(Chanting)
The 12th and final locator spell
has located nothing.
Duh!
It couldn't find a dragon
'cause they're extinct.
The only one left on earth was shendu,
and he's doing afterlife
in the inter-dimensional slammer.
Jade, we had to be absolutely certain
that the power of combustion has not found a host.
With no dragon to inhabit,
the power remains lost...
Safe from the forces of darkness.
As long as daolon wong roams the earth,
nothing remains safe.
Your answer, most malevolent of fire breathers?
It would seem you have summoned me merely to humor me, wizard.
For to obtain the power of combustion,
you would require - a living, earthbound dragon,
which I am not.
You underestimate my talents, lord shendu.
As the most malevolent of dark chi masters,
I know a multitude of ancient spells,
some of which might restore you.
Ah.
Then you may have my rightful power, daolon wong,
if you find the spell that will allow me to live again.
Heads up!
Move it or lose it!
Uh, Jackie?
Research, captain black.
We have to be prepared.
With no more talisman-powered animals on the loose--
it's only a matter of time before daolon wong
comes after the ones in the vault.
I'll beef up security and--ow!
Magic must defeat magic!
And the powers will be difficult to safeguard
until they are - transferred from the animals into new talismans.
(Uncle chanting)
The first of the new talismans has been empowered.
All right! Let's beta test--
oh. That was my best one.
The making of a talisman is very tricky business.
The spells which created them
have been lost for thousands of years.
Hey, Jackie, when uncle gets the powers out of these guys,
we still get to keep 'em, right?
Jade, the animals have owners,
or natural habitats.
don't you think we should return them?
What? No, they're my pets!
Who has a pet ox?
Can we at least keep scruffy? Please?
He belongs at section 13.
He's a natural-born crime fighter,
and he's already housebroken, and--
(growls and barks)
And he keeps the neighbors awake with his barking.
(Gasps) Jackie!
(Gasps) A dragon is near.
(Chanting)
Return to us, shendu.
Rise again!
Jackie: First it says there isn't a dragon. Now it says there is?
Are you sure the locator is working properly?
Uncle wishes that it were not,
but clearly, it guides us.
If the locator detects a dragon now,
someone must be conjuring one.
Tch. And I'll give you one guess which someone that is.
Jade, this is too dangerous.
We could be facing a dragon.
Not just any dragon.
(Gasps) Aiyaa! No.
Jackie: Shendu!
Awaken!
(Chanting)
Uhh!
Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Hey!
Backyard barbecue.
What are we grilling?
Jackie chan!
Let's tenderize him.
Volcano incinerates field mouse!
Gotta stop this spell before the barbecue becomes a birthday party.
You are too late, child.
Urrr--
uhh!
Sorry. Cannot hear you.
You must have a frog in your throat.
(Ribbit)
Ptha!
Cheap tricks.
(Chanting)
Uhh!
Whoa! Hot--hot-- hot--hot--hot--hot!
Duh, Jade.
Hurricane kick!
Earthquake fist!
Asteroid belt!
Meteor pummels mountain!
Hot bath?
Cold shower.
(Chanting)
Uhh! Ah! Uhh!
Jackie!
(Daolon chanting)
Aaahhhhh!
Greetings, everyone.
It is great to be back.
Yo, shendude.
Uh, long time no breathe.
Yeah.
Chui: Happy, uh, re-birthday. Ha ha.
Yes.
My prize approaches.
The power of combustion--
belongs to me!
Mega bad day.
Ahh.
Feel the burn.
Aah! - Aah! Aah!
But brother of darkness,
we had an arrangement.
I may be a noble dragon,
but I am also a demon sorcerer
and not known for keeping promises.
Aaaahhha.
Quickly! I have a plan!
I still possess 2 talisman powers
with which to destroy you.
(Gasps)
Levitation! Heat-beam eyes!
What thoughtful birthday presents.
No!
Uhh!
And you will tell me where to retrieve my other powers,
after I have had the pleasure
of quick-frying Jackie--
uhh...
Jade: Bolting for it?
That was your big plan?
Shendu will attempt to reclaim what once belonged to him.
The other talisman powers.
P.A.: Condition red. Security lockdown initiated.
We're on full tactical alert.
I know,
magic must defeat magic.
Which is why you must buy uncle all the time he requires.
Tohru!
Jade! Research!
You heard him, men. Engage heavy artillery.
Radar operator: Sir,
we have a bogey approaching from the perimeter.
A big one.
This is it.
If the demon breeches the outer defenses,
we make our stand here.
Protect that vault.
(Explosion)
Captain black,
it may not be possible to defend the vault.
Aiyaa!
Cannot find spell I'm looking for!
Uncle needs more time!
I will buy uncle as much time as I can.
Jackie?
(Rumbling)
Hold your positions.
Fire.
Someone say "fire?"
Ahh!
Surrender the animals, or--
you want them?
Come and get them.
(Roars)
Stop fooling! Help uncle research!
Everyone, grab a book.
Nice monkey.
Please climb off my head.
Power of levitation, right.
Tch. Just be glad he doesn't have super-speed.
Dwah! Jade!
Are you crazy?
If anything has ever been too dangerous,
this is it!
Hey, where my pooch goes, I go.
(Ruff)
Aah!
I know you are hungry,
but I need this to drive.
Huh? Dah!
The astral projection talisman.
Jackie!
Not a good time for a nap!
Aahhhhh!
One cannot begin anew
without burning a few Bridges.
Bwaaaaa! - Bwaaaaa!
Shendu's hot on our tail.
We gotta jump it!
It won't go any faster!
Hello? Rabbit power!
Too fast! Too fast!
Aah! - Bwaa!
(Tires screech)
Everybody out! Keep moving!
(Sighs)
At least we put some distance between us and--
aah! - Bwaa!
Both: Hurry, uncle.
Uncle: Hot cha!
You found a way to take down shendu?
Shendu not important!
I found way to defeat the person who knows how to defeat shendu,
even though that person does not yet know he knows.
Jade!
Take the animals!
Run!
Jade: Trying!
Jackie!
Eat heat beams!
(Oink)
(Nervous laugh) Sorry. Wrong pig.
Uhh!
Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
Hey, what do you get when you cross an ox with a rabbit?
A ram!
Uhh!
Go! Quick! Run!
(Ruff ruff ruff)
Uhh!
(Ruff ruff ruff)
(Gasps) Scruffy! No!
At last, it is time to reabsorb my powers!
Daolon: Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Prepare for battle!
Wow! - We rock!
I'm feeling prepared!
That thieving lizard shendu
will pay dearly for his betrayal.
(Uncle and tohru chanting)
Going somewhere?
Attack!
(Chanting)
All: Aah!
(Gasps)
No!
We are weak.
We're human.
We're free.
Nah-uh.
Busted.
Uh--
phaa--
wh--(Whimpers)
Mr. wong, you're under arrest.
You may be disenchanted,
but I believe you still know many ancient spells.
I will tell you nothing!
Do you want to have your revenge upon shendu? Yes?
Then start talking to uncle!
(Grumbling)
(Grunting)
And tiger makes 12.
Both: Whoa! Uuhh!
Which means I now possess
so many ways to make you suffer!
(Crowd, chanting)
No! No, not again!
(Chanting)
Stop!
(Moans)
The extraction spell is working!
The powers are gonna
go back into the animals?
Wait and see.
Aarrrrgghhhhh!
(Cheering)
Uncle, was that--
the very same spell which turned shendu to stone ages ago
and separated his powers from him
in the form of 12 talismans.
Courtesy of daolon wong.
(Grumbling under breath)
Hey, Jack--
um...Can we keep him?
Who else'll fetch my slippers?
Yes!
But he will have to move out of the vault.
Need to make room for some...New arrivals.
Shendu: Chaaaaan!
Hey, Jackie, where do you like to go in Hong Kong?
If my friend coming to Hong Kong,
there only few place I can take them...
Here, my restaurant, across Hong Kong side. Harbor.
Really see beautiful nighttime
and also the mountain.
Hong Kong's a very, very beautiful place.