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And now this actress
is having problems

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getting another series
because everybody,

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everybody sees her as Evelyn.

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( Male ) oh, I see.

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They want her
to bring Evelyn back.

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She can't get away from it.

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In fact the series could
be called "aren't you Evelyn?".

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Or, "I'm not Evelyn",
something like that.

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I love it.

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It's funny, right?

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I am just so excited about this.

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This is wonderful, this is good.

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I'm glad you like it.

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I mean, I'm not surprised
because I knew you were gonna

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come in here with
something brilliant, you did.

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It's very funny.

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( Lane ) I am just so excited.

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Hey, what's with you
and the water?

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Doctor's orders,
I'm dehydrated or something,

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and I gotta drink
eight of these a day.

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Constantly running
to the bathroom.

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( Julia ) oh.

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The other thing is that Jason's going
to be working with us as well.

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Jason?

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Alexander.

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Alexander, you're kidding me?

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No, isn't that great?

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What's he doing?

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Well, it's about
a motivational speaker and...

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When did that happen?

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Oh, past few weeks.

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We've had
a few meetings and, uh,

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we're very close
to having it happen.

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Where did you meet,
if I may ask?

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Uh, here.

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He came here?

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Yes, Jason, here, yeah.

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But four meetings now,
and such a wonderful actor.

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Yeah, nothing like him,
he's the greatest guy.

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And they'll both be so different
from how they were on Seinfeld.

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So, I'm just thrilled
about this...

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I just think that this is grand.

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This is a green light,
absolutely.

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I am so excited about this.

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Well, we're delighted...

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Thank you. Thank y.

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Oh, I'm so pleased.

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So now that you're all
part of the abc family...

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Oh well.

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We're having a screening of
"Harriet beecher stowe" tonight.

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Oh my god, my wife's good friend
was the art director on that.

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I heard it's great.

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Oh, how is Suzy?

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We, uh, split up.

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I'm living in a hotel.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Don't be, it's great.

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But, it's a wonderful
mini-series.

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Part one is tonight,
part two is tomorrow night.

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It's just beautifully shot.

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Really.

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Love you to come.

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The only thing is that
my older kid has pink eye, so...

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Aww.

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I mean, it's not contagious,
but, you know.

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Oh sorry, you'll come Larry?

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Yeah, sure.

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We'll go, sure.

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And afterwards,
we're going to have something

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over at the house,
Ann's preparing,

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and, you can
come along, alright?

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Okay.

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Alright good,
we'll see you there.

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Alright, wonderful.

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What's the difference between,
Harriet beecher stowe

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and Harriet tubman?

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You know, I think we might
be due for some sex tonight.

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You think?

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I do, yeah.

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Did you pencil that in
and didn't tell me?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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I think it's about to start.

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You guys going in over here?

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Yeah.

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I saw Suzy walking over there.

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So, I'm gonna go in
over there, I'm not here.

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I haven't seen you.

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Have not seen me.

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Alright, bye,
I'll talk to you later.

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Yeah, he's hard to miss.

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Larry, I'm so glad
you were able to make it.

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Hi.

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Hi, I'm Lane michaelson.

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Hi.

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He's the abc guy.

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We are so happy to have
your husband on board.

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Listen, we're gonna see you
tonight at the house, right?

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Yes, at the house.

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Ann's gonna want
to see you, so please.

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Really?

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Yes, okay, take care,
have a great time.

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Enjoy the show.

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Thank you.

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Jeez, I'm exhausted.

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Wow, he must have a lot
on his mind tonight.

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A lot of coffee, that man.

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He was, like, in such a hurry.

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Excuse me, there's no food
or drink in the theater.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh.

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Really, I got a condition,
I really need to have this.

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You're gonna have to
finish it out here, I'm sorry.

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Okay, why don't you go in and...

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Get a seat.

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And I'll meet you in there.

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I mean, what if I have, like,
a really bad kidney thing?

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I'm not...

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Maybe you should
finish it outside.

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Yeah, maybe, maybe I should.

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Do you like these seats?

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Wow, great seats.

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I'm giving you the aisle considering
all the water you've had.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm looking out for you.

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This is great,
what a nice little theater.

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Yeah, it's beautiful.

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Is that the same woman
who just told me to

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get rid of the water?

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Yeah, I think it is.

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What's the deal?
What is she doing?

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Does she work here
or is she a guest?

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Yeah, I thought she was working.

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Me too.

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Excuse me.

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Larry...

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Excuse me?

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Do you work here?

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No.

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How come you told me to
get rid of the water then?

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I saw you coming in with water.

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There's no water,
that's the rules.

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I don't see how it
was your concern.

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You don't work here.

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It's the rules.

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The sign says, "no food
or drink in the theater".

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I'm sure we would all
like to have a water.

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Oh yeah, we're all
dying of thirst.

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What are you
the hallway monitor here?

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Who are you that
the rules don't apply?

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I'm applying the golden rule,
are you?

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I don't think
the golden rule applies here.

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If you had water,

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would you want me to tell
you not to bring it in?

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I don't think so.

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How about common courtesy,
buddy?

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Oh, but that doesn't
supersede the golden rule.

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That's the big one.

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You're nuts.

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You're nuts.

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Alright.

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Jackass.

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Now, don't bring
any pens or pencils in.

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( Male ) quiet.

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Loser.

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Excuse me, Mrs. cantor,
we've got homework.

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You forgot to give us homework.

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Sorry, some people
are just rude.

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And she's sitting there.

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Now, is she a guest?
Does she work there?

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She's just some person that
wouldn't let me bring it in.

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We had this huge fight.

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She's right, there she is,
right there on the right.

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She's talking to Ann michaelson,

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you know,
Lane michaelson's wife.

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That's her,
that's who she's talking to.

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That's Lane michaelson's wife?

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That's Lane michaelson's wife.

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Well.

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Well, you know,
so tomorrow night,

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you guys wanna go to dinner
before part two?

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No.

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Well, I want to go to part two.

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You've gotta go to part two,
you're part of the abc family.

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Yeah, we're definitely
going to part two.

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Yeah, we're not going
to dinner with you though.

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We had already made plans.

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That's alright.

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We don't have any plans, we just
don't wanna go to dinner with you.

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Frozen margaritas?

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Frozen margaritas, thank you.

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You gotta go,
I actually wanna go

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'cause she showed a lot
of cleavage for that time.

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Stop it.

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In that time I don't think
they wore it that low

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and she's really, it was
a little much if you ask me.

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I guess it is, cleavage.

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Oh, uh, oh.

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Chest freeze! Chest freeze!

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Okay, Larry.

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Put your tongue
to the top of your...

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No, no, your tongue
to the roof of your mouth.

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Are you alright?

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Oh, oh.

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Chest freeze.

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Oh I see, yeah.

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It was too cold, sorry.

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Would you like some hot tea
or something like that?

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It'll go away.

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So, Ann you've met Larry?

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No, I haven't met Larry
but I've heard a lot about you.

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Larry, Ann.

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Cheryl.

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Hi, nice to meet you.

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And I'm Jeff green,
we met, I, uh...

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Oh, hi.

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Is there a bathroom I can use?

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Yeah, right down there.

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Right down there?

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Yeah, just to the right,
just go down to the end to...

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I have to thank
your producer, director,

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whoever because they didn't reveal
that much bosom in that day.

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Whoever because they didn't reveal
that much bosom in that day.

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Hello.

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Oh, hi.

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Is that a bathroom?

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Um, yeah, why?
Do you have to go potty?

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Yeah, I do have to go potty.

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You can go in there.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, thank you.

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Oh, you're welcome.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, I'm just brushing
my doll's hair.

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Oh yeah, what's her name?

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Judy.

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* Judy, Judy, Judy

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boy, she's got pretty long hair.

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Yeah.yeah.

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Do you think maybe
it's too long?

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It's kind of long.

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Yeah, do you think you could
give it a haircut?

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You want me to
give it a haircut?

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Can you?

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I guess.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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See this thing?

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Yeah, uh huh.

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It's called a Swiss army knife.

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Mm hmm.

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You heard of Switzerland?

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Yeah.

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It's a country in Europe
and they don't like to fight.

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They let everybody
do their fighting for them,

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while they ski
and eat chocolate.

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Um...

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About, right there.

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Oh, you wanna give it
a little kind of

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Dorothy hamill thing, huh?

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Yeah.

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Boy, she's got
really thick hair.

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Uh huh, at least
it'll be shorter.

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Mm hmm, alright.

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Oh yeah.

266
00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,100
She looks much prettier.

267
00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:45,333
I think so too, look at that.

268
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,900
I really think
I did a great job.

269
00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:48,600
Yeah, you did a great job.

270
00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:50,066
Yeah, now I'd take her out.

271
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,066
Yeah, now this is
definitely easier to brush

272
00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,067
and it looks great.

273
00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,067
Can I tell you something?

274
00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:57,066
It's a very French look,
it's very French.

275
00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,267
She looks prettier.

276
00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,833
Good luck Judy!

277
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,500
Thank you.

278
00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,667
Larry, there's no lock
on that bathroom door.

279
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,900
I know.

280
00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,900
That's crazy.

281
00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:20,067
I know, it's insane.

282
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,500
That's your top priority
in a house.

283
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,800
In the bathroom.

284
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:23,933
Yeah, of course.

285
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:25,109
Will you guard the door
while I go?

286
00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:26,100
Sure.

287
00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:27,567
Two minutes.

288
00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:35,367
( Screaming )
mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

289
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,467
Tara, what is it, honey?

290
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,200
Look at my doll's hair.

291
00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,367
Why did you cut her hair?

292
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,867
I didn't cut it,
he did, he cut it.

293
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,867
Is this true?

294
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,900
Yeah, well, she asked me,

295
00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:45,900
she asked me to
give it a haircut.

296
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:46,967
It's true mommy.

297
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,076
You walked into
my daughter's room,

298
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,400
and you cut her Judy's hair.

299
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:50,400
It's not fair.

300
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,709
Well, she asked me
to give it a haircut.

301
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,267
Uh huh, and did you
happen to tell her

302
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,800
that maybe it
wouldn't grow back?

303
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,767
He didn't tell her
it wouldn't grow back.

304
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,200
I thought it was understood.

305
00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,400
How could you not understand

306
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,433
that a little girl
has a vivid imagination.

307
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,633
She's extremely gifted...

308
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,066
Sorry.

309
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,143
And this little girl doesn't
know that her Dolly's hair

310
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,200
is not gonna grow back.

311
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,100
Do you know who this is?
This is Judy.

312
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,100
I thought...

313
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,467
She is a collector's item.

314
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,609
We're not gonna be able
to find another one like this.

315
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,667
I can...

316
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,809
I got this doll
before she was born.

317
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,400
Well, I can replace it,
I'm sure I can.

318
00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:20,467
Oh you can replace it.

319
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,067
This is like Liberty
the beany baby,

320
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,233
out of production, o.O.P., okay?

321
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,533
Not coming back.

322
00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:27,167
It's never gonna grow back.

323
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,700
What is that?

324
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:31,600
I guess I missed a strand there,
I got a Swiss army...

325
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:32,733
It's ugly mommy!

326
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,933
Let me get it,
I got a Swiss army knife,

327
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,133
I could get that.

328
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,733
It's ugly, the haircut's ugly!

329
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:39,733
Let's go, Tara.

330
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,967
I...

331
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,533
She said it looked good
earlier, she liked it.

332
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,400
Not a surprise.

333
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:47,767
I thought it was
understood that...

334
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,100
Larry...

335
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:54,200
Go ahead.

336
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,833
Jesus Christ.

337
00:11:56,867 --> 00:12:00,467
Who doesn't know that
when you cut a doll's hair

338
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,200
it doesn't grow back.

339
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,567
She should know better.

340
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,043
I mean, I thought
the doll looked a lot better,

341
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,067
to tell you the truth. A

342
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,343
I don't know what it
looked like before, so...

343
00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,400
Well, it was ugly,
it was way down to her waist.

344
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:11,267
What's the doll's name, Judy?

345
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,367
Yeah.

346
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,076
I might be able to
help you with this, okay.

347
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,600
My daughter has
a huge doll collection.

348
00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:18,933
Her room is filled with dolls.

349
00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:21,300
I think she might have
that Judy doll.

350
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,376
You think she's got a Judy doll?

351
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,133
It sounds familiar to me,
I'm not positive.

352
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:28,333
We can go in tomorrow,
zip in, zip out, boom.

353
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,066
Would she miss the doll if...

354
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,333
No, my daughter's
not gonna care.

355
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:33,476
She's not gonna
notice the difference.

356
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,809
She hasn't played with it
in a long time anyhow.

357
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,933
We'll go by the house tomorrow,
we'll check it out.

358
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:40,200
Yeah, I mean, otherwise,
you know, this is ugly here.

359
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:41,667
I know.

360
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,709
No, I mean, it's just all of
a sudden I got this deal and...

361
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,767
The whole abc deal
could go down the drain.

362
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,767
It really could.

363
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,133
Well, I...

364
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,667
Honestly, I have never
been so humiliated

365
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,167
in my life, really.

366
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,933
I fucked up.

367
00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:04,833
Are you trying to
be funny now because...

368
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,833
No.

369
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,367
'Cause I'm really
not in the mood.

370
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,867
I fucked up.

371
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:11,100
Yeah.

372
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,733
Michaelson really knows me,
he knows a lot about me.

373
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:18,066
Well, what did he see exactly?

374
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:23,600
Uh, everything, exactly, okay?

375
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,633
Like, imagine the worst moment

376
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,943
a person can walk in
on somebody.

377
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,133
Okay, I got it...

378
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,133
You think you're alone
and you're in the bathroom...

379
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,066
Okay, I got it.

380
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,067
That's what it was.

381
00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,433
I got it.

382
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:37,066
I cannot risk running
into him at social functions,

383
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,433
at your little abc parties
and screenings.

384
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,567
I think you're gonna have
to just go somewhere else.

385
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,233
Are you out of your mind?

386
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:47,066
You wanna end the deal
'cause of this?

387
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,233
Yeah, I do.

388
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,533
We can't go to nbc anymore,

389
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,533
because of your environmental
problems with general electric.

390
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,333
Hbo, you know what
happened with them.

391
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,733
It's all running out.

392
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:58,333
Well, that's your fault.

393
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:02,367
Well, I got news for you,
you might not have to worry,

394
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,933
because it might all be moot.

395
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,600
Why?

396
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:08,567
Because if I don't replace
the doll, it's over.

397
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,100
Divorce?

398
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,333
Is it a divorce?

399
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:20,600
Yeah, it's a divorce.

400
00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:23,867
So start packing up
'cause you're moving out.

401
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,633
Huh?

402
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,433
I wish you wouldn't talk
anymore tonight,

403
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,733
that's what I wish...

404
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,733
I wish you wouldn't say
one more thing to me.

405
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,967
( Doorbell )

406
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:39,767
Suzy!

407
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,700
Hey, sure you wanna do this?

408
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,500
I'm positive, c'mon.

409
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:47,367
You don't think
sami's gonna mind?

410
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,700
She's not gonna notice?

411
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,067
She's got a million dolls,
she's not gonna notice anything.

412
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:55,600
Here we are in doll world.

413
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,967
So, there's dolls here,
here, here...

414
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:58,967
Look at all these.

415
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,300
Wow.

416
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,776
You have no idea how much
money I've spent on dolls.

417
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,400
Holy cow, look at this.

418
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,833
This isn't Judy, is it?

419
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:08,667
This?

420
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,167
No, I think Judy's hair
was lighter.

421
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,967
Okay, alright, I'll look.

422
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,833
She looks Swiss...

423
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,076
She looks like Judy,
she looks Swiss, alright.

424
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,767
Yeah, what's up here?
Is all this, any stuff up here?

425
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,400
There's dolls up here?

426
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:23,467
Judy! Judy! Judy!

427
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,867
There you go.

428
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,833
No.

429
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,267
Yes, it is, of course it is.

430
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,267
No, it's not her.

431
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,267
That's Judy.

432
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,367
No, it's not Judy!

433
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,543
I've seen Judy, that's Judy,
I'm telling you...

434
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,066
No, no, no, Judy has,
Judy has brown eyes.

435
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,067
No!

436
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,067
She has blue eyes.

437
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,076
Well, you don't know the eyes.

438
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,067
No, I do know the eyes
'cause I...

439
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,867
C'mon, I see my daughter
call her Judy.

440
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,867
Judy, brown eyes, I made,
I said it in my head.

441
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,066
Judy brown eyes, yes.

442
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:48,833
'Cause I know the song
is sweet Judy blue eyes,

443
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,209
and she has brown eyes,
it's brown eyes.

444
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,267
Wow!

445
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,633
That's not Judy!

446
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,667
Sweet Judy brown eyes.

447
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,633
Holy shit, where the...

448
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,066
Some of these dolls are scary.

449
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:04,267
A bunch of bald ones up here.

450
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,767
Judy.

451
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,066
What?

452
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,867
Judy!

453
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,900
It's her.

454
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:11,900
Yeah.

455
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,700
Judy! Judy!

456
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:15,900
Oh, my god! What are you...

457
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,600
Oh, I needed this.

458
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:19,900
Suzy's here.

459
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:20,967
Oh shit.

460
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:21,967
C'mon.

461
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,433
( Suzy ) Jeffrey?

462
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:24,433
What do I do?

463
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,433
Stick it in your jacket.

464
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,600
Jeffrey?

465
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:27,600
It's too big.

466
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:28,600
Where do I put it?

467
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:29,900
Do something, she's coming up.

468
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,433
Give this to me.

469
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,543
( Suzy ) Jeffrey, I saw your car,
what the fuck are you doing here?

470
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:38,767
You're supposed to call first!

471
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,167
Jeffrey?

472
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,276
So what you wanna be doing is...

473
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,400
Huh?

474
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,133
You need a drill.

475
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,066
What is going on here?

476
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,533
What are you doing here?

477
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,533
The amount of sleep
that I've lost...

478
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,367
What are you doing here?

479
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,667
Listen and I'll tell you.

480
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,567
Sami's shelf has
been on my mind.

481
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,333
I've always thought
this shelf was loose.

482
00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:00,600
And I came here
and I pushed it and tested it.

483
00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,367
All the dolls fell, right there.

484
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,767
Jeffrey, why don't
I believe you?

485
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,200
I don't know.

486
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,576
What the hell are you doing here
in sami's room of all places?

487
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,967
And you brought Larry
to help you with the shelf?

488
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,233
I know a lot about shelving.

489
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,200
I put up all the shelves
in my house and...

490
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,767
You put the shelves up in your...

491
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,767
I find that hard
to believe, Larry.

492
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,909
He knows a lot about shelving.

493
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:18,076
I put them all up
and I was just...

494
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,066
Mr. California closets
over here all of a sudden...

495
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,433
Well get the hell, leave, leave.

496
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,100
By the way,

497
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,076
what do you think I didn't see
you at the screening last night?

498
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,209
You think I didn't
notice you, huh?

499
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:29,467
Okay.

500
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,066
Fat fuck, trying to hide like
you're Mr. inconspicuous.

501
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,367
Get out!

502
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,100
Are you going back tonight
for part two?

503
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,467
I might be.

504
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,376
Well, what do you think,
do you think it's gonna work?

505
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,600
Uh, I hope it works,
it was painful.

506
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:51,433
So, you don't think
michaelson's wife,

507
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,609
do you think she's gonna have,

508
00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:53,909
she's not gonna have
any problem with this, right?

509
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:55,200
With the head, just the head.

510
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:56,333
That's fine.

511
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,509
She's got the body, you're fine.

512
00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:59,567
We'll just attach it.

513
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,700
Attach the head.

514
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:03,833
Yeah, good, that's fine.

515
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,767
Boy, that's starting
to itch me down there.

516
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,400
( Screaming )

517
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:10,133
( Suzy ) what's
wrong, sami, darling?

518
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:13,633
Mommy, somebody
cut off Judy's head!

519
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,066
Yeah.

520
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,700
Judy, I got Judy.

521
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:27,200
Where's her body?

522
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,567
It didn't come with a body.

523
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,533
Uh huh.

524
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,200
Is this an authentic Judy?

525
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:42,367
Believe me, that is Judy.

526
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,633
Alright, well, uh,
why don't you come in.

527
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,167
I'll take it upstairs
and make sure it fits.

528
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,067
Oh, don't worry, it's gonna fit.

529
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,933
Well, we'll just see about that.

530
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,667
May I use your bathroom?

531
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,700
Yeah.

532
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,833
Right here, in the hall.

533
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,267
Oh.

534
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,267
Hey, how are you doing?

535
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,467
Good.

536
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,467
What are you doing,
putting a new lock in?

537
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,066
Yeah, a new lock.

538
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,067
Oh beautiful, excellent.

539
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,067
Go ahead.

540
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,567
Okay, uh...

541
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,400
Don't leave your post, okay?

542
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,967
Sure.

543
00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:33,067
Oh.

544
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,600
Great, oh that's great.

545
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,500
I think she's fixed.

546
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,167
Oh terrific.

547
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,967
So, thank you.

548
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:42,967
I appreciate it.

549
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,533
You're very welcome, and again,

550
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:48,700
I'm just sorry about the whole
thing and cutting it and,

551
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:49,833
but...

552
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:52,367
Well, you think
this is gonna be okay?

553
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,876
Do you think she's gonna
notice the difference?

554
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,667
No, she'll never know
the difference really.

555
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,340
I mean, if she does,
you should enroll her

556
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,567
at some kind of school
for gifted children.

557
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,867
Well, she's already at merman.

558
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,243
She is gifted,
she's highly gifted.

559
00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:04,233
Oh.

560
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,300
We might not be able
to pull it off.

561
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,767
Yeah, it's a shame
she didn't know

562
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,467
that hair wasn't
gonna grow back, yeah.

563
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:15,300
I mean, 'cause
she's a bright girl.

564
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,133
She has a vivid imagination.

565
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,700
No, I'm sure she does.

566
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:23,600
Anyway so again, I'm sorry.

567
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,067
You'll be at part two?

568
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,067
Yeah, I'll be there.

569
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,567
Yeah, okay, great.

570
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,367
Alright, all's well
that ends well.

571
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,867
Bye bye.

572
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,900
You know I actually think
she looked pretty good

573
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,600
with the short hair.

574
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,067
Oh shit..

575
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,467
Oh god.

576
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,900
Where's the head?

577
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,700
I know you took the doll's head,
where is it?

578
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,067
Where's the fucking head?!

579
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,700
I don't now.

580
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:16,867
The kid is home hysterical,
because her doll, Judy,

581
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,100
has been decapitated

582
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,367
'cause you two sickos'

583
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,633
took the head for
god knows what reason,

584
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,967
some voodoo shit you're doing.

585
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,433
Where is it?

586
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:32,633
Stop scratching your balls
and tell me where it is!

587
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,600
Alright, just get me
the fucking head, alright?

588
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:37,733
Get me the fucking head,
alright!

589
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:38,943
Both of you 'cause I've had it.

590
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:42,200
You four eyed fuck
and you fat piece of shit,

591
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:44,133
get me the head!

592
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,533
I didn't need that,
man, she's nuts.

593
00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:53,743
What the hell
are we gonna do now?

594
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:56,067
I could drive back
to the michaelson's.

595
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,833
I don't think she's gonna
give us the head back.

596
00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,733
No, I guess not.

597
00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:02,900
What are you doing?

598
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:04,067
My penis itches me.

599
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:08,533
Hey, maybe she's got
the short haired version.

600
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,500
We can get
the short haired Judy back.

601
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:11,700
Yeah.

602
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,333
She may have thrown it out.

603
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,767
Naw, we were just there.

604
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,667
What about giving
the short haired head

605
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,066
back to Suzy and your daughter?

606
00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:21,243
They won't know the difference.

607
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:23,076
Your daughter's not gonna know
that the hair was cut?

608
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,167
My daughter or Suzy are not
gonna know the difference.

609
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,233
You think so?

610
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:28,309
I know it we can
get away with that.

611
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,533
Jesus Christ,
my penis is itching.

612
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:32,100
You know what?

613
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,333
You put that doll head
down there,

614
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,400
and who knows what
the hair is made out of.

615
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:38,767
You've got an allergic reaction,
I'm telling you.

616
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,133
Yeah, I think I got
some kind of rash.

617
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:44,067
I gotta check out my penis.

618
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,533
I have to go to a doctor now.

619
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,800
That's gonna be a lot of fun.

620
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,867
Where did you get the rash?

621
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:53,167
Oh, I stuck a doll's head
down my pants doctor,

622
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,400
it feels good to me.

623
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,600
Hi, I'm sorry to bother you.

624
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:04,233
I was wondering...

625
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:06,066
This is gonna
sound a little crazy,

626
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:11,433
do you have
the short haired head,

627
00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:13,367
the one that I cut?

628
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,567
Right, you want
the short haired Judy head.

629
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,867
Yeah.

630
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:22,833
Why would you want that
short haired Judy head?

631
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:27,067
I kind of,
I just like it, you know.

632
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,233
Okay, you know what,
I don't know.

633
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:33,343
I'll go up there
and see if it's there.

634
00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:34,333
Thank you,
I'd really appreciate it.

635
00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,567
Okay, fine.T.

636
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,767
Just wait right here.

637
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,066
May I use your bathroom?

638
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,800
Yeah, it's right...

639
00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:42,100
I know, it's right over here.

640
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,967
Uh.

641
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,500
Uh.

642
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:13,667
Hey, the lock's not working.

643
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,433
Oh, I know,
I had to go get some parts.

644
00:24:15,467 --> 00:24:17,067
Oh great.

645
00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:21,367
Oh, hey, look at this.

646
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,633
It's your lucky day.

647
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:26,167
Okay, great, thank you so much.

648
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,933
Okay.

649
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,067
The short hair,
it's very becoming I think.

650
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:35,533
Yeah, fine, mm hmm, good.

651
00:24:35,567 --> 00:24:38,100
Okay.

652
00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:40,200
Um...

653
00:24:40,233 --> 00:24:41,733
Hey, see you tonight, part two.

654
00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:43,667
Right.

655
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:49,400
You are not gonna
believe what I just saw.

656
00:24:58,267 --> 00:25:00,066
Oh okay.

657
00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,833
It's your daughter too,
you know.

658
00:25:02,867 --> 00:25:05,433
Alright.

659
00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,867
Something's not right here.

660
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,767
That's the head.
That's the head.

661
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,066
This is the head?

662
00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:13,800
That's Judy. That's Judy.

663
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,933
This is not the head,
there's something wrong.

664
00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:18,467
Sure, it's the head,
that's the head.

665
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,467
Are you sure?

666
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,066
Yeah.yeah.

667
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,700
Something seems off.

668
00:25:22,733 --> 00:25:24,309
I don't know, alright,
we brought it back.

669
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,300
I'll see you later.

670
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,900
See you, part two,
you going tonight?

671
00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:30,733
Yeah, maybe.

672
00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:42,500
Hey, um, is your assistant
going out with anybody?

673
00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:45,433
You're not going out
with my assistant, okay.

674
00:25:45,467 --> 00:25:46,900
Well, I just asked
you a question.

675
00:25:46,933 --> 00:25:48,066
No, it's too weird.

676
00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,709
How do you know I even
wanna go out with her?

677
00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:51,176
Because when you ask that question
I know what you're talking about.

678
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,233
I'm not an idiot.

679
00:25:52,267 --> 00:25:53,733
Quiet, Suzy can hear you.

680
00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:56,200
Hi, how are you?

681
00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,066
Oh god, the michaelson's.

682
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:00,167
Oh my god.

683
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,467
The little girl...

684
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,967
Hey she got the doll.

685
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:03,967
Beautiful.

686
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:06,333
Wow, look at that...

687
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,567
Oh, there are the David's.

688
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,767
Honestly, I can't even
look at that guy now.

689
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,933
I really just,
makes me sick to my stomach.

690
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,833
You know what,
I'll be right back.

691
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:41,267
I going to the bathroom.

692
00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:55,367
Cheryl.

693
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,367
What?

694
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,367
Come here for a second.

695
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,633
What?

696
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,066
Do me a favor, just see if
anybody's in the ladies room?

697
00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:02,167
Why?

698
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,733
It's an old factory nightmare
in that men's room.

699
00:27:05,767 --> 00:27:09,467
Is anybody in here?

700
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,567
Coast is clear.

701
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,567
Great, two minutes.

702
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,733
Two minutes, okay.

703
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,433
Hello.

704
00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:55,667
Oh, hi.

705
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,533
Thank you for
fixing Judy's hair.

706
00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,100
Oh, you're welcome.

707
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,267
Mommy, mommy, that bum
is in the bathroom

708
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,733
and there's something hard
in his pants!

709
00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:12,300
( Crowd gasping ) kick his ass.

710
00:28:14,367 --> 00:28:17,500
Pervert, let's get him.

711
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