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( Female ) ooh!

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Wow!

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( Cheryl ) very nice!

4
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You were saying?

5
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Alright, so that means
you need, uh...

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( Larry ) I need a spare to win.

7
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Okay, Larry, you need a
spare, this is for the team.

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Please, don't humiliate me.

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( Cheryl ) alright.

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You gonna do that little
wiggle step again, or?

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Yeah, 'cause that was cute.

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I'm not gonna count this
if I hear any talking at all.

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I think he's mad.

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( Cheryl ) alright, here we go.

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, no!

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Oh!

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Alright, alright,
alright, alright.

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Okay.

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Nice work.

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Very good, very good.

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Hey, you know what we should do?

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I want change, that's a 20.

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We should invite...

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Oh, oh, oh!

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We have a great idea.

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This weekend, we're gonna go
listen to Paul Simon.

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He have the luxury box.

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Come join us, it's fun.

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It's gonna be a great concert.

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Really?

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No, that sounds great.

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We'll think about it.

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I don't know if I can spend another
evening with these people.

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He's paying you money though.

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You owe me 10 bucks.

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Okay.

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( Cheryl ) need my shoes.

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Thank you.

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You were surprised.

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I was very surprised.

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I did not know that
you were such a talented...

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You thought I was gonna
choke on that last ball.

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I thought you were gonna choke.

45
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You surprised me,
pleasantly surprised me.

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How was it, did you have fun?

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Those aren't mine.

50
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No, they gotta be.

51
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They're not,
they're not my shoes.

52
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They were in the...

53
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Yeah, they were in your slot.

54
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No, my shoes are brown and
they have sort of tan laces.

55
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Well, they gotta be here.

56
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Looks like a sneaker.

57
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Right, yeah,
come on, take a look.

58
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They're here,
they gotta be here.

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You ready?

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See, these were yours.

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They don't have my shoes.

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Are you serious?

63
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Yeah, you sure these
aren't them?

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What are these here?

65
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They were in his slot,
but your shoes...

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Can't find your shoes?

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No.

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Brown shoes, they had tan laces.

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They have like,
bubbles on the soles.

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On the sole.

71
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know.

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They were right next to yours.

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I put them up there by mistake.

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Guy took them.

76
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Oh, my gosh.

77
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Well, what about his shoes?
Why don't you wear his shoes?

78
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Are these his shoes?

79
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Here's what to do here,
hold on, hold on, no.

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Write down your name and number.

81
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What kind of guy would
take somebody else's shoes?

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A guy that has these shoes.

83
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So, write down your number.

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I'll call you immediately
when I see them.

85
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Oh, my gosh.

86
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Does this happen to you a lot?

87
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Yeah, it does.

88
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Look, can I give you, like,
10 free passes?

89
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Do you guys bowl a lot?

90
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Yes, go for the passes.

91
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We'll be happy to take them.

92
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I don't think
we'll be back for awhile.

93
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I can give you the passes.

94
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Alright, just,
if he shows up, call me.

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I will call you the second
anyone calls or he comes.

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Okay.

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Want to go for a walk?

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( Laughing )

99
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You were so helpful
throughout my little ordeal.

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Whoo, that was fun.

101
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Wow.

102
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Wow, and we managed to get
a Paul Simon concert out of it.

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Holy cow, can you believe that?

104
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I can't believe it.

105
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They invited us to see
Paul Simon at the luxury box.

106
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I must have made
quite an impression tonight

107
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to get that
Paul Simon invitation.

108
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Well, your bowling skills
really shining through.

109
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Was that, uh,
Friday or Saturday?

110
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That's, uh, Friday.

111
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Oh, it is?

112
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Yeah, I heard him tell Mary
that it was Friday.

113
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Oh, you heard him say it?

114
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Yeah.

115
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Okay, good, good.

116
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Wow.

117
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They are so cute.

118
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I know, what a great couple.

119
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And so fun.

120
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Yeah, I wonder if they thought
that we were a good couple?

121
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I think we were
a good couple tonight,

122
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don't you think?

123
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We presented ourselves
really nicely.

124
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What aren't we a good couple?

125
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We were fun.

126
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Do you think they're talking
about that we're a good couple?

127
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That would be nice.

128
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But they really are,
they're a great couple.

129
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Really like them.

130
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She's really great.

131
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Yeah.

132
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I really love her,
she was terrific.

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Him, I can kind of
take him or leave him.

134
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I like him.

135
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Eh, he's a little,
he's a little strange.

136
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Why?

137
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Everything's heaven with him.

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The gum, he had a piece of gum.

139
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"Oh, this is heaven."

140
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Had to taste a chocolate bar.

141
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"Oh, oh, I'm in heaven."

142
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"The parking space is heaven."

143
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It's all heaven.

144
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Well, he's a very happy guy.

145
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He enjoys things.

146
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A lot of questions,
you didn't hear any of this,

147
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but he asked me
a lot of questions about

148
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my personal hygiene, too.

149
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Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna
even tell you what they were,

150
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but really, like, personal.

151
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He's a little off, I think.

152
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Yeah, but fun, he's so fun.

153
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Yeah, uh, yeah,
he's okay, he's okay.

154
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I don't know really what
she sees in him, frankly, but.

155
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Yeah, it was be hell
living with Ted Danson.

156
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That's got to be hard.

157
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She's really terrific, though.

158
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Yeah, she is.

159
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What a beautiful person.

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I mean, not only on the outside,

161
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but she really has
an inner beauty,

162
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didn't you think?

163
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And it just kind of radiates?

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Mmm.

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You know, the shame is that

166
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I could never be friends
with her, you know?

167
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Why couldn't you be
friends with her?

168
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Well, because,
uh, she's a woman.

169
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She's married.

170
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I'm a married man.

171
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I'd love to just have a cup of
coffee with her or something.

172
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But you can never do that

173
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because, well, society
frowns on relationships

174
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between men and women like that.

175
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Well, don't let me
stop you, I mean...

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If we're gonna be
making friends with them,

177
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I'd just as soon
be friends with her

178
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and you can be friends with him.

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And you could get the personal
hygiene questions, okay?

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Alright.

181
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And that, how about
that Clinton stuff?

182
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Yeah.

183
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When she talked about Clinton.
She knows Clinton and Hillary.

184
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Mm-hmm.

185
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She's great.

186
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( Phone )

187
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Hello?

188
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Hey, mar!

189
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Wow!

190
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Yeah, good morning!

191
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No, we were gonna call you.

192
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Oh, yeah, oh, it was fantastic.

193
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What a great time.

194
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Heaven, it was heaven.

195
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He does?

196
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Huh.

197
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That's interesting.

198
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Um...

199
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Oh, no, the whole thing,
the whole thing.

200
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Uh, by the way,
I still have his $10.

201
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No, no, no, you tell him
I'm gonna give it...

202
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I'm gonna give it back to him,

203
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don't worry about it.

204
00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:03,400
So, what are you doing today?

205
00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,167
Really, huh?

206
00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,066
Going shopping at Barney's.

207
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Huh.

208
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You know, I could use
a couple of things actually.

209
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Yeah, I just, I don't have
any sweaters at all, and...

210
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What time?

211
00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,066
It's a little drab, I think.

212
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It looks a little drab.

213
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Hi, lar!

214
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Hi!

215
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This is so great!

216
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This is my momma from Arkansas.

217
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This is Ann, this is Larry.

218
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Oh, hello.

219
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Hello, how are you?

220
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Good, Arkansas,
I've never been to Arkansas.

221
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Oh, you must come.

222
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It's so beautiful.

223
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Oh, I don't think,

224
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they don't let me into
certain states, actually.

225
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Why not?

226
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,233
Incorrigible, I'm incorrigible.

227
00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:03,567
You know what?

228
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,200
I have some pull there.

229
00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,567
I used to know the governor.

230
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,133
Your daughter
knows the governor?

231
00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,100
Yes, we both did, yes.

232
00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,576
Larry, I am so impressed
that you would come shopping.

233
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,767
What, are you kidding?

234
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I shop all the time,
I love to shop.

235
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You love to shop.

236
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You're the only man I know
who loves to shop.

237
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This is great.

238
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Your daddy
certainly didn't, whoo!

239
00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,800
So...

240
00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,300
This is a nice item
you've got here.

241
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I got this at Barney's.

242
00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,066
I got this last week.

243
00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,067
I bet they still have this.

244
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This is a man's jacket.

245
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Yeah, I love
buying men's jackets.

246
00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,700
This is a very nice item,
this thing.

247
00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:34,867
It's a half jacket, half shirt.

248
00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,066
You don't know what it is.

249
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I couldn't help, but overhear.

250
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I happen to have one right here.

251
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Boy, you are good.

252
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They are good at Barney's.

253
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I bet you're a 42.

254
00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,333
See, Barney's salespeople,

255
00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:47,333
they're practically psychic.

256
00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,067
You're good.

257
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You are very good.

258
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Wow.

259
00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,500
I'm going to insist
that you buy this.

260
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This is interesting, isn't it?

261
00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,066
It's like a shirt and a jacket.

262
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I think it's me.

263
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It's beautiful on you.

264
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,176
You don't mind the two of us
having the same coat?

265
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,633
I would be so honored.

266
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,367
Twins.

267
00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,533
So, lar, did you like
the silk giorgio blouse or no?

268
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,467
More than liked, I loved it.

269
00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,467
Are you sure, 'cause I couldn't
tell when I put it on.

270
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,900
There was something
in your eyes.

271
00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,833
Oh, no, no, I thought
it was perfect on you.

272
00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,867
Oh, look at this.

273
00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,900
Shoes.

274
00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,333
You know what?

275
00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,633
I should replace the shoes
from the bowling alley.

276
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,833
Maybe they'll have them.

277
00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,833
I'm looking for a pair of shoes.

278
00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,900
Uh, they're brown...

279
00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:37,333
Okay, they look like
a soccer shoe, almost...

280
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,367
You don't know
the brand name of it?

281
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,433
They got like black bubbles
on the bottom.

282
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,133
I bet you're talking
about campers.

283
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,800
That's exactly what they are.

284
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:48,567
Okay, okay, let me go see
if I can find them.

285
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,867
That's the name of the brand.

286
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:53,467
What about that blue shirt
I had with the zippered...

287
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,133
Oh, lovely.

288
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,809
You don't think the sleeves
go out too far?

289
00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:59,167
No, no, you look so buff in it.

290
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,167
Oh, no, honey,
you're handsome in that.

291
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,033
Sir, excuse me.

292
00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,433
Is this the shoe?

293
00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:05,533
Yeah, that's it.

294
00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,300
Okay, yeah, uh,
I hope that you're a nine.

295
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,467
No, I'm an 11.

296
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,333
Okay.

297
00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:14,267
This is, we don't have
it in anything,

298
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,767
but a nine right now.

299
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,367
So, I'd be happy
to order it for you.

300
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,967
It would take a couple days.

301
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,467
Is that okay?

302
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,467
Yeah.

303
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,743
Uh, I'll need
some information from you.

304
00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:23,733
Okay.

305
00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:24,767
So, come with me, please.

306
00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,800
You know what,
I am so blown away by,

307
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,133
how amazing were you
today at Barney's?

308
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,167
I'm never seen a man
take to shopping

309
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,633
the way our Larry
took to shopping.

310
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,700
I love to shop.

311
00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,133
I love to shop.

312
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,767
I've never known a man
who loved to shop.

313
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,209
You know what?
I'm exhausted from picking up...

314
00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,567
From those shopping bags.

315
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,900
I can't even lift my sandwich.

316
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,967
Your wife must be
very proud of you.

317
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,167
No, she's not.

318
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200
She's not?

319
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,667
Not even a little bit.

320
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,000
Oh, she is, too.
Cheryl adores you.

321
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,076
I love to shop,
you know what else?

322
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,067
What?

323
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,067
Cook.

324
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,067
I shop and I cook.

325
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,167
You don't cook, Larry.

326
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,400
I'm the double header.

327
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,767
Mary, you should have
married this man.

328
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,900
Let me tell you something.

329
00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,467
Nothing...

330
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,967
Nothing gives me more pleasure
than cracking an egg.

331
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,300
Nothing.

332
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,343
I'll make you some omelets.

333
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,733
I'll flip you out.

334
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,500
I will flip you out.

335
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,500
You cook?

336
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,733
That is so sexy.

337
00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:22,867
Mary!

338
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:23,933
Well, I'm sorry.

339
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,567
We're friends, I can say that.

340
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,867
No big deal.

341
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,700
I know, I know,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

342
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,409
I'm just very old fashioned
about that kind of...

343
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,943
Oh, no, Larry, Larry, honey,
that's, that's my water.

344
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,767
Oh!

345
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,667
( Coughing ) excuse me.

346
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,900
( Coughing )

347
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,533
Hi!

348
00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:54,300
Hey!

349
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,367
Hi, I'm in here!

350
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,066
Where're you going?

351
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,167
Oh.

352
00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,167
( Laughing ) what have you,
what you have got there?

353
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,300
Went to Barney's.

354
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,500
I can see that.

355
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,500
Yeah.

356
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:09,267
I needed some stuff, so.

357
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,733
A new jacket?

358
00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,533
Oh, yeah.

359
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,733
You like it?

360
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,733
It's interesting,
don't you think?

361
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,066
It's like half,
half jacket, half shirt.

362
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:20,467
I've never seen you with
shopping bags before.

363
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,200
What made you
decide to go shopping?

364
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,833
I don't know.

365
00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,209
I was in the kitchen
this morning reading the paper

366
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,333
and Mary called.

367
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:30,600
And she said she was
going to Barney's and...

368
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,733
I thought, oh, what the hell,

369
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,567
I needed some stuff,
so, I met her over there.

370
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,733
So, you went shopping with Mary?

371
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,543
She called up to talk
about last night actually.

372
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,867
Uh-huh.

373
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,133
And what a great time she had

374
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,133
and I told her
we had a great time.

375
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,133
She says hello.

376
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,433
Oh, okay.

377
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,743
And I don't know, she just
mentioned she was going shopping

378
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,066
and next thing I knew,

379
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,643
I said, alright, you know,
yeah, I'll go.

380
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,533
That's bizarre, don't you think?

381
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,500
Why?

382
00:12:56,533 --> 00:13:00,200
I've never been able to
get you to go shopping before.

383
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,400
I'll go shopping.

384
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,900
No, you won't.

385
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:04,900
I'll go shopping any time
you want to go shopping,

386
00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,066
you let me know.

387
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,509
I've asked you to go
shopping with me before.

388
00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:08,609
Well, maybe when you asked me,

389
00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,300
I had something to do,
I don't know.

390
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,833
You want to go, let's go?!

391
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,567
Not now, you don't
need anything now!

392
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,067
Yes, I do.

393
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,300
I could use some socks
and underwear, some stuff.

394
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,833
A belt, I've gotta buy a belt.

395
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,267
Uh-huh.

396
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,233
I've had this belt a long time.

397
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,633
Um, should have got that today.

398
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,767
Oh, also, her mother
was there, too.

399
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,767
I forgot to mention that.

400
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,100
Mary's mother?

401
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,433
Very nice woman from Arkansas.

402
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,267
Very nice.

403
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,300
Mm-hmm.

404
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,667
( Doorbell )

405
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,833
Who the hell's that?

406
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,933
Hey, Larry.

407
00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:43,933
Hey, Ted.

408
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,967
Hey, who is it?

409
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,967
Hey, Cheryl.

410
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:46,967
It's Ted.

411
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,467
How are you?

412
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,467
( Cheryl ) good,
how are you doing?

413
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,467
I'm good, thanks.

414
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,733
What's going on?

415
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,543
Evidently you and Mary
switched bags at Barney's.

416
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,533
I think this one's yours.

417
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,167
Oh, okay.

418
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,667
Oh, she must have my turtleneck.

419
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,066
Um, alright, I got it,
I think it's in the trunk.

420
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,333
That's a nice jacket.

421
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,333
Mary's got the same one.

422
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,600
Oh, really?

423
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,900
Yeah, matter of fact,
I think she wore it today.

424
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,833
I didn't even notice that.

425
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,066
Where are we, out here?

426
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,067
Yeah.

427
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,067
See you,
good to see you, Cheryl.

428
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,267
What a day, huh?

429
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,667
Heaven, just heaven.

430
00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:23,333
So, a shopping spree
with the girls, huh, Larry?

431
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,533
Yeah, where were you?
You should've come.

432
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:26,667
We had a great time.

433
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,700
I kind of figured you
more as a sports guy.

434
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,100
Oh, well, maybe you
just figured wrong.

435
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,733
Yeah, yeah, well, that's nice.

436
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,733
That's nice.

437
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,167
No, hey, we'll go to
a ball game some time.

438
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,209
That'd be fun, I'd like that.

439
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,200
Yeah, great.

440
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,667
See you.

441
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,700
Okay, oh, Paul Simon.

442
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,133
Right, hey, you know what?

443
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,448
Maybe you should call Mary
first, figure out what to wear.

444
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,067
I gotta go.

445
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,867
Hey, did, uh, Ted Danson
or Mary steenburgen call?

446
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,967
No.

447
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,833
Uh, okay, but,
and I'm not sure this means.

448
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,843
They invited us to this thing,
this concert for Friday.

449
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,376
It's Wednesday, it's plenty
of time, right, that's...

450
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,933
Oh, yeah.

451
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,243
If they call by tomorrow,
you're fine, right?

452
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,467
Yeah.

453
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,200
Hey, can you figure this out?

454
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:18,267
Louie from
the bowling alley called

455
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,609
and he said to call
back right away.

456
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:20,767
What's that?

457
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,133
The guy must be
in with my shoes.

458
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,067
What shoes?

459
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,433
Larry, glad you're here.

460
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,933
Right here, that's the guy.

461
00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,467
Those are your shoes, right?

462
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,467
Yeah.

463
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,233
Is he, like,
a tough guy, this guy?

464
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,066
No, go ahead, I'm here.

465
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,700
You watch this, okay?

466
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,333
Don't leave your post.

467
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:42,100
I'm right here.

468
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,500
Nice shoes.

469
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,500
Thanks.

470
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,233
I think they're mine.

471
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,066
You're kidding.

472
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,066
Kidding? No, they're my shoes.

473
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,867
They're your shoes?

474
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:01,867
Yeah.

475
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,700
How can they be your shoes?

476
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,200
How can they be?

477
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,376
Because that guy gave them
to you by mistake the other day.

478
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,733
Well, that's weird.

479
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,133
That's weird?

480
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,167
Yeah.

481
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,533
What's weird?

482
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,776
That he would
give me those shoes?

483
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,167
No, that's not weird.

484
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,409
What's weird is that
you would put them on.

485
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,467
That's what's weird.

486
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,100
That's, oh, man,

487
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,909
it's not weird that he would
give me these shoes?

488
00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:23,100
No, that's a mistake.

489
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,376
And they're not my shoes
and he gave them to me.

490
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,500
Yeah, that's a mistake.

491
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,833
That's an honest mistake.

492
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,833
Yeah, what's weird is
that you would take shoes

493
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,243
that don't belong to you
and put them on.

494
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:31,500
That's weird.

495
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,067
Or even weirder that you left
without even your shoes.

496
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,833
That's not that weird.

497
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,067
I had nothing else to wear.

498
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,066
Oh, that would be,
that'd be kind of weird.

499
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,867
No, that's gonna
be weird for you now

500
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,067
after I get the shoes back.

501
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100
That'll be weird.

502
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,100
Oh, you want them back?

503
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,100
Yeah, I do.

504
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,233
Oh, okay.

505
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:47,533
Wow.

506
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,600
They're comfortable shoes.

507
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,867
Yeah, I know they are.

508
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,776
He gave them to me, I don't
know what he was thinking.

509
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,133
He's a nut.

510
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,800
He's a little nutty, isn't he?

511
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,066
Yeah, I know.

512
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,067
He's a little crazy.

513
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,067
He's just a little crazy.

514
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,133
He's a little crazy.

515
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,243
Those are comfortable shoes.

516
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,333
I'm glad you liked 'em.

517
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,333
Okay.

518
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,900
Crazy, jeez.

519
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,500
Remember me?

520
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,667
Sure do.

521
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,667
Yeah, the shoes?

522
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,667
I know the ones.

523
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,667
How'd you do?

524
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,733
Perfect.

525
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:23,167
I used a desalter liquid
with a scrub brush.

526
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,300
And then I used
a deodorizer spray.

527
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,467
They smell like new shoes.

528
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,467
No kidding.

529
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,633
All fumigated?

530
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,633
Perfect.

531
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,967
So, I can wear them?

532
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,967
All safe?

533
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,100
Yeah, enjoy them.

534
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,300
Thanks.

535
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,300
I'm gonna put them on.

536
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,333
Please, do.

537
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,267
Listen to this.

538
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,300
Smokey got me floor seats
to Paul Simon.

539
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,900
You're kidding, really?

540
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:49,900
Yup.

541
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,300
That's great.

542
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,167
You know what? I still haven't
heard from Ted and Mary.

543
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,300
I mean, you know,
we don't know where to go,

544
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,433
where to pick up the tickets,
we don't know anything.

545
00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,733
It's Thursday already,
I'm getting a little concerned.

546
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:01,767
Want me to call them?

547
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,867
Hi, I'm the salesman
from Barney's, Danny.

548
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,567
You ordered some shoes.

549
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,933
Oh, the shoes, yeah, yeah.

550
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,933
How you doing?

551
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,433
Good.

552
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,833
They haven't come in yet,
but as soon as they do...

553
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,233
Um...

554
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,867
Those are campers.

555
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,267
Yeah, what happened was, uh...

556
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,533
You're still coming in
to get the...

557
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,200
Well, let me
tell you what happened.

558
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,367
Somebody took the shoes
originally that I had...

559
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,743
I don't need to hear
the whole story.

560
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:31,066
You're coming in to purchase
the shoes though, right?

561
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,067
Well, I don't really
need the shoes now

562
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,467
because I got them back
at the bowling alley, so.

563
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,867
You asked me to
waive the deposit

564
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,500
and I did that for you.

565
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,743
You looked like an honest person
and I trusted your face.

566
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,066
He is an honest person.

567
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,600
You're very honest,
you're honest.

568
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,533
Okay, this doesn't concern you.

569
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,333
I haven't done
anything dishonest.

570
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,500
I can't, I don't
need the shoes anymore.

571
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,767
That's not dishonest.

572
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,533
Sir, you asked a favor of me
and I helped you out,

573
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,300
but as long
you're taken care of,

574
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,100
I guess that's all
that really matters.

575
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:04,667
No, that's not what's
all that really matters.

576
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,133
That's not what matters.

577
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,133
I mean, do you want me
to buy two pairs?

578
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,833
No, I work on commission, okay?

579
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,367
And now, I'm put in
a bad situation, alright?

580
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,600
You know,
I'm stuck with these shoes.

581
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,066
And so I can't even...

582
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,200
How much is the commission?

583
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,200
I'll pay you
the commission, okay?

584
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,500
That is so insulting.

585
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,967
How dare you?

586
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,333
That's not a "how dare you".

587
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,367
What do you mean, dare?
I'm not dare...

588
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,733
I am not a shoe whore.

589
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,276
I didn't accuse you
of being a shoe whore.

590
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,200
I'm trying to
rectify the situation.

591
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,100
You cannot buy your way
out of this situation.

592
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,967
People like you are the problem.

593
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,600
Oh, yeah, I'm not...
I'm the solution.

594
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:42,467
I'm the solution
to the problem, okay?

595
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,533
This is outrageous,
it really is.

596
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,600
I mean, what kind of people
invite you to go to a concert

597
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,200
and then they don't call you?

598
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,867
It's 4:30.

599
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,433
Maybe we should call them.

600
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,100
Do you know how awkward that is?

601
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:14,000
I mean, they know
they invited us to the concert.

602
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,100
They're obviously
deliberately not calling.

603
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,067
How could I call them up and go,

604
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,367
"we're waiting for your call."

605
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,500
And then they'll say,

606
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,400
"well, we don't
want to go with you."

607
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,000
At least lie to us.

608
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,000
Right, something.

609
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,000
You know, call us and lie.

610
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,409
Don't let us sit here
like schmucks.

611
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:29,500
Yeah.

612
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,000
A lie is a gesture,
it's a courtesy.

613
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,533
It's a little respect.

614
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,333
This is very disrespectful.

615
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,300
Well, why would they decide

616
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,809
that they don't want
to go with us, though?

617
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,167
I don't know.

618
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,676
I mean, did we not
have a good time with them

619
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,000
when we went bowling?

620
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,867
We had a great... was that fun?

621
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,233
That was a good time.

622
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:52,133
I mean, did we do something
to offend them?

623
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,200
What?

624
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:07,833
After Barney's the other day,
we went out to lunch.

625
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,066
Right.

626
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:13,433
And, uh, I took a sip
from a glass of water.

627
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:19,333
And her mother said to me,
"that's my glass."

628
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,267
And I went "bleh!", like that.

629
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:29,700
Larry.

630
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,933
I can't believe
you're even acting

631
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,800
like you don't know
why we're not invited.

632
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,400
I didn't think of it.

633
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,767
Unbelievable.

634
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,467
Of course, they're not
gonna call us.

635
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,200
Mary's mother?

636
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,333
What's wrong with you?

637
00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,700
I really wanted to
go to that concert.

638
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,700
So did I, I like Paul Simon.

639
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:02,600
* I met my old lover
on the street last night *

640
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:05,700
* she seems so glad to see me *

641
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,800
* I just smile

642
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,600
* and we talked
about some old times *

643
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:15,633
* and we drank
ourselves some beers *

644
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:21,867
* still crazy
after all these years *

645
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:26,967
* oh, still crazy
after all these years *

646
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:38,900
* I'm not the kind of man
who tends to socialize *

647
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:44,900
* I seem to lean on
old familiar ways *

648
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:53,700
* and I ain't no fool for love
songs that whisper in my ears *

649
00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:58,933
* still crazy
after all these years *

650
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:04,633
* oh, still crazy
after all these years *

651
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,500
oh, hi, how are you?

652
00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:07,809
Good, I'd like
to return this, please.

653
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,567
What seems to be the problem?

654
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,300
Uh, you know, it's kind of
half jacket, half shirt,

655
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,167
half man, half beast.

656
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,467
I don't know, it's...

657
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,267
It looked so great on you
the other day.

658
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,533
Excuse me.

659
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,967
No, sir, no, I'm sorry.

660
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,733
We will not be
accepting that from you.

661
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,043
Why, what are you talking about?

662
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:23,967
Why not?

663
00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,067
I know your little game.

664
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,933
And I'm not playing it.

665
00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:28,900
There's no game!
What do you mean, a game?

666
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,533
I haven't worn this.

667
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,309
Listen, I only wore this in
the store the day I bought it.

668
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,567
Sir, I did a favor for you.

669
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,067
And you messed me over once

670
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,343
and I'm not gonna
let it happen again.

671
00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:38,066
When did I mess you over?

672
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,276
I don't know what you're
talking about, mess you over.

673
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,733
Oh, you're so innocent.

674
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,833
I'm not diabolical,
you think I'm diabolical?

675
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:45,167
Yap, yap, yap, I don't
want to hear about it, okay?

676
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,433
Here's the thing.

677
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,400
I did a favor for you
and you walked over me.

678
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:52,100
I didn't even wear this thing.

679
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,243
I should be allowed
to return this.

680
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,233
It is ridiculous.

681
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,133
Larry? Larry?

682
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,467
Oh, hi!

683
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,533
Hi!

684
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,433
How are you?

685
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:02,567
Good, how you doing?

686
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,733
Just fine.

687
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:04,967
What are you doing here?

688
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,909
Uh, I had a little zipper
problem on the... it's okay.

689
00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:10,067
Hey, were you at
that concert last night?

690
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,633
Oh, yes.

691
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,067
I mean, the box
was entirely full.

692
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,233
Is that so?

693
00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,500
Yes.

694
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:18,433
Did Ted or Mary
say anything about me, or?

695
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,443
Oh, honey, I don't think anybody
mentioned your name at all.

696
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:21,867
Oh, is that right?

697
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:22,867
Yeah.

698
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,400
It wasn't even mentioned at all?

699
00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:26,167
Well, I didn't hear
anybody say anything.

700
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,367
Where's Mary?

701
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,767
Oh, she's right over there.

702
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,967
Mrs. steenburgen!

703
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,367
Hi!

704
00:24:38,267 --> 00:24:39,233
Hi.

705
00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:40,233
Oh, Mary!

706
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,233
Larry!

707
00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:42,267
Hey.

708
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,333
How weird.

709
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,500
How weird to run into you
at Barney's again.

710
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:46,700
Yeah.

711
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:49,067
What have you got?

712
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,833
Oh, I've got a zipper problem.

713
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,066
I was gonna bring it over there.

714
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,933
Oh, 'cause for a second

715
00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:56,143
I thought maybe
you were taking it back.

716
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,900
I was gonna say, are you crazy?

717
00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,133
No, no, I love this thing.

718
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,576
Okay, because that
looks so great on you.

719
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,700
Yeah, no, I love that.

720
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,067
So...

721
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,233
Can I ask you a question?

722
00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:07,067
Yeah.

723
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,633
Cheryl and I were, you know,
you invited us to the concert

724
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,867
and then you kind of never
called us about it.

725
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,833
The Paul Simon concert.

726
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:17,067
You're coming with us
tomorrow night.

727
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,167
We're counting on you
being there.

728
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,100
Sunday night?

729
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,367
We thought it was,
we thought it was last night.

730
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,767
No, no, well,
we went last night.

731
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,367
He's playing three nights,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

732
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,100
And we knew we were gonna go
two nights, Friday and Sunday.

733
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,167
We're fans.

734
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,733
And we wanted you
to come Sunday night.

735
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,467
You thought that
we'd forgotten you.

736
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,733
I thought that, yeah.

737
00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,133
Larry.

738
00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,067
Larry.

739
00:25:41,733 --> 00:25:42,833
We would never do that.

740
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,867
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night.

741
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,309
Oh, my god,
so, you're going on Sunday?

742
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,367
So are you.

743
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,667
Are you going?

744
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,467
Oh, well,
I hadn't planned to go.

745
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,600
Oh, no, you're coming.

746
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,667
She's coming.

747
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,066
You're coming, mom.

748
00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:55,900
Momma, you have to come.

749
00:25:55,933 --> 00:25:58,300
Alright, okay.

750
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:16,066
Hello.

751
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,400
Oh, hi.

752
00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:18,733
Hi.

753
00:26:19,867 --> 00:26:22,367
Uh, where's Ted and Mary?

754
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,066
Oh, honey, bill and Hillary
flew in this morning

755
00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:27,067
and then this evening
was the only time

756
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,400
they could all get together.

757
00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:29,843
Uh, they said to tell you
they were really sorry

758
00:26:29,867 --> 00:26:31,433
and they'll call you tomorrow.

759
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,700
Uh, where's your wife?

760
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:39,367
Allen and Pam from Philadelphia,
her cousins, flew in.

761
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,066
So, she couldn't come.

762
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,267
Well, uh...

763
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:50,400
Well, I guess it's, uh,
you and me, huh?

764
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:52,067
Yeah, guess so.

765
00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:56,833
* I seem to lean on
old familiar ways *

766
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:06,300
* and I ain't no fool for love
songs that whisper in my ears *

767
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:11,233
* still crazy
after all these years *

768
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,733
* still crazy
after all these years *

769
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:22,400
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