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Thank God you stopped.

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Okay, um, I'm not
even gonna get into

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what's wrong with
the actual choreography.

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I'm gonna start with
your shoes, okay?

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I told you to get
capezio jazz Oxfords.

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I will get those shoes today.

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You're gonna get the shoes, but
you're also gonna get the steps,

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so we're gonna break
it down one more time,

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and just watch only my feet.

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I've been doing this
since I was seven.

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My sounds are a little off.

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'Cause I don't really
practice that much.

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Uh, you know what?

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I can do that, but not
the way you're doing it.

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I can go...

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Why can't I just do that?

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Because that's not
the choreography!

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There you go.

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Okay, I'm gonna
think about this.

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You move your feet

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nobody knows what's the hell
is going on down there.

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Uh, dancers know,
dancers aficionados...

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Hello?

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Morning, everybody.

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Hey.

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I'm Michael.

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Yeah, Larry.

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Michael.

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Nice to meet you.

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You know what?

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I helped you move.

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Three years ago.

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Me and Richard Lewis.

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You were standing on the street.

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You were soliciting
people for help.

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Huh?

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Huh?

38
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You?

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That was me,
me and Richard Lewis.

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I'm seeing him for lunch later.

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Larry, Larry. Larry.

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Oh, my God that's amazing.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, I'm the rehearsal pianist.

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Get out.

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You're kidding. Yeah.

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We're gonna be working
together for a while.

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This is my girlfriend, Rhonda.

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Hello.

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Hi, Larry, nice to meet you.

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Can you believe it?

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I hooked up with a model.

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Boy, you lucked out.

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Hey, morning.

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How's it going?

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Hey, Ben, this is our,
uh, new pianist.

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Hi. Michael.

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How do you do?

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Ben stiller.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, Michael.

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This is my girlfriend, Rhonda.

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Hi. Hey, Ben.

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Rhonda, nice to meet you.

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Hands off, she's taken.

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Hey, listen, I'm having a
birthday party on Saturday night.

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You guys are all invited
to come, please, alright?

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Fantastic.

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Yeah, my birthday was,
like, two weeks ago,

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but we're having
the party this Saturday.

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Well, thank you,
I'd love to come.

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Yeah, come along
and no gifts, okay?

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No gifts.

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How come you're having
a party on Saturday

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if it was two weeks ago?

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'Cause Christine
was out of town.

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We couldn't get it together
and it worked out this Saturday.

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Uh, so why even have it all?

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Why not just forget it,
wait 'til next year.

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You blew it, you know?

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Yeah, I know, I wish we
could've done it last week,

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but just, we couldn't
get it together.

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Should bring Cheryl,
you know, it'll be fun.

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Kind of reminds me a little
of, like, president's day.

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It's not really
the president's birthday.

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It's some other day,
you know, what am I doing?

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You know...

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Right.

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We're back, everyone.

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Let's start at
the top of the scene.

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It's a total scam.

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He introduced her as a model.

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She's like, completely
bullshitting this guy.

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'Cause he's blind.

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By the way...

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Thank you for
coming to meet Kim.

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I might've mentioned Kenny, he's
old my friend in New York...

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Yeah, yeah, I know.

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She just moved out
here from the city.

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And, uh, it's his
first daughter,

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and she calls me,
like, uncle Richard.

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I known her since she was born.

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Really?

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Oh, that's fun, uncle Richard.

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Yeah, but the problem is,
she's an actress.

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She's a singer, she's talented,

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but she wants to get
her breasts enlarged,

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and it's gonna drive
Kenny crazy, and...

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He doesn't know about it?

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No.

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He's my old friend and, uh...

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I need you to help
to talk her out of it.

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Just, like, a breast
intervention.

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How am I supposed
to bring this up?

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Uh, that's okay.

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I'll come up with something,
that's alright.

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You always think of
something, I don't know.

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Is everything else
good in your life?

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Be honest with me.

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Hmm?

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For the first time in over
a quarter of a century,

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tell me something
that's really bugging you.

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I have nothing to confide.

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You have experienced a hell of
a lot that you have not shared.

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Well, you've mentioned this
to me a couple of times.

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That I don't confide in you,

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and I'm telling you
there's nothing to confide.

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You haven't confided in me
in your entire life.

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How could you say
something like that?

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Hi! Hey.

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Uncle Richard.

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Look at you, from top to bottom.

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What a doll, huh?

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Oh, baby.

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This is my fake niece, Kim.

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Larry David.

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Larry, Kim.

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Hey, it is so nice to meet you.

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Am I supposed to get up, I did
sort of a half get-up there.

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For my niece, fake niece...

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I think a full get-up
would've, you know.

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Yeah, it's the thought
that counts.

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Listen, you know, I hope,
it's kind of weird but,

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I'd really love for you
to take a look at my reel,

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if you wouldn't mind.

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You know, I mean,
I could take a look at it.

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I'm not really, I'm not
doing TV right now.

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That's fine, it's fine.

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How you doing?

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I'm doing really,
really well, thank you.

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How are you?

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You look fabulous, by the way.

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Oh, why thank you.

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So that Anna Nicole Smith,
she's got, uh...

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Some pair knockers on her, huh?

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They're not real though,
are they?

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Huh?

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Whoa.

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Hey.

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Oh, what's all, what's all that?

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Look at all his gifts.

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I thought you said we weren't
supposed to bring a present.

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He said no gifts.

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I, I don't get it.

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Hey. Hello.

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Let me ask you something.

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Did you guys bring
a gift to this thing?

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Of course. Yeah.

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He said no gifts.

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Nobody means that,
you took that seriously?

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Of course I did,
look at all these.

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Oh, what do you
got there, chicken?

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Oh, yeah, thank you.

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Uh, no, I'm fine, thank you.

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You brought something, right?

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No, I didn't bring anything.

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He said no gifts,
so I didn't bring anything.

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Yeah, you're the only one?

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You guys are making me
look bad, you know that?

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Happy birthday!

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Hey.

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Hey, happy birthday.

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Thanks for making it.

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So it's the two of you, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

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Exciting, that's great.

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Up on the boards together.

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Yeah.

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Figuring it out.

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It's going great?

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It's going, it's going.

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I think it's going pretty good.

193
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Yeah, it's going okay.

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What should I do
with this thing?

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I think a woman
will come around.

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Just, you can put it on a table.

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Every time I get one of these,

198
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I wind up holding it
the whole night, you know?

199
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It's a lot of dancing
you guys have to do.

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Oh, man, oh, it is.

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I mean, I can see
when Larry comes home...

202
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Is he exhausted
when he comes home?

203
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I'm not tired.

204
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You gotta work on it.

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You gotta work on it
when you're not there,

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you know what I mean.

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You gotta do off-hours work,
and kind of just

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so you're prepared when
you come into rehearsals.

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It's not that I'm not
working as hard,

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but it looks more
effortless maybe.

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It does look like less effort.

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Mm-hmm.

213
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I mean, it looks,
less effort, effortless.

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Like an idiot,
holding the skewer.

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What the hell do
I do with this thing?

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We're gonna mingle.

217
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No, you should mingle.

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It's your birthday.

219
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It's your party, you can
mingle if you want to.

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Find me a skewer guy.

221
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This is, will you send him over?

222
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Throw it down, it's fine.

223
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Yeah, relax, Larry, relax.

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Bye, guys.

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Alright.

226
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Did you tell lar
about my new thing?

227
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No, I actually didn't.

228
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Why don't you tell Larry
about your new thing?

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What are you doing?

230
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I'm designing these shirts now,

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that are selling
like fucking hotcakes.

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Are you kidding?

233
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Interesting, whimsical,
I'm telling you...

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Well, good for her.

235
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I got them out in the trunk,
you want to see them?

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Not, not right now,
but I'll see them.

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You will, you will.

238
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You know what?
I wanna say hello to Michael.

239
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The piano player, from the show?

240
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Did he say he can't
see my clothes?

241
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( In disguised voice ) hello.

242
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Larry?

243
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Get out of here,
how did you know that?

244
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Aw, come on, I was
doing a character.

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( Chuckling )

246
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Yeah, well, I saw through it.

247
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Listen, what are you
doing next week?

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Tuesday night, I'm doing
a set at the mint.

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Can you come?

250
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You'll enjoy it, show tunes.

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Tuesday I think
I have a clan meeting.

252
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I don't know if I'm gonna
be able to make it.

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Thanks.

254
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Hey, where's Rhonda?

255
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She's parking the car.

256
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Hey, listen, let me
ask you something.

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Sure.

258
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Don't you think she's beautiful?

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Eh...

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Eh?

261
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Eh.

262
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You don't think
she's beautiful, Larry?

263
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I don't say beautiful.

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She's nice.

265
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Huh.

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She told you she was a model?

267
00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:02,900
I don't wanna talk about it.

268
00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:04,543
What's the difference
what she looks like?

269
00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,800
You can't see her anyway.

270
00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:06,900
What?

271
00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:09,167
That's one of
the advantages, right?

272
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,733
That and the good hearing.

273
00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:12,633
Good hearing?

274
00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,233
What is that, a myth?

275
00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:16,066
I though blind people
had better hearing.

276
00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,333
I don't know, Larry,
I've never had it tested.

277
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,643
Like a dog, I thought
you hear like a dog.

278
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,066
Hey, Larry.

279
00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,233
What's going on?

280
00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:27,633
So the thing that's
so great about these shirts

281
00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,867
is that I've got
the business from the house.

282
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,433
And I can take care of the baby.

283
00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,167
Fantastic.

284
00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,333
You know, I know.

285
00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,400
Wait 'til you see them,
you are gonna die.

286
00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:37,633
Okay.

287
00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:42,100
Now, is this cute?

288
00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:45,867
I mean how much fun
is this, huh?

289
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,433
Great, right?

290
00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:49,133
You know, nice.

291
00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,133
Yeah.

292
00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:54,167
Not quite my cup of tea,
but, you know...

293
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,100
It's nice.

294
00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,600
Alright, you know what?

295
00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:58,533
Fuck you, and fuck your tea.

296
00:08:58,567 --> 00:08:59,867
What?

297
00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:02,800
Whoever said you had taste,
Mr. hushpuppy rumpled suit look.

298
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,933
What, it's nice.

299
00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:06,300
You know, we all can't
like the same things.

300
00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,066
Well, I'll tell you, when
I showed them to Ben stiller,

301
00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,200
he happened to love them.

302
00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,567
Right, honey?

303
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,733
He went nuts for them,
I have to be honest with you.

304
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:13,633
Ben liked that?

305
00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:14,767
Yeah, he has taste.

306
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,767
Alright, I'm sorry.

307
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,933
I think it's,
you know, it's nice...

308
00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:19,600
Stop right now.

309
00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:22,500
Alright, I'm gonna get
something out of the car.

310
00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:23,700
I'll be right up.

311
00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:25,933
You know, they're, they're...

312
00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:27,100
Ahh!

313
00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,667
That's the next
six months of our lives.

314
00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,800
( Laughing )

315
00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,500
Oh, man.

316
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:52,867
Yeah, I know.

317
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,833
This is the woman
from the show, right?

318
00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:56,467
She's coming
to Broadway with us?

319
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,509
Yeah, she plays oula here,

320
00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:59,533
and she's going with
the New York company.

321
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,633
What's her real name?

322
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,767
Katie huffman.

323
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,400
You wanna meet her?

324
00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,633
I don't have to, I don't...

325
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:06,533
Come on.

326
00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:07,667
Yeah. You know her?

327
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:10,133
Yeah, she's nice.

328
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,600
Hey, Katie.

329
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,367
Hi, Ben.

330
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,900
How are you?

331
00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:14,467
I'm good, I'm good.

332
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,300
Happy birthday.

333
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,933
Thank you, this is Larry David.

334
00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:19,333
Hey, Larry David.

335
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,633
Congratulations.

336
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,467
Oh, yeah, thank you, thank you.

337
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,600
That's gonna be fun.

338
00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,467
Yeah. The three of u.

339
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,300
I'm gonna go pee.

340
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,933
Oh, okay.

341
00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:29,133
You know where it is.

342
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,967
I do.

343
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,033
He's great, isn't he?

344
00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:33,333
Yeah, yeah.

345
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,833
It's not really...

346
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:38,667
It's not really his birthday
though, I have to say.

347
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,167
It was a couple weeks ago.

348
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,067
You shouldn't be having
a birthday party

349
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,767
two weeks after your birthday.

350
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,667
I mean, what's the statute
of limitations there?

351
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,909
Well, why don't
I have my birthday?

352
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:48,833
My birthday was two months ago.

353
00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:49,876
I think I'll have
a birthday party.

354
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,933
Okay.

355
00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:53,833
Okay, three days,
no more than that though.

356
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,467
No, it's not your
birthday anymore.

357
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,133
There's gotta be a time,
there's gotta be a cut-off point

358
00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:00,300
where you can't
have birthday parties.

359
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,267
Are you so desperate
for a party?

360
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,600
That you have to have
a party two weeks after?

361
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,600
Wait 'til next year,
you missed it.

362
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,367
So, boo hoo,
you missed the party.

363
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,067
What is this?

364
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,500
I've got, I'm walking
around with this skewer.

365
00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,867
All night now.

366
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,233
Can't get rid of these things.

367
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:18,767
You know?

368
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,300
I don't like a kabob.

369
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,076
I don't know what your
feelings are about a kabob,

370
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,367
but I'm not a kabob guy.

371
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,066
Mmm.

372
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,933
And then, you got this stick,
what do you do?

373
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,200
You put it in your pocket?

374
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,533
Stick yourself in the scrotum.

375
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,066
Then what have you got?

376
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,567
Scrotum kabob.

377
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,067
You know?

378
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,067
Good to meet you, Larry.

379
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:40,667
Good to meet you.

380
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,067
Yeah.

381
00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,167
My dog has fleas?

382
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,333
No!

383
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:01,733
The guard has trees
is what I said, Sammy.

384
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,943
What are you, playing telephone?

385
00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:03,967
Yeah, yeah, telephone.

386
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,267
Huh, maybe, uh,
maybe I'll join in.

387
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,667
Well, I don't see
any space, Larry.

388
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,267
You can take my spot.

389
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,867
Oh, I wouldn't take your seat.

390
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,300
No, go ahead and play.

391
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,367
Oh, my God.

392
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,800
What a, what a lovely,
lovely child.

393
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,833
Very nice of you, Alexandra.

394
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,066
Okay.

395
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,633
Let's play a little telephone.

396
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:21,800
You got one, honey?

397
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,833
Okay.

398
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,167
I love tits?

399
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:45,800
( Laughing )

400
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,433
This is funny to you?

401
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,300
It's funny to say that
in a room full of children?

402
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,733
What's the matter with you?

403
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,933
That's what he said to me!

404
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,533
Dalton, what did you say to him?

405
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,200
I love pigs.

406
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,067
I love pigs.

407
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:57,967
No, you didn't say that.

408
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,100
Sammy, what did you say?

409
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,833
I love pigs. I love pigs, Larry.

410
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:01,867
No, but...

411
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,066
Your sick, perverse mind
twisted it around.

412
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,900
It's not funny,
these are kids in here!

413
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:10,066
He, well, what did,
no, you said, I...

414
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:11,333
No, he didn't.

415
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:14,567
Okay, he did not say it.

416
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,333
We're gonna go sing
happy birthday.

417
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,567
Come on.

418
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,943
Why don't you tell them
what you said.

419
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,076
You know you didn't say that.

420
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,200
What did you say to me?!

421
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:21,933
I love pigs.

422
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,400
No, you didn't say that.

423
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,633
So wrong, so wrong.

424
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:29,767
* happy birthday to you *

425
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,833
* happy birthday to you

426
00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:38,700
* happy birthday, dear Ben *

427
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:44,333
* happy birthday to you

428
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,100
why didn't you sing?

429
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,067
Huh?

430
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:49,833
Why weren't you singing?

431
00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:50,909
I hate the happy birthday song.

432
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,267
I don't sing that.

433
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,333
Hey, Jeff.

434
00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,476
Come here, I wanna
show you something.

435
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,800
I got this huge golf tip
the other day.

436
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,800
Really?

437
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,233
Yeah, it's, like,
for the backswing.

438
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,500
Okay, show me.

439
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,066
It's really working.

440
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,867
Um, alright, here's,
this is my golf club.

441
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,943
It's a beautiful golf club.

442
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,400
Watch this, okay.

443
00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:14,066
Let's say that's the ball, okay?

444
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:17,133
You wanna take the club and
give it back to the catcher.

445
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,067
Right.

446
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:18,600
Give it to the catcher.

447
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,200
Here watch this.

448
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,200
Ow!

449
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,733
Shit!

450
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,400
Oh, Jesus!

451
00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,833
Fuck!

452
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,133
Ow!

453
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,867
I can't see.

454
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,066
What did you do?

455
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:33,533
God, honey.

456
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,100
Skewer.

457
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,367
You guys see how much easier
it is with the right shoes?

458
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,900
Yeah, yeah.

459
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,467
Okay, and here's
the other thing.

460
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,400
That's the rehearsal
tempo, alright?

461
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,909
That's the way I taught it
to you to break it down.

462
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,433
But it's more
like this, alright?

463
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,800
( Faster tempo )

464
00:14:58,833 --> 00:14:59,833
Got it?

465
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,700
And...

466
00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:07,066
You're behind.

467
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,200
Keep it small.

468
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,433
Keep it small.

469
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:10,333
Keep your weight over
the center of your.

470
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,367
Come on, that's too fast.

471
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,800
I can't do it at that tempo.

472
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,300
That's the tempo
it is in the show.

473
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,600
Um, can we take a five?

474
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,900
Five minutes, everyone.

475
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:19,733
Five minutes.

476
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:22,067
Use your time wisely.

477
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:26,333
Bullshit, that's not the tempo.

478
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:27,200
Get out of here.

479
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,233
I think it is.

480
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,067
What?

481
00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:30,300
Pretty much.

482
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,767
Well, I don't know how any human
could dance to that tempo.

483
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,440
You'd have to be flash
to dance like that.

484
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,533
Who?

485
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:37,500
Oh, forget it.

486
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:38,467
It's a comic book character.

487
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,467
Wore the red costume.

488
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,867
The guy in the red costume.

489
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,433
I don't even know what red is.

490
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,533
Hm.

491
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,709
It's hard to talk
to a blind guy.

492
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,567
You have no references.

493
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,167
I don't know comics, Larry.

494
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,133
What's with you?

495
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,800
Oh, Rhonda and I kept
fighting all night.

496
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,867
She keeps insisting that she's
not misrepresenting herself.

497
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,133
Oh, really.

498
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,109
You know, I'd like to tell
my wife I look like Brad Pitt.

499
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,133
But unfortunately she can see.

500
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,067
You dig?

501
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:03,200
You know what I'm saying?

502
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,133
Mm-hmm.

503
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,200
Hey, Ben, you're here.

504
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,667
Hey, Steve, how you doing?

505
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,233
Hey.

506
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,067
Hey.

507
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:13,200
Oh, my gosh.

508
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,133
I'm so sorry, man.

509
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,733
So sorry.

510
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,400
It was that skewer,
that fucking skewer.

511
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,143
Because I couldn't get,
remember I mentioned it?

512
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,133
I couldn't get rid of it.

513
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,433
Yeah, I gotta scratched retina.

514
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,300
Oh, my God.

515
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,533
Yeah.

516
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,967
I guess that's why you were
so preoccupied with that,

517
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,900
why you couldn't,
uh, sing happy birthday.

518
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,600
Ben, I never sing
happy birthday.

519
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:32,809
It just makes me feel
a little uncomfortable.

520
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,176
I'm a little
self-conscious singing it.

521
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,933
* happy birthday to you *

522
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,133
stupid, stupid song.

523
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,133
It's a stupid song.

524
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,567
Right, and also,
thanks for no gift, too.

525
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,100
I seem to recall somebody
inviting me to a birthday party

526
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:49,167
and saying, "no gifts".

527
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,100
Come on, Larry.

528
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,343
Everybody knows that's bullshit.

529
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,367
Yeah. Bullshit?

530
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,533
How's that bullshit?

531
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,066
It's bullshit, you say,
no gift, so bring a gift.

532
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,733
Well, why'd you even say it?

533
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,833
Just, I'm just saying
this as a friend.

534
00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,300
You really have
a little ways to go

535
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,676
when it comes to dealing
with people, really.

536
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,233
How so?

537
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,376
You don't even shake my hand
the first time I see you,

538
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,100
you know, at the theater,
you know?

539
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,600
You had snot@
you'd just sneezed.

540
00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,200
That was a dry sneeze, Larry.

541
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,343
It wasn't a sneeze, it was a...

542
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,200
I can't assume dry,
I gotta assume wet.

543
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,400
It's air coming out.

544
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:16,943
I'm not gonna put out my hand
if it's full of snot.

545
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,133
I didn't know it was air.

546
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,876
I thought I saw some
little speckles flying.

547
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,676
I would assume you would
know me well enough to know

548
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,343
that I'm not gonna give you a
handful of snot to shake your hand.

549
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,700
And, by the way...

550
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,076
Sometimes you don't know
snot speckles are coming out.

551
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,300
I saw snot speckles flying.

552
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,400
Guys, we need to start.

553
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:29,267
Yeah, please.

554
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,800
Top of the page, page 31.

555
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,300
( Piano music )

556
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,100
( Knocking )

557
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,667
Hi, Larry.

558
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,333
Hey, Kim.

559
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,500
Good. How are you?

560
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,233
So, listen, I'm sorry
I didn't call,

561
00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,276
but I was in the neighborhood,

562
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,066
and I just wanted
to bring by my headshot

563
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,066
and my reel and stuff like that.

564
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:03,833
There you go.

565
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:04,367
Come on in.

566
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,533
Oh, thanks.

567
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,567
Wow, you have a
really beautiful house.

568
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,967
Yeah, we just moved in.

569
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,067
Did you?

570
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:13,500
Yeah, second time
we've moved in two years.

571
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,967
That's a nightmare.

572
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:18,200
Yeah, we had to move, we had a
film crew on our block, and...

573
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,700
Oh, what a drag.

574
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,833
Listen, I've got a book
I want to give to Richard.

575
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,933
So wait here, I'll go...

576
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,433
Sure, sure, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

577
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,533
Are you kidding me?

578
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:28,667
You don't notice anything
different about me?

579
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,300
* da, da, da, da, da, da *

580
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,567
oh, boy, oh, boy.

581
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,667
That's it?

582
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,633
That's it.

583
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,133
It's all done, already?

584
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,300
It's all done.

585
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,267
Boy, that was fast.

586
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,367
An hour, in and out,
done, boobs.

587
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,567
Genius.

588
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,767
Don't they look real?

589
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,143
Remember how you said they
were not gonna look real?

590
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,067
Do they not look real?

591
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,100
You want to see them?

592
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,967
Check them out,
check them out, look.

593
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,233
They're good, right?

594
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,709
Yeah, feel them,
they feel totally natural.

595
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,633
I'm sure.

596
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,167
Come on, Larry,
don't be so uptight.

597
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,900
Come here, feel them,
check them out.

598
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,500
They feel good, right?

599
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,433
Squeeze them,
give them a little...

600
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,867
She just, you know,
she grabbed my hands,

601
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,267
and she just put
them over there.

602
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,066
Oh, really, well, guess what?

603
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,267
Happy anniversary.

604
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,143
Because that was your 10th
anniversary gift right there.

605
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:20,333
Okay, oh, no, no, no, no.

606
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,367
Yes, yes, yes.

607
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,767
Come on, Cheryl,
you can't do that.

608
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,667
That wasn't sex.

609
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,066
You just had sex!

610
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,200
Touching a breast is sex.

611
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,067
It wasn't a real breast.

612
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,433
Oh, really?

613
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,376
It was like putting my hand
on her head or something.

614
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,500
It was nothing.

615
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,500
Then why didn't you put
your hand on her head?

616
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,333
'Cause she didn't put
my hand on her head.

617
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:39,500
She put it over here.

618
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:41,633
I like that you can't
control your own hands.

619
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,333
She took my hands,
and went like that.

620
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,200
I saw it, I saw it, Larry.

621
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,367
That's it.

622
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,267
No, don't.

623
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,443
Why am I even talking to you?

624
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,433
Look, okay, let...

625
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,600
Oh, titmouse.

626
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:56,267
What?

627
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,567
I just saw a titmouse.

628
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,133
A titmouse?

629
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:01,867
A mouse.

630
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,833
Titmouse, mouse.

631
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,233
Why do you call it a titmouse?

632
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,043
'Cause that's what you call it,
a titmouse, same thing.

633
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,333
Who calls it that?

634
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,067
A lot of people call it that.

635
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,933
Oh, my God.

636
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:11,700
What?

637
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,600
You are obsessed with tits.

638
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,633
You're feeling up
somebody's tits.

639
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,600
You're talking
to kids about tits.

640
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,567
Talking to kids?

641
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,900
The kid said, I love tits.

642
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:21,867
That's what the kid said to me.

643
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,133
What am I supposed to do?

644
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,243
Why are you talking
to little boys about tits?

645
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:27,400
He whispered it to me,
it was part of the game.

646
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,400
Have you ever played
telephone before?

647
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,809
You don't even know how
to play telephone, do you?

648
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,043
I do know how to play telephone.

649
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,000
Oh, do you?

650
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,867
Yeah, but I play the g-version.

651
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,967
It's usually something like,
susie lives down the Lane.

652
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,900
( Phone ringing )

653
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:45,100
The kid didn't say,
susie lives down the Lane.

654
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,200
He said, I love tits.

655
00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,500
What?

656
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:49,900
Oh, my God.

657
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,467
I'll be right over.

658
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,133
Alright, sit tight.

659
00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,567
Well, what did you do?
I don't understand.

660
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,643
Why did you break up with her?

661
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,267
I need to be with
a good-looking woman.

662
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,567
And since you were kind enough
to point that out to me,

663
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,100
she had to go.

664
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,200
You need to be with
a good-looking woman?

665
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,700
Who do you think you are?

666
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:11,833
Look, that doesn't matter.

667
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:15,600
I need some assistance,
she was indispensable.

668
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,833
Don't you have any friends?

669
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:18,867
Yes, I have friends.

670
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,066
But I'm not gonna
impose on them.

671
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,433
I think you should help me.

672
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:24,733
You're the one who
got me into this mess.

673
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,767
I need a little help.

674
00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:30,066
Thanks a lot, Larry.

675
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,933
Just, grab it this way.

676
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:33,533
You don't have
to get in between.

677
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,800
We're not a gay couple.

678
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,100
( Music )

679
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,767
Hey.

680
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,267
Hey.

681
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,167
What's doing?

682
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,333
Nothing.

683
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:29,500
Um, I actually wanna buy
one of those, uh, shirts.

684
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:30,467
Yeah?

685
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,300
Yeah, you know,
the stud sweatshirts.

686
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,467
Yeah, those are great.

687
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,609
Yeah, I need to buy one for Ben.

688
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:35,667
Oh.

689
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,909
'Cause, uh, susie
said he liked it, right?

690
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:37,967
How's Ben doing?

691
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,233
The eye is okay.

692
00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:42,533
The eye is not the problem.

693
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,467
The problem, was that
I didn't sing happy birthday.

694
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,066
He's mad at you for that?

695
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:48,309
I don't sing
the happy birthday song.

696
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,233
Well, I never see you sing
the happy birthday song.

697
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,400
It's a stupid song,
I don't like it.

698
00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:52,933
Well, you're entitled.

699
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:54,500
I was right about
those sticks, though.

700
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,533
I looked around at
that party at one point.

701
00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:59,066
I saw five people
holding sticks.

702
00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,400
I did.

703
00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:01,600
I was checking.

704
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,400
Can't just lay it down,
like, on a table?

705
00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:04,900
It's gross.

706
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,243
You can't put that
down on a table.

707
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:08,167
You have to wait for
a server to come by.

708
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,367
Do me a favor.

709
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,067
Yeah.

710
00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:11,267
Get the shirt.

711
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,733
Do not say it's for Ben,
say it's for you.

712
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,576
She's all pissed off about
the other night, you know...

713
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,833
Fine, yeah, okay.

714
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,067
Susie!

715
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:22,267
What the fuck
do you want, Larry?

716
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,467
Well, you know what?

717
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,100
I would love to buy
one of those shirts.

718
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,233
Oh, yeah, right.

719
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,633
No, seriously.

720
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,809
It's, like, you go to a movie
and it kind of stays with you.

721
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,567
A good movie,
you know what I mean?

722
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,066
And so, uh, I don't know.

723
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:38,333
I feel like, I'm, why am I
thinking about the shirt?

724
00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:39,900
I, I, I want the shirt.

725
00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,133
Really?

726
00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:41,833
Yes.

727
00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:42,867
They're great shirts.

728
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,867
Well, I know
they're great shirts.

729
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:45,733
You know they're great shirts.

730
00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:46,733
No, you know what?

731
00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:48,066
Because the shirt
was talking to me,

732
00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:49,667
and I need a little more flair.

733
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,066
I don't have any flair.

734
00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:53,500
That is true, alright,
I have them in the trunk.

735
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,067
Really?

736
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,300
Yeah.

737
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,843
We'll pick out a color,
you know, lar, it's, like,

738
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,066
you're making me very happy now.

739
00:23:58,067 --> 00:23:59,233
Well.

740
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,067
Okay, I think the red
would look good on you.

741
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,767
'Cause you're kind of
pale and pasty,

742
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,700
and this is a great color,
the red, it's fun.

743
00:24:06,733 --> 00:24:08,043
What are you saying,
pale and pasty for?

744
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,433
Well, you are, you're not
one from the sunshine.

745
00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:11,267
I play golf.

746
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,600
I'm out, I get sun.

747
00:24:12,633 --> 00:24:14,609
Alright, Larry, I just think
the red is a good color.

748
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,767
I have blue, I have green.

749
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,567
The red, I'll take
the red, yeah.

750
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,267
But the red is good for you.

751
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,267
It's, like, I look at them...

752
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,200
Indiana. You know,
I had a friend who's,

753
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:24,100
who's sister went
there years ago.

754
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:26,066
So there you go, it's perfect.

755
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,333
I don't think I have a bag.

756
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,576
Let me go in the house,
and I'll get you something.

757
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,109
That's alright, I don't need
a bag, I'll just take it.

758
00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:32,066
Alright, fine,
you made me happy, Larry.

759
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,733
Alright, what is it, 60 bucks?

760
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,066
It's 100 bucks, darling,
what are you crazy?

761
00:24:36,067 --> 00:24:37,533
No, you know, lar?

762
00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:38,300
Me to you.

763
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,467
Get out of here.

764
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,776
No, don't, no, I will
not take your money.

765
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,433
Your money's no
good here, darling.

766
00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:44,600
All is forgiven, honey.

767
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:45,867
Alright.

768
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,800
Da, dum, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da.

769
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,467
Perfect.

770
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,500
Great.

771
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,233
You get everything
the first time.

772
00:24:57,267 --> 00:25:00,333
No, no, no, I've been drilling
that thing for two hours.

773
00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:01,576
Well, see, you do your
homework, which is good.

774
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,467
Yeah, well, I do.

775
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,200
Okay, they're over there.

776
00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,367
Right there, turn around.

777
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,067
Right over there.

778
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,900
Hey. Hey.

779
00:25:06,933 --> 00:25:07,433
Straight.

780
00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:08,600
I got it.

781
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,733
Hi ya you doin'?

782
00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:11,333
Listen, I wanna say something.

783
00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:14,767
Happy birthday.

784
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,767
Oh, alright, this is ridiculous.

785
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,367
You don't have
to do that, Larry.

786
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,167
I know I didn't have to,
but I wanted to.

787
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,067
I'm sorry.

788
00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:23,100
Let me just say, I'm sorry.

789
00:25:23,133 --> 00:25:24,100
Really, no, no, no.

790
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,367
I've been, like,
stressed out of my mind.

791
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,576
Listen, I stabbed you
in the eye, man.

792
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,467
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

793
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,867
I've been crazed about
this thing,

794
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:32,309
and getting into your space, and
I shouldn't get into your space.

795
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,066
You're doing what you're doing,
I'm doing what I'm doing.

796
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,943
We're working together,
we're gonna make it work.

797
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:36,767
And I'm sorry, okay?

798
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,967
Well, I'm sorry too.

799
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:39,676
Okay, well, let's just,
let's be friends, okay?

800
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,733
Alright.

801
00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,100
And you didn't have
to get me a gift.

802
00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,600
I'm sorry.

803
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:45,867
What is this?

804
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,100
Open it up!

805
00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:48,933
Oh, you got me a gift.

806
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,600
I knew you liked it.

807
00:25:56,633 --> 00:25:58,067
Oh, yeah.

808
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,400
Yeah. It's one of those, it's a
sweatshirt with studs on it.

809
00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:02,200
Yeah.

810
00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:04,300
Indiana.

811
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,100
These are the ones that susie...

812
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:06,633
Yes, I know.

813
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:07,567
That's right.

814
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,567
She told me how much
you liked them.

815
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,967
Oh, I love these.

816
00:26:10,067 --> 00:26:11,409
She said you, you like
flipped out over them.

817
00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:12,933
So I thought, uh, you know, I,

818
00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:14,309
I thought it was
like a perfect gift.

819
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,400
Like a fun sweatshirt.

820
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:17,667
Well...

821
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,167
Well, happy birthday.

822
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,467
Thank you, thank you.

823
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,100
Okay.

824
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,300
Alright.

825
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,167
High five.

826
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,767
Oh, yeah, sorry.

827
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,467
Okay, guys, let's get started,
uh, top of scene three.

828
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,100
Alright.

829
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,333
Better get a script.

830
00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:35,600
Not off book yet?

831
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:36,733
Huh?

832
00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:38,867
Uh, not on this scene,
not on this scene.

833
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:40,800
Larry, you enter
from stage left.

834
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,667
Is that my left,

835
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,167
or if I'm sitting
in the audience my left?

836
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,933
Which...

837
00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:48,400
It's your left, right now.

838
00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:49,967
Okay, so that way.

839
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,200
I always get those mixed up.

840
00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:52,533
That's very hard.

841
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,633
Leo!

842
00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,633
Leo!

843
00:26:56,667 --> 00:27:00,333
( Piano music )

844
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:03,700
* everything has its season *

845
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:07,067
* everything has its time *

846
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:13,133
* show me a reason,
and I'll soon show you a rhyme *

847
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:16,267
* cats fit on the window sill *

848
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:20,433
* children fit in the snow *

849
00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:28,066
* why do I feel I don't fit in,
anywhere I go *

850
00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:34,567
* rivers belong
where they can ramble *

851
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:41,167
* eagles belong
where they can fly *

852
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:48,200
* I've got to be where
my spirit can run free *

853
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:52,400
* gotta find my corner *

854
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:59,233
* now's our inning,
stand the world on its ear *

855
00:27:59,267 --> 00:28:05,567
* set it spinning,
that'll be just the beginning *

856
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,066
* turn it up

857
00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,833
* like a light

858
00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:09,767
* we've got nothing
to hit but the heights *

859
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,300
okay, let's go.

860
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,343
Come on, right after this song.

861
00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:15,100
Oh, my gosh,
I can't take anymore.

862
00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:16,333
Come on, it's gypsy.

863
00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:17,633
I'll be outside.

864
00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:19,267
* just you wait

865
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:24,767
* that lucky star
I talk about is due *

866
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,333
* due

867
00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:31,233
* honey, everything's
coming up roses... *

868
00:28:31,267 --> 00:28:37,066
* for me and for you

869
00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:39,067
thank you, thank you very much.

870
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:46,333
Captions copyright 2003
home box office, inc.

871
00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:46,767
Captioned by
hbo communications center

872
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,467
your hand,