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Didn't think I was
gonna find out, huh?

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Is that what you thought?

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If you were me,

4
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you wouldn't have found out
'cause you're stupid.

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You guys are fucking stupid.

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I have a gambling problem.

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You have a gambling problem?

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Shut the fuck up!

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Shut the fuck up!

10
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Got a little greedy?!

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I'm sorry, boss.

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You're sorry, you're sorry!

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I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry!

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'Cause you fucking morons
fucked up!

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You're sorry!

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Here, you want the money?

17
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Is that what you want?

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You want money
you fucking idiots?

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Here, take the money,
here, go ahead!

20
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Here go ahead,
take the fucking money!

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You fucking idiots!

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Take it, take it,
take the fucking money!

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Here, take it,
is that what you want?!

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Take the fucking...

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Come here,
you fucking cocksucker.

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I'm scared of heights, boss.

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And cut!

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( Male ) cut!

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Larry, alright.

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The still photographer
was right in my way.

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Huh?

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The video went in and out.

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It broke off, please,
take care of the video,

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will you for me, Joe,
because I can't see the thing.

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From what I could tell,
from what I could hear...

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What you could tell,
you missed the whole tape?

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Oh, no, no,
it's great, it's great.

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I think you need more money.

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This isn't enough,
I need more money.

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I think he needs more money.

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Every take I don't
have enough money.

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Yeah, give him another...

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Well, I think it's really
developing very, very well,

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and particularly the end, what I'd
like to get into more quickly

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is the threat of the violence.

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Okay, okay,
well, let me do this.

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Let me take out gino's balls
in a plastic bag.

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Take it out of my pocket,
hold up his balls.

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The balls will never read.

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They're not gonna read as well.

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No, balls will read,
why won't balls read?

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Oh, so, what do you got them
in plastic you mean?

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They'll be in a plastic bag
with some, uh, what is it?

54
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Formaldehyde or something?

55
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Yeah, but it's, like,
a little graphic for this.

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Because I'd rather,
that's a big thing to do.

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What's the matter with you,
do you know what you're doing?

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Do you really know
what you're doing?

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This is just the threat
of the violence, okay?

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What I'm concerned about,

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if this guy says something
to you, you should slap him.

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Like what?

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Just, like, a little, yeah,
don't talk to me until I finish.

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Yeah, that kind of thing.

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No, that's too hard.

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How many takes are we gonna do?

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Two more.

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Two more? Two more.

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You shoot too much, Marty.

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No, it's getting better
and better each time.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Joe, two more takes,
one right after the other.

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Same slate.

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We get the energy better
on the second take that way.

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You know, "Seinfeld" we did
two takes and we were done.

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We're just getting into it,
it's rich.

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It's getting better and better
every time you do it.

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Alright, try and watch
this one, okay?

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No, I was gonna watch,

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but I couldn't get away
from the ear phones.

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Well, then cut it or something.

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No, you were going wow,
you were doing really good.

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I'm not gonna break it up.

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Alright.

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What did he say?

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Listen...

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No, no, what was he saying?

88
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What was Martin scorsese
saying to you?

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I don't know, I don't know.

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He has this little
way of talking to me

91
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where it's subtle but the...

92
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He doesn't like it?

93
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I don't know, it's hard to tell.

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Did my father call?

95
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Oh, no, he hasn't called yet.

96
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But, you know what,
it's still early in L.A.

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I don't know why he hasn't
called me back, do you know?

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My mother's sick,
he should really call me back,

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I don't get it.

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I know, I know.

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It's just hard to take anything
you say seriously right now.

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You just look crazy.

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I don't know if we're
going to make this plane.

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I really don't know.

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He does too many takes.

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Alright, Marty, what's going on?

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You ready, let's go.

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Let's get ready please,
here we go.

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Come on.

110
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It's kind of nice
to be home, isn't it?

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Sure, we should've made a,
I think we should've made a...

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Honey, it's okay.

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I don't know what he's doing.

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He's fine.

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I think I want to stop
my father's on the way back.

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I'll have the cab stop
and uh, drop me off

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and you can take it back home.

118
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Oh, okay, just to check in?

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Yeah, it's weird that
he hasn't called me back.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Okay.

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Um, listen, we're gonna
make a stop first.

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I'm gonna get dropped off.

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Okay, that's good.

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Very good.

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Alright, honey.

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Hey, dad.

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Oh, yeah.

129
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Good, how you doing?

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Alright, doing fine, yeah.

131
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So how'd you get here?

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I had the cab drop me off
on the way back from the airport

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and Cheryl took it on home.

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Hey, I could've
picked you up, you know.

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Look at this place.

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Yeah.

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Very nice, looks like you've
been living here for a while.

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Well, listen,
you look good here.

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How you doing, okay?

140
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Yeah.

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I called you a couple of times,
you never got back to me.

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Well, I was busy,
you know, I got busy.

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You got busy, what do
you mean, you got busy?

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What are you doing,
you're so busy?

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Let me make you
a cup of coffee, huh?

146
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Ah, I don't want any coffee.

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No, I just got a chance
to check up on you.

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How's mom doing?

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Oh, well, you know
how people do.

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So, uh, tell me about New York!

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Did you have a good time
in New York?

152
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Um...

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I mean, you busy?

154
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What's, you seem very jumpy.

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What's the matter with you?

156
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Well, you know, I didn't
expect you to come in today.

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I really didn't know
you were here.

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Where's mom?

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Well, uh, your mother.

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Yeah, well, I'll tell you
all about your mother, you know.

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After all, you know,
we brought her back.

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You know, your mother,
she got sicker

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and we had to bring her
back to the hospital.

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She's in the hospital?

165
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Yeah, well, not now, not now.

166
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But we had to bring her
back for a while.

167
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Oh, well, why didn't you,

168
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why didn't you even tell me,
you didn't even call me.

169
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Well, she didn't want
to bother you.

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You know how she is.

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She said, don't bother him.

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He's in New York
and let him enjoy himself.

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She didn't want
to spoil your trip.

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But, she's not
in the hospital now.

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So, that's over with,
don't worry about that.

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So, she's feeling better?

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Well, in a way.

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She did warn me.

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She said if anything happens
to me, don't bother Larry.

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Because he's in New York
and he wants to enjoy it.

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So then, after a day or two,

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nobody goes on forever
and ever and ever.

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And, you're not gonna,
I'm not gonna go on.

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Is she dead?

185
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Uh, yeah.

186
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Dead, dead, she's dead.

187
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And she didn't want me
to bother you.

188
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What does that mean?

189
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Well, you were in New York,
you were having a good time,

190
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so, we didn't call.

191
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When did she die?

192
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Let's see, the funeral
was on Monday...

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The what?

194
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So, she had to die on...

195
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Funeral? Yeah, funeral.

196
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Well, why wasn't,
I'm not at the funeral?

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What do you mean,
Monday was the funeral?

198
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Well, Monday was the funeral.

199
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Well, why wasn't I
at the funeral?

200
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Why didn't you call me?

201
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She told me not to bother you...

202
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She told you not to bother me,
what is that supposed to mean?

203
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You were in New York,
you were busy.

204
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So what, what do you mean,
I was busy, you give me a call!

205
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You didn't call me?

206
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You didn't call me
to tell me my mother died?

207
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The last words she said to me,
if anything happens to me,

208
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you don't bother Larry.

209
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You don't spoil
his trip to New York.

210
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Insane!

211
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The woman did not
want to bother you.

212
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I missed her funeral because
she told you not to call me?

213
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Is that what you're telling me?!

214
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That's right!

215
00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:09,400
Who's that, Larry?

216
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My condolences.

217
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Your cousin.

218
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How are you?

219
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Hi, Andy.

220
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I'm sorry, I really am,
heard you were in New York.

221
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You missed a good one.

222
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This was really a nice, nice...

223
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Oh, well, I'm sorry I missed it.

224
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Perhaps had I been informed,

225
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I may have been able
to attend my mother's funeral.

226
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It was beautiful, very nice.

227
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Very well attended,
rabbi spoke beautifully.

228
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Like a friend.

229
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I noticed you called Andy
in New York, and he flew in.

230
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Your mother didn't say
not to call Andy.

231
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She said not to call you,
that's all she ever said.

232
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Why didn't you call me
when you were there?

233
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It would have been nice
if you called.

234
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You know, I was busy,
Andy, I couldn't see you.

235
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No, no, I'm not talking
about that, just call me.

236
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I figure if you're in town
just call me and say,

237
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oh, I don't need to see you,
I don't need to come visit.

238
00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:02,433
I know, but what's
the difference?

239
00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:03,900
I could call you
when I'm in L.A.

240
00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:05,300
I don't see the logic to it.

241
00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,733
No, you know what
I'm talking about.

242
00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,376
Don't be a putz,
what are you talking about?

243
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,967
I don't know what
you're talking about?

244
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Are you out of your mind?

245
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If you go to Florida, you're not
gonna call aunt Cher?

246
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Not necessarily.

247
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Oh, you come to town,
you give me a call.

248
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If I can't see you
there's no point in calling.

249
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I didn't want to see you, don't,
what is the matter with you?

250
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Two people related to each
other, two people, two cousins,

251
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and you're arguing this way?

252
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Okay, forget, I'm sorry
I didn't call you in New York.

253
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I'm sorry you didn't either.

254
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It would have been nice
to hear your voice.

255
00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,633
Let me show you who was
there at this funeral.

256
00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,833
Everybody was there,
my goodness.

257
00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:41,100
You know, your
uncle Harold was there.

258
00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:44,066
He told his joke, his famous
joke that he always tells.

259
00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:46,167
Yeah, yeah, about the temple,
I know, I know, yeah.

260
00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,800
Yeah, yeah, Abe Lincoln,
he's Jewish.

261
00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:50,233
And the food was very good.

262
00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:51,576
The food the first night
was not so good.

263
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,533
It was just deli.

264
00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:54,133
But I'll tell you,
people brought over,

265
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,066
we still got some stuff
in the fridge, it's delicious.

266
00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,600
Yes, we have a lot
of hard-boiled eggs.

267
00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:00,066
And the eulogy was nice?

268
00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:00,967
It was beautiful.

269
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,567
Take a look at how wonderful.

270
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,533
A lot of people turned out.

271
00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:07,333
"Beautiful service,
sorry about your loss.

272
00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,767
Where's Larry?"

273
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:19,133
The sessons called
to send their condolences.

274
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,600
Who else called?

275
00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:21,900
You know, we don't have to...

276
00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:23,400
Well, no, who called?

277
00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,233
Michael adler called.

278
00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:29,767
And he wants to have lunch
with you, uh...

279
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,300
I haven't spoken to this guy
in about five years.

280
00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,776
Oh, what does he want
to have lunch with me for?

281
00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,400
I don't know.

282
00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:39,533
Caruso's called,
your suit is ready.

283
00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:42,533
Which is actually good
because you're gonna need it

284
00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,233
for Julie blum's bat mitzvah.

285
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,967
And the mandells are...

286
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,433
Oh, that bat mitzvah, oh, god.

287
00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,833
Is there anything worse?

288
00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,833
Can you think of anything worse?

289
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,133
Go ahead, what else?

290
00:09:57,167 --> 00:10:01,633
And the mandells want
to confirm dinner on Saturday.

291
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,700
Okay.

292
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:06,367
No, that's not happening.

293
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,000
Cancel it.

294
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,933
No dinner with...

295
00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:11,833
No, can't do that.

296
00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,009
And what do you want me
to tell them?

297
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,833
I don't care, tell them
whatever you want.

298
00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,233
Okay.

299
00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,133
Hi.

300
00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:24,533
Mary, hi, it's Cheryl David.

301
00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:28,500
We're not gonna be able
to do dinner on Saturday.

302
00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:31,533
Well, I'm sorry to say, but...

303
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,300
Larry's mother just passed away.

304
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:38,567
And we're just going
to take some time with that.

305
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,167
Okay, thank you.

306
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,200
Okay, b'bye.

307
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,967
What did she say?

308
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,300
She said she's very sorry
to hear about your mother.

309
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,900
Really?

310
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,933
Yeah, and she
completely understood.

311
00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:53,400
Hmph.

312
00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:56,100
Michael.

313
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,467
Larry David.

314
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,767
Pretty good.

315
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:04,367
I'd love to, but you know what?

316
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,767
My mom died.

317
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,533
Yeah.

318
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:12,533
So, I'm just not gonna
be doing much for a while.

319
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,267
Okay, yeah, absolutely.

320
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,600
As soon as I get it together.

321
00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,800
Hi.

322
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,633
It's Larry David.

323
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:24,066
Hey, I'll bet Julie's
pretty excited

324
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,833
about that bat mitzvah, huh?

325
00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:30,100
Unfortunately, we're not
gonna be able to make it.

326
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:32,500
Well...

327
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:34,367
My mother died.

328
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:38,066
Tell Julie good luck,
sorry I can't be there.

329
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,567
And mazel tov.

330
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,100
You too, darling.

331
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:49,167
Larry, how did you ever land
this role in this film?

332
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,333
It's like unbelievable to me.

333
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:54,600
I mean, I'm happy for you,
but how did that happen?

334
00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:58,500
He saw me at the...

335
00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,066
At the improv
screaming at the audience

336
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,333
one night in New York.

337
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,133
You mean ages ago?

338
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,433
Yeah, ages ago.

339
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:05,600
And he remembered that?

340
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,200
And he remembered that
because I was having it out

341
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,043
with this guy in the audience,
and he thought, like,

342
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:13,066
I could play this tough Jew,
I don't know, it was weird.

343
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,400
Congratulations.

344
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,100
Thank you.

345
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,833
Fucking unbelievable.

346
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:19,200
Maybe I should hang out by
his house and scream and yell.

347
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,567
No, that's great.

348
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,909
Speaking of screaming
and yelling, you know,

349
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:24,367
I'm trying to calm down
a little bit.

350
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,167
So I decided, don't mock.

351
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,367
I'm gonna start this,
I've never done it before,

352
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,600
to meditate.

353
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,066
You know, I used to do it.

354
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,067
Did you know that?

355
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,067
I vaguely remember.

356
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,167
Yeah, I used to do it.

357
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,133
What do you do actually?

358
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:39,200
You get mantra, you know.

359
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,066
And you just, you repeat
this mantra in your head?

360
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,067
You repeat it?

361
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,833
Yeah, you say it over
and over again.

362
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:45,500
Where do you get these mantras?

363
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,100
I got it from a yoga instructor.

364
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,633
Oh, I'm not gonna,
what do I have to,

365
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,367
sign up for a yoga class
or a mantra class?

366
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,367
You could say anything you want.

367
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,066
You could give yourself
your own mantra.

368
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:57,066
Hey, you want a mantra,
I'll give you a mantra.

369
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,700
Lonely, lonely,

370
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:03,500
lonely. Lonely...

371
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,633
Yeah, just keep repeating it.

372
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,200
You want mine,
I'll give you mine.

373
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,333
Is that allowed?

374
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,167
Yeah, who's gonna stop us?

375
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,567
Nobody.

376
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,800
It's totally applicable.

377
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,067
What is your mantra?

378
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,700
Okay.

379
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,733
Actually...

380
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,067
Are you taking it back?

381
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,133
No, I'm telling you.

382
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:25,133
That's it? Ji...

383
00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,200
Ji ya.

384
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,567
Ji ya, what does it mean?

385
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,667
I have no idea.

386
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,309
But you keep repeating it
over and over again.

387
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,733
Ji ya, ji ya, ji ya.

388
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,067
You know, half an hour.

389
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,967
20 minutes, half an hour, ji...

390
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,767
What? Oh, shit.

391
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,200
Oh, this guy, it's windell.

392
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:40,267
He spotted me.

393
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,576
Oh, he's gonna want
to do a stop and chat.

394
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,643
Don't, don't,
don't go, don't go.

395
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,833
Oh, my god, I got to, uh...

396
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:45,800
Oh, what a fuck.

397
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,600
I got a lot of shopping to do.

398
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:48,933
Have a blast.

399
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,967
Hey, Larry. Hey, ed.

400
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,367
Good to see you,
what a surprise.

401
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,800
Good place, isn't it?

402
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,933
Yeah, we're clothes shopping
and I had to get out of there.

403
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,600
You know, little delee,
"the Princess".

404
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,900
She's holding up
these two things.

405
00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:04,733
Which makes me look
more grown up, daddy?

406
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:09,267
You know...

407
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,300
My mother...

408
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,767
Just died.

409
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,833
Oh, Larry, I'm so sorry.

410
00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:17,167
I kind of need to be alone
with my own thoughts.

411
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,100
Oh, absolutely, jeez,
oh, bless your heart.

412
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,833
Our thoughts are with you.

413
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,800
Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

414
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,067
Excuse me.

415
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,600
Yep?

416
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:49,600
I'm looking for my mother's
grave, Adelle David.

417
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,400
She was just buried.

418
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,833
Uh, yeah, yeah.

419
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:55,467
I think it's right over, it's
supposed to be right over there.

420
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,767
Yeah, she got moved,
special section.

421
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,767
Well, what's special section?

422
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,800
You'd better talk
to the general manager.

423
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:06,133
Take a right down here and it's
the first building on the right.

424
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,200
My mother was moved
to a special section?

425
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:18,400
Yes, evidently
you were out of town.

426
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:21,100
Well, I would've been here,
but I wasn't informed about it.

427
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,400
Well, obviously.

428
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:26,066
We have a section reserved
for people who...

429
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,433
Well, who just don't qualify for

430
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,200
the intermit consecrated ground.

431
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:36,066
It's a place where we put
the villains, the suicides,

432
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,900
the gentiles who are
from mixed marriages...

433
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,467
Okay, okay.

434
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,100
This is a horrendous
mistake, okay?

435
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,500
Let me explain, please.

436
00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:49,233
When shamash examined her,
he found that she had a tattoo

437
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:51,667
on the, uh...

438
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,167
Tattoo?

439
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,267
My mother had a tattoo?

440
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,667
Yes, sir.

441
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,467
It's on the right cheek of her
right buttock if you will.

442
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,333
My mother had a tattoo
on her ass?

443
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,900
On her right buttock,
yes, sir, uh, now...

444
00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:09,667
So, what if she did
have a tattoo, so what?

445
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,833
According to labidicus,
you shall not make any gashes

446
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,867
in your flesh for the dead,
nor incise yourself.

447
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,100
In other words, to adorn
oneself in such a manner,

448
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,800
was found by nomamedes
many, many, many years ago

449
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:26,933
of course, to be an offense
which would disqualify

450
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:29,733
such a person from burial
in consecrated ground.

451
00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:33,433
Okay.

452
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:36,633
Look, I wasn't here,
I should've been here.

453
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,307
My father, for some
reason didn't call me.

454
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,833
Your dad was here.

455
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,243
If I was here, this never
would've happened.

456
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:45,066
Now, sir, I'm here now
and I'd like to rectify this.

457
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:48,200
I'd like to get her
where she's supposed to be,

458
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,700
where we paid for her plot.

459
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:52,167
Now, if there was some
youthful indiscretion,

460
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,633
and she got this tattoo,
which I still can't even

461
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,367
hardly believe my ears
when you even tell me this.

462
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,066
But okay, say she does have
this tattoo over there.

463
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:04,767
You know, so, come on.

464
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,100
So what?

465
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,433
There's nothing I can do, sir.

466
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:11,167
The law is the law.

467
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,066
That's two things
you didn't tell me.

468
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:22,467
Alright, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, what can I do?

469
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,367
Well, what are we gonna do

470
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,676
about this
special section thing?

471
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,667
We can't keep her there.

472
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,967
This is ridiculous.

473
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,667
Well, that's true,
I don't understand this.

474
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,567
But they have
this special section.

475
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,509
It's the stupidest, stupidest
thing I ever heard of.

476
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,500
I agree with you totally.

477
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,066
I've never heard of
anything so insane.

478
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,833
I have heard of it.

479
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:41,333
She would be sick
to her stomach if she knew.

480
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,867
Yes, she would be upset.

481
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:46,100
You know what, bottom line is,
she'd be sick to her stomach.

482
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,533
When did you get this tattoo?

483
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,333
Oh, the tattoo, well,
we were just married.

484
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,467
We walked down
the boardwalk over there.

485
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,700
She saw a tattoo parlor.

486
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:54,867
She said, hey, let's do it.

487
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,400
Your parents had tattoos.

488
00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:58,500
With our names.

489
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:01,433
That was an epic words of love.

490
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,967
A real show of love.

491
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:06,267
I mean, I can't imagine,
my parents making love.

492
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,900
I can't imagine you making love.

493
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:09,967
Well, wow.

494
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,467
Ha-ha.

495
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,700
Well, that looks good.

496
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,066
Well, thank you.

497
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,433
Thank you very much.

498
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:16,167
Thank you, honey.

499
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,067
So, what's for dinner?

500
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,067
Turkey.

501
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,400
Ah, no, I had Turkey for lunch.

502
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,133
Oh, well...

503
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,133
It's alright, it's okay.

504
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,100
I'm gonna go check
on that Turkey.

505
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,167
I'll take whatever you have.

506
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,600
Thank you, ned.

507
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,300
Bad call, huh?

508
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,700
Having Turkey for lunch?

509
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,533
Well, who knew? I didn't know.

510
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,066
You doubled up.

511
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,933
What am I gonna do,
order Chinese food in L.A.?

512
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:47,066
Why, you can't order
Chinese food in L.A.?

513
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,467
There's no good
Chinese food in L.A.

514
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,167
Right, 'cause all the good
Chinese cooks went to New York.

515
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,933
A country of one billion people,

516
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:56,200
they couldn't send over
one good chef to Los Angeles.

517
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,133
How can you possibly be arguing

518
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:01,400
the quality of good Chinese food
in L.A. versus New York?

519
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,867
Alright, fine.

520
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,100
You know what,
come here, come here.

521
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,733
Alright, here's my idea, okay.

522
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:20,367
I want to get,
I want to move her body.

523
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,400
I want to move the body
to where it's supposed to be,

524
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:27,367
because mom would not want
to be there, it's not right.

525
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,433
I feel terrible about it.

526
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,767
And, um...

527
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,567
How do you move,
how do you move her?

528
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,833
I'm gonna try
and pay off the grave digger.

529
00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:36,667
Wow.

530
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,500
That does not sound
like a good idea.

531
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,900
I think it sounds fantastic.

532
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,767
It's not dangerous because
I don't have to do anything,

533
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,100
but pay off the grave digger,
and that's all I have to do.

534
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,567
I think I can do it.

535
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,300
If he takes the money, fine,
if not, well, at least I tried.

536
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,809
You think you can get
this man to dig it up?

537
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,776
I don't know, I think if you
offer somebody enough money,

538
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,767
they'll do it.

539
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,576
I got to tell you,
we tried everything we could.

540
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,209
We talked to these people,
they would have none of it.

541
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:01,967
If you can pay this guy off,
I say go, go do it.

542
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,133
I'd like to contribute.

543
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,133
I'd like to contribute
a few dollars.

544
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,033
You're not contributing in.

545
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,543
You mean this whole
tattoo thing is just...

546
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:11,233
I agree with you,
I agree with you completely.

547
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:12,609
Honest to god,
I think it's a great...

548
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:13,700
I think it's terrible.

549
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,200
Quiet, quiet.

550
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:17,033
We'll do it.

551
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,267
No, I think it's a great idea.

552
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,967
It's a great idea.

553
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,200
Scary idea.

554
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,367
( Lewis thinking )
ji ya, ji ya, ji ya.

555
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,800
( Phone ringing )

556
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,567
Yeah, who is it?

557
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,400
It's me.

558
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,200
Yeah. I.d.?

559
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:44,967
I can't, I, I...

560
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,200
What's the matter, huh?

561
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:50,467
I'm meditating.

562
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,867
Oh, my god, you're kidding.

563
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,700
No, I'm just getting into this
and it's starting to work.

564
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,276
I just didn't, I forgot
to turn the phone off.

565
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,533
I'm just so pissed off.

566
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:58,733
Oh, I'm sorry.

567
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,733
Actually, that's kind of
what I'm calling about.

568
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:01,733
About what?

569
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,367
I was calling about the mantra.

570
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,233
What about the mantra?

571
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,067
It's good by the way,
it's working.

572
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,633
I have to call to see,
maybe I could get it back.

573
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,900
Get it back?

574
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:16,066
What is that, you gave it to me?

575
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,767
But I changed my mind,
I'd like to get it back.

576
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,267
You can't be
an east Indian-giver.

577
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:24,467
Well, I know, I had it first,
kind of, you know.

578
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,909
Yeah, you did,
but you let me have it.

579
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:28,066
And now it's part
of my whole being.

580
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:31,100
My essence screams
of this mantra.

581
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,300
And it's been working.

582
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,767
You know, really Larry,
it's not fair.

583
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,500
Well, what about
splitting it with me?

584
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:40,133
Splitting it, what is this,
a time share in the Hamptons?

585
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,533
You don't split a mantra.

586
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,267
Well, who said you can't
split a mantra, why can't you?

587
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,633
It strikes me as being a tad,
you know, homosexual.

588
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:48,667
It's not a gay thing.

589
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,267
No, I mean,
we're not homosexual.

590
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,776
You don't have to tell me,
I'm not a homosexual.

591
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,133
I know I'm not a homosexual.

592
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,443
I know, but I'm really having
a difficult time giving it back.

593
00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,833
I mean, you did a nice turn,
and, you know,

594
00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,800
and now, you're reneging,
you know?

595
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,600
It's just that, you know,
my mother just died.

596
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:07,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

597
00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:08,533
Alright, fine.

598
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,500
Yeah?

599
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,167
Oh, fabulous.

600
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,209
Don't even think twice about it.

601
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,333
Alright, great,
so we'll split it.

602
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,333
Yeah, alright, okay, no problem.

603
00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:18,900
Alright, man, bye.

604
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,400
Who's that?

605
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,367
Lewis.

606
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,167
Lewis, how's Lewis?

607
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,367
He's good.

608
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,767
Yeah?

609
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,167
I am exhausted.

610
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,433
Oh, okay.

611
00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:34,167
Goodnight, honey.

612
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,533
Goodnight?

613
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,900
Really, goodnight?

614
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,400
Goodnight.

615
00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:44,467
What are you doing?

616
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,333
What am I doing?

617
00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:47,533
No, no, please.

618
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,967
Honey, I just showered.

619
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,066
What, so what, that's good,
that's good for me.

620
00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:53,400
I don't feel like getting
into all that right now.

621
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:54,500
What, why not?

622
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:55,667
I'm very tired.

623
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,633
You're kidding. Nope.

624
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,367
Really? Mm-hmm.

625
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:07,433
You know, it was just that I've
been going through a rough time.

626
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,567
Well, with my mother and all.

627
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:15,700
I didn't even have
a chance to say good-bye.

628
00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:18,800
Oh, honey.

629
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,667
Hey!

630
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,833
How you doing?

631
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,067
Remember me?

632
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,233
Alright.

633
00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:50,267
Meet me at the grave.

634
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,667
Eight o'clock tonight.

635
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:56,667
You better bring
some friends to help.

636
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,066
Help what?

637
00:23:58,067 --> 00:23:59,367
Dig.

638
00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:04,567
All these stones look alike.

639
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,467
Completely, completely lost.

640
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,767
Watch your feet.

641
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,276
Because you step on one of
these things, you'll trip...

642
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,833
Hey, over here.

643
00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:13,933
Hey.

644
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:16,867
Hey!

645
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:21,400
You're late.

646
00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:23,900
Yeah, well, we got kind of lost.

647
00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:26,066
Welcome to the special section.

648
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,900
Oh, my god.

649
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:31,267
Here you go, gentlemen.

650
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:31,867
Thank you.

651
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,600
Enjoy your work.

652
00:24:33,633 --> 00:24:34,233
Thank you.

653
00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:37,600
Hey, what about you?

654
00:24:37,633 --> 00:24:40,867
I only got four shovels.

655
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:43,533
Asshole.

656
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:44,567
Alright.

657
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:49,833
( Music playing )

658
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:31,100
( David thinking ) ji ya.

659
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,967
Ji ya.

660
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:38,867
Ji ya, ji ya, ji ya.

661
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:42,433
* ji ya, ji ya, ji ya,
I made it out of Clay *

662
00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:45,333
* and when it's dry and ready,
oh, ji ya I will play *

663
00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:48,066
* yo, ji ya, ji ya,
ji ya, ya ji ya ji ji ji *

664
00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,633
( knocking )

665
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,667
Who is it?

666
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:57,367
Your friend, Richard Lewis.

667
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,667
Oh, Richie boy!

668
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,133
Larry.

669
00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:03,667
Oh, a little pop-in, huh?

670
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,067
Yeah, a little bit of a pop-in.

671
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,133
No call?

672
00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:08,700
No, happy?

673
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:12,333
I don't know what
you're talking about.

674
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:16,333
The mantra that
you so nicely lent to me,

675
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:20,233
that I said,
maybe 400,000 times.

676
00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,567
Ji ya, what, what?

677
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,467
I found out what it meant
from some chick

678
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,967
who does this meditation stuff.

679
00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:26,067
What does it mean?

680
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,633
Well, you can take ji ya,
and take that mantra

681
00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:29,967
and shove it up your ass.

682
00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:30,900
You know what it means?

683
00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:32,433
No, what does it mean?

684
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,567
Fuck me.

685
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,066
Fuck me!

686
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:40,133
Fuck you!

687
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,300
Hmm.

688
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,633
( Birds chirping )

689
00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:54,833
Beautiful day, isn't it?

690
00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:56,600
Yes, it is.

691
00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:58,600
You hear the birds?

692
00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,100
Mm-hm.

693
00:27:00,133 --> 00:27:05,600
Sometimes, I like
to pretend that I'm deaf.

694
00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:08,467
And I try (imagine
what it would be like.

695
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,400
Right.

696
00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,233
Not to be able to hear them.

697
00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:13,767
It's not so bad.

698
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,067
( Knocking )

699
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,133
You expecting somebody?

700
00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,133
No.

701
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,633
Hmm.

702
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:33,633
Hi.

703
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,176
( Male ) can we come in
and talk to you please?

704
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,633
Oh, uh, sure.

705
00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,066
You don't mind? Thank you.

706
00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:41,100
We're looking for a Larry David,
ma'am, can you help us?

707
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:43,066
Oh, why?

708
00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,500
Is he here, ma'am?

709
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:47,567
Well, I'm just wondering
what this is about.

710
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,676
We need to speak
with him, ma'am.

711
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,500
Hey, hey, that's him,
that's the guy.

712
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:53,667
Mr. David?

713
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,400
We're gonna need you
to come with us, sir.

714
00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:58,500
What are you talking about?

715
00:27:58,533 --> 00:28:00,843
Evidently you've been passing
some bad bills around town, sir.

716
00:28:00,867 --> 00:28:01,833
Can you help us out with that?

717
00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:03,100
Counterfeit bills, sir.

718
00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:04,733
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

719
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,066
Counterfeit bills.

720
00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:12,800
Oh, oh, okay, alright.

721
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,043
Okay, I know what happened here.

722
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,233
I was in this movie.

723
00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:17,333
And they gave me this money,
this counterfeit money.

724
00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:18,333
I understand.

725
00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:19,700
And, and, no, I'll, look.

726
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:20,500
Relax your arms, sir.

727
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,066
What, you can't be serious.

728
00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:24,066
I'll give you the money,
I'll give you real money.

729
00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:25,800
No, but I'll give you
real money.

730
00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:28,600
My mother died, my mother died!

731
00:28:28,633 --> 00:28:30,700
I'm very sorry.

732
00:28:30,733 --> 00:28:32,933
Ji ya!

733
00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:34,700
Ji ya!

734
00:28:34,733 --> 00:28:39,867
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735
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