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No, no, don't eat cookies,

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it's almost time for dinner.

3
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Why don't we go out?

4
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Chinese?

5
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Chinese, that would be great.

6
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We could stop
and get a drink first.

7
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What do you mean stop
and have a drink first?

8
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We can stop at, uh...

9
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Ooh, you know
where I want to go?

10
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Castle del mar,

11
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the fancy restaurant
by the water.

12
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Then we can stop
and have a leisurely drink.

13
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Are you kidding, you can have
a drink at the restaurant

14
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if you want to have a drink.

15
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No, but this will be nice.4

16
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it'll be just
a few hours of hanging out,

17
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having a drink.

18
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You know, first you
want to just stop off

19
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and have a drink there
and then get back in the car,

20
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and then drive
to the restaurant.

21
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It seems like you should just go

22
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and get the drink
at the restaurant, no?

23
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I would like to stop off
and have a drink on the way.

24
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But it's the same drink,

25
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what's the difference
where you have the drink?

26
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It's a different atmosphere,
you know what...

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I don't understand,
it's a different atmosphere,

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what, I thought...

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Yeah.

30
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But it's the drink, isn't it?

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They have the drink
at the restaurant.

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What's the difference
what the atmosphere is?

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It's a big difference.

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But don't you want to eat?

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I do want to eat,

36
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but I would like to sit there
and have a drink and socialize,

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and not have food passing by us.

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I don't see how you could just
sit there and have a drink,

39
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and knowing that you
want to leave to eat.

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When you're thinking about food,

41
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how can you sit and relax and
have a drink, it just doesn't...

42
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You're missing
the whole point of the drink.

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That's it!

44
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What is the point of the drink?

45
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I am missing
the point of the drink.

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Because now you're at a place
where everyone's sitting around

47
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having cocktails
and socializing.

48
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Well, then why even
go to the restaurant,

49
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if the restaurant
isn't socializing,

50
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then why go to the restaurant?

51
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I don't want to go.

52
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Fine, we'll just get
take out food, great.

53
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That's fine.

54
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Good.

55
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Here you are, sir.

56
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Thank you very much.

57
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And here's your food.

58
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Okay.

59
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Enjoy your dinner.

60
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Thank you.

61
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Bye bye.

62
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* rollin' rollin' rollin' *

63
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alright.

64
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* keep those rollin'
rollin' rollin'... *

65
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hey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus called.

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Oh, okay

67
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did you tell her the idea yet?

68
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No, I'm gonna pitch it
to her tomorrow.

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Oh, she's gonna love it, I bet.

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Yeah?

71
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Yeah, don't you think?

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Ah, we'll see.

73
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Oh, my elbow is killing me.

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This tennis elbow.

75
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Oh, yeah, you know
what you should do,

76
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you should call Joe Joe.

77
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Didn't you say he leaves
marks on you sometimes?

78
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He does, he leaves
some black and blue marks,

79
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but he'll fix it.

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What is this,
is this garlic noodles?

81
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That does not look
like kung pao shrimp.

82
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This isn't our food.

83
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Mm hmm.

84
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Did you check the order
before you left?

85
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Yeah, I did, but I decided
to take the wrong food home.

86
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Thank you,
thank you for inquiring.

87
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Well, I guess you'll just
have to run back there,

88
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and get the right order.

89
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What a pain in the ass.

90
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If you could hurry,
that would be great 'cause...

91
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I'll try.

92
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I'm really hungry.

93
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Idiots.

94
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Yes, sir, how can I help you?

95
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We got the wrong order, here.

96
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Oh, I'm so sorry, are you David?

97
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Yeah.

98
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That man just
brought back your order.

99
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This is it,
I'm so sorry that happened.

100
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Sir?

101
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Oh, okay, this is mine?

102
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This is yours.

103
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Okay, thank you.

104
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You're welcome.

105
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Alan.

106
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Oh, my god.

107
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Here's your food.

108
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What?

109
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We got our orders mixed up.

110
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Oh, god.

111
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You almost had
my kung pao shrimp.

112
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How are you?

113
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Good, how are you doing?

114
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Good, everything good?

115
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Yeah.

116
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Cheryl good?

117
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Yeah, how's everything
at, "hbo"?

118
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Tremendous, just terrific.

119
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Yeah.

120
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Wonderful, couldn't be better.

121
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Good.

122
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We should, get out of here.

123
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Yeah.

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I'm back.

125
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Oh, good.

126
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Oh, good.

127
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Well, that was really pleasant.

128
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Thank you so much,
it'll be worth it.

129
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You know who I ran into,
Alan wassermann.

130
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That's who had our food,

131
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Alan wassermann.

132
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Wait, am I, do I know him?

133
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The guy from "hbo",
the president of "hbo".

134
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Oh, oooh.

135
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Yeah, remember two years ago
I got out of that special.

136
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I told him my stepfather
got in an accident.

137
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Yeah, why did you make up
a lie about a stepfather?

138
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You don't even
have a stepfather.

139
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Well, I just thought
it was a better lie.

140
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'Cause you make up a lie
about a stepfather,

141
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you'll be believed,
don't you think?

142
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That must've been awkward.

143
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Yeah, it was pretty awkward,

144
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but he didn't mention anything,
and neither did I,

145
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so, I don't know.

146
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Want some noodles?

147
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Get some of this
kung pao shrimp.

148
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Where's all the shrimp, here?

149
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Hmm?

150
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Where's all the shrimp?
There's only three shrimp.

151
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In that giant container
there's...

152
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Yeah, three shrimp.

153
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There's usually more than that.

154
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There's, like, 10.

155
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Well, you can have 'em.

156
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Did he take the shrimp?

157
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I'll bet you he took the shrimp.

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Wassermann?

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Yeah.

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He was probably hungry,
he got the container.

161
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He knew, he saw
it wasn't his food.

162
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And he ate shrimp,
and then brought it back.

163
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Would he really do something
like that, though?

164
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What do you mean
would he really...

165
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There's three shrimp in there.

166
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I really don't want to be eating
after somebody else.

167
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Well, I mean, it's just
the whole notion of,

168
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the guy gets
the wrong order of food,

169
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and takes food
that doesn't belong to him.

170
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And then returns it?

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What, thinking
we're not gonna notice this?

172
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The guy took our shrimp.

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Good, nice move.

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Hi, lar.

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It's good to see you.

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Yeah, good to see you.

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Did it take you
a long time to get here?

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Well, maybe about
25 minutes, half hour.

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Oh my god, that traffic.

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Yeah...

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Next time I'll
come to your office.

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No, what are you kidding?

183
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No, I'm not kidding.

184
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You don't have to come,
I'll come here next time.

185
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I'm happy to come
to your office.

186
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You don't have to come to me,
I'm very happy to come here.

187
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No, we can go back and forth.

188
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We don't need back and forth,
we'll just do forth,

189
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we don't need back.

190
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You've turned into
a very nice man all of a sudden.

191
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I'm a lovely gentleman.

192
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So, what's this idea,
I'm dying to hear it.

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Alright, here's the idea.

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Yeah.

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That you play an actress.

196
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Who was on a big t.V. Show,
a big hit show, like a Seinfeld.

197
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And when the show ends,

198
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the actress has
trouble getting work.

199
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Because everybody identifies her
with this character,

200
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who she played on the show.

201
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Right.

202
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Let's say she played,
um, Evelyn, okay.

203
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Okay.

204
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And she grows to hate
the character, Evelyn.

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And she becomes
embittered and hostile,

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and all these people who are
yelling out Evelyn all the time,

207
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and everybody wants
her to do Evelyn.

208
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And she can't get work
because of Evelyn.

209
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And that's the show?

210
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That's the show.

211
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That's a pretty
interesting idea.

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You think so?

213
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Yeah, the thing that
I love about it is that,

214
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you know,
this does happen to me.

215
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And it happens to you,
you're able to deal with this.

216
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"Elaine, Elaine,
are you Elaine?"

217
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I mean, that happened to me
last week, I was skiing.

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Hey Evelyn, Evelyn,
it'll be on the series, Evelyn.

219
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"Hey Evelyn".

220
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Hey, that's a good name
for the series.

221
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How about this,
"aren't you Evelyn?"

222
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"Aren't you Evelyn?"

223
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That's pretty good.

224
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I mean, I think
it's a really funny idea.

225
00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:07,367
But I wonder if it's
better suited for somebody...

226
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Like Jason.

227
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Jason, I don't...

228
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This isn't Jason at all.

229
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I think he's completely
wrong for it.

230
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Well, I mean,
but he played such a...

231
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I don't know,
an idiot on the show.

232
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Maybe it would be better suited
for somebody like Jason.

233
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I could see you being
more frustrated than Jason,

234
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'cause you know how many
different things you can do.

235
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Yeah, that's true.

236
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Really, this is all he can do,
between you and me.

237
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Yeah, you know, I'm more...

238
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Yeah, you're more versatile.

239
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Versatile.

240
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Right, that's why
I see it for you.

241
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Yeah, alright,
I like this idea a lot.

242
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You do?

243
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Yeah, I like it.

244
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Oh, good, I'm so relieved.

245
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So let's pitch it,
let's pitch it to "hbo".

246
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At "hbo"?

247
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Well, I want to be able
to say "fuck", you know.

248
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What's the big deal
about saying fuck?

249
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Cocksucker.

250
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You don't want to say those,
you don't need to say that.

251
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You know, I haven't really
gotten to say that a lot.

252
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I haven't.

253
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,676
I would like to
be able to say that,

254
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fuck.

255
00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:08,066
Besides, I have a little
problem with that, uh...

256
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The guy who runs it up there,
Alan wassermann.

257
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,233
Oh, the president?

258
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Yeah.

259
00:09:12,267 --> 00:09:13,533
What problem?

260
00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,409
I think he's a bad guy,
I'm not gonna go into why.

261
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I just don't think
he's a good guy at all.

262
00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:18,833
But, I mean, what if
we didn't deal with him?

263
00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,343
Let me tell you why
I'm bringing this up.

264
00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,200
I've got a friend,
a pretty good friend,

265
00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,300
Michael halbreich,
who works there,

266
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,476
I don't know if you know him.

267
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,233
Gay guy?

268
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,133
Gay, no, he's not gay,
he's married.

269
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,733
Michael halbreich?

270
00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:31,767
Yeah.

271
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,767
Really?

272
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,733
Yeah, he's married.

273
00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,143
Oh, I could have sworn
he was gay, that guy.

274
00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,933
Oh, no,
I've known him for years.

275
00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:40,267
In fact, I'm in a poker game
with Michael and his wife...

276
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,567
Boy, that's great,
I wish I was in a poker game.

277
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,176
Well, that's what I was gonna
say, why don't you join?

278
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,409
Because one of the couples
who's in the game,

279
00:09:45,433 --> 00:09:46,443
they're going to
the galapagos islands,

280
00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:47,767
they're not gonna be around,

281
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,066
and it would be great if you
and Cheryl would like to play,

282
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,367
'cause we actually
need another couple.

283
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,600
I'll ask Cheryl.

284
00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:56,333
I'll play even if
she doesn't want to.

285
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,900
Okay, yeah, ask her,

286
00:09:57,933 --> 00:09:59,043
and then you could
also get to know him.

287
00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,000
He's a nice guy.

288
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,167
Okay.

289
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,643
I'd just like
to put "hbo" in the mix,

290
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,700
I'd really like to.

291
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,033
Alright, "hbo".

292
00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:08,067
Alright, exciting.

293
00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:14,367
Ow, oh, ow.

294
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:19,433
Ow, ow, ah, oh god,

295
00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:20,800
geez, ow!

296
00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:24,200
That a way, Joe Joe.
Get in there.

297
00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,267
Ah, shut...

298
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,000
Get in there.

299
00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,509
She has a very
high tolerance for pain,

300
00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:30,167
this woman,
don't worry about it.

301
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,500
Ow, wait, wait, that's ow...

302
00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:36,433
Julie Louis-Dreyfus
invited us to play poker.

303
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,233
She's in this poker game...

304
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,809
Okay, do we have to talk
about this right now?

305
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,400
Ow, ow.

306
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,433
We're finished.

307
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,500
That's it?

308
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:45,367
That's it, just got
to wash my hands.

309
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,733
Thank you.

310
00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,200
The man's an artist.

311
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,833
Oh, my god.

312
00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,900
What happened, he hurt you?

313
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,133
Oh, my god.

314
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,600
What do you got?

315
00:10:55,633 --> 00:10:57,833
Oh, that's nothing.

316
00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,100
That's gonna be
a lot worse in two days.

317
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,933
I really don't like
that you're taking

318
00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,433
so much pleasure in this.

319
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,333
Oh.

320
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,400
Anybody have a cough drop?

321
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,066
Would you like
a Fisherman's friend?

322
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,209
Yeah, sure, give me
a Fisherman's friend.

323
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:14,243
Alright, have one of these.

324
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,367
Thank you.

325
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,867
Do you want one Julia?

326
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:17,967
Alright, thank you.

327
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:20,433
Mm, very good.

328
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:23,333
Boy, I can't believe we're here.

329
00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,476
I know, this is amazing,
isn't it?

330
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,500
Pitching another show.

331
00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:26,567
It's exciting.

332
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,433
The two of us,
doing this together?

333
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,167
Oh, lord,
I don't like this at all.

334
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,167
Oh, I like it a lot.

335
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,067
How long have you
been her manager?

336
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,333
Uh, three...

337
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:36,900
No, almost, actually four years.

338
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,367
Is it four now?

339
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,176
Well, time flies
when you're having fun, hey?

340
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,167
Yeah.

341
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,667
Even when you're not.

342
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,267
Ooh.

343
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,776
So, tell me what you
think of this, okay.

344
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,367
What?

345
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,833
My wife and I are going out for
Chinese food the other night.

346
00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:52,700
She said that she wants
to stop off for a drink first.

347
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,733
I don't get this.

348
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:59,333
Why park the car,
go into this hotel,

349
00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:02,200
have the drink,
then come back out,

350
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:05,133
get in the car again,
drive to the restaurant.

351
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,133
It just seems like
a huge waste of time,

352
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,133
you can get a drink
at the restaurant.

353
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,343
It's sort of an old-fashioned...

354
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,400
Yeah, it is.

355
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,700
Romantic idea, don't you think?

356
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:12,767
Yeah, it's lovely.

357
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,800
We're just going out
to eat, that's all.

358
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,400
Did you go out for the drink?

359
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,467
No.

360
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,500
Was she mad?

361
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:19,600
Very annoyed.

362
00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:21,243
Yeah, we're not
on good terms because of it.

363
00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,333
I think you were totally right.

364
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,100
Yeah, see.

365
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,300
It makes no sense, unless
you're trying to get laid.

366
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,133
And maybe that's what
she was trying to do.

367
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,433
Maybe Cheryl wanted to get laid.

368
00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,133
Okay, I got your point.

369
00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:37,900
Listen, the two of you
will take this.

370
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:39,109
You know, I'll just,
I'll introduce it,

371
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,400
and you'll run with it, okay?

372
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:41,767
Yeah.

373
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,909
They're ready for you guys now.

374
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,767
Oh, then here we go then.

375
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,800
You ready?

376
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,400
Hey.

377
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,067
Hey, there they are.

378
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,233
Hi, how are you?

379
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:52,433
Good to see you too.

380
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,133
Hi, Michael, how are you?

381
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,533
Oh, European.

382
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,567
Yes, very.

383
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,333
Oh, hi, how are you?

384
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,066
Everybody, good to see you.

385
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,567
Do you know, Michael halbreich?

386
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,767
Yeah, hi Michael.

387
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,843
Larry, nice to see you again.

388
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,867
Very cute.

389
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,267
I have it in blue too.

390
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,343
Really, I gave Melissa
one of those, it's really nice.

391
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:09,333
Hey, honey.

392
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,333
You alright?

393
00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:11,333
Hi, Larry, it's Judy.

394
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:12,576
Well, it's nice to see you here.

395
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,309
Boy, that, took about
45 minutes for that, didn't it?

396
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,300
Yeah.

397
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,300
Jesus Christ.

398
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,367
Sorry, Larry.

399
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,367
Hey, you gotta make the nice.

400
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,367
Yeah.

401
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,367
Gotta make the nice.

402
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,367
You've gotta make the nice.

403
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,400
Yeah.

404
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:23,400
How's your step father doing?

405
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:24,833
Good.

406
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,533
He's doing better now, huh?

407
00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:27,800
Yeah.

408
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,833
Yeah, miraculous recovery
he had, huh?

409
00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:31,633
( Laughing )

410
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,967
Alright, so, talk to me.

411
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:38,066
Uh, we got a big show to pitch
for you, big, big show.

412
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,067
Alright.

413
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,443
Something different,
something interesting.

414
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:43,167
I'll let the principles
take care of it for you.

415
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,733
Alright, well, Larry
and I were talking about this...

416
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:49,067
Concept recently, and I think
it's pretty exciting.

417
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,200
Alright, you start,
and then I'll, you know,

418
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:53,500
do a dance
and cheerlead and stuff.

419
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,600
( Laughing )

420
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:59,500
How were the garlic noodles,
the other night?

421
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,067
What?

422
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,233
The garlic noodles?

423
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:05,667
I didn't touch
your garlic noodles.

424
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,467
I didn't say you touched
my garlic noodles.

425
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,067
They were your garlic noodles.

426
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,300
Right.

427
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,300
But you did touch the shrimp.

428
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,067
What are you talking about?

429
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,067
What are you talking about?

430
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,067
Right al.

431
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,233
I ordered Chinese food
the other night,

432
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,733
and we got our orders mixed up,

433
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:23,100
and when I got
my order back from him,

434
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,200
about seven or eight shrimp
were missing.

435
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,633
Oh, no.

436
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,233
Mysteriously disappeared,

437
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,667
the shrimp
mysteriously disappeared.

438
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,800
I didn't touch your shrimp.

439
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,843
Who gives a shit, come on Larry.

440
00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,276
I don't want to talk
about the shrimp,

441
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,576
I would understand that you don't
want to talk about it, yeah.

442
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,300
Look, Larry, you got your food,
I got my food.

443
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,467
Yeah, you got your full order,
I got mine, minus seven shrimp.

444
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,700
You counted the shrimp,
you're a shrimp counter now.

445
00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:46,900
Well, it's pretty obvious
when there's two shrimp.

446
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:47,900
Right, listen, Larry,

447
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,066
I didn't touch
your fucking shrimp.

448
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,233
Really?

449
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,843
If you want shrimp,
take your $475 million,

450
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:52,833
and go buy
a fucking shrimp boat.

451
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,100
Yeah, okay.

452
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,333
Larry, come on.

453
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,067
Oh, he's gonna walk out now.

454
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,600
This is what he's famous for.

455
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:01,066
Nothing changes
in 25 years with this guy.

456
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,667
Same shit.

457
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:10,100
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

458
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,133
I'm so sorry.

459
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,509
What where you doing?
What was that?

460
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,633
He insulted me.

461
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,233
How?

462
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,333
He implied that I was lying
about my stepfather.

463
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:19,633
You don't have a stepfather.

464
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,700
I know, but I didn't
like the implication.

465
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,143
The implication for
your imaginary stepfather?

466
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,833
How can he insult you about
somebody who's imaginary, Larry.

467
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:26,867
For goodness sake...

468
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,333
Well, because it was...

469
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:31,267
Let me just ask you something,
what is the shrimp business?

470
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,933
Well, he got my container,
by mistake,

471
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,409
from the Chinese restaurant, and
he took out eight shrimp from it,

472
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,800
that didn't belong to him,
and then gave it back to me.

473
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,066
As if I wasn't gonna know
that he took the shrimp.

474
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,467
What does he think, I'm a moron?

475
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:47,300
Larry, everybody steals shrimp,
and everybody lies about it.

476
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,066
This is Hollywood.

477
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,143
You got to apologize
to this guy.

478
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,133
Please.

479
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,400
You have to apologize.

480
00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,533
We want to make this here,
I want to make this here.

481
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:55,567
Come on, go apologize.

482
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,176
And I'm gonna tell you
something else, too.

483
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,433
You have to get yourself
into major psychoanalysis.

484
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,433
Oh, I'm in analysis,
it doesn't do anything.

485
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:02,467
What kind of analysis?

486
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,467
Does nothing.

487
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,800
Apparently not.

488
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,033
Have you talked to him about
your imaginary stepfather?

489
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,809
I'll tell you this, right now.

490
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:11,833
What?

491
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,109
I'm going back to
that Chinese restaurant,

492
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,376
and I'm gonna go
count the shrimp

493
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,243
and ask them how many
they put in the container,

494
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,443
and I'll bet you
there's eight missing, at least.

495
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,767
You do that!

496
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,767
Why don't you do that!

497
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,567
( Chattering )

498
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,400
Everyone the game
is five card stud.

499
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,167
Anti up there...

500
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,533
So, Mickey, what do you do?

501
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,100
I'm a dentist.

502
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,500
I've been Brad
and Julia's dentist for years.

503
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,500
Really, Mickey,
that is good to know,

504
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:36,543
because I actually
need a dentist,

505
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,600
mine just moved.

506
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:38,876
Oh, well, give candy
a call on Monday.

507
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:39,933
I will.

508
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,867
You know, my dentist told me

509
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,500
I have the gums
of a 25-year-old man.

510
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,167
( Laughing )

511
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:50,400
I think it was about the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.

512
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:53,500
Everything's okay
with you and Alan, right?

513
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,343
Larry, you guys are all
made up and everything?

514
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,200
Yes, we kissed and made up.

515
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,200
This is the unfortunate
shrimp incident?

516
00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:59,200
Yes, that's the one.

517
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:00,309
I've been dying to hear this.

518
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,533
Well, what happened was,

519
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,376
there was a mix up at
a Chinese take out restaurant,

520
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,533
where Larry got Alan's order,
and Alan, Larry's.

521
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,776
And I guess when
they switched them back,

522
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,167
Alan had taken six
or seven of your shrimp?

523
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,433
That's my claim, yeah.

524
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:12,667
Allegedly.

525
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,400
Right, and it turned
into a big thing,

526
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,509
and he stomped out
of the meeting,

527
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,900
which I had never seen before.

528
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,533
I almost thought
it was not real, but it was.

529
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,700
So, I saw the Jackson pollack
movie the night before,

530
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:26,066
and I got very influenced
by the artist, you know.

531
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,400
Well, it was very impressive.

532
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,167
But everything's fine now,
and we're very delighted

533
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,909
you guys are with "hbo",
very happy to have you.

534
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:32,943
Where are we? I've lost my...

535
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,700
I'm out, she's out.

536
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:36,066
I'm in, I'm in.

537
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,167
No, you're not out,
sweetie, it's only two.

538
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200
Oh god, okay.

539
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:40,500
Okay, your good.

540
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:41,933
Alright, I'm such a ditz, okay.

541
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:45,733
So, Larry, how come you guys
didn't take the show to "nbc",

542
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,243
with the history
you guys have there?

543
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,509
Cheryl, you want
to answer that question?

544
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:49,543
Because I wouldn't let him.

545
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:50,733
You wouldn't let him?

546
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:53,600
No, because g.E.
Will not take responsibility

547
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,200
for dumping the p.C.P.'S
in the Hudson river.

548
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:58,467
And I say, why keep supporting
them, it's ridiculous.

549
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,733
Good for you.

550
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,967
But the main thing I would
like to add is that on "hbo",

551
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,967
you can say "fuck".

552
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:07,267
And that is, you know,
very tempting...

553
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,300
So you throw in a fuck,
you double your laughs.

554
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,300
Fuck is a crowd pleaser.

555
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,467
Next game.

556
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,600
The game is...

557
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,200
The game is guts.

558
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:20,066
Card skill game Brad.

559
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,533
No one appreciates guts,
what's the matter?

560
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,967
Let's play it.

561
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,243
Two card guts
or three card guts?

562
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,867
Two card guts, two cards down.

563
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,533
Whoever loses
has to match the pot.

564
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,067
We keep betting
until people drop out.

565
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,066
This is stiff.

566
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,333
This could be record-breaking.

567
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,933
You show biz types
get a little richer than the...

568
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:42,333
The dental profession.

569
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,509
I'll bet you there's about
$800 in there, you know that?

570
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,800
I would say at least.

571
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,167
It's alright.

572
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,133
Let's try.

573
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:51,600
I'm in.

574
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,600
Yes!

575
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,400
I'm out.

576
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,433
I can't do it either.

577
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,609
I don't even have
enough to cover that.

578
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,800
Not a chance.

579
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:58,933
No, I'm out.

580
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:00,233
Go in, somebody.

581
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,233
Yeah.

582
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,400
Melissa, come on.

583
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,967
No, out.

584
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,066
Oh, Michael...

585
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,667
I'm here, I'm here, uh...

586
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,700
In.

587
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,933
I'm out, no, I'm out.

588
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,200
Michael.

589
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,967
Hall you must go in,

590
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,400
she's gonna steal
the whole thing.

591
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,200
Come on, don't let
her steal this thing.

592
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,767
How much is that?

593
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,067
A lot.

594
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,133
It's about, seven,
$800 in there, come on.

595
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,800
Seven, $800, okay.

596
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,800
Are you serious?

597
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,066
I really can't do it,
I've got nothing...

598
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,200
Aaaah!

599
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:32,067
Oh, my god,
look at that, holy cow.

600
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,167
You've got to tell us
how much that is.

601
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,333
What did you have?

602
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,167
I had a six and a 10.

603
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:42,200
Oh, I can't believe
you stole this pot.

604
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,900
I'm sorry.

605
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,209
What a bluff,
I can't believe it.

606
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,333
What did you have?

607
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,667
I had nothing, two and a four.

608
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,433
Two and a four,
that's what I had, nothing.

609
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,600
What did you have?

610
00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,367
I am afraid to say,
I had an Ace high.

611
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,900
Ace high?

612
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:57,066
Sweetie.

613
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,133
How could you not go in
with an Ace high?

614
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:02,333
Oh, you cunt, what a cunt!

615
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,267
I can't believe that
you didn't go in with that.

616
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,467
I, I...

617
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,767
I just thought she...

618
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,200
Oh, what a hand, that's
a great hand for this game.

619
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:13,133
Um...

620
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Wow.

621
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,033
Larry, I think...

622
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,443
How could you not go in
with an Ace high?

623
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,167
Larry, I think that's kind
of a misogynist thing to say.

624
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,443
Oh, come on, I'm kidding around.

625
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,967
On behalf of the women
at this table, and myself,

626
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,067
I am offended by that.

627
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,833
Oh, please,
we're playing poker here.

628
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,333
That kind of language
is not allowed in a game,

629
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,167
in a decent game.

630
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:36,800
That's so unacceptable,
that's not okay.

631
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,467
It's okay, I'm fine.

632
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,600
It's fine.

633
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,133
It's not fine.

634
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,133
You know what,
time to go, how about that?

635
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,300
Yeah, I think
I'm gonna call it a night,

636
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,033
and the parishes
are back next week, right?

637
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,367
Yeah, they're back
from the galapagos.

638
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,233
It was nice meeting
you guys, thank you.

639
00:20:55,267 --> 00:20:56,467
Thank you so much.

640
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,633
Yeah, I'm gonna
call you about my...

641
00:20:58,667 --> 00:20:59,667
You do that, call candy.

642
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,567
Bye, thanks for coming.

643
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,100
It was nice meeting you.

644
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:05,300
I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

645
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,343
Thanks for coming you guys,
it was great to see you.

646
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,167
Yeah, we'll see you next week.

647
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,067
So I guess we probably
won't be invited back

648
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,433
to their poker game.

649
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,600
Yeah, I don't think so.

650
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:19,633
You think?

651
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:20,833
I can't believe you did that.

652
00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:22,167
Oh, come on.

653
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,300
You just shouted out
the "c" word in front of women,

654
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,643
in front of other people,
you don't just...

655
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,700
It's a word you use when
somebody doesn't act manly.

656
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:31,200
And he didn't act manly,
he should've gone in.

657
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:32,933
He should've gone in
with that Ace.

658
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:35,133
I think there are other words
that you could use,

659
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,667
besides that one.

660
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,900
Well, maybe in retrospect,
I should've said pussy.

661
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,267
Geez, I can't be...

662
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,833
I'm really shocked.

663
00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:48,767
I can't believe that guy
called me a misogynist.

664
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,943
Nobody ever
called me that before.

665
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:52,300
Well, maybe you are.

666
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,467
Maybe, I'm learning
things about you.

667
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,733
Maybe, I am a misogynist.

668
00:21:55,767 --> 00:21:57,143
Maybe I like to beat
my wife a little bit, huh?

669
00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:58,333
Ow, ow, wait, no.

670
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:00,600
You little bitch.

671
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,900
Aah no!

672
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,800
Okay, I'll be good, I promise.

673
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,467
Buckle up!

674
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,800
I'm buckling.

675
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,800
And wassermann says
this is our last chance.

676
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:22,933
This is it.

677
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,900
'Cause of what
you said to halbreich.

678
00:22:24,933 --> 00:22:26,167
And all of the women at "hbo",

679
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,243
they don't want
to work with you.

680
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:28,476
Oh, come on, that's ridiculous.

681
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,933
They think you're a misogynist.

682
00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:32,100
Why, 'cause I called
the guy a cunt, so what!

683
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,467
'Cause you called
the guy a cunt.

684
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,300
Big deal, I call men
"pricks" all the time,

685
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,300
men want to work with me.

686
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,567
Well, cunt's worse.

687
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,443
Cunt's not worse,
pricks and cunts, they're equal.

688
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:40,500
Pricks, cunts, come on.

689
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,567
They balance out.

690
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,167
No, cunt's much heavier.

691
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,633
Why is cunt heavier?

692
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,067
I never questioned, it just is.

693
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,867
That's sexist to me, come on.

694
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,933
Michael halbreich
took a leave of absence.

695
00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:53,067
What do you mean?

696
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,100
From you calling him a cunt,
he's shell-shocked,

697
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,733
and he's examining
everything in his life.

698
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,433
Taking a leave of absence.

699
00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:04,367
Man, is that so?

700
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,867
Yeah.

701
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:10,800
Shit, I thought he was one of
those effeminate heterosexuals.

702
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,809
There's no such thing as
an effeminate heterosexual.

703
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,500
You're either gay
or you're not gay.

704
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:17,367
He was gay, he's gay.

705
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,867
Hi, would you like to be seated?

706
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,633
No, actually, I'm a little
curious about something,

707
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:22,967
we're having a little dispute.

708
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:26,400
How many shrimp do you generally
put in the kung pao shrimp?

709
00:23:26,433 --> 00:23:28,066
11.

710
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:29,467
You always put in 11?

711
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,367
We have a very
strict policy about that.

712
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:38,200
Thank you, very much.

713
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:40,600
Hi, Mickey.

714
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:41,700
Oh, so it's this Cheryl.

715
00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:43,100
Yes, good to see you again.

716
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:44,367
Good to see you again.

717
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,567
Well, that was
quite a poker game...

718
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,567
Yes.

719
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,066
I don't think we ever
had one like that.

720
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:55,367
Yeah, Larry can get
a little carried away sometimes,

721
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,433
I guess.

722
00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:58,433
He takes his poker very...

723
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:06,267
Oh, this bruise,
there's a funny story here.

724
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,567
Cheryl, um, I...

725
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,967
I barely know you,

726
00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:15,066
but when we were coming out of
the poker game the other night,

727
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:18,133
we saw into your car,

728
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:22,867
and we saw Larry hitting you.

729
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,300
Okay, um...

730
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,833
This is, Larry and I do
a little bit sometimes,

731
00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:34,667
where he acts like
he's punching me,

732
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,066
and I act like,
"aah, I'm getting hurt".

733
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:39,066
Uh, we just kind of do...

734
00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:40,433
You'll have to excuse me,

735
00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:44,167
I don't deal
with this kind of thing often,

736
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,467
but if you would like
to talk with me about this,

737
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:53,233
in this cubicle, we have
patient, doctor confidentiality.

738
00:24:53,267 --> 00:24:57,067
Uh-uh, and that applies
to dentists too?

739
00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:00,667
Oh, I think so.

740
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:04,867
I think we're on
the wrong page here.

741
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,867
Yeah, I have a very good
social worker friend,

742
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:11,467
Mickey, listen, this is
a complete misunderstanding.

743
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,967
There's no misunderstanding
what we saw Larry do to Michael

744
00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:16,133
at that card game.

745
00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:17,633
There's no misunderstanding

746
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:20,066
that I saw him beating you
in your car.

747
00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:22,467
I have seen
Larry David in action,

748
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,667
and that man is an animal,

749
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,200
and he has to be stopped!

750
00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:30,667
Larry?

751
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,133
So that's it,
it's all over at "hbo".

752
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:39,633
Dentist got in touch
with wassermann,

753
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,267
thinks I'm a wife beater.

754
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,967
He thinks I'm a wife beater.

755
00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:44,067
I mean, it's so crazy.

756
00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:45,067
I know.

757
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,066
There's other networks, right?

758
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:49,066
This is not the end
of the world, "hbo".

759
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,967
We'll go to "abc".

760
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:52,333
I don't have to be at "hbo".

761
00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:53,633
No.

762
00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:54,933
It's not t.V., it's t.V.

763
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,276
What do you think
people are watching?

764
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,066
Yeah.

765
00:25:58,067 --> 00:25:59,367
Watch it on t.V.

766
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,900
They don't go to
the movies to see it.

767
00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:02,567
How are we doing
over here, folks, okay?

768
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,667
I think I'm done.

769
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:04,709
Can I get this out
of the way for you?

770
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:05,700
Okay, great.

771
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:06,700
Delicious.

772
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:07,700
You like it?

773
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,066
Great.yeah.

774
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,076
How about dessert menu,
we got a lot of good stuff?

775
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,733
Um, yeah, excellent.

776
00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,143
You know what, I think
we'll just take the bill.

777
00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:14,200
You sure?

778
00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:15,333
Okay, I'll be right back.

779
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,633
Let's go to shutters,
and get dessert there.

780
00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:19,233
Just get a change of scenery.

781
00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:21,800
You don't want dessert here?

782
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:25,367
It would just be more fun
to go some place else.

783
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,300
Relax by the beach.

784
00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:30,633
Why, but we're already here?

785
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:31,776
We could have dessert
in two minutes,

786
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800
then we could...

787
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,400
But it's not all about
just the dessert.

788
00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:36,667
What's it about?

789
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,600
It's a little bit
of an adventure

790
00:26:38,633 --> 00:26:40,243
to go some place else
and see something new.

791
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,809
I don't know if that's
any adventure, really.

792
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:42,933
That's an adventure.

793
00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:43,967
That's an adventure?

794
00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:48,333
You know what, fine.

795
00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:49,800
I just don't get it.

796
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,500
I mean, because it's ridiculous.

797
00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:52,500
Where having a meal...

798
00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:53,700
We're having a good time,

799
00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:55,066
and I just suggest
to go to something...

800
00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:56,867
You're breaking up
the good time to..

801
00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,833
You're breaking up
the good time.

802
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,109
'Cause I feel like I want a cup
of coffee after I eat dinner.

803
00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:02,267
I don't feel like getting up

804
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,067
and going to a car
and driving some place,

805
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,933
you know, Larry,
I would just like to go home.

806
00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:12,067
Quick cup of decaf?

807
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:18,633
Can I get it to go?

808
00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,367
That's different, though.

809
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,567
( Knocking )

810
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,867
Are you Mrs. David?

811
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:31,933
Yes, I am.

812
00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:34,267
Hi, I'm Linda Johnson
from social services.

813
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,876
We received a phone call
that there was some

814
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,933
domestic violence
going on in this household?

815
00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:41,533
Oh, actually, this is all
a big misunderstanding.

816
00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:44,667
Oh, yeah, this.

817
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,467
Would you care to press charges?

818
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:51,067
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819
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820
00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:04,467
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821
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