1
00:00:13,867 --> 00:00:15,567
Was it burned to the ground?

2
00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,967
Are you sure it's him?

3
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,867
You're positive.

4
00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,933
Has he admitted to it?

5
00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:22,733
It can't be that bad.

6
00:00:22,767 --> 00:00:25,333
Look, no one was killed,
no one was hurt.

7
00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:27,600
No!

8
00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:31,033
I gotta call you back
in a few minutes, okay?

9
00:00:31,067 --> 00:00:32,433
I can't believe he did this.

10
00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,909
I'm very sorry,
that's all I can tell you.

11
00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:34,900
Bye.

12
00:00:34,933 --> 00:00:37,933
What's going on?

13
00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:39,700
You know, I...

14
00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:41,500
You got a tissue or
something around here?

15
00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:42,700
No.

16
00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:43,700
Oh.

17
00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:44,700
What's all that about?

18
00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:46,700
You okay?

19
00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:47,733
Yeah, what's going on?

20
00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:50,067
I sponsored a kid
from the inner city

21
00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,167
to go to summer camp.

22
00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,000
You sponsored an inner city kid?

23
00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:54,000
Yeah.

24
00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,000
You're kidding.

25
00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:56,000
No!

26
00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:58,533
I'm completely nonplussed.

27
00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,833
Is that the right word?

28
00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:01,109
I don't know what
the right word is.

29
00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:03,467
I'm flabbergasted,
I'll tell you why.

30
00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,800
He set fire,

31
00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,800
to the canteen and his cabin.

32
00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:09,066
Who does that?!

33
00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:10,067
Oh, my god!

34
00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:11,067
That's insane.

35
00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,200
Holy cow!

36
00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:13,600
Well, that's too bad.

37
00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:15,473
You try to do something
nice, see what happens?

38
00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,533
You get screwed.

39
00:01:16,567 --> 00:01:18,100
You do one nice
thing in your life.

40
00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:19,243
I assume it's
the first nice thing

41
00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:20,233
you've ever done in your life.

42
00:01:20,267 --> 00:01:21,300
You're so complimentary.

43
00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:22,500
That was very nice of you.

44
00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:24,276
It would put you one up on
me, if that's the case.

45
00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,333
Although I did once
try to stop a woman

46
00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:27,543
who was about to
get hit by a car,

47
00:01:27,567 --> 00:01:29,066
I screamed out, "watch out!",

48
00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:31,367
and she said, "don't you
tell me what to do!"

49
00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,767
I tried to save her life
and she screamed at me.

50
00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,509
And that's all it took
for you to stop helping people.

51
00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:37,467
I got out of the nice
business at that point.

52
00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,367
Well, I'm out of
the nice now after a fire.

53
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,066
Maybe you don't have all the
facts and all the details.

54
00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:43,700
I've gotta talk to the kid.

55
00:01:43,733 --> 00:01:46,400
You'll talk to the kid,
see what the kid has to say.

56
00:01:46,433 --> 00:01:47,800
I've got to find out.

57
00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,576
In retrospect, it would
have been a lot better,

58
00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,267
had he been a kleptomaniac
or another kind of maniac,

59
00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,543
rather than pyro,
because that's...

60
00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:55,600
Pyro's a bad maniac.

61
00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:57,509
If you're gonna be a maniac,
pyro is a bad maniac.

62
00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:58,500
Not a good maniac.

63
00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,200
Yeah, it's not a good maniac.

64
00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:02,733
( Knocking )
Larry, Cheryl just called.

65
00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:03,733
She just wanted me to remind you

66
00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:04,876
to come home
early tonight, okay?

67
00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,200
Okay, thank you.

68
00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:08,500
Why you got to be home early?

69
00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:11,067
We've got this wire
in our backyard.

70
00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,533
And my wife is completely
obsessed with taking it down

71
00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,609
because it's ruining the view.

72
00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:15,676
So, she wants to
bury it underground.

73
00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,967
In order to do that,

74
00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:19,267
we have to get signatures
from adjacent neighbors.

75
00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,600
Five have signed on.

76
00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:23,667
One couple won't sign it,
they wanna meet us first.

77
00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,066
Have you ever heard of
anything so nutty?

78
00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,067
Never.

79
00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:27,067
Why are they doing that?

80
00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,067
It's really wrong.

81
00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,167
It's very wrong.

82
00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,700
It's so, so wrong.

83
00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:34,900
How's this?

84
00:02:34,933 --> 00:02:36,267
Oh, that's better.

85
00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,433
That's much better.

86
00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:38,533
It doesn't look better.

87
00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,809
Yes, you think
they'll like me now

88
00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:41,409
in this shirt better
than the other shirt?

89
00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:42,867
They will, please.

90
00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,176
Please, just do
this for me, Larry.

91
00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,300
I'm doing it.

92
00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,476
I've got to rid of that wire.

93
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,667
It's making me crazy.

94
00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,700
Yeah, well...

95
00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,743
Okay, and what do you think?

96
00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:50,909
Does everything look alright?

97
00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:53,233
Yes, it looks fine,
the house looks great.

98
00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:54,733
The pillows and the...

99
00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:55,800
Who gives a shit?

100
00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:57,267
Looks okay,
what's the difference?

101
00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,333
[ Doorbell ]

102
00:02:58,367 --> 00:02:59,333
Okay, here we go.

103
00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:01,533
Okay, let's get this over with.

104
00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:04,567
Alright, best behavior, please.

105
00:03:07,867 --> 00:03:08,933
Hi.

106
00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:09,967
Hi.

107
00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,567
Please come in.

108
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,600
Dean.

109
00:03:12,633 --> 00:03:13,633
Hi, Dean, I'm Larry.

110
00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,333
Hi, Phyllis.

111
00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:19,700
I'm finally in the house
that Jerry Seinfeld built.

112
00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,066
With his own hands.

113
00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,067
And some hammers.

114
00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:25,067
He actually worked on it
like Jimmy Carter.

115
00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,600
He can do that kind of thing.

116
00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:29,900
Okay, this is the living room.

117
00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:33,333
Is that Swiss coffee
or vanilla bean?

118
00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:36,067
I think it's chocolate Cho Cho.

119
00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:39,433
He's teasing, you know,
let's head outside.

120
00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:41,333
Let me show you the problem.

121
00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:42,767
There it is.

122
00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,076
That's what we've been
looking at day and night.

123
00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,133
Can you believe it?

124
00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,733
Jesus Christ.

125
00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,300
It was like that
when we moved in,

126
00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,967
and it has been
bugging me so much,

127
00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:52,967
I can't even tell you.

128
00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,800
I'm gonna get a divorce,
I'm telling you.

129
00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:57,100
I can't take her anymore!

130
00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,200
That's horrible.

131
00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:00,433
Tell me exactly what has
to be done with that.

132
00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:01,543
Because that has
got to be fixed.

133
00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:02,733
That's horrible.

134
00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:05,500
All you guys have to do
is sign some papers.

135
00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:06,567
Right.

136
00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,676
We've taken care
of everything else.

137
00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,100
Yeah, they put it underground.

138
00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:10,800
It's all environmentally safe.

139
00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,167
This has to be buried.

140
00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,200
Thank you.

141
00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,233
[ Phone ]

142
00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:16,433
Let the machine get it,
it's okay.

143
00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:19,733
( Female ) hi, we're not in right
now, so, just leave a message.

144
00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:21,133
( Male ) Larry, it's Jeff.

145
00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:24,400
That kid that I sponsored,
the one who set that fire,

146
00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:25,633
the camp called.

147
00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,800
They want me to pay
$17,000 in damages.

148
00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,200
Me?!

149
00:04:30,233 --> 00:04:32,433
If you know any lawyer that
handles this sort of thing,

150
00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,533
call me.

151
00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:34,600
Call me anyhow.

152
00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:36,066
I'm nuts, bye.

153
00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,933
Okay, I didn't know
who that was...

154
00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:38,933
That's my manager.

155
00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:40,400
I'm a lawyer.

156
00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:41,433
You are?

157
00:04:41,467 --> 00:04:42,467
Yeah.

158
00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,533
Really?

159
00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,433
Did Jeff say he needed a lawyer?

160
00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:46,909
I overheard that,
that you were looking...

161
00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:47,933
Oh, my god.

162
00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,900
Rutgers and university
of Vermont, too.

163
00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:51,100
Holy!

164
00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,633
Look at this.

165
00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,667
Kismet.

166
00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,333
Isn't that what it's called?

167
00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:58,133
I'll be happy to
give him your number.

168
00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,767
I'm happy to help out.

169
00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,043
Look at this,
you got a new client.

170
00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,200
Did you think you'd come
and get a new client?

171
00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:04,467
And who knows, you know what?

172
00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,467
Maybe I'll be able to
need a lawyer someday.

173
00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,500
Anything could happen.

174
00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,066
Because a lot of people sue me.

175
00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:12,867
I'm very vulgar and you
might wind up suing me.

176
00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,733
I would never sue you, no, no.

177
00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:16,767
Can I ask you a question?

178
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,133
Do the cast members ever
come over to the house?

179
00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:23,400
Just hang out with you
by the pool and...

180
00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:26,667
Well, not by the pool,
but they have come over, yes.

181
00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,667
They're friends.

182
00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,400
Dean, why don't you
just tell the truth

183
00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,709
and tell them who
your biggest...

184
00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:33,233
I'll just say it, she played
Elaine on the show.

185
00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:34,400
Julia.

186
00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:35,567
He's obsessed with her.

187
00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,209
He thinks she's
the most talented actress.

188
00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,533
Yeah, she's great.

189
00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:39,643
Okay, she's not just beautiful.

190
00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:41,867
And she's not just talented.

191
00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,967
She's sublime.

192
00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:44,933
Tell me if I'm going
over the line here,

193
00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:47,667
but, it's always been
a dream of mine

194
00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:51,467
to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus,

195
00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,100
just meet her in person.

196
00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:54,800
And if you could just
make a phone call,

197
00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:58,733
make that happen,
that would be so great.

198
00:05:58,767 --> 00:06:01,333
I'm more than
happy to call her up.

199
00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,667
I can't guarantee.

200
00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:06,100
It's so hard to get anything
absolutely guaranteed.

201
00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,400
It's just like you want
to get something buried,

202
00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:10,400
you don't know if
it's guaranteed,

203
00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:12,200
you don't even know if that...

204
00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:14,467
Because there's a lot
of papers to be signed.

205
00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,500
I agree with you there.

206
00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,933
I know I can
make something happen.

207
00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:23,100
I don't say I think I can
make something happen.

208
00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,209
I can make something happen.

209
00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:26,967
I just wanted to be clear...

210
00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:28,267
I think you're pretty clear.

211
00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,500
We have an understanding,

212
00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:31,400
this has to be buried.

213
00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,433
Yeah, yeah.

214
00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:33,476
I'm going to give you my number.

215
00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,533
Great, great.

216
00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:35,576
Yeah, we'll do that
on the way out.

217
00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,600
Yeah.

218
00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,400
Oh, it's so nice
to meet you guys.

219
00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:39,643
Would you like to
have dinner, too?

220
00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,476
I've got a nice casserole
in the oven right now.

221
00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:45,133
I would kill to have
your casserole...

222
00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,733
Listen, I can wrap it up...

223
00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:49,667
I can't do it because
there's something wrong

224
00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,200
with my stomach.

225
00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:52,567
Okay?

226
00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,233
Thank you so much
for coming over.

227
00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:57,767
Let me just show you out.

228
00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,700
Fuck him!

229
00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:05,133
Fuck him!

230
00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:08,633
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is
not showing up at his house,

231
00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:09,967
and you'll have to kill me

232
00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,500
before I call her to do that.

233
00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,800
And I will move,
do you understand me?

234
00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,433
I will move before
I make that phone call.

235
00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:18,333
Move!

236
00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:19,476
If you wanna get that wire down,

237
00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,467
start looking for a house.

238
00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,233
Let's relax for a moment, okay.

239
00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:25,066
Take a deep breath.

240
00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:26,933
What, the guy's 40-years-old?

241
00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:28,767
He's gotta meet
Julia Louis-Dreyfus?!

242
00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,067
What kind of person is that?!

243
00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,433
He's a fan.

244
00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:34,767
What does he expect
to gain from such a meeting?

245
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,800
What does he think,
he's gonna go over there,

246
00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,167
she's gonna be
so charmed by him,

247
00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,076
that all of a sudden they're
gonna start becoming friends?

248
00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,467
They'll talk on the phone
and go out to dinner together,

249
00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,500
go to the movies?

250
00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:45,167
What, start e-mailing
each other?

251
00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,433
Summer vacations?!

252
00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,233
Is he out of his fucking mind?!

253
00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:52,933
Larry, one phone call,
one small favor,

254
00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:55,133
to make this house
completely perfect.

255
00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:58,066
I can't live with
that wire any longer.

256
00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,200
I've done so much work

257
00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,667
trying to get this removed...

258
00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,167
Why does there have to be
300 pillows on the bed?

259
00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,467
Listen, please, I'm asking you.

260
00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:12,066
I don't think she'll mind.

261
00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,900
And, she'll probably
think it's funny.

262
00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:17,333
Yeah, she's gonna think
it's really funny.

263
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,733
I really thought we had the deal
cinched with the lawyer,

264
00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:23,967
with Jeff.

265
00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,067
I know.

266
00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,933
I should call Jeff
and tell him about this.

267
00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,100
Wait, wait, what time is it?

268
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,066
It's 10:20.

269
00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:32,500
10 o'clock is the cut off time.

270
00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:33,773
You don't call people after 10.

271
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800
No, no, no,
the cut off time is 10:30.

272
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,367
Larry, they have kids.

273
00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,333
10 o'clock, you don't
call after 10 o'clock.

274
00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:41,733
No, no, 10:30.

275
00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:42,733
The cut off time...

276
00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:43,933
Is that right?

277
00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:46,267
Yeah, cut off time's 10:30,
everybody knows that.

278
00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,633
It's a 10:30 cut off.

279
00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,767
Okay.

280
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,733
Oh, hey, susie, it's Larry.

281
00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:58,900
Did I wake you?

282
00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:00,700
Oh, I'm really sorry.

283
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,567
No, no, it's not, it's nothing.

284
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,233
I'll just talk to him tomorrow.

285
00:09:06,267 --> 00:09:09,433
No, I'm really sorry.

286
00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,267
Okay.

287
00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,600
Alright.

288
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,667
How'd that work out for you?

289
00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:21,933
Susie was pretty pissed off.

290
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,267
She's really upset.

291
00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,933
10 o'clock is the cut off, man.

292
00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:27,066
I thought the cut off
point was 10:30.

293
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,633
No, 10:20, you called,
10 o'clock's the cut off.

294
00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,500
If you called 10:01,
she'd be just as mad.

295
00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:32,600
Is that right?

296
00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:34,333
Listen, I've got a big problem.

297
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,833
Dean, your lawyer friend,
I don't think he's competent.

298
00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,533
I think you hooked me up
with a freak.

299
00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:41,400
I think he's probably
a good lawyer.

300
00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,633
He's a weird guy.

301
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,600
He's weird,
but he's very shrewd.

302
00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,066
Shrewd?

303
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,233
He's a wire lawyer,
I know, I know.

304
00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:49,933
I know what you're doing.

305
00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,467
You've got me paying
some expensive idiot lawyer

306
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,509
so, you can have
your wire dropped down.

307
00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:54,700
I know your games.

308
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,233
I'm sorry.

309
00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:58,200
I'm sorry you screwed me
with this guy,

310
00:09:58,233 --> 00:09:59,233
and I know it.

311
00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,609
I wanna let you know
that I know it.

312
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,700
I know it.

313
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,167
Wait, first of all,

314
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,209
I don't even have to tell you
the story behind that.

315
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,667
See how he does,
a few more days.

316
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,943
Can I fire him?
I wanna fire him.

317
00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,167
You cannot get rid of him.

318
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,700
I have to, he's a freak.

319
00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:15,667
I know he is, but, please,
if you get rid of them,

320
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,033
we're never gonna get rid of
that wire in the backyard.

321
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,867
The guy's a total prick,

322
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,500
and he will do
a good job, believe me.

323
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,533
Prick's are good.

324
00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,767
You want a prick,
and this guy's a prick.

325
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,967
Look at you.

326
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,200
You're a prick,
you're doing a good job.

327
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,509
Are you a prick, or,
are you not a prick?

328
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,533
I am a prick.

329
00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,400
In business, are you a prick?

330
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,443
This guy's a bigger
prick than you.

331
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,433
I'm in a lot of trouble,

332
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,709
and you're not
taking it seriously.

333
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,167
The camp's gonna charge me.

334
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,209
They're trying to get me to pay.

335
00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,400
I know.

336
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:41,500
( Glass breaking )

337
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:44,133
Well, listen to me, that kid,

338
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:47,233
he called me begging me
to come stay with me,

339
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,409
he got kicked out of the camp,

340
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,567
and he wants to
come stay at my house.

341
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,700
He said, "look, if I go
home early from camp",

342
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,000
"my mom will kill me,

343
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,000
thinking that I did bad things."

344
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,409
You let this kid
stay in your house?

345
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,733
Yeah.

346
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,143
So, you're going to
put up a sociopath

347
00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,433
for a couple of days?

348
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,143
He's not a sociopath,
he's a very good kid.

349
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,767
The kid burned down
the canteen...

350
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,300
He burned down the canteen.

351
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,167
And he burned down the cabin.

352
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,567
But they were both accidents.

353
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,633
Got insurance?

354
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:10,667
Yeah.

355
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,709
Get the kid to
burn down my house

356
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,500
so I don't have to
worry about the wire.

357
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,133
That I would love to do.

358
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,767
I would love to do that.

359
00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,567
Thanks again for doing this.

360
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,900
Listen, it's fine.

361
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,076
But, I've gotta
tell you something.

362
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,066
I've got 10 minutes,
tops, that's it.

363
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,066
Because, I gotta get to school,

364
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,300
the whole thing, okay, really.

365
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,300
( Clearing throat )

366
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,967
Who is it?

367
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,833
It's Larry David.

368
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,600
Larry?

369
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,767
Are you by yourself?

370
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,967
No, I'm with Julia.

371
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,067
Jul...

372
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,767
Oh, my.

373
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,167
Are you okay?

374
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,833
Oh, my god.

375
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:55,533
Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
this is Phyllis.

376
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,467
Weinstock, Phyllis weinstock.

377
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,733
Hi, it's nice to meet you.

378
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:01,267
Are you okay?

379
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,467
Yes and no.

380
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,833
Oh, dear.

381
00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:06,500
Yes and no.

382
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,933
My cat died.

383
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,567
My cat died.

384
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,567
Oh.

385
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,567
Please come in, please come in.

386
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,067
Please sit down,
please, please, please.

387
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,967
Where's Dean?

388
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:23,067
Dean's with Jeff.

389
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,409
What do you mean,
why is he with Jeff?

390
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,500
Who is Jeff?

391
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,667
Jeff's my manager.

392
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,800
Yeah, Jeff crane,
he's with Jeff.

393
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,133
He called, he said,

394
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,267
I'll be home in
20 or 25 minutes.

395
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,667
Don't let them leave.

396
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,367
And I said,
don't worry about that.

397
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,667
I can't it here
this long, really.

398
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,367
This is just bad timing for me.

399
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,300
I've got to get out...

400
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,433
I'm so sorry about your cat.

401
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:55,367
Yeah, and it's tail
has been trapped

402
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,633
when the gardener came over,

403
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:02,100
it had been trapped
in the lawnmower...

404
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,167
God.

405
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,167
Poor kitty.

406
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,200
You know what, I don't
wanna talk about mittens.

407
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,733
I've got a better idea.

408
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,700
Hey, brainstorm.

409
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,667
Phyllis has just had a complete,

410
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,233
I don't know why
I didn't think of this.

411
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:17,267
Camcorder.

412
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,700
I'm getting the camcorder.

413
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:20,433
No, don't get a camcorder.

414
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,800
Please, don't.

415
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,300
Okay, I thought that the husband

416
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,800
was supposed to be here.

417
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,500
Isn't he supposed to be here?

418
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,300
Is he the one we're
supposed to meet?

419
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,943
Yeah, he's the one
we're supposed to meet.

420
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,167
It's just another 10 minutes.

421
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,209
Because, Larry, I'm not kidding.

422
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,967
I've got to get to the school...

423
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,700
This is just so outrageous.

424
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,233
Do you know this woman?

425
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:39,567
I've met her once before.

426
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,100
She came over my house,
I told you.

427
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,800
You are living next to...

428
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:45,066
Another 10 minutes
with this lunatic...

429
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,100
She's a lunatic.

430
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,500
She's a total lunatic.

431
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,367
Oh, god.

432
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,733
Oh, this is good,
this is good...

433
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,200
Hi, Julia.

434
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,400
Talk.

435
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,367
You know, I don't mean
to be a party pooper,

436
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,067
but I'm not really crazy
about those camcorders.

437
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,066
You wanna ask Larry
something on the machine?

438
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,933
Okay, just let me get, okay...

439
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,100
Tell me about Jerry Seinfeld,

440
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:12,300
and, he dates those young girls.

441
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,900
Well, he's a eunuch.

442
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,267
Yes.

443
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:19,367
His testicles were cut off
when he was about 13,

444
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,567
because he was in
the Beth shalom choir.

445
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,066
And that's what he wanted to be,

446
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,100
he was a choir boy.

447
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,433
Julia, is that true?

448
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,743
Does he really
have no testicles?

449
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,933
You know, I gotta tell ya,

450
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:33,200
I don't have any fucking idea.

451
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,433
I think that's enough.

452
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,100
Dean's gonna love this.

453
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,100
Uh, Larry...

454
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:42,833
I think I'm gonna
call Jeff, okay?

455
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,267
Okay, good idea.

456
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,767
( Julia ) your manager?

457
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,167
Could you make it quick,

458
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200
and tell him I've
got a time thing.

459
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,333
Julia, over here.

460
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:57,100
Hey, what time did Dean leave?

461
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,533
He didn't leave,
he's still here.

462
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,533
What?

463
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,933
He's still here.

464
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,600
He's still there?!

465
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,176
What the hell are you
doing over there?

466
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,167
He's supposed to be here!

467
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,200
I can't kick him out,

468
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,267
we've got business to do.

469
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,809
What do you mean,
you're doing business?

470
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,243
I've got Julia Louis-Dreyfus
at his house,

471
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,733
we're waiting for him!

472
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,233
I gotta go, he's charging me...

473
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,533
Oh, this is ridiculous.

474
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,733
Okay, we're gonna
have to get going.

475
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:20,800
Oh, no.

476
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:21,843
Dean's still at the office.

477
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:22,900
You're kidding me.

478
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:23,933
You're kidding?

479
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,066
Alright.

480
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,200
( Larry ) what's going on here?

481
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,633
( Julia ) this is so unusual.

482
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,367
You know what?
I'm gonna get this.

483
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,433
Oh, great!

484
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:32,433
What is all this?

485
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:34,633
I'm an antique jewelry dealer.

486
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,066
You didn't know that.

487
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,066
Can I see that for a second?

488
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,700
Julia just fell in love with it.

489
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,743
( Julia ) I'm in love with it.

490
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,167
I can't believe it.

491
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,609
I gotta tell you,
I just love jewelry.

492
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,833
This is the same bracelet

493
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,167
I was gonna buy for my wife,

494
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:53,100
but, I got in a fight
with Richard Lewis...

495
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,400
I was gonna get this.

496
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,833
I've never turned a piece
of jewelry around this fast.

497
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,066
I love it...

498
00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:00,600
love it, thank you.

499
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:03,500
Oh, I have a check from
Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

500
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,067
( Julia ) that's so pretty.

501
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,133
I guess Julia will
have to come back over.

502
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,467
You'll have to arrange
another meeting.

503
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,633
Are you out of your mind now?

504
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,867
Get Julia back over there?

505
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,933
You think I'm gonna
ask her again to do this?

506
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,300
We're not gonna give up
on it just like that.

507
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,573
Well, I'm not asking her again.

508
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,300
You wanna ask her,
you go ask her.

509
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,633
I'm not asking
her again, that's it.

510
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,833
Larry, do you not
even care about me?

511
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,800
I love you, I care
very much about you,

512
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,400
but, I have a
friendship with Julia.

513
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,400
I can't impose more
on that friendship.

514
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,066
She's already done
this favor for me.

515
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,133
Don't you understand?

516
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,533
It would not kill you to
just make a phone call

517
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,433
and ask her if
she could reschedule.

518
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:43,900
Where's my pad?

519
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,133
What?

520
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,233
I can't find my pad.

521
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,867
Your little pad?

522
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,467
Yeah, my little brown pad.

523
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,333
That you write your
ideas down on?

524
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,933
I don't know where that is.

525
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:58,367
Where the hell's my pad?

526
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,500
Jesus!

527
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,200
What did I do with that?

528
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,467
Oh!

529
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,900
I think I left it
in Julia's house

530
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,667
when I talked to her about Dean.

531
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,133
I took it out in her kitchen.

532
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,300
That's the last time I used it.

533
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,066
Well, then, why don't
you call her tomorrow,

534
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,567
and you can ask her about...

535
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,233
Wait, what time is it?

536
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,300
It's 10 to 10.

537
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,567
What time is the cut off?

538
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,633
Cut off's 10, 10 minutes
before the cut off.

539
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,300
No problem, I'm right in there.

540
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,400
No, you're pushing it.

541
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,467
I'm not pushing,
two minutes is pushing.

542
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,867
10 minutes is not pushing.

543
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,333
That's not a push.

544
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,333
That is right in the wheelhouse.

545
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,633
I have 10 minutes
before the cut off time.

546
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,633
Hi, Julia.

547
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,767
Oh, I'm so sorry.

548
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,733
No, it's 10 to.

549
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,267
Really?

550
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,600
I gotta tell you, I never
heard of a 9:30 cut off.

551
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,367
Hi.

552
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,467
Hi.

553
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,800
I'm sorry about this.

554
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,993
It'll take me two seconds
and I'll be out of your hair.

555
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,200
( Clearing throat )

556
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,700
I don't have it, though.

557
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,067
It's not here.

558
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,067
Well, hi, Brad.

559
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:19,433
Hey, sorry for
coming over so late,

560
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,533
but this pad is
really important.

561
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,267
You sure you haven't seen it?

562
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,367
It's brown, it's got
like a black trim, no?

563
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,533
Uh uh.

564
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,943
I'll just take a quick
look in the kitchen.

565
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,243
I'll be out of
your hair in a second.

566
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:33,133
I'll just take a quick look.

567
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,476
Also, I'm sorry about
calling so late,

568
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,100
but, I thought
the cut off time was...

569
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,066
10:00.

570
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,100
No, it's not.

571
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,333
It's 9:30 for us.

572
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:45,233
Most people have
a 10:00 or 10:30 cut off.

573
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:46,633
I think 9:30 with kids...

574
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,167
Seems like an early
cut off to me.

575
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,200
It's pretty standard...

576
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,833
And for visitors,
it's more like 9:00.

577
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:54,900
Yeah.

578
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,567
That's the telephone drawer,

579
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,833
so, there's not gonna
be anything in there.

580
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:01,767
And those are my notes,

581
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,600
and, these are
my bills and stuff.

582
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,543
( Brad ) I looked pretty
carefully in here, Larry.

583
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,867
It's not in the kitchen.

584
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,367
Of course, those are cookbooks.

585
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,133
Larry...

586
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,433
Sorry, okay.

587
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:17,767
It's definitely not...

588
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,066
You know, sometimes...

589
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,067
Those are napkins.

590
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:22,200
We'll look carefully
tomorrow, Larry.

591
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,600
And those are more placemats.

592
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,066
You know, I'm gonna
check the patio

593
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,633
because that's
where we were talking.

594
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,100
It may have dropped out of
my pocket or something.

595
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,867
Want me to kick him out?

596
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,109
How are you gonna kick him out?

597
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,633
I'll just make a joke.

598
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,533
If you can make a joke,
but don't make this awkward.

599
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,300
Okay, I realize where it is.

600
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,767
I made a phone call
in that office.

601
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,167
In my office?

602
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,300
You know, I was working
there all day, Larry.

603
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,800
It's really not in there.

604
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,067
( Julia ) Larry...

605
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,367
Larry, what the hell
are you doing?

606
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,333
( Larry ) no, that's
where I was sitting.

607
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,066
This is bad, this is not good.

608
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,467
( Arguing )

609
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,700
What are you doing?!

610
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,800
Mommy?

611
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,233
Bobby? Oh, great!

612
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,633
And we had a helluva time
putting him to bed.

613
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,767
( Larry ) I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

614
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,100
What are you doing,
it's so late?

615
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:12,867
Did you find a little brown pad,

616
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,033
it has little black
trimming on the side?

617
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,333
( Brad ) Larry, go home, please.

618
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,533
Bobby, nobody's angry with you.

619
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,367
Larry, go, okay?

620
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,633
Just go!

621
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,767
Larry, go!

622
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,933
If we find it, we will
bring it over, okay.

623
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,000
See ya.

624
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,200
What was that?

625
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,100
Do you think I can call
New York right now?

626
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,267
I'm gonna call Seinfeld.

627
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,833
I gotta tell him about this.

628
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,107
What's the cut off on New York?

629
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,167
I don't know.

630
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,333
About midnight.

631
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,433
No, forget it, these are
extenuating circumstances.

632
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,843
I'm coming up there
in just a second.

633
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,433
Mommy's gotta call
Jerry Seinfeld

634
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:46,676
and then I'll be right up there.

635
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,333
He's not gonna believe it.

636
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,100
( Susie ) I just can't believe

637
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,467
that I have to deal with this!

638
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,933
He has ransacked
our entire house!

639
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,333
Do you know what
he took, Jeffrey?

640
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,433
Do you wanna know what
this little shit took?

641
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,733
He took our wedding video, okay?

642
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,066
You weren't even thinking!

643
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,133
You know why?

644
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,200
'Cause you're a fat,
fucking asshole,

645
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,433
that's what you are.

646
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,066
This is not my problem,
this is your problem,

647
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,400
do you understand that?

648
00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:12,800
I'm pissed, Jeffrey!

649
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,667
I am pissed,
because my whole life

650
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,567
is now in shambles!

651
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,733
I've had it with you,
I've just had it with you!

652
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,400
Hey!

653
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,500
Hello.

654
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,333
Oh, this is great,
this is all we need,

655
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,109
"Mr. wake me up in
the middle of the night"!

656
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,533
What the fuck
are you doing here?

657
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:29,267
Jeff and I were gonna play

658
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,700
the new computer golf game.

659
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:32,066
Oh, were you really?

660
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,443
Well, let me tell you
something, Larry.

661
00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:35,733
Jeff's computer
golf game is gone!

662
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:37,133
The computer's gone!

663
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,500
The t.V.'S gone,
the new DVD player's gone.

664
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,933
Everything's gone!

665
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,367
My wedding video is gone

666
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,667
because your fat,
fuck manager over here

667
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,400
let an asshole kid
into our house, okay?

668
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,667
You happy?

669
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,367
All gone!

670
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,433
It's not his fault.

671
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:53,667
Who's fault is it, Jeffrey?

672
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,709
I know it's not Larry's fault.

673
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:55,933
It's the kid's fault.

674
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:57,066
No, I don't think
it's the kid's fault.

675
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,066
I'm gonna get him!

676
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,143
Oh, you're going to get him?!

677
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,667
Look at you, you're pathetic.

678
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,367
And, Larry, by the way,

679
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,333
what the fuck was that about,

680
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,133
calling at 10:20 at night
the other day, huh?

681
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,267
I thought the cut off was 10:30.

682
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,343
You know, I have
trouble sleeping?

683
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:13,333
No.

684
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:14,333
Yes, you do.

685
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,433
Don't know that.

686
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:18,300
You never told him
about my trouble sleeping?

687
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,800
The cut off is 10:00!

688
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,800
10:00.

689
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,867
A lotta things to do
during the day,

690
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,867
once I go to sleep,

691
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,533
then I have to take a Xanax!

692
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:28,133
I was crazy that night, okay?

693
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,700
You have a 10:00 cut off, okay.

694
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,533
It seems reasonable,
a 10:00 cut off.

695
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:32,733
Please respect that.

696
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,533
And, while I'm on the subject,

697
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,067
who is this schmuck,
fuck-faced lawyer

698
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,633
you set us up with?!

699
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:40,100
I could see how one
could interpret that

700
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,500
as a serious error in judgment.

701
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,500
I would say that
that's quite correct.

702
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,267
I would say that's
even an understatement

703
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,540
because that guy is costing us,

704
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,867
how much money, Jeff?

705
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,533
How much is he costing us?

706
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:51,067
Larry, should I be
upset about this?

707
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,776
They're just things, we
can replace all of them.

708
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,900
We can replace everything.

709
00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:55,143
There's things we can't replace.

710
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,476
What about
my grandmother's brooch,

711
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,509
that she brought
over from Russia?

712
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:58,733
Did he take it?

713
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,267
I'm gonna go check
that right now.

714
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,633
She brought it over
from Russia from a pogrom.

715
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:03,733
She was in steerage.

716
00:23:03,767 --> 00:23:05,667
If that's gone,
I'm gonna be hysterical.

717
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,233
She worked hard all her life

718
00:23:08,267 --> 00:23:09,967
to give that to me!

719
00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:13,067
I'm sorry you walked in on that.

720
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,467
No, no, don't, please.

721
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,467
Goodbye.

722
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,567
No, no, please, I'm begging you.

723
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,767
Just stay here.

724
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,767
I can't stay here.

725
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,066
No, no, trust me.

726
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,300
That fucking brooch
better not be missing.

727
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,100
( Susie ) it's gone!

728
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:27,800
It's gone, you fucking,
motherfucking!

729
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:28,833
I'll kill you, Jeff!

730
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,200
You're a cocksucker

731
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,500
motherfucker!

732
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,933
My grandmother's brooch
is missing.

733
00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:35,833
I could not replace this item.

734
00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:38,267
How would you feel if something
you cared about was missing?

735
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,233
You don't give a shit
about anything!

736
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:41,300
My baseball cards.

737
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,800
Alright, see, now,
it's not so funny anymore.

738
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:46,333
Mickey mantle
might not be there.

739
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,067
( Yelling )

740
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,500
( Jeff ) will you shut up?

741
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,067
( Susie ) oh, fuck you!

742
00:23:58,933 --> 00:24:00,066
Larry?

743
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:01,633
Hey!

744
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:02,633
Hey.

745
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,709
Ooh, ooh, stay right there.

746
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,743
I wanna show you something.

747
00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:05,767
You got my pad?

748
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,876
No, no, no, it's even better.

749
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,133
You're not gonna believe this.

750
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,233
I went by that
jewelry store on Wilshire

751
00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:12,433
and I found that bracelet.

752
00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:13,500
Can you believe it?

753
00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:14,533
This thing?

754
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:15,576
Yeah, is that unbelievable?

755
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,700
The same store on Wilshire?

756
00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,567
That's where Julia...
I don't get it.

757
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,240
I was so excited,
I bought it right there.

758
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:21,576
What are they,
knocking these things off?

759
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,567
Listen, I've got to get running.

760
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
I've got a meeting.

761
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:24,743
Will you put that away from me?

762
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,066
You know, I can't find
that pad anywhere.

763
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,100
Oh, no.

764
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,509
I went to Starbucks,
they don't have it.

765
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,500
I went to the gas station.

766
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:31,333
I'll help you look
when I get back, bye.

767
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:32,667
Bye.

768
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,133
[ Doorbell ]

769
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,433
Hey.

770
00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:46,467
Hi.

771
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,500
Hi, come on in.

772
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:48,533
How are you?

773
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:49,567
Good.

774
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,633
How you doing?

775
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,167
I'm okay, okay.

776
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,233
Listen, I am so sorry
about last night.

777
00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,767
That was just so insane,

778
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,933
I completely apologize.

779
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:01,967
That was crazy.

780
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,233
But, that pad is
just so important.

781
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:06,500
It has, like, nine months
of ideas in there...

782
00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:08,667
Like I have wasted
nine months of my life...

783
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,633
When you were looking
around last night,

784
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:15,500
did you see my bracelet?

785
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,333
Because I can't
find my bracelet.

786
00:25:17,367 --> 00:25:19,133
You know the bracelet
that you like?

787
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:20,700
Yeah.

788
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:22,533
You didn't see it?

789
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,333
No, but you know
what's interesting,

790
00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:29,667
Cheryl actually, was just...

791
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,200
Jesus Christ.

792
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,800
This really looks bad,
I know it does.

793
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:37,967
This is my bracelet.

794
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:39,709
Cheryl bought the same
bracelet that you...

795
00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:40,867
Oh, Larry.

796
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,367
Julia, I swear to you, I didn't.

797
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,967
Why are you doing this?

798
00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:46,133
I'm not doing anything,
I didn't take your bracelet.

799
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,443
That's Cheryl's bracelet, Julia.

800
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,367
You keep the bracelet now.

801
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,067
I don't want it in my house.

802
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,567
Hey, Dean, come on in.

803
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,167
Dean, look, it's
Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

804
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,367
Remember? This is Dean!

805
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,200
We went over his
house the other day.

806
00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:00,300
It's Julia.

807
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,300
This is fantastic.

808
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,700
I can't believe
we're actually meeting.

809
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:04,900
Like, this is great.

810
00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:06,967
You were supposed
to come the other day

811
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,367
and you didn't show up?

812
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400
Okay, can I tell you
something, my friend?

813
00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:13,633
When you make
appointments, keep it!

814
00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:16,200
Because now I'm busy, and
I can't talk to you anymore.

815
00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:17,233
Julia...

816
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:19,100
Keep your appointments!

817
00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,267
I think I'm nauseous.

818
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,633
She's certainly a lot
different on television.

819
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,533
Hey, you know what,
she's mad at me, not you.

820
00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:30,900
Don't take that personally.

821
00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:33,900
That has nothing,
nothing to do with you.

822
00:26:33,933 --> 00:26:35,633
Okay, nothing!

823
00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:37,067
It's me.

824
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,433
The point is you met her.

825
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,533
You met Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

826
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:43,633
Come on, you met Julia.

827
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,200
That's what you wanted,
you met her.

828
00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:46,700
Isn't that fantastic?

829
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,300
I think that's great.

830
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,567
That was terrible.

831
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,700
That was like,
maybe an encounter,

832
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,967
but, that's not a meeting.

833
00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:56,066
I don't what you're quibbling
about semantics here.

834
00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:57,400
You did meet her.

835
00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,100
It was an unpleasant meeting,

836
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,833
it wasn't a long meeting,

837
00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:04,066
but it was, nevertheless,
a meeting.

838
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:07,400
Okay, we have,
a divergence of opinion.

839
00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:09,200
This happens all
the time in law.

840
00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:11,066
It's like, one person
sees it one way,

841
00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:12,309
another person
sees it another way.

842
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,433
You saw that as a meeting.

843
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,800
I just saw that as
a horrible moment in my life.

844
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,833
Okay, get out.

845
00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:22,066
Well, there was
a reason I came over.

846
00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:23,067
Thank you.

847
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,367
I found this.

848
00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:30,633
Does that look familiar
at all to you?

849
00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:31,833
Is that...

850
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:32,943
Yeah, where'd you get this?

851
00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:34,233
It was in my house.

852
00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:36,067
It was under a cushion
by the chair.

853
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,100
I was just wondering
if that was yours.

854
00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:42,967
Yeah, thank you, thank you.

855
00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,833
There's a reward
involved in that.

856
00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:47,500
Just look right in
the front part.

857
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:51,667
It says $500 to the person
who returns this to l. David.

858
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:55,066
I put two and two together and
thought the "I" stood for Larry.

859
00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:56,100
Is that right?

860
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,400
I'll get a check, Sherlock.

861
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,067
Perfect, check is fine.

862
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,733
Maybe you can get yourself
a new sweater.

863
00:28:01,733 --> 00:28:03,900
It's "ei"

864
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,300
weinstock.

865
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:27,067
Captions copyright 2000
home box office

866
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:32,066
a division of time Warner
entertainment company, l.P.

867
00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:40,067
Captioned by
hbo communications center

868
00:28:42,067 --> 00:28:50,067
captioned by
hbo communications center