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Tohru: Unh! Oh!
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Jade: That's it, big guy.
Only 2 more miles.
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Tohru: Oh, I can't...
I can't make it.
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Jade: Can't isn't
in our vocabulary.
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Feel the burn!
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(Tohru groans)
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Uncle: Aiiyaa!
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Jackie!
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Jade: What is it, uncle?
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Uncle: A drum!
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The immortal relic
used to defeat po Kong,
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the mountain demon.
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Demon chi has been activated!
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Jackie: Canada.
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Stone walls. Must be Quebec.
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It's a walled city.
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We'd better move quickly.
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After losing the
thunder demon chi,
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drago will be more
determined than ever.
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(Tohru breathing heavily)
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Jade: Going somewhere?
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Jackie: Canada.
The mountain demon chi is in Quebec.
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Jade: Cool!
I can practice my French.
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Croissant, crepe,
creme brulee, baguette.
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Tohru: Mmm! Baguette.
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Jade: No baguette, tohru!
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Think lean and mean protein.
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No bread, no pasta, no
rice, no cookies, no cake.
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Jackie: No Quebec.
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And no argument.
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You have a big math test tomorrow.
Remember?
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You stay here with tohru.
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Jade: Aww. Tohru: Ugh!
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(Chi-o-matic sputtering)
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Jackie: Is it broken?
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Uncle: Not anymore.
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Jackie: "Ancient rice and
artifacts collection?"
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Rice? I thought we were
searching for a drum.
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Maybe that thing is broken.
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Maybe it's that new
containment jar.
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Uncle: Since when are
you the big-time expert?
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New containment
jar not a problem.
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Uncle made so device can hold
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more than one demon chi at once.
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Does not affect the
way detector works.
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Now knock.
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French woman: Bonjour.
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Comment allez-vous
à aujourd'hui?
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Jackie: Maybe we should
have brought Jade.
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Jackie: Uh... Bonjour.
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My name is Jackie chan,
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and this is my uncle.
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We are from America,
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and we are looking
for an ancient drum.
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Do you have one?
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French woman: Bienvenue.
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Entree, entree.
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Merci de venir.
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Amusez-vous.
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Uncle: Uncle knows that
people collect many things...
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But rice?
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Chopsticks?
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Jackie: Wooden chopsticks.
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Uncle: Carved from ancient
drumsticks, used to play
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immortal drum.
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Jackie: But which ones?
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Drago: Chan fried rice, anyone?
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Uncle: Aiiyaa!
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Jackie: Drago!
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Drago: I'd say it was
good to see you, chan,
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but why start the day with a
big, fat lie?
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Jackie: Uncle!
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The chopsticks!
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We will have to take them all!
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French woman:
Qu'est-ce à que c'est?
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Jackie: Watch out!
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Uh, you know,
I never did get your name.
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Uncle: Aiiyaaa!
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Drago: So how would you like
your uncle to be cooked?
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Rare, medium or well-done!
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Jackie: Strike.
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Uncle: Maybe uncle
should retire?
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Drago: Dead end, old man,
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in more ways than one.
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(Tohru grunting)
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Jade: Come on, tohru.
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You need to get in shape.
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No pain, no gain.
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Almost there.
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(Tohru grunts)
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Jade: Perfect! That was one.
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Way to push yourself, dude.
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Eating right is cool, you dig?
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If you don't,
your butt's too big.
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Sorry, pal.
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Think lean. But cheer up!
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There's a tasty tofu Patty
back home with your name on it.
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(Tohru groans)
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Jackie: I don't think
I've ever been so tired.
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(Yawns)
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Uncle: No yawning!
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We have work to do!
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(Yawns)
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Jackie: I know, I know.
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We must find which chopsticks
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contain the mountain demon chi.
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(Uncle yawns)
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(Grunts)
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Jackie: You falling asleep!
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Uncle: Stop pointing finger!
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You are the one falling asleep!
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Jackie: No, I am wide awake!
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But you, you are doing this!
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(Imitates yawn)
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Uncle: Not sleeping.
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Resting eyes.
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But maybe tea will help
you keep yours open.
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Uncle will put kettle on...
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In just a minute.
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(Both snoring)
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(Stomach growls)
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(Stomach growls)
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Tohru: I heard you
the first time.
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(Both snoring)
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Tohru: Ohh, I hate fish...
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And tofu Patty.
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Mmm. Yummy pork fried rice.
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No. Jade said I
should not have rice.
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One bite couldn't hurt.
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Jade.
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Hmm.
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Pretty.
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(Drago growls)
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Drago: I can't believe we're
back in this lame junkyard!
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The space needle lair, gone!
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The thunder demon chi, gone!
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And any faith I ever
had that you 3 were
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strong enough to beat Jackie
chan, gone!
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Strikemaster ice: Yo, dude,
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step off the blame game.
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It wasn't our fault.
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Drago: Then whose fault was it?!
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Mc cobra: Yours?
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Drago: You wanna guess again?
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Mc cobra: Nah. I'm cool.
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Drago: I'm through losing
everything to Jackie chan.
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I want that mountain demon chi.
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And then it's payback time.
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Oh, yeah, it's gonna be something
chan's never gonna forget.
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Hear what I'm sayin'?!
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But first thing's first.
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Strikemaster ice: Uh,
are we supposed to follow him or what?
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Both: Huh?
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Jade: 5 pounds?!
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Uncle: Aiiyaa!
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Jackie: Mommy!
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Jade: How did you gain
5 pounds in 2 days?
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You've been cheating on your
diet, haven't you?
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Haven't you?!
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You know what that means.
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Tohru: No! No, please.
Not push-ups.
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Jade: Drop and give me 20!
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Tohru: That scale's an antique.
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Perhaps it is defective.
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Uncle: Nothing in uncle's
shop is defective!
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(Chi-o-matic sputters)
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Jackie: Make that
almost nothing.
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Uncle: Detector not defective,
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just temperamental.
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Now hurry and dig
through the chopsticks.
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We are behind schedule
because you fell asleep.
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Jackie: So did you.
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Uncle: Uncle merely
resting brain.
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Jackie: How is it possible?
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None of these chopsticks
contain the demon chi?
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Uncle: Maybe you dropped pair?
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Jackie: I did not drop anything.
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Besides you were the
one holding the bag.
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Just admit it. I'm right.
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That machine of yours
has gone haywire.
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Uncle: Uncle not saying yes.
Uncle not saying no.
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Uncle not saying haywire.
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Uncle will run test.
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Happy?
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Jade: You've got
to be kidding me!
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7 more pounds in one day?
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Don't even try to tell
me you're not cheating,
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'cause I know you are!
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Tohru: I may have been...
Snacking.
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Jade: On what, concrete?
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Uncle: Aiiyaa!
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Uncle's been robbed!
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Jackie: What did they take?
Ancient carvings, rare paintings?
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Uncle: Bagels!
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Jackie: Bagels? Jade: Bagels.
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Uncle: Doughnuts, soup,
hummus, everything's gone!
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Jackie: What kind of
thief steals only food?
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Uncle: Hungry thief.
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Calling police.
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Put out apb for
uncle's cream cheese.
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Jackie: Uncle,
the police don't have time
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to track down your...
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Jade: Besides there is no thief.
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It was just tohru...
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Cheating on his diet.
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He's gained 7 pounds
since yesterday!
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Tohru: Maybe I'm
retaining a little water.
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Jade: Yeah, maybe you're
retaining the pacific ocean.
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Drago: This is more like it!
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The right crib.
Makes all the difference.
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Strikemaster ice: Place
rocks, d-man!
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Mc cobra: Yeah,
and these night vision things
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are off the hook!
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Drago: If you think
this is sweet,
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just wait'll we bring
it to the chans!
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Strikemaster ice:
Bring on the hurt...
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Mc cobra: Bring on the pain!
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Strikemaster ice: Yo,
so what's the plan, d-dude?
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Drago: Surprise attack
on the antique shop
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owned by chan's uncle.
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Strikemaster ice: Cool.
Hit 'em on their own turf.
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Drago: We're gonna
take down the chans,
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take down section 13,
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and then all the demon
chi will finally be mine!
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It's gonna be my turn
to call the shots!
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Strikemaster ice: For
reals, homes.
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Security guard:
Hey, who's in there?
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Drago: We don't need any
unnecessary heat right now.
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Meeting adjourned.
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Don't forget the swag.
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Jackie: Uncle, it's very late.
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Are you all right?
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Uncle: Uncle is fine.
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And so is chi detector.
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Chopsticks do not have
mountain demon chi.
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Jackie: Then where did it go?
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Jade: I knew it.
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He is so weak.
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Whoa! So not nutritious.
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Tohru: Food!
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Jade: Aah! Aah! Jackie! Uncle!
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Uncle: Why can't niece
use indoor voice?
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Jade: Told ya.
It's like he's a giant trash compactor.
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(Jackie gasps)
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Uncle: Not trash!
Priceless antiques!
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Drago: Approaching
target of opportunity.
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200 yards and closing.
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Continue stealth mode.
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Mc cobra: Why is he
talkin' into the headset?
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Yo, we're right here.
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Strikemaster ice:
Dude's into protocol.
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Drago: The chans will
never see this coming.
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Or anything else ever again.
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Take no prisoners.
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Jackie: I don't know
how it happened,
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but tohru must have absorbed
the mountain demon chi.
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Jade: Ya think?
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Uncle: Aiiyaa!
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Han dynasty noodle cabinet!
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Tohru, uncle's shop is not
an all you can eat buffet!
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No! Stop!
Not Tibetan prayer table!
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Cost uncle small fortune!
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Jackie: Uncle!
Forget about the table!
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We need to remove.
The demon chi from tohru.
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Uncle: How about
plastic mahjong set?
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Much better for digestion!
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Jade: Whoa. Looks like tohru's
done with the appetizers.
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Jackie: And moving on
to the main course.
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Uncle: Uncle's afraid today's
special is San Francisco!
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Jade: Hurry! We must remove the
mountain demon chi from tohru
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before he turns the entire
city into breakfast!
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All: Whaa! Hyah!
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Drago: Game over, chan!
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Strikemaster ice: Whoa! Looks like
somebody already crizzashed this partay!
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Mc cobra: Drag.
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Drago: Grrr!
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I smell demon chi.
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Jackie: Tohru, stop!
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Jade: Whoa!
He is so gonna have heartburn.
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Uncle: Too far away.
Must get closer!
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Jackie: Aah!
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Oh, no! Not now!
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Ow!
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Bad day, bad day.
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Jade!
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Uncle: Aiiyaa!
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Jade: Aah! Aah!
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Tohru: Jade.
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Jade: Aah!
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Drago: It's over, chan!
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Your family tree is
about to be chopped down!
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Strikemaster ice: Whoa!
Earthquake?
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Jade: Tohru quake!
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(Tohru grunting)
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Tohru: Arrgh! (Snorts)
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All: Aah!
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Drago: Yo,
jolly green freak show!
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You've got something
that belongs to me,
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and I want it back!
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(All grunting)
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Uncle: Jackie! The blowfish!
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Jackie: Whoa!
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Jade, stay here.
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Jade: This time, I think I will.
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(Uncle chanting in Chinese)
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Jackie: Uncle!
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Wait!
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If you remove the mountain
demon chi from tohru,
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he will be crushed!
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Jackie: No! Tohru!
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Tohru: Ugh!
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Drago: Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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(Uncle chanting in Chinese)
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Drago: No!
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Drago: You're
gonna pay for that!
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Uncle: Uncle doesn't have cash.
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How about I.O.U.?
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(Chanting in Chinese)
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Drago: Aah!
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(Uncle chanting)
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Tohru: Ugh! What's happening?
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Jackie: Uncle is trying to
remove drago's fire power.
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Jade: Yes!
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(Uncle chanting)
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Drago: Aghh!
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Ugh!
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My fire power!
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This isn't over!
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Jackie: Actually...
I think it is.
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Strikemaster ice: Yo,
don't sweat it, d-man.
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We got your back!
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Jade: Ooh! Uncle really put
drago's fire breath on ice!
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Jackie: And now.
- Section 13 will finally have
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all the demon chi
powers under control.
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(Tohru burping)
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Tohru: Ooh, sorry.
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Must've been something I ate.
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Jade: Yeah, well,
I hope you enjoyed your little binge,
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'cause from here on out,
I have 2 words for you.
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Celery sticks.
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And don't think that just because
you saved us and everything
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you get to skip your workout tomorrow,
'cause that's not gonna happen.
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Tohru: Unhh!
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Jade: Hey, Jackie,
have you ever flown a plane?
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Jackie: Actually, I did.
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Not the commercial one,
of course, the private jet,
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with the pilot and the
copilot let me to drive.
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But I'd really like
to learn helicopter.