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Ahh!
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Grape and cookies.
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Mmm.
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Good evening.
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Uh, fudge nutty?
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If you are on a break...
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Perhaps someone
else can assist me.
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I am the only one here.
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What exactly are
you looking for?
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Something like this.
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Note the unusual filigree.
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Customer: Rise and
shine, my boy.
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Where am I?
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Who am I?
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You are tohru,
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my most loyal henchman.
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Uncle: Jackie, next time you
take Jade to movies by yourself.
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Popcorn stale, sound too loud...
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And story unrealistic.
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Oh, you expected reality
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from brain-draining freaks
from planet medulla?
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Hey, I'm sleeping with
noseplugs tonight.
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No alien's getting its
mitts on my brain matter.
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(Gasps)
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I told tohru never to
leave shop door open!
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You let mosquitoes in and
the air conditioning out!
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Hey, t! You missed a classic.
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Jade: Tohru?
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Hello?
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He probably just stepped
out for a minute.
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Hmm. Tohru would never
leave without writing note.
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And he would never
leave a cookie uneaten.
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Customer: I am valmont.
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Don't you remember me?
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I remember nothing.
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Jolly good potion.
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It would seem you are
the victim of amnesia.
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Allow me to fill in some blanks.
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I am the leader
of the dark hand,
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a premiere crime syndicate,
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and you work for me.
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Premiere crime syndicate?
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Um, a temporary
setback, I assure you,
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but it was only yesterday
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that you and I were at
the top of our game.
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See? You made the
FBI's most wanted,
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3 years running.
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Oh, so it is true. But how?
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Our Nemesis must have
throttled you famously
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for your entire memory
just to up and vanish.
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Nemesis?
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Jackie chan.
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Chan will pay.
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In good time, loyal
one, in good time.
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First, we have a very
important flight to catch.
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(Chanting) Yu mo
gue guai fi di ziao.
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Yu mo gue guai fi di ziao.
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Tohru is there.
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How did he get there?
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Told you he's been kidnapped.
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Let's bring our boy home.
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Master, are there no
closer banks for us to rob?
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We have not traveled
to Sri Lanka
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for any run-of-the-mill
heist, tohru.
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We are here for the
score of a lifetime.
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And the beauty of it?
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All we require is your muscle
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and the instructions
to a secret location,
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which we are soon to collect.
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Now, be on your best behavior.
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Yes, master.
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Chundi!
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How my heart soars
to see you again.
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Master babur, it pleases me
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to introduce my protg tohru.
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Ah, any brother to chundi
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is a brother to our monastery.
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Tohru, assume lotus position
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while babur and I catch up.
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So, chundi,
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could it be you have
finally returned
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to attain true enrichment?
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You have a way with
words, master babur.
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Then you shall be among
the privileged few,
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the purest of spirit,
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who have communed at
the legendary temple.
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Your companion is also worthy?
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Uhh!
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Oh, yes, indeed.
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Tohru possesses
great strength...
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Uh, inner strength...
Of a most spiritual nature.
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Then come. Allow me to bestow
upon you the directions
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to the temple of
the golden elephant.
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Uncle...
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I'm parched.
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Can't we just drink it?
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We are out of water.
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Do you want to find tohru?
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Yes?
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Then we must not
drink locator spell!
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Uh, how about now?
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Unh! Uhh-uhh-uhh!
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Tohru!
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Ahh, he is safe.
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What's he doing?
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It would seem my apprentice
seeks inner peace.
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So I will give him piece...
Of uncle,
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for making us worry
ourselves sick!
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And I will fetch us some water.
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Hey, big fella!
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Remove yourself, child.
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What's with the 'tude, dude?
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I came halfway around
the world to find you.
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You are lousy shopkeeper!
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You leave without sweeping.
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Uncle could have slipped
on crumbs and broken hip!
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What are you jabbering
about, old fool?
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(Gasps)
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You speak to your
sensei that way?
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Ow! Grrrr!
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Tohru, what is with you?
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You... Know my name?
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Uh, Jackie,
I don't think tohru recognizes us.
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What? Oh, do not be silly, Jade.
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Jackie chan.
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See?
Tohru knows exactly who I am.
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My Nemesis!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Ayah!
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Tohru, it is me, Jackie!
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Yes, I know. Yaah!
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Jackie, don't hurt tohru!
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What about me?
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Rarrgghh!
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Tohru, whatever I did
to anger you I am sorry!
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Lastly, you will both emerge
from the bamboo forest
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to find yourselves at
the lake of riddles.
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(Crashing)
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Ooh, what was that?
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Whoa! Oof!
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Unnnh!
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Freak pottery accident.
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Frightful how they'll just
spontaneously combust.
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Shall we press on then?
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Tohru: I will crush you!
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Uhh!
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Tohru is not acting
like himself.
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Oh, yes, he is.
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His old self.
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Chundi, what are you hiding?
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This is not the behavior of one
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who is prepared to
visit the temple.
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Which reminds me,
left or right at the lake?
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Across.
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Oop.
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Thank you, master.
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And now that I have
been enlightened,
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let us forget that we
ever had this chat.
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It's time to jog tohru's memory!
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Tohru, remember all those times
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we butt-whupped the shadowkhan?
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The who?
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Uh, ok, never mind them.
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Well, how about the time you
helped me get over the crush I had
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on the kid in my
class who was a demon?
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There is no such
thing as demons.
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Grrr!
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Tohru, remember?
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Your favorite...
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Grape soda.
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Grape what?
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Ooooh!
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(Growls)
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Uhh!
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Jade: Tohru, stop this!
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Why are you acting like
you work for the dark hand?
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Because I work
for the dark hand.
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Uncle: Then shame on you!
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Just like old times.
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Maybe that will knock
some sense into him.
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But how did it get knocked
out of him in the first place?
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He's how!
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Valmont! Valmont!
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What have you done to tohru?
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Last I saw,
he was rolling down a hill.
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Your doing, I believe.
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Tell us the truth, friar liar!
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Perhaps tohru had enough
of sweeping floors
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and decided to take
a better offer.
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Mine.
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Uncle: Sweeping floors
may be dirty work,
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but it is honest!
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Tohru is family.
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He'd never join you again!
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Well, if you don't believe me...
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Why don't you just ask him?
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(Tohru growls)
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Tohru, please.
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T, don't listen to valmont!
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Uncle: You will pay for this.
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Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
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Uhh! Unh!
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Dark hand 3, Jackie chan 0.
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Come, tohru.
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Yes, master.
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Uncle: Ayah!
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We are trapped!
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And we've lost tohru.
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For good.
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00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,432
(Jackie grunting)
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Uhh!
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00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,635
It is no use.
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00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:46,037
Well, if valmont can crawl
out from under a rock,
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to steal back
tohru, we can, too.
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Steal him back,
I mean, er, again.
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Uncle: Yu mo gue
guai fi di ziao.
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00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,314
Yu mo gue guai fi di ziao.
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00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,383
Yu mo gue guai fi di zi...
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00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,855
Uncle, you rock!
Levitation spell?
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00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:08,326
Uncle cannot pack spell
ingredients for every occasion!
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00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,973
Sheesh!
Who says mud baths are relaxing?
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Did you see where tohru went?
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Big fellow.
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Monk: Aieee!
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00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,248
Master babur has
lost his memory.
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Who is babur?
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See?
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00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,754
Whoa. This amnesia bug's
really going around.
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00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:40,091
Hotcha! If babur and
tohru both have amnesia,
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valmont must have
used a potion on them.
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And with that potion, uncle can devise
antidote to bring back tohru's memory.
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Valmont must still
have it with him.
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We just have to find him.
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00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,140
Oh, there is no hope of that.
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The strangers have embarked for
the temple of the golden elephant,
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and only master babur
knows where it is.
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Are you my mother?
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00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:08,686
Oh, the temple's
location is lost forever.
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00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:14,526
Oh? Can of grape soda
tells uncle otherwise.
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00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,731
Valmont: Ahh.
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The golden elephant
lies within that temple.
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Ow!
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Don't you recognize
boiling water?
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Oh, now, how do we get across?
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A riddle?
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Perhaps if we answer it...
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"What do you call the
life story of a car?"
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Uh, cartoon?
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00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,493
Vehicular memoirs?
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Jade: Duh!
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Autobiography!
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I was about to say that.
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Toodle-oo!
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Oopsy.
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Come on, come on!
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Aah!
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00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,992
Jackie! Water very hot!
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I am not soup yet!
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00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,399
Jackie! Huhh!
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Uhh!
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And he spikes the landing!
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How do we get across now?
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Did you not pay attention?
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Uncle: We must answer riddle.
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No problemo.
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"What is the beginning
of eternity...
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"The end of time and space,
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"the beginning of every end,
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and the end of every place?"
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No fair! We got a brainbuster!
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Valmont: At last.
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My ticket. To a life of luxury!
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And so few have seen it,
it will never be missed.
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Jade: End of every place...
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End of every place.
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The exit?
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I wish this was a
lake of crosswords.
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I am better at those.
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Uncle: Eeeeeee!
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Stub your toe?
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The answer to the riddle.
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The end of time and place.
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In English,
it is the letter "e."
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Well, uncle.
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00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,606
Uhh!
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00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:48,079
Just lift with your legs
and pack up that pachyderm!
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00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,480
Yes, master.
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00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,382
Uhh!
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Creepy.
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Uhh!
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00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,294
Funny how the guy
who can't remember
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is trying to steal the
animal that never forgets.
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00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,365
Stop, tohru!
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00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,300
If you remove the elephant,
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00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,036
something very bad will happen!
296
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,905
Which would be?
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Do not recall.
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00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,776
I'm expert in Chinese
mythology, not Indian.
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00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,312
Don't listen.
Our enemies are just trying
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00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,147
to trick you again.
301
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,382
Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Unnnhh!
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Uh-oh.
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00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,672
Now I remember.
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Stone sentinels will destroy
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whomever attempts
to steal elephant.
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00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,916
I never touched it!
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00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,818
T!
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00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,033
Oooh!
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Uncle! Your spell!
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Do you not listen?
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00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,879
Uncle cannot make
amnesia antidote
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without amnesia potion!
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00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,218
The turn-stone-into-mud spell.
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00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,888
Ah, that one uncle can do.
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00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,257
And while you work your magic...
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I'll motion for some potion.
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00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,840
Ha! The artful bungler.
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00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,708
Hand it over!
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00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,911
Say pretty please!
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00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,814
Jade, did you see where
uncle put dried blowfish?
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Cannot complete
spell without it.
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00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,717
(Sighs)
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00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,287
Uncle, are you ok?
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00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,789
Uncle! Uncle who?
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00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,957
Oh, boy.
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00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,159
Fare thee well, you old goat!
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00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,062
Ah, I am a goat.
330
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,264
No! You're uncle,
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00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,467
the only one who can
bring back tohru!
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00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,601
Baa!
333
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,771
Ecch! You're disgusting!
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00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,781
The harder they are...
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The bigger they break.
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00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,082
Valmont: Many thanks for your
help, chan.
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A shame tohru must
render you senseless
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so we may get on with
our crime unhindered.
339
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,156
Uh, tohru, if you please.
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00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,757
No.
341
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,060
What do you mean, no?
342
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:26,631
You were not so loyal
to your loyal henchman.
343
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:31,135
Well, I...
I was simply hoping to duck away
344
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,938
and find a large mallet
with which to assist.
345
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,275
Something inside tells me
that Jackie is my friend.
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00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,145
And something inside tells me
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that you are
forgetting who is boss.
348
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,883
Hyaaah!
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Bull's-eye!
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00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,154
Where am I?
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00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,489
The ballet.
352
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,958
You're doing a
fabulous swan lake.
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00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:03,067
Valmont can pirouette
all the way to prison.
354
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,202
Prison?
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00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,470
You need not worry, tohru.
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00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,839
Elephants may remember
with their heads,
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00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,342
but you remembered
us with your heart.
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00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,543
Jade: Uh, Jackie?
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00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,678
Baa!
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00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,513
That's all he's gonna
remember us with
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00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,950
if we don't figure out how
to get uncle's memory back.
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00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,286
Ta-da! Baa!
363
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,690
Then perhaps we should
start doing some...
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00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,425
Research. Research.
365
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:35,032
Hey, Jackie,
what's your favorite food?
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00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,200
Anything fast.
367
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,868
I really don't
like to sit there.
368
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,238
12 people sit there,
they give you a soup.
369
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,274
You have to wait.
12 people all have a soup.
370
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,809
The soup already cold.
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00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,077
I like everything quick.
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Done.