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( Female ) Spencer
is too adorable.

2
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Totally adorable.

3
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Jill, how old is he now?

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He's 14 months.

5
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So cute.

6
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They grow so fast, it's amazing.

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You have them and it's instant.

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It's instantaneous growth.

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Look at this tiny
little broccoli here.

10
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Where's the bottom
of the broccoli?

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Can somebody tell me

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what they did to
the bottom of the broccoli?

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I like the bottom, it's crunchy.

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Right.

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Really.

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You know, look at this broccoli,
there's nothing.

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They cut the whole thing off,
there's no bottom.

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Is there one person
at this table

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who can eat cauliflower?

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What is it?

21
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Who put this on earth,
this vegetable?

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Larry, Jeremy has something
he wants to ask you.

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He's been wanting to ask.

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It's really no big deal.

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It's, um...

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You know, I'm applying
for a fellowship.

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U want to switch glasses
with me, is that it?

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'Cause I like that
whole Clark Kent thing

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you got happening there.

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Thanks, thanks.

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It works at the galleries.

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So, I'm applying
for a fellowship at

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the L.A. county
museum of art and...

34
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Yeah, I'm really excited.

35
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But, uh, I need a letter
of recommendation and...

36
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I would absolutely
be indebted to you forever

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if you could do it for me.

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God, I would
appreciate it so much.

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I love the indebted part,
believe me.

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Don't get me wrong.

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You know, I don't really
know that much about art.

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But you know about Jeremy,
and that's the point, right?

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And his work, right?

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Just that he'd be an
asset to the county and...

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That seems easy enough.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Sureokay.

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Oh, that'd be great.

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Thank you very,
very much for it.

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Okay.

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( Together ) here's to Larry.

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And to the fellowship
that's gonna be, alright?

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Yes, absolutely.

55
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And to the Lakers.

56
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The Lakers' season
starting up tomorrow.

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Oh, that's right.

58
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You're not a Lakers' fan
are you?

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You're a Knicks' fan.

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I'm a Knicks' fan, yeah.

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Table for one.

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But I'm going tomorrow night.

63
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My manager has season tickets
right next to the laker bench.

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He's got the most
unbelievable seats.

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Pretty amazing.

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That's, uh, pretty amazing.

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But you're a knick fan.

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I'll root for the other team.

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I can't stand
the Lakers, really.

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No.

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No, I can't stand them.

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And I get so much
satisfaction out of seeing

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19,000 people disappointed
when they lose, I just...

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Right, when they lose,
which is very seldom.

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Very seldom.

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I mean, they have Shaq.

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Best player that ever lived,
end of story.

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I'll be right back.

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I am a sucker for cilantro,
I'll tell you.

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I just need to seize this moment
while Bob's in the bathroom.

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But, Jeremy and Larry,
for Bob's 40th birthday,

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what I want to do
is to give him,

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one of those books
where each person does a page.

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You know what I mean?

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What do you mean a page?
What kind of page?

86
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It could be anything you want.

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Like, if you would
draw something,

88
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you could do an art piece,

89
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and you could write
a recollection of Bob,

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or a poem or something
you can share.

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Make it funny, would be great
if you could make it funny.

92
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Great, I would love to do that.

93
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Thank you, he would love that.

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That'd be an honor.

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Larry, would you
like to do that?

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A page?

97
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That would be nice.

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Well, I mean, I have
a limited amount of time.

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I've got his letter to write.

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You know, Bob's thing
doesn't have to be a big thing.

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You could do that.

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Yeah.

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Really? Oh good, thank you.

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Thank you, that'll be great.

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Bob's birthday is on Saturday.

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So, if I could pick it up
around Wednesday.

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Does anybody want to split
cheesecake or something?

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Oh, I'd love dessert.

109
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Actually, we cannot
stay for dessert.

110
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What?

111
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My parents came into town,

112
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and I hate to leave them
by themselves.

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Hey, where are you guys going?

114
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Actually, we're on our way back.

115
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My parents are in town.

116
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Um, let's see, you want some...

117
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You want some money for this,
for this dinner?

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You want some money
for the dinner?

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Yeah.

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Sure.

121
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I don't know, how much was this?

122
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Six, two, eighty?

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What did you have?

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I mean, we just had some Turkey.

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What did we have,
Turkey and a glass of wine?

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I don't even know
what to put down here.

127
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90, how's that, is that good?
Is 90 good?

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( Chattering )

129
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110, 115, what'd you have?

130
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Chicken and Turkey and a glass,
I got $115, is that cool?

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Alright, bye, you guys.

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( Female ) bye, Cheryl.

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( Male ) thanks for coming out.

134
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Larry, aren't you
gonna say goodbye?

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Yeah, of course I'm gonna...

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Goodbye.

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Alright, bye you guys.

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I was gonna say goodbye.

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Drive safe, okay?

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I left $115.

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I go out to dinner, I wind up
with a homework assignment.

142
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What was all that
goodbye business?

143
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That was really embarrassing.

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Well, I just, I wanted
to remind you to say goodbye.

145
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I was gonna say goodbye,
I'm not a moron.

146
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I know how to say...

147
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Sometimes you don't.

148
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What?

149
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Sometimes you forget
to say goodbye to people.

150
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I forget to say
goodbye to people?

151
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Never in my life
have I forgotten.

152
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Yes, you have.

153
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And then people think that
you're doing it intentionally.

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That's ridiculous.

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You know how much
I paid for that dinner?

156
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I just kept putting
money down on the table.

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Why didn't they stop me?

158
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Why did you keep
putting money down?

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Because they weren't,
they didn't stop me.

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There you go, thank you.

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You didn't have
to put in that much.

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I kept saying, is that enough?

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$80, $90?

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Oh, I hope my parents
found something to eat.

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I didn't even think about that.

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How long are they
staying for, anyway?

167
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They're staying 'til next week,

168
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when we go to Monterrey
for Becky's wedding.

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( Male ) it doesn't
work because that...

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( female ) okay, alright!

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I think they mean normally.

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Okay, but then I want Arabia.

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I need Arabia.

174
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We already settled that,
it's not a country.

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It is a country.

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Oh, hi, guys.

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Hi.

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Is Arabia a country?

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Arabia? No, it's Saudi Arabia.

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You Don'know what the hell
you're talking about,

181
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"Mr. expert in
somebody else's field."

182
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What are you guys playing,
scattergories?

183
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Yeah.

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Can I play?

185
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Hope you don't mind,
we raided your games.

186
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No, I don't care.

187
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No, gosh, we haven't
played this...

188
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And your liquor.

189
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( Laughing )

190
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S? Larry, you wanna play a
quick round of scattergo$

191
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no, I'm gonna go up.

192
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Yeah, well, thank you,
captain geography.

193
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Hey, Larry,
don't you say goodnight?

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Oh, goodnight, sorry.

195
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Goodnight. Goodnight.

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( Cheryl ) okay, "j", five, go!

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( Father ) Ohio state, that's
a college with an "o".

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( Mother )
oh, for heaven's sake.

199
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Give me time,
I want to do it, too.

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Okay, oh, oh, uh,
oh, gosh, uh...

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Occidental!

202
00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,267
Occidental.

203
00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,809
Honey, please don't yell
at my parents like that.

204
00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,600
I wasn't yelling, I was helping.

205
00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,167
Angel.

206
00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,867
( Parents chattering )

207
00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:10,867
So, um...

208
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What do you know
about this page?

209
00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,633
Do you know anything
about these pages?

210
00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:17,967
Do you paste it on something?

211
00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:21,200
What do you know?

212
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,200
She's very vague
about the whole thing.

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What are you supposed
to right on it?

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She wants a poem?

215
00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,167
"Something funny", she said.

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00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,367
Is it lined paper?

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00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,800
Maybe, I'll make little
fancy edges on the end.

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Don't they have,
like, special scissors

219
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to make those fancy edges
on the end?

220
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Are you going to be using
your light much longer?

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I've been working
on my letter, too.

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To the county museum,
my letter of recommendation.

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Would you like to hear it?

224
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"Dear, L.A. county museum.

225
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"This is a letter of recommendation
for a guy named, j...

226
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"a guy name Jeremy, who's
somewhat of an acquaintance.

227
00:07:58,133 --> 00:08:00,333
"And he draws beautiful
concentric circles

228
00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:03,167
and geometric figures
that are quite moving."

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00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,066
By the way, I could make those
triangles and those circles.

230
00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,433
You know, is that art?

231
00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,433
I mean, if I could do it,
is that art?

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00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:10,600
Mm-hmm.

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00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:12,300
Well, goodnight.

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00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,567
Goodnight.

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00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,600
( Sighing )

236
00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,667
"Dear, county board."

237
00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:22,633
"I'm writing on behalf
of Jeremy..."

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Okay.

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00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:27,567
"I'll find out his last name
and write back to you."

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Okay.

241
00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,300
So, have you ever done
one of these pages?

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00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,467
No.

243
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,967
It's stupid.

244
00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,733
Who are you going
to dinner with?

245
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,733
What kind of situation
did you put yourself in?

246
00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:40,800
It's all our friends.

247
00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:43,067
Listen, I can't go to
the laker game tonight.

248
00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,133
Really?

249
00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,933
Yeah, Suzie's gotta
go to New York,

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00:08:47,967 --> 00:08:50,300
'cause her mom's sick,
and I gotta watch the kid.

251
00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:52,300
Oh my gosh,
so what are you gonna do?

252
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,433
Who's getting the ticket?

253
00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,133
Why don't you give it to Lewis?

254
00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,667
Oh, sure.

255
00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,667
Go with him.

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00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,100
Hey, Jeffy, how are you?

257
00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:00,333
Hey, al, how are you doing?

258
00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:01,333
Good to see you, how are you?

259
00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:02,900
Good, Albert Mayo, Larry David,

260
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,200
Larry David, Albert Mayo.

261
00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,567
Albert Mayo, nice to meet you.

262
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,567
Shaq's agent.

263
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,633
Oh, no kidding?

264
00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:08,676
Hey, I'm going to
the game tonight.

265
00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,733
Are you really?

266
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:10,733
I got his seats.

267
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:11,776
Oh, you're going to love it.

268
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,267
You're the
"Seinfeld" guy, right?

269
00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,567
Yeah.

270
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,500
Shaq loves your show.

271
00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:17,633
Really?

272
00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:18,876
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he loves it, loves it.

273
00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,066
Listen, I gotta run,
I gotta get to the center.

274
00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,076
Enjoy the game,
have a good time.

275
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,067
It was great to meet you.

276
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,167
Did you play with him?

277
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,433
Yeah, I won 300 bucks
off doc wiggins.

278
00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:27,543
Beautiful, man, see you later.

279
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,567
Bye bye.

280
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,767
I'll see you tonight.

281
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,933
Let's go.

282
00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:33,200
Um, just one favor.

283
00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:34,767
Just look at this
thing on my back.

284
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,066
Tell me if you think,
what is that?

285
00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,600
What do you think that is?

286
00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:40,066
Uh, I don't know what that is.

287
00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:41,567
You know, you oughta
go to a doctor.

288
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,967
Really?

289
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:43,967
Yeah.

290
00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,900
You know that guy
right over there?

291
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,667
That's Dr. wiggins,
that's who he was talking about.

292
00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,767
He's the Lakers' doctor,
go ask him.

293
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,600
But he's an orthopedic, right?

294
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,676
They gotta know all the stuff.

295
00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,066
He can tell you
and look at it and go,

296
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,733
"that's something or nothing."

297
00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,843
If he tells you it's nothing to
worry about, then you're fine.

298
00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:00,433
I'm gonna go hit some balls.

299
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,900
I'll see you at the ranch.

300
00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,133
Hey, Dr. wiggins?

301
00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:08,133
Hey.

302
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,167
How ya doing?

303
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,167
Good.

304
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,067
Um, I'm sorry
to bother you with this.

305
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:16,300
I got a little thing
on my back and I was hoping

306
00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:19,167
you could save me
a visit to a dermatologist.

307
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,600
I'm sorry,
I'm running a little late.

308
00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:24,167
Well, it'll only take a second
to take quick look at it.

309
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,900
I'm sure it's nothing and you
could just tell me if it's...

310
00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:27,976
You can make an appointment

311
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,109
and just come on down
to the office.

312
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,167
I'll be happy
to look at it there.

313
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,100
I mean, it would
just take a second.

314
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,433
Just say is it something
or nothing or, you know.

315
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,000
It's like looking
at your watch, really.

316
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,300
What do you do for a living?

317
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,633
I'm a writer.

318
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,067
Next time you're in a big hurry,

319
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,167
why don't you write me
a bunch of shit for free?

320
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,367
All he had to do was
take a quick look at it.

321
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,767
Would it have killed him?

322
00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,900
The doctor?

323
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,067
Yeah, the doctor,
what's the big deal?

324
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,067
Come on, man.

325
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,533
He's in the locker room,

326
00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,376
all he's gotta do is take one
quick look, take five seconds.

327
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,933
Oh man, I mean, the guy's
trying to relax like you.

328
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,066
You gotta give the guy space.

329
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,367
Look at this.

330
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,767
( Male ) how are
you doing today?

331
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,833
Good.

332
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,500
Let me show you to your seats.

333
00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:17,543
This'll be his
and this'll be yours.

334
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:18,967
These two, right here?

335
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,133
Enjoy the game.

336
00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:22,500
Oh, my god.

337
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,066
Look at this, how great is this?

338
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,467
Holy cow.

339
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,167
Great, right? How great is this?

340
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,367
Is this fuckin' unbelievable?

341
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,367
This is unbelievable.

342
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,467
This is, you know,
we have a great manager.

343
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,167
What can I tell you?

344
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,100
( Announcer ) ladies and gentlemen
your Los Angeles Lakers.

345
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,767
You've got the best seat
in the house, you know that?

346
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,133
You do.

347
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:45,309
The bench is right over here,
look at this.

348
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,633
You know, I can hear
everything Jackson's saying?

349
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,500
I'll tell you what he said.

350
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,100
( Announcer ) Shaquille O'Neal.

351
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,533
Anthony peeler, two shots.

352
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,933
What's he doing?

353
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,209
Why doesn't he put Shaq
back in the game?

354
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,233
It's ridiculous.

355
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,267
Who, coach Jackson?

356
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,067
Yeah, I'll ask him
with his eight rings,

357
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,500
that Larry David's upset.

358
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:21,743
He's been out of
the game for five minutes.

359
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,066
He should put him
back in, it's crazy.

360
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,100
Maybe he's upset.

361
00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:26,367
Maybe, you know,
maybe, he's tired.

362
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,267
Oh my...

363
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,900
Oh, my god.

364
00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:35,200
Idiot, what did you do?

365
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:37,667
Oh god, I'm so...

366
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,833
What did you do?

367
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:41,400
Are you okay? I'm so sorry.

368
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,676
Here, give us some
room here, stand back.

369
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,100
Take it easy.

370
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,367
Where is it?

371
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,367
My knee.

372
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,400
Your knee?

373
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,500
My knee.

374
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:49,533
Okay, easy, easy.

375
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:50,933
Look at this shit.

376
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,967
It's not an assassination
attempt, for chrissake.

377
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,533
Can you straighten it, Shaq?

378
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:55,533
No.

379
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,200
Can you put any weight on it?

380
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,633
Larry, how did that happen?

381
00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,776
I don't know,
I stuck my legs out.

382
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,967
I'm so sorry.

383
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,643
Let's get him up,
I'll hold the leg, get him up.

384
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,067
Get him up.

385
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,800
( Larry ) I'm so sorry.

386
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:08,067
Can you put any weight on it?

387
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,533
No.

388
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:11,800
( Crowd ) boo!

389
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,233
It was an accident.

390
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:16,300
It was an accident.

391
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,133
Just sit down.

392
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,167
It was an accident!

393
00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:25,066
This is a nightmare.

394
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,309
I think we should get going,
I'm very uncomfortable.

395
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,667
I'm fuckin' out of here.

396
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,066
Let's get out of here, c'mon.

397
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,967
( Crowd booing )

398
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,100
Just go.

399
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:35,500
Get out of here,
go ahead, hurry up.

400
00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,233
It was an accident.

401
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:40,167
Take a hike.

402
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,367
It was an accident.

403
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,633
It was an accident.

404
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,467
Yeah, no, believe me,
Julie, I saw it.

405
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,667
I saw him on the news.

406
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,700
I saw the whole thing,
and he just walked in.

407
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:54,167
I can't talk right now,
oh, I'll talk to you later.

408
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,167
Okay.

409
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,800
Oh, my god!

410
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,100
What do you mean? What news?

411
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,133
You saw me on the news?

412
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,200
Yeah, of course I did.

413
00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,300
Me?

414
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,409
They said that you
tripped Shaquille O'Neal,

415
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:03,676
and now he's gonna
be out for two months.

416
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,509
You mean I tripped him?
They said Larry David?

417
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:08,100
( Phone ) yes, they have
a big close-up of you.

418
00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:09,267
They have it in slow motion.

419
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,843
They have "Larry David
took out Shaquille O'Neal",

420
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,233
for two months
he's gonna be out.

421
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,276
That's what they're saying.

422
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,967
And the phone
will not stop ringing.

423
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,643
Could you please take this
into the next room,

424
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,467
so that we can
just watch our show?

425
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,400
Look, can we
call you back tomorrow?

426
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,633
It's just so hectic.

427
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,200
Two months?

428
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,500
He's gonna be out two months?

429
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:25,809
That's what they're saying,
two months.

430
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,900
And not only that, one of
the reporters thinks that,

431
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,109
you might have had a motive,
because you're a Knicks' fan.

432
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,133
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I did have a motive.

433
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,443
I wanted to kill him,
I had a motive.

434
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,467
( Phone )

435
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,067
Can you take it outside, please?

436
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,700
Yeah, we're not
taking any calls.

437
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:40,500
Sorry.

438
00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:43,600
Oh, my god, my parents are
trying to watch their show.

439
00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,300
( Phone )

440
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,133
( Father ) don't
you say goodnight?

441
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:58,733
Hey, asshole!

442
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,633
Yeah, you, it's all your fault!

443
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:05,133
Yeah, asshole!

444
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,400
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

445
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:11,767
It was an accident.

446
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,733
I was just stretching
my legs out and he tripped.

447
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,733
They took away my tickets.

448
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:17,733
The Lakers took away my tickets.

449
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:18,733
Yeah.

450
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,066
They can't do that.

451
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,067
Sure they can, it says
on the back of the ticket.

452
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,133
Why?

453
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:25,167
I'm responsible for
whoever sits in my seat.

454
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,133
What were you stretching for?

455
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,533
What reason?
You're in the first row.

456
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,709
How could you need to stretch?

457
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,300
I stuck my legs out.

458
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,133
Holy shit, you kno
how hard I worked for those?

459
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:39,300
One game, the first game and
you fuck the whole thing up!

460
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:41,867
Sorry.

461
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,900
Have a great day.

462
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,267
Fuck!

463
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,533
I'm sorry.

464
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,700
What can I do?
Can I do anything?

465
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,066
Buy the team.

466
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:55,067
That would be a help.

467
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,800
Hey, Chuck.

468
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,400
Hey, Larry, how are you doing?

469
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,467
Okay.

470
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,433
What happened at
the game last night, huh?

471
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:13,066
I mean, Shaq is
coming off the bench,

472
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:16,233
you got your legs stretched out,
I mean, the guy just trips.

473
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,733
It was an accident.

474
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,200
I know, you got to be careful.

475
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,633
You're sitting there, you know,
you see a player coming,

476
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,633
it's a big, mountain of a guy.

477
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,933
You got to be able
to see him, you know.

478
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,300
I know, I know.

479
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,333
It was a stupid thing,
it was an accident.

480
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:33,500
But, I mean, without Shaq,
we can't win this, you know?

481
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:37,500
Oh, Larry.

482
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,867
How much more clear can I be?

483
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,700
No comment.

484
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,900
Alright, thank you.

485
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,367
Um...

486
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,233
You've got
a boatload of messages,

487
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:51,633
and when the phone wasn't
ringing, faxes were coming in.

488
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,267
I want to try to get in touch
with Shaquille O'Neal, okay?

489
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:58,367
So, find out where he is,
he might be in a hospital.

490
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,800
I don't know.

491
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,300
( Phone )

492
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,509
Don't, forget it,
don't even answer it.

493
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:05,067
I also heard that
he's a big "Seinfeld" fan.

494
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,500
I want to get
"Seinfeld tapes", if you can.

495
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:10,066
All the "Seinfeld" shows,
every one.

496
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:15,133
Have you ever done a page
in a birthday book?

497
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:21,333
( Phone ringing )

498
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,233
Oh yeah, all the magazine shows
are calling.

499
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,133
They're gonna do a spread.

500
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,133
I'm going home.

501
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,167
Oh, hey, no goodbye?

502
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,200
Jesus!

503
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,600
Oh, man.

504
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:06,276
Now don't leave
that in the middle.

505
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,400
I gotta put this in here.

506
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,067
No, put it wherever
you want to put it.

507
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,433
It's fine with me.

508
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,267
What's going on?

509
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,600
Well, we're leaving.

510
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,867
You're what?

511
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,066
We're leaving.

512
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,076
It's a little too busy
around here for us.

513
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,700
Yeah, a little too much
commotion for us.

514
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,967
Really, you're going?

515
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,933
We'll leave you
with your chaos, okay?

516
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,133
Holy mackerel.

517
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:26,067
Mom, I wish you guys
wouldn't leave so soon.

518
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,700
Well, it's time, honey.

519
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,066
Goodbye.

520
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,400
Dad, don't you want to stay
a little bit longer?

521
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,467
Alright, well, if you
reconsider, you can come back.

522
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,400
Good luck with your telephone.

523
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:40,600
That's sad, it's sad.

524
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:43,933
Don't you say goodbye?

525
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,600
They were in a hurry.

526
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,600
Oh, it's a little rude,
you know?

527
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,133
Well, boy.

528
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,767
Too much turmoil for them, huh?

529
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,067
Yeah.

530
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:03,467
Larry, oh, I'm so glad
I caught you at home.

531
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,967
I'm so glad.

532
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,167
I don't know if you
got started on that page

533
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,133
for Bob's birthday book.

534
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,833
You know why?

535
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,933
Uh, 'cause I'm not gonna do it.

536
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:15,600
I just decided
it was too overwhelming,

537
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,600
and I thought,
get him some Cologne.

538
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:20,467
I've been giving this thing
some thought, you know.

539
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,200
I'm sorry, I feel...

540
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,066
I was gonna do a basketball,

541
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,209
I was going to forge some
of the Lakers' signatures on it,

542
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,367
you know, and...

543
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,667
Really?

544
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,143
Yeah, and then I was gonna
write a couple of, uh...

545
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:33,733
My memories from the two times
we had dinner together and...

546
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,233
Oh, I feel bad.

547
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:36,600
I can see that you're upset.

548
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:40,500
I had a beautiful rainbow with
"I love you Bob", and...

549
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,833
Really, oh, that's wonderful.

550
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,867
And I'm sure, you know,
there's some kind of thing

551
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,867
you can develop with it
at some point.

552
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,833
How did the other
acquaintances take it, okay?

553
00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:50,467
You know, they were fine.

554
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,567
Yeah, good.

555
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,567
They were just
fine with it, you know?

556
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,600
Thanks.

557
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,233
Is that Jill?

558
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:08,267
Yeah, she cancelled the page
in the birthday book.

559
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:10,833
Nobody wants to have...

560
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,867
Apparently, anything
to do with me,

561
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,933
because of Shaquille O'Neal.

562
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,867
That's kind of sad.

563
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,700
Sad?

564
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:19,867
What are you, crazy?

565
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:22,400
I'm gonna go to Starbucks
and get some coffee.

566
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,576
Starbucks, wait,
I'll go with you.

567
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,400
No, no, I just want
to get out of the house.

568
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,833
Wait, no, no, no.

569
00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,733
No, no.

570
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:32,467
Hey, adora, if anybody wants me,
I'm going to Starbucks!

571
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,800
I'll take a mocha.

572
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:42,767
And I'll have a vanilla,

573
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,100
one of the vanilla
bullshit things.

574
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,700
You know, you,
whatever you want.

575
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,800
Some vanilla bullshit,
latte cappa-thing.

576
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,467
Whatever you got, I don't care.

577
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,500
What?

578
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,300
What's the problem?

579
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,167
I don't really like this, uh...

580
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,233
What?

581
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:00,300
This new Larry.

582
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,433
What's the matter?

583
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,600
Just too enthusiastic and...

584
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,633
No, honey...

585
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:05,633
I miss the old Larry.

586
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,667
Oh, do you?

587
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,700
Yeah.

588
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,767
Hey, there's Jeremy.

589
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,733
Larry, I'm glad
I caught up to you.

590
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:13,200
Housekeeper said
you'd be down here.

591
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:14,243
I want to talk
to you real quick.

592
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,967
Uh...

593
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,500
Let me take a guess.

594
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:18,567
Well, alright.

595
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,676
Alright, can I take a guess?

596
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,900
Yeah, sure.

597
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,333
You don't want me to write
the letter of recommendation.

598
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,467
Wow, yeah.

599
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,967
Holy, what a...

600
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,309
That's a load off my mind,
I'll tell you.

601
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,633
It's a shame, though.

602
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,600
It's a shame, because
I wrote some really

603
00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:35,767
laudatory things about your work
with the geometric shapes,

604
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,500
the triangles, and the
trapezoids, and all of that.

605
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:39,743
There's a little
more to it than that...

606
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:41,500
Well, I don't know about that,

607
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,467
but they're very
compelling figures,

608
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,709
the triangle
and the square and...

609
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:46,500
Well, thank you.

610
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,676
Hey, you take care of yourself.

611
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,700
Alright, you too.

612
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:49,733
Maybe some other time.

613
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,067
Yeah.

614
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,843
I'm available for any kind
of favor that you need.

615
00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:55,067
Okay, thanks a lot,
bye bye, now.

616
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,300
Coffee on me!

617
00:21:58,333 --> 00:21:59,367
Ladies and gentleman,

618
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,600
free coffee and donuts
and Danish and bagels.

619
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:03,867
Anything you want.

620
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,467
On me, I got it,
everybody, c'mon.

621
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,700
Come on up, get some coffee.

622
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:09,700
That's right,
go ahead, enjoy yourself.

623
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,667
That a way, that's it,
don't be shy.

624
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,600
Thank you very much, thank you.

625
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,567
C'mon, people, everything on me.

626
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,233
This is very good,
by the way, thank you.

627
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:22,433
It's a cafe latte?
What is that, milk?

628
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,433
( Male ) milk.

629
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,433
Milk and coffee?

630
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:25,433
Coffee, yeah.

631
00:22:25,467 --> 00:22:26,643
Milk and coffee,
who would've thought?

632
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:27,633
Milk and coffee.

633
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,633
We can go now if you want.

634
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,900
Oh my god, what a drink!

635
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,600
I want to take off.

636
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:33,643
It's milk and coffee
mixed together.

637
00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,100
Let's do that.

638
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:39,667
We've gotta go there, sit down,
have a donut, have a bagel.

639
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,333
Is Shaquille O'Neal
on this floor?

640
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:42,367
Down the hall.

641
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,867
Thank you very much, thank you.

642
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,066
Excuse me, are you a doctor?

643
00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:52,300
Yes, I'm a doctor.

644
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,600
Could you do me a favor?

645
00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:57,967
Would you mind just taking a quick
glance at this thing on my back?

646
00:22:58,067 --> 00:23:00,433
Tell me if it's anything that
I should be concerned about.

647
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,400
Sure, turn around.

648
00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:04,066
Right over here.

649
00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:05,433
Do you see that over...

650
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,633
This is a solar keratosis.

651
00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:08,667
What is that?

652
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:09,876
It's benign, it's from the sun.

653
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,867
Really?

654
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:11,909
I wouldn't worry about it.

655
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:12,900
It's nothing.

656
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:13,900
Oh, my god, thank you.

657
00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,066
Sure.

658
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,067
Oh, that was so nice
of you to do that.

659
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,100
You...

660
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:18,376
More doctors should
be like yo you know that?

661
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,400
Stay out of the sun.

662
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:20,900
Okay, thanks, doc.

663
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,267
Excuse me.

664
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:31,066
I've got these tapes I'd like
to give to Shaquille O'Neal.

665
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,067
Is that possible?

666
00:23:32,068 --> 00:23:33,276
Yeah, so just leave them there.

667
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,343
We'll make sure he gets them.

668
00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,833
Really, oh, thank you very much.

669
00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:37,267
Hey, Larry.

670
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,600
Hi, Albert.

671
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:40,066
What are you doing here?

672
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:43,167
I just was gonna give these
"Seinfeld" tapes to Shaq.

673
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,633
Oh, that's really nice of you.

674
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,267
Nice of you to come all the way
down here and apologize.

675
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,133
That's very, uh,
he'll appreciate it.

676
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,900
Well, I was actually just
coming to drop them off.

677
00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:53,233
I wouldn't dare even...

678
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,533
I'm going in there right now.

679
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,433
I'll take you in there
with me, c'mon.

680
00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:57,467
Really?

681
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,900
Yeah.

682
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:03,409
What, you think
he's gonna hurt you?

683
00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:04,533
Yeah, I do.

684
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,066
Oh, c'mon, I'm sure
he'd appreciate an apology.

685
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:07,167
It was an accident.

686
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,167
Well, I'll apologize, yeah.

687
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,409
What can you do? Things happen.

688
00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:10,500
I know.

689
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:11,500
That's a great present, too.

690
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,843
He's gonna be on
his back for two months.

691
00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:14,300
Really, you think he'll like it?

692
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,676
Yeah, he loves it,
it's his favorite show.

693
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:16,667
Great.

694
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,267
So how things been going?

695
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,700
Never been better.

696
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:21,200
Oh, good.

697
00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:22,733
What do you got, big guy?

698
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:25,200
Peanut butter.

699
00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:28,567
Dairy product, peanut butter.

700
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,567
No, no.

701
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,600
What you mean, no?

702
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,433
Peanut butter is not
a dairy product.

703
00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,067
It's not dairy.

704
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,867
The whole world knows peanut
butter is a dairy product.

705
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,133
What are you talking about?

706
00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,066
Dairy is from a cow,
peanuts are not a dairy product.

707
00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:41,967
Peanut butter, moo.

708
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,667
Okay, peanuts come from
the ground or something.

709
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,333
Albert, what's up, baby,
how you doing?

710
00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:48,067
Look who I found
wandering the halls.

711
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,567
Larry David, Shaquille O'Neal.

712
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,167
He's got something
he wants to say to you.

713
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,200
I'm so sorry about the incident

714
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:59,867
and I don't know
how that could've happened.

715
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,167
I was stretching,
I never sat there before.

716
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,200
I'm sorry.

717
00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,833
Is that supposed
to help, "sorry"?

718
00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,867
I don't even know what to do
to make it up to you.

719
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,340
I brought you these
"Seinfeld" tapes.

720
00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:10,333
Albert told me you were
a big "Seinfeld" fan.

721
00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:11,367
I am.

722
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,567
I got you all the tapes
of every episode.

723
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,467
You have every tape
of every show?

724
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,967
Listen, listen...

725
00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,300
Oh, scattergories.

726
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,300
Dairy products.

727
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,933
Peanut butter.

728
00:25:22,967 --> 00:25:25,900
Peanut butter, would be
considered a dairy product,

729
00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:26,933
am I correct?

730
00:25:26,967 --> 00:25:28,300
Absolutely, butter.

731
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:30,333
Thank you.

732
00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:32,333
A man that has some sense.

733
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:36,767
Okay, listen, I've got,
pendant, Porsche, popeye,

734
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,867
pago pago, and provolone.

735
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,900
Doc's killing us.

736
00:25:40,933 --> 00:25:42,309
I'm gonna go to the can,
I'll be right back.

737
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,700
Told you he was smart,
what's the score?

738
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:46,267
Alright, well, now he has 26.

739
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,300
And what do I have?

740
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,333
You have 25.

741
00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:49,400
And what do you got?

742
00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:50,967
I have 25.

743
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:56,300
By the way, didn't the doctor
mention five items for "p"?

744
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,567
Yeah.yeah.

745
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,533
There's no pago pago
and provolone on this list,

746
00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:01,933
if you just nt to check it out.

747
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,800
Oh, my god.

748
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:06,233
The doc is cheating
at scattergories?

749
00:26:06,267 --> 00:26:10,733
He was obviously making it up
after the time ran out.

750
00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,633
Why would you cheat
at scattergories?

751
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,133
A doctor.

752
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,667
You want to play another game?

753
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,667
Doc.

754
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,667
Yeah?

755
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,300
How can you cheat
at scattergories?

756
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,467
What are you talking about?

757
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,043
What do you mean,
you gave us five names.

758
00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:26,733
There's only three here.

759
00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:30,066
Listen, doc, you know what?

760
00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:31,067
I'm sick and tired of you.

761
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,067
You're fired, get out.

762
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,533
Albert.

763
00:26:33,567 --> 00:26:35,133
Get this guy out of here,
you're fired.

764
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,100
I won, Shaq.

765
00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:38,533
Get out.

766
00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:41,667
Get his ass out of here.

767
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,100
The timer ran out.

768
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,100
The timer didn't run out,
you cheated.

769
00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:45,633
You cheated.

770
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:46,700
It's the timer.

771
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,066
No, it's not the timer, get out.

772
00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:49,500
I was gonna write it down.

773
00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,467
Get your ass out of here,
get out.

774
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,933
You heard what he said, get out!

775
00:26:52,967 --> 00:26:55,433
Let's go.

776
00:26:55,467 --> 00:26:59,300
Don't you say goodbye?

777
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:01,700
Notice how no one ever
says goodbye anymore?

778
00:27:01,733 --> 00:27:03,267
Have you noticed that?

779
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,633
Yeah, I have noticed that.

780
00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:07,100
Why can't people leave a room
and be a little polite?

781
00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:10,367
Okay, my favorite "Seinfeld"
episode was "the contest".

782
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,567
"The contest"?

783
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,100
I got it,
you want "the contest"?

784
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,900
If you pop in "the contest",
I'll let bygones be bygones

785
00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:17,867
and I forgot
that you tripped me.

786
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,433
Peanut butter
is a dairy product.

787
00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:21,500
Shaq?

788
00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:22,500
Yes?

789
00:27:22,533 --> 00:27:23,800
Kind of an odd thing.

790
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,066
I had a chance to go back
and look at your file,

791
00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:27,767
and I don't know
how this happened,

792
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,600
but it seems Dr. wiggins
misread the m.R.I.

793
00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:34,867
His initial diagnosis of the complete
tear of the quadricep tendon,

794
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,066
it's a partial tear at best.

795
00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:39,066
I think if you sit down
for maybe a week,

796
00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:40,109
you'll be back to full strength.

797
00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:41,633
That's great!

798
00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:43,233
( Larry ) one week,
I can't believe it.

799
00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:46,067
I was alone.

800
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,600
( Whistling )

801
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,833
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

802
00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,933
Could you give me a ride?

803
00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:20,600
The doctor.

804
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,767
Yes, from upstairs.

805
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,767
Yeah.

806
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,767
Yes, how's your back?

807
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,700
Okay, Barry, c'mon, let's go.

808
00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:29,800
What...

809
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,066
Stay out of the sun.

810
00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:33,633
He's not a doctor?

811
00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,067
Sixth floor, psychiatric.

812
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