1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,569 Announcer: Previously on Jackie chan adventures... 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:05,671 Drago: Your uncle is a guest of mine, 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,006 you get all 3 of 'em back 4 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,774 when I get - the containment unit. 5 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,476 Show me the chi! 6 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,744 Jade: Show me the chan clan! 7 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:14,179 Drago: I told you slackers to stay in the truck. 8 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,681 Strikemaster ice: Yeah, well us slackers 9 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,817 kinda changed our minds about how it's gonna go down. 10 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,222 Jackie: Drago is drawing the powers to himself! 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,791 Drago: And my first order of business will be 12 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,794 to turn this world inside out! 13 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,266 (Jade and tohru grunt) 14 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:42,341 (Drago laughs) 15 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,144 Tohru: Oh... 16 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,080 (Falling cries from uncle, tohru, Jade, and Jackie) 17 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,249 (Falling cries from uncle, tohru, Jade and Jackie) 18 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,685 (Grunting) 19 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:31,356 Tohru: Puh! I hate fish. 20 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,332 Drago: Prepare yourselves, my demon brethren. 21 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,534 Your liberation awaits. 22 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,737 Mc cobra: So, uh, what do we do? 23 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,440 Strikemaster ice: Yo, if d-boy be turnin' the earth inside-out, 24 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,676 I'm stickin' with the man like wax on a board. 25 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,944 You feel me? 26 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,813 Black: Ok, people, listen up! 27 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:59,151 At 0300 hours, drago absorbed all 8 demon chi powers. 28 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,487 I'll need all available equipment and personnel 29 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,222 ready to deploy by Dawn. 30 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,656 This isn't going to be easy, 31 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,492 but I know you're up to the task. 32 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:10,696 The fate of the entire planet rests in our hands. 33 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:11,964 Now, let's move! 34 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,832 (Agents talking excitedly) 35 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,501 Uncle: All these years, 36 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,503 black has learned nothing. 37 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,305 Magic must defeat magic. 38 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,808 Black: Drago was last seen heading east. 39 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,877 Jade: Agent Jade reporting for duty, sir! 40 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:27,179 Let's head 'em up and move 'em out. 41 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,582 Black: Jade, I think you've done enough for one night. 42 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,152 Jade: I didn't mean for drago to keep the demon chi. 43 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,453 I had a plan to-- 44 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,722 Jackie: We know you were trying to protect us, Jade, 45 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,624 and we appreciate it. 46 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,259 Black: But from here on out, little lady, 47 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,896 you need to leave the fight to the heavyweights. 48 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:47,900 Uncle: Drago has absorbed all 8 demon powers. 49 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:50,602 Do you know of a spell to remove them? 50 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,038 Shendu: And why should I help you? 51 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,406 Uncle: Revenge? 52 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,843 Shendu: My son may have betrayed me, wizard, 53 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:01,713 but I will watch proudly as he destroys your world. 54 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,550 Once all 8 powers have combined, 55 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:07,119 nothing can remove them... Ever. 56 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,588 Uncle: Then conversation is over. 57 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,889 Shendu: Wait! 58 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,457 Release me. 59 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:16,428 I will deal with drago and see that you are spared. 60 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,631 Uncle: Ohh, that uncle cannot do. 61 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:23,569 Shendu: Then your earth is doomed. 62 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,938 Black: No, Mr. mayor, this is not a drill. 63 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,840 We need to evacuate the entire city immediately. 64 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,943 Uh...Meteors--that's right-- 65 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:32,945 heading this way. Oh! Big ones, 66 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:34,079 size of, um... 67 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,480 Big meteors. 68 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,482 Gotta go. 69 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,418 Tohru: Hmm. Is there also a plan to evacuate 70 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,587 the rest of the planet? 71 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,955 Jade: I know I messed up, 72 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:45,157 but let me make it up to you, please, Jackie? 73 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,793 You can't split up the chan clan at a time like this. 74 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:48,961 Jackie: No, Jade. 75 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,797 Section 13 is the safest place in the city, 76 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,665 and you are staying right here. 77 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,933 Jade: Awww! 78 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,336 Jackie: Tohru, I need you to take care of Jade. 79 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,705 Tohru: I understand. 80 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:02,207 Strikemaster ice: Uh, it was a misunderstanding, yo? 81 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:05,210 Drago: I don't suffer traitors well. 82 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,846 Strikemaster ice, dj fist & mc cobra: Yizow! Wah! Yeeah! 83 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,988 Strikemaster ice: Yo, that is nasty. 84 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,389 (Uncle mumbles) 85 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,757 (Knock on door) 86 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,993 Uncle: Shop is closed! 87 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,594 (Knocking continues) 88 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,729 Go away! 89 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,364 Uncle is busy! 90 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,865 (Knocking) 91 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:32,137 Do you want drago - to turn world inside-out? 92 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:36,008 No? Then let uncle work! 93 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,909 One more thing... 94 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,144 Aiyaaa! 95 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:42,114 Chow: Whoa, take it easy, old timer. 96 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,915 Hak foo: We are not here to harm you. 97 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,984 Finn: Yeah. We just heard about this whole 98 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,553 drago-turning-the- world-inside-out thing. 99 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,188 Ratso: I think there was meteors comin'. 100 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,357 Chow: Hey, the world can't end now. 101 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,825 We just got out of the slammer. 102 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,194 It ain't fair. 103 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,596 Finn: So whaddya say, unc? 104 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,032 We're freelance. We're reasonably priced. 105 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,701 Ratso: And we promise not to steal nothin'. 106 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,106 Uncle: Do not just stand there. Get cracking! 107 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,883 Strikemaster ice: Yo! It's 5-0. 108 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,556 Black: All right, you punks. 109 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,291 Where's drago? 110 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:33,565 Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 111 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,168 Black: You have got to be kidding me. 112 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,369 Jackie: Bad day. 113 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,073 Jade: We can't just sit here, tohru. 114 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:42,574 Jackie needs our help. 115 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,043 Tohru: Your safety - is Jackie's primary concern. 116 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:48,080 Jade: Come on, big t. We're missing all the action. 117 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,681 Grrr. 118 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,484 Drago: I was hoping you'd put up a fight. 119 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,186 Black: It's go time. 120 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:13,872 Strikemaster ice: Yo, we can't let drago have all the fun. 121 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,076 Sorry 'bout your ride, cueball. 122 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:23,014 Black: Oof! 123 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,282 Ah--uhh. 124 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,350 Mc cobra: Boo-yah! 125 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,255 Jackie: You don't talk much, do you? 126 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,323 Oof! 127 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,231 Drago: Mmm! Tasty. 128 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,297 (Burp) 129 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,900 (Agents yell) 130 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,535 (Strength efforts from strikemaster ice, dj fist, & mc cobra) 131 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:51,743 Black: Fall back! 132 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,880 All agents fall back! 133 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,282 Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 134 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,151 It's pointless to run! 135 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:02,554 There's nowhere on earth to hide from your new masters. 136 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,856 Strikemaster ice: Yo, we spank those fools. 137 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:05,957 (Drago growls) 138 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,959 Drago: I should prepare a proper welcome 139 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,394 for my demon brethren. 140 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:12,764 A city in ruins will - make them feel right at home. 141 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,667 Strikemaster ice: Cool! Let's get this party started. 142 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:19,404 Drago: No. I have a special task for you. 143 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,847 I have given you each another taste of demon chi: 144 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:30,982 Earth... 145 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,550 Thunder...Wind. 146 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,753 Strikemaster ice: Whoa. What's the dilly-yo? 147 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,989 Drago: I want you to eliminate section 13 148 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,558 and everyone in it 149 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,394 once and for all. 150 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:51,002 Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! 151 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,941 (Panicked screams from passengers) 152 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,843 Jackie: Captain black, on the bridge! 153 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:00,178 Black: I see it. Go! Go! 154 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,385 Clip your end to the bridge! 155 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,033 (Frightened shouts from passengers) 156 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,203 Jade: Talismans, yes! 157 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:29,140 Drago's got chi power, but we have t-power. 158 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,942 Tohru, we have to get them to Jackie. 159 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,410 Tohru: Jade-- 160 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,346 Jade & tohru: Whoa-oh... 161 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,755 Strikemaster ice: Yo yo yo! 162 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,658 The ice crew is in the hiz-zouse. 163 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,262 Jade: Bring it on, crater face. 164 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:51,429 Hyah! 165 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,764 Tohru: Stay back, Jade. 166 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,865 Jade: Grrrr. 167 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,968 (Attack cry from tohru) 168 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,303 (Groan) 169 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:01,506 Strikemaster ice: Ooh... 170 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,441 That's gonna leave a mark. 171 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,422 Jade: The gecko gang got a booster shot. 172 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:21,259 Time to give 'em a taste of their own medicine... 173 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,661 Talisman style. 174 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,462 Tohru: Jade, no! 175 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,464 Whoa! 176 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,200 Strikemaster ice: Aw, you're worried about the shorty. 177 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,468 That's sweet, yo, 178 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,338 but you best be worried about yourself, big man. 179 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:40,712 Uncle: Scale of codfish! 180 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,681 Finn: Comin' right up. Whoa! 181 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,383 Uncle: Nail of groundhog. 182 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,451 Chow: Yeah, I got it! 183 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,953 Whoa! 184 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,490 Powdered butterfly wing! 185 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,293 Ratso: Monarch or swallowtail? 186 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,561 Black, straining: Can't... 187 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,463 Hang on much longer. 188 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,931 (Passengers fret) 189 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,767 (Rope whiplashes) 190 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,903 El toro: I thought you could use a hand, mi amigos. 191 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,404 Jackie: El toro! 192 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,375 Viper: Heard you were having a shindig, Jackie. 193 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,377 Jackie: Viper--eh, viper. 194 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,779 Paco: And do not forget El paco fuerte. 195 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,414 Where is Jade? 196 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:22,821 (Tug-of-war efforts from all) 197 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,557 (Driver sighs) 198 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,158 Woman: Thank you. 199 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,360 Valmont? 200 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,264 El toro: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 201 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,134 El toro fuerte never removes his mask. 202 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,771 Black: Apparently drago's lookin' to play a little ball. 203 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,208 Jackie: Well, he's going to have to beat the home team. 204 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,880 (Massive strength effort from tohru) 205 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,815 Jade! Jade! 206 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,587 Jade, what are you doing? 207 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:58,623 Jade: Nabbing the talisman so we can kick that ice twerp's butt. 208 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,427 Tohru: We must leave...Now! 209 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,463 Strikemaster ice: You ain't goin' nowhere. 210 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,733 Tohru: Whoa! Uhh! 211 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,435 Jade: Tohru! 212 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,037 Strikemaster ice: Peace out! 213 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,372 Tohru: Jade, leave here! 214 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:17,342 Jade: Rat? No. Tiger? No. 215 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,843 Come on, ox, where are you? 216 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,912 Tohru: Uhh! Do as I say, Jade! 217 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,280 Leave here! Now! 218 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,348 Jade: Hang on, t! 219 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,549 Monkey? Rabbit? 220 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,085 No! Tohru! 221 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,465 Tohru... 222 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,402 Uncle: Aiyaaa! 223 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,137 Spell will not work. 224 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,673 Chow: So...The earth is doomed? 225 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,676 Ratso: But I like it here. My mom lives close. 226 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,713 Uncle: We must get reinforcements. 227 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,753 (Drago chewing) 228 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,655 Viper: Ew. Chew with your mouth closed. 229 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,156 Drago: Chan! 230 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:09,694 You're just in time to watch me rip your planet wide open! 231 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:13,565 Paco: You'll have to get past the j-team first. Yulk! 232 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,166 El toro: Stay in the dugout, paco. 233 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,568 Paco: But I am ready, El toro. 234 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,536 I brought my own mask. 235 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,577 Strikemaster ice: Yo, time to play ball! 236 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,712 Uncle: Aiyaaa! 237 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,514 Section 13 is rubble. 238 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,582 Finn: Eh, bummer. 239 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,183 Chow: Eh, I never liked the place. 240 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,485 Ratso: They had good doughnuts. 241 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:34,586 Uncle: Stop! 242 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,821 You want to earn paycheck, yes? 243 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,590 Then start digging. 244 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,125 Finn: Sure thing, boss. 245 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,192 Chow: We're on it. 246 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,393 Ratso: I love manual labor. 247 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,696 Hak foo: Hungry gopher digs hole. 248 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,646 Paco: The palenque pile driver! 249 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,725 Mc cobra: Yo, mama, can't touch this. 250 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:14,926 (Cobra sucks in deep breath) 251 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,994 (Blows) 252 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,829 Black & viper: Aaah! 253 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,265 Drago: Ya gaa mee mo, à ya gaa mee chi-wah. 254 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,067 Ya gaa mee mo, ààya gaa mee chi-wah 255 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:27,071 bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! 256 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,872 Jackie: I'll take the demon on the left. 257 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,675 Jade: Time for the seventh-inning butt whoop. 258 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,812 The amazing t-troop is in the house. 259 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,814 Jackie: Jade, explain. 260 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,948 Jade: don't worry, Jackie. 261 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,250 I have the dog talisman-- immortality. 262 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,853 And I brought enough for everybody: 263 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,588 Invisible snake for viper, 264 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,256 superstrong ox for El toro, 265 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,858 combustible dragon for captain black, 266 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,527 and speedy rabbit for uncle Jackie. 267 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,098 Supermoose: ¶ da-da-da-da-da-daaa! ¶ 268 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,268 antler action! 269 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,370 Paco: Hey, what about me? 270 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,206 (Attack cries from all) 271 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,708 (Big lift effort from Finn, chow, ratso, & hak foo) 272 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,044 All: Whoa! 273 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,113 Uncle: Tohru! 274 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,716 Tohru: Oh... Sensei. 275 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:15,486 Uncle: Uncle is very pleased you are not pancake. 276 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,888 Where is Jade? 277 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,124 Tohru: She had the talismans. I told her to run. 278 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,192 Finn: Hey, buddy. 279 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,694 Chow: Long time no see. 280 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,862 Ratso: Have you lost weight? 281 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,064 Uncle: Uncle did not tell you to visit. 282 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,832 Keep digging. 283 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,834 Finn: If big t's not our reinforcements... 284 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,302 Chow: Then who is? 285 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,316 Black: And this is for toasting my Van! 286 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,359 (Viper stomps foot, grunts) 287 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,899 Viper: 3 strikes... You're out. 288 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,738 Supermoose: ¶ pop goes the demon ¶ 289 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,073 hyuk yuk yuk yuk yuk! 290 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,675 Jade: ¶ hey, - batter, batter, batter ¶ 291 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,210 ¶ sa-wing batter batter ¶ 292 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,914 paco: Jade, may I have a talisman, too? 293 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,750 Jade: Well, I was saving this one for myself, 294 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,518 but...Knock yourself out. 295 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,020 Paco: Yes! 296 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,291 Astro paco: Hang on, El toro! I am coming! 297 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,126 Jade: Kids. 298 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,994 Astro paco: Finish him off with the Tijuana twister 299 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,829 or the cabo cannonball. 300 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,000 Astro paco: Jade! 301 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,636 Drago: If that's the best you can do, chan. 302 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,715 Drago: The future belongs to me! 303 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:55,119 Shendu: I think not, boy. 304 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,523 First, you must pay for your treachery! 305 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,824 Drago: Dad? 306 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,559 Strikemaster ice: Yo, that thing's drago's pop? 307 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,410 Tohru: Demon must defeat demon. 308 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,578 Jade: Tohru! 309 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:22,947 You're ok. 310 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,650 Hak foo: Charging rhino flatens giraffe! 311 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,751 Stubborn mule kick! 312 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,953 Komodo dragon paralyzes goat! 313 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,888 Finn: Maybe we'll sit this one out. 314 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,328 Chow: It looks like chan's got it covered. 315 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,330 Ratso: You think we could go get a Hot Dog? 316 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,738 Drago: You're weak, old man! 317 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,174 Conquest is a job for a fiery young dragon. 318 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,644 Shendu: You are an impudent child. 319 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,147 Jade: Shendu's - getting his butt whooped. 320 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,949 The talismans! 321 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,968 Jackie: Uhh! 322 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,003 Uncle, you released shendu? 323 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,471 How? Why? 324 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,107 Uncle: Uncle still have tricks up his sleeve. 325 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,010 Jade: Throw your talismans to shendu! 326 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,746 Repeat: Throw your talismans to shendu! 327 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,285 Supermoose: Mo-o-o-ose 328 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,987 muscle! 329 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:48,533 Shendu: I am complete! 330 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,902 Tohru: Sensei, 331 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,504 if we cannot remove the demon chi from drago, 332 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,074 perhaps we can remove drago from the earth. 333 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,309 Uncle: A reversal spell. 334 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,646 Big reversal spell. 335 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,747 Take this. 336 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,983 Uncle has been saving it. 337 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,486 Uncle & tohru : ¶ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ¶ 338 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,488 ¶ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ¶ 339 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,323 ¶ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ¶ 340 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,999 strikemaster ice: This is whack, yo. 341 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,711 Drago: Father! Help me! 342 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,515 Shendu: You deserve such a fate for your disloyalty. 343 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,550 Drago: I'm sorry, father! 344 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,152 Please! 345 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,323 Jade: Jackie, wait! 346 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,159 Sometimes the greatest victory is the battle not fought. 347 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,130 Shendu: This is my domain. 348 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,265 Remember your place! 349 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,067 Drago: Yes, father. 350 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,802 Psyche! 351 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,270 Shendu: No-o-o-o-o! 352 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:04,342 Uhh! 353 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,611 Uncle & tohru: ¶ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ¶ 354 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,746 ¶ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ¶ 355 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,581 ¶ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ¶ 356 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,253 Jade: Yes! 357 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:22,160 Ratso: Aw, we missed the end. 358 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,831 Paco: Going somewhere? 359 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,166 Viper: Nice job. 360 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,001 We should team up more often. 361 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,102 Uncle: Keep it. 362 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,970 Graduation present. 363 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,972 You are full chi wizard. 364 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,575 Jade: Go, tohru, you're a wizard. Oh, yeah! 365 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,711 Black: That was some good strategic thinking back there, young lady. 366 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,581 We could use someone like you at section 13. 367 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,185 Jade: You want me to be a real secret agent? 368 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,387 Can I, Jackie? Please?! 369 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,788 Jackie: Well... We'll talk later. 370 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,991 Jade: Hey, that means no. 371 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,826 Come on, Jackie. Our country needs me. 372 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,195 The world needs me. 373 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,629 Hak foo: Bear hug! 374 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,599 Drago: Ohh! The earth was within my grasp! 375 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,001 You never let me have what I want! 376 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,972 Shendu: I told you not to play with your father's world! 377 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,074 Drago: Why not? You aren't using it! 378 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:14,145 You're always too busy fighting wizards! 379 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,385 Jade: Hey Jackie, have you ever worked with a crocodile? 380 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,486 Jackie: Never. 381 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,388 That I've never done in my life. 382 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,525 I touch rhino, lion... 383 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,625 Elephant... 384 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:59,593 Yeah. Not crocodile.