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Did I do something?

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Well, why do I have to meet you?

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Well, I don't really see
what the benefit is

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in telling me, in person,

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as opposed to
telling me on the phone,

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it's the same thing.

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Well, just pretend we're blind,

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what's the matter with that?

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Yeah, well, that's
what it is for them.

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Hey, my wife is home.

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Hello.

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Hi, who are you talking to?

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Richard Lewis.

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I've been ordered off the phone.

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Okay, I'll meet you
there in 10 minutes.

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Alright, very good.

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What did the doctor say?

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Well, he said that
I have dermatitis.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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But, if I get this filled

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and put it on, it'll be fine.

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You don't have to back up,

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I don't think it's contagious.

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Is it contagious?

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How'd you get that, what is it?

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I have no idea, it's a virus.

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But he said if I take this
three times a day,

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rub it on, it'll be fine.

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I'm passing it over to you

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because I'm hoping that you'll
take it to the drugstore.

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Alright, um, I have to meet
Richard Lewis first,

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he wants to talk to me
about something.

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God knows.

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I thought we were
going to dinner.

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No, we are, so, I'll get
the prescription filled

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after I talk to him,
and you know what?

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Can I just meet you
at the restaurant?

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Because it doesn't pay for me...

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Then we're gonna have two cars...

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I don't wanna have to come all
the way back here to get you,

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it's right by the restaurant.

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I'd rather not take my car.

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Can't Rosa take you?
She drives right by there.

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Huh?

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Okay, that's fine, yeah.

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So, at 6:00, then?

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6:00.

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Okay.

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At the byzantine, and
I'll get your thing filled.

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Okay, thanks.alr.

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Larry, thanks for coming out.

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I know you're busy, and...

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I'm just curious as to
what you wanna tell me.

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It's not easy
for me to say this,

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it's been bugging me
for a while and,

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I think we're at
some kind of crossroads.

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You don't call me,
I'm always initiating.

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I ask you to do things,
I ask you,

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whatever I do, it's
always coming from my end

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and I feel like
if I never called you,

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I'd fall off
the face of the earth

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and we wouldn't
be friends anymore,

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and, my shrink actually told
me to confront you on this,

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and, uh, and I am,
so, that's it.

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Can I be honest with you?

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I hope so.

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It's Sofia, you know,

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it's your girlfriend.

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Sofia?

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Yeah.

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I don't get along with her,

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and, so, I tend not to call,

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or get together...

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You actually think that's fair?

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I mean, this is my girlfriend.

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Well, I don't know if it's fair,

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it's just that's
what's stopping me,

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that's why I haven't
been calling.

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She's an extension
of my life for chrissake,

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I mean, it's like, I love...

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You know, your wife,
she's embarrassed me

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a couple of times, even in jest,

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and I don't say, "I don't wanna"

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be your friend anymore."

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I don't know, I just don't think

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a friend can just bolt
from a friendship.

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Alright, Cheryl and I are
going out to dinner tonight,

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why don't the two
of you join us?

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But, why do you wanna do that?

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'Cause I wanna make up
and start all over.

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Really?

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You're not just doing this to...

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I appreciate it, but, I mean,

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she's part of my life, Sofia.

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I know, and, I wanna try
and be friends with her.

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This is a very
nice gesture, and,

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oh, tonight?

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Oh, fuck, I can't,
we're doing something early.

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Can you come over
after dinner and have

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coffee and dessert or
something at our place?

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Yeah, we won't have dessert.

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We'll come over
for dessert and coffee.

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Fantastic.

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Justin?

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Lewis.

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How ya doing?

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Hey, man.

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Good to see you, man,
what's happening?

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm funky.

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Dr. grambs, this is my friend,

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Larry David.

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This is my dermatologist.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah, what,
for 15 years already?

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Even with the whole
affirmative action thing?

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I'm sorry, I beg
your pardon, what?

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Yeah, what do you mean?

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It was a joke.

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"The whole affirmative
action thing"?

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It was a joke.

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He's like a buddy.

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I know him, I mean,
he's a sweetheart.

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The implication being
that I wasn't good enough

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to be a dermatologist?

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No, no, come on,
no, it was joke.

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He's a liberal,
he's like you and me.

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So, if I wasn't black

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he would have said
the same thing or,

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or not.

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Do you see my point?

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Yeah, I see it in
a historical sense,

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but, not in a nice day sense.

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You know, Richard,
I've worked too hard

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and too long at this,
I can't do it.

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I don't know what his trip is,
but, I can't do it.

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I don't have any trip,
no, it was joke!

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Holy shit! What hit you?

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It was a joke.

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I know it's a joke,
but, you sounded like

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pat Buchanan's gym partner
for chrissakes!

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I was just trying to be affable.

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Look, I'll see you tonight,

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hopefully, we'll
resolve, you know.

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I tend to say stupid things
to black people sometimes.

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That's like gonna be
in the time capsule

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for chrissake!

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Look, I'll see you later on.

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I was just trying to be affable.

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Hey, I'm so glad you're here.

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I know, this place is crazy.

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There's no tables,

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you couldn't get a reservation,

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we're on a waiting list.

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Can you give me my prescription?

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I think I'm gonna go
to the ladies' room, and,

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put some on.

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What?

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Shoot, I forgot it.

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I'm sorry, I was
so discombobulated

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because, oh, my god,

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I completely humiliated myself.

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What happened?

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I was with Richard Lewis,
and we were talking,

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and then he ran into his friend,

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this black doctor,

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and, I made some terrible joke

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about affirmative action,

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and it was beyond awful.

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I'm sure you're
making it out to be

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more than it was.

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No, I'm making it out
to be less than it was.

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And he took it the wrong way.

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Why would you even make
a joke about that?

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Because, I don't know,
I was trying to be affable.

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I was trying
too hard to be affable.

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Why even joke about it, though?

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I made a mistake,
it was a stupid thing to say.

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I'm a schmuck, I don't know,
I did a schmucky thing.

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Did you apologize?

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Of course I apologized.

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Well, I have to say
I'm not real happy,

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right now, because...

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Well, we'll have dinner

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and then we'll go
right to the drugstore.

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No problem.

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You know what the problem is?

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Is that it's gonna be
hours before we get there

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because we're not even
gonna have a seat,

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until, I don't know,
like an hour.

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Really.

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Yeah, and I'm
starving, you know.

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Let's try something here.

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What are you doing?

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You have a little plan?

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I got a little plan.

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Yeah?

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Well, what do you think?

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Yeah, sure.

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Men do this, right?

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I've seen men do it.

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Haven't we seen this?

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I've seen men do it in movies.

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Good evening, sir,
welcome to the byzantine.

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Um, I was curious about,
how long is the wait?

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Oh, I'm afraid it looks like,

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45 minutes to an hour.

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45 minutes to an hour,
no way to get in?

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No, we're very crowded
this evening, sir.

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Right now we're very full.

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Nothing else can be done?

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Well, nothing that
I can think of, sir.

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Things are done, right,
aren't things done?

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I hear things are done.

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From time to time.

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Anything you can do...

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Actually, I think we can
accommodate you right now.

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Would you like to follow me?

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Enjoy your dinner.

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Okay! Okay!

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Wow, I'm pretty impressed.

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Come on, give it to me!

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I'm very, very
impressed, I really am.

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No big deal.

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I am extremely attracted
to you right now.

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That's 'cause it's criminal.

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Is it?

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Because women
are attracted to criminals,

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and they do that all the time.

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You know, you could
do that all the time.

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Just walk around, and,
cut in line any time you want.

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Alright, do it all the time now,

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we'll never have to wait.

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Should I feel guilty about it?

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Why, because all those
people are still waiting?

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Well, I can't stop
to think about it

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because I'm starving.

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How can a handicapped person

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use a non-motorized wheelchair?

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I don't get that.

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What's the point to it?

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To me, that's your big priority.

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Well, maybe he likes
the exercise.

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I'm sure you get used to it.

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Well, can't he get one
that has both?

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Motor and non-motor?
Then you could do both.

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You want exercise, you exercise,

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you want the motor,
you got the motor.

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This way you have no options.

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You gotta do this
the whole time.

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If you're not in a hurry
to get somewhere,

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why not?

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There's Ted harbert.

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Who's Ted harbert?

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He used to be
the president of abc,

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now he runs nbc studios.

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I have to go to the bathroom,

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I'm gonna have to walk
right by that table.

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What's wrong with that,
you don't like him?

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He just makes
the worst small talk,

263
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and, it's gonna be so,
I'll never get out of there.

264
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,400
Just don't stop.

265
00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,067
Just keep walking
and say, hello.

266
00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,167
You have to stop,

267
00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,900
you can't just say
hello and walk on.

268
00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,933
Ooh, sea bass.

269
00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,066
You know what?

270
00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,209
There's a restaurant
two doors down,

271
00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,400
I'm gonna go in there.

272
00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:07,809
Okay, I'm gonna go to
the bathroom in there.

273
00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,867
You're gonna leave
this restaurant

274
00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,433
to go use the bathroom
somewhere else?

275
00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:13,533
Are you out of your mind?

276
00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,533
No, I don't wanna say hello,

277
00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,533
I don't like those hellos.

278
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,167
Men's room?

279
00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:40,600
Larry, Larry David, Larry David.

280
00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:41,800
How ya doing?

281
00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,900
Okay.

282
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,533
Do you remember me,
Denise pendergrass?

283
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,300
We had a meeting
a few years ago?

284
00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,833
I met with you about that
film project you were doing.

285
00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:51,233
Oh, "sour grapes",
the line producer.

286
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:53,533
Yes, I remember.

287
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:55,800
Oh, you know what?
I'm so glad I ran into you.

288
00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,467
'Cause we had
a really nice meeting,

289
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,767
and, you know, you said
my resume looked great

290
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,809
and you said I was qualified,

291
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,076
and, then, I didn't
hear from you

292
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,909
and, all these years
I wondered, what happened?

293
00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:06,767
'Cause I really wanted
to work with you,

294
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,667
and, what was the person's
name that got that job?

295
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,667
What was, what?

296
00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,700
Barry.

297
00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:15,567
Oh, Barry, Barry,
a friend of yours, or...

298
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,633
Friend of my wife.

299
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:17,800
A friend of your wife.

300
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,033
A black friend?

301
00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,333
No.

302
00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,400
This is the thing, I had
a couple of margaritas,

303
00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:24,267
but, I'm not gonna hold back.

304
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,467
I just was wondering,

305
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,900
why do you have a problem

306
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,009
giving somebody like me a job?

307
00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,133
What? A problem?

308
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:32,076
What are you saying,
what are you talking about?

309
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,809
There's a lot of people
interviewed for that.

310
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,309
Yeah, a lot of people,
but, you and I,

311
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,400
we had a rapport.

312
00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,333
We did, but, the guy
knew my wife, I mean,

313
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,100
that's all it was.

314
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,467
I know what you're
implying, but,

315
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,500
what you're saying is terrible.

316
00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:47,333
What I'm saying is that
I watched your show, "Seinfeld"

317
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,167
for how many, seven,
eight years on the air,

318
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,533
and, not-a-one black person,

319
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,243
and, I lived in New York
for several years,

320
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,009
and there is a plethora
of black people in New York,

321
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:56,400
but, somehow, Elaine can
never have a black girlfriend,

322
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,133
Jerry never had any
black girlfriends,

323
00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,176
in their little
circle of friends,

324
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,333
nobody looked like me.

325
00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,443
I mean, what is that about?

326
00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,267
Is it a black thing
with Larry David?

327
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:07,267
There's no black thing,
it's a nothing!

328
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,600
No, no, no, a sister like me

329
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,709
can kinda see through
things like this,

330
00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:10,733
and I want you to know

331
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,167
that I think I got
your number now.

332
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,743
There's no number,
you don't have a number!

333
00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:16,367
There's no number to have,
I don't have a number!

334
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,300
I saw "sour grapes", and,
the title was very apropos,

335
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,843
and maybe it was a blessing
in disguise for me

336
00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,067
that I did not get that job.

337
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,676
And, I just hope you have
a very nice dinner.

338
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,500
Thank you, Mr. Larry David.

339
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,067
Where have you been?

340
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,167
Sorry.

341
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,300
We haven't even ordered
and I'm dying.

342
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,900
I got accosted by this woman

343
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,967
outside the men's room
at this restaurant,

344
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,967
and she interviewed
for a job on "sour..."

345
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,500
Hey, Ted!

346
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:46,733
Hey, Larry, how are you?

347
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:47,776
Nice seeing you, how ya doing?

348
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,000
Good, this is my wife, Cheryl.

349
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,267
This is Ted harbert.

350
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,676
Ted harbert, nice to
see ya, how ya doing?

351
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,800
You guys just sitting down?

352
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,367
Yeah, yeah, just about to order.

353
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,333
Hey, so, you been
playing any golf lately?

354
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,400
Uh, yeah.

355
00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:00,600
Yeah, playing okay?

356
00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,067
Yeah, so-so.

357
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,800
At my club I got
a member guest next month,

358
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,433
get a couple other guys,

359
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:06,509
you wanna make a day out of it?

360
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:09,066
( Male ) okay, we're all set.

361
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:11,733
It's 10 days, make sure
you take all 10 days.

362
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:12,900
And watch the dairy.

363
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,933
Okay.

364
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,433
And I specifically
said, "no feta cheese",

365
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,233
I mean, do they have
to put feta cheese in?

366
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,543
I said, you heard
me say it, right?

367
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,609
I know, I did hear you say it.

368
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,700
Hi.

369
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:23,333
Hello.

370
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:27,533
Um, just need this
prescription filled out,

371
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:28,667
as soon as possible.

372
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,900
Oh, sure.

373
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:34,400
I've got dermatitis,
yeah, and it's...

374
00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:35,400
Well, we'll get it
taken care of.

375
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,533
Thank you.

376
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:39,233
As soon as he finds it,

377
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,233
we'll get this thing rolling.

378
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:47,567
( Male ) take your time.

379
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,100
What's wrong?

380
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,767
I think I gave the maitre d'
the prescription.

381
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,933
My prescription?

382
00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,433
Yeah, 'cause look...

383
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,333
Why would you do that,
that doesn't make sense.

384
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,267
There's a $20 bill
folded in my pocket.

385
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,409
This was supposed to be
for the maitre d',

386
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,476
what's it doing in my pocket?

387
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,567
I don't know,

388
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,733
I gave you the prescription
this afternoon.

389
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,066
I know, and I folded it up

390
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,100
and it was in the same
pocket as the 20,

391
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,600
and I must have
put my hand in my pocket

392
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,167
and pulled out...

393
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,066
Did you not look at it, Larry?

394
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,167
It felt like the 20.

395
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,233
I don't understand
how that could happen.

396
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:20,133
They were folded up,
they felt alike!

397
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,500
Did he look at it?

398
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,567
No, they take it and
put it in their pocket.

399
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,700
Why would I have the 20 on me?

400
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:30,100
This was the 20 that was
designated for the maitre d'!

401
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,367
Come on, let's just go
back to the restaurant.

402
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,200
Oh, my god!

403
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,267
Why don't we just
call your doctor?

404
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,300
Because you can't call
my doctor on the weekends

405
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,933
unless it's a
life-threatening emergency.

406
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,967
What?

407
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,767
Yeah, if you call his machine,

408
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,233
it'll tell you
you can't page him.

409
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,443
You called up and
that's what it said?

410
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:50,533
Yeah.

411
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,833
That is obscene, you know that?

412
00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:55,400
"Can't disturb the doctor
on the weekend.

413
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:57,667
"Don't call Dr. zeppler

414
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,667
"on the weekend unless
it's life threatening.

415
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:05,400
"Norman, is somebody calling?

416
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:06,567
"Who's calling?

417
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,633
"We're in the middle
of dinner, Norman!

418
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,467
"This better be
life threatening Norman,

419
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,020
or you're not gonna
leave this house!"

420
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,967
Come on, please,
I'm begging you.

421
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,367
"Norman,

422
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,167
"unless they were
burned in a fire,

423
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,500
"I don't want you getting
up from your chair,

424
00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:21,100
do you understand, Norman?!"

425
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,333
Ugh!

426
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,767
Okay, I owe you a huge apology,

427
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,900
I'm so sorry.

428
00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,133
When I was in earlier,

429
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,867
I thought I was giving you money

430
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:38,067
and I gave you
my wife's prescription.

431
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,467
I remember.

432
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,167
She really needs it. I reall.

433
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,267
Do you have it?

434
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,600
You'll find it in a trash can

435
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,066
right through
those double doors.

436
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,133
Help yourself.

437
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,500
Oh, wait a second.

438
00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:55,400
Did you find it? Do you see it?

439
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,066
Eww, eww, eww!

440
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,500
No, that wasn't it.

441
00:14:58,533 --> 00:14:59,867
I think I'm gonna be sick.

442
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,667
You didn't happen to see

443
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,133
a piece of paper here earlier,

444
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,709
a little white prescription
piece of paper?

445
00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,800
No, no.

446
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,933
( Yelling )

447
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,567
I've been looking
all over Cheryl,

448
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600
I can't find it!

449
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,100
You want me to get in the can?

450
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,467
If that's what it takes,
Larry, I guess, yeah.

451
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,800
What about an emergency room?

452
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,200
Let's go to an emergency room?

453
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,733
No, are you kidding?

454
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,400
We'd sit there for eight hours.

455
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,133
This is a very
pleasant activity.

456
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,876
Maybe you can lock me in
a toilet after this, huh?

457
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,309
Maybe you could pick up
my prescription

458
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,567
when I ask you the first time

459
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,240
and then none of this
would have happened.

460
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,066
Wait a second.

461
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,900
What about Richard's friend?

462
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,567
He's a dermatologist,
the guy I offended today.

463
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,567
The black guy?
He's a dermatologist?

464
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,933
Yes, we're going over
to Richard's anyway.

465
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,733
I could call him up
and apologize

466
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,776
and maybe he could phone in
the prescription for us.

467
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,733
Yeah, yeah, let's try that.

468
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,467
Eww!

469
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,066
Hi! Hey!

470
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,533
Hey, how are you,
good to see you.

471
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,909
( Cheryl ) oh, actually,
you know what?

472
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,333
You don't wanna get
too close to me right now.

473
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,200
( Larry ) we had a bit
of a problem here.

474
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,167
Relax, we'll talk it out.

475
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,233
Sofia's on the phone,
she'll be off in a second.

476
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:03,700
We're not really
gonna be able to...

477
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,167
What do you mean?

478
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,933
Because, um...

479
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,733
I've got a skin
problem right now.

480
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,066
It's this dermatitis
and it's spreading,

481
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,267
is the problem, Richard.

482
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,800
We've been driving all night

483
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,367
because I had a prescription...

484
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,900
I didn't lose it, whatever,

485
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,333
we don't have it anymore.

486
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,133
Why don't you call your doctor?

487
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,867
I can't call him
on the weekends.

488
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,333
It's hard to
bother these people.

489
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,267
The thing is, we don't
know any doctors,

490
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,133
we don't know anybody
who can help her.

491
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,900
The only guy I could think of

492
00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:36,167
is your friend from,
the dermatologist.

493
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,700
The guy from today, Justin?

494
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,567
Maybe if you could just call him

495
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,643
and he could call in
a prescription.

496
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,300
Wow, I mean, you can imagine,

497
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,066
you were like, James Earl
ray today with this guy.

498
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,533
I know, I know.

499
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:51,533
I'll do it, I'm doing it...

500
00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,133
Just tell him I'll apologize,

501
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,433
you know, I wanna talk to him.

502
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,900
I'm so sorry about
what happened.

503
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,733
Like a nightmare call.

504
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,567
I'm sorry for making
you do it, believe me.

505
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,767
We really appreciate it.

506
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,843
Honey, hello,
the Davids are here.

507
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,067
Hi!

508
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,643
( Richard ) listen, she
has a medical emergency.

509
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,300
Honey, baby, I'm on the phone.

510
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,066
I'm on the phone,
I'm on the phone.

511
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,400
We don't even know if the guy's

512
00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:12,767
gonna be home or not.

513
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,133
Honey, enough, hey, darling!

514
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,700
I'm on the phone, I'm sorry.

515
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:19,933
I'm on the phone,
just one second.

516
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,567
She has a medical emergency,

517
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,133
she has a tremendous rash.

518
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,400
Hey, hey, you know what?

519
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,476
Just get the number,
we'll call in the car.

520
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,609
Will you hang up the phone?!

521
00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:28,633
Are you happy?

522
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,667
Yes, I'm very happy.

523
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,876
Oh, good, now we're all happy.

524
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,667
You're happy,
he's happy, I'm happy.

525
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,066
She's sick and you're
not, how's that?

526
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,800
Jesus Christ,

527
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,200
I'm so fucking embarrassed
by all this shit.

528
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,767
I'm really sorry about this.

529
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,433
No, no, don't be sorry.

530
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,400
Dr. grambs?

531
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,567
Hi, I'm sorry to
call you on a weekend.

532
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,600
Yeah, it's Lewis.

533
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:54,300
Richard, I just hung up
with my agent on the phone

534
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,567
without even saying goodbye.

535
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,943
( Larry ) this is a
very important call.

536
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,176
Mind your own
fucking business here,

537
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,267
this is not your business.

538
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,567
It is my business!

539
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,900
( Richard ) he really
feels horrible about it,

540
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,209
but, his wife has this,
what's it called?

541
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,300
( Cheryl ) dermatitis.

542
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,200
Dermatitis and what?

543
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,733
He's funny, yeah,
he didn't mean it,

544
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,333
he wants to apologize profusely.

545
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,300
The last thing he would
ever mean is something...

546
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,967
I need to help them, I'm lost.

547
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,300
She's very sick,
she can't reach her doctor,

548
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,543
and she needs to
get a prescription,

549
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,167
otherwise this
thing's gonna spread,

550
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,867
and, I really wanna
come through for them.

551
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,933
Really?

552
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,700
Oh, you're unbelievable.

553
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,743
He says, if you come
over to the house,

554
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,167
he can't prescribe
over the phone,

555
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,867
it's unethical, but,
you'll do that?

556
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,133
Of course, are you kidding?

557
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,167
Doctor, you're really the best.

558
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,900
What's your address?

559
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:38,900
Yeah, hold on,
what's the number?

560
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,533
Okay, thanks.

561
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,800
Thank you, so much.

562
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,400
Oh, Christ.

563
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,833
How do you get there?

564
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:49,400
Call the triple a,
just get better.

565
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,900
Nice to see you again!

566
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:54,067
Nice to see you, too.

567
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,700
( Navigator ) right turn ahead.

568
00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:02,066
Did you hear that?

569
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,267
Yeah, I did hear it.

570
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,600
The navigation system!

571
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:05,967
I figured it out, it's working!

572
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,500
It's telling us
exactly how to go

573
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,933
to the doctor's house!

574
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,833
Oh, I can't wait
to call my parents.

575
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:14,066
They are gonna be
so proud of me!

576
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,133
When I tell my father

577
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,900
I figured out that
navigation system,

578
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:19,833
he's gonna flip his wig,
and he's got one, too.

579
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,500
Can we turn on the radio?

580
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:24,200
Oh, he's gonna be very
proud of Larry,

581
00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:26,167
figuring out
the navigation system!

582
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,167
Please.

583
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,900
Ooh, daddy, I'm not so stupid!

584
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,233
Can we turn on the radio?

585
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:32,376
No, 'cause then we won't be able

586
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400
to hear the navigator.

587
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,533
( Navigator ) right turn ahead.

588
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,400
Hi.

589
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,467
Hi.

590
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,933
Hi, I'm Larry David,
this is my wife, Cheryl.

591
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,576
We're a friend of
Richard Lewis, he called.

592
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,300
Yes, yes, yes, hi, I'm Donna,

593
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,376
my husband's in the living room.

594
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,600
Please, come in.

595
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:54,376
Oh, thank you, thank you
so much for having us.

596
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,733
Sorry to disturb you

597
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,043
at the beginning
of your weekend.

598
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,767
Well, that's okay,
I mean, the best laid plans

599
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,543
always will change,
so let's not worry about it.

600
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,767
Come on in.

601
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,409
( Male ) I think black
people have a mistrust

602
00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:05,667
of the medical profession

603
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,367
because of the vestiges
of that experiment.

604
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,800
Please, come in.

605
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,933
I hope we're not
disturbing anything.

606
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:17,700
Excuse me, sweetie.

607
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,700
Everybody, this is Larry David,

608
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:21,233
and his wife, Cheryl.

609
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:24,200
( Exchanging greetings )

610
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,800
Hi, how ya doing, hi.

611
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,233
Mrs. David,
a pleasure to meet you.

612
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,800
It is so nice to meet you,
thank you, so much.

613
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,400
We've had quite a time tonight,

614
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:33,476
and I really appreciate you.

615
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,709
It's so nice of you to do this,

616
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,867
we appreciate it so much.

617
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,233
I'm glad I could
be of help, no problem.

618
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:39,600
Let's go take a look at that.

619
00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:42,567
And, again, I'm so sorry about,

620
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,643
god almighty, I can't
believe I said that.

621
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,300
I think I might
have overreacted.

622
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,700
No, I don't think so,

623
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,133
it was completely
idiotic, really.

624
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,767
Justin, what did he say?

625
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,767
Uh...

626
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,367
We'd like to hear it.

627
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,000
Larry, this is professor roget,

628
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,900
from Cal-tech physics.

629
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:00,567
What was said,
we'd like to hear it.

630
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,067
We'd like to know.

631
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,267
Believe me, you don't
wanna hear this.

632
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,600
( Male ) what is it,
we'd love to hear it.

633
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,733
Why not?

634
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,367
What? You're kidding.

635
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,567
Come on, it was nothing,
believe me, it was nothing.

636
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,066
You're having a nice party here.

637
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:17,233
Eat, you got
peanuts and cookies.

638
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:19,176
You're probably having a very
stimulating conversation

639
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,467
until we came in,
so, believe me,

640
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,367
my advice to you,
go back, because...

641
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,567
( Female ) Larry, Larry, Larry,

642
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,267
you're apologizing.

643
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,667
Apologizing for nothing?

644
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,500
I wish it was something,
I wish it was something.

645
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,867
I am apologizing for
pretty much nothing.

646
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,367
It is nothing,
it's so unimportant.

647
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,733
Oh, come on, Larry,
please, share with us.

648
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,233
( Professor ) come on,
spit it out, Larry.

649
00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:51,500
It sounds interesting.

650
00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:54,700
I'll make a deal
with you folks, okay?

651
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,833
We'll tell you what it was,
and then we can move on.

652
00:21:56,867 --> 00:22:00,333
( All in agreement )

653
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,867
( Donna ) alright, Larry.

654
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,300
( Female )
come on, share with us!

655
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,200
Let us hear about it.

656
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:13,267
I was walking along,
with my friend,

657
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,800
near the beach in Santa Monica,

658
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,900
and Dr. grambs comes jogging by,

659
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,267
and, he's in very
good shape, this man,

660
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,433
by the way, very good shape.

661
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:25,609
( Female ) come on, let's
not beat around the bush.

662
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,800
Come on, let's go.

663
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,433
Well...

664
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:38,833
I said, um...

665
00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:42,167
When he introduced me
to Dr. grambs,

666
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,700
he told me that he's a patient
of Dr. grambs, and I said,

667
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:48,066
"you let him work on you

668
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,433
even with the whole
affirmative action thing?"

669
00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,733
( Nervous laughter )

670
00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,900
You know, 'cause...

671
00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:04,267
It was a joke, I'm just,
it was a bad joke.

672
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,433
I was trying to be too affable.

673
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,200
I went overboard
in my affability.

674
00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:11,533
Are you in favor of
affirmative action?

675
00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:13,066
Completely in favor of it,
are you kidding?

676
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:15,200
I don't think white people
should have anything!

677
00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:17,500
I think we should be
sleeping on the street

678
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,833
eating crumbs,
and we should be that way

679
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,943
for a couple of hundred years

680
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,600
and I'm not even
joking about that.

681
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,533
And, guys, I've learned
that he's a comedian,

682
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:25,933
he makes funny lines
all the time,

683
00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:27,300
I overreacted.

684
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,609
And he knocked it off
the top off his head.

685
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,867
He's much better when
he has a chance to write it

686
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,600
and look it over.

687
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,900
So, maybe he's learned
a lesson from all this?

688
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:36,667
Yeah, you can say that again.

689
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:39,067
I was about to
say "sister", but...

690
00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:44,133
Okay, everyone,
so, please, Mrs. David,

691
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:45,243
let me take a look
at that arm, please.

692
00:23:45,267 --> 00:23:47,600
Ah, thank you, yes, okay.

693
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:51,600
Larry David, Mr. Larry David.

694
00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:54,066
Twice in one evening,
I'm on a roll.

695
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,066
My friends, this is Larry David,

696
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,800
the man who refused to hire
a sister for a job

697
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,700
for which I was
clearly qualified,

698
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,867
because he's a racist,
a bona fide racist,

699
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,676
who preferred not to work
with any black people

700
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,167
under any circumstances,

701
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,300
and gives all the good jobs

702
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,733
to his white wife's
white friends.

703
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,600
Good evening.

704
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,709
I think you better
call the doctor.

705
00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:32,133
I'm not allowed to call
the doctor on the weekend.

706
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:35,066
I don't think we have a choice,

707
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:36,267
I think we have to call him.

708
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:41,066
We're out of options,
really, come on.

709
00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:43,600
Alright, I'm gonna call him,
I'm gonna page him.

710
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,167
Oh, wait, so what
number do I put in?

711
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,066
Put in our home number,
we'll be home in a minute.

712
00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:51,567
( Phone dialing )

713
00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:55,067
Alright, he's paged, that's it.

714
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,133
Great.

715
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,900
It's done.

716
00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,333
Oh, god!

717
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,876
What's he gonna do, what's
the worst that could happen?

718
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,067
I don't know.

719
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,367
What's he gonna do, kill us?

720
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,667
* ( horror music plays )

721
00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:11,567
( Theme from "psycho" playing )

722
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:28,267
( Phone ringing )

723
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,533
Hello?

724
00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:31,233
Dad, I can't talk
to you right now!

725
00:25:31,267 --> 00:25:32,467
No, I'll call you back.

726
00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,300
( Phone ringing )

727
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:48,567
Hello? Dr. zeppler?

728
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,700
Hi, it's Cheryl David.

729
00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:54,133
I lost the prescription you
gave me earlier this afternoon

730
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,133
and I desperately need
another one right away.

731
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:59,733
A life threatening emergency?

732
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,767
You could scratch
yourself to death!

733
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,467
I could scratch myself to death

734
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,066
if it goes untreated,
I mean, I don't know,

735
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:11,066
it the longs drugstore
on the westside.

736
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,300
Thank you.

737
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,843
No, I won't ever call you
on the weekend again,

738
00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:15,066
thank you, so much.

739
00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,467
Won't ever call you
on the weekend?

740
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,767
Oh, my god, what
a jerk this guy is.

741
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,300
At least we got it, we got it.

742
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,109
Get yourself a new doctor,
this guy's an idiot.

743
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,143
Alright, I'm gonna
go pick it up.

744
00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:24,243
Do you want me to go with you?

745
00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:27,133
No, go take a hot bath
and I'll be back in, uh,

746
00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:28,267
12, 15 minutes.

747
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,300
Okay.

748
00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:32,943
( Male ) okay, the doctor
says you just wanna get

749
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:36,067
your prescriptions
renewed on time, okay?

750
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,300
Now, in terms of this,

751
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,133
it's just two quick shots,

752
00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:40,967
pay for that up front, okay?

753
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,300
And good luck with that.

754
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,567
Okay, Mr. Brazil, Brazil...

755
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,300
Um, excuse me, I'm sorry,

756
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,667
my doctor called in
a prescription for my wife.

757
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,800
Your name?

758
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,066
David, yeah, Dr. zeppler.

759
00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:58,200
Oh, zeppler, yes, we got that.

760
00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:01,100
It's gonna be about 45
minutes to an hour, okay?

761
00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:02,633
Uh, Mr. Brazil.

762
00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,233
I mean, it's really,
it's an emergency,

763
00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:06,400
I'm not kidding.

764
00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:07,809
She's really scratching,
she's broken out all over.

765
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:08,967
I understand, sir.

766
00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,509
It's gonna be about
45 minutes to an hour,

767
00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:11,733
you see, we have a backup.

768
00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:14,767
Okay, just read all
the indications on it,

769
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,700
it's very important,
pay for that up front.

770
00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:22,967
Okay, uh, next is
guyaphone, guyaphone.

771
00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:25,500
Oh, okay.

772
00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:27,066
Alright, this is pretty simple,

773
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:30,133
but I wanna make sure
that you read all...

774
00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:32,833
I haven't forgotten
about you, Mr. filpot,

775
00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:34,243
it's just gonna be
a couple more minutes,

776
00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:35,767
I'm not quite ready for you.

777
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,200
We need to get straightened out.

778
00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:39,333
Um, I'm sorry, uh.

779
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,600
Yes.

780
00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:43,333
Is there anything that
can be done about this?

781
00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,767
Done? I don't understand.

782
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,700
You know, I hear
things are done.

783
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:54,500
Things are done... What is this?

784
00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:55,633
Are you trying to bribe me?

785
00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:56,733
No, no.

786
00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,066
You think you can bribe me?

787
00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,367
Do I look like I can be bribed?

788
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,133
Are you trying to
bribe a pharmacist?

789
00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:02,176
No, I'm paying in advance.

790
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,300
Take your money!

791
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,800
Nobody bribes a pharmacist!

792
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,400
Get out, right now!

793
00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:07,800
I'm sorry.

794
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,667
Security, security!

795
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,333
I'll remember you, buddy!

796
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,067
( Scratching )

797
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,633
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798
00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:54,800
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799
00:28:54,833 --> 00:29:02,833
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800
00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:12,933
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