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( Whispering )

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I'm so sorry.

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Thank you so much for coming.

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It's so good to see you.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you.

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( Female ) oh, gosh,
thank you, thank you.

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Larry, I'm so sorry
about your aunt.

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Oh, you know what?
It was Cheryl's aunt.

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But thank you.

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Did you fly in from Florida?

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No, no, no,

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her sister and her sister's
boyfriend and her parents flew in.

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I live here.

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Oh, I see.

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Condolences.

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Nice service.

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Yeah.

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Thanks for the hotel room.

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I appreciate that.

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Please, my pleasure.

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It's, uh, I was gonna ask you,

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is that mini bar,

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is that included
with the whole thing?

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Sure, whatever you want.

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Oh, great.

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Yeah, help yourself.

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Some M&M's, you know, toblerone.

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I don't drink.

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It's chocolate.

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How's, uh, how's
Cheryl holding up?

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I think she's okay.

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Yeah.

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Cut my finger this morning
trying to put that, uh,

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make a hole in my belt.

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So I must have
lost weight or something.

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It's killing me.

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Well, uh, it's a good family.

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Yeah, they're very nice.

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Becky's a nice girl, right?

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Becky? Yeah, she's a doll,
she's really sweet.

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How, how long
did you date before

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you and Cheryl got married?

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Not that long, really.

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We were friends for awhile
and then, you know,

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after we had intercourse
we got married very quickly.

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Becky really
wants to get married.

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And uh, I'm just not,
I'm not into it.

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And, uh, the day
that we got the call,

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I was actually gonna break up,

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I was over there
to break up with Becky.

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Holy cow, so you flew out here

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and you wanted
to already be free.

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I missed it...

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Like, by five minutes.

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Oh, my gosh.

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And then you couldn't do it
after she killed herself.

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What do think would be
the appropriate time

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for somebody
to wait 'til they...?

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Uh-huh.

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'Til I tell her?

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If it was her mother,
I would say you'd have to

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go back on the plane
and wait maybe six days.

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A week.

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For an aunt?

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For an aunt who doesn't
even live where you live,

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who you don't see that often,

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I think you could do it
when you get home,

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when you get back,
when you get back to Florida.

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What should I say? I mean...

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Just tell her you're not happy.

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That's very good, that works.

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I've never actually used it
myself, but I think it works.

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Okay.

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I've got a breath
problem, what...?

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No, I thought I saw
a bug, that's creepy.

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Aright, listen, we never had
this conversation, by the way.

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No.

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Okay?

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I won't say anything.

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( Fly buzzing )

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Thanks for your advice.

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Wow, I think I got the heat, uh,

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turned down a bit.

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What were you and Craig
talking about?

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Louise.

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Is he okay?

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Oh, yeah.

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You would be very surprised
how broken up he is about this.

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He's been very,
very quiet for several days.

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That's so sweet.

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The service was wonderful,
wasn't it?

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Yeah, it worked out nicely.

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Well, thank you.

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You know what?
Hey, listen, you guys, um,

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I want you to know
if you want to stay

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a couple of extra days
in the house,

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that's fine,
don't worry about it.

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You could stay another day
in the hotel.

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Oh, that's really nice.

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Stay there a night or two.

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Yeah, one night.

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That would be nice,
because we hate flying.

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Neither of us like to fly.

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Yeah, hey, nobody likes to fly.

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I don't even like to drive.

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And I don't like walking.

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So occasionally,
I don't really know

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what mode of transportation to...

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I don't know if we can
do anything about this,

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but we were a little upset
that there was no obituary.

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Oh, wow, I didn't even
think of that.

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Like she didn't have
a life out here, you know?

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It sort of makes it real.

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You know, my friend,
uh, my manager

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actually knows
somebody at the paper.

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I'll bet I could get
something in there for you.

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That would be so good.

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That'd be really sweet.

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You know what?
I'll write it myself.

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I'll take care
of the whole thing.

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No problem.

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There's anything
you want to add,

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you just tell me about it,
and I'll get it in.

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It's not gonna be funny, is it?

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Mom, please.

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( Mom ) well, that's
what he does.

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No, it's not gonna be funny.

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It'll be very tasteful
and appropriate.

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Don't worry, it'll be fine.

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He's just a writer,
he can do anything.

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Thank you so much.

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We love you, Larry.

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I love you, too.

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Hey.

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Hey!

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Sorry I'm late.

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Hey, it's understandable.

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It's very hard to extricate
myself from Warner's.

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Why are you still
wearing the tie?

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You don't have to
wear it anymore.

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I don't know.

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If I didn't have to, I wouldn't.

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Well, I mean, once
you've got the outfit on,

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you might as well just
wear it to its completion.

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Maintain the outfit.

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"To its completion."

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Yeah.

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Hey, so you think
you can take care of this,

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this obituary thing?

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Really? Done deal, man.

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4:00 is the deadline.

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You get it to me by 4:00
and I'll get it to him.

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I'll fax it over.

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No problem. Thanks so much.

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Very nice of you.

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Oh, well, it's my pleasure.

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That'll score some big points
with the family.

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How did she die?

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Killed herself.

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No, she didn't.

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Killed herself...

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Why?

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Why? Nobody knows,
she didn't leave a note.

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That is so rude, isn't that?

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That's really rude.

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I mean, if you leave
your house for 10 minutes

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to go get a container of milk,

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you tell somebody
where you went, don't you?

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I leave my wife a note
before I go anywhere.

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Yeah, would it have killed her
to leave a note?

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I don't know.

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Uh, my mom's in town
with my dad.

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It's her birthday.

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It'd be great,

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considering all that's gone down
between you and my parents,

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if, for my mom's birthday, you got her
a little gift, a little something.

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Doesn't matter what it is,
it's a nice gesture.

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It really is.

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Any ideas?

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No.

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Okay.

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Good.

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Hey, let's do this
obituary thing, okay?

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Alright.

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You have a pad?

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Okay. Yeah, I got a pad.

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Um, Louise hoenin.

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H-o-e-n-i-n.

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Devoted sister,

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beloved aunt.

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Died of undisclosed causes...

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It only took us about
20 minutes, door to door.

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Did very well.

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( Male ) yeah, that's unusual.

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I wasn't worried

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because I have unlimited
mileage on my rental car.

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I wouldn't care how long it was.

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( Male ) that's good.

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We were surprised the freeway
was virtually empty.

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You can really get stuck
in traffic for hours.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes it gets so bad
you can hardly breathe.

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I'm glad I don't live here.

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Do you think Becky's
coming down pretty soon?

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Oh, I think so.

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She's been on the phone
all morning with her, uh,

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boyfriend, well,
now her ex-boyfriend.

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He broke up with her
last night and...

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Isn't that awful?

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I mean, what kind of timing...
It's unbelievable.

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( Female ) lousy.

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So I think I'm gonna
go out for awhile.

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Is that okay?

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Where are you going?

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I was thinking about
playing some golf.

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Are you joking?

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Well, I'm not contributing
anything here.

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Yes, you are. I'm detracting.

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I'm a minus here,
I'm not a plus.

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If your aunt died,

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I would be right by your side
to support you.

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Hey, if my aunt killed herself,

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I would be encouraging you
to leave the house.

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I'd say go, go have some fun.

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You don't have to
stay here and mourn.

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I would keep you
around to mourn?

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You're not going golfing.

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Well, I know we're all
going to miss Louise.

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Oh, yeah.

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Very much so.

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Mm-hmm.

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But we have to continue.

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We must go on.

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( Larry ) we must go on.

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Can't go on.

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Must go on.

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Well, you know,
laughter is a great healer

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and you've gotta have a smile.

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You know, you get over
a lot of things that way.

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Yeah, I once performed
for Norman cousins

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in his hospital room
when he was on his deathbed.

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He requested me
to do five minutes.

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And, uh, I bombed, actually,

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and he got much worse

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and he had to watch
some Marx brothers movies

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to actually
resuscitate him, but...

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You know who's funny?
That carrot top.

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Have you seen that guy?

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He comes on the tonight show
once in awhile.

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Big mop of red hair.

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Oh, my gosh!

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The obituary!
Do we have the paper?

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Oh, yeah, we want
to look at that.

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Okay.

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I'll go get the paper.

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No, don't you bother,
I've got the car.

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You don't even know where it is.

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I have unlimited mileage,
I can drive anywhere.

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No, he knows what he's doing.

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It's right around the corner,
he'll find it.

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I'm sure he will.

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Gives him pleasure
to use the rental car.

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Mm-hmm.

265
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,100
You could move over
a little bit now

266
00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,933
because he's not
sitting there anymore.

267
00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,066
Get a little more room here.

268
00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:49,467
Oh, that's okay.

269
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:54,533
These are pretty good.

270
00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:55,967
Yeah.

271
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,367
How many do you think I can
get in my mouth at one time?

272
00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,433
Six.

273
00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:00,467
You say six?

274
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500
( Female ) five.

275
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,067
Three, four.

276
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:12,100
( As Brando ) look what
they did to my Santino.

277
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,933
Gladys, George...

278
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,000
Look what they did.

279
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,067
Oh, sugar.

280
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,800
Oh, no, Becky.

281
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,233
Oh, no.

282
00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:21,933
Oh, my gosh.

283
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:25,667
Oh, what did he say?
What happened?

284
00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:29,133
He just kept repeating something
about not being happy.

285
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,967
We could've worked through that.

286
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000
The nerve of this guy!

287
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,067
Jerk.

288
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,833
What kind of timing is this?

289
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,300
I just buried my aunt!

290
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,300
I know.

291
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,233
And he breaks up with me?

292
00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:41,900
You don't do that
to somebody, no.

293
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,267
That's so awful.

294
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,933
I mean, he really loved me.

295
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,700
Yeah.

296
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,800
Did he say anything to you?

297
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,467
I know how much he likes you,
I just thought maybe...

298
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,033
No, we just, uh, you know,

299
00:10:57,067 --> 00:11:00,733
he talked about aunt Louise
and, the mini bar.

300
00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:03,167
The mini bar?

301
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,633
Oh, gosh, oh, gosh.

302
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,600
This is ridiculous.

303
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:10,200
Where are you going?

304
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,833
I've got to get a birthday
present for Jeff's mother.

305
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,833
I'm sorry, I forgot,
today's her birthday.

306
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:18,067
I'll be right back, I'm sorry.

307
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,467
Oh, god, alright, I'm gonna
be back in 20 minutes.

308
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,900
Everybody, everybody
stay here, okay?

309
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,800
Gladys, you're here,
okay, Barbara?

310
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,600
George, right here.

311
00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,633
Gladys, I'll be right back.

312
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,066
I'm just gonna
get a birthday present.

313
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,567
Half an hour at...
40 minutes at the most.

314
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,233
45 minutes.

315
00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,633
( Sobbing )

316
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,133
Um, I'd like to buy
a pair of sunglasses.

317
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,400
It's a birthday present.

318
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:48,433
Okay.

319
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,066
For my friend's mother.

320
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,076
Oh, this one I like a lot.

321
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,133
These are great.

322
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,066
Elizabeth Taylor
wears these glasses.

323
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:56,767
The exact same glasses.
You're kidding!

324
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,876
Let me see that
mirror over there.

325
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,066
They're very in vogue right now.

326
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,300
They are? Yeah, absolutely.

327
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,300
You see why? Oh, yeah.

328
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,367
I like that.

329
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,467
I think they're perfect.

330
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,467
Beautiful.

331
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,467
Alright.

332
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,467
Really?

333
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,467
Yeah, sure, come on.

334
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,467
Alright, let me get you a case.

335
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,800
I don't fool around.

336
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,643
Give you a case, I'll throw
in some lens cleaner.

337
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,909
How would you like
to pay for these?

338
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,133
Okay. Credit card.

339
00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,967
Um, can you gift wrap these?

340
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,400
No, I'm sorry, we don't wrap.

341
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:25,933
Well, how would one go about
getting this gift wrapped?

342
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:28,167
Get some wrapping paper
and wrap it.

343
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,467
Okay, where would I
get the paper?

344
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,267
You know, there's
a card store upstairs.

345
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,667
You could maybe go there.

346
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,833
And what about, would they have,
you need a scissor, too, right?

347
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,633
A scissor.

348
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,476
You need a scissor to cut the
paper, right? And also...

349
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,533
To cut the paper, yeah.

350
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,100
And scotch tape, too, right?

351
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,133
Right.

352
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,533
Do they sell all that
in the same store?

353
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:48,633
No, I don't believe they do.

354
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,833
You could check.

355
00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,433
And you might want to...

356
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:55,067
If you're gonna go get that
stuff, you might wanna get a bow.

357
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,233
And a card.

358
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:59,367
A bow and a card?

359
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,133
Well, yeah, so she knows
who the gift is from.

360
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,376
I'm gonna be
handing her the gift.

361
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,609
Isn't it obvious who it's from?

362
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,176
You don't have to have a card,
I'm just saying.

363
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,500
What a process this is,
a bow and a card...

364
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:11,943
Where do you get
the bow and the card?

365
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:14,733
Is that in the same store as the
scissor and the scotch tape?

366
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,800
No, the card...

367
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,513
How many stores
are we talking about here?

368
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,367
I really don't know.

369
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:26,600
Boy, this is very complicated.

370
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,333
( Loud chattering )

371
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,900
( Chattering stops )

372
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,667
What?

373
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,267
What, what?

374
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,567
What?! We got a
paper, that's what.

375
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,667
"Devoted sister, beloved cunt"?!

376
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,600
Huh?

377
00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,333
That's what you put
in the paper?

378
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,066
This is a typo.

379
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,933
That's aunt, it should be aunt!

380
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,543
Did Jeff look at this
before he turned it in?

381
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,066
No, they have proofreaders
at these papers!

382
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:07,400
The woman leads a decent life
and this is how she ends up?

383
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,900
"Beloved cunt"?!

384
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,067
Oh!

385
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,367
My wife is upset!

386
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,533
I'm just glad you weren't
in charge of the headstone!

387
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,867
I meant beloved aunt,
not beloved cunt!

388
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:17,933
Larry.

389
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:18,967
Don't keep saying it!

390
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067
Please.

391
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,500
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

392
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,333
( Muffled yelling )

393
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:25,700
It's a typo.

394
00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:28,700
Don't you see? It's a typo!

395
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:32,133
It's a typo, it's aunt!

396
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,467
Cheryl!

397
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,133
Larry...

398
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,800
Hey, Larry, excuse me
for a second, Cheryl.

399
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,233
I just got off the phone
with Craig and I, uh,

400
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,667
wanted to run this by you,
see if it rings any bells.

401
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,933
"It wasn't her mother who died,
it was just her aunt.

402
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,567
"You should break up
with her today.

403
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,833
You don't look happy,
you should break up!"

404
00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,233
What?

405
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,600
Yeah, that's what he said!

406
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:55,533
Oh, my god, did you tell Craig
to break up with Becky?

407
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,100
He talked to me at the funeral,

408
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:59,309
but I told him to wait 'til
he got back to Tallahassee!

409
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,400
I didn't say to do it
last night at the wake!

410
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,867
Oh, well, never mind!

411
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,833
What is the matter with you?!

412
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,267
He's a bad guy,
I was doing you a favor!

413
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,700
Okay, Larry, I think
you should just leave!

414
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,867
You mean for tonight?

415
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,267
At least, please.

416
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,500
I am sorry.

417
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,167
Cheryl,

418
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,900
you know how I can
get this gift wrapped?

419
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:50,833
Hey, let me ask you something.

420
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,733
How would one go about
getting this gift wrapped?

421
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:58,433
Um, well, uh, if you, uh,

422
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,533
do you have the paper?

423
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,200
No, I don't have anything.

424
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,867
You could probably go to
a stationary store.

425
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,940
Yeah, stationary store
for the scissor and the tape,

426
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,066
but you gotta go
someplace else for the paper.

427
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,776
Yeah, depending on
what kind of paper you want.

428
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,433
I don't give a shit,
any kind of paper.

429
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:14,933
Well then you should probably
go to, like, a party store,

430
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,066
where you can get
gift wrapping paper,

431
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,200
at, like, a party store.

432
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,333
But they don't have
the tape and scissor.

433
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:20,433
I don't know, they might,

434
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,667
I wouldn't bet on it,
I would bring my own.

435
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,809
Well, let me ask you a question.

436
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,400
If I brought
the scissor and the tape

437
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,633
to this party store
that you're talking about...

438
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,676
Right, they have
the paper there.

439
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,233
Would they wrap it for me?

440
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,267
They might,
honesty, I don't know

441
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,900
because my wife
wraps everything.

442
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,700
But if you bring it with you,
if you have it there,

443
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,066
maybe they... I don't know,

444
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,900
if you just
tip them or something.

445
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,767
Hey, let me ask you something.

446
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,500
How would you go about getting
something like this gift wrapped?

447
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,467
Just go to a hallmark
or something.

448
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,733
Yeah, stationary store.

449
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,200
That's for the paper, right?

450
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,509
But they don't have
the scissors and the tape.

451
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,500
Yeah, they will.

452
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,633
They got scissors and tape?

453
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,333
Yeah. Really?

454
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,800
Ribbon and bows and cards.

455
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,876
Yeah, they have
everything there.

456
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,667
So, hallmark has
that whole thing there?

457
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,133
Where's the hallmark?

458
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,067
I don't know.

459
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,200
( Male ) you gotta fix
this pump over here.

460
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:12,133
Alright, forget it,
I'm all done here.

461
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:15,067
You don't know
where the hallmark is.

462
00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:23,433
So, mom, I thought maybe
tomorrow if you're up to it,

463
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,066
we'd go to the outlet center.

464
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,267
Alright.

465
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,333
Hi! Look who's here.

466
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,733
Hello.

467
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:30,767
Larry, hi.

468
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,767
Hi.

469
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,767
Be nice.

470
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,767
Hi.

471
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800
Hi.

472
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,833
Happy birthday.

473
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,300
( Jeff ) hey!

474
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,133
( Wife ) that was sweet of you.

475
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,967
What kind of present is that?
Not wrapped nicely.

476
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,967
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

477
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,700
I looked in stores, I couldn't
find any wrapping store.

478
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,100
You know, there's no
wrapping stores anywhere?

479
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,600
Oh, my gosh!

480
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,300
Sunglasses!

481
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,443
( Jeff ) wow, look at those.

482
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,500
Oh, my gosh, look at this!

483
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,767
You know what?
Elizabeth Taylor wears glasses,

484
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,267
exact, she has
the exact same glasses!

485
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,300
You hear that?

486
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,967
I can't use 'em.

487
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,567
I, I have a prescription
in my lenses.

488
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,233
I'm sorry.

489
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,400
Alright, no, no, I'll get...

490
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,066
I'll take care of it.

491
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,433
I want to do it,
I want to do it.

492
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,933
I'll get lenses put in.

493
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,109
You'll give me your prescription

494
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,643
and we'll make them
prescription glasses.

495
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,600
( Jeff ) isn't that nice?

496
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,400
Oh, how did the obit go?

497
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,066
You got a paper?

498
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,467
Yeah, it's over there.

499
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,100
Obituaries...

500
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,667
It's in the back there.

501
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,800
Here, I'll show you how it went.

502
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,467
Here, here's how it went.

503
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,633
"Louise hoenin,
devoted sister, beloved cunt"?

504
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,700
( Wife ) what?!

505
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,200
Jeffrey, it says that
in the paper?

506
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,233
Let me see this.

507
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,267
That's unbelievable!

508
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,333
I know!

509
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,433
That's unbelievable!

510
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,933
You said aunt,
I wrote down aunt!

511
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,066
That's bullshit!

512
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,433
Don't they
proofread these things?

513
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,733
I am so sorry.

514
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,300
Oh, god, Larry.

515
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,567
Yeah, I need a letter of apology
from your friend...

516
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,633
Retraction, retraction.

517
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,067
What are they gonna say?

518
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,667
"We're sorry we called her
a cunt, we meant aunt"?

519
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,709
Point well taken, I'll have
them write a letter of apology.

520
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:04,767
And you, too.

521
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,066
I'll write one, too, I promise.

522
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,400
Yeah, still, to print this.

523
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:08,933
Cheryl must be so upset.

524
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:10,967
She kicked me out of the house.

525
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,067
She kicked you out?

526
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,767
Her relatives are there,
her parents, friends,

527
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,367
they came after me
like a pack of...

528
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,676
I thought they were
gonna kill me.

529
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,843
You know what? You'll stay here.

530
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,633
I can't stay here,
I have nothing to wear.

531
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,307
I've got plenty of stuff
for you to wear!

532
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,400
No, Larry, you'll stay here.

533
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,809
You know, mom and dad
are here anyway.

534
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,867
It's no big deal,
I'm making a great dinner.

535
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,633
You'll stay here tonight,
I'm so sorry.

536
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,609
I think you should call Cheryl
and personally apologize.

537
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,667
I will, I will.

538
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,867
Do me a favor.

539
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:37,133
When I die, let someone else
handle the obit, okay?

540
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,533
Hey, how much longer
'til dinner?

541
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:41,067
Oh, 25 minutes, 30, tops.

542
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,900
Dad, let's go
finish the movie, come on.

543
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:43,967
What movie?

544
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:47,066
Larry, let me see
those glasses again.

545
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,533
Those sunglasses.

546
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,167
Okay, sure.

547
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,633
I can't see through them,
but I can get an idea.

548
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,667
They're beauties.

549
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,600
I'm telling you,
Elizabeth Taylor.

550
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:56,700
Oh, wait, wait a minute.

551
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,233
I think I can
see my reflection in here.

552
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:02,267
Oh, wait, hold it,
I'll help you out here.

553
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,467
Good.

554
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,767
Uh-huh.

555
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,500
Hmm.

556
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,000
Um, alright, so I'll get
the prescription for this thing.

557
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,667
We'll get that taken care of.

558
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,833
It shouldn't take
too long, you know?

559
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,767
They look good, though.

560
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,600
See, mom, I told you he's got
a very, very sweet side.

561
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,233
( Snickering ) very.

562
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,700
( Knocking )

563
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,067
Yeah?

564
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,600
You gotta go.

565
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:55,833
What?

566
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:56,867
You gotta go.

567
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,076
What the hell
are you talking about?

568
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,700
You copped a feel off my mom,
you gotta go.

569
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:04,267
I copped a feel off your mom,
what are you saying to me?!

570
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,443
She's walking around,
moping around,

571
00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,476
I'm saying, what's the matter?

572
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,867
She said,
"Larry touched my bosom

573
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,309
and held it there
for several seconds."

574
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,700
Schmuck! Would you listen
to me for a second?

575
00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:12,733
What?

576
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,900
We're in the kitchen.

577
00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,776
She wanted to try on
the sunglasses again, okay?

578
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,633
And she was looking
in the toaster

579
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:22,067
and I picked up the toaster
and I was holding the toaster,

580
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,600
and she wanted to get a better
look at her face in the toaster

581
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,233
and she leaned against
the back of my hand,

582
00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,767
and so, I didn't
want to just turn...

583
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,933
I didn't want to hurt her feelings
by just taking it away fast.

584
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,700
I'm sorry.

585
00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:36,667
She's all freaked out.

586
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,733
You gotta go.

587
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:41,233
You're kicking me out?
Is that what you're doing?

588
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,333
Alright, look, look,
look, look, look, look, look...

589
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,567
Set the alarm, do you know
how to set the alarm?

590
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,133
Seven A.M.

591
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,167
She rubbed up against
the back of my hand!

592
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,900
I believe you,
it's not about that!

593
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,076
You think I go around
feeling up old ladies?!

594
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,067
I apologized,
it's not about that!

595
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,400
Shh, it's not about that.

596
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,700
But listen to me.

597
00:21:58,733 --> 00:21:59,876
You gotta get out of here
at seven in the morning.

598
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,709
Alright, I'll be out of here
early in the morning.

599
00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:04,233
There's bagels in the kitchen,
grab one and get out.

600
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,176
I won't grab anything,
I'll just walk out the door.

601
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,066
Your mother thinks
I touched her breast?

602
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,567
That is so sick.

603
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600
It's what she thinks,
what do you want me to say?

604
00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:12,667
Sweet dreams.

605
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,733
Sweet dreams.

606
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,100
I'll dream about fucking
your mother, sweet dreams.

607
00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:42,100
You!

608
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:43,100
Shh, quiet.

609
00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,133
How dare you.

610
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,167
I didn't do anything.

611
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,367
Let me explain what happened.

612
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,043
What, you think I enjoy
that kind of thing?

613
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,700
No, of course not, don't be
ridiculous, I didn't do anything.

614
00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,733
( Jeff ) this has gotta stop.

615
00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:54,800
Will you please tell her
I didn't do anything?

616
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,066
Ma, ma, he didn't do anything.

617
00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,833
It was the toaster and the hand.

618
00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,733
You rubbed against me.

619
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,267
Shh, you're gonna wake up Sammy.

620
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,300
Shh!

621
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,167
Did you see what he did?

622
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,643
I explained to her
it was an accident.

623
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,667
It was an accident.

624
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,833
Oh, how convenient.

625
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,700
It was an accident,
you rubbed up against me.

626
00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:19,700
What kind of
human being are you?

627
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,167
Yes, you pushed up
against my hand!

628
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,300
I didn't do anything!

629
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,800
It was an accident.

630
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,133
You gotta go, you have to go.

631
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:28,300
I think it's better, Larry.

632
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:29,767
Okay, ma? He's gonna leave.

633
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Go back to sleep.

634
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,200
Sick person.

635
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:34,633
( Jeff ) enough of the "sick
person", he's not a sick person.

636
00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,533
Hey.

637
00:23:45,267 --> 00:23:47,600
I'm really sorry.

638
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,833
This is horrible, I'm so sorry.

639
00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,066
Please accept my apology.

640
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,767
Well, I mean, you know,
it's not you.

641
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,233
I'll straighten it out tomorrow.

642
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,066
You know, they get
a little crazy, my parents.

643
00:23:58,067 --> 00:23:59,067
I'm sorry.

644
00:23:59,068 --> 00:24:00,633
It's an awful thing.

645
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,333
I mean, even when I was dating,

646
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,066
I would wait four months

647
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,167
before I would try and make
a breast move, you know?

648
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200
I understand.

649
00:24:08,233 --> 00:24:09,633
And it wouldn't be
in their kitchen

650
00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:12,300
in front of their
daughter-in-law and their son...

651
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,533
I know, it's horrible.

652
00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:16,066
I'll take of it all tomorrow,
I'll smooth it all over.

653
00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:17,467
Do me a favor.

654
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,300
Let me take care
of the sunglasses.

655
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,433
The sunglasses?

656
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:22,500
Yeah, give them to me,
let me take care of them.

657
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,233
You want me to
give her a gift now?

658
00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:25,233
You gave it to her.

659
00:24:25,267 --> 00:24:26,600
After this entertaining evening?

660
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,667
You gave it to her.

661
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,700
No, I don't think so.

662
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,367
No, no, no, no.

663
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,433
That's called "Indian giving".

664
00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:33,733
Yes, I know what it's called.

665
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,233
It's a very racist term,
but I'm okay with that.

666
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,343
What are you gonna do with them?

667
00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:39,267
What could you
possibly do with them?

668
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,633
I'll give them to
somebody who likes me.

669
00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,066
Where are you going now?

670
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,100
I don't know, I can't go home.

671
00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:48,600
Guess I'll go to a hotel.

672
00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:59,767
Hollywood Roosevelt hotel,
how can I help you?

673
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,900
I'll see you this evening,
thank you.

674
00:25:02,933 --> 00:25:04,476
Welcome to the Roosevelt,
how can I help you?

675
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,967
I'd like a room, please.

676
00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:09,100
I'm very sorry, we're completely
filled to capacity this evening.

677
00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:12,066
Okay.

678
00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:16,066
There's a guy in this hotel,
his name's Craig Butler.

679
00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:17,133
Mm-hmm.

680
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,433
Okay, I'm paying for his room.

681
00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:19,776
I don't want to
pay for it anymore.

682
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,067
Wake him up, get him
out, that's my room.

683
00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:28,433
Okay, um, this room is
paid for through tomorrow.

684
00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:29,843
The cards have already been
run for this evening,

685
00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:31,500
so he's authorized
to be in the room

686
00:25:31,533 --> 00:25:33,509
'til eleven a, m, tomorrow
morning, check out time.

687
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,576
Our manager will be happy
to work out the bill with you,

688
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,467
if you come back tomorrow,
he comes on at ten.

689
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,509
You don't have a room for me
in this hotel tonight?

690
00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:40,733
Not one room?

691
00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:42,700
Don't you always keep
extra rooms for people?

692
00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:43,800
Not one room.

693
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,276
You're not the first person
we've turned away.

694
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,367
I'm frank Sinatra, Jr.,
you're turning me away tonight,

695
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,066
Jr. walks in here
and you're turning him away?

696
00:25:50,067 --> 00:25:51,367
Yes, sir, unfortunately.

697
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,767
The pope, the pope is being
just shooed out into the street.

698
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,400
You're shooing the pope out,
is that what you're gonna do?

699
00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:57,433
Yes, sir.

700
00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,133
We are filled to capacity, sir.

701
00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:04,066
A pair of sunglasses?

702
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,067
Excuse me?

703
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,467
A pair of sunglasses, here.

704
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,700
You want to give...

705
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,733
Yeah.

706
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:10,933
Elizabeth Taylor sunglasses.

707
00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:12,067
They're very nice, sir...

708
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,800
Elizabeth Taylor
wears these sunglasses.

709
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:17,633
Thank you, sir,
I wear prescription.

710
00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:19,433
Thank you very much.

711
00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:21,233
You ever watch
the Seinfeld show?

712
00:26:21,267 --> 00:26:22,633
Yes, sir.

713
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,067
Just curious.

714
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,733
( Girl laughing )

715
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,333
Hey, Larry!

716
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,667
Oh, hey, Larry, hi!

717
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,733
Hi, buddy.

718
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,833
This is Larry?

719
00:26:36,867 --> 00:26:38,500
Thanks for
ratting me out to Becky,

720
00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:39,767
really appreciated it.

721
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,933
I did not rat you out.

722
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,333
You told her everything
we talked about.

723
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,067
And I told you
not to say anything.

724
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,367
Well, that's your problem.

725
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,467
What a jerk.

726
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,767
Oh, I'm a jerk?

727
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,967
Is that right?

728
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,400
Oh, what are you gonna do,
beat me up?

729
00:26:52,433 --> 00:26:54,267
Maybe I will.

730
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,833
Go ahead, take a shot.

731
00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:56,933
You Hollywood people.

732
00:26:56,967 --> 00:26:58,066
Guys, guys, guys, gentlemen,

733
00:26:58,067 --> 00:26:59,567
I cannot have the two of you

734
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,933
standing in the lobby of the
hotel yelling at each other.

735
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:02,967
Right, I am sorry, sir.

736
00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,133
Excuse me,

737
00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:05,243
are you guests
at the hotel this evening?

738
00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:06,367
Yes, I am.

739
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,933
Can I see your room key, please?

740
00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:09,066
Yes, sure.

741
00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,067
I'm paying for that.

742
00:27:10,068 --> 00:27:12,066
Excuse me, one at a time.

743
00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:15,200
I think it would be best if you
go back to your room now.

744
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,500
Very good, thank you,
thank you very much.

745
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:20,167
He's here because
I'm paying for him.

746
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,500
Sir, do you have a room key
here at the Roosevelt?

747
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,100
No.

748
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:28,200
Then I need to ask you to leave.

749
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,133
Sir.

750
00:27:38,733 --> 00:27:41,100
Can I interest you
in some sunglasses?

751
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:43,600
No, just leave, please.

752
00:28:30,533 --> 00:28:34,567
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