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Jackie chan: Thank you for
allowing me to ride with you.
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The museum asked
that I help ensure
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that the golden squid
is unloaded safely.
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Driver: Hey,
I appreciate the company.
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You wouldn't believe
how dull this job is.
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(Helicopter approaching)
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Driver: Wh-what do I do?!
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Do... do I pull over?!
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Jackie: No! Keep driving!
Radio the police!
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Jackie: Oof!
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Jackie: Waa!
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Mu-ahh! Hah!
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Unh! Whoa!
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(Weapon sputtering)
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Jackie: High heat
and rubber soles
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make for a sticky situation.
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Thieves: Huh? (Crunching)
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Jackie: When we arrive
at the police station,
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you will be... wha?!
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Capt. Black: Just got word about
the attempted hijacking, Jackie.
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Jackie: Captain black?
But how...
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Capt. Black: You know section 13
monitors all police transmissions.
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Can you I.D. The perps?
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Jackie: Well,
at first I suspected the enforcers,
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but they were sent
to prison last month.
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Capt.
Black: And released 3 days ago.
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Court ordered them to serve
out the rest of their sentences
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doing community service.
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Jackie: If they are
back to their old ways,
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the community does not
need that kind of service.
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Capt. Black: Enforcers
can't be reincarcerated
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without proof of
criminal activity,
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but you catch 'em red-handed
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and I'll see to it that they're
put away for a long, long time.
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Jackie: Jade,
what are you doing?
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Those clothes are being
donated to charity,
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and that is your
buttercup scout uniform.
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Jade chan: I know.
I quit the buttercups.
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Jackie: Wha? Why?
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Jade: Quilt-making,
cookie-selling, hello?
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If I wanted to be
bored out of my gourd,
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I could just hang here
with you and uncle.
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Uncle chan: You want excitement,
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sweep up shop.
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Jackie: Ohh! But scouting provides
a valuable experience, Jade.
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You mustn't quit.
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Jade: So who said anything
about quitting scouting?
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I joined the dragon scouts.
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Jackie: But the dragon
scouts are all boys.
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Jade: Were.
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Welcome to the new millennium
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where girls are hot
and boys are not.
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I am dragon. Hear me roar!
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The dragons are meeting tonight
at my school, uncle Jackie.
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Jackie: Jade, what did you do?
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Jackie: Uh, friends of yours?
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Jade: Nope.
Something about them seems...
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Familiar, though.
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You gotta turn that in at
the principal's office.
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Jackie: Fine.
I will see you in the hallway
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after your meeting.
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(Banging)
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Finn: Come on, come on.
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Ratso: Not you.
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Jackie: You failed to
hijack the antiquities,
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so now you're robbing
school lockers?
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Chow: What's he talkin' about?
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Jackie: May I have a look?
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Finn: Last time I checked,
you ain't the hall monitor,
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so take a hike, chan.
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Jackie: Perhaps you
have something to hide.
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Chow: Perhaps you
don't hear so good.
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Jackie: I do not
want to fight you...
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At school.
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Finn: Too bad,
'cause here comes today's lesson.
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Jackie: Ow!
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Dragon leader: What in Sam hill
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is going on here?!
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Finn: Uh...
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Bucket turned over.
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Dragon leader: Looks
more like horseplay,
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and horseplay
undermines discipline.
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A fine example you're setting
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for your boy, Mr. Finn.
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Jackie: Boy? You have a boy?
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Finn: My nephew.
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Chow: Mine, too.
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Ratso: My sister's kid,
visitin' for the Summer.
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Frank: Frank.
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Charley: Charley.
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Rocko: Uh, rocko.
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Dragon leader: All
right, dragons,
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store your gear, on the double.
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Jackie: Why were you
breaking in to that locker?
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Finn: We weren't, Mr. nosy.
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We're doin' community
service here.
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Part of the deal for gettin'
out of the joint early.
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Jackie: Oh!
Oh, you are janitors.
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Chow: Hey! Custodial engineers.
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Finn: Ot-nay in front
of the ephews-nay.
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Finn: Look, chan,
whole reason we want the kids to be scouts
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is to learn good values.
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Ratso: So they don't end up
bums, like us.
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Rocko: Ha ha ha!
You're funny, uncle ratso.
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Charley: Yeah,
seein' how you guys own,
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like, the biggest
import-export business
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on the west coast.
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Chow: Heh. Yeah, well, you know,
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we ain't ones to brag.
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Jackie: Who would've
guessed that the enforcers
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would have such nice nephews?
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Jade: Nice? Jackie!
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Those three have "crooked"
written all over 'em!
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But don't worry.
I'm all over it.
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I'll be your eyes and ears,
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find out what
they're cookin' up.
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Jackie: Jade,
we must not prejudge.
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Sometimes the apple
falls far from the tree.
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Jade: And hits the
ground and turns rotten.
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Jade: Gotta go with
my gut on this one.
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Something about those
nephews isn't right,
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and I'll prove it.
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Just need a little backup.
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Capt. Black: Jade?
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Jade: Hello, old friend!
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Cock-a-doodle how-do-you do?
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(Jackie yawns)
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Jackie: Jade?
Where are you heading?
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Jade: Dragon scouts
meeting, Jackie.
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Going for my first merit badge.
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Jackie: Oh.
So, what will you be doing?
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Some sort of arts
and crafts project?
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Jade: Crafts? Get real, Jackie.
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Dragon leader promised it'd
be something in the wild.
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Probably an intense survival
program in the jungle
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surrounded by
bloodthirsty creatures!
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Gotta be kidding me.
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This is what he calls
being "in the wild"?
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Dragon leader: All
right, dragon scouts,
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your first merit badge
will be in nature studies,
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and today we'll
be bird-watching.
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Jade: Bird-watching?
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Dragon leader:
Present dragon scopes,
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front and center.
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Dragon leader: Outstanding.
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You have 60 minutes.
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Notate all sightings
in your logbooks.
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I will be spot-checking,
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and the zoo area is off limits!
Fall out!
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Jade: Ice cream
heist at 10 o'clock.
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Frank: You got a problem?
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We're tryin' to bird-watch here.
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Charley: Yeah.
We been scopin' out a pigeon.
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Rocko: Pretty pigeon.
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Jade: Not on my watch.
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Frank: Oh, I get it.
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She can't cut it solo,
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so she's tryin' to tag along.
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Jade: As if!
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Charley: She's a wannabe,
same as her uncle.
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Jade: Uh, reality check?
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My uncle's a wannabe?
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Charley: Uh, yeah.
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We got the 411 how
your unc is bunk.
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Rocko: Ha ha ha!
Unc is bunk. Ha ha ha!
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Charley: He can't
even hold down a job.
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Frank: Heh heh heh.
Wishes he was big-time
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like our uncles.
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Charley: Which is why he's
always followin' them around.
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Nephews: Loser!
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Jade: Hey, the only reason
Jackie's always tailing your uncles
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is because they're
low-life crooks.
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Rocko: Take it back!
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Jade: Bring it on, tiny.
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Rocko: Whoa... unh!
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Jade: Who's the l-word now?
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Frank: Uh, Jade,
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a little advice...
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Jade: What's that supposed to...
hey!
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Nephews: 3-way keep-away!
Ha ha ha!
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Jade: You just bought
yourselves a world of hurt!
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Give that back!
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(Jade sniffs)
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Jade: Ohh! Yuck.
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Serious stank.
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(Bear growls)
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Jade: Got it. Your pad, my bad.
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Jade: Ohh!
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(Bear roars)
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Jade: Bad day, bad day, bad day!
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Frank: Oh, man,
we gotta help her!
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Charley: How?
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Rocko: Uh, I got nothin'.
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Frank: That jump was freaky.
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Charley: Freaky on a stick.
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How do you get that
kind of hang time?
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Jade: Um, aerobics?
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Rocko: Ha ha.
She was pretty gutsy with that Bear.
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Not like before, when she's all,
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(high-pitched voice)
"I want my cap back."
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Charley, high-pitched voice: I want
my cap back! Give me my cap back!
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Frank: Please, oh, please!
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Nephews: Ha ha ha!
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Jade: You are so asking
to get your butts kicked.
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Dragon leader:
Dragon scout Jade!
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You disobeyed a
direct dragon order
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to stay clear of the zoo,
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and now I see you displaying
aggressive behavior
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towards your fellow scouts.
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Frank: Yeah. Dragon scout Jade
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definitely needs an
attitude adjustment.
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Charley: Oh, she's a bad egg.
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Rocko: I like eggs... Over easy.
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Jade: But they...
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Dragon leader: No merit badge.
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Jade: Ohh!
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Finn: Well, what do you know?
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Don't you ever get tired
of tailing us, chan?
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Jackie: Uh, actually, yes,
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but that is not why I am here.
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I guess the dragon leader
called you in, too.
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My niece and your
nephews, fighting.
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Ratso: We came to
pick up our uniforms.
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Jackie: Uniform?
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Dragon leader: Volunteering
to be dragon daddies.
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Outstanding.
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No wonder your nephews
are such fine young men.
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On the other hand...
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Fall in behind me, Mr. chan.
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We need to discuss
Jade's behavior.
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Chow: Heh. If you need
some parenting tips, chan,
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I'm here for ya.
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Enforcers: Ha ha ha!
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Jackie: And the dragon
leader warned me,
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any more of this
type of behavior,
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you will be kicked out.
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So, please,
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behave yourself on this
weekend's dragon adventure.
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Jade: We're having
a dragon adventure?
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It's gonna be something cool!
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Extreme go-kart racing?
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Mountain climbing?
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Jackie: The museum.
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Jade: I quit the
buttercups for this?
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Jackie: The museum has just
opened its far east exhibit.
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I do not like this one bit.
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Jade: You and me both. Bor-ing!
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Jackie: I suspect
the golden squid
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is the reason the enforcers
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volunteered to be
dragon daddies.
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Jade: I get it.
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A dragon adventure,
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the perfect cover for a heist.
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Jackie: Perhaps,
which is why I am coming along.
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Jade: Good thinking.
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I'll keep an eye.
On frank, Rocco, and Charley
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while you...
You're a dragon daddy?!
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Jackie: Yes... ohh!
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And you are levitating!
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You have the rooster talisman!
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Jade: Well... heh heh. I...
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Please, uncle Jackie,
let me take it to the museum.
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If the enforcers try
to pull anything...
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Uncle: Eye-yah!
Magic is not to be trifled with!
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Jackie: Hand over the
talisman, ja... ow!
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Uncle: As long as
you are up there,
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clean cobwebs from ceiling.
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Curator: Welcome, dragon scouts.
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You are about to see the finest
collection of far east antiquities
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ever assembled in the
northern hemisphere,
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and the centerpiece
of our collection
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is the exquisite.
3,000year-old golden squid.
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Priceless.
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Finn: Priceless is
my favorite number.
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Frank: Sweet.
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Charley: Boo-bama.
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Rocko: Pretty.
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Jade: don't even think about it.
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Jackie: Why are you
leaving your group?
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Finn: Potty break, ok?
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Jackie: All three
at the same time?
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Dragon scouts, gasping: Hey!
What's going on?!
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Dragon leader: As you
were, dragons.
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Remain calm.
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Curator: Just a power outage.
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(Generator hums)
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Dragon scouts, gasping: Huh?
What happened? What?
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Jackie: What has happened?!
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Curator: The golden squid...
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It's been stolen!
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The culprits may still
be on the premises.
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Evacuate the children!
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Jackie: I agree.
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Dragon leader: All
right, dragons,
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single file in double time.
Move out!
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Jackie: Stop!
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Jackie: I have caught
you red-handed with...
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Toilet paper?
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Ratso: We're
runnin' low at home.
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Chow: Whatcha gonna do,
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call the potty patrol?
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Jackie: But if you didn't
steal the golden squid,
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then who?
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Jade: Yes!
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I am good.
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Frank: Oh, that's my locker!
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Charley: Back away,
or you're gonna pay!
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Jade: You three are so busted.
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Frank: Heh heh heh.
Pretty lame, Jade.
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You swiped that thing and
planted it in my locker.
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Jade: Ooh, good cover story.
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Not! What kind of
criminals are you?
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Man: Oh,
they're not criminals...
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But we are.
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Jade: It's the museum curator!
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Charley: Ohh,
didn't see that coming.
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Frank: Inside job.
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Rocko: Yeah!
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Inside where?
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Curator: Heh heh heh.
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I'll take that.
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Jade: Guess again.
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Jade to frank!
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Frank: Frank to rocko!
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Finn: Uhh! Hey, watch the hair!
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Community service stinks.
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Chow: No kidding.
- I make holes. He fills holes.
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Finn: Boys,
I think our ship just came in.
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Chow: Hey,
he's got the golden squid!
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Finn: I stand corrected.
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Community service
does have its rewards.
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Curator: Ohh!
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Finn: Mm-wah.
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Gentlemen, the only street
we're gonna be working
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from now on is easy street.
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Ratso: Ohh!
Why can't we ever win?
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Jackie: Heh heh heh.
I came to apologize
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for falsely accusing
you of stealing the...
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Jackie: The golden squid!
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You did steal it!
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Finn: Not exactly,
but it's ours now.
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Ratso: Got it off the real
thief fair and square.
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Jackie: It is museum property.
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Jackie: Whoa!
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Oof! Bad day!
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Bad day! Bad day!
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Jackie: Think of it this way.
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You have not lost a statue,
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you have become a statue.
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Finn: Um, chan, please,
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uh, don't tell the
kids about this.
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Chow: Yeah.
- It'd break their hearts.
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Ratso: They think
we're, you know...
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Jackie: Successful
import-exporters?
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I will spare them the truth.
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Finn: Thanks. Who knows?
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Maybe someday we can
redeem ourselves,
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become the upstanding,
law-abiding citizens
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they think we are.
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Finn: Nah.
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Chow and ratso: No way.
I don't think so.
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Finn: Scary thought.
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Ratso: Be laughin'
if I could breathe.
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Capt. Black: The
curator and his lackeys
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are in custody, Jackie.
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Turns out he's a con
artist named Michael Diaz.
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Has a rap sheet long as my arm.
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Finn: Yeah, so,
we're gonna take a ride with,
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uh, our associate
Mr. black to the airport.
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Ratso: Gonna be goin'
away for a while...
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Chow: To the far east.
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Big business deal brewin'.
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Sorry, kids.
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That's the, uh,
import-export business for ya.
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Frank: We'll come visit
again next Summer.
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Finn: Terrific.
We should be out...
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Er, uh, back by then.
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Frank: Take it easy, uncle Finn.
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Charley: Ciao, uncle chow.
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Rocko: Later, uncle ratso.
Thanks for everything.
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Nephews: Bye, now! See ya soon!
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Jackie: I do not encourage
lying, Jade,
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but there is no need
to tell the young men
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that their uncles
are going to prison.
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Jade: Hey, uncle Jackie,
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better not let the dragon leader
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catch you out of uniform.
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Nephews and Jade: 4-way keep-away!
Ha ha ha!
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Jackie: Give me that back.
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This is not funny!
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It is very disrespectful!
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Jane: Hey Jackie, do you have any
bad jobs before you became an actor?
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Jackie: After the 10 years
in a martial arts school,
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I went to Australia.
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I do a construction worker,
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clean the, uh, building...
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Cement...
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Paint the wall...
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At night, I doing, uh,
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kitchen, uh,
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learn how to cook.
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Um,
I don't think it's a bad job.
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If I'm continue to learn this,
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I'm becoming like
a professional.
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There's no bad job.