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Jade, captain black
pulled strings
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to get you a seat
in the dugout.
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Why aren't you
watching the game?
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T'ch, and miss
the real excitement?
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You mean danger. The dark hand
is here somewhere
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looking for a demon portal.
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So, if they open,
you just toot the flute
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and high-fly the demon
out of the park,
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back where he belongs.
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Do you have everything you
need for the sky demon
chi spell, uncle?
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Bat wing dust,
lotus oil,
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hummingbird saliva,
root beer.
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Root beer?
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Sorry. Mine.
15
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Oh, that's
your fifth soda.
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One for every Fenway frank.
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Had to wash 'em down
with something.
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I do not know
where she puts it all.
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Ooh, pit stop.
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You have to do this now?
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Hello...
5 sodas.
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Whoa, boss. We can't go
where no man has gone
before.
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We are not going in, fool.
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Hsi wu, the sky demon,
is coming out.
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Jade.
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Jade.
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Tohru, we must prepare
the chi spell.
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Jade!
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¶ Ta-da-da-da-da-da ¶
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charge!
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I'm sorry. I'll pay for these
later. Thank you.
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Get your programs?
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Foul!
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Uncle.
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Hold your horses!
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Welcome back, hsi wu.
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(Bat hits ball,
crowd cheers)
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The crowd roars for me?
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Uncle...
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Hehhhhh...
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Hyahhhh! Hyah!
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Ahh...
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Get...Back...In.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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About time.
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(Chi chanting)
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The old man.
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(Uncle continues
chanting)
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Add these to our bill.
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(Humming)
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I am never going back,
mortal.
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(Uncle still chanting)
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It appears
I am here to stay.
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Jade's been in the dugout,
but she's back in the game.
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Aah!
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Ow.
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(Hissing)
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Jade, don't open the door.
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Duh!
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Now?
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Please.
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(Plays)
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(Grunts)
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Ewww...
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Retrieve my tail.
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It didn't work.
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Of course it did not work.
The demon is out of range.
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The tail.
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I don't care if you are
wearing a dress, valmont.
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You are not going in
the little girls' room.
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Ach...Ahh...
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Captain black,
aren't you out of
your jurisdiction?
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Let's just say
we love the Red Sox.
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Jackie...
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Check it out.
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(Gremlin sounds)
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Aiyaaaa!
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Jackie,
restrain the tail.
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Ooh, I'm trying, uncle.
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Aiy, aiy, aiy!
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I don't think it
likes you, Jackie.
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Oh.
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Ooh-hoo, get it off.
Get it off of me.
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The tail seeks its owner:
Hsi wu, the sky demon.
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Hotcha.
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(Gremlin sounds cease)
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This box is now protected
by a chi spell.
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Bad magic cannot touch it.
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Until we devise a way to use
the tail to our advantage...
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00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:08,433
We must be very cautious.
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This chi powder will also keep
any demon from entering...
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Unless they are invited.
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Ow. (Hisses)
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So, I need
an invitation, do I?
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Hey, Jade, you going
to the spring dance
Friday night?
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Was thinking about it.
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Well, who you gonna
go with, a ninja?
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Or do you only fight 'em?
Hyah, hyah, hyah!
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T'ch, you're a riot, drew.
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(Laughter)
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Hey, drew, who you gonna with,
your mother?
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(Stammers) N-no.
I--I--I...
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Mama's boy.
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Thanks, uh...
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I'm hsi w...S-s-Seymour
wu...Jahoositz.
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Jade chan.
You must be new.
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Yeah, I just flew into town.
So, Jade, is it true?
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Of course. What?
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Do you really fight ninjas?
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You bet.
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And Jackie
was knocking them off
the roller-coaster tracks.
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That is so awesome.
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T'ch, that was nothing.
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Lately, Jackie's been taking
on way worse than ninjas.
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Like what?
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Well, you probably
won't believe this,
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but yesterday,
we captured
part of a demon.
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No way.
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Way. Wanna see it?
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You bet.
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(Dings)
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Uh, maybe we shouldn't.
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I wouldn't wanna get you
into trouble.
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T'ch, trouble follows me.
Come on in.
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Ok.
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I guarantee you've never
seen anything like this.
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You'd be surprised, Jade.
128
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Freaky, huh?
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Jade, what are you doing?
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(Gasps)
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And who are you?
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Uncle, what's going on?
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Jade opened the box with
the "you know what" inside.
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Jade, you know
you're not supposed
to open the box
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with the
"you know what" inside.
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Jade, didn't open it.
I did.
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Hmm, bad magic
cannot touch good.
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Show me your burn marks,
demon boy.
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00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,275
I didn't mean to cause
any trouble, sir.
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I just wanted to see
the "you know what"
inside.
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(Grumbles)
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This is Seymour.
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Hi.
Hello.
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00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,290
Well, it was nice
meeting everybody.
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This friend of Jade's
is too polite.
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Uncle, Jade finally has
a friend her own age.
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This could keep her away
from portals and demons.
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Seymour, thanks
for taking the hit.
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Nobody's ever
done that for me.
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Hey, what are friends for?
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Well, see you tomorrow?
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Probably.
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(Sighs)
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Ow. Until tomorrow, then.
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00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:03,201
Seymour's
loads more fun than any
of the other kids at school.
156
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:06,671
We like the same things,
and he actually listens
to me.
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00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:12,777
We're like yin and Yang,
Yang and yin.
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00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,079
Good and evil?
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00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:17,382
Left and right. 2 parts
of the same whole. Duh.
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00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,951
I'm just not sure
if Seymour knows it.
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00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,887
Why don't you ask him
to the school dance?
162
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:26,625
Eww...Like on a date?
We're friends.
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00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,894
Besides, what if he says no?
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00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,734
Since the tail
wants to find its owner,
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00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:39,137
I will coat it with the proper
chi spell ingredients...
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00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:43,208
Then release it and let it
lead us to hsi wu...
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Where it will reattach,
infusing the demon with
the chi spell...
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Which I will activate
by blowing the flute.
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00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,984
Aiyaah!
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00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,921
Blow only once
the tail attaches.
171
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,594
What's all that, uncle?
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00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,096
Mung bean sandwiches
for the trip.
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00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,631
Trip?
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00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,467
The sky demon could
be halfway around
the globe by now.
175
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,706
So, we going inside to study?
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00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,074
Maybe later.
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00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,144
I--I have something
I wanna give you first.
178
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,448
See? It's
a friendship medallion.
179
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,351
You know, 2 halves
of the same coin.
180
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:32,457
Gee, I'd love to see how I--
how we look in them.
181
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,225
Do you have a mirror inside?
182
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,760
You really like it?
183
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,662
You can wear it
to the spring dance.
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00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:41,866
I'd wear mine, but I don't
know if I'm going. Are you?
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00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,804
Me? Why would I--
well, actually,
186
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,572
I was thinking
about going,
187
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,675
but I need
to call my mother first
and get her permission.
188
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,211
I guess I'll have to go
inside to use your phone.
189
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,847
No prob.
190
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,185
We got a dog?
191
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,954
Interesting camouflage,
uncle.
192
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:10,028
I smell a spell.
193
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,232
Strike.
194
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:18,970
Ahh, hsi wu. I told you
I did not like him.
195
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,572
You're...You're...
196
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:25,009
A demon? Still wanna go
to the dance with me?
197
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,378
Not. Unh.
198
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,716
No! After the tail
attaches.
199
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,251
Ohh!
200
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,755
Yeee!
201
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:40,191
You will remove the spell
from my tail, dear uncle,
202
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,760
or perish.
203
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,828
Jackie: Uncle!
204
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,342
Jade, go back
to section 13.
205
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,910
But this is personal.
206
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,545
All the more reason.
207
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,846
Promise me.
208
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,948
Grrr...Promise.
209
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,992
What have you done
to my tail, sly uncle?
210
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,229
Ancient proverb--
none of your beeswax.
211
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,732
I am in no mood for games.
212
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,034
Now remove your spell
from my tail,
213
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,637
or you will wish
you had wings.
214
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,139
What is hexed
cannot be unhexed.
215
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,642
Then cast
another spell. Ow!
216
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:34,045
How can I cast a spell
without my spell books?
217
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,047
Ohh...
218
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,049
Hsi wu went this way.
219
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,753
We need wings to find uncle.
220
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:45,924
The sky demon.
221
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,533
My mistake.
222
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,136
Shoo.
223
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,709
Mung bean.
224
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,412
From uncle's sandwich?
225
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,648
A trail of mung beans.
226
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,836
Fight fire with fire.
227
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,973
Find yin with Yang.
228
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,252
Greetings, brother wu.
229
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,453
Did you bring them?
230
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,723
The geezer's books.
Right here.
231
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,292
Nosebleed city.
232
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:06,504
Well, you have your texts.
Seek a spell.
233
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,677
These are not
my reading glasses.
234
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,346
Grrr...
235
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,514
Gaah!
236
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,317
Uncle, run.
237
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:22,954
Where to?
238
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,389
Get chan!
239
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:34,599
(Grunts)
240
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,570
Huh? What the--
241
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:43,374
hey, friend.
Wanna dance?
242
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,276
Let's.
243
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,989
Hyah!
244
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,290
Ohh!
245
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,292
You! But how?
246
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,860
Talisman math:
247
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,831
Levitation plus speed
equals flight.
248
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,367
Ahh...Jade!
What are you--
249
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,869
how did you--
where did you--
250
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,504
talk later.
251
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,546
Gaah! Unh!
252
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,316
Owwwww...
253
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,987
Unh. Jackie...
Zipper is stuck!
254
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,722
My tail.
255
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,794
Aiyeeeaaahhh!
256
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,663
Ahh, uncle!
257
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,700
Ah, thank you.
258
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,870
Jade, you must release
hsi wu's tail.
259
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,605
You got it.
260
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,614
Uncle's cool.
261
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,285
I'll find my own spell.
262
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,021
Mine.
263
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,555
Grrr...
264
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,848
Ha ha. Nougat.
265
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,728
Unh. It won't open.
266
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,229
Aah!
267
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,957
The choice is yours,
Jackie chan.
268
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,960
Crash or burn.
269
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,382
(Strains)
270
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,718
Yes.
271
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,124
Jackie, time to toot.
272
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,732
I want my tail.
273
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,068
All yours.
274
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,837
No, wait.
275
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,575
Aah!
276
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,445
(Uncle chanting)
277
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:12,016
Tails...You lose.
278
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,086
(Chanting chi)
279
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,522
Once more
with feeling.
280
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,824
(Really blows)
281
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,372
So long, Seymour.
282
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,377
I told you that boy
was too polite.
283
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,647
Uncle, shh, shh.
I'm sorry, Jade.
284
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,116
I know you wanted to go
to the dance tonight.
285
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,919
T'ch, so I could do
the funky chicken
with a demon?
286
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,153
Dream on.
287
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,928
(Sighs) You were right about
the good and evil thing, t.
288
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,063
There will be
other dances, Jade.
289
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,300
Dance schmance.
I am so over Seymour.
290
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,236
I just miss having
someone around who listens.
291
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,737
Hmm...
292
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,574
Someone like you.
293
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,151
Yin and Yang.
Big and small.
294
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,953
You and me.
295
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,127
-Hey, Jackie,
-yes
296
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,430
what do you like
to put on your pizza?
297
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,933
One--only one kind--
pepperoni.
298
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,803
Double pepperoni.
Very thin one.
299
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,138
And well, well done.
And very hot.
300
00:20:42,141 --> 00:21:15,275
That's all. Yeah.