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It's something a Kentucky farmer
says she's never seen before.

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A hand taking newborn puppies
under her wing.

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So, guess who canceled
lunch with me again?

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Susie Greene.

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Really?

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Yeah, and this time,

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the excuse was she had
to go to the dentist.

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So, she had to go
to the dentist.

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Okay, that's bullshit.

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That's like the adult equivalent
of the dog ate my homework.

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I'm not making
anymore dates with her.

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She's done it to me before.

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I mean, if she doesn't
want to go to lunch,

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why doesn't she just say,
you know what,

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I'd rather not go
to lunch with you?

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Well, maybe she was
telling the truth.

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I don't think so.

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( Coughing )

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Listen, are you going
to your office tomorrow?

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Can you do me a favor?

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Maybe.

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Can't you just say yes?

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No.

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What kind of favor
am I gonna ask you

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that you wouldn't say yes to?

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What do you want?

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Well, I just saw the osteopath
today about my cough

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and he told me I should
get some colon cleanse.

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It's actually called
colon cleanse.

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It helps the whole system

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and he said it will flush,
literally flush it out.

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What does that have
to do with a cough?

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I don't understand that.

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But he says it'll
knock it out like that.

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So, please, will you
do that for me?

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Alright.

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Speaking of good eating,

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here's Andy portico with
this week's restaurant review.

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Andy?

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Oh, Andy portico's
reviewing a new restaurant.

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Today I'll be talking about
stuffing your face again.

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I don't think I've eaten as
badly since I was in the army

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and at least then
I had my youth.

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Asshole.

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People could've learned
something from army food.

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Oh my god.

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I'd rather eat "c" rations...

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This guy is so brutal.

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Than the swill they serve
in this place.

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It's a criminal enterprise,
not a restaurant

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and all these people
should be...

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This place is gonna
be closed in two days.

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All because of this.

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He's coming to the opening
next week.

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Really? Yeah.

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But you repaired all the...

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All the digging, yeah,
shh, quiet.

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I'm gonna have to give it
a big two thumbs down.

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What a surprise!

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I'm Andy portico,
thanks for watching.

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Isn't that clever?

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Yeah.

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The thumbs down.

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It's real original,
the thumbs down.

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I mean, it's really awful
that this guy's, you know,

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he's controlling the fate
of our restaurant practically.

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I know, it's so subjective,
isn't it?

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It's terrible.

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How does he decide?

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Guy couldn't get dates.

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He takes it out on
the rest of the world.

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I couldn't get dates, you don't
see me taking it out on anybody.

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Oh, really? Yeah.

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I don't know about that.

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But, listen, don't you know
somebody who knows him?

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Could put in a good word.

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You know, Jeff's daughter

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actually goes to
the same school as his son.

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Oh, that's a start, right?

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Ah, Jeff's not
gonna say anything.

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( Coughing )

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Goodnight.

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What the hell are you kissing me
goodnight for with that cough?

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Can you get the lights please?

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You know how bookstores
make you feel stupid?

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Yeah.

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Well, health food stores
really make me feel unhealthy.

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Hey, what's this bullshit,
by the way?

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Susie making up this story
about going to the dentist.

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She had a dentist appointment.

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Well, 'cause Cheryl doesn't
believe a word of it.

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I was with her.

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Yeah, she keeps breaking
these appointments with Cheryl.

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I was with her,
what do you want?

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I can't find
this colon cleanser.

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Ask somebody.

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We've been up and down
the store 10 times.

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Ask somebody, that's why.

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Yeah? Excuse me.

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I'm looking for
a colon cleanser.

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Oh, Adam?

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Where's the colon cleanse?

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The what?

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The colon cleanse.

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Colon cleanse is aisle "g",
it's right behind you.

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Oh, okay.

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It's just right around
the corner, right there.

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It's for my wife,
it's for my wife.

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Who's that guy?

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I don't know.

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Boy, does he look familiar.

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Does he not look
familiar to you?

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Who's that?

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I know that.

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The chef, that's our chef.

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Our chef's bald.

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That's the chef.

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Hey!

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Hey, Larry.

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Phil, right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What's with the...

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I thought you said
you didn't want...

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Well, yeah, I did, uh...

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Came into the interview.

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Yes.

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I just assumed
and I was right that

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you were one of those people
who find that men

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who enhance their appearance
are wrong and stupid

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so, I took my toupee off.

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You came in bald
just to get the job?

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I'm sorry I deceived you.

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I hope this doesn't, you know,
affect, you know...

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Well, I'm sorry, but it will.

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You got hired
under false pretenses.

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But it had nothing to do
with my food though.

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I know, but I don't trust you.

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What are you talking about?

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No, I'm sorry.

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You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, let's go.

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I mean, what was he thinking?

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That for the next five years,

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was he gonna come
into work everyday

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and leave the toupee at home?

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Yeah, right.

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Just wear it on weekends.

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Live a double life.

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Unbelievable.

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He had no plan.

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He had a good plan.

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He knew how to get hired.

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Oh, like you wouldn't
hire a fat guy, huh?

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You don't have a proclivity
for fat people?

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I think you got a strong
proclivity for fat people.

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If a fat guy came in,
you wouldn't want to hire him?

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You would've been
all over that fat guy.

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You would've loved
that fat guy, don't tell me.

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All things being equal,
I'd hire the fat guy.

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Oh, that's right.

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And, by the way, it's not
like I don't hire other people

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who aren't bald, okay?

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I don't have a bald manager.

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I don't have a bald lawyer.

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Yeah, you have
a bald accountant,

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a bald urologist,
a bald travel agent.

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You have far more
bald professionals

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than the average person.

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Okay, so I do, so, so what?

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Well, I just want you to notice.

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Okay, I notice, it's duly noted.

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Alright, I knew you'd say
duly noted, too.

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Oh, did you,
oh, you're so smart.

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I knew.

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You know everything
I say before I say it.

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Before you say it.

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Oh, what a genius you are.

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Oh, what a genius you are.

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Oh, you knew I was gonna
say to that, too?

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I knew you were
gonna say that, too.

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Oh, I knew you were
gonna say that.

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I knew you were gonna say that.

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Aw, jeez.

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Alright, listen, I got to go...

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We are in so much
trouble here, oh my god.

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I got to tell
these investors now...

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What just happened,
we have no chef.

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This just stinks.

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Yeah, wow, you got to tell them.

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I'll be there with you,
but you got to tell them.

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We open in four days, no chef.

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And you're gonna tell them
you just fired our chef

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because he wears a toupee.

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Listen, I got to go
to Sammy's school,

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drop off her lunch, and then
I'll take you to your office.

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I don't understand,
your daughter goes here?

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I see older kids.

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It's k. Through 12,
the whole thing.

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Oh, oh dear, aw, look at that.

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Poor kid lost his hair,
he's getting chemo.

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No, no, he's not going
through chemotherapy.

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Another kid in class is
and a lot of the boys

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in the senior class,
as a show of solidarity,

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have shaved their heads.

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Yeah. Really?

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That's really something.

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You know what, maybe...

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Maybe one day
I'll get a chance to do

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something good for
somebody like that.

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It's really touching.

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You've already got like kind
of a head start actually.

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Ha, funny.

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What's all this?

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The parents and the kids,
they play dodge ball.

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Oh, yeah? Yep.

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Wow. Yeah.

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You know.

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Hey, is that, uh...

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Andy portico.

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That's portico.

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Come on!

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Boy, is he into it.

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Have you ever talked to him
about the restaurant?

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No, I wouldn't dare.

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I used to love
playing dodge ball.

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You like playing dodge ball?

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Oh, yeah.

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Why don't you play,
get in the game?

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Aw, you know, they got
a whole thing going here.

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They can add, it's a fun game.

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I'm not gonna ask them.

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Come on, Sandra?

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Oh, come on.

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Can my friend play?

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Sure!

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Go ahead, I'm gonna go
take the lunchbox to Sammy.

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I'll see you in a few.

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Alright, I'm gonna
play some dodge ball.

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Have a good time.

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Okay, let's get going here.

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Alright, Larry David.

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Hey, I'm coming to your
restaurant next week.

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Oh, okay.

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I'm gonna review it.

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Come on, Larry, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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You're out!

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Alright, you're out.

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It hit the ground.

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It's bullshit!

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Hit the ground.

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Get out of there!

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Hit the ground, portico.

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You're out!

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Ow, fuck!

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What have you done?

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Aw, oh, ugh.

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What the fuck?

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Sorry.

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How could this possibly happen?

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What were you doing playing
dodge ball with Andy portico?

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Adults were playing, okay?

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It was a parents/kids game.

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Well, what are you,
what are you,

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what are you swinging
so hard for?

264
00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:36,509
What, you're injuring him,
what are you doing?

265
00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,100
I got involved in the game.

266
00:09:38,133 --> 00:09:39,909
He was acting like a bit of
an asshole, too, by the way.

267
00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,300
It wasn't all my fault.

268
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,233
What about the cook?

269
00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:46,167
We open in three days,
we don't have a chef.

270
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,066
Well, the guy was full of shit.

271
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,076
He tried to pass himself off
as bald and he wasn't bald.

272
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,367
What do you want me to do?

273
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,276
So, big deal, so, he wears
a toupee when he's not here.

274
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,467
Who cares?

275
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,167
'Cause he's liar,
the guy's a bald-faced...

276
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,500
Literally, a bald-faced liar.

277
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,767
We've got more
problems than that.

278
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,767
We have lost investors.

279
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,733
Ted's gone. Hugh's gone.

280
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,233
Ted Danson is gone.

281
00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:08,833
Okay, but I made up that money,
you know that, so what is so?

282
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:11,267
We are trying to
open a restaurant.

283
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:14,400
You've got to pull us
out of this mire

284
00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:15,733
that we are wallowing in.

285
00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,800
What about the muck,
are we in any muck?

286
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,233
We are, oh, we're in a big muck.

287
00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:21,067
We don't have a chef.

288
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,476
Well, if we're in mire, I would
assume that we're also in muck.

289
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,067
Usually one is in muck and mire.

290
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,867
And he just said
I was in a mire.

291
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,467
And I was just
trying to ascertain

292
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,876
whether or not muck
was involved as well.

293
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:30,767
You were trying to ascertain?

294
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,767
Yes.

295
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,533
Let's not change
the subject because I...

296
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,767
Ascertain.

297
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,867
You know, all of this is moot

298
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,800
because after what
he did to portico, okay,

299
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,933
he's gonna slaughter us, okay?

300
00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:44,200
He's gonna put his thumbs
through the table.

301
00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,167
Apologize to portico.

302
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,633
Oh, you know, I'll apologize.

303
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,633
It's not gonna,
it's not gonna...

304
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,933
Apologize to portico, that's it.

305
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,133
What's the big deal, Larry?

306
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:54,933
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

307
00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:57,600
Alright, I'll go apologize,
let's talk about a new chef.

308
00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,300
Everybody's got a...

309
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,333
You know, Ted knew
another guy, nevermind.

310
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,833
( Knocking )

311
00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:12,167
Oh, Larry.

312
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,400
Andy.

313
00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,567
Yeah, you know, I'd get up
and shake your hand

314
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,733
except I don't really have
any hands to shake, you know?

315
00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,267
Oh my gosh.

316
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,100
Well, this is what happens
when you break your thumbs.

317
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,533
Oh, god almighty.

318
00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,533
And I'm a fucking muppet.

319
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,600
I'm so sorry, Andy.

320
00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:30,066
I'm sorry, too.

321
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:33,066
We were playing a game and I,
we were into it and...

322
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,767
And you threw the thing like it
was a fucking hydrogen bomb.

323
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,967
I just, you know,
I hadn't played in a long time

324
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,500
and I was having fun and...

325
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:44,367
Well, I won't be able to review
the restaurant, of course.

326
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,500
Why not?

327
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:49,233
Because I can't do
thumbs up, thumbs down.

328
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,500
That's my whole gimmick.

329
00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:53,067
I can't do the show for
two months, what am I gonna do?

330
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,067
I can't do this...

331
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,200
Because you can't...

332
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,467
Because I can't do my shtick.

333
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,133
Oh, what a shame.

334
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,167
Yeah, well.

335
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,533
I can't do
thumbs up, thumbs down.

336
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,067
You can't go like this.

337
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,100
I can't go like this.

338
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,900
From a stupid dodge ball game.

339
00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:11,633
From a stupid dodge ball game.

340
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,767
Well, in any event,
it's a shame that

341
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,733
you're gonna miss
the opening of the restaurant.

342
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,209
You're not gonna
be able to review it.

343
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,967
And, what am I talking
about opening?

344
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:21,667
There's no opening any way
because we don't have a chef.

345
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,700
You lost your chef?

346
00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:23,967
Lost the chef, yeah.

347
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,867
Well, that's crucial.

348
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:29,867
Yeah, I'd say.

349
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:33,267
You know, as it happens,

350
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,867
I know a great chef
who just left martines.

351
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,833
You know martines.

352
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:40,433
Of course I know martines,
in New York.

353
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,243
Yeah, and as a matter of fact,
he's out here now.

354
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,433
He's weighing offers.

355
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,667
I got to get this guy's name.

356
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,833
Guy bernier is his name.

357
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:48,933
Guy bernier?

358
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,900
Guy bernier.

359
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,733
I could put in a word for you.

360
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,833
Would you?

361
00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,667
'Cause I love of
credibility with him.

362
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,533
Well, this is, I don't
even know what to say.

363
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,767
Hey, look, I'm happy to do it.

364
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,800
You know, I mean,
no hard feelings, honestly.

365
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:03,833
You know, it's like this
could've happened to anyone.

366
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,800
I brought you your lunch.

367
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,467
Excuse me.

368
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,467
It's spaghetti with
marinara sauce and some cheese.

369
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,467
Okay, you fucking idiot,
you fucking moron.

370
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,776
How am I supposed
to eat that, huh?

371
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,767
Am I supposed
to suck it up my ass?

372
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,800
Didn't I ask you to
get me a protein shake

373
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:19,733
or something
I could eat, you know,

374
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,267
with, like through a straw?

375
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,109
Listen, I'm fucking hungry
so order me something.

376
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,433
I don't care what it is.

377
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,400
Get me something
I can fucking eat.

378
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,633
I'll order something else.

379
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,500
Jesus.

380
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:31,467
I mean, fucking idiot, you know?

381
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,567
Hey, you know what?

382
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,833
Don't worry about it,
I'll help you out here.

383
00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,067
Let's make this happen.

384
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:37,967
Okay, come on.

385
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,067
No, no, really, honestly.

386
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,767
Aw, listen, don't.

387
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,867
Andy, will you stop it?

388
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,833
Please, now really.

389
00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,500
No, no, you please,
no, you please.

390
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,200
No, I, uh, no, come on.

391
00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,066
Good, good, good.

392
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:53,267
It's good, isn't it?

393
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,667
Andy.

394
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,833
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

395
00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:58,633
What the fuck are you doing?

396
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,100
Hey, here you go.

397
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,667
I think that I should mention
that I have one problem.

398
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,367
And that problem is with salmon.

399
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,967
I won't buy it, I won't
broil it, I won't bake it.

400
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,367
Oh.

401
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400
Well, you got a problem
with salmon, huh?

402
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,500
Oh, a big problem.

403
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,767
Big problem.

404
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,233
Well, we won't
have salmon, right?

405
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:26,167
No, absolutely.

406
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,533
Salmon's out.

407
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,576
Plenty of fish in the sea.

408
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,233
Who needs it?

409
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:32,066
And also, uh, caper.

410
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,567
I can't stand capers either.

411
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,600
I don't like them.

412
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,267
If I see one caper
in the kitchen,

413
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,067
there's going to be big problem.

414
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,167
Uh-huh, okay.

415
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,200
Alright, no capers.

416
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,100
Okay?

417
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,967
Yes.

418
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,567
Aw, this is great.

419
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,267
Do you remember martines
in New York?

420
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,433
Yeah, sure.

421
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,066
I've been there about
three or four times.

422
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,067
This is the guy.

423
00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,667
Voila.

424
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:03,567
Okay.

425
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,066
Thank you very much.

426
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,100
Thank you.

427
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,833
It's my pleasure,
it's fantastic spot.

428
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,876
We're thrilled to have you.

429
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,267
I'm thrilled, too.

430
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,376
Okay, well, now
I have appointment.

431
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,533
I have to go, okay, bye.

432
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,800
See you tomorrow.

433
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:16,733
See you tomorrow.

434
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,900
Oh, this is, I'm, I can't...

435
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:20,066
Well, Larry, nice job.

436
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:23,667
Shit, shit-face
fuck shit cocksucker.

437
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,776
Oh, I'd better get a ticket.

438
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,533
He's got some 'tude,
this guy, huh?

439
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,833
Some champagne?

440
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,176
Shall we break out
the champagne?

441
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,967
Yeah, let's crack open
a bottle of the good stuff.

442
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,300
Look at your car.

443
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,733
Why is your car
always so filthy?

444
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:42,933
Are you kidding me?

445
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,900
Ew, it's dirty...

446
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:47,267
All of it, inside, outside.

447
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,533
Am I gonna get dirty?

448
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,400
Huh?

449
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:50,900
You need to wash this,
seriously.

450
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,733
Okay, fine,
I'll wash it right now.

451
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:53,900
No, not now.

452
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,933
No, you can't do it now.

453
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,333
I'm meeting susie for lunch.

454
00:15:57,367 --> 00:16:00,066
It's right on the way,
don't worry about it.

455
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,567
Listen, this is
our make-up lunch

456
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,709
and I don't want
to be late for it.

457
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,767
It takes two minutes.

458
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,333
I just don't want another
falling out with her.

459
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,500
Listen to how low
my voice is today.

460
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:34,500
Oh, hey, down, down, down.

461
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,667
I'm starting to get
stomach cramps.

462
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,633
Down, down.

463
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,066
From that colon cleanse.

464
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:39,967
Hear that note?

465
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,067
Down.

466
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,867
Outstanding.

467
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,933
And they are miles.

468
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:49,700
How long do you think
this is gonna last?

469
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:52,633
I think I have to find
a bathroom pretty soon.

470
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,633
It's really, like...

471
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,176
Hey, what's the deal here,
are we even moving?

472
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,567
Are we moving?

473
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,967
How long is this thing
supposed to take?

474
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,067
Do you know?

475
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,933
I got news for you,
we're not even moving.

476
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,600
Are we stuck in this thing?

477
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,100
We're not moving.

478
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,067
Hey!

479
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,700
Hello?!

480
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,933
Hey!

481
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,100
Hey!

482
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,200
Larry, seriously.

483
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,267
Hey!

484
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,167
Bang on your window.

485
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,300
Hey!

486
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,467
Oh, my god.

487
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,767
Seriously, I'm seriously
starting to...

488
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,200
It's getting to the point
of an emergency.

489
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:32,100
I can't be in this car
for much longer, I can't...

490
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,867
Hey!

491
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,700
Hey!

492
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,467
Wait a second.

493
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,267
Oh, my god.

494
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:39,833
Let me call information.

495
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,833
Seriously.

496
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:42,800
I'll get them on the phone.

497
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,333
I'm getting sweaty.

498
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,233
I got to go, I really got to go.

499
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,733
Alright, just hold on a second.

500
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,467
Hello, yes, I'd like
the number of a Glen-rock...

501
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:55,767
Glen, Glen-rock!

502
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,700
Glen-rock!

503
00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:03,066
R-o-c-k, Los Angeles!

504
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:05,066
Yes, connect!

505
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,900
( Phone )

506
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,967
Glen-rock car wash.

507
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:15,767
Hello, I'm stuck
in your car wash!

508
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,367
What?

509
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,600
I said I'm stuck
in your car wash!

510
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,767
Tell them it's an emergency.

511
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,933
It's an...

512
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,533
They need to turn it
off or something.

513
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,233
Turn off your car wash!

514
00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:28,933
I can't hear a word
you're saying.

515
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,833
Turn off your car wash!

516
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,043
Alright, what are they saying?

517
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,567
Call back later.

518
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,267
Oh, god, Larry, I can't wait,
I can't wait, I got to go!

519
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,600
I got to go, I got to go,
I got to go, I got to go!

520
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,933
I'm just saying
susie's crazed, man.

521
00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,267
She hung up on Cheryl.

522
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,600
A car wash, who gets
stuck in a car wash?

523
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,067
It's the truth.

524
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,300
We were stuck in a car wash.

525
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,609
You weren't stuck in a car wash.

526
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,367
The car got stuck in one spot

527
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,533
and she got out
and she was soaking wet.

528
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,733
That's why she canceled.

529
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,500
You're telling me the truth?

530
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:13,133
I'm telling you the truth.

531
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,800
I believe you.

532
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,343
But, susie's never
gonna believe any of this.

533
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,567
Well, whatever, you know.

534
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,567
So, let me ask you.

535
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,066
Are you thinking about
anything that you want

536
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,167
to put down on the table,

537
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,533
like, before people come in?

538
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,066
When they first sit down?

539
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:32,066
Do you want to have like bread
or something or breadsticks?

540
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,633
Um, olives.

541
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,967
Like a pickle.

542
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,400
Olives, no, I'm sorry
for interruption but is not...

543
00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:39,467
They are really
ridiculous, olives.

544
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,867
What do you do with pit?

545
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,333
Ever, never, you can
do nothing with pit.

546
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,200
It's ridiculous.

547
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,867
No, olives, I'm sorry...

548
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,867
Put in a pit plate
or an ash tray or something.

549
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,067
A pit plate, ash tray, pit,

550
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,967
why don't you just call it
a garbage plate?

551
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,267
Okay.

552
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,267
Yeah, he's right.

553
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,600
The personality
on this guy, huh?

554
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:58,700
He's a piece of work.

555
00:19:58,733 --> 00:19:59,700
Okay.

556
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:04,000
Carrot sticks, celery.

557
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,133
What about lemon,
lemon in the water?

558
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,033
That's good.

559
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:09,167
Motherfucking
cocksucker asshole!

560
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:22,133
I'm starting to think
that that's involuntary.

561
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:24,933
Viola, everything
is finished now.

562
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:26,733
It's perfect,
it's fantastic, okay?

563
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,143
I just want to say
one thing that's,

564
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,467
I am so humbled to be working

565
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,433
in such a restaurant
of quality, huh?

566
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:33,667
It's fantastic.

567
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,900
Oh, it's an honor.

568
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,467
Bye bye, I see you
tomorrow, yes?

569
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,133
See you tomorrow.

570
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,267
What do they call that,
tourette's?

571
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,300
Tourette's syndrome.

572
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,233
Wow.

573
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,533
He's got tourette's syndrome.

574
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:48,667
Portico.

575
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,100
Portico.

576
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:55,067
Portico.

577
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,067
Portico.

578
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,733
Fucking portico!

579
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,066
That prick, I don't believe it.

580
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,533
He's laughing right now.

581
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,200
That motherfucker.

582
00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,967
You believe that guy would do
something like that on purpose?

583
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,200
Of course he would.

584
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,300
The joke's on us 'cause
we need to find another chef.

585
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,343
Yeah, we got to let him go.

586
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,267
We open tomorrow,
you want to let him go?

587
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,733
It, no, but it
would be different

588
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:17,167
if the kitchen wasn't, didn't
look out onto the dining room.

589
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,700
If it was a, you know...

590
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,243
He's on, practically
on stage over there.

591
00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:22,367
It's the design of this room.

592
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,533
It's like a floor show.

593
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:25,300
We're gonna be known
as the restaurant,

594
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,200
the chef that swears.

595
00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:30,600
This is a nightmare,
this'll ruin us.

596
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,443
We're gonna be a laughing stock
if we allow this to happen.

597
00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:33,333
Are you kidding me?

598
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:34,433
We have to get rid of him.

599
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,066
No.

600
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:36,867
What do you mean no?

601
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:37,933
We can't fire him.

602
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:38,900
Why? Why?

603
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,767
He's a survivor.

604
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:48,066
And then I called martines,
you know that's the restaurant

605
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,433
where he used
to work in New York.

606
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,067
Okay.

607
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,700
And they told me that
their kitchen was in the back.

608
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,100
So, the cursing
didn't bother anybody.

609
00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,133
There was too much noise.

610
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:00,376
The only people
who could hear him

611
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,676
were the people who
worked in the kitchen.

612
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,933
But our kitchen's
right in the front.

613
00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:05,007
He's gonna be right there.

614
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:06,343
He's gonna be
cursing up a storm.

615
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,333
People could be
eating their dinner.

616
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:10,200
Oh my god.

617
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,467
And, of course,
you couldn't fire him.

618
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,467
Yeah, I'm not gonna
fire a survivor.

619
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,867
No, you couldn't do that.

620
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:19,700
Whoa, wow, look at you!

621
00:22:19,733 --> 00:22:21,933
Is it too "knotts landing"?

622
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:26,300
I know it's a TV show but I
don't get the reference at all.

623
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,133
Anyway, but you like it?

624
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,467
Yeah, it looks great.

625
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,067
It's not too dressy?

626
00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:31,067
No, I like it.

627
00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:35,133
Um, well, maybe
he won't curse tonight.

628
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,433
He can't control it.

629
00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:37,700
Nothing can control it.

630
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,567
I've seen him twice
and he's cursed both times.

631
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,100
I mean, the only thing
I don't get is

632
00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:45,066
why he doesn't curse in French.

633
00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:47,500
Why is he cursing in english?

634
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,076
That motherfucker,
where did he get that from?

635
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,067
I don't know.

636
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,667
( French accent ) cocksucker.

637
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,300
Stop it, he does
not say cocksucker.

638
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,367
He does.

639
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,067
All in english,
I don't understand.

640
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,409
Aren't there obscenities in
French there that he could say?

641
00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:01,967
Listen, can I just tell you,
before we even get there,

642
00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:05,933
that I am not looking forward
to running into susie green.

643
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,567
Susie green, yeah.

644
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,233
She hates me.

645
00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:10,733
She really hates me now.

646
00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:11,967
She won't even talk to me.

647
00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:15,300
You know, I mean,
what am I gonna do?

648
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,133
Uh, I wouldn't
even go if I were you.

649
00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,400
It's too awkward.

650
00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:21,433
You're probably right.

651
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,900
Maybe I'll just sit in the car.

652
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:23,733
Aw, yeah.

653
00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:24,767
How about that?

654
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,066
Really, that's what
you should do.

655
00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:29,167
Alright, let's get out of here.

656
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,800
( Giggling )

657
00:23:41,367 --> 00:23:42,967
Oh, geez.

658
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,067
Whoa!

659
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,133
Wow.

660
00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:46,367
Wow.

661
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,367
Look at that.

662
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,509
See, there's a room over there.

663
00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:51,400
Yeah, this is pretty big.

664
00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:52,767
Yeah.

665
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,500
Pretty good.

666
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,833
I am very impressed.

667
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:56,267
Huh?

668
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,733
Yeah.

669
00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:59,667
Not bad. Not bad.

670
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,900
See, see, the bell,
now, watch this.

671
00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:03,767
Wow.

672
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,066
It works.

673
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,100
Yeah, it works.

674
00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:07,400
Hey. Hey.

675
00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:08,367
Oh, hi.

676
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,500
Wow.

677
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,233
Uh-huh.

678
00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:11,067
Huh?

679
00:24:11,068 --> 00:24:12,467
It's happening, my friend.

680
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,167
Hi, Jeff, good to see you.

681
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,467
This is Cheryl.

682
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,267
These are, these are
my investor friends.

683
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,433
Wow, hi.

684
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:21,600
Lou, Jim, Michael, Teresa.

685
00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:23,066
Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

686
00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:23,733
Great.

687
00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:24,533
What do you think?

688
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,700
I am very impressed.

689
00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,109
She's a little
knocked out, I think.

690
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,267
I am.

691
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,333
This is not what I expected.

692
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:32,743
Well, we couldn't have done it
without the big guy here.

693
00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:33,900
Is that right?

694
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:35,066
He stepped up, you know?

695
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:37,300
He stepped up.

696
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,700
It was a little rocky
there for awhile.

697
00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:41,767
That's an understatement.

698
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,933
I think Jim's had
a couple of champagnes.

699
00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:46,833
I think Jim Swanson's
out of control.

700
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:49,400
I'm a little nervous,
but I think we're gonna make it.

701
00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:50,767
It really looks great.

702
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,733
It does.

703
00:24:51,767 --> 00:24:53,567
Again, eat your heart out,
Ted Danson.

704
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,967
That's all I have to say.

705
00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:56,367
Cheers.

706
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,500
Cheers, yeah, you got it.

707
00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:58,767
That's pretty good.

708
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,233
Yeah, cheers, where's your wife?

709
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,643
Oh, she'll be here
in a little while.

710
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,100
Uh-huh.

711
00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:07,533
And what's going on with guy?

712
00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:08,600
Any outbursts?

713
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:10,067
So far, so good.

714
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,433
Yeah, I haven't heard anything.

715
00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:12,567
Yeah, not a peep.

716
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,667
Oh, hey, look,
there's your parents.

717
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,233
Hey, there's my dad.

718
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,900
Hello, hey.

719
00:25:30,967 --> 00:25:32,533
It's delicious.

720
00:25:32,567 --> 00:25:34,500
Bonsoir.

721
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,066
Aw, bonsoir, how are you, uh?

722
00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:39,233
Oh, trés bien, trés bien.

723
00:25:39,267 --> 00:25:41,400
Well, it seems like
a big success for you.

724
00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:43,376
Oh, my gosh, can you believe
what's going on here?

725
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,633
It's gigantic.

726
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,367
And you're feeling good?

727
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,633
Oh, actually, you know,
I'm quite upset.

728
00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:50,367
I'm very upset.

729
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,567
Really?

730
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,667
Yes, I lost the lottery
by one number only.

731
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:55,367
One number?

732
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,733
Yes, one!

733
00:25:56,767 --> 00:26:02,367
Yes, look at that, I was
one number off in the lottery.

734
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,200
It ends with seven, one.

735
00:26:04,233 --> 00:26:06,700
Here, I have four, one.

736
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,267
What's the point, huh?

737
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,633
It's all rigged, anyway,
I'm quite sure of that, huh?

738
00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:13,467
Hey, turn that down.

739
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,700
What do you think you
are doing, cooking a goat?

740
00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:21,433
Hey, thank you.

741
00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:23,500
Congratulations.

742
00:26:23,533 --> 00:26:25,467
Let's get that waiter.

743
00:26:47,267 --> 00:26:51,667
Fuckhead, shitface, cocksucker,
asshole, sonofabitch!

744
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,176
( Larry ) maybe one day, I'll get
a chance to do something good

745
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,833
for somebody like that.

746
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:10,433
Scum-sucking,
motherfucking whore.

747
00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:16,067
Cock, cock, jism!

748
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,333
Grandma, cock!

749
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:22,267
Bum, fuck, turd, fart.

750
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:27,067
Cunt, piss, shit,
bugger and balls!

751
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:33,066
Damn it, hell, crap, shit!

752
00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:35,233
You goddamn motherfucking bitch!

753
00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:38,467
Fuck you, you car wash cunt!

754
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,867
I had a dental appointment!

755
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:44,800
Fellatio, cunnilingus,
French kissing.

756
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:47,400
Rim job.

757
00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:50,300
Right, piss.

758
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,467
Fucking, fucking, fuck, fuck.

759
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,733
Schmuck, fucks,
like dungy whacker.

760
00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,133
Pussy, big fucker.

761
00:27:58,167 --> 00:27:59,567
Balls.

762
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,233
Boycott, girlcott, e-i-e-i-o.

763
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:06,400
( Laughing )

764
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:10,533
Fuck whore!

765
00:28:11,867 --> 00:28:15,767
( Shouting )

766
00:28:26,067 --> 00:28:30,233
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