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My...

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This is really
coming along here.

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Hey, I'll take
a seven and seven.

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What are you doing?

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A little plumbing.

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A little plumbing, got to plumb,

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plumb the depths,

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the depths of hell.

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What is this thing,
marble, this bar?

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Yeah.

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Ever schlep marble?

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You ought to try schlepping
marble one day.

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It's a schlep.

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Okay, so you just
sign these two okay?

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Larry, how are you?

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Good, how are you doing?

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I gotta go talk to the meat guy,
I'll see you guys later.

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Larry, hey, I am
so glad you came in.

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Hello, you.

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I have invited everybody,
all the other investors,

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over to my house
for a pool party.

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And I had hoped to invite you

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and here you are.

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Everybody's going?

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Yep, yeah.

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Terrific.

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So, and now you.

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Alright, alright.

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Well, terrific, that's terrific.

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Hopefully see you Sunday.

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Hey, Hugh.

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That sounds funny.

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Didn't you tell me that
you're the head of mellon...

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Mellon ritter publishing?

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Yeah, and you do
bartlett's quotations, right?

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That is the flagship
of our fleet, yeah.

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Okay, 'cause my friend,
Richard Lewis,

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wants to get
into bartlett quotations.

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He has a quotable quote?

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He coined the phrase,
"the blank from hell."

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That's his?

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Absolutely.

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It's been around
for quite some time.

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No, that's his.

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The blank from hell, yeah.

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You know, like,
the woman from hell or...

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Yeah, the mother-in-law
from hell, yeah.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Yeah, I will, I'll run
this by my partner...

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"The blank from hell."

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Yeah.

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Look forward
to seeing you Sunday.

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Okay.

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Hey. Hey.

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How are you?

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Good.

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So, what's going on, man?

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You going to his pool party?

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Yeah, I am, yeah, I am.

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Wearing a bathing suit,
you going swimming?

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Speedo.

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Speedo. Speedo?

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Yeah, listen, I am
bringing somebody there.

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Good for you.

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Yeah, susie.

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Ah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I know...

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Uh-huh.

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Keep this under wraps okay,
'cause this is a...

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I shouldn't say anything
'cause this is just not,

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you can tell Cheryl
that it's, okay?

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Susie's pregnant.

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Yeah, so, I'm moving back in.

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I get to move back
into my house, if, you know, @

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the only thing that stinks
is that stupid dog

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that I'm allergic to,
other than that I'm very happy.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, it's all good,
it's very good.

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Oh, yeah, it sounds great.

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No, it is, it's really good,
it's good, trust me.

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It'll all be fine.

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Well, alright, welcome back
to the married people's club.

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Oh, we're all so happy.

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I was saying
to my wife, you know,

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you should just let me date.

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Because I'll come home,
it'll bring us much closer.

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I'll come home,
we'll talk about the date.

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You'll say how did the date go.

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I'll say, oh, I couldn't stand
her, she did this and that.

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You know, the way you
talk to a guy about it.

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Right.

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So, we'd have a good laugh
and then we'd have sex

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and that would, you know,
we'd have a good time.

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You and your wife
would have sex?

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Yeah, after I told her
about my date.

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But what if you went on a date

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and you ended up getting laid
from the date?

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Well, then I'd tell her
about that too.

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Oh, yeah, we went back
to her place, you know,

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we had sex and I had to make up
an excuse to leave and whatever.

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That's beautiful.

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I like that.

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Perfect world.

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Hey, look at this.

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Aww.

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"Going out of business."

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Well, where are we gonna
buy our bread?

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Our favorite bakery.

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What's going on?

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You guys are going
out of business?

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Yep, we just lost the lease.

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Oh, what a shame.

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I know, it's horrible.

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Oh, too bad.

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Well, we got here
just in time, didn't we?

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Well, we're still in business.

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We're thriving.

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Great.

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Alright, well we need something
for our little pool party.

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Yeah, we need
probably a cake, right?

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Mm-hm, sponge cake.

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Sponge cake?

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Wait, wait, wait,
are you kidding me?

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Nobody's gonna eat that.

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This is the best sponge cake
in town, I'm telling you.

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Trust me on this, I know
what I'm talking about.

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This thing is so moist
it's like eating a sponge.

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Okay, listen, why don't we,

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why don't we go with this one,
it looks better and it's...

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We'll get, trust me
on this one, okay?

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The sponge cake
yeah, we'll take that.

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We'll take it,
but no one's gonna eat it.

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How much is that?

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Uh, this is $12.95.

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What?

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$12.95. $12.95?

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No wonder why you're
going out of business.

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You know, he's got some
place here, mellon, huh?

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Uh, you know,
it's a little ostentatious.

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Oh, Jeffrey.

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This is so good.

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Thank you. Unbelievable.

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It's like eating
a delicious sponge.

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Huh, it's like eating
a delicious sponge.

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Did I tell you?

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I haven't seen sponge cake since
my grandmother's mahjongg game.

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Well, let me tell you something.

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That doesn't mean
that it's not good.

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Where'd you get it?

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Oh, it doesn't matter,
they're going out of business.

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But where, tell me?

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It's moot, they're going
out of business.

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It's not moot, that's not moot.

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How's that not moot?

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It's not moot.
It's totally moot.

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They're going out
of business, Jeff.

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What do you need to know?

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It's not a moot point.

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Alright, fine, it's Butterman's.

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That's a good bakery,
they're going out of business?

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Yeah, they're going
out of business.

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Oh, that's a shame,
those poor people.

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( Cheryl ) well, maybe
they're retiring.

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I don't know, anyway,
where's the bathroom?

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Uh, you have to use the cabana.

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They won't let you in the house.

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What?

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No, no, no, they won't
let you in the house.

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They want people to use
the cabana bathroom.

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Come on.

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He's special.

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He thinks the rules
don't apply to him.

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This is unbelievable
sponge cake.

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Oh, Jeff.

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Hi, you having a good time?

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Oh, uh, yeah, I just
need to use the bathroom.

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Oh, the cabana, right over,
across from the pool,

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they have the restroom in there.

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Can't I just go in here,
it'll just take two seconds.

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Sorry, I can't.

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Outside sandbox only.

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Straight over there.

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There's plenty of toilet paper.

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Why can't I go, I'm not wet
or anything, you know,

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I'm not gonna dirty the house.

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I'll wipe my feet.

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You know what, I'd love
to make a concession...

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An exception?

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But I can't 'cause
I'll get in trouble

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by Mr. mellon and so, um,

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you know, I know Mr. mellon,
I wouldn't worry about it okay?

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You know Hugh?

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Yeah, I know Hugh and it's
no problem, believe me.

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'Cause I'll get in trouble.

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You're not gonna get in trouble,

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I'll take care of the whole
thing, I really have to go.

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You know what,
I don't want any trouble.

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There's no trouble,
don't worry, don't worry.

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It'll take two seconds.

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This is fine, this is silly,

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come on, this is silly,
it's just a bathroom.

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Alright, you're just gonna
go one, number one, right?

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Number one, I'll be done
in two seconds, okay...

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Okay, hurry up, just number one!

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Larry. Hugh.

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Tell me you're
enjoying yourself.

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No.

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Glad you could make it.

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Larry, how did you
get into the bathroom?

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I sweet-talked my way in there.

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A sweet-talking guy.

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Nobody can turn down the David
charm once I turn it on.

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Do you know what I would do
if I had to go to the bathroom?

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I would sprint and run her over.

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Meanwhile, have you seen anybody
from the restaurant here?

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Nope, nope, only us.

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Ted Danson's not here?

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What about Michael York,
is he here?

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No, 'cause we're the only idiots
that accept these invitations.

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Right?

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Nobody from the restaurant
at all, I can't even believe it.

222
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Yeah, so why did
we have to come?

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We came, we're good this way.

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Oh, hello Johnny.

225
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What?

226
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Look what's going on
with this kid.

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Wow.

228
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Honestly, it's huge.

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It's a bigger penis than mine,
he's got a bigger penis than me.

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Isn't that Hugh's kid?

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"Oy vey Mia".

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Let's just go, let's just go.

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Go?

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Yeah, it's circus freak show.

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It's circus freak show.

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You know what,
Cheryl's right, let's go.

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We got a freak show here,
where are you going?

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Please, Larry, it's not funny.

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Gee.

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Sit right there.

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Alright.

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This is unbelievable.

243
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What?

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They stuff you
in like sardines here.

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The guy deserves to make
a living, you know?

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This is gonna be a great
lunch here, look at this.

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Relax, man, just relax.

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I can't even talk,
you can't say anything here.

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Direct it right to me.

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It's like you gotta have
a whole whisper lunch,

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it's a whisper lunch.

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It's like the mafia thing.

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( Whispering ) I'm having a dental
appointment tomorrow at three.

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Um, hey, I spoke
to the Hugh mellon guy.

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You spoke with him?

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I spoke to him about
your quote, you know,

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"the blank from hell."

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You know, he's interested and
he's gonna talk to his partner.

259
00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,667
Really?

260
00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,367
Yeah, you might get into,
you might get into bartlett's.

261
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,066
Number one this lunch is on me.

262
00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:05,633
Well, it's about time, you know,
I get credit for this thing.

263
00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,200
But the right way. Absolutely.

264
00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:10,066
So he's like,
he actually, he, uh...

265
00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:13,100
He's positive?

266
00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:15,967
I mean, does he feel good
about that it's me?

267
00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:19,633
He actually,
he knew of the quote,

268
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,500
but he didn't really
attribute it to you.

269
00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:23,709
He just thought that it was...

270
00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:25,467
He didn't attribute it to me?

271
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,066
That really pisses me off that
I don't get credit for that.

272
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,409
Yeah, absolutely,
I don't blame you.

273
00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:33,400
And at the pool party
I told him about your special.

274
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:34,700
Right.

275
00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:40,067
And I invited him to the hbo
screening tomorrow night.

276
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,167
So, he's gonna come
if it's okay with you.

277
00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,500
No, hey, I'll be able
to milk him a little bit.

278
00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,066
Yeah.

279
00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,133
Thank you.

280
00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,367
No, that's cool.

281
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,467
Have you been getting all this?

282
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,067
You been getting all this?

283
00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,833
I'm eating my lunch.

284
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,300
This is the lunch from hell.

285
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,133
What, what did you say?

286
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,533
I'm saying this is
the lunch from hell.

287
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,900
Where'd you hear
that expression?

288
00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:12,633
Girlfriend?

289
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,200
You see what I mean?

290
00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:15,600
This kills me.

291
00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:24,333
Okay, guys, so what
happened at alsace?

292
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,067
Alsace s'il vous plait.

293
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,433
Alsace whatever.

294
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,633
He doesn't want to work with us.

295
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,867
I saw that.

296
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,100
What did you see?

297
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,867
I had a little problem
with this woman and her husband

298
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,176
who kind of came after me and...

299
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,567
Well, what about Ted's guy,
what about Josh?

300
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,667
Josh cooked a beautiful meal,
but Larry didn't like it.

301
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,333
A little saucy, a little saucy.

302
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,867
We have no chef.

303
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,667
( Jeff ) no chef.

304
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,133
How long?

305
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:57,300
We open in two weeks and I mean
we basically stopped looking

306
00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,033
after we got Randy.

307
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,300
So, we're back to square one.

308
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:06,333
You got arms on your chair?

309
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,333
You've got arms on your chair.

310
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,133
One second.

311
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,600
I got no arms, what is that?

312
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,633
What are you doing?

313
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:15,367
I'm just getting
a chair with arms.

314
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,467
Larry, what are you doing,
you wanna focus?

315
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,066
We're in this mess
'cause you took our chef

316
00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,633
for your own little
personal party.

317
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,567
At least I was at
the pool party yesterday.

318
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,567
You know, I'm trying
to be part of this thing.

319
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,500
The what?

320
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:27,833
I had a pool party yesterday.

321
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:30,900
Pool party, Jeff and I were
the only ones who showed up.

322
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,133
It was a little
embarrassing, yeah.

323
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,500
I think you all owe,
you all owe him an apology.

324
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,500
No, I told you
I couldn't make it.

325
00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:38,743
But I'm glad
you had a good time.

326
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,709
Hugh, I'm sorry, I wrote
the wrong date in my book.

327
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,767
I just was tied up
at the last minute.

328
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,133
We have no chef.

329
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,576
It was a good party,
we had a great time.

330
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,967
Thank you, thank you for coming.

331
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,400
But enough about parties,
what about chefs?

332
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,100
Well, we all need
to take responsibility

333
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:54,067
for getting a chef.

334
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,333
Absolutely, we have to make

335
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:58,066
a concerted effort
together please.

336
00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:01,167
When I need a new editor
I get him, beg, borrow or steal,

337
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,433
I go out, I raid, I get,
we need to do that with a chef.

338
00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:05,900
I was in this restaurant the
other day, it was a coffee shop.

339
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:09,700
And, uh, for some reason
I had a side dish of applesauce.

340
00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:12,967
And I have to tell you
it was really fantastic.

341
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,433
It was so tasty.

342
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,567
And I'm thinking they never
serve applesauce in restaurants

343
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,267
and it could really be...

344
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,933
I mean if and when
the time comes for us

345
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,476
to be thinking about stuff
like this as a side dish.

346
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,333
Alright, we're gonna
write that down.

347
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:26,700
Very helpful, thank you.

348
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,066
And when you look for your chef,

349
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,576
make sure they know
a little bit about applesauce.

350
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,800
Yeah, you buy it at a
supermarket, it comes in a jar.

351
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,833
We should consider it,
you know, for the menu,

352
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,300
encourage people even.

353
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,209
( Jeff ) I think we're good,
I gotta go to a meeting.

354
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,376
So, everybody's gonna
look right?

355
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,209
Yeah, if anyone finds
anything out please call.

356
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,767
It's a very underrated
side dish, that's my point.

357
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,700
It's an underrated side dish.

358
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,066
Did you really just sign
Sarah Jessica Parker

359
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,733
to a recording contract?

360
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,600
Yeah, why not?

361
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,233
Oh, it's all gonna work out
don't worry about it.

362
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,633
It's only money, big deal.

363
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,367
Yeah, my money, Larry.

364
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,700
See you later.

365
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:06,400
B'bye.

366
00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:07,633
Alright.

367
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,233
And thank you
so much for coming.

368
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,767
Oh, please,
we had a wonderful time.

369
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,743
I mean it's too bad these
other schlubs couldn't, uh...

370
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:13,900
They missed a good party.

371
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,100
Yeah, they sure did.

372
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,600
The weather worked out,
it was great.

373
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,167
Yeah, it's a little rude,

374
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,643
it was a little rude
on their part I thought.

375
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,900
I don't care.

376
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:25,500
So, at the pool yesterday,
I saw your son at the pool.

377
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:28,733
The kid's got some penis on him,
he's pretty good.

378
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,500
What are you saying?

379
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,800
Your son, his penis.

380
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,400
What are you saying
that to me for?

381
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:39,167
Hey, it's a compliment,
what's the big deal?

382
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,467
What's the compliment, I-i...

383
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,167
Well, how's it bad,
how's it bad?

384
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,100
He's got a nice,
big penis, so what?

385
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,876
Well, I'm not talking about
your wife's tits, am I?

386
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,067
I mean, this is rude...

387
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,467
You could say my wife
has nice tits

388
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,667
as long as it's complimentary.

389
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,233
Come on you.

390
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,300
Hugh, not you, Hugh, okay?

391
00:13:58,567 --> 00:13:59,833
Hugh...

392
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,733
Hugh.

393
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:09,200
Well, I'm sorry that you're
having such a hard time.

394
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,867
Hi. Hi.

395
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,900
Hi.

396
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,233
Hi.

397
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:19,600
You remember martine,

398
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,833
the mellon's nanny.

399
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,367
From the pool party.

400
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,867
Yeah, she's having
a bit of a problem.

401
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,767
A problem I'll say.

402
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,700
Mr. mellon fired me.

403
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:33,600
It's my suitcase,
it doesn't have wheels.

404
00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:34,833
Oh.

405
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:38,066
So, um, so she came over here.

406
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:40,733
It seems that one of the guests,

407
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:44,066
felt the cabana bathroom
was beneath him

408
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:48,567
and made his way
into the main house.

409
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,633
How did he find out?

410
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,367
Margarita the cook.

411
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,500
She's got a problem with me.

412
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:59,600
She told that I was the person
that let the guest in.

413
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,767
She squealed on you?

414
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,066
She ratted!

415
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,067
And he fired you?

416
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,300
And he fired me.

417
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,833
Well, of course I remember
what you said about, you know,

418
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,700
that you would be responsible
if anything happened so...

419
00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:12,967
Did you tell him that it was me?

420
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,800
No, I don't dime, I didn't dime.

421
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,967
So, I remember when I let you in

422
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,733
you said, if there's
any problem, I think,

423
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,733
I'll take care of it,
so, here I am.

424
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,500
I'm gonna have
to hold you to that

425
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,300
'cause I don't have another job.

426
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:35,066
So, I am homeless.

427
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,133
Except I don't stink.

428
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,700
Okay.

429
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,833
Your home is big.

430
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:44,467
You know what martine, I bet,

431
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,500
Mr. David can do something
about the situation.

432
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,066
Yeah. I hope so.

433
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:52,233
Is there any way that you could
maybe talk to Mr. mellon

434
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,467
and straighten things out?

435
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,433
Because I think if you
spoke with him, I don't know,

436
00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:59,066
he would take me back,
I'm a pretty good nanny.

437
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,100
I'm a pretty good nanny.

438
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,400
I brought my suitcase
so, if there's any problem

439
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,333
I can just stay here.

440
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,900
Oh, there's not
gonna be a problem.

441
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,500
Larry will take care of it.

442
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,700
Oh, I hope so.

443
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:15,066
Well, that's a really good idea

444
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,300
and ordinarily I would.

445
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,867
But Hugh and I have had
kind of a falling out.

446
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,400
What happened?

447
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:27,433
Well, I was in
the restaurant earlier and...

448
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:30,400
We got to talking
about the party.

449
00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:31,633
And I happen to mention

450
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,067
that I caught a glimpse
of his son's penis and...

451
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,800
How about that thing?

452
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,933
It's huge.

453
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:39,867
And it was probably
the wrong thing to do.

454
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,233
Yeah, I think it probably was.

455
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,300
But anyway, like I was saying,

456
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,233
it's gonna be difficult to...

457
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,300
Talk to him.

458
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,967
Why would you do that, Larry?

459
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:55,700
I took a risk.

460
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,800
You know what, I think you're
not gonna have a problem

461
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,767
finding another job.

462
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,767
I mean, people in this town
love nannies...

463
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,733
They need them.

464
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:06,700
Yeah.

465
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,367
But I'll need Mr. mellon
as a reference

466
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,200
if I'm gonna
get another nanny job.

467
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,400
He was my only reference,
that was my first nanny job.

468
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:13,400
Oh.

469
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,767
What, what, what
did you do before that?

470
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,143
Before that I worked
at magic mountain

471
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,867
in the looney tunes lodge
for 15 years.

472
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,300
Ah.

473
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,076
It's where all the looney tunes
characters would come out

474
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,066
and they would
sign autographs for kids.

475
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:28,600
You know, Jeff and I...

476
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,133
Went there once
with his daughter.

477
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,367
You did?

478
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,867
Hey, I went in there.

479
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,100
And that song,
that theme is played

480
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,833
* da, da, da, da...

481
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:41,667
They play it all the time.

482
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,800
It was fun.

483
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,300
Can I talk to you in
the kitchen for just a second?

484
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,900
Sure.

485
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,900
I told you not
to use that bathroom.

486
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,367
Why did she come over here?

487
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,233
I don't know.

488
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:56,476
Obviously she thinks
I'm responsible

489
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,567
for getting her fired
and has no place to go.

490
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,876
She brought her suitcase,
did you see that?

491
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,133
I saw it, yeah.

492
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,600
Does she think
she's staying here?

493
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,543
I don't know if she thinks it,
I don't know what she thinks.

494
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,833
Well, I do not want the nanny
from hell in my house.

495
00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,500
Where did you hear that?

496
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,600
"The blank from hell."

497
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:10,743
Where did you hear
that expression?

498
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,567
Well, my dad used
to say it all the time.

499
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,809
You know, everything
was from hell.

500
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,433
Now see, that's Richard Lewis'.

501
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,533
It's not Richard Lewis'.

502
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,066
My dad has been saying that,
you know what...

503
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,209
Richard Lewis
coined that, Cheryl.

504
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:24,300
Listen, the point is,
I do not want her here, okay?

505
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,867
You wouldn't believe the things

506
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,066
that she's been telling me
for the last 20 minutes.

507
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,267
She's full of non-sequiturs.

508
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,667
She tells me she likes
to pet horses.

509
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,500
She enjoys a good corn dog.

510
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:35,600
Enjoys a good corn dog?

511
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,967
She takes baths
with her socks on.

512
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,400
I mean, honestly she's got
a screw loose somewhere.

513
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:42,300
I don't know, she's maybe
a little eccentric,

514
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,533
but she seems perfectly
harmless to me.

515
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:52,067
( Singing looney tunes theme )

516
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,467
Wait a second.

517
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,700
Jeff needs a nanny.

518
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,066
Susie's pregnant.

519
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,667
Their nanny just left.

520
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,767
Susie's pregnant?

521
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,233
I haven't told you,
she's pregnant.

522
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,133
That's why he moved back.

523
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,200
But they're looking for a nanny.

524
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,733
You're not gonna suggest her?

525
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,767
Well, why not?

526
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,066
'Cause you don't know
anything about her.

527
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,409
What do you mean,
she was a good nanny.

528
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:16,743
She didn't get fired
for being a bad nanny.

529
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:20,733
She got fired for letting me
use the bathroom.

530
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:23,133
If they don't like her
they don't have to use her.

531
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,066
Right, they could
meet her and...

532
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,900
We're doing them a favor.

533
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,867
This is a win/win
situation, win/win.

534
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,700
* da, da, da, da, da... *

535
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,667
you know, we gotta stop off
and get some sponge cake.

536
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,767
Okay.

537
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,733
It's my friend's birthday.

538
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:52,833
Oh.

539
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:53,909
Yeah, I'm buying him
some sponge cake.

540
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:54,733
There you go.

541
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:55,567
You like sponge cake?

542
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,066
Yeah. Who doesn't?

543
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,900
How many sponge cakes
do you have left?

544
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:02,200
I have, um, I have a dozen left.

545
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,000
A dozen?

546
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:03,733
Yeah.

547
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,833
Okay, I'll take them all.

548
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,167
Okay, all of them? Yeah.

549
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,167
Oh, I don't have
anymore boxes though.

550
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:14,367
Oh, that's okay, just put them
in saran wrap or something.

551
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,167
I can do that.

552
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,667
Okay, great, thank you.

553
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,967
Yeah.

554
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,567
Hey!

555
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,433
What are you doing?

556
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,133
Take it easy they're free.

557
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:47,967
Here, get the bell.

558
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
I got my hands full too.

559
00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,600
Look at me.

560
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:57,533
( Doorbell )

561
00:20:57,567 --> 00:21:01,067
( Humming along with doorbell )

562
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,667
Hello.

563
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,600
This is martine, the nanny I was
telling you about on the phone.

564
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:12,767
Hi, martine, I'm susie Greene.

565
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,409
Larry, what the fuck is this,
what are these?

566
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:15,867
Oh, sponge cakes.

567
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,066
What do you mean sponge cakes?

568
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,066
It's a birthday
present for Jeff.

569
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,600
Larry, he's not
fat enough as it is?

570
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:23,500
You want to give him
and he needs this many?

571
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,667
What is, this ridiculous...

572
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,443
Well, you don't understand,
it's from Butterman's.

573
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:27,800
They're going out of business.

574
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,209
The sponge cakes from the pool
party that he loved so much.

575
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,667
I remember, yeah, he loved it
so much to have a slice...

576
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,367
Not 25, how many are there?

577
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,700
It's ridiculous.

578
00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:36,476
Well, they'll last, they can
last five years, you know?

579
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,233
What am I gonna do freeze them?

580
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:40,367
They're not even in boxes,
where are the boxes?

581
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,133
Oh, they're out of boxes,
they only had saran wrap.

582
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,867
So, they wrapped them up
and you brought them here,

583
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:46,800
you don't understand.

584
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,033
They're going out of business.

585
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,967
Larry, he's gonna explode,
he's fat!

586
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:52,900
Are never going
to be made again, this is it.

587
00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:54,600
I understand, should I care?

588
00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:55,967
Hey, congratulations.

589
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,243
Congratulations on what, dear?

590
00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,867
The baby, congratulations.

591
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,200
How did you know about that?

592
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,500
A big bird told me.

593
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:04,576
Larry, you knew I was pregnant?

594
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,400
What?

595
00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:06,800
Jeff told you I was pregnant?

596
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,233
Well, I didn't...

597
00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:11,200
It's bad luck in the first
three months you don't tell...

598
00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:12,800
That's a silly superstition.

599
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,833
Larry, and you told her?

600
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,476
I don't even know her,
who the hell is she?

601
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,967
It's not your fault, darling...

602
00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:18,900
I didn't tell you...

603
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,700
Yes, you did, yes, you did.

604
00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:23,367
You know what?

605
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,500
Alright, look,
why don't you come in

606
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:28,133
and we'll have
a little interview?

607
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:30,066
How's that, you look
like a lovely woman.

608
00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:31,300
This might work out.

609
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,543
I don't know what you
want me to do with these.

610
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,967
I have no place to put them.

611
00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:37,533
I don't have a freezer that's,
you know, adequate for this.

612
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,067
Put them down
in the kitchen, okay,

613
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,309
just put them down
in the kitchen.

614
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,767
Martine dear, come in.

615
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,700
Okay.

616
00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:44,167
Okay?

617
00:22:55,633 --> 00:22:56,900
How are you doing?

618
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,467
I'm nauseated.

619
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,076
It's gonna be great,
it's gonna be great.

620
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,500
Yeah, come on,
you already did it.

621
00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:03,133
It's not a live performance.

622
00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,567
It's just, it's already,
you already filmed it.

623
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,533
It's good, I've seen it.

624
00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:08,933
Hbo likes it, right?

625
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,700
Yeah, they do, they do like it.

626
00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:12,733
Okay, so there you go.

627
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,933
Are they here now?

628
00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:15,300
No, they don't come.

629
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:18,267
No, they don't, they see it in
their private homes or whatever.

630
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,667
The privacy of their homes?

631
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,933
Oh, is that the proper way
of saying that sentence?

632
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,967
Why, you know, you're like
an english language cop.

633
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,300
It's like unbelievable.

634
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,667
Hey, by the way, I was thinking,

635
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,600
maybe you can introduce me
to that bartlett's guy.

636
00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:32,467
Maybe I could schmooze
a little bit, you know,

637
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,900
before the special.

638
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:36,743
Yeah, well, there's
a little problem with that.

639
00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:37,900
What do you mean?

640
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,867
I don't know if you're
gonna get that quote in.

641
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,433
I'm not sure anymore.

642
00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:42,767
Why?

643
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,200
He talked to him
about the penis.

644
00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:45,867
I just broached the subject.

645
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,066
Why would you do that?

646
00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:49,267
( Cell phone ringing )
I was just curious.

647
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,767
Yeah, but now
I'm not gonna get in.

648
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,233
Not the bartlett, yeah.

649
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,400
You're kidding, is she okay?

650
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,567
You should never have
brought it up, Larry, fuck.

651
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,100
Alright, I'll be right home.

652
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,066
Your nanny attacked susie.

653
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,800
What?

654
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,467
Is she okay?

655
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,667
Hey, do you want me to...

656
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:12,066
This whole night is
turning out to, oh, Christ.

657
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:13,133
Don't worry, we'll call.

658
00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:14,300
Should I go?

659
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,467
I can't even watch this now.

660
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,867
Go?

661
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,767
If you leave me now I collapse.

662
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,633
You collapse?

663
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,567
Yeah, I'll collapse.

664
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,333
What's wrong with,
yeah, I mean I, I,

665
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:25,443
you gotta, I need you here.

666
00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:26,609
You say it the same way I do.

667
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,633
Collapse I say.

668
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,700
No, c-l-a-p-s-e.

669
00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:32,700
You don't say collapse,
you say "clapse".

670
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:35,800
Who's that?

671
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:36,900
That's the kid.

672
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:37,867
That's the porn baby?

673
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,467
That's the porn baby.

674
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,667
Why is the porn baby here?

675
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,333
Well, because
he fired his nanny.

676
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,467
He doesn't have a nanny,

677
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,143
he has to take care of
the kid now, I guess.

678
00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:47,876
I don't want a little kid
watching my specials.

679
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,100
But his father's here too,
so I guess he came.

680
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,200
He decided to come.

681
00:24:51,233 --> 00:24:52,409
I don't want a baby
in the screening.

682
00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:55,067
But that's a good sign
for the quote.

683
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,633
He's here, he came.

684
00:24:58,133 --> 00:25:01,133
Oh, Christ,
that really was great,

685
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,833
but it's too much
and it threw me.

686
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:06,700
Shh, shh, shh.

687
00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:10,067
I took some time off
and I was a little burned out.

688
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,300
I hate this show.

689
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,900
It's a grown-up show.

690
00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:16,100
I have to sit through your
cartoons, you watch this one.

691
00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:19,100
I want popcorn.

692
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:21,066
No, popcorn, it's not
that kind of theater.

693
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,100
I want a soda.

694
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,567
Hey, shh.

695
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,733
Shh, yourself.

696
00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:30,633
You shush, shush!

697
00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:31,867
You shh poopy head.

698
00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:33,433
No, you shh do-do brain.

699
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:34,167
You're a do-do brain.

700
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,667
You're a do-do brain.

701
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:39,167
No, these are all new
and improved dysfunctions.

702
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,733
I want to go home.

703
00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:42,443
As soon as its over
we'll go home, now be quiet.

704
00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:43,733
Shh, quiet.

705
00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,066
You big quiet big nose.

706
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,533
Oh, look who's talking.

707
00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:49,066
Hey, don't talk to my kid, okay?

708
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,443
Hey, why don't you get
uncle miltie out of here

709
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:51,867
so, we can watch this thing?

710
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:52,633
You're stupid.

711
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:53,800
You're stupid.

712
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:54,767
You're more stupid.

713
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,533
You're much, much stupider.

714
00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:57,733
No, I'm not, you are.

715
00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,333
No, you are.

716
00:26:00,367 --> 00:26:01,767
Don't speak
to us again, alright?

717
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,876
I'm warning you,
I'm warning you.

718
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:04,043
He wouldn't be here
in the first place

719
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,500
if you didn't fire that nanny.

720
00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:08,533
I wouldn't have to fire her if
some asshole didn't bribe her.

721
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,467
Fuck Hugh.

722
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,100
Fuck you.

723
00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,467
Fuck Hugh!

724
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,467
Hugh, Hugh!

725
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,067
Everything okay?

726
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,567
I called three times last night.

727
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,467
Yeah, well, I haven't
checked the messages.

728
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,233
I've been like
unbelievably busy.

729
00:26:29,267 --> 00:26:30,900
How is she doing, is she okay?

730
00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:32,667
Go up and ask her.

731
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:33,900
Is the baby...

732
00:26:33,933 --> 00:26:35,300
She's upstairs,
go up and ask her.

733
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:36,700
Superstition, she was right.

734
00:26:36,733 --> 00:26:37,933
You never should have told me.

735
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,066
Larry, come in.

736
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:49,833
Oh, my god, I'm so sorry about
the nanny and everything.

737
00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:52,066
Larry that nanny
she was a sicko.

738
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:53,867
She was a mental case,
she was sick.

739
00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,100
What, the nanny?

740
00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:57,333
Oh, my god.

741
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,667
She was mentally ill.

742
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,376
Obviously I didn't know
anything about that

743
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,043
otherwise I never
would have recommended her.

744
00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:04,200
No, of course, why would
you send me a sicko?

745
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,167
Why would I do that?

746
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,600
That would make me deranged.

747
00:27:06,633 --> 00:27:09,433
Yeah, well, she needs
to be put away this woman.

748
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,833
Well, what happened?

749
00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:13,533
I left Sammy alone
in her room watching TV.

750
00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:16,067
( Looney tunes theme )

751
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,300
( Susie ) all of a sudden
she starts screaming.

752
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:28,867
Mommy, mommy!

753
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,133
I ran in.

754
00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:34,500
The nanny is like watching
some looney tunes cartoon

755
00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:35,900
and went crazy.

756
00:27:35,933 --> 00:27:37,167
Oh, yeah, you know why?

757
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,333
'Cause she worked at that
loony tunes lodge for 15 years

758
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,700
and she kept hearing that
song over and over again.

759
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:44,233
* da, da, da, da... *

760
00:27:44,267 --> 00:27:45,700
yeah, yeah.

761
00:27:45,733 --> 00:27:48,109
Yeah, she must have snapped from
hearing it over and over again.

762
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:51,066
Larry, she went crazy,
I'm telling you.

763
00:27:51,067 --> 00:27:52,533
I mean, she started going wacky.

764
00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:53,700
What did she do?

765
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:54,843
She starts fighting with me.

766
00:27:54,867 --> 00:27:57,567
She grabbed my arm.

767
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,700
She starts pulling me
back and forth.

768
00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:02,267
All of a sudden I'm fighting
with this crazy woman.

769
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,066
I mean physically fighting.

770
00:28:04,067 --> 00:28:06,733
Next thing I knew we were
like out on the deck.

771
00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:07,800
Out on the deck?

772
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,667
Yeah, like struggling
and fighting.

773
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,600
Oh, my god,
and then what happened?

774
00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:15,800
She pushed me over the rail.

775
00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:18,400
This crazy woman,
she pushed me over the rail.

776
00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:20,400
She was trying to kill me!

777
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,767
What, how...

778
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,833
Here's the thing, lar.

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My fall was broken by...

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12 sponge cakes.

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