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( Gargling )

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You know what I was
gargling there?

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Was it "yankee doodle dandy"?

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Yes.

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That was a good one.

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Good guess.

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Yeah, that was pretty clear.

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So, my uncle Nathan called
and he's coming to L.A.

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Yeah.

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And, he wants to
have dinner with us,

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I think, on Thursday night.

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Does that work?

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Okay, yeah, you wanna eat here?

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Oh, no, no, we'd go out.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, that way we can
get rid of him.

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He a talker?

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He's a lingerer.

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Okay.

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I'm a malingerer
and he's a lingerer.

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Alright, so we'll
go out Thursday.

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Okay, and also,
this is a little weird,

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Jeff wants to see us
in his office tomorrow.

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He wants to see us?

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You and me, together.

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He said not to worry,
he said he's got good news.

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Oh, brother.

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But, I couldn't
get it out of him.

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Alright.

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I wonder what the good news is.

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I don't know, I can't
even begin to imagine.

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He's leaving show business?

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That would be good news.

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Although I don't think
he'd bill it as that.

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Goodnight.

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Goodnight.

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Can I ask you something?

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Sure.

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I'm just curious, okay?

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Why am I the one that always
has to initiate sex?

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You ever thought about that?

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Um...

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Okay, I'll tell you why.

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I got a cramp in my foot.

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Um, I'm available
for sex all the time.

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Is that right?

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Basically.

48
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So, anytime you wanna have it,

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you can have it.

50
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Wow!

51
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But, anytime I wanna
have it, I can't.

52
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So, just assume that
I want it all the time,

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so, whenever you want it,
just tap me on the shoulder.

54
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Oh, Jesus, that's so
not how it should go.

55
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Well, otherwise I'll be
making moves all the time.

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Do you want that?

57
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Do you want somebody just
mauling you all the time?

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I will treat your breasts
as if they're mine.

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Once in a while.

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I don't want you
walking around like that.

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That's how I'll walk around...

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You know, I need borders,

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I need boundaries.

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Okay, once in a while,
give it a try,

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that's all I'm saying, okay?

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Alright, well, okay, alright.

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Not, not, now, no, not now.

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So, what's the deal here?

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Why'd you call us down here for?

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This is very exciting,

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I know you're busy
with your charity work

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and all that stuff,
but, I got a phone call

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the other day
from Wendy praeger.

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You know who Wendy praeger is?

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Yeah, director, right?

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Well, director...

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Theater director.

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She's directing
"the vagina monologues",

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that show, in New York,

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and she's bringing
"the vagina monologues"

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out here, okay?

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I know, the title.

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"She's bringing
"the vagina monologues"...

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Good for you, Wendy,
do you need help?

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She does, actually,

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'cause one of her
actresses dropped out

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and I suggested you.

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( Cheryl ) are you kidding?

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No, no audition.

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She had seen you
in a play years ago.

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And, knew who you were
and liked your work.

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Are you joking me?

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No, I'm not,
as a matter of fact,

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I have the script right here.

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She wants Cheryl to do
"the vagina monologues"?

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Yes, the only thing is
it's opening in a week,

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but, you don't have
to learn any lines,

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you can use the script on stage.

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Seriously.

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( Cheryl stammering )

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I've never seen her
so speechless before.

102
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I am shocked, I don't
know what to say.

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I didn't even have
to sell you to her.

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Nancy just saw this in New York

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and said that it's like
the biggest hit.

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Your involved with
"the vagina monologues".

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( Larry ) of course, you know,
I've never actually seen

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the vagina with my glasses on.

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I don't really have any
idea what it looks like,

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it's all a hazy mystery to me.

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Yeah, you don't need
to look at it up close.

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Hey, I'm pro vagina.

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I can't wait to read this,

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I don't even know what
to say to you right now.

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Can I have her call
you this afternoon,

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please, yes. Is that cool?

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You're welcome. Thank you.

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( Cheryl ) that was so nice.

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Wasn't that nice of him?

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I'm shocked.

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I'd like to do something
nice for him.

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You really should
get him something.

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You could get him a bottle
of scotch or something.

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Johnny, uh, Johnny goldberg.

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Johnny Walker?

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Larry?

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Oh, my god!

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Hey, Lucy.

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Oh, it is great to see you.

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Good to see you.

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You just look wonderful.

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Do I?

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Look at you, getting
some gray hair.

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Inside, I'm corroding.

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No, you're a silver-haired fox.

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This is my wife, Cheryl. Hi!

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Nice to meet you.

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Yeah, I'm here.

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So, are you working,
what's going on in your life?

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I'm on drugs, you know,
I'm all doped up,

141
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I don't do anything, yeah.

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It's true,
I'm a drug addict now.

143
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Well, I'm glad I'm seeing you,

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because I've been
thinking about you,

145
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and I've been wanting
to get in touch with you,

146
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and, you know, it's,
here you are, you're here.

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She's an actress.

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Oh.

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Are you an actress?

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Sometimes.

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You're doing
"the vagina monologues"?

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Yeah, yeah.

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She just got this today.

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I've been trying to
get a reading for that,

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and my agent's
just dropped the ball.

156
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Oh, I just got lucky,

157
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and, his manager
really was helpful.

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Yeah, well, great!

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So, it's nice to meet you.

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Yeah, so how do you
guys know each other?

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Well, we used to go out.

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But, she didn't
like me very much.

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I didn't like him very much, no.

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When he stopped
actually being fun,

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I stopped actually liking him.

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Good, good.

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It didn't go anywhere.

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You know what?

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I'm gonna go wait in the car.

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I'm dying to really
start reading this.

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It was great meeting you.

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Oh, and congratulations on this.

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And your marriage and
all this wonderful stuff.

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Oh, yeah, I'd almost
forgotten about that.

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Okay, I'll see you
in a few minutes.

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Yeah, a couple of minutes.

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It was nice to meet you.

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Bye-bye.

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Larry, I need the keys.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Do me a favor, turn
the air conditioner on,

183
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make it a little cool
in there, will you?

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I'll be just a second.

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Bye-bye, I hope I see you again.

186
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Yeah, nice meeting you.

187
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I'm actually really glad
that I have run into you

188
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because I've been
thinking about you.

189
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I didn't know how to
get in touch with you,

190
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and, I kind of wanna
get together with you

191
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'cause there's something I'd
like to talk to you about.

192
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Really?

193
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Tell me, right now.

194
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No, this isn't really...

195
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Yeah, it's kind of weird.

196
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We don't have a child, do we?

197
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Well, not that I know of,

198
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and, I think I'd probably
be aware of that one.

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Do you have time, Larry?
Come on, I'm serious.

200
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Um, yeah, I guess, yeah.

201
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So, can we, maybe this week,

202
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have lunch?

203
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I guess I can have lunch, yeah.

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Goodnight.

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Goodnight.

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What are you doing?

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I'm tapping you on the shoulder.

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Mm, you know what?

209
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I'm really not in the mood,

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to tell you the truth.

211
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Is it alright if we don't do it?

212
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I'm sorry, is that okay?

213
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You're not in the mood to do it?

214
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Uh, not really.

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I'm sorry, is that okay?

216
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So, even if you wanted to do it,

217
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you couldn't?

218
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I can't do it, yeah.

219
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Why can't you do it tonight?

220
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Remember, the other
night you just said

221
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all I have to do is
tap you on the shoulder

222
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and you're ready.

223
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I'm kind of tapped out.

224
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Tapped out?

225
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You mean...

226
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Why would you do that?

227
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I don't know, it was there.

228
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I think it's
a little interesting

229
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that we just ran
into that woman, Lucy.

230
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Do you think
that's a coincidence?

231
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We ran into this woman,

232
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who happens to have
really large breasts,

233
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and really beautiful...

234
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So, you were thinking of

235
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this woman Lucy
the whole time you were...

236
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No, not the whole time.

237
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She made a brief appearance
and said, "goodbye".

238
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Was I in the mix there?

239
00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,767
What, you?

240
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Yeah.

241
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I wouldn't defile you like that,

242
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,066
you don't know what
goes on in those things,

243
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,633
you don't want any
part of that world,

244
00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,433
you don't wanna be
involved in that.

245
00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,267
It's complimentary to you,

246
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that you're not
involved in that.

247
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But, it's a great idea

248
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to bring your ex-girlfriends in.

249
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I can degrade and defile her.

250
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You know, I have to say...

251
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I'm not crazy about
you sitting around

252
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thinking about Lucy
montone, or other women,

253
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ex-girlfriends that you know.

254
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Okay, Lucy montone is out,

255
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she's made her last appearance.

256
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That's it.

257
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Yeah, I didn't particularly
care for her anyway.

258
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Is that right?

259
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Yeah, she's got a bad attitude,

260
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does not participate
in the lesbian scenes,

261
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very hard to get along with.

262
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You know, she's like
a prima Donna.

263
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I don't need any
prima Donnas, you know.

264
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Yeah, no, no, ex-girlfriends.

265
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Not Lucy, not any of
the ex-girlfriends.

266
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,467
That's fair, that's
completely legitimate.

267
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,567
I'm gonna bring back
the young Sophia loren.

268
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,700
Okay?

269
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:55,733
Okay.

270
00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,066
The young Sophia loren...

271
00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,267
Who wouldn't?

272
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,333
This is from Cheryl.

273
00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,433
Wow.

274
00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:04,567
Hmm?

275
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,033
Yeah.

276
00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:09,667
That's one of those
things you go, "wow",

277
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,167
blue label!"

278
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,200
You like that?

279
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,267
That's unbelievable.

280
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,367
You drink that?

281
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,633
Yeah, of course.

282
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,709
Yeah, that's what I thought.

283
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,276
I'm call her this afternoon
and thank her.

284
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,500
Don't drink it all at once.

285
00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,167
No, I won't drink it all once.

286
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,309
Did the director
get a hold of her?

287
00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,000
Yeah, yeah, she talked
to the director.

288
00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:25,100
Alright, cool.

289
00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,233
So, you meeting your
ex-girlfriend for lunch?

290
00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:28,533
Hey, here she is.

291
00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:29,733
Hi, Lucy.

292
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:30,967
Hey.

293
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,633
Found a spot on the street.

294
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,967
Hi, how you doing?

295
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,067
Good, how are you today?

296
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,400
This is Jeff Greene, my manager.

297
00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:37,767
Hey, how are you?

298
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,933
Very well, thanks.

299
00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,000
I know you.

300
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,167
Oh, really?

301
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,167
Yeah, I saw you in
that hurricane movie.

302
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,309
Oh, that's sweet, but I think

303
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,467
you're thinking of Jamie gertz.

304
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,233
( Jeff ) well, she
was in the tornado.

305
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,367
I did an asteroid.

306
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,967
Asteroid, hurricane, same thing.

307
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,833
You were very good.

308
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:54,833
Thank you.

309
00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:56,000
So?

310
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:59,533
Well, we're gonna
go have some lunch.

311
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,267
( Jeff ) yeah, I'm hungry too.

312
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,900
Well, they got some
good places around here.

313
00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:06,167
( Jeff ) they have great
places around here.

314
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,467
This is the best one in town,

315
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,567
right here, it's the best one.

316
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,066
A good lunch,
this is the place to go.

317
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,443
( Lucy ) great to meet
you, enjoy your lunch.

318
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,500
Thank you.

319
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,200
Wow.

320
00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,567
You're just a big bowl of wrong.

321
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,567
Ooh, goodnight, nurse!

322
00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,333
And you didn't go the the prom?

323
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,900
I didn't even know
there was a prom.

324
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,800
I can't believe we never
talked about this.

325
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,333
I had no idea that
a prom even existed.

326
00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,333
Your parents, your brother,

327
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,800
didn't alert you to...?

328
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:33,900
No.

329
00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:36,400
You'd think I would have
heard about in school,

330
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,633
but, I didn't.

331
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,333
Anyway, what's going on?

332
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,333
I'm very curious as to why

333
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,600
you invited me to lunch.

334
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:46,900
Well, okay, remember
when we were dating,

335
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,800
and I told you
about my stepfather,

336
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,467
and, what happened?

337
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,367
Yup, yup.

338
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,967
And, did not breathe
a word of it to anyone.

339
00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,700
Good, 'cause you're
the only person

340
00:11:57,733 --> 00:11:59,067
I ever told about that,

341
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,800
but, I kind of feel
like what happened,

342
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,400
I feel like it's
really starting to

343
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,500
effect my life, a lot, now.

344
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,100
And there's something called
an incest survivor group.

345
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:13,066
So, I don't wanna go alone,

346
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:16,067
and I was thinking, maybe...

347
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,333
Could you go with me?

348
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:24,167
Do you want me to spell it out?

349
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,343
Can you go with
me Larry, please?

350
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:27,600
You want me to go to the
incest group with you?

351
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:28,867
Yeah.

352
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,433
What would I do there?

353
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:36,300
You'd just be there with me.

354
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,066
There's nobody else

355
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,200
you feel comfortable going with?

356
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:41,273
Larry, there's nobody else

357
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,700
who knows about what happened,

358
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,167
except for,
you know, my stepdad.

359
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,633
I'm certainly not
gonna bring him.

360
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,967
Are you sure that you qualify
with your stepfather,

361
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,300
is that considered incest?

362
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,433
God, Larry!

363
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,367
No, if it's your
stepfather, Larry,

364
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,733
it's considered a date!

365
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:57,800
With all due respect
to your ordeal, but...

366
00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,467
I was just wondering
if they consider

367
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,133
that incest or not.

368
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,900
So, I guess it's
a legitimate question,

369
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,400
but, the answer is, "yes",

370
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,600
they consider that incest.

371
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,700
If you don't wanna go,
I'm not gonna make you do it.

372
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,167
I'll go, yeah.

373
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,167
Are you comfortable with that?

374
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,167
I want you to be comfortable,

375
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,500
I want you to be okay, so...

376
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,200
Uh, hi.

377
00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:26,067
What are you doing here?

378
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,767
I didn't know you
were gonna be here.

379
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,567
Well, sometimes when
we're not together,

380
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,333
I go to restaurants.

381
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,467
I guess we're all here.

382
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,767
( Cheryl ) hi...

383
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800
( Larry ) yeah, you
remember her from...

384
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,400
And that's Nancy.

385
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,967
Lucy, hi, nice to meet you.

386
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,433
Nancy's a friend of Cheryl's,

387
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,300
and a friend of mine, too.

388
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,767
Thanks, Larry.

389
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,600
So, what's going on?

390
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:49,967
Just a little lunch.

391
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,567
Do you wanna sit down...

392
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,367
Oh, no, no, no.

393
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,233
Sit, sit, why don't you sit?

394
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,333
No, no, no...

395
00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,600
We need our time alone.

396
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,933
We're gonna go eat.

397
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,933
Good to see you.

398
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,267
And you.

399
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,433
It was great to see you,

400
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,100
I knew I'd see you again.

401
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,967
Yeah, it was nice to meet you.

402
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,067
Nice to meet you.

403
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,200
( Nancy ) bye-bye, Larry.

404
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,400
Bye.

405
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,100
( Alarm chirping )

406
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,500
( Jeff ) hey!

407
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,067
Hey!

408
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,300
Hey, fat man!

409
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,833
Oh, man, listen, uh,

410
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:32,133
that chick you had lunch with.

411
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,533
Is she married?

412
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,900
Uh-uh.

413
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,967
No?

414
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,667
Is she going out with anybody?

415
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:41,400
Hey, you got her number,

416
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,500
by some chance?

417
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,967
What do you want her number for?

418
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,267
Uh, just, representation stuff.

419
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,767
Talk to her about
working with her.

420
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,066
So, you wanna work with her,

421
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,333
I understand.

422
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,800
You just wanna help her career.

423
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,800
Just wanna help
her out, that's all.

424
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,066
Yeah, I'll call your house,

425
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,067
and I'll leave it with susie.

426
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,100
How's that?

427
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,133
You know what?

428
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,176
Just leave it at the office.

429
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,267
Okay, I'll leave it
at the office.

430
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,343
Thank you, very much,
I appreciate it,

431
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,567
you're a good man.

432
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,767
You're a great guy,
helping her out like that.

433
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,433
I'm not a good man,
you're a great man.

434
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,600
My name is Cynthia,

435
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,533
and I'm an incest survivor.

436
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,733
Okay, this is the part
where you guys say,

437
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:22,867
"hello, Cynthia."

438
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,567
Hello, Cynthia. Hello, Cynthia.

439
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,467
You'll get used to
it, you're new.

440
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,333
I wanna commend you all

441
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:32,066
for having the courage
to step forward.

442
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,167
I want you all to feel safe.

443
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,700
And this is our
number one rule here,

444
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,233
what is said in this room,

445
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:42,467
stays in this room.

446
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,633
We have total anonymity here.

447
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,600
And if we could, right now,

448
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,333
put our hands together,

449
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,767
and this sort of establishes

450
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,533
a circle of sharing.

451
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,733
I want you all
to feel comfortable

452
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:57,200
with each other.

453
00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:01,067
That all being said,
I want to remind you,

454
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,733
and say this with me,

455
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:05,733
it's not my fault.

456
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,833
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.

457
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,300
Good.

458
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:14,100
On that note,
if you'd like to share.

459
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:18,633
Um, my name's Gwendolyn,

460
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:22,367
and I'm an incest survivor.

461
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,300
Hello, Gwendolyn.

462
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,833
It's really scary to say that.

463
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,500
My first perpetrator
was my grandfather,

464
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,967
who's a very dashing,
handsome man.

465
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,933
He looked like Tyrone power.

466
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:41,833
He would come into
my room wearing a mask

467
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,200
and we would play
Zorro and consuelo

468
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:49,433
and he would make a "z"
on my tummy with a feather

469
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,833
and then later, with his sword.

470
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,667
( Coughing )

471
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:59,200
The next incident was
at a family reunion

472
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,567
up at our house in casaic.

473
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,700
They had laid out
platters of great food,

474
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,167
one of which was
my favorite dish,

475
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,833
ambrosia, you know,

476
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:11,467
that fruit salad
with the marshmallows

477
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,433
and the coconut
and the cherries.

478
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,967
And my uncle Pete
on my father's side

479
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,133
and my uncle ned
on my mother's side

480
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:22,433
approached me and told me that

481
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,433
they could help me
with the recipe

482
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:25,900
and teach me how to make it.

483
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,600
So they took me into the house,

484
00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,066
into a back bedroom,

485
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:32,100
and, became overly avuncular,

486
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,066
which was really odd

487
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,300
because they never
really got along.

488
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,700
And they were even bickering

489
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,500
while they were
having sex with me,

490
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,167
arguing about who was
gonna stand guard

491
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,167
and positions and technique,

492
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,067
and, you know,
undermining each other,

493
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,860
berating each other
while they were doing it.

494
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,700
There's one more event
I'd like to talk about.

495
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,067
I'm not sure if it counts.

496
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,133
It was my stepbrother,

497
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,567
does a stepbrother count?

498
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,100
It's not a really
blood relative.

499
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,767
So, does it count?

500
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,667
( Cynthia ) step counts.

501
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,600
Remember that everybody,
step counts.

502
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,243
( Gwendolyn ) well, I
think that I'll save it

503
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:10,333
for another meeting.

504
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,633
I've taken up a lot of time.

505
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:15,100
You know, it really feels good

506
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,467
to unburden myself, you know.

507
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,667
This means that today
I don't have to cut myself

508
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,567
or put cigarettes out...

509
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,333
So, it's, like,

510
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,467
I go to visit my family,

511
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,200
and, they just deny
my existence, you know?

512
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,600
"You're not there,
you're not there."

513
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,167
I'm right here!

514
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,066
I wanna scream at them,
"I'm here, I'm here...!

515
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,500
I'm here!!"

516
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,567
Thanks for letting me share,

517
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,667
thanks, so much.

518
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,067
( Cynthia ) thank you, Trudy.

519
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,300
Thanks.

520
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,333
Thank you.

521
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,066
Thank you.

522
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,733
Okay, next.

523
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,233
You're up.

524
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,500
Go ahead.

525
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,867
My name is Todd,

526
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,533
and, I'm an incest survivor.

527
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:23,467
Hi, Todd. Hi, Todd.

528
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,300
Hello.

529
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,400
I had sex with my uncle,

530
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,067
when I was twelve.

531
00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:33,700
He lived in great neck.

532
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,133
He was a doctor, an osteopath.

533
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,100
I don't even know what they do,

534
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,567
but, I know they're doctors.

535
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,667
It's something to do
with muscles, I think.

536
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,567
That's neither here
nor there, really.

537
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,600
I told you I was gonna
have lunch with her.

538
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:56,867
I know.

539
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,267
It's so different to walk in

540
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,233
and actually see
you guys together.

541
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,233
Hey, if I like her so much,

542
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,667
how come I broke up with her?

543
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,233
You broke up with her?

544
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,267
Oh, right, yes,

545
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,633
I know that's impossible,

546
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,700
for an idiot like me

547
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,533
to ever break up with a woman.

548
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,167
Well, it just seems like...

549
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,667
Fine, you can go back
to your "vagina monologues",

550
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,767
thank you.

551
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,767
Oh, speaking of,

552
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,609
I'm supposed to meet the
director tomorrow at 11:30.

553
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,733
I broke up with her.

554
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:22,900
That's great.

555
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,400
Well, it just doesn't seem...

556
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,833
It's impossible, yeah.

557
00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,200
I'm not saying impossible.

558
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,009
Okay, so, you're supposed to
meet the director tomorrow.

559
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,767
I don't have the car.

560
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,600
Oh, would you like a ride?

561
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,967
Mm-hmm.

562
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,367
Yeah, I'll give you a ride.

563
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,467
Thank you.

564
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,500
You're welcome.

565
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:43,100
Listen to this,
I say, "you look great."

566
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,000
"And she says, so do you.

567
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,567
"I say, but, I only have

568
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,767
"this white cotton bra
and underpants.

569
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,700
"Then she undresses me slowly.

570
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,867
"The alcohol has gone to my head

571
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,933
"and I'm loose and ready.

572
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,767
"She gently and slowly
lays me out on the bed

573
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:02,200
"and just our bodies
rubbing makes me come.

574
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:05,100
"Then she does everything
to me and my vagina

575
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,066
"that I always thought
was nasty before,

576
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,767
"and, wow, I'm so hot,

577
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,067
so wild."

578
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,433
What are you doing?

579
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:15,609
What do you mean,
what am I doing?

580
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:16,767
I'm initiating.

581
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,500
No, no, no, listen,
I've got to read this

582
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,066
before I meet this
woman tomorrow.

583
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,800
Come on, give me five minutes.

584
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,567
No, I am in the middle of this!

585
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,609
Two minutes and we'll be done.

586
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,333
Why would I?

587
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,109
"Afterward, the gorgeous lady
teaches me everything

588
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,567
"about my vagina.

589
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,433
"She makes me play with
myself in front of her

590
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,367
"and she tells me
to always know how

591
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,133
"to give myself pleasure,

592
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,567
so I'll never need
to rely on a man."

593
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,400
If they took
all the pillows away,

594
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,066
there was no more
pillows in the world,

595
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,667
do you think that would

596
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,900
affect you adversely?

597
00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:56,176
Do you think
you would notice it?

598
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,243
Do you think it
would bother you,

599
00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:58,867
like, throughout the day...

600
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,800
"There's no pillows
on this couch."

601
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,533
I know at night,

602
00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:04,367
it would have
an affect at night.

603
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,900
What?

604
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,400
What? A world without pillows.

605
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:10,500
A "twilight zone" episode,

606
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:11,533
all the pillows are gone.

607
00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:13,400
There are no pillows.

608
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,567
There's cushions to sit on,
but no pillows.

609
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,833
Cheryl?

610
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:18,933
Wendy, hi.

611
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,633
It is such a
pleasure to meet you.

612
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:21,867
Oh, the pleasure is all mine.

613
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,867
I saw you in a
production of "company",

614
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,800
in New York years ago.

615
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,167
You were sensational.

616
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,500
Thank you.

617
00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:31,200
Todd?

618
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,900
What are you doing here?

619
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,133
It's Larry.

620
00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,467
Wait, do you guys
know each other?

621
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,467
( Wendy ) well, we
can't talk about it.

622
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,733
Okay, this is my husband, Larry.

623
00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,733
So, how do you know her?

624
00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,833
Well, you know what it was,

625
00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:56,233
it was that newsstand
on las palmas,

626
00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:58,467
and he was teasing me

627
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,367
'cause I was reading
"dog fancy" magazine.

628
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,833
Right?

629
00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:05,067
Right, yeah, at the newsstand.

630
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,067
He was so funny, by the way.

631
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,833
You are so lucky to have
such a funny husband.

632
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:12,167
But, you called him "Todd".

633
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200
It's the name he gave me.

634
00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:15,567
I get sick of saying Larry.

635
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,867
So, I say "Todd" to
strangers sometimes.

636
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,767
On occasion, I make up
stupid names for myself.

637
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,633
I have told people
that my name was "Thor"...

638
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,900
Okay, alright...

639
00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:29,567
Let's just wait a second.

640
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,300
This just seems very odd.

641
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,867
Listen, listen,

642
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,600
do you guys know each other?

643
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:36,400
You have nothing
to be worried about.

644
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:38,066
It's just kind of personal.

645
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,533
Oh, it is?

646
00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:43,600
I can't deal with this.

647
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:45,533
I am sorry, I'm sorry.

648
00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:47,767
This is too strange for me.

649
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,333
Oh, no, no, Cheryl,
don't do this, please.

650
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:51,576
You're gonna have
to find another actress.

651
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,633
Oh, please, Cheryl,
don't do this.

652
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,267
I'm begging you.

653
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,767
It's not what you think.

654
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,167
( Cheryl ) Larry, I'll
talk to you later.

655
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,833
Listen, I wanna make
one thing very clear,

656
00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:03,609
you cannot mention one word
of what you heard.

657
00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,500
Don't worry, I would
never betray you.

658
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:08,367
Thank you.

659
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,533
You're welcome.

660
00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:11,909
( Larry ) she had sex
with her grandfather!

661
00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,543
Then she had sex with
her uncles, both uncles!

662
00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,176
One on her mother's side
and one on her father's side,

663
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,276
and they didn't even get along!

664
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,500
Even as they were doing it,

665
00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:19,476
they were fighting over
who was gonna guard the door.

666
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,066
And then she had sex
with her stepbrother,

667
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:23,066
and she wasn't even sure
if that was incest or not,

668
00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:24,500
and I completely understood,

669
00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:25,967
and she even asked
the group leader.

670
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:28,133
And the group leader said
that a step is incest...

671
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,267
Right.

672
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,067
And she wasn't even done,
she had more,

673
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,767
she had to stop,
she's gonna finish next week.

674
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,333
That's horrible, I had no idea.

675
00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,867
And the whole time they're
telling us about anonymity.

676
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,367
You can't say
anything to anybody

677
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,543
about what's being
said in the room.

678
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,800
So, no wonder.

679
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,267
What can you say?

680
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,433
Oh, my god, and
then I stormed out,

681
00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:49,100
and I told her to
get another actress,

682
00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:50,309
and I've just ruined
all my chances.

683
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,967
Well, I'm sure that they
didn't find anybody yet.

684
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,233
Why don't you call her up?

685
00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:55,733
I can't call her now.

686
00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:58,367
Won't she know that you've
talked to me about this?

687
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,443
'Cause how else would we have
resolved it so quickly?

688
00:25:00,467 --> 00:25:02,933
Right, right, she'll know
that I told you.

689
00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:04,400
Yeah.

690
00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:06,267
What the hell are
we gonna tell her?

691
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,900
Wendy, I just wanted
to tell you how sorry I am

692
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,767
about everything
that happened today,

693
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,733
and, I've been talking to Larry

694
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,967
and he told me all about
how you met at

695
00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,600
the gamblers anonymous meeting.

696
00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:22,633
Right.

697
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:24,667
And I'm not gonna say a word,

698
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:25,867
cross my heart.

699
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,533
I completely understand.

700
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,333
Larry has laid his cards out,

701
00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:32,400
on the table.

702
00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:35,733
You know what?

703
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:39,200
I didn't even know
he had a gambling problem

704
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,767
until today.

705
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,333
So, imagine what
we've been talking

706
00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:45,800
back and forth about.

707
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,233
So, listen, I just
wanted to apologize

708
00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:50,200
for everything, and
I wanted to let you know

709
00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:53,533
that I am absolutely thrilled,

710
00:25:53,567 --> 00:25:56,767
and I'd be honored
if I could do the play...

711
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:04,467
You've re-cast already?

712
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,800
Lucy montone?

713
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,300
Well, that seems so sudden.

714
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,867
I was just there.

715
00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,567
Her manager called you.

716
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,200
Jeff Greene?

717
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:22,467
I did the new "dark shadows"
for a couple of years,

718
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,867
and then I did "rock cop".

719
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,700
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

720
00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:28,066
that was good, "rock cop".

721
00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,933
Wow, blue label.

722
00:26:29,967 --> 00:26:31,067
Yep.

723
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:35,300
It was a gift from Cheryl David.

724
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,333
That's ironic.

725
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,300
Are you gonna be alright
driving after we drink?

726
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,833
Oh, we'll wait it out.

727
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:43,533
Here's to
"the vagina monologues".

728
00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,900
Hey, here's to the vagina.

729
00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:53,300
( Doorbell )

730
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,933
( Larry ) hey, that
must be Nathan.

731
00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:56,600
Yeah, yeah, I'll get it.

732
00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,767
Hi, please come in.

733
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,067
Oh, good to see you.

734
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,600
Hi, hey!

735
00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:04,467
I am so sorry I'm late.

736
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,066
Oh, don't worry about it.

737
00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,867
There was an
accident on the 405,

738
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:11,267
a one-car accident,
terrible accident,

739
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,067
lots of traffic,
confusion and so on.

740
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,800
I'm a doctor, I had to stop.

741
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,300
Not that I could do anything.

742
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,067
Finally, they got him
out of the car,

743
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,767
big, big fat guy

744
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,066
and a woman, a real
jazzy number.

745
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:26,700
Both of them obviously
drunk out of their minds.

746
00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:28,500
He seemed okay,

747
00:27:28,533 --> 00:27:32,433
but, she's gonna be
laid up for a while,

748
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:33,533
I'm afraid.

749
00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:34,933
She's really in bad shape.

750
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:37,200
And this car,
this beautiful car.

751
00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:39,200
Oh, crushed.

752
00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:40,833
A '57 Chevy.

753
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,967
You know, a classic.

754
00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,567
Convertible?

755
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,433
Yeah, convertible.

756
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:48,833
Oh, I'd give my eye teeth
for that thing.

757
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,833
Right, right.

758
00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:52,233
You guys must be starved.

759
00:27:52,267 --> 00:27:53,467
Yeah, well, I'm hungry.

760
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,633
Wanna go?

761
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:56,633
Yeah, let's go.

762
00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:59,767
You know, Jeff has
a '57 Chevy convertible.

763
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,733
I know... And he is fat.

764
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,533
Hey! Hi!

765
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,167
Oh, my god.

766
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,209
( Larry ) alright, we're
not gonna stay long.

767
00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:15,967
We just came to wish you luck.

768
00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:18,200
Thank you.

769
00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:19,243
( Nathan ) I won't kiss you,

770
00:28:19,267 --> 00:28:20,467
it'll mess up your makeup.

771
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,600
No, please.

772
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,833
But you look gorgeous.

773
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,500
Oh, thank you.

774
00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:25,576
Look at that pompadour
you got there.

775
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,867
It's not a pompadour.

776
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,533
No, somebody spent a lot of time

777
00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:30,733
getting my hair to
look just like this.

778
00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:34,300
Oh, gosh, I'm trying to
shake out the nerves...

779
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:35,767
Oh, don't be nervous.

780
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,133
You only have to talk about it.

781
00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:38,700
You don't have to show it.

782
00:28:38,733 --> 00:28:40,133
Okay, thank you.

783
00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,533
Everybody's a comedian.

784
00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:43,067
See how much he's taught me?

785
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,267
Yeah!

786
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,467
I hate to run you guys out,

787
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,967
but I need a few minutes
to collect my thoughts.

788
00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:50,167
Okay, uncle and I,
we'll be gone, goodbye.

789
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,333
( Wendy ) hey, hey,
how's my trooper?

790
00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,067
This is the director, Wendy.

791
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,500
This is my uncle, Dr. Gordon.

792
00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:58,733
How do you do?

793
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,433
The osteopath?

794
00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:06,367
Yeah, how'd you know?

795
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,833
Get out of here.

796
00:29:07,867 --> 00:29:08,867
What?

797
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,500
Get out of here!

798
00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:13,067
Get out of here,
you fucking ece of shit!

799
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:15,100
Get out, you filthy animal!

800
00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:19,067
You fucking turd!
Get out of here!!

801
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:21,833
How dare you?!

802
00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:24,533
Wait for me outside.

803
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I'll meet you after the show.

804
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( Wendy ) you filthy beast!

805
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You coward!

806
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You fucking asshole, you coward!

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