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You know, I found my soul mate.

2
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Not only do I think
I'm in love with her,

3
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but I think
I found the right one.

4
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Really?

5
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Yeah, Debra.

6
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It's only a couple of months,
it could go south.

7
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But I don't think it will,
because she's...

8
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Why would it?

9
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Well, why has it
for my whole life?

10
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But she, I think...

11
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This is the one.
Is this the one?

12
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No, no, that's not a good one.

13
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No, I meant Debra.

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Oh, yeah, it's more,
it's like I love her soul.

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Mm-hmm.

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Do you know what I...

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Her soul.

18
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It's not just like
it used to be for me,

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like, you know, like the trophy.

20
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It's not all about
looks anymore?

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She's attractive,
no, she is attractive.

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But you don't care about that.

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I think one of the things is,
the only downside...

24
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What do you think of this color?

25
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I don't like...

26
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It's too flashy.

27
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She's a Christian
scientist and...

28
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She's a what?

29
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She's a Christian scientist?

30
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She's a Christian scientist,
and I, it's...

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Oh, dear.

32
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Did you just say, "oh, dear"?

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Yeah.

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I don't think you've ever
said that in your entire life.

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No one's ever told me
they were dating

36
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a Christian scientist before,
I've been saving it.

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If anything ever
called for an "oh, dear"...

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Holy cow, a Christian scientist.

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It's a nightmare
for me, because,

40
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I'm under the weather
about 99% of my life,

41
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and she doesn't...

42
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She won't bring you
the medicine?

43
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This is out of their...

44
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I know they can't take it,

45
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but can they touch it
and give it to somebody else?

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She doesn't have
a medicine chest in her place.

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Wait, one second.

48
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Do you want some more time, sir?

49
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No, no, no, it's fine.

50
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What, um, you know,
I want to get one of these,

51
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I don't have
good luck with them.

52
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That's the one I have.

53
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You like this one?

54
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I bought that one, not here.

55
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Oh, you've got the same one?

56
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Yeah, I love it.

57
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It's a good phone,
it's an xr-71.

58
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It's a great one.

59
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But it does go out on occasion,
like in a tunnel or something.

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You can't hear a radio
when you go in a tunnel, so...

61
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Yes, you can, fm.
You're an idiot.

62
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I never listen to fm.

63
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What do you listen to?

64
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I listen to talk.

65
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You have a lot of program,
a lot of rings in that.

66
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Okay, I'm gonna take this.

67
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Listen, I meant to ask you this,

68
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I have to hand in this special,

69
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and, you know
how I like you to watch it.

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It's not locked in yet,
and now is the time to tell me

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if you think something's,
you know, can you watch it?

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Why don't you just come over for
dinner with Debra on Friday night,

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and we can have dinner
and watch the special?

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Oh, that would be fantastic.

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That would be phenomenal.

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Is that good?

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I'd be in heaven.

78
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I mean, you know,
she'd be thrilled.

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Bravo.

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First call.

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I know.

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First call. Very impressive.

83
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Hey, it's working!

84
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Yeah, I'm right outside,
I just got it.

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You're my first call.

86
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Um, what are we doing on Friday?

87
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Friday night?

88
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Okay, good, because
Richard's gonna come over

89
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with his new girlfriend Debra

90
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and we'll watch his special.

91
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Wait, how about this?

92
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Why don't you call Ted Danson
and get the number of Randy,

93
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the chef from our restaurant,

94
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and he could cater
the whole thing.

95
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Great idea.

96
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And you work out
whatever the money is.

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Oh, she's allergic to peanuts,
no peanuts.

98
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And she's allergic to peanuts,
so, no peanuts.

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Okay.

100
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Ask her if Jeff could come,
he hasn't seen the thing.

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Oh, and can Jeff come,
because he hasn't seen it.

102
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Yeah.

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That's right,
my friends for a change.

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Well, Debra, I heard that
you guys are going to the emmys.

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Yes.

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Is that right?

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So excited.

108
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Are you excited,
have you ever been?

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Oh, yeah,
that's really exciting.

110
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It is exciting.

111
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I had a dress made.

112
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( Cheryl ) you had it made?

113
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Gorgeous, Armando on Beverly,
fits like a glove.

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We're gonna be watching it,
the east coast feed.

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I'm having some friends over,

116
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so, maybe we'll see you guys
walk down the red carpet.

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She's got a whole party
planned to watch it.

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Do you have ketchup?

119
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What, ketchup?

120
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Why? Yeah.

121
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I can't eat the steak
without some ketchup.

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You can't ask...

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Randy!

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Can I have some ketchup please?

125
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You don't ask
a chef for ketchup.

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He's right, Larry's right.

127
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Why is it insulting?
It's ketchup.

128
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Because it's good food.

129
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It's like a truck stop thing.

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Oh, thank you very, very much.

131
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The food is great.

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( Randy ) is it? Yeah.

133
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Is it good? Really
wonderful, thank you.

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( Larry ) delicious.

135
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It's really good stuff.

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( Cheryl ) thank you.

137
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What'd you ask for ketchup for,
what, are you crazy?

138
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What?!

139
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You know what?

140
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I am never having you guys
over for dinner again.

141
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( Richard ) why,
what did I do wrong?

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( Larry ) it's exhausting,
it's just exhausting.

143
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( Larry ) so, where's
this hbo special?

144
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L.d., here it is.

145
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Listen, how long
was the tour before...

146
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Like four months,
this is only just one show.

147
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Oh, come on.

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It's great,
don't even, don't even.

149
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( Richard ) I just...

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( Cheryl ) I can't wait
to see it, Richard.

151
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( Richard ) to have you guys
here like this is great.

152
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These are the best brownies
I have ever had.

153
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( Jeff ) Suzie made
them, my wife.

154
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I dropped my daughter off
this afternoon,

155
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( static on TV ) brought
us some brownies.

156
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That's a good
sound system you have.

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( Cheryl ) what's
happening, Larry?

158
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Shit.

159
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Why do you have so many remotes?

160
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Yeah, I wish I had
the answer to that.

161
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We have this guy, Mike,
that comes in

162
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and, I don't even know how to
work the TV anymore, honestly.

163
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I don't even watch it anymore.

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( Debra ) it has to
be on channel three.

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It's on channel three.

166
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Every week we have
this guy come over

167
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and try to fix it.

168
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You know what, Larry?

169
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The Emmy's are this Sunday

170
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and I am not gonna miss them.

171
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We missed half the knick game
last year because of this shit.

172
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Yeah, this is ridiculous.

173
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You're gonna have to fire Mike.

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I'm not gonna fire him.

175
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( Jeff ) why not?

176
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I don't know, he's black,
I don't want to fire him.

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You don't want to
fire a black guy?

178
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No, I don't,
I don't want to fire him.

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It's so ridiculous!

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Who cares what he is,
if he sucks, he sucks.

181
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Well, he could
come in and fix it...

182
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Every week he comes in,
he never fixes it.

183
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We can't even watch his special?

184
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That's ridiculous!

185
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Fire your guy, I got a good guy.

186
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Larry, will you fix this please?

187
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I don't know how to do this.

188
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Look, hey, I tried every remote,

189
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and none of them work, look!

190
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So fucking idiotic to have...

191
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You should have
one goddamn remote and...

192
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We should have one remote!

193
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You need to call him, Larry.

194
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Are you gonna call him?

195
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Well, maybe we should
play scrabble.

196
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Nothing we can do.

197
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That's a bad joke, right?

198
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Yeah, it is a joke,
I mean, I don't...

199
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Scrabble?

200
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It's a joke, but what
are we supposed to do?

201
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You want to sit Shiva?

202
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Why don't we just play twister,
would you be happy?

203
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If this was your show,
then you would,

204
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you would make
every fucking plan...

205
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Let's go upstairs

206
00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,300
and all get under
the covers and sob.

207
00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,776
Why don't we just go to my house
and watch it, for chrissake?

208
00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800
What's wrong with that?

209
00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:09,843
( Jeff ) I'll go to your house.

210
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Thank you.

211
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The whole reason for the night
was to watch your thing.

212
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Alright, fine,
we'll go to your house.

213
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I'll pack these brownies up...

214
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I don't feel well.

215
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What?

216
00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:23,167
I really don't feel well,
I don't think I can go.

217
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You don't feel well?
What do you mean?

218
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I'd like to go home, I think.

219
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You feel perfectly...

220
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You're almost cold
like a corpse.

221
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Do you want an aspirin?

222
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No, I can't take an aspirin,
but, thank you.

223
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What's the matter?

224
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Um, I don't...

225
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Any peanuts in the brownies?

226
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No, no way, I don't like peanuts

227
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and my wife never uses them.

228
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( Richard ) I wouldn't
allow that to happen.

229
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I ate so many of those.

230
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And there was no
peanuts or peanut oil

231
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or anything in the dinner.

232
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You told Randy not...
That she's allergic, right?

233
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What?

234
00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:55,167
( Larry ) I told
you on the phone.

235
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You didn't tell me on the phone.

236
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I told you when I spoke to you
on the phone that...

237
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No, you didn't.

238
00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:02,066
( Debra ) oh...

239
00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,067
What, are you kidding?

240
00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,500
What are you talking about?

241
00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:06,043
He did, I was standing right
next to him when he called you.

242
00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:10,567
I didn't hear it, you never
said it or I didn't hear it.

243
00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,300
I'll bet the cell phone.

244
00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,800
I bet there was interference
on the cell phone.

245
00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,109
They have drop outs
all the time.

246
00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:17,867
Jesus Christ,
I knew you fucked it up.

247
00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,066
I fucked it up?!

248
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What kind of stupid thing
is that to say?

249
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I fucked it up.

250
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You fucked it up!

251
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,267
You don't know how to use
a goddamn cell phone!

252
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It was a shit cell phone.

253
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Okay, Debra is sick!

254
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A praying mantis
can use that goddamn phone!

255
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I'd really like to go home.

256
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All I can do really
is wait it out.

257
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I am so sorry.

258
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You should...

259
00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:38,867
Why don't we just go home

260
00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,567
and, can't you just,
like, take a nap,

261
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,400
and we can all
watch it at my house?

262
00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:43,667
You could take a nap.

263
00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,066
Or why don't...

264
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,333
I'd like you to take me home.

265
00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,300
She needs to go home, Richard.

266
00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,343
You know, this is really...

267
00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:51,467
Thank you.

268
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,867
I am so sorry, Debra,
I never got that...

269
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,967
What a shame.

270
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:55,967
I feel very awkward about it.

271
00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:58,900
We can't even get
to watch the special.

272
00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:00,200
I get home and I'll be fine.

273
00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,709
What about, you want to
just drive home?

274
00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:03,833
I don't really feel
comfortable driving myself.

275
00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:05,400
She needs you to take her home.

276
00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:06,433
You know? I mean...

277
00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,467
( Debra ) now.

278
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,667
Alright, we're going.

279
00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,967
You're such a fucking idiot,
how can you do this?

280
00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,066
She's not looking well, I'm so...

281
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,467
Cell phone, you fucked up.

282
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,700
( Larry ) yeah, well, we'll
watch it, don't worry.

283
00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:18,567
That's horrible.

284
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,567
Scrabble?

285
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,967
I'd love to play scrabble.

286
00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,409
I said it and I kinda
got in the mood.

287
00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:23,500
Let's get it.

288
00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,567
Really, you want to play?

289
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,700
I'm all over it, let's go.

290
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,367
Absolutely, okay.

291
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,167
You don't need to play,
it's better with two.

292
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,900
Do you have any milk?

293
00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:37,867
I'm sorry, but I got five
remotes, nothing's working.

294
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,467
Just be honest, man,
'cause I'm black, right?

295
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,833
Right?

296
00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:43,066
Why?

297
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,500
That couldn't be crazier.

298
00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:45,967
Crazy, why did I hire you?

299
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,076
That was over the phone, man.

300
00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:51,133
You didn't know
I was black at the time.

301
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,867
Alright, that's true,
but, I kept you around.

302
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,900
But you're getting
rid of me, right?

303
00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,800
I fire white people,
I fired white people.

304
00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,333
I have fired
plenty of white people.

305
00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,367
I've been doing this
15 years, alright?

306
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,033
Okay, okay.

307
00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,767
You know what? It's not even me.

308
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,167
Can I be...? Okay.

309
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,133
You want it,
can we be honest here?

310
00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:11,633
Okay, let's be honest, okay?

311
00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:16,233
It's my wife, she wants...

312
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,500
Oh, dude.

313
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,567
No, seriously.

314
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,733
Please don't go there, man.

315
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:23,133
No, be man enough.

316
00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:24,133
Be man enough.

317
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,000
If you gonna be a racist,
be a man, man.

318
00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:27,067
I was a man.

319
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,343
I was a man,
what good did it do me?

320
00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,576
Go blame it on your
wife, thank you.

321
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,233
You're blaming it on your race,
what's worse?

322
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,409
I'd rather blame it on my wife
than blame it on my race.

323
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:35,800
Right, whatever.

324
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,100
C'mon, don't take it,
don't be like that.

325
00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,300
I got this.

326
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,333
I got the tip.

327
00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:41,333
That's okay, I got the tip.

328
00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:42,500
I got the tip, man.

329
00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,500
Okay, don't, don't,
don't, don't be mad.

330
00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:48,067
C'mon, don't, come on, Mike.

331
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,133
I wish you wouldn't
be mad about it.

332
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,843
I'm gonna recommend you
to a lot of people.

333
00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:52,900
Whatever.

334
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,667
I will, I'll recommend you.

335
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,800
Hey, Wanda.

336
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,833
( Doorbell )

337
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,667
Oh, hello.

338
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,700
Hello.

339
00:11:36,733 --> 00:11:37,809
Are you here
for the prayer group?

340
00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,167
No, I'm not.

341
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,400
Oh.

342
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,200
I'm actually here to see Debra.

343
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:45,100
Oh, unfortunately she's
a little under the weather.

344
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,767
I know, um,

345
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,100
she actually ate
the peanuts in my house.

346
00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:51,267
Oh, I know all about you.

347
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,900
Hello, I'm Debra's mother.

348
00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:53,933
Oh, hi, I'm Larry.

349
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,500
I know.

350
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,066
I feel terrible about this.

351
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,367
Oh, no, no, don't.

352
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,967
We're all responsible
for our own lives.

353
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,066
I think there's
some truth to that.

354
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,067
Come.

355
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,700
Right this way.

356
00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:11,800
This is our prayer group.

357
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,933
You're welcome
to join us afterwards.

358
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,700
Oh, okay.

359
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,066
Um, let's see
how I'm doing on time.

360
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,167
Okay.

361
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,500
And Debra's right in there.

362
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,400
( Debra ) I'll be fine
to go to the Emmy's.

363
00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:35,933
( Richard ) c'mon, look at you.

364
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,900
You're lips are like balloons.

365
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:39,066
Hi, Larry.

366
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,066
Hi, Larry, she thinks
she can go tomorrow night.

367
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,067
You believe this shit?

368
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,567
Oh, my gosh.

369
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,667
( Debra ) will you tell him,
it's not that bad, is it?

370
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,200
Can you see out of that eye?

371
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,967
( Debra ) I can see,
of course I can see.

372
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:54,300
Honey, they're bulging almost,
for crying out loud, hon.

373
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,433
I'm so sorry about the peanuts

374
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:57,967
and the whole thing there.

375
00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,267
You know, I had
this new cell phone,

376
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,300
and it just... it didn't.

377
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,900
Yeah, no, really.

378
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:05,967
I think it was more peanuts
than the cell.

379
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,100
He recommended this phone to me.

380
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,409
That's beside the point,
look at her.

381
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:11,833
And she thinks she can
go to the awards.

382
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,600
( Debra ) I'll be fine
by tomorrow night.

383
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,400
( Richard ) he's a
sensible man, on occasion.

384
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:17,500
I'll be fine, sweetie,
I'll be fine.

385
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,066
Honey, you don't...

386
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,067
You don't have to go.

387
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,067
He's right.

388
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,309
You know what you
should think about?

389
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:26,167
You should just take,
uh, you know, Benadryl.

390
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,467
You'd knock that out
in five minutes.

391
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,200
The whole thing would be gone.

392
00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:31,476
You wouldn't even
think about it.

393
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,743
I can't believe
I didn't think of that.

394
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:33,909
( Debra )
I don't take medication.

395
00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:34,900
Pop it in.

396
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:35,900
No, pop it in?

397
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:36,900
( Richard ) who's gonna know?

398
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:37,933
Pop it in?

399
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,066
That's a betrayal of my faith.

400
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,800
Jesus would be
very happy for you

401
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,300
to look better than you do now.

402
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,933
No one's watching, pop,
take a pop.

403
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:47,400
( Debra ) listen, I have
spent my entire life

404
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,066
and belief and faith.

405
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,767
Well, why not
just pray for the TV?

406
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,233
Why even have somebody come in
and do, fix the television?

407
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,800
Why not just pray?

408
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,800
Pray for the TV? What is that?

409
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,400
What?

410
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,433
Hey, by the way,
is that guy any good?

411
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,067
( Debra ) well, I don't know,
it's my parents' house.

412
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,909
Because, you know,
we got all sorts of problem,

413
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:09,843
you were there the other night,
with all those remotes,

414
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,267
and Cheryl,
it's a pain in the neck.

415
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,900
I just had to fire our guy,
I'm looking for somebody new.

416
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,076
I'd like to just get one remote

417
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,476
that could take care
of the whole thing.

418
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,066
I don't know if he's good, Larry,
maybe you should ask him...

419
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067
On your way out.

420
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,767
Do you have one remote, or two?

421
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,433
Oh, Richard.

422
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,200
Oh, Larry, come.

423
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,333
Just in time,

424
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,676
we're about to begin
the prayer circle.

425
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,743
You've gotta be kidding, no.

426
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:35,733
Yes.

427
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,100
You don't want me in this thing.

428
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,600
She'll wind up
with tuberculosis.

429
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:39,943
I really got bad Karma,
I'm not kidding.

430
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,367
Oh, yes, we do.

431
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,867
I beg to differ.

432
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,267
Grab hands.

433
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,300
Let us join hands.

434
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,667
Oh, no, no,
not this arrangement.

435
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,233
Let's do boy/girl here.

436
00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:49,400
Join hands.

437
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,066
Join hands.

438
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,200
Put her over here.

439
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:55,300
No, she needs to be over there
with her husband.

440
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,767
And as we continue
this healing light,

441
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,067
we know, Jesus,

442
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:08,600
that you are with us,
and you are always with us,

443
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,867
for thine is the power,
and the glory,

444
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,200
forever and ever.

445
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:16,633
No one can touch us,

446
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,767
( phone ringing ) for
god is always with us.

447
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,867
Oh, cell phone.

448
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,567
I'm sorry.

449
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,300
I just got this cell phone.

450
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,367
Hello?

451
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,066
Oh, hey.

452
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,100
Maybe.

453
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,333
Who are they playing?

454
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,533
I'm gonna be humiliated.

455
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,200
This is a fucking nightmare.

456
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:39,400
And you know why
this is a nightmare?

457
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:40,533
Me? You, my friend.

458
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:41,933
Yes, yes, you,

459
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:43,933
because of this
fucking highfalutin',

460
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:46,567
you gotta go, join a
restaurant, have an interest,

461
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,733
have them come over
and cook peanut sauce.

462
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,733
Hey.

463
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,633
It had nothing to do with that.

464
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:52,967
If it wasn't for the peanuts,

465
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,343
then she wouldn't look like
a goddamn fucking venetian!

466
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,066
The cell phone that you
recommended didn't work!

467
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,200
That cell phone is used
by every fucking person

468
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,200
on the goddamn planet.

469
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,443
You don't know
what you're talking about.

470
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,833
Did you see my girlfriend?

471
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:04,600
Well, you said you didn't give a
shit about the way she looks.

472
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,600
Would you show up at an event?

473
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,066
Would I?

474
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,867
With a person that looks like
she has a macaroni salad...?

475
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,200
About the soul,
you love her soul.

476
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,109
Part of that is true,
but, this is unbelievable,

477
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,467
I have to, you know,

478
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,467
what kind of fucking...

479
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,676
Why can't she take a Benadryl?

480
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,167
These people,
what are they doing?

481
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,600
I don't understand
this attitude.

482
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,267
I don't understand it either.

483
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,400
Take a Benadryl.

484
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,066
She'll be better
in five minutes.

485
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,300
Can you imagine me getting out
of the limo with my date?

486
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,200
She's pretty
hellbent on going too.

487
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,533
She's got the dress,
"I got the dress".

488
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:36,867
You know, I know,
I know, I know.

489
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,967
She's ready.

490
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,376
Yeah, know what would
match her head?

491
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,100
A dress made of,
you know, turnips and blood.

492
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:44,133
You know?

493
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,567
Oh, god, she's so hideous.

494
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,233
She should look in the mirror.

495
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,376
Does she even know
what she looks like?

496
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,500
She denies it.

497
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,167
It's like all,
it's a denial thing.

498
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,643
Why don't you just take her?
It'll be fun.

499
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,733
Oh, that's very,
oh, yeah, Mr. big shot.

500
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,066
Why don't you take her?

501
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,343
Yeah, what do we do?
You gotta help me out.

502
00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:00,633
You gotta get a shot
and stick it in her ass...

503
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,300
She's not a race horse.

504
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,576
You gotta get
a shot of Benadryl,

505
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,767
while she's sleeping,
or shove it down her throat.

506
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,833
Like a hit man?

507
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,367
A Benadryl hit man?

508
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,867
Put it in the brownie
that she ate.

509
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,467
Wait a minute,
why not put it in?

510
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,600
Why not put it in the brownie?

511
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,167
That's a fucking brilliant idea.

512
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,267
A brilliant idea?

513
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,967
Yeah, because,
yeah, it's a fucking...!

514
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,267
What, the Benadryl brownie?

515
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,500
No, first of all, it will be,
she will never know.

516
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,433
I've got news for you.

517
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:25,833
Even if she got better,

518
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:28,267
they would think
it was because of the prayer.

519
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,267
That's fantastic.

520
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,267
Well, I mean, you could do
it, it wouldn't be hard...

521
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,567
What, they gonna
throw me in prison?

522
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,500
All I have to do is get
the recipe from Suzie,

523
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,233
and Cheryl would bake them,
put it in,

524
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,500
we'd just give her the brownie.

525
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,933
Larry, what are you doing here?

526
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,300
Hey, you got a dog.

527
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,967
Yeah, well, you know,
we need protection,

528
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,467
it's just me and Sammy
in the house alone.

529
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,740
He's a good boy, this is Oscar.

530
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,833
Oscar! Oskee boy!

531
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:56,900
Hey, oskee boy!

532
00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:58,043
Don't get him excited, okay?

533
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,600
Okay. Yeah.

534
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,733
What, you just stop by,
you don't call?

535
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,367
No, I tried to call,

536
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,876
but my cell phone
couldn't get through.

537
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,900
Interference.

538
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:07,267
That's a piece of crap,
that one.

539
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,543
I had that one, I got rid of it.

540
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,733
Really?

541
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,567
Who's that, isn't that
somebody in the car?

542
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,200
Oh, it's Richard, Richard Lewis.

543
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,300
Oh, oh.

544
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,667
So, what? What do you want?

545
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,900
Actually, this may sound
a little strange, but,

546
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,967
we had a dinner party
the other night

547
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,067
and, Jeff brought over
some of your brownies...

548
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,633
Wait a minute.

549
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:32,267
Jeff brought brownies
that I made to a dinner party?

550
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,667
Yeah, at my house.

551
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,800
Larry, I baked those brownies

552
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:38,767
specifically for Sammy
to take to school the next day,

553
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,867
and they were gone.

554
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,933
I had no idea
what the hell happened.

555
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,400
Jeff stole...

556
00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:46,066
He stole his child's
brownies, Larry.

557
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,600
You see what we're
dealing with here?

558
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:50,933
He stole brownies out of
the mouth of his baby.

559
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:53,066
It's a testament to the brownie.

560
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,867
That's what you're not seeing.

561
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,133
Because they're
incredible brownies.

562
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,533
And if they were
mediocre brownies,

563
00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,643
well, that's true. He
wouldn't have taken them.

564
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,400
Which leads me to why I'm here.

565
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,833
I would love

566
00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:05,600
if you could give me the recipe.

567
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:06,700
The brownie recipe.

568
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:07,800
The brownie recipe.

569
00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:09,109
Oh, I can't do that, darling,
I can't.

570
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,066
No, no, no, what do you mean?
Of course you can.

571
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,567
No, I can't, because
it's a secret family recipe

572
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,076
that my grandmother
handed down to me, I can't.

573
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,333
Suzie, Suzie, Suzie.

574
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,543
Look who you're talking to here.

575
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,800
I'm talking to Larry David.

576
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:22,933
Yeah, the guy who never ever
tells anybody anything.

577
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,500
I am known for that.

578
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,933
Strangers come up to me

579
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,933
to tell me
their deepest secrets.

580
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,833
Well, um, that's good to know
for future reference

581
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,809
for other things that
I might need to trust you with,

582
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:33,833
but this is a secret.

583
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:34,967
What does that mean to you?

584
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,767
Okay, okay,
secret, secret, secret.

585
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,667
I'll tell you a secret,
how about that?

586
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,100
Nobody knows, not even Cheryl.

587
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:41,967
Well, if you'd like to tell me.

588
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,176
I might be losing a testicle.

589
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,400
You're kidding me.

590
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,543
Yeah, it's not definite,
the point is, I'm telling you,

591
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,409
I'm sharing something with you,
because I trust you.

592
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,967
Just the way
I know you can trust me.

593
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,443
Larry, I cannot
give you the recipe.

594
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:52,633
No, you can. No, I can't.

595
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,767
I can't.

596
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,500
My grandmother, okay?

597
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:56,867
May she rest in peace,

598
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,733
entrusted that
brownie recipe to me,

599
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:03,200
and you're asking me
to break a sacred confidence.

600
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:05,000
It's not "the Manhattan
project," you know?!

601
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:07,100
It's just a little...
It's a recipe.

602
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,467
Go get a mix or something!

603
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,200
You're asking too much,
you ask way too much, I can't.

604
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,967
Oscar, come.

605
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,567
I just told you
I'm gonna lose a ball!

606
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,467
Okay, so, um,

607
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:26,533
you want to put some Benadryl
in some brownies.

608
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,200
A lot of Benadryl.

609
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,400
Are you kidding?

610
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:33,767
What's the downside?

611
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,900
Think of it, it's like a...

612
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:37,667
It's an act of humanity
on your part.

613
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,167
I'm begging you.

614
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,733
Aren't you guys supposed to be going
to the Emmy's tomorrow night?

615
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:43,833
Why?

616
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,633
What? Richard.

617
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,100
Is that what
this is about, Larry?

618
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,909
Because you don't want
to take her to the Emmy's

619
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,400
because of the way she looks?

620
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,967
Why should he take her?

621
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
She's hideous,
I don't blame him.

622
00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,200
Are you guys out of your mind?!

623
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:57,400
( Larry ) why?

624
00:20:57,433 --> 00:21:00,267
It's not only that,
I want her to get better.

625
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,267
It's 90%.

626
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,733
You don't have to lie to her...

627
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,900
It's not 90-10.

628
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,733
It's 85-15.

629
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,100
No, no, 75-25.

630
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,167
It's not even that.

631
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,233
Tell her the truth.

632
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:11,543
You're embarrassed
to be seen with her,

633
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,066
and I don't blame him,
and so what?

634
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:14,733
So, she takes a little Benadryl,

635
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,109
you put it in the brownie,
big deal.

636
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,400
Why don't you buy some brownies,
put it in there

637
00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:19,567
and leave me out of this!

638
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,833
We went over this.

639
00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:23,133
Don't you know
anything about tampering?

640
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,233
Huh?

641
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,567
Do you know anything
about tampering?

642
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,833
Well, you can't do that

643
00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:30,167
because the brownie
will fall apart.

644
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,267
It's gotta be in the mix
when you make the brownie.

645
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,433
Maybe you guys should just take
care of this yourself, and...

646
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:37,707
No, how can... we don't know...

647
00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:38,900
Leave me out of this.

648
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,276
I don't know how to bake,
what do you mean?

649
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,600
They have to be baked.

650
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,066
They have to be baked.

651
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,176
Don't you think she's gonna
taste Benadryl in the brownies?

652
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,133
It's totally tasteless.

653
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,633
There's no taste to this stuff.

654
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,800
There's no taste to it.

655
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:52,467
I spoke to the pharmacist.

656
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,867
Oh, you asked him
if you put this in brownies,

657
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,233
will someone be able
to taste it?

658
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:58,633
There's no taste to it at all.

659
00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,367
They're odorless and tasteless.

660
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,633
( Richard ) my heart is
breaking for her big head.

661
00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,066
It's grotesque.

662
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,076
It's like she should be in
a carnival on coney island.

663
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,733
I'm telling you.

664
00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:10,367
This is the dumbest idea
I have heard in a long time.

665
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,867
You know what? It's a good idea,

666
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,100
'cause if it works,

667
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:17,567
she thinks the prayer did it.

668
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,133
That's what's so smart about it.

669
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,533
Now the idea is a genius idea.

670
00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:22,376
It's not like, "how did
I get better all of a sudden?"

671
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,767
It was their religion.

672
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,809
Yeah, it was the religion.

673
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,300
Yeah. Prayer worked.

674
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,967
And you know what?
It happened in our house.

675
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,067
Okay.

676
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,667
( Richard ) okay.

677
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,209
Alright, I think we should...
You know.

678
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:38,043
Alright, I just want to
talk to her for a second.

679
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,200
Cheryl.

680
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,833
Alright, well,
thanks for doing this.

681
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,367
I guess this is stupid, is it?

682
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,300
Do you not think this is stupid?

683
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,800
It's not such a big deal.

684
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,833
Let's not make such
a big deal about it, okay?

685
00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:51,876
It's not really a big deal.

686
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,343
It's just another day
in paradise for me.

687
00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:54,409
Alright, well then don't do it,
if that's the way you feel.

688
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,433
No, no, I'll do it,
I'll do it, just go.

689
00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:57,500
Can you bake this stuff?

690
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:58,776
I don't even know, can you bake?

691
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,467
I've never seen you
bake anything, I'm sorry.

692
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,633
Please.

693
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,067
( Knocking )

694
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,900
Got some brownies for Debra.

695
00:23:16,933 --> 00:23:18,267
My wife baked them.

696
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,233
I'll take them to her.

697
00:23:20,267 --> 00:23:22,433
Hey, you know what?

698
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,600
Um...

699
00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:25,767
We'd like to, bring her...

700
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,533
If it's all the same to you.

701
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,933
I would really like to see
the look on her face

702
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:31,443
when I give these to her,
it would mean a lot to me.

703
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,867
Me, too.

704
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,567
Just for one minute.

705
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,100
Sure.

706
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:37,567
Absolutely.

707
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,167
Thank you very much.

708
00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:42,900
Hi, honey.

709
00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:44,467
Hi.

710
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,433
You look, uh, you know.

711
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,433
Yeah?

712
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,900
I love you.

713
00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:50,367
Hi, Larry.

714
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,300
Look at what
uncle Larry brought.

715
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,900
What is that?

716
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,067
A little treat.

717
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,200
Surprise.

718
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,667
Brownies.

719
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,200
Brownies.

720
00:23:59,233 --> 00:24:02,667
No peanuts.

721
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:03,767
Thank the lord.

722
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,600
Oh, the ones
from the other night?

723
00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:06,633
Oh.

724
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,767
My wife got the recipe.

725
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,833
Cheryl got the recipe?

726
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,066
Oh.

727
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:13,067
Take it.

728
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:14,067
Oh, geez.

729
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,176
Go ahead, take a little taste.

730
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,767
Oh.

731
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,267
Thank you so much.

732
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,267
Take a bite.

733
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,633
Mmm, huh?

734
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,833
Huh, what do you think?
You like that?

735
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:24,900
Hmm.

736
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,633
Like a little girl again, huh?

737
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:29,800
You know,
they're not quite the same.

738
00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:31,700
No, they're the same.

739
00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:32,933
Yeah, yeah. Mm-mm.

740
00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:34,333
Mm-mm. Yeah, yeah.

741
00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:35,500
Honey, just try another one.

742
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:38,066
Tell Cheryl I said thank you
for making the effort,

743
00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:39,867
but those are
really not the same.

744
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,933
What are you talking about?
They're delicious, eat it.

745
00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:43,967
It's good.

746
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,900
It's good, take it.

747
00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:47,867
These are definitely
not the same brownies.

748
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,709
Not the same brownies?
It's the same brownie!

749
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:51,176
They're definitely
not the same brownies.

750
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,576
Believe me,
they're the same brownie,

751
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600
my wife baked them,
I know what she baked.

752
00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:56,467
These really suck.

753
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,176
I can't believe that
she doesn't know the difference

754
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,533
between sugar and salt.

755
00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,333
How dare you insult
my wife's baking!

756
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,867
There's a little something.

757
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,066
Fine, fine.

758
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,100
Alright.

759
00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:07,633
You know what? Fine.

760
00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:10,400
Take them for later, save it.

761
00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:12,267
What do you want me
to say, Larry?

762
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,267
They're horrible!

763
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:17,900
What time are you picking me up
tomorrow night for the Emmy's?

764
00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:23,066
I feel like
nothing's happening, wait.

765
00:25:23,067 --> 00:25:26,533
Okay, wait, Larry
actually wrote down...

766
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,066
Oh, my god.

767
00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:31,800
He wrote down
directions for me, because, um,

768
00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:32,900
we...

769
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,833
Well, hit the red button.

770
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,833
This is pitiful.

771
00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:40,400
No, no, Larry!

772
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:42,833
This is so not...

773
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,167
( Larry ) what?

774
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,833
I can't get
the satellite to go on.

775
00:25:46,867 --> 00:25:49,867
( Larry ) it was working yesterday,
just follow the instructions!

776
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:52,467
Just get in here
and fix the damn thing!

777
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:55,633
We're missing Joan!

778
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:59,600
We're missing
the Emmy pre-show with...

779
00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:02,200
I just...

780
00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:04,800
( Larry ) this is
just so pathetic.

781
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:08,133
You can't wait three hours?
It'll come on regular TV.

782
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,500
We want to watch it
when the new yorkers watch it.

783
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,167
We need to see
the pre-show with Joan,

784
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,367
we're missing that right now.

785
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,367
( Cheryl ) we need to see
what everyone's wearing.

786
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,867
What was that, business
I saw you, uh, yesterday?

787
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:21,167
At the coffee shop?

788
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,233
What business?

789
00:26:22,267 --> 00:26:25,067
The business with the black guy.

790
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,833
You fixed his tip?

791
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:27,900
( Cheryl ) what happened?

792
00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:28,933
So? Yeah.

793
00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:30,200
What do you mean, "so"?

794
00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:33,267
You didn't know?
Larry's a tip profiler.

795
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,933
Fixed a black man's tip.

796
00:26:34,967 --> 00:26:36,443
Well, he didn't
leave enough of a tip,

797
00:26:36,467 --> 00:26:38,066
what am I supposed to do?

798
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:42,267
Well, you trying to get a naacp
image award or something?

799
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,467
If it wasn't a racial thing,

800
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,300
why'd you do it behind his back?

801
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,733
I didn't do it behind his back!

802
00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:49,433
He tip-toed back
into the restaurant.

803
00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:50,533
I did not!

804
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:51,833
You should've seen it.

805
00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:54,367
I didn't tip-toe,
he stormed out in a huff!

806
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,176
I would've done it
right in front of his face,

807
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,300
but he stormed out.

808
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,066
Well, why'd he storm out?

809
00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:00,867
Well, because I fired him,
that's why.

810
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,667
You fired him?

811
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,167
You fired him?!

812
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,333
Well, why you
fire the black man?

813
00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:09,133
I fired the black man,

814
00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:12,733
because he's the guy who set up
the whole system here

815
00:27:12,767 --> 00:27:14,100
and it doesn't work.

816
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,233
And he's here like, every week,
I'm giving him checks.

817
00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:20,467
We've got five remotes,
I can't turn it on.

818
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,300
But I know, you know, black man,

819
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:24,133
he can never do anything wrong.

820
00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:26,333
And he shouldn't
get fired from a job.

821
00:27:26,367 --> 00:27:28,733
Black people always
do everything right.

822
00:27:28,767 --> 00:27:31,300
You gotta turn
the damn satellite on

823
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,533
for the TV to work.

824
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,667
See the little green light?

825
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,467
Just gotta turn it on.

826
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,500
Or you can fire the black man,

827
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,800
whatever works for you.

828
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:43,333
( Joan rivers on TV )

829
00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,066
Alright, thank you.

830
00:27:45,067 --> 00:27:48,267
Thanks, Larry.

831
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,867
( Female ) what's her
name, Jane kaczmarek?

832
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,867
Yeah, she's funny.

833
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,066
There's Kelsey grammer
and his girlfriend.

834
00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:57,933
Thank you, Kelsey.

835
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,600
Kelsey grammer,
ladies and gentlemen,

836
00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,833
one of the greats
of our community.

837
00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:03,733
Oh, my god, there's Richard!

838
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,067
It's Richard Lewis,
Richard, over here!

839
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,667
Richard, Richard!

840
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:08,867
Come on, it's Joan!

841
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:12,633
Just get over here,
it's so good to see you,

842
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,233
oh, my god.

843
00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:18,800
I've seen better faces
on a hemorrhoid.

844
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:21,233
When e.T. Called home,
did you pick up the phone?

845
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,533
How are things in loch ness?

846
00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:29,733
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847
00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:34,767
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848
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,567
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