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So, I'm really happy
with my new sneakers.

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You know, 'cause they're gray.

3
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And if you think about it,
it's a good color

4
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'cause white
is really too bright,

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and black is almost
like a pair of shoes.

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And gray is kind of
right in the middle.

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They look good.

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I wish you would
get back to Cheryl.

9
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You know, we just don't
do enough things together.

10
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She plays tennis,
she won't play golf.

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I can't play tennis
because of my neck.

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I can't serve,

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I'll have to make
dainty little serves,

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and she'll beat me every time.

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What else does
Cheryl like to do?

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She likes the outdoors.

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I don't really like
the outdoors, you know.

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It's not a good place
for bald people out there.

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What about the beach?

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I don't like
the beach in particular.

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The beach is lovely
this time of year.

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I go up to Santa Barbara,
we go to the beach.

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Very nice, it's not crowded.

24
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Well, I mean, if I went
to the beach with her,

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she would be...

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She wouldn't know
what to think, yeah.

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She'd be happy.

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Yeah, she'd be very happy.

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Go to the beach with her.

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Hate it.

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All those disgusting bodies
walking around,

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I have to look at them.

33
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Well, our time is up.

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Maybe I'll take her
to the beach.

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Good idea. Maybe I will.

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Okay, see you
next week, be well.

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Hey.

38
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Hey, how you doing?

39
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Good, how are you?

40
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Nice to see you.

41
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You cured?

42
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I'm 100%.

43
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You had the big breakthrough?

44
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I think I'm ready to terminate.

45
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Okay, yeah great.

46
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It's such nonsense, isn't it?

47
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I mean, what are you gonna do?

48
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You can't bother
your friends with this stuff.

49
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The list goes on forever.

50
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I know.

51
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Rob, have a seat,
I'll be right in.

52
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Okay, alright.

53
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Yeah, listen,
I just want to say,

54
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I'm doing this charity thing.

55
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I'm the chairman of this,

56
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you know what
grote's syndrome is?

57
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Grote, have you ever
heard of grote's syndrome?

58
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No.

59
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It's a syndrome. I mean,

60
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and it affects kids and adults,

61
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who have a tough time
controlling their hyperactivity.

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It's just like, if you
were on five cups of coffee,

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at all times.

64
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And so, we're doing
a big celebrity auction.

65
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And it would be great
if you would agree to,

66
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allow yourself
to be auctioned off

67
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and have lunch with somebody.

68
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I mean, a lot of people
are doing it.

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Tony danza, and Ted Danson.

70
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Well, wait a second,
Rob, first of all,

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I'm flattered that you would
even think of me for this,

72
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but, Rob, no one wants
to have lunch with me.

73
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Oh, no, you are the guy
who created "Seinfeld".

74
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Yeah, but...

75
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I mean, the people
love to be sitting...

76
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No one's gonna bid any money,
it's gonna be embarrassing.

77
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To go to a Larry David lunch?

78
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50 cents, you know,
it's ridiculous.

79
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No, you'll be surprised how much money
we're gonna be able to generate

80
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just by you agreeing
to have lunch with them.

81
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I just feel like
there's a lot of pressure

82
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for me to be entertaining...

83
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No, you don't have to be
entertaining, just be yourself,

84
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and they'll just
be thrilled to be with you.

85
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If you don't want to do it...

86
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No, it's fine, I'll do it.

87
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You will?

88
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Oh, great.

89
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You'll be surprised
at how much you go for.

90
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Surprised, I'm gonna be,

91
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I think you're gonna be surprised
at how little I go for.

92
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Anyway, thanks, Larry,
I really appreciate it.

93
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That's great.

94
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Hey.

95
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I think that, uh,
Santa Barbara thing,

96
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I think that's
a pretty good idea.

97
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I think I'm gonna do it.

98
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You know, go to
Santa Barbara, one day.

99
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So, what are you
doing on Saturday?

100
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What do you think about
going to the beach?

101
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Santa Barbara.

102
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The two of us?

103
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Any interest in that?

104
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Yeah.

105
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Really?

106
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I think that would be wonderful.

107
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Do you?

108
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Really? Of c.

109
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Don't you think I would
love to go to e beach?

110
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Do you? You want to?

111
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I can't believe that.

112
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What about golf,
you're not playing golf?

113
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So I don't have to play,
I won't play, big deal.

114
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So I'll miss a day of golf.

115
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You don't have to play
every Saturday.

116
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Oh, no, of course not.

117
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You can spend the day
with your wife.

118
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Exactly, that's what I'm doing.

119
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I would love to accept
your invitation.

120
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Okay, you got a date.

121
00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:06,233
Now, what do I need to bring?

122
00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:07,443
You know what,
you don't need to...

123
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I need a bathing suit, right?

124
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You need a bathing suit,

125
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but that's all you need
to worry yourself with, okay?

126
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I'll take care of the rest.

127
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A radio, is there a ballgame
I can listen to or anything?

128
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Then you're defeating
the purpose, aren't you?

129
00:05:20,067 --> 00:05:23,433
So what do you do, you lie down
on a blanket, and...?

130
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You bask in the sun.

131
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Don't forget sunblock.

132
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I will not forget sunblock.

133
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35, 40...

134
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As high as I can get.

135
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As high as you can get.

136
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Gotcha, I'm looking
forward to it.

137
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Alright.

138
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That was a nice drive,
I have to say.

139
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Oh, yeah, look at this.

140
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It's beautiful out here.

141
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Alright, let's see,
I'll grab this.

142
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Oh.

143
00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:11,067
Shoes in here.

144
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I'll get this.

145
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What, where do
I put this suit on?

146
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Why didn't you wear it?

147
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You got yours on?

148
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Of course.

149
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I thought it would
be uncomfortable.

150
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You're going to the beach.

151
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I didn't want to drive
an hour and a half

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with a bathing suit on.

153
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Alright, well.

154
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Well, I don't have to put it on.

155
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I'm not gonna go
swimming anyway, am I?

156
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So what's the difference?

157
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This is beautiful.

158
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You want this water cooler?

159
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Yeah.

160
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Okay.

161
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I can't carry all this stuff.

162
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What about the umbrella,
you want that too?

163
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Yes, please.

164
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Oh, my god, this is gorgeous.

165
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Got any sunblock?

166
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Yeah.

167
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Jews buy, like,
85% of the sun block,

168
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that's sold in this country,
don't you think?

169
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I've never thought about...

170
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Without Jews,
these sun block people

171
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would be out of business.

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Is that right?

173
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Yeah, I've never once
seen a gentile ask for,

174
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or even put on sun block.

175
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True.

176
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I don't really get
this fascination

177
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that people have with the ocean.

178
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No?

179
00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,900
I stare at it for 10 minutes
and I go, "okay, I get it".

180
00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:10,600
Don't you feel calmer?

181
00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:13,233
I feel aggravated
that I'm missing

182
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what other people are getting.

183
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Holy shit.

184
00:08:26,733 --> 00:08:27,700
What?

185
00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:28,943
I think I just saw my therapist.

186
00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,967
You see a guy in
a striped bathing suit?

187
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Skimpy, skimpy suit,
you see that?

188
00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,633
Yeah, I see him.

189
00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:36,833
Yeah, that's my therapist.

190
00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:38,567
Why don't you go say hi?

191
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,700
I can't talk to him
in that bathing suit.

192
00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:43,067
It is pretty small.

193
00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,876
How can he walk around
in a bathing suit like that?

194
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,733
I mean, he's at the beach,

195
00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,700
he can wear whatever
he wants, right?

196
00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,367
What's he doing?

197
00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,333
He's just kind of settling in.

198
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,933
Ooh...

199
00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:58,700
Did you see the back
of his bathing suit?

200
00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:00,633
How does he walk
around like that?

201
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,767
Can we go? Let's just go.

202
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,967
We just got here,
we're not gonna go.

203
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,066
That's ridiculous,
plus, if you get up,

204
00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,833
don't you think
he'll see you then?

205
00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,167
I've got to stay like this now,

206
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,867
for the rest of the day?

207
00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,333
Well, I guess that's up to you.

208
00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:19,300
Well, kiss that
therapist goodbye.

209
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:22,633
The only question now is,
do I tell Richard Lewis?

210
00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,500
Are you sure it was Dr. weiss?

211
00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,700
It was him, it was him.

212
00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:33,400
No question about it.
It was weiss, Dr. weiss.

213
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,833
Thong, up his ass.

214
00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,267
Like Richard Simmons?

215
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,567
Richard Simmons
has a thong up his ass?

216
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,643
Did you ever see him
do that shit?

217
00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:42,667
No.

218
00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:43,967
Holy shit.

219
00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:46,533
So, you know,
I just wanted to tell you,

220
00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:48,933
you know, so I'm leaving...

221
00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:51,200
You know what,
this is so unfair of you.

222
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,600
I turn you on to this guy,
he's a brilliant doctor.

223
00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,133
I would've never told you.

224
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,667
You should be thanking me.

225
00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:59,733
Saving you from this hedonist
giving you advice.

226
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,167
Hedonist, he's a hedonist?

227
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,167
He's not a hedonist.

228
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,167
What is he?

229
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,300
This is my 28th therapist
since 1969.

230
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,467
I don't want to go anymore,

231
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,909
I don't want to break
the fucking record.

232
00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:09,933
The recap is very hard.

233
00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:12,400
Your recap is two,
three months, isn't it?

234
00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:14,933
Two, three months,
that's just the crib.

235
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:19,867
I was born in Brooklyn,
and I felt alienated,

236
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,867
and I became an alcoholic...

237
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:25,367
Okay, you don't
have to do it right now.

238
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,067
How am I gonna tell him
I'm gonna leave now?

239
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,000
How am I gonna tell him
I'm gonna leave now?

240
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,100
I don't know, can you
do it on the phone?

241
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,100
Do you have to do it in person?

242
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,100
You're not canceling cable.

243
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,733
You have to go in,
he's a human being,

244
00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,076
he's helped you,
you got to say...

245
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,233
Let's go out to lunch,
let's talk about this,

246
00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,767
'cause we need a game plan.

247
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,500
There's no plan,
you go in and quit.

248
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:44,700
What are you gonna do?

249
00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:47,033
Can't we have lunch
or something, and discuss this?

250
00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,067
I can't.

251
00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,300
Why not?

252
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,867
I've been auctioned off
for some charity.

253
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,300
What is this, "roots"?

254
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,300
What you mean, auctioned off?

255
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,267
It's some celebrity auction.

256
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,467
Somebody paid $4,000
to go have lunch with me.

257
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,066
Do you believe that?

258
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,400
You should be flattered.

259
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,867
He wants to have lunch
with Larry David.

260
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,800
I feel a lot of pressure
to be entertaining, you know?

261
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,667
Alright, well, enjoy your lunch.

262
00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,066
Mr. David!

263
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,433
Mr. David, over here.

264
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,867
Hiya, John Tyler.

265
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,467
John Tyler?

266
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,167
Wow, like the president,

267
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,767
president Tyler.

268
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,133
Yeah.

269
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,600
Should I call you Mr. president?

270
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:35,467
This is great, thank you
for donating your time

271
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,933
for the auction and everything.

272
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,867
"Tip a canoe and Tyler too."

273
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:41,400
You know what tip a canoe was?

274
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,100
No.

275
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,267
You don't know,

276
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,066
if I was named
after a president,

277
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,743
I would know everything
about the president.

278
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:50,400
I wasn't named after him,
it's just a family name.

279
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:53,933
You never know,
I'm related to king David.

280
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:54,967
Really?

281
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:59,300
Yes, so, a president

282
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,667
and a king,

283
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:04,167
at the same table,
pretty big table.

284
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,333
It's a family name, really.

285
00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:07,433
Big family?

286
00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:10,200
Yeah, five brothers
and sisters, you know,

287
00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,333
Irish.

288
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:14,300
You ever catch
your parents having sex?

289
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,200
No.

290
00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:18,066
Well, me either.

291
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,400
You know they did,

292
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:23,600
but, you wonder when.

293
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,833
So where, where you from?

294
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,300
Jersey, originally.

295
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,333
Yeah?

296
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,700
You ever see,
Joe piscopo's "Jersey guy"?

297
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,067
"Hey, I'm Jersey guy.

298
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,833
I'm from Jersey,
I'm the Jersey guy."

299
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:38,300
Yeah, people from Jersey didn't
really find that guy funny.

300
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,433
( Glass chiming )

301
00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:45,067
Ever play the salt
and pepper shakers?

302
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,367
What song is this?

303
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,567
"Happy birthday to you."

304
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,133
* happy birthday

305
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:05,567
* happy birthday,
Mr. president John Tyler *

306
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,100
* happy birthday

307
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:15,133
anyway, everybody from grote's
syndrome association just...

308
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,633
Thank you for your time,

309
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,709
and for donating the lunch
and everything,

310
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:19,700
we really appreciate it.

311
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,333
Oh, please, whatever you need,

312
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,333
I'll donate anything you want.

313
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:23,667
I'll donate it all.

314
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,667
My time, my organs.

315
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,776
What do you want,
you want a kidney?

316
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800
I'll give you a kidney.

317
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,667
What else do you need?

318
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,200
I've got a terrific penis.

319
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,367
I could donate a penis.

320
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,467
I've got good spleen,
excellent spleen.

321
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,066
* Mr. spleen gets rid
of dirt and grime *

322
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,567
* and grease in just a minute *

323
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,067
* Mr. spleen will clean
your whole house *

324
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,333
* and everything
that's in it, Mr. spleen *

325
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,533
if you change mister
to monsieur,

326
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,600
say monsieur spleen,

327
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,500
then you'll think that
the commercial was,

328
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,433
* miss your clean,
miss your clean *

329
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:00,700
well, it's
a devastating illness,

330
00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:04,067
and we just appreciate
everything you've done.

331
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,767
I've never really heard of it,
what is it called?

332
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,133
Grote's syndrome.

333
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,167
And what does it do?

334
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,500
Well, it's
a nervous system syndrome

335
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:15,267
that makes people extremely
excited and nervous,

336
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,300
my niece has it...

337
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,933
Of course, dick grote,
dick grote,

338
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,567
named after dick grote,

339
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,309
the guy who used to play shortstop
for the Pittsburgh pirates.

340
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,700
I know, 'cause
he was a bald guy.

341
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,367
And he didn't feel very well,

342
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,567
'cause he was very excited
all the time, is that it?

343
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,967
Well, no, the doctor that
initially diagnosed it,

344
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,300
was named grote.

345
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,066
You sure it wasn't dick grote?

346
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,467
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

347
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,333
Dr. grote might be
dick grote's father,

348
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,400
for all we know.

349
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,267
No?

350
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:43,133
No, my niece has it, and...

351
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:47,233
You might want
to check into that.

352
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:50,800
So, he's wearing this skimpy
kind of speedo bathing suit,

353
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,400
his boys are hanging out
all over the place.

354
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,967
I'm not going back there.

355
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,500
No way, I can't, would you?

356
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,567
To the beach?

357
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,233
No, to the therapist.

358
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,367
Yours will be ready
in just a few minutes, sir.

359
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,600
Mind if I start?

360
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:17,067
Oh, he said it'll
just be a couple minutes.

361
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:26,233
So, you don't want me
to start, is that it?

362
00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,066
It's a couple minutes.

363
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,967
You don't mind, do you?

364
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,133
I just think it's kind of weird.

365
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:35,100
I mean, if you had
your food come first,

366
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,066
I would say, go ahead and start,
what do I care?

367
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,967
Well, I would wait
for you to get yours.

368
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,276
I really wouldn't
want you to wait.

369
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,067
I'd be uncomfortable
if you waited.

370
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,509
Well, I'd feel it
would be polite to wait

371
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:44,800
for your food to arrive.

372
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,200
I think it's kind of impolite
to prevent a person

373
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,400
who is hungry from eating.

374
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:52,267
Yeah, but we're supposed
to be having lunch together.

375
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,776
Do we have to start
at the exact same time?

376
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,900
I don't get that.

377
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,933
Well, I don't see why
you can't wait two seconds

378
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,867
for your cold sandwich,
it's not even hot.

379
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,700
Well, I don't see why you care
if I take a bite of my food.

380
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:02,833
How does that bother you?

381
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:05,066
Because we're
having lunch together.

382
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,433
The two of?

383
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,600
Thanks.

384
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,167
Hey, Rob.

385
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,333
Thanks for switching
appointments with me.

386
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:21,467
Yeah, no, problem.

387
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,533
Larry, what happened
with that lunch?

388
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,867
Oh, man, um...

389
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,967
What did you do?

390
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,133
I'm sorry, I just.

391
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,167
What did you do?

392
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,633
I felt so much pressure

393
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,133
from the fact that
this guy had paid $4,000,

394
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:37,233
and I tried too hard to
be entertaining and affable.

395
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,167
So, you told him
that grote's syndrome

396
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,309
was named after the shortstop
for the Pittsburgh pirates,

397
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,500
dick grote?

398
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,409
I didn't say that as a fact,
I speculated, because...

399
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,867
Speculated?

400
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,533
Yeah, well, 'cause Lou gehrig
had a disease named after him.

401
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,066
And dick grote
was a ball player.

402
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,176
I thought it was a possibility.

403
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,043
Didn't you read any of
the literature I sent you?

404
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,533
It depresses me
to read that stuff.

405
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,433
Well, then you shouldn't
have agreed to do it.

406
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,333
I was just having lunch
with the guy.

407
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,600
I know, but Larry,
that's another thing.

408
00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:04,100
You start eating
before he gets his food?

409
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,500
What kind of, I mean,
grote's or no grote's,

410
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:10,733
I mean, where are your manners?

411
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:13,333
I asked if he wouldn't mind,
I was starving.

412
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,433
And what did he say?

413
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,567
He says he did mind.

414
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,933
And you should've taken that
as your cue to wait

415
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:21,066
'til his food arrived,
so that you could start eating.

416
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,567
Meanwhile, the guy's insulted.

417
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,543
I said to him, "do you mind
if I start", and he said "yes".

418
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,433
Now what kind of person says yes
to "do you mind if I start"?

419
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,209
Do you know anybody
who would say yes to that?

420
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,300
He told me he was going
to cancel the $4,000 check,

421
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,467
unless, you know,
I was like, searching.

422
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,433
I said, "is there anything we
can do to make it up to you?"

423
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:39,943
And he said, "well,
maybe if Larry would"

424
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,133
"get more involved
and show that he really cared

425
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,200
"about grote's syndrome,
maybe then,

426
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:45,476
I would agree
to give the money."

427
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,467
And I suggested, "well,
if Larry would agree to host"

428
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,967
"the grote's syndrome
talent show,

429
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:54,133
maybe, he could make it
up to you that way",

430
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,633
and he said he would agree
to make his donation

431
00:17:56,667 --> 00:18:01,067
if you would agree to host
the talent show.

432
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,066
Couldn't I just write the check?

433
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:05,833
Larry, that's not the point.

434
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,300
It's not just the giving money.

435
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:11,367
It's getting involved,
you know, in grote's.

436
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,300
It's being, grote's active.

437
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,100
It's not a big deal,

438
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,567
all you got to do
is you show up,

439
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,367
you say a few things,
you make a couple of jokes,

440
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,267
and then you introduce
the participants in the show.

441
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,800
These are all people, by the
way, with grote's syndrome.

442
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,467
These are all people
who will demonstrate

443
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,500
that you can have a life
with grote's syndrome,

444
00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:35,400
and you can be active
and talented and all of that.

445
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,733
I don't understand
how lunch could come,

446
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:41,467
and it's right
in front of you, and...

447
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,333
If you don't feel like
you've done anything wrong.

448
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,209
And you don't feel like
you have to make it up to them,

449
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:48,300
then fine, go your merry way.

450
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,633
I don't want you
to lose the check,

451
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:53,433
well, this would go a long way
to helping us secure that check,

452
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,700
and I think also, do quite a bit

453
00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:58,900
in raising some consciousness
about grote's.

454
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:01,300
They still trust me now,
they would want me to do that?

455
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,333
Maybe...

456
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:08,367
Okay, alright.

457
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,933
Alright, well, thanks a lot.

458
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,066
You'll think about it?

459
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,067
I definitely will.

460
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,067
Feel good.

461
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,067
Alright, you too.

462
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,100
Okay, I do.

463
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,133
Goodbye.

464
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,633
Hello.

465
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:28,066
Hello.

466
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:32,333
Well, I've got some...

467
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,367
Some big news.

468
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,133
And the news is that...

469
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,500
I think I'm all better.

470
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,833
Really?

471
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,633
I'm feeling pretty good.

472
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:49,667
Pretty, pretty, pretty,

473
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,633
pretty, pretty good.

474
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,533
What happened?

475
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,233
I had an epiphany.

476
00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:01,367
And I'm just,
my whole life is in perspective.

477
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,933
I feel great.

478
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:06,267
What was your epiphany?

479
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,000
I'm ready to terminate.

480
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,700
I'm terminating.
I think I can terminate.

481
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,300
That's wonderful, Larry.

482
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,433
You know what I am?
I'm the Terminator.

483
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:16,267
I am the Terminator.

484
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,567
Was it the beach?

485
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,876
Was it going to
the beach that did it?

486
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,300
Oh, I didn't go to the beach.

487
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,567
I went shopping
with my wife, and...

488
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,600
Which is even better,
to got shopping with her,

489
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:28,600
imagine that.

490
00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:29,733
No beach?

491
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:31,467
I didn't go to the beach, no.

492
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,600
But here's the thing
that I want to say.

493
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,209
Every now and then,
I'm sure I'll have a problem

494
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,300
that's gonna come up.

495
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,609
I would love to
be able to come back.

496
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,800
You know, just
intermittently if I can,

497
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:43,067
if you'll have me,
I hope you will.

498
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:46,800
Just to kind of have
a little refresher course,

499
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,443
just in case things
start to go off again.

500
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:52,333
So, now you feel all these
things that were upsetting you...

501
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,043
Yes, I don't need to
come in regularly anymore.

502
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:56,133
All the problems,
the Jason Alexander...

503
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,300
Jason Alexander, yeah, what?

504
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,867
I go to his office
for a meeting,

505
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,509
he wants me to go back there
for the next meeting.

506
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:03,843
You see how agitated
you are Larry?

507
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:07,133
Well, I mean, that's a situation
that I find rather annoying.

508
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,667
Yeah, but that's okay,
that's okay.

509
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,700
No, I mean, 'cause you
just got through saying,

510
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:11,967
how great you feel.

511
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,733
I do feel great.

512
00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:16,900
But, if you're gonna
remind me of the holocaust,

513
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:17,900
I'm not gonna feel so great.

514
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:18,900
Frankly, Larry, you see...

515
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:21,533
I don't really think
I need to come.

516
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,933
You seem agitated today.

517
00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,533
Agitated?

518
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:27,967
No, what you're seeing as
agitation is actually ebullience.

519
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,867
You've never seen me ebullient,

520
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,367
so you don't
even know what it is.

521
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,167
"Who am I?"
you're saying to yourself.

522
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,567
Yes, that's exactly
what I'm saying.

523
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,767
Who are you?

524
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,133
I don't even want to
talk about it too much,

525
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,467
lest I dissipate it.

526
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,067
I mean...

527
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,900
I see swings of emotion
that that disturb me

528
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:48,900
a little bit, Larry.

529
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:49,933
There's no swing.

530
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:50,967
I'm a hammock.

531
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,667
A hammock is very placid.

532
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,967
A hammock?

533
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:57,833
Yeah, just gently flowing
in the in the breeze, that's me.

534
00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:59,167
I must tell you, Larry,

535
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,833
you don't seem to be
gently flowing in the breeze.

536
00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:03,433
You've been in therapy
for a while,

537
00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:05,066
I know you pretty well.

538
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:08,900
I feel bad that you
are such a good therapist,

539
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:12,067
that you're kind of a victim
of your own talents and skills,

540
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,533
that you have to lose a patient

541
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,300
because of the job that you did.

542
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,600
It's unfortunate, I'm sorry.

543
00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:20,067
I just want to make sure
that I'm losing you

544
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,700
for the reason
that you're saying.

545
00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:23,400
Oh, yeah, of course you are.

546
00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:25,733
Because I know you
were at the beach, Larry.

547
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:29,367
I was not at the beach.

548
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,067
So, it had nothing
to do with the thong?

549
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,200
So?

550
00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:44,667
He's on to us.

551
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,876
He knows about
the whole thong thing,

552
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,867
he knows all about it.

553
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:47,909
He knows about the thong thing.

554
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:48,900
He's on to us?

555
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:50,067
He's on to me.

556
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,533
How did this happen?
He's on to me now.

557
00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:53,533
He'll be on to you.

558
00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:54,533
How did this happen?

559
00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:55,633
Who told him?

560
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,066
I had this lunch
with that guy for the charity,

561
00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,200
and I told him about it,

562
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:01,200
he must've told Rob reiner,
Rob must've told him.

563
00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:03,767
Why would Rob even, oh, Christ.

564
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,376
It must have came up somehow,
I don't know.

565
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,500
So what happened?

566
00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:08,333
Are you out of there?

567
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:09,333
I'm out, yeah.

568
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,533
How?

569
00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:13,300
I told him I was happy
and I didn't need the therapy.

570
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,400
You told him what?

571
00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:15,500
I told him I was happy.

572
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:17,066
That's what I'm telling him.

573
00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,243
How can you steal
my termination?

574
00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,376
I didn't steal your termination.

575
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,733
I didn't know you were
gonna say you were happy.

576
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,066
How else am I gonna
leave a shrink?

577
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,300
How the fuck do I know?

578
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,933
I'm miserable and I'm suicidal,
I want to leave?

579
00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:28,066
So, what am I gonna do?

580
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:30,066
Tell him you're
a scientologist or something.

581
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:31,100
I'm not a scientologist.

582
00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:32,409
Tell him you're
into scientology.

583
00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:34,633
Oh, it's easy for you to say,
I'm a shrink person.

584
00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:36,309
It doesn't matter,
you need something to get out.

585
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,343
Tell him you
went to scientology.

586
00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:39,467
No, I need a better excuse.

587
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,867
Oh, look, what is this?
This is what?

588
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,667
Is this the Beverly center,
this thing?

589
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,066
This is so, look at this,

590
00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:47,076
with the leather,
the whole thing here.

591
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,409
Oh, hi, doc,
no, that's unbelievable.

592
00:23:48,433 --> 00:23:50,066
Yeah, okay.

593
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:52,133
Hey, listen,
it's good to see you.

594
00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:54,367
Stay feeling good,
I feel great too.

595
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,066
Yeah, okay, what's the name
of that book again,

596
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,067
"Battlestar Galactica"?

597
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,133
I don't know, I just...

598
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,233
Okay, I'll look,
I'll check that out,

599
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,309
it's a movie too, isn't it?

600
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:04,333
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

601
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:06,733
I'm very happy,
I'm very happy for you.

602
00:24:06,767 --> 00:24:08,100
How are you?

603
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,600
Good, how are you?

604
00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,833
I've never felt better
in my entire life.

605
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:17,933
* grote's, we're not
as hyper as we seem *

606
00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:24,267
* grote's, let's hold
on to the dream *

607
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,300
( applause )

608
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,467
Thank you.

609
00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:32,667
Yes, that was Beth sweeney,
ladies and gentlemen.

610
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,066
Another round of applause
for Beth sweeney.

611
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:36,700
Wasn't she wonderful?

612
00:24:36,733 --> 00:24:40,633
And she is living proof
of the great work being done

613
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:44,333
by our team of scientists
at the grote's laboratories.

614
00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:47,066
And I have been assured
that after they come up

615
00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:48,200
with a cure for grote's,

616
00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:50,300
they're gonna tackle baldness.

617
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,133
I've been assured.

618
00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:54,333
So, watch out, bald people.

619
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,567
Your day is coming,

620
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,533
don't give up hope,
keep hope alive,

621
00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:01,533
you must keep hope alive,
bald people.

622
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:05,333
Okay, our next performer

623
00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:09,467
is a young lady who comes to us
from fullerton, California.

624
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,167
And she's a pianist.

625
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,600
And I think you're going
to enjoy her very much.

626
00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:17,800
Please welcome,
miss Melanie Tyler,

627
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:20,167
ladies and gentlemen,
Melanie Tyler.

628
00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:46,967
( Song speeding up )

629
00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:01,167
This is awful.

630
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,333
You can't let her do this.

631
00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:05,567
I don't know
if we should pull her off.

632
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,633
I gotta get her off.

633
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,133
Alright, okay,
Melanie Tyler, okay.

634
00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:12,433
No.

635
00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:14,433
Time to stop.

636
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,933
No!

637
00:26:15,967 --> 00:26:17,067
Come on, come on, stop.

638
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,100
No!

639
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,633
Oh, stop.

640
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,133
Ugh, ugh.

641
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:29,933
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642
00:26:29,967 --> 00:26:34,800
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643
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:38,767
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