"X" marks the spot...
The spot where Angus mckutcheon finally gets his...
The legendary treasure of greenbeard the pirate.
Haggis!
Aye, that's me.
Take us in.
20 years! 20 years I've searched.
And now that I've found it,
I'll be filthy rich!
Unh! Ahoy?
Get your mitts off my Booty!
Uh, excuse me?
(Growls)
Hello. My name is Jackie.
The only one gettin' rich off this treasure is mckutcheon!
What about haggis?
Ah, shut it!
I'm sorry, but this find belongs to the museum.
Your name is "the museum"?
Uh, no, the historical museum of San Francisco.
I'm donating greenbeard's treasure, not getting rich.
Ah, shut it!
And, uh, since I did find it first...
Would you like these instead?
Haggis! Sic!
(Yelling)
I'll cleave you like an aberdeen ham, you wee piglet!
Unh! Uhh!
(Laughs evilly)
Mine! All--
sorry.
How did they get there?
Let me be perfectly clear.
I don't want the gloves!
Unh! Uhh!
(Groaning)
Whoa!
I knew you were a pushover.
Waah!
(Coughing)
Haggis! Get him!
Haggis: Oh, haggis has him.
(Gasps)
Haggis! No!
Haggis!
I promise to call the coast guard. Bye-bye.
Curator: Excellent work, Jackie.
"The glorious gold of greenbeard's treasure"
will be my most elegant exhibit ever.
I'm glad you're so--huh?
How did they get there?
Well, they shan't remain there, I can tell you.
My exhibit is greenbeard's treasure,
not greenbeard's gloves.
Hmm.
Jade: Uncle!
Tohru! Hello?!
The game never ends if nobody moves.
How can tohru contemplate a move with you yelling, Jade?
I thought it was your move, sensei.
Ugh.
Jackie!
Unh!
Are these from greenbeard's ship?
Can I keep 'em? Please?!
I've been reading all about greenbeard.
You've been reading? For pleasure?
Tch. Not like there's anything else to do around here.
"The meanest pirate of them all,
greenbeard swore he would keep stealing forever,
even after he died."
Arr! How cool was he?
There is nothing cool about stealing, Jade.
(Whiny) Ohh.
Crime does not pay.
If captain black had not pulled strings
after I left the dark hand,
I would be in prison right now.
Instead, he lives under the supervision of his parole officer.
So tohru is free-- ai-yah--
to lose as many games of mah-jongg as he likes!
(Sighs)
Thank you, Jade.
No. Thank you, Jackie.
Uncle can sell these.
(Snoring)
(Knock on door)
Uncle: Welcome to uncle's rare finds.
How may I help you?
Had a break-in on this block last night.
We're checking alibis on all prior offenders in the area.
Uncle: Tohru was here all night.
He is good now. You may go.
(Gasps)
Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Tohru, what have you done?
Tohru: Please believe me, sensei.
I did not--
(chanting chi spell)
So, do you think-- could you please
pull a few more strings?
I want to, Jackie, but my hands are tied this time.
I really thought tohru had left his past behind.
So did I.
But the sad truth is some people never change.
Well, thank you, anyway, captain black.
Wait! Call him back!
What if tohru was framed?!
There were no evil spirits in tohru's body.
If the forces of darkness
did not reawaken his criminal side,
I am to blame.
I did not provide enough discipline!
We can't give up yet.
Tohru's innocent until proven guilty, right?
(Groans)
We are all upset about tohru, uncle.
Of course I am upset!
Tohru had work to do!
Now you must move all these antiques!
(Gulps)
(Groans)
(Sighs) Tohru never used to groan like that.
Ow! What was that for?
Discipline!
I was too soft on my old shopkeeper and look what happened.
He became a criminal!
(Sighs)
(Groans)
Ohh. Finished.
Tohru never used to get sore.
One more thing...
Lick this envelope.
(Yawns)
It's late, uncle. Maybe we should just spend the night.
It is very quiet without tohru.
So, keep it down! Uncle needs his rest.
(Snoring)
Uncle, I think this bathtub has spiders in it.
(Moaning)
Thank you.
Daah!
Diamonds?!
The gloves!
Stop! Thief!
Waah!
I told you to keep it down!
Uncle! The gloves! They're alive!
You are dreaming, Jackie.
Go back to--
bwaah!
Ai-yah!
(Murmuring)
Hold still!
(Ticklish laughter)
Ohh! Stop!
Huh?
Ugh!
Daah!
Now can I keep 'em?
Greenbeard's life of crime may be over,
but his gloves are still stealing.
Tohru was framed, sort of.
We must tell the police.
Release tohru now!
Aren't you the evil-spirits guy?
Tohru did not steal. The gloves are to blame.
Jackie!
Maybe this was a bad idea.
Get up! You do not fool uncle!
Now, why don't you folks just get some rest, and we--
gloves are evil! Tohru is innocent! End of discussion!
Uncle, please don't yell at the nice policeman.
Jackie's right. Let's just take the gloves and...
(Gasps)
(Tohru struggles)
No! I do not want to...
What part of evil gloves do you not understand?
Tohru is innocent!
(Gasps)
One more thing--
we'll be right back.
Uncle: Aiy!
Tohru broke out of prison? He is not innocent now!
Jackie: The museum!
He must be after the treasure!
Tohru's not, but the magic mittens on his hands are.
Keep the police busy.
We can't let them see tohru.
Forgive my earlier rudeness, sergeant.
I wish to apologize by telling you my life story.
Doughnuts!
Whoa, hey!
Don't all crowd around the window.
That's bad for digestion.
Tohru!
Jackie! I cannot control my...
And in the summertime, mother would cook big bowls of mung beans.
Heads up! There you go! Who wants sprinkles?
Don't come to the doughnuts.
The doughnuts will come to you.
Uh-oh! Um, stay where you are! I'll go get more!
We have to--gaah-- remove your gloves from your hands!
Sorry.
Bwaah!
Most sorry.
Ha ha! Huh?
Uh-oh.
Why hasn't the alarm gone off?
Perhaps they disabled it.
Steal greenbeard's loot from mckutcheon, will they?
Well, mckutcheon's stealing it back!
The museum.
I know where we are, you daft...
You!
Hello again.
You know them?
Whoa! Who's the old lady with the mustache?
Haggis! Sic!
(Babbling)
Cool.
Nobody grabs my Booty twice!
You're goin' extinct!
Unh! - Bwaah!
Jackie!
(Babbling)
Aah! Me kilt!
Ohh! Eeh!
Oogah boogah!
That's caveman for "we win."
Whoa! Whoa!
Uh, guys?
Stop!
I don't think the gloves are listening.
Maybe they'll listen to this!
Oh, gloves!
I'm stealing your Jewel.
Both: Whoa!
Come and catch me!
Jade, what are you...
You want it? Fetch!
Good-bye, sticky fingers.
Yes, but now this will be even more difficult to explain.
Wait! I have not told you about fourth grade.
Please, just...
Hey! Freeze!
(Whistles)
Heh. It was the gloves?
Guess we'll have to kiss your Booty good-bye.
Angus: Shut it!
And my people were part of an undercover sting operation
to catch these notorious modern-day pirates.
Sorry about the mix-up. Never would've guessed you guys were agents.
Of course you're all free to go.
(Sighs)
Thank you all for helping to clear my name.
We shall see how thankful you are
after uncle trounces you in another game of mah-jongg!
Hey! Uncle's frowning again. That means he's happy.
Got it!
And section 13 did locate the gloves, right?
Huh?
Hey, Jackie.
Have you ever been bullied?
When I very, very young, yes.
When I don't like being bullied,
I go to beat somebody.
Ok, what happen? I win.
But one day, I'm gonna lose.
After that, after I get hurt,
somebody bullied me, I just, "yes."
Why? Because this guy get beaten by somebody one day.
There's so many tough guy in the world.
They get in trouble some day.
Don't try to be a tough guy.