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(Whoosh)
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(Gasps) How did...
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Uhh!
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Jade: Show me whatcha
got, shendu!
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Eat digital steel!
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Tohru: No!
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That's right, t.
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Another slice of dragon
toast for the Jade-ster!
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Ohh! My flame-on
button keeps jamming!
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Uh... Boys and girls,
I am trying to concentrate.
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So are we!
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We have to get to medieval
evil, level 7!
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Uncle: Forget level 7.
We are going to the opera.
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Tonight!
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But uncle, my shang dynasty
exhibit opens tomorrow.
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I am swamped!
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Whoa! Opera?
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Since when does uncle go for
fat ladies in viking helmets?
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Not viking opera!
Peking opera...
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With very special performers.
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Seven little fortunes?
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(Gasps) But, uncle, that is...
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The troupe with which I
received my opera training.
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Sensei?
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You were in the opera?
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When uncle was very young.
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(Laughs)
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Then how come I never hear
you sing in the shower?
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There's more to the
Peking opera than song,
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as you will see tonight.
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Uncle, this must mean...
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Yes. My old friend wing is now
the director of this troupe...
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And I have not seen
him in nearly 60 years.
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This is the story of Lao
sheng, the farmer.
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Lao sheng's beautiful daughter
qing yi means the world to him.
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(Atonal) ♪ oh, fair daughter ♪
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♪ Our cow is sick and
delivers sour milk ♪
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Jade, pay attention
like the rest of us!
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(Snores)
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(Snorts)
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(Sheepishly) Heh!
I am multi-tasking.
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Now you are one-tasking!
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Bwaaa!
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That is 4,000 years old!
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Excuse me!
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Pardon me!
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(Artifact rolls)
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(Gasps) Wing!
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(Rolling continues)
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Um, meanwhile...
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We arrive at the castle,
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where the villain,
also known as the "jing," lives.
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Bwaaaa!
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Whoa!
Where'd Mr. creepers come from?
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(Coyly) Uncle cannot
reveal old stage secret.
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Uncle: Villainous jing
summons a powerful ghost,
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and together they
terrorize farmer Lao.
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Butt whoop?!
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Now you're talkin'!
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Jackie: Excuse me.
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Oh! Pardon me.
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Yes. Very exciting.
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Jackie! I'm trying to watch!
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Ahh! Everyone's favorite!
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The clown provides
welcome comic relief.
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Audience: Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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And cooler moves than Jackie!
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So, you think uncle's old friend
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calls him "uncle," too?
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Chuckles, is that you?
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Chuckles?! Chuckles?!
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Beetlebrow!
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So, you remember your nickname
for me after 60 years?
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Ha ha ha!
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Who can forget those fuzzy
caterpillars living over your eyes?
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And your never-ending pranks
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and gift of laughter.
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Is he talking
about the same guy?
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So, you have come to
see my "family" at work.
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And to introduce
my family to you.
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My nephew Jackie...
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Ah, yes! Butterfingers.
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Uh, hello.
I have heard so much about you.
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I am sorry I have to run.
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I am mounting an exhibit
at the pacific Asia museum.
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Uh... Bye-bye.
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Please excuse his manners.
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(Proudly) And this is
my apprentice tohru.
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(Video game pings)
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(Clears throat)
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This alarm tells me I
must tend to the shop now.
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A pleasure meeting you.
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And last, but not least,
my great-niece Jade.
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Jade: Hey!
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No trapdoors?
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So, how do you do all that
passing-through-walls stuff?
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Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
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True artisans never reveal the
secrets of their stagecraft.
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All part of the
"magic" of the theater.
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Uncle told you so, Jade.
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Youthful enthusiasm.
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I remember a time when
we were brimming with it.
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We trained very
hard in school...
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Though you, chuckles,
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trained hardest in the
art of merry-making.
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Ah! So much talent!
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You might have become
the grandest clown
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in this or any other troupe...
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But you chose to abandon
the magic of the theater
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for other kinds of magic...
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Turning your back on years
of study and brotherhood.
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With great sorrow, brother wing,
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but I discovered
my true calling.
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Jade: Hmm...
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So that's what that's for! Heh!
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It would seem your proteges
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possess the same lack of
respect for the theater as you!
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Ohh! Perhaps this is my cue
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to again take
leave of the opera!
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And this time,
it shall be with great pleasure!
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But, uncle, I never found out
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how they do that secret
melting-through-walls thing.
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Pfft! A cheap trick
called magic makeup!
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What?!
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(Yawns)
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A typo? (Groans)
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What?! That is impossible!
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Aah!
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Uh...
Shouldn't you be at the opera?
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Another one?
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(Grunting)
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Waah!
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Uhh!
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No! Those are priceless!
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Don't they pay
you at the opera?!
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(Groans)
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Huhh!
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Whooo!
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Stop!
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Hey, Jackie,
trying out for the opera?
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Jade, what are you doing here?
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Thought you should know,
uncle's not himself.
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He and wing-ding
had a falling out.
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Jackie: Aah!
Which beats falling down.
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Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Jade, stay back!
They are thieves!
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Don't they pay
them at the opera?
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All aboard the magic bus.
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Jackie: Wait!
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(Panting)
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Uhh!
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Let me in!
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Buck fifty.
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But they didn't pay!
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Let's put a wrinkle
in your hocus-pocus!
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(Grunts)
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Jade, how did you...
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Jackie, hit the deck!
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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Uhh!
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(Sighs) Talk about a
hard act to follow.
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Wing: Now, artisans,
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once more from the top.
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Ah! Have you returned to
apologize for chuckles?
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We have returned to accuse
your artisans of a crime.
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What?!
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These two abused theater magic
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in order to steal
a small fortune
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in ancient artifacts from
the museum last night.
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My performers know better
than to use sacred magic
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outside the theater!
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Perhaps the
artifacts are missing
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because you dropped them somewhere...
Butterfingers.
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(Sputters)
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Or perhaps we witnessed your
ghost suffer a black eye!
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Yeah!
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Yes! Aha!
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Uh...
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Heh heh! Heh!
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Well?
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It did not go well.
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Well, it's obvious
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mega-brow is the
ringleader of the gang.
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No!
Beetlebrow may be a stubborn,
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self-righteous,
intolerant mule...
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But I know him to be honorable
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and incorruptible.
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He would never
tolerate criminals
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in his company! But, uncle,
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we saw them!
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Promise me you will leave
matters to the police.
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(Sighs) I promise.
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Tch! That makes one of us.
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Uncle,
why do you insist on coming back
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if wing upsets you?
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Wing not important!
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Uncle likes good opera,
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that is all.
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(Clears throat)
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Jade has been in
ladies' room long time.
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Did she fall in?
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The stolen loot has to be
somewhere on the premises.
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Ooh!
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Magic makeup.
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Cool!
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Time to get the goods
on the gruesome twosome.
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(Footsteps)
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(Doorknob rattling)
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(Gasps)
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(Gasps)
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Duh!
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Aw, just that singing farmer.
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Well, do you think
the others suspect us?
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Hmm... I am more concerned
with chuckles' nephew.
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Wing: Quickly, artisans.
Curtain time nears!
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Besides, any suspicions
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will first lead to
our fellow jings.
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Just be prepared to
grab our cash cow
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in the event a quick
getaway becomes necessary.
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The walls have ears... And eyes.
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Jade: Psst!
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Down here.
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Aah!
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Found our crooks.
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Jade, what is going...
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The bad guys only play
the villains off-stage.
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On-stage,
the bad guys play the good guys!
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In English, Jade.
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Those guys are the thieves.
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(Stage performance
musical fanfare playing)
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Whoa! Talk about your
dedicated actors.
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Their "cash cow."
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That's it!
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What is it?
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Where they hide the loot.
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Come on! They're gonna
try and bolt with it!
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Jade,
we can't just go out there.
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If uncle sees us...
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Uncle won't need
to know it's us.
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You have to be kidding.
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(Atonal) ♪ oh, fair daughter ♪
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♪ Our cow is sick and
delivers sour milk ♪
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What?! It is too early
for the clown's entrance.
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Uh...
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♪ I will take the
sick cow to a doctor ♪
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I do not recall a second
clown in this opera.
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♪ The cow will feel
better in the castle ♪
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These are not the lyrics!
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♪ The cow must see a doctor ♪
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Both: ♪ the castle ♪
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♪ A doctor ♪
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Both: ♪ the castle ♪
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Jade: ♪ a doctor ♪
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♪ Duh ♪
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♪ Don't you goons
know anything ♪
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♪ About proper cow care? ♪
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Who is that?!
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Ohh!
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Ai-yaaa!
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We do not fight a
clown in this scene.
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Apparently, I do.
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I'm sorry. I will bring this back.
Thank you!
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Brother wing, I...
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So, the prankster takes
his revenge on my opera!
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I hope you are happy.
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Jade: Uhh!
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Audience: Ha ha ha ha!
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Your oafish proteges
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have dishonored the
sanctity of my stage!
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(Gasps)
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What is the meaning of...
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It would seem the
sanctity of your stage
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has been previously dishonored.
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And so, I take my exit.
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Facial!
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Uhh!
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Clowning around has its moments,
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but I think I will
stick with my calling...
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Archaeology.
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I was blind.
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It was your proteges who
were the honorable ones.
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We rock! Uh-huh!
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I will always wish the opera
had kept you, my friend.
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And that is my cue
to say good-bye.
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One more thing.
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I hope it will not
be another 60 years
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before we meet
again, beetlebrow.
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As do I, chuckles.
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Hey, Jackie,
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where did you live
when you were little?
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My father put me through
the martial opera school.
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One thing's difference...
We have to stay there,
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live there, eat there.
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So many different teachers
teach you how to dance,
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kicking, punch, acrobatic,
all kind of things.
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School is very, very important.