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Four for David.

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Let me see.

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No, I'm not finding that.

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Try Braudy.

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B-r-a-u-d-y.

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Here we go, for four.

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Alright.

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They haven't arrived yet,
would you like to be seated?

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Sure.

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Okay, right this way.

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I'm looking.

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I'll tell you that.

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Hi. Hey.

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Hey, look who's here.

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How are you?

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Good to see you.

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Good to see,
what are you doing here?

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What are you doing here,
let me guess.

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We're gonna take a nap, yeah.

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We're gonna meet some friends
and have dinner.

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Just friends.

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Okay, I didn't mean to pry
in your life there.

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I meant, what are
you doing in general?

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What's going on?

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Oh, you know what,
I'm investing in a restaurant?

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What are you touching?
No reason to touch.

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Oh, I'm sorry, did I
overstep my boundary?

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No touching here.

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Do you need the money
for the restaurant?

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No, I just think it will be
a fun thing to do, you know,

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showing people to their table.

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So, you'll be working there,
you'll be like, a bus boy?

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No, remember when
we used to hang out

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in the comedy clubs in New York?

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But I didn't invest,
I just went there and I left.

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I didn't lock up.

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Are you gonna lock up
the restaurant?

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I'm not gonna lock up.

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Alright, see you there, Rocco.

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I went with Rocco.

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Good to see you.

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Nice to see you.

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Goodnight, Paul, see you later.

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Larry, you are so rude.

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Why?

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You didn't say
one word to mindy.

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You didn't even look in her
direction the whole time.

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Did you say anything to her?

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You do that all the time.

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I said hello, didn't I?

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I don't think you did, honestly.

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No. I didn't say hello?

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No, I said hello.

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I don't think you did, actually.

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Think you were very
caught up in Paul.

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You didn't even
look over at her.

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Oh, she must think
I'm such an asshole.

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Yeah.

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Did you even notice her?

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Well, I mean,
I smelled her perfume.

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You know, it's hard
not to notice.

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Well, she owns a perfume shop.

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Oh, the whole night is just,
you can't leave your house.

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Bye, bye.

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She didn't even wave
good-bye or anything.

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Oh, by the way,
when the check comes tonight,

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stu can pick it up, okay?

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Don't pick up the check.

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Yeah, I paid
the last two times...

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You have.

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He runs to the bathroom,
have you noticed that?

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Every time the check comes.

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I've noticed the bathroom trick.

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Yeah, he's really got
that bathroom trick down.

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He really does.

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Hi.

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Late, late.

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Hi, no, you're not late,
don't worry about it.

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Good to see you.

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We would've been here
10 minutes earlier

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if we just valet the car

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instead of trying
to find a parking space.

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Please, I'm not gonna
valet the car.

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I got this brand new
Cadillac cts.

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Drives like a dream.

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I'm gonna give it
to the freaking valet?

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Yeah, no, it's our third child.

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Did you happen to run
into the reisers outside?

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We saw them, but we,
you know, no eye contact.

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No, they didn't,
they didn't see us.

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So, I guess they're not invited

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to the nrdc benefit
at your house?

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Um, no.

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No, no, I don't think it
would be a good idea, do you?

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Ah, it just felt like
it would be hypocritical.

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It is so generous of you guys to
open your house to this benefit.

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And your hearts.

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It's a big undertaking.

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It is a big undertaking.

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But, you know what, I get
to have alanis morrissette

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singing in my living room.

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I cannot wait.

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I think she's fantastic.

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That first album,
the song "you ought to know".

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Yeah, right, and she's referring
to this Mr. duplicity...

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Larry has no idea what
we're talking about.

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Oh, when you said Mr. duplicity,

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I naturally thought you were
referring to me, but I...

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And you know who it's about,
her guitar player.

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No, it's a big secret.

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She's never said, she has
never, she's never said.

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It was an actor in a sitcom
about the family.

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Oh, yeah, or her manager.

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I think I've heard her manager.

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But it's this huge secret.

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She'll tell me,
people confide in me.

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She'll open up to you, Larry.

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They do, everybody
opens up to me.

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I'll find out.

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I'm gonna find out
the big secret.

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Okay, good.

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So, your parents
are out here now.

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Yeah, yeah, they moved out.

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How's your mom?

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Ah, you know, so so.

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Yeah.

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Who could go for some wine?

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I could, yeah.

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Oh, that was good.

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That was great.

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Oh, it's official, I'm now full.

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Now you are.

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The fat boy's special.

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You're done?

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I'm gonna go to
the little boy's room.

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The little fat boy's room.

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I know, okay.

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No, it's the fat boys special.

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Look what you've done.

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He knows.

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Well, it was good
to see you guys again.

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It was great to see you.

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And so we probably
won't see each other 'til...

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Probably the benefit.

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I said, don't pick up the check!

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Well, last night was it,
believe me.

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Alright, I'm going out.

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Alright.

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What am I gonna do
about mindy Reiser?

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I wish there was some way

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I could make it up
to her, you know?

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I could've at least asked her
about the perfume store.

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People love when you ask them

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about what they're doing,
you know?

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( Doorbell )

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Yeah, next time you see her
just be nice to her.

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Ah, she thinks I'm
the world's biggest schmuck.

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Hey, lar.

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I got to talk to Cheryl.

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Hey, Wanda, what's going on?

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I have some news.

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Are you okay?

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Uh, yeah, and no.

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But I got to tell you something.

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You might as well
get over here too.

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Oh, my god, you're so serious.

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It's big.

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What's going on?

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Okay.

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My brother, his best friend
works for the c.I.A.

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And he got this information from
the highest source possible,

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that there is going
to be a terrorist attack

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this weekend in L.A.

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Yeah, and you cannot
tell a soul.

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My brother told me, but I'm
not supposed to tell anybody.

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But you know, I had to,
you my girl, I had to tell you.

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Thank you.

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I'm getting out of town.

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I'm going to Vegas
with my boyfriend.

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I advise y'all to do the same.

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What kind of attack?

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Attack, Larry, Anthrax, a bomb,

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I don't know.

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It could be something crazy,
who knows?

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And this is...

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They said it's like 90% sure
that something's gonna go down.

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Why can't we tell anybody?

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Because they don't
want panic, Cheryl.

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That's why they're
not telling anybody.

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We got to get out of here.

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Yeah, you gotta get out of here.

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Actually, this weekend is big.

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N.r.d.c. benefit that we've
been working on for months.

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What?

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Alanis morrissette
is gonna be there.

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I mean, I'm just,
I'm thinking out loud.

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Well, why don't
we call the terrorists

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and ask them could
they pick another weekend

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that's more suited for you.

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Postpone the benefit,
let's get out of here.

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I thought I'd never say this,
but Larry's right.

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If we don't show up at the
benefit, what will people...

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If, what?

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Look, okay, look, I did my part.

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You're my friend,
I had to tell you.

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Thank you.

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I'm going to Vegas.

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Okay, okay.

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Y'all out your mind.

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I'm sitting here
trying to help people,

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they're talking
about a damn benefit.

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Well, call me
when you get back into town.

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Hopefully you'll be here.

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Wow.

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Yeah, Larry.

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I just don't see how
we can leave this weekend.

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I mean, this whole
n.R.D.C. Benefit was my idea.

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I talked the braudys
into having it at their house.

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Alanis morrissette
is coming to sing.

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I mean, I just...

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I just know I can't leave town.

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Well, maybe, uh...

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You know, maybe I can...

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I can go.

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And where are you gonna go?

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I could go golfing
to pebble beach, maybe?

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Mm-hmm, do you think
that's a good idea?

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Well...

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For us to be apart
if something did happen?

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Then at least, you know,
one of us would...

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Survive.

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It just seems like
if we're gonna go,

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we should go together.

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Well, not necessarily.

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Almost seems a little selfish

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that you would want
both of us to...

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Perish.

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So, you'd be fine
going on without me.

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00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,433
Well, it would be...

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Very difficult
at first I'm sure.

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But hopefully
I could at some point

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get back some semblance
of a life.

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Okay, if you feel good about...

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One of us...

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Dying and the other
one surviving,

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and you can live with that

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for the rest of your life,

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then you should
go golf this weekend.

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Think about it. Well,
I'll think about it.

250
00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:06,700
Hey, mindy.

251
00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:09,867
Oh, Larry, Paul's not here.

252
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,400
Oh, uh, I came
actually to see you.

253
00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,833
Do you have a few minutes?

254
00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:15,933
I need to talk to you,
it's pretty important.

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00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:17,067
You came to see me?

256
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Yeah.

257
00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:19,767
What for?

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Okay, this is going
to sound a little crazy.

259
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But believe me, it's all true.

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I have a friend who has a friend

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whose brother
works in the c.I.A.

262
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:37,933
And he has it from
the highest possible source

263
00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:41,933
that there's going
to be a terrorist attack

264
00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:45,233
on Los Angeles this weekend.

265
00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:46,567
I told you it sounds crazy.

266
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,500
I'm not putting you on.
You're putting me on.

267
00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:50,233
This is a joke,
oh, Larry, come on.

268
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:51,876
Mindy, mindy, this is not a
joke, this is the truth.

269
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,333
Paul put you up to this?

270
00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,900
No, he didn't put me up to it,
I haven't even spoken to him.

271
00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:59,033
You have a contact
in the government?

272
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,500
Totally reliable.

273
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:02,800
Are you serious?

274
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:06,067
Mindy, you're life is in danger.

275
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,367
Get out of here.

276
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,067
My god, what kind of attack
is it gonna be?

277
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,209
I don't know,
it wasn't very specific.

278
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,633
Where?

279
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:13,743
I don't know,
it could be anywhere.

280
00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,400
It's in L.A.

281
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:18,367
Oh my god, I can't believe it,
oh my god, alright, alright.

282
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,467
Okay?

283
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,800
I have to call my sister.

284
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:24,066
No, no, no,
you can't tell anybody.

285
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,933
I have to call my mother,
she's 80 years old.

286
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,967
She can't survive
a terrorist attack.

287
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,233
Well, you can't say anything.

288
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,233
Mindy.

289
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,533
Okay, okay,
she lives in orange county.

290
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,300
So, she's kind of far away.

291
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,576
They're not going to orange
county, the terrorists.

292
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,809
Believe me, they have
nothing in orange county.

293
00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:41,267
Okay, alright, so, we've got
to get out of town, huh?

294
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,400
Absolutely.

295
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:43,809
Okay, maybe we'll go
to the desert, huh?

296
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:44,533
Maybe that will be good?

297
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:45,600
Palm Springs?

298
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,066
Palm Springs is very,
yes, why not?

299
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,833
It's 90 minutes,
it's very nice, yeah.

300
00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:52,333
Where do you stay
when you're there?

301
00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:53,233
Four seasons.

302
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:54,267
Four seasons?

303
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,467
Yeah.

304
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,600
Maybe we'll go there,
or we could go up north maybe.

305
00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:01,167
Santa Barbara is lovely
this time of year.

306
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,633
Where are you and Cheryl going?

307
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:06,233
Unfortunately we can't go.

308
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:12,300
You can't, oh,
that braudy's n.R.D.C. Event.

309
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,376
Oh, you know about
that thing, huh?

310
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,533
Of course I know about it.

311
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,167
Our invitation got lost
in the mail or something.

312
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,500
I don't want to get
in the middle of...

313
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:22,433
No, listen, I know
you and Cheryl

314
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,476
don't have anything
to do with it.

315
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,643
It's between us and the braudys,

316
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,667
but it's amazing that
you guys are staying in town

317
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,333
and risking your lives
for something like this.

318
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,500
It's unbelievable.

319
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:36,533
Well, Cheryl wanted to leave,
and I thought it's best that

320
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,167
we go to the benefit.

321
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,533
It's amazing.

322
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,733
Okay, I have a million
things to do,

323
00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,867
but I'm just curious
about something.

324
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,600
Why did you tell me?

325
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,066
What are you talking about?

326
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,066
You're friends,
we like you so much,

327
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,600
you and Paul, you know.

328
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,867
I was driving around,
I saw your shop, I thought,

329
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,933
I've got to tell mindy.

330
00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:58,800
I have really misjudged you.

331
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,367
I can't thank you enough.

332
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,800
You are an amazing person.

333
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,567
You are a wonderful human being.

334
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,333
And I just can't
thank you enough.

335
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:09,333
I'm just trying to be
a good friend is all.

336
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,100
Listen!

337
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,500
I have some samples here.

338
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,066
I want you to take these.

339
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,600
Um, give them to Cheryl, okay?

340
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,267
With my love.

341
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,333
Here you go.

342
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,800
There, she'll like these.

343
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,700
Nothing for men?

344
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:26,500
Oh, yeah, here.

345
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:29,066
Uh, yeah, you'll like these.

346
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,633
This is after shave.

347
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:31,267
Uh-huh.

348
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,300
This is before shave.

349
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,867
Got you some of these,
these are samples.

350
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,133
What?

351
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:45,167
These are moisturizers
from mindy Reiser's shop.

352
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,367
Really?

353
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,233
Well, I wish I would've
known you were going.

354
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,967
She carries that perfume
that Wanda wears that I love.

355
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,400
Oh.

356
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,143
Would've had you
pick me up a little bottle.

357
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,400
Why did you go there?

358
00:13:55,433 --> 00:14:01,066
You know, kind of apologize
for the other night.

359
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:04,567
Larry David, apologize.

360
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,367
Well, I think that's very...

361
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,667
Why, is that unusual?

362
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,433
It's unusual, yes,
highly unusual, yes.

363
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,209
I feel like I apologize
to somebody everyday.

364
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,267
Are you kidding me?

365
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,867
Who says I'm sorry more than me?

366
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,433
Do you know anybody
in the world?

367
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:16,433
( Phone )

368
00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:19,767
Hello.

369
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,133
Hi, Paul.

370
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,733
Paul Reiser?

371
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:23,900
Yeah, oh.

372
00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:25,100
Hello?

373
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,400
Hey.

374
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:31,067
Um, yeah, pretty much.

375
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:36,100
Yeah, I, well...

376
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,933
I don't know, 90%.

377
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:42,967
Uh, well, hey, come on.

378
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,900
Well, of course, no problem.

379
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,867
I'm happy to.

380
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,533
Yeah, okay.

381
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,233
Well, you take care.

382
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,167
Alright, bye.

383
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,333
What was that about?

384
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:59,767
Oh, you know, 'cause I went
to apologize to his wife.

385
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,467
Oh.

386
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,367
And what was 90%?

387
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:08,067
He asked me what
the chances were

388
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,933
that this could happen again.

389
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,633
You know, that I'd ignore her.

390
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,733
Right.

391
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,133
Um, listen, I've been
doing a lot of thinking,

392
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,367
I really think we should
reconsider going to this.

393
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,743
We should get out of here,
don't you think?

394
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,100
No.

395
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,400
I mean, this is crazy,
to hang around here, what for?

396
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,167
We are gonna stay right here.

397
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,067
Where are all the cars?

398
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,300
I don't know.

399
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:36,067
Is there a valet that
we just missed or something?

400
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:40,900
Hi.

401
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,067
Hey, st...

402
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,667
Hi, Larry and Cheryl.

403
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,733
Thank you.

404
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,567
Where's all the cars?

405
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,700
Please come in.

406
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,067
The party's in
full swing here, come on.

407
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,133
Are we the first ones here?

408
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,233
Where is everybody?

409
00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:03,100
I'm actually surprised
you're here.

410
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,833
'Cause, you know,
there's a terrorist attack

411
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:10,367
that is going to take out
the entire city of Los Angeles.

412
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,700
Some time this weekend.

413
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:14,767
You'll notice alanis
morrissette is not here.

414
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,867
Obviously.

415
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,667
She got very nervous,
so she said no,

416
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,567
she wasn't gonna sing.

417
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,067
She left town.

418
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,066
Really?

419
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:25,600
'Cause she heard, apparently
the word just kind of spread.

420
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:29,467
It sounds like it might've
started with mindy Reiser.

421
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:32,933
And, guess who told mindy?

422
00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:35,700
Who?

423
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,100
Me?

424
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:41,066
What?

425
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,267
You told mindy Reiser
about this?

426
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,600
Okay, so you knew.

427
00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:47,867
This is exactly what Wanda said!

428
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,700
She said, don't cause a panic,
don't tell people.

429
00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,200
Did we not have this discussion?

430
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,867
Yeah, it's a little
embarrassing, okay...

431
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,667
No, this is
a little embarrassing.

432
00:16:55,700 --> 00:17:00,300
This is humiliating
beyond belief is what this is.

433
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,300
I felt bad because I snubbed
mindy at dinner the other night,

434
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,066
and I didn't talk
to her, and I...

435
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,476
Told her that there was
gonna be a terrorist attack

436
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,900
in Los Angeles this weekend?

437
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,843
Yeah, but there was supposed
to be one, they didn't do it!

438
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:10,933
You tell mindy Reiser?

439
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:13,567
She has betrayed us more times.

440
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,133
She opens her mouth.

441
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,509
You can't tell
that woman anything.

442
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:17,609
Why do you think
we don't talk to her?

443
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,867
I don't know!

444
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,200
And by the way Larry,

445
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:25,500
thank you for telling us
about this terrorist attac.

446
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,066
I didn't tell anybody else.

447
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:27,767
Well, you told mindy.

448
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,100
That's really nice of you.

449
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,633
Look, why don't you call
your friends, the reisers?

450
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,543
Why don't you go and have
a little bite with them?

451
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,933
Since you snubbed them and all,
go ahead, alright!

452
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,733
I am going to bed.

453
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:41,167
Have a little bite
with the reisers.

454
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,133
At least they pick up a check
every now and then.

455
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:46,267
What the hell does that mean?

456
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,733
I know what you do,
every time the check comes,

457
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,200
how you run off to the bathroom.

458
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,100
You don't think I see that?

459
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,267
Oh, fuck you.

460
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,600
Honey, don't!

461
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,443
What, you don't think I know
about that bathroom trick?

462
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:57,767
I invented that bathroom trick.

463
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,733
Go to hell!

464
00:17:58,767 --> 00:17:59,900
The bathroom trick?

465
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:01,867
I got a problem,
a medical problem.

466
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,867
Oh, yeah, you got a problem.

467
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,833
You got a problem paying money.

468
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,933
No, thank you.

469
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,267
I'll take one, thanks.

470
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:15,767
Mm, very good.

471
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,133
Who's the chef?

472
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:22,633
I don't know.

473
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,066
I guess I shouldn't ask him.

474
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,367
No, I don't think you should.

475
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,900
Thank you, okay,
that's enough, come on.

476
00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:30,267
I just want to know,
for the restaurant.

477
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,300
Were you not listening

478
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,400
when Wanda told you
not to tell anybody?

479
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:38,100
She trusted you not to say
anything to anyone.

480
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:41,800
Why in the world would
you tell mindy Reiser?

481
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,733
I'm just trying
to get on her good side.

482
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,800
( Toilet flushing )

483
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,700
So, I guess what we should do
is just have it here.

484
00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:00,066
What?

485
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,900
Just reschedule the benefit
and have it here.

486
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,067
Okay.

487
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,600
And I guess I'll have to ask
the braudys to come over.

488
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:09,600
The braudys?

489
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,567
No, no, no, no.

490
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,933
They're not coming, forget it.

491
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,900
They went way
over the line tonight.

492
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,467
Invite the reisers,
not the braudys.

493
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,667
Invite the reisers for spite.

494
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,167
This isn't a game, Larry.

495
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,233
Braudys, freaking.

496
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,700
Everything's freaking
with this guy.

497
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,076
What is, he can't
say the word fuck?

498
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,233
Well, I can understand
why they'd be upset, Larry.

499
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,967
Freaking asshole.

500
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,300
You don't gargle much, do you?

501
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,800
It's fun.

502
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,267
You should think about it.

503
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,867
Well, you should think about
how much money you just lost

504
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,433
for the n.R.D.C.

505
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,800
* n-e-s-t-l-e-s

506
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:58,767
* nestle's makes the very best *

507
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,433
* sorry

508
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:12,800
hey, Larry, how come
you never told me?

509
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,133
I heard there was supposed
to be a terrorist attack

510
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:16,633
and you knew about it?

511
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,033
How come you never told me?

512
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:21,200
I wasn't allowed to tell anyone.

513
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,967
You told somebody.

514
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,233
I mean, I found out.

515
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,067
So, you could've
told me something?

516
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,100
I could tell, too many people,

517
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,733
I just wasn't supposed to.

518
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,943
You know, my kids
could've been wiped out.

519
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,476
You know, they go
to school, you know?

520
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,733
I'm sorry, but it's okay,
nothing happened.

521
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,900
I know, but, I mean,
something could've happened,

522
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:39,176
we could've been killed,
you know?

523
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,267
You could've just given me
a little hint, you know?

524
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,540
Okay, next time, I'll tell you.

525
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,543
Take your kids out of the school
or something like that.

526
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,600
I'll tell you next time,
I'm sorry.

527
00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:49,133
You could've said something.

528
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,700
Um, let me call you back.

529
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,200
Do you have a minute?

530
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,033
Yeah.

531
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:58,467
Larry, I can't believe
that you knew

532
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,676
there was a terrorist threat
and that you didn't tell me.

533
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,743
Oh, here we go with this again.

534
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:02,500
Me?

535
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,067
I couldn't tell anyone.

536
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,066
I mean, I'm the person that's
here for you five days a week.

537
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,433
I've taken your laundry
and dry cleaning.

538
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:10,967
I didn't tell a lot of people.

539
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:13,600
I only told one person,
you know?

540
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:15,066
You've told me secrets before.

541
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,633
I'm sorry.

542
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,833
I'm sorry.

543
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:19,967
Now I have to have
everybody mad at me?

544
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,633
'Cause I didn't tell
everybody I know?

545
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,067
It's not my fault,
I told one person.

546
00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:28,500
Wanda is here,
she's in the restroom.

547
00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:29,633
She'll be out in a minute

548
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,909
and she'd like to
speak with you, Larry.

549
00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:32,733
Hey, big mouth!

550
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,900
What did I tell you, Larry?

551
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:42,167
Do you think this'll
get me out of the dog house?

552
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,767
This is hard to find.

553
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,567
You can smell that?

554
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,100
Yeah, oh yeah.

555
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,500
So, that's the one
that Wanda got.

556
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:49,500
That's it, yeah.

557
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:51,233
I just hope it does the trick.

558
00:21:51,267 --> 00:21:54,500
Paul and I spent the whole
weekend in palm Springs.

559
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,933
It was really a disruption.

560
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:57,767
Yeah.

561
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,633
To pack up and leave like that.

562
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,933
I'm sorry there
wasn't an attack.

563
00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:05,400
Well, Larry, I mean, I know that
you had the best of intentions.

564
00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:07,867
But my god, it was a huge
inconvenience for us.

565
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:10,733
Yeah, I was just trying
to save your life.

566
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,066
Yes, yes, I know.

567
00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:14,133
And we drove for
three hours to the desert

568
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,633
with the dog and the cats.

569
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,267
Four seasons was booked.

570
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,233
We ended up staying
at a super eight motel.

571
00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:20,367
It was awful.

572
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,300
I'm sorry I mentioned anything.

573
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,633
I tried to be a nice guy,

574
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,167
I'm trying to help
to save your life,

575
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,743
and then you have a terrible
weekend on my account.

576
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:28,967
Larry, Larry,
no, no, no, I understand.

577
00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:31,367
It would've been nice
if there was a small explosion,

578
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,833
something where nobody got hurt.

579
00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:35,467
A little, you know, a little
firecracker or something.

580
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,609
What happened with you guys?

581
00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:38,533
How did the n.R.D.C. Thing go?

582
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,300
Not too good.

583
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,733
What happened?

584
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:43,333
Nobody showed up.

585
00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,800
Why not?

586
00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:48,333
Everybody heard about
the terrorist attack

587
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,933
and left town.

588
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:54,066
Oh my god.

589
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,433
'Cause I didn't say anything,

590
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:57,333
I was wondering if perhaps

591
00:22:57,367 --> 00:22:58,843
you had mentioned
something to anyone.

592
00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:00,633
Me, why would I say anything?

593
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:02,300
You told me not to say anything.

594
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,700
Oh, that's terrible.

595
00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:07,700
Hey, it's Martin short.

596
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:08,633
Larry?

597
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,833
I know him.

598
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,267
Larry!

599
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,633
Lar...

600
00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:16,567
Marty.

601
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,633
Larry, oh, my god,
Larry, how are you?

602
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:21,400
Good, how you doing?

603
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,900
I'm good, how are you?

604
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,167
Good, how's your show doing
on the comedy central?

605
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,533
You do that big fat guy...

606
00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:27,600
Prime time glick, yes.

607
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,066
Prime time glick?

608
00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:30,209
How do you do that voice,
what is that, how does that?

609
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,333
I try and do it at home.

610
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:34,667
It's ranges that go high
and then go very low.

611
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,967
Ranges that go high
and then go very low.

612
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,567
No, but you're not going low.

613
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,967
High, very high.

614
00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:42,067
High.

615
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,066
No, that sounds like miss piggy.

616
00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:45,767
No, it's not that at all.

617
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,533
It's much more not
to pat myself on the back,

618
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:49,667
much more original.

619
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,767
Oh, my goodness, Larry David.

620
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,500
Oh, my goodness, Larry David.

621
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,933
How wonderful to see you.

622
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,233
How wonderful to see you.

623
00:23:56,267 --> 00:24:00,066
See you have that kind of,
that flat New York thing.

624
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:02,567
Well, let try,
let me try one more time.

625
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,700
High, and then low.

626
00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,333
And then be stunned
in the middle.

627
00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:10,567
No, no, now, see,
you've had a stroke.

628
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,900
You see, now, you don't want
to play a stroke victim.

629
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,267
Oh, Jesus.

630
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,367
You know what?

631
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,600
I left her hanging
in the store there,

632
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:20,800
she's gonna be mad.

633
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,933
There are more impersonations
I'd love to teach you.

634
00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:24,167
Well, good to see you.

635
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,500
Okay, good to see you, Larry.

636
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,767
Okay, b'bye.

637
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,833
Pick it up just a little closer.

638
00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:41,633
We may not even
need this actually.

639
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:42,867
Yeah, I don't know.

640
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,100
The acoustics are great
in this house.

641
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:46,600
And you would know because...

642
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:48,833
Well, we often have
Friday night services here.

643
00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:51,400
Oh, my god, this is so exciting.

644
00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:53,967
I am so excited.

645
00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:56,767
I mean, I'm acting
like I'm not thrilled

646
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,767
to be sitting here with you,

647
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,667
but I am just out
of my mind right now.

648
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,200
Me too, I've been
urinating all day.

649
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,367
Really?

650
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,533
That's the effect
I often have on people.

651
00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:07,967
You've got to be kidding me?!

652
00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:10,667
They invited
the reisers and not us?

653
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,233
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

654
00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:14,900
But I'm gonna do something.

655
00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:23,267
Thank you.

656
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,067
Oh, my god,
thanks for coming over,

657
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:26,143
and I can't wait for tonight.

658
00:25:26,167 --> 00:25:27,767
Yeah, me too, I'll see you guys.

659
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,467
Okay, see you later.

660
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,633
Alright.

661
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,133
Hey, you gonna do,
"you ought to know"?

662
00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:35,600
We can.

663
00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,400
Yeah, you want that one?

664
00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:38,267
Yeah.

665
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,067
Okay.

666
00:25:39,068 --> 00:25:40,133
That would be good.

667
00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:42,066
We haven't done it
in a while so we can do it.

668
00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:43,300
The unplugged version.

669
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,567
A lot of discussion
about that song.

670
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,367
Yeah, non-stop for a while.

671
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,233
It's dying down
a little bit, thank god.

672
00:25:50,267 --> 00:25:52,800
You never tell anybody, huh?

673
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:53,767
No.

674
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,200
I purposely don't tell anybody

675
00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:57,067
because it's not what
the song is written for.

676
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,533
I understand.

677
00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,067
Ever want to unburden yourself,

678
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,233
I just want you to know.

679
00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:04,300
I won't tell a soul
I won't even tell her.

680
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,933
Really? Absolutely.

681
00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:08,700
You guys don't have pillow talk
when you divulge things?

682
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,933
When people tell me something,
they only tell me.

683
00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:12,066
They don't tell both of us.

684
00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:13,067
Alright, that's cool.

685
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,867
I haven't really told anyone.

686
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,767
It would maybe good to...

687
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,500
Tell you.

688
00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:21,233
But you can't tell anybody.

689
00:26:21,267 --> 00:26:24,767
Don't worry, I won't say a word.

690
00:26:26,733 --> 00:26:28,333
( Tires screeching )

691
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,700
( Growling )

692
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:38,200
Mm, interesting.

693
00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:40,066
So that's what it is.

694
00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:41,133
So, I'll see you later.

695
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,267
Alright, see you later.

696
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,667
Yeah, bye.

697
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,066
What did I miss?

698
00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:48,309
Oh, she's just telling me
about what songs

699
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,233
she's gonna do and all that.

700
00:26:49,267 --> 00:26:50,600
Oh, okay.

701
00:26:50,633 --> 00:26:53,066
Well, I'm gonna make these guys
a sandwich real quick.

702
00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:54,067
Do you want something?

703
00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:54,800
No.

704
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:55,633
No, you're good?

705
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:57,800
Yeah. Okay.

706
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:01,066
Why don't you guys
come back here with me

707
00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:02,300
and we'll see what I can do.

708
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,066
Thanks, cool.

709
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:06,600
( Tires screeching
and car crashing )

710
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:09,433
Jesus.

711
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:11,300
Jesus, you didn't
even freaking look.

712
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,933
You come flying down the hill.

713
00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,943
You were going 1,000 miles
an hour on the left side,

714
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,500
what is this, Australia?

715
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:17,300
Are you okay?

716
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,066
Yes, I'm okay, my neck hurts.

717
00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:20,500
This is a Cadillac, a c.T.S.

718
00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:21,800
This is a brand new car.

719
00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,066
You're trying to sabotage
the event, aren't you?

720
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:25,733
Well, by the way,
thanks for inviting us.

721
00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:26,500
Freak you.

722
00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:27,367
Freak you!

723
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,567
Freak you! Freak you!

724
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:34,867
* but this won't work now
the way it once did *

725
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:40,233
* and I won't keep it up
even though I would love to *

726
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:44,933
* once I know who I'm not
then I'll know who I am *

727
00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:49,567
* but I know I won't
keep on playing the victim *

728
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:53,833
( applause )

729
00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:05,200
Thank you so much,
under the circumstances...

730
00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:07,133
Mindy Reiser's been
snubbing me all night.

731
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,200
She has?

732
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:10,133
Yeah, she won't even look at me.

733
00:28:10,167 --> 00:28:12,066
Because of
the Martin short thing?

734
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,200
Yeah.

735
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,067
I turned it around,
and then I do it again.

736
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,300
Mm.

737
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,509
I think we have one song left.

738
00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:19,967
And it's a song that
was specially requested,

739
00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,567
and it's called
"you ought to know".

740
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,067
It goes something like this.

741
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:33,333
* I want you to know

742
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:38,733
* that I'm happy for you

743
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,600
excuse me, sir.

744
00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,167
Excuse me.

745
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:50,100
( Whispering ) I know
who this song is about.

746
00:28:56,667 --> 00:29:00,433
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747
00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:04,600
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748
00:29:06,067 --> 00:29:09,600
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