[Grunting]
[Grunt] Oh...
Sensei, perhaps we should rest.
What? Uncle has barely broken a sweat!
Too...Weak.
Can't...Go on.
Uh, have an energy bar, Jade.
Can't...Chew,
no energy.
Uncle, the high altitude of the himalayas
requires a slower pace.
But forces of darkness require a quicker pace.
We must find the ox which possesses the power of super-strength
before daolon wong does.
[Gasps]
Locator indicates ox is on opposite side of mountain.
We must go back down and come up other way.
[Both groan]
don't you have a spell
that'll just poof us over there? Anything?
Abracadabra?
Uh-oh!
All: Avalanche!
Come on!
Sensei.
Jackie: A yak?
A super-strong yak.
A yak is a type of ox.
And this yak is the ox we seek.
But why did it plow through the mountain?
He wants my energy bar.
He must have a super-strong sense of smell, too.
We must bring the ox to the sanctuary of the Ben shui temple
before the forces of dark chi descend upon us.
[Chuckles] Yo!
Consider yourselves descended upon, gramps.
You know how much we care about you guys,
but daolon wong's been riding us
to get rid of you, once and for all.
We're sure gonna miss ya.
Say goodbye, chan.
Uh, goodbye, chan?
Uh, where'd they go?
We blew it! Again!
All in favor of keeping
this little setback quiet say, "aye."
Fools!
Give me just one reason
why I should not destroy you instantly!
'Cause, things are about to change?
No more embarrassing defeats.
Cross our hearts and hope to--
aah!
Flying elephant stomps rat!
An intruder?
Hak foo! What brings you to town?
Woodchuck Chucks weasel!
Most impressive.
Dude, dude, dude, you're making us ook-lay ad-bay
in front of the oss-bay.
Shark bites bottom-feeder!
I understand you have been seeking
the powers of the talismans, witch doctor.
Allow me to suggest you end your quest for the ox,
as it is a power I intend to obtain.
Ung!
Then obtain it, dear warrior, for me.
Aah!
Uncle has been devising a spell
to transfer the talisman powers
from the animals we have collected.
Tohru, as my apprentice,
you will seek proper vessels
with which to contain the powers.
How about putting the speedy rabbit power
in wristwatch form?
That way, if you see you're running late,
boom! You're there!
Or the healing horse thermometer?
By the time you check your temperature, you're already better.
The sheep-powered pillow...Stay cozy while you astral project.
[Moans]
Uh, ok, scratch the pillow.
No, daolon wong is near.
We must protect the ox.
Ox not important. Power within ox is.
I will attempt to keep the magic
from daolon wong's reach by casting new transfer spell.
May I assist you, sensei?
Yes, while I am in trance,
please keep birds off me.
But where will you transfer the power to?
Uncle?
Ahh, the power of super-strength.
Olly olly oxen free.
Hyah!
Zhen!
All: Hak foo?
So, you have met.
Acquaint your friends with the new you.
With pleasure, master.
Phoenix flies to moon!
Meteor brings mass extinction!
Jade, please keep the birds off your uncle.
Aw.
Tornado decimates trailer park!
Oh, boy.
Ha ha ha!
Huh?
Does the good wizard think he will outsmart me?
I don't know what the anti-uncle's up to,
but this'll teach him to drop his guard
when Jade is in the house.
Hyah!
Oof!
Huh? Invisible force field? No fair!
[Uncle chants]
[Gasps] Daolon wong!
Good! You have not completed the transfer,
nor will you.
Hot cha!
Hyah!
Ooh!
Tohru: Hak foo!
This is where you go poof.
I do not poof.
[Slaps and grunts]
Your turn.
Hurry, uncle.
You are headstrong, wizard.
But not for long.
[Chants]
Step away from the yak.
Yes.
What?
The talisman power is no longer here!
Where is it?
Ooh, outsmarted by the uncster.
Was I?
Jackieeee!
[All gasp]
Your uncster and myself have much to discuss.
Uncle? - Sensei?
Say something! - Wake up!
Wake up!
But how can daolon wong have uncle's head
if uncle's head's still on his body?
Ah, the dark wizard possesses your uncle's spiritual head...
Essentially his life force.
Without it, he is doomed to remain in this dormant state.
We have to rescue sensei's life force!
And we must do so before daolon wong makes it--
uh, uncle, tell him where he hid the ox's power.
Daolon can't get the power if we find it first.
But we cannot find it without sensei.
The locator was destroyed in the avalanche.
Tch! You're uncle's apprentice.
You'll whip up a new one.
But I have not had much practice at such complicated spells.
Tch! Piece of cake.
Come on, Jackie, we're goin' head-hunting.
Uh, Jade, perhaps you should remain here
and be tohru's apprentice.
Oh, right.
Hak foo's, like, all mondo-mega- super-turbo-charged.
Way dangerous.
Yes, it is.
So, do you want a piece of uncle?
I will just require my other pieces first.
If you ever want to see your pieces again,
surrender the location of the ox power.
Very well.
You may find what you are looking for
in a secret place, very close to...
[Blows a raspberry]
Fool! The orb of q'uan lo will reveal your secrets,
exposing those thoughts you hold most dear.
Mung bean sandwich?
Uncle is hungry.
Ha ha! I shall peel back the layers.
What is this?
[Cries]
Your destiny, evil one.
Pah! I shall travel deeper
into the recesses of your mind.
Yeeeees!
Zhen!
Retrieve the power.
And, finally, a new cowbell.
Nothing happened.
[Gasps]
Sir, you are crazy if you think
big mouth hak foo will obtain ox power.
Oh? And who will stop him?
Jackie!
Your nephew has already demonstrated
that he is no match for my most savage warrior.
Why has your incessant mouth
suddenly grown silent?
[Imitates uncle] Uh, one more thing...
Who am I kidding?
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Stop chan!
Who, us?
Why don't you ask your precious hak foo?
Why don't I turn you inside out?
We're on it!
You say, "jump"...
We say, "how high?".
Jackie, you are going wrong way!
I know where I am going. Wha!
See? Wrong way!
Aah!
Uncle: Stop my head!
Aiyaaah!
Jackieeeee!
My ball!
Catch!
Jackieeee!
Hhbbrrrbbb!
Are you trying to give uncle headache?
I am trying to release you!
The orb is magic!
Magic must open magic!
[Sighs] Of course it does.
Now, don't worry, t. The tenth try is usually the charm.
You did it, tohru!
No. It should only glow when the power is near.
[Both sigh] Ohhh...
Duh!
Unc hid the power
the last place anyone would think of looking!
Himself!
You did do it, tohru!
We did it.
Hak foo: Happy time...
Is over.
Leave uncle alone!
No!
Uncle, why does hak foo have your body?
Because that is where the power of the ox resides.
Of course it is.
Sensei, are you all right?
Does uncle look all right?!
Quickly, tohru, you must find a spell to release me!
Uh--m-me?
But isn't it Jackie's turn to cast a spell?
Jackie must retrieve the rest of uncle from hak foo!
[Gulp] Yes, I must.
Do you have the old man?
Indeed, master.
Good. My Patience wears thin.
You will pay for your cleverness, good wizard,
for once I absorb the power within you,
I shall see to it that your spirit head
has nowhere to return.
Tohru: Uh...One pair of dried bat wings.
Check!
Uh...One cedar leaf.
Check.
3 spines of urchin.
Uncle: 3 spines?!
Do you want uncle's head to explode?
But the spell book says--
book is only a guide!
Good chi wizard makes spell his own!
[Groans] Oh...
[Daolon chanting]
Uh...Wait, uh... Time out!
Look at yourself, hak foo!
Daolon has made you his lackey...His slave.
Is this really how you want to be-- a freak?
Yes.
Rrrahhh!
Daahh!
[Cough, cough, cough]
Pah!
One more thing...
Be sure cauldron bubbles at proper rate.
One more thing...
Do not forget to channel good chi.
One more thing...
Do not rush chanting!
Release the talking head already
before he comes up with 3 more things!
[Inhales]
[Chanting]
Why could uncle not have transferred the super-strength
to my body?
Shall I...Make a wish?
Hot chaaaa!
Huh?!
Pffft!
Hello!
And goodbye!
Aah!
Who wants a piece of uncle?
Aah!
Tyrannosaurus swats fly!
Bbblllbb!
Volcano blows top!
Uncle: One more thing...
Aah!
What do you know? He does poof!
Hey! Welcome to loserville.
Aw, don't look so sad, big guy.
Yeah. You're one of us now.
[Growls] Shut up!
Strength cannot withstand heat.
Tohru: Daolon wong!
Go, chi wiz!
Well, muscles...
Perhaps we should get your super-strength back to section 13
while the going is good.
I will transfer the power back into the ox
with tohru's help.
My apprentice will make a fine wizard some day.
[Scurrying sound]
[Chuckles] Yes...
Some day.
Hey, Jackie, how do you control your anger?
I always forgive somebody.
But when I'm young, no, I'm not--
they harm me, I harm them back.
The whole day-- [Breathing hard] "This guy..."
No. Right now I just... Forget it.
I really control my anger.