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* Leo and Max,
up off our backs *

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* back on the great white way *

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* Leo and Max,
back on the tracks *

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* we're back on top to stay *

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okay, that's enough.

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Larry, you've been
doing your homework.

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I'm all astonishment.

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Really?!

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It is fantastic, fierce,
absolutely, fierce.

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Was it fierce, it was fierce?

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Yes, it was fierce.

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Really fierce. Really fierce?

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My problem-child no longer.

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How did, uh, I mean,
was I there too, or?

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Yeah, yeah, you were
doing the steps, um,

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a little bit late
on the pod-beret,

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which then makes you late
for the hitch-kick, so.

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Pod-beret's are really tough.

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Pod-beret's are, like,
the toughest thing.

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It'll get easier.

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Yeah.

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But, oh my god, the difference
is just astonishing.

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I know, I don't even think
about it anymore, I just do it.

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Yeah, no, of course not.

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You know, I just do it, yeah.

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'Cause it's in
the muscle memory now.

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Hey, Michael,
too bad you can't see.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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It was great, Michael.

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Alright, thank you, great.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Don't let that
pod-beret stuff...

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Oh, no, I'm not
worried about it.

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I mean, I'll get it.

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If you wanna do
any extra work on that,

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you wanna continue?

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Oh, I can't today,
I'm meeting, uh, my dad,

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but, uh, tomorrow
would be great.

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Oh, okay.

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Your dad, huh? Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, he lives here?

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No kidding? Yeah.

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Wow, what does he do?

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Mm, um, you know, health-glo?

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The mixed nuts?

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Yeah, I've seen that,
absolutely.

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That's his?

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That's him,
my dad is health-glo...

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Wow.

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He started that when, like,
when he was, like, I don't know,

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right out of college
or something.

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You know what?

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I get ideas all the time
about mixed nut packages...

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Like, I'll see a mixed
nut package, I'll think,

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what would I want
to put in a mixed nut.

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And I have, like,
my own ideas about that,

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maybe I could pitch
some ideas to your dad.

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How would that be?

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If I said I want
to combine a pecan

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and a blueberry, you know?

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Yeah.

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And a dry cherry,
and maybe a, uh...

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A filber or something?

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You know, it's kind of like
everyone has their idea

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of what would be the best combo.

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Just pitching,
you know how it is.

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Come on, you must get people
on the street come up

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and pitch you story ideas
and stuff, it's just,

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you know what,
stay in your element.

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Yeah.

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But I do have some good ideas.

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I'm sure you do.

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Hey, 9:00 A.M. tomorrow, guys.

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Oh, okay. Okay.

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I'm gonna go get a snack.

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Snack? Ye.

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I'll go with you.

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Oh, great.

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You and David are so good
together, I'm so happy.

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Love him, love that guy.

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Your chemistry together
is fierce.

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It is fierce.

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Absolutely fierce, totally.

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It's fierce.

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Ah, so much better than Ben,
don't you think?

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Ben was so bossy.

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Yeah, you know and he had
that kind of entitled attitude,

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I don't care for it at all.

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Totally, I know.

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Oh my god, my friend Anthony was
supposed to come to rehearsal,

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that's right,
and he didn't show up.

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Oh, I'm so worried about him.

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He's a doctor, he's gorgeous,
he's smart, obviously,

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and he's single now, he just
had a horrible break up.

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So I'm kind of
looking for somebody

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to match him up with, now.

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Is he good looking?

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Gorgeous.

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* ba-da-ba-da-da, pirate's
Booty, pirates Booty *

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no, you're embarrassing me,
stop it, no.

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I can't have pirate's Booty?

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No, but you can have a pear.

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Hey.

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What?

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Look at this, health-glo.

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Those are, uh,
David schwimmer's dad's nuts.

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Yeah.

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Yes, let's check these out.

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Good stats.

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Look at this, there's only
four cashews in here.

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Well, the numbers are good.

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Look, they're all the same.

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This one's got four, three.

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That's probably a mistake.

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The whole cashew-raisin
balance is askew.

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It's awful.

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There's gotta be more cashews.

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Absolutely.

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Schwimmer's dad's really pulling
a fast one here, you know?

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Alright, well.

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You can still eat
two packages of them.

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Okay, fine, two packages,
you know what?

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I gotta get out of this place,
I gotta get to my office.

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Okay.

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* back on the great white way *

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hey Broadway.

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How was rehearsal?

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It was good.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Schwimmer's great.

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Is he great?

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He's fierce. Is he?

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Yes.

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Look at you with
the dancing terms.

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I'm glad it's going well.

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Yeah, it's going great.

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I got you a little something
to say thank you

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for those tonight show tickets.

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Really, you didn't
have to do that.

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My mom had the best time.

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What have you got?

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Just a little thing.

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Oh, picture frame, thank you.

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I didn't know what to get you

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and Cheryl said
it might be nice.

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You know, you can put a little
glamour-shot of her on the desk.

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Oh, is that what she suggested?

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And the dental-hygienist called,

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she said, please call
when you get in.

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Dental-hygienist?

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Hm, I wonder what she wants.

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I just saw her last week.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh.

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Get together?

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You and me?

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Really?

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Am I being too forward?

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'Cause, when you
were at the office,

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you gave me the tongue sign.

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Tongue sign?

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I was just really trying to
get some cotton out of my mouth.

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( Chuckle )

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So, uh, I don't get it, why me?

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I don't know.

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You remind me of
my college history teacher.

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Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?

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Larry, I was, oh, I'm sorry, um.

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( Whispering ) you left your
script at the rehearsal.

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Oh, oh, thank you,
thank you so much.

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So, um, I can just
leave this here?

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Yeah, put it down
over there, thank you.

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Hello?

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So, where were we?

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She calls me, just,
out of the blue.

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Out of the blue.

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It's all set up
for next Thursday.

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Wow.

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Can I do this, is it wrong?

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You're never getting
another opportunity like this

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for the rest of your life,
you have to do this.

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It's a gift from your wife,
she wants you to do it.

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It's my 10th
anniversary present.

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It's your 10th
anniversary present.

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You have to do it.

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Oh, I hope I can do it.

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She's fierce.

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Okay, at first I thought
it was my imagination,

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but you're talking really gay.

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No, no, no, really gay.

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Get out of here.

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Fierce?

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Where does fierce come from?

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And everything is this and that.

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You know, what do you think?

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Steve, the choreographer,
says it all the time.

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Steve, the choreographer,

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you been spending
a lot of time with him?

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I probably picked up
some of his mannerisms.

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Some?

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All, you're him!

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You're him.

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You're Steve
the gay choreographer,

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you've become Steve the gay...

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Oh, it's not that bad.

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At first I thought it was,
no, no, no, then I, fierce!

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Okay.

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The fuck's going on
with your locker?

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What?

213
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It's a pigsty man.

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So what?

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It's a matter of the core,
have respect for the club.

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What are you doing? Throwing
all that shit on the ground.

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You know what?
Mind your own fucking business.

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Hey, norm.

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Hey, Jeff.

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Hey, norm.

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Hello, Larry.

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Hey, norm, you should've
seen rehearsals, man,

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they're really coming along.

224
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Oh, good, Mel told me.

225
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Hey, I forgot to ask you.

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Do you wanna play golf on
Saturday with Marty funkhauser?

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Sure.

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I don't think you'll
be playing golf

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with Marty funkhauser
this Saturday.

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Why?

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You know Leo, his father?

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Yeah.

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We lost him yesterday.

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Hodgkin's, real bad.

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Oh.

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I thought he had
the good hodgkin's.

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There's no such thing
as good hodgkin's.

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Yes, there is.

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How do you know,
what's your proof?

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What are you a scientific...

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I'm gonna tell you
how I know, okay?

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'Cause I used to
watch party of five...

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Party of five, right there.

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Charlie, the orphan son,
the oldest one.

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He had good hodgkin's.

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I wouldn't be going around
quoting good hodgkin's

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based on party of five.

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Just me.

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Okay, fine.

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( Jeff ) half off.

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Really? Half off, what a deal.

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Here you go, guys.

253
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You guys got a nice day.

254
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Thank you, sven.

255
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You're welcome.

256
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Alright, what is that?

257
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Is that Swedish, sven?

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It's Norwegian.

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I'm sorry, I thought
sven was a Swedish name.

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It's not.

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So I don't look Swedish, do I?

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It's a big difference.

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Apparently.

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What's the difference,
may I ask?

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Culture, looks, names,
history, food, dancing.

266
00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:33,233
Okay, okay, sorry,
honest mistake.

267
00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:36,967
Are swedes touchy if you
refer to them as Norwegians?

268
00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:37,967
Why don't you ask a Swede?

269
00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:40,167
Yeah, maybe I will.

270
00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:43,800
Hey.

271
00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:44,767
Hey.

272
00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,200
Hey, fancy-pants.

273
00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,233
Oh yeah, I gotta
go to a funeral.

274
00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,700
Uh, oh, I'm sorry.

275
00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:51,467
Yeah, ah, it's a guy I knew.

276
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,100
Are you okay to move and stuff?

277
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,433
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

278
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,276
Hey, so I was in this
grocery store a few days ago.

279
00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,567
Yeah?

280
00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,066
And, uh, I saw a bag of
your dad's cashew-raisins.

281
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,067
Oh, good, good, did you get it?

282
00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:03,733
Yeah.

283
00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:05,533
It's kind of, uh...

284
00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,433
It's kind of skimping on
the cashews a little bit.

285
00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,100
Uh, what do you mean?

286
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,467
Well, there's like four cashews
in a whole bag, you know?

287
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,800
Um...

288
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,500
Here look, I'll show you.

289
00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,800
See?

290
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,600
Wow, you, you saved
a bag to show me.

291
00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:22,933
No, I didn't save it.

292
00:09:22,967 --> 00:09:25,066
I'm going to the funeral,
I need a snack, actually.

293
00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,143
I mean, they're very good,
they're delicious cashews,

294
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,443
but, you know, would it kill him

295
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,267
to put three more
cashews in there?

296
00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,409
I think, you know what it is?

297
00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:33,066
I mean, the cashews
are expensive, first of all,

298
00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:37,900
um, there's a shortage
right now.

299
00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:41,800
Yes, it's for
the last several years, um...

300
00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,943
I never read about
a cashew shortage.

301
00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:45,167
Well, that's because
you're not in the industry.

302
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,543
Can I give him a little
piece of advice?

303
00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:47,600
Please.

304
00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:50,833
I would call it raisins.

305
00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:54,300
And then let people be
surprised by the cashews.

306
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,600
You're not serious, are you?

307
00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:57,767
I am, yeah.

308
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,267
It's better than
being disappointed

309
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,633
by buying something
called cashew-raisins.

310
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,067
We could put more in there, but
they'd charge you a lot more.

311
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,133
That's the balance.

312
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,200
We wanted to make an
affordable snack, Larry.

313
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,633
An affordable snack.

314
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,200
Give me three more
cashews in here.

315
00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:11,633
I'll be a happy man.

316
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,033
Then I think you got
the right ratio, that's all.

317
00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,233
No big deal.

318
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,567
Should we just, rehearse?

319
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,600
Can we get started?

320
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,567
Hey.

321
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,833
Hey.

322
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,567
Look at this.

323
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,667
Letter from the club.

324
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,200
I didn't get one.

325
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,400
Having a dirty locker.

326
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,733
You're kidding me.

327
00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,833
If I don't clean it,
they're gonna suspend me.

328
00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,667
Believe this bullshit?

329
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,833
Wow, how do you think
they found out?

330
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,167
Norm.

331
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,900
Norm, why would he
do something like that?

332
00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:46,067
He hates me.

333
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:46,933
He hates you, huh?

334
00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:48,233
He hates me.

335
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,667
Wow, that's a horrible
thing to do.

336
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,633
Terrible, yeah.

337
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,467
What do you eat
those things for?

338
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,767
What, health-glo.

339
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,633
There's no cashews in there,
I love cashews.

340
00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,709
They put no cashews in there.

341
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:00,967
Yeah, you know who makes it?

342
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:01,567
Who?

343
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,567
Schwimmer's father.

344
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,843
Swear to god. You're kidding me.

345
00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,900
Wow, you ought to tell him
to add more cashews.

346
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,933
Guess what, I did.

347
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,900
Really?

348
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,567
Wow, great, great.

349
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,467
( Jeff ) hey, norm.

350
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,600
Uh, shalom, Jeff.

351
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,300
Hey, norm.

352
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,200
Yeah?

353
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,433
Care for some, uh,
cashew-raisins?

354
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,067
No, I have no appetite.

355
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:22,733
Hey, norm, let me
ask you something.

356
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:28,267
I got a letter from the club
about having a dirty locker.

357
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,233
They don't like dirty lockers.

358
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,067
Yeah.

359
00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:32,233
You remember Burt suzuki?

360
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:33,300
Yeah.

361
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,433
They kicked him out
a couple of months ago.

362
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,067
Filthy locker, filthy.

363
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,276
Yeah, I was just
kind of wondering,

364
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,567
maybe, if you had
anything to do with that?

365
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,433
Me?

366
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,300
Yeah.

367
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,600
No.

368
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,633
You sure?

369
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,067
Yeah.

370
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,233
( Piano music )

371
00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,067
I'm very sorry.

372
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,067
Thank you, very much.

373
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,833
Very sorry.

374
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,767
Very sorry.

375
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,367
Hi Larry.

376
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,167
Sorry about your uncle.

377
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,733
Thank you, very much.

378
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,367
Very sorry.

379
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,167
Very sorry.

380
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,767
Sorry about your dad.

381
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,200
Thanks, Larry.

382
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,667
He was a good man.

383
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,967
He was a great man.

384
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:44,100
Maybe we'll play golf some time,
when you're, feel better.

385
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:49,066
Feel up to it.

386
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:53,267
I don't want to give you that
weatherman's tip, you know?

387
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,700
Right now, I'm in mourning.

388
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,300
No, I'm not saying now,
but some other time, you know.

389
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:02,633
We'll talk about it,
do it, what you have to do.

390
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,533
What's with the open casket?

391
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,200
Yeah, why do we have
to go look at that.

392
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:12,066
Hey, Jeff rosenthal.

393
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,700
He was a writer
on party of five.

394
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,633
That guy, really?

395
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,533
Yeah.

396
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,633
Go ask him.

397
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,600
Excuse me.

398
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,767
I'm sorry, can I talk
to you for a second?

399
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,900
Sure.

400
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,066
Um, this is gonna
sound a little crazy,

401
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,833
wait, did you work
on party of five?

402
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,066
Yeah.

403
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,867
You remember the season
when Charlie had hodgkin's?

404
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,333
Right, yeah, yeah.

405
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:36,433
Yeah, okay, so in the show
didn't he have good hodgkin's?

406
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:40,967
Well, he had hodgkin's
that he survived, I mean,

407
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,176
I don't know if that's good,

408
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,167
but he survived it
so that was good.

409
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,243
But isn't there a good hodgkin's
and a bad hodgkin's?

410
00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:50,933
No, there's hodgkin's
and non-hodgkin's lymphoma.

411
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:54,066
And hodgkin's disease
has a better survival rate.

412
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,633
Okay, so that's
a better hodgkin's.

413
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,833
I mean, that's a valid point,

414
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,467
but I wouldn't say it was good.

415
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,267
It's better.

416
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,733
It's better.

417
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:06,267
Okay.

418
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,767
But not good.

419
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,633
Better.

420
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,066
Okay, there's two
kinds of hodgkin's,

421
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,066
one has a better survival rate
than the other.

422
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,533
Right.

423
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,066
Okay, so it's good.

424
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,100
No, it's not good.

425
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,309
Well, it's better
than the other.

426
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,867
Okay, better, but it's not good.

427
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,833
Well, compared to
the other it's good.

428
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,533
What?

429
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,700
My 5-wood's in there.

430
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:44,633
What?

431
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,133
Go see for yourself,
it's my 5-wood.

432
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,833
Oh my god.

433
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,233
The fuck is my 5-wood
doing in the casket?

434
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,767
I have no idea.

435
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,600
Well, he'd probably wanted
be bury with his golf club.

436
00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,867
Yeah?

437
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,467
Sven must have put my club
in there, probably on purpose.

438
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,767
That's a horrible thing to do.

439
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,267
That club's irreplaceable.

440
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,876
It's 10 years old,
they don't make it anymore.

441
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,867
Oh, I'm so sorry.

442
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,600
I'm sorry, man.

443
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:15,567
You got your clubs
in your trunk?

444
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,800
Yeah.

445
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,567
No, not, no, no, no.

446
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600
Why?

447
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,300
Because I like
the way mine feels.

448
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,767
Your club, I can get at
any store in the country.

449
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,100
But I like the feel.

450
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,243
It doesn't matter,
it's one club.

451
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,500
I like that club.

452
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,066
Why should this guy be buried
in eternity with my club?

453
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:31,833
That's not fair.

454
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,633
That's not fair.

455
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,567
I'll buy you a new club today,
the exact same...

456
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600
The exact same one.

457
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:45,633
And it better
have the same feel.

458
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:55,667
And it better
have the same feel.

459
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:52,400
My uncle Leo was
more than my uncle,

460
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,066
he was like a second
father to me.

461
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:58,066
And loved life,
my uncle Leo, didn't he?

462
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:01,800
He was a guy who
lived it to the hilt.

463
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:05,933
Loved his only son, Marty.

464
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,733
He loved a good walk.

465
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,933
Loved ginger-ale...

466
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,700
On ice with the fizz.

467
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,300
He liked driving his car.

468
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,800
Hated to fly.

469
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,900
Hey!

470
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,567
A short nap in the afternoon.

471
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,967
Jeopardy.

472
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,867
Jeopardy, those of you
that knew him,

473
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:27,800
disgusting. He loved to frame the
answers like questions, huh?

474
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:33,066
Every second Tuesday, a haircut.

475
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:36,967
I'm just gonna say goodbye
to my uncle Leo.

476
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,667
Marty, come here a minute.

477
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,667
Is this his 5-wood?

478
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,267
No, someone must
have switched it.

479
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,933
( Crowd gasping )

480
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:02,667
What is that?

481
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,300
Is that a cashew?

482
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,267
Yeah, it's a cashew.

483
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,067
It...

484
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,600
( Susie ) we are kicked
out of our country club

485
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,066
because of a fucking 5-iron?

486
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,800
It was a 5-wood.

487
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,133
Jeffrey?

488
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,109
You didn't know the golf-club
had your name on it?

489
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:42,333
Fucking idiot.

490
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:45,300
What are we supposed
to do now, alright?

491
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,066
Where's Cheryl
gonna play tennis?

492
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,767
That's a good question,
where am I gonna play tennis?

493
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,733
I've been playing tennis
at that club for years.

494
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,066
She's in the tournaments,

495
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,676
she's one of the best
tennis players in the club.

496
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,066
She's not that great,
by the way.

497
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,476
No, as a matter of fact I am and
I think I proved that, okay?

498
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,900
I beat her 6-one, 6-love.

499
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,433
Two years ago.

500
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,667
Two years ago?

501
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,400
And your still
hanging onto that.

502
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,276
You know how many times
I've played tennis since then,

503
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,133
you know what?

504
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,533
Yeah.

505
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,100
The truth of the matter is
Cheryl cares about that club,

506
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,800
I care about that club,
Sammy goes to day-camp there

507
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,600
with the same kids
she's been with for years,

508
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:20,067
and you two don't give a shit
about anybody but yourself.

509
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,167
You're a fucking
narcissist, okay?

510
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,233
It's all a game,
all a big fucking game.

511
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,300
What are we gonna do?

512
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,167
You know what,
you're just so inconsiderate,

513
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,600
you don't even think about what's
gonna happen next, do you?

514
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,733
You know what, that 5-wood
was irreplaceable, okay?

515
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:33,733
Mine's replaceable.

516
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:34,943
Yeah, and I'll tell you
something else.

517
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,333
I would rather be
out of that club,

518
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,067
with my 5-wood,
then in it without it.

519
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,167
Well, we would rather
you be in it without it.

520
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,500
We've no place to go,
no place to play.

521
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,333
It was our social life!

522
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,633
Okay, you know what?

523
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,733
I think my friend Julie
was just saying that

524
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,843
the Beverly park country club
might be taking new members.

525
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,300
Good course, it's pretty.

526
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,500
And it's a beautiful
country club.

527
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,600
Alright, look, I don't
want to offend you,

528
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:01,467
but there's, like, three fucking
Jews in the whole club, okay?

529
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,100
It's not for us, it's wasp,
wasp, republican city.

530
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,100
Okay, you know what?

531
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:07,267
I fit in with you
guys all the time,

532
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,633
for years, I've been
going to your thing, so.

533
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,376
How am I gonna even
get by in the interview?

534
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,767
This one would stick out
like a sore fucking thumb,

535
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,100
this Jew-face over here.

536
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,867
Oh, I'm more of
a Jew-face than you?

537
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,000
Hey fuck you, Larry,

538
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,900
okay, I didn't get us
into this predicament.

539
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,967
I'm much more gentile
than you are.

540
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,067
Okay, okay, look.

541
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,900
We get an interview,
we go in there.

542
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,133
It's a great golf course.

543
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,433
It is, and they have
beautiful tennis courts.

544
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,600
Oh, but you know what.

545
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,433
You have to walk on that course,
there's no carts,

546
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:32,967
we like, yeah,
we like to take a cart.

547
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,600
I'm not joining.

548
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,243
It wouldn't hurt you
to walk a little Jeff.

549
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:37,476
So you get your exercise
when you go golfing,

550
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,600
that's what it's all about.

551
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,133
You can't exercise a little bit?

552
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:42,400
I'd have to get a doctor's note
in order to take a cart.

553
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:43,543
So get a fucking doctor's note!

554
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,233
I don't know any doctor.

555
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,633
Oh, it's always
something with them.

556
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,567
Husky.

557
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,100
Hey husky, come on.

558
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,267
What's going on,
what are you doing?

559
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,933
Should I sit?

560
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,633
Yeah.

561
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,233
( Growling )

562
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,900
( Screaming )

563
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:29,600
The dog bit my penis!

564
00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:42,667
Fucking dog should
be put to sleep.

565
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,167
( Cheryl ) he should
be put to sleep.

566
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,367
You think so too?

567
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,167
It's biting people,
Jeff, that's dangerous.

568
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,767
He's never bitten
anybody before, ever.

569
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,443
Hey, it's not the first time
with you and the dog,

570
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:51,333
I know that.

571
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,700
What does that mean?

572
00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,667
What happened with the dog?

573
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,467
Tell her.

574
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,167
Nothing happened with the dog.

575
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,700
Well, obviously
something happened,

576
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,676
'cause he just said it's not the
first incident, what happened?

577
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,367
He pet the dog before.

578
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,100
Dog was in his lap,
he got up, he had a boner.

579
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:10,733
Why did the dog
give you an erection?

580
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,833
Okay, and why didn't you
tell me about that?

581
00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,833
First of all,
that's not true, okay?

582
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:16,833
That's not true.

583
00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:17,700
I was petting the...

584
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:18,667
Why would he say that?

585
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,300
Because he's a moron,
because he's...

586
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,066
I'm making it up from
thin air, what happened?

587
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,767
I was petting the dog,

588
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,076
and then the dog left and I
got up and I adjusted my pants.

589
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,067
You know not, not...

590
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:28,267
Because you had an erection?

591
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,066
No, because I just had to
adjust my pants, that's all.

592
00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:30,867
And then susie saw me.

593
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,333
What was the dog doing to you?

594
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:33,933
Nothing, I was just petting it.

595
00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:35,433
You see what you did?

596
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,100
You see what you did now?

597
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,243
Oh my god, wait a second,
wait a second.

598
00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:39,967
Is that why Ted Danson
didn't want you

599
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,100
to take care of his dog?

600
00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:43,400
Mmm-hmm.

601
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,733
Oh, god, I'm so sorry
to keep you waiting.

602
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,900
It's privacy here.

603
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:54,367
Okay, let me see,
I just got this,

604
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,809
I'm sorry, I haven't
really looked at it.

605
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:59,233
Um, they checked you
in outside and, uh,

606
00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:01,833
you don't have any allergies
to medicines or, uh...

607
00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:02,767
No, no.

608
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,109
You have a history
of heart disease?

609
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,533
Uh, high blood-pressure?

610
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:06,800
Eczema, anything like that?

611
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,367
No, no.

612
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,767
Okay, good, good.

613
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,600
Um, alright,
so what's the problem?

614
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:20,067
I, uh...

615
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:27,100
A dog, uh...

616
00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,200
A dog?

617
00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:31,200
Bit me over there, bit my penis.

618
00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:36,267
A dog bit your penis?

619
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:41,167
Okay, well, that
sounds painful, sorry.

620
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,733
Um, let's see okay, Larry David?

621
00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:51,500
Oh, my god.

622
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,167
Are you in the producers?

623
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,467
Yeah.

624
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,967
I'm best friends with Steve.

625
00:23:57,067 --> 00:24:00,533
Steve the choreographer
for the producers.

626
00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,833
Anthony?

627
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:03,933
Yes.

628
00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:04,867
Yes.

629
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,267
He mentioned me then.

630
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:10,467
He's told me a lot about you,
actually, he said that, uh...

631
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,700
I think you love
to play golf and,

632
00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,800
I golf too,

633
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:18,133
that's the only reason
I'm bringing it up.

634
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:22,500
So, okay, well, I'll go
all day if you let me.

635
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,167
Why don't you
give me mister baggie.

636
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,900
And just stand up and,
show me what the dog did.

637
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,300
And he says to you,
you got it out there,

638
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,833
but it's low and to the right.

639
00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:47,400
Hello, hi.

640
00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:50,200
Erin told us to come right in.

641
00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:50,733
You're expecting us.

642
00:24:50,767 --> 00:24:51,333
Uh, Cheryl?

643
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:51,933
Yes, Cheryl.

644
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:53,100
Jim rummington.

645
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,100
Nice to meet you.

646
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,133
Hello Jim, Larry.

647
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,767
Larry?

648
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,333
What a great pleasure
to meet you.

649
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,200
I'm sure it's ours, sir.

650
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:00,933
Please, have a seat.

651
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,066
Oh, thank you.

652
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:02,667
( Larry ) here you go,
sweetheart, here.

653
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,066
Thank you, darling.

654
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,967
By the way, gentleman,

655
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:11,567
I must comment on how
friendly everybody was.

656
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,667
We just parked our
Hummer in the lot.

657
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:14,733
You have a Hummer?

658
00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:16,067
Oh yes.

659
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,300
How do you like it?

660
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,067
Oh, like it?

661
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,067
It's very roomy.

662
00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:20,967
What a beauty.

663
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,267
Fascinating.

664
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,800
Yeah, I'm not really too worried
about the global-warming.

665
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,633
People like it
a little warmer, don't they?

666
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,167
I mean, am I crazy here?

667
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,633
By the way, where did
you go to school?

668
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,100
New haven, went to Yale.

669
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,633
Oh, I see, I see.

670
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,100
Did you meet in school, is it?

671
00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:39,267
Um, no, actually,

672
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,900
it's, uh, sort of a
may-December relationship.

673
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,233
I don't know if you've noticed.

674
00:25:43,267 --> 00:25:44,600
Well, I would
call it may-October,

675
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,200
I wouldn't go so far
as to say December.

676
00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:50,433
No, we met at a fund-raiser.

677
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,733
Oh, oh, what was
the fund-raiser?

678
00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:53,667
It was for, uh...

679
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,066
Reagan. Ronald Reagan.

680
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:55,867
Oh yeah, oh I see.

681
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,200
Yeah, we were both volunteering.

682
00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,800
Just volunteering
our time and our effort.

683
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,100
Good for you.

684
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:03,400
Because when you're young,

685
00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:06,100
you, the energy and
the power to do those things.

686
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,267
Yes.

687
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,367
But now, that's
the interesting question,

688
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,767
what do you do afterwards?

689
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,200
Right.

690
00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:15,333
That's a good question,
what do you do after that?

691
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,743
You maintain that
kind of commitment.

692
00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:17,933
Yeah.

693
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,367
We come to a place like
this beautiful country club,

694
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,333
and we, make, uh...

695
00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,333
Magnificent, really,
just magnificent.

696
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:26,300
You feel comfortable here?

697
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,833
Oh, so at home.

698
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,067
Quite comfortable.

699
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,867
Let me say the golf course
is magnificent too,

700
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,500
you know, I'm fairly
new to golf.

701
00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:37,667
Um, Polo was my game.

702
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,733
Really?

703
00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,800
Oh, when I had
a terrible accident,

704
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,309
I got hit with
a mallet in the head and,

705
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,467
uh, fell off the horse,
and, uh, unfortunately I,

706
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,800
my Polo days were over,

707
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,667
but I found the swing
really works for golf, it's...

708
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,400
Yes, he's a natural.

709
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,767
I picked it up right away.

710
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,376
You know that's right
it is a similar swing.

711
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,967
Think about it, yeah.

712
00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:57,167
Right.

713
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,267
By the way, did I notice a, uh,

714
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:03,066
log-cabin republican
in the parking lot?

715
00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,200
Was that you?

716
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,400
Did you let that one in, Ken?

717
00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,900
( Laughing )

718
00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:09,800
Okay.

719
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,733
I thought we did.

720
00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,067
Let me ask you a question.

721
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:15,400
What hobbies or social societies
have you been involved in?

722
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,509
Mm, that's a fair question.

723
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,133
Outside of golf of course.

724
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:19,467
We like sailing, uh...

725
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,633
Yes, we sail as a pair.

726
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:24,933
Got a, uh, schooner
down at the Marina.

727
00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:27,066
A schooner in the Marina,
well, that's marvelous,

728
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,433
you must know Baxter Churchill?

729
00:27:28,467 --> 00:27:29,767
Of course.

730
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,933
Yes, yes.

731
00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:34,066
Do you sail it yourself
or do you have a captain?

732
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:38,200
Occasionally I'll bring
a captain in if it's windy.

733
00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,809
Could I ask you a few
more questions about,

734
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,400
uh, organizations
that you belong to?

735
00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:44,133
Absolutely.

736
00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:48,667
Well, I'm a moose... And an elk.

737
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,667
You're a moose and an elk?

738
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,100
I'm a moose and
an elk, yes, yeah.

739
00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,100
That's extraordinary.

740
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,300
I'm in the rotary club.

741
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:57,200
Well, oh my.

742
00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:59,767
What other organizations
are you members of?

743
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,700
We're in the council
for conservative citizens.

744
00:28:02,733 --> 00:28:04,633
National right
to life committee,

745
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,767
we're in the
heritage foundation.

746
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,533
I think this has gone,
uh, rather well.

747
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,233
Proceedings have come to an end.

748
00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,200
Great.

749
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,967
We've, uh, enjoyed meeting you.

750
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,367
Oh, we've enjoyed meeting you.

751
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,500
You know what, gentlemen,
before we go, uh,

752
00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:19,633
unfortunately because
of my Polo accident,

753
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:23,133
I'm not able
to walk the course and,

754
00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:25,100
uh, I'll have to take a cart.

755
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,367
That's from my
personal physician.

756
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,533
Oh, I see.

757
00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:31,567
One, Anthony Parker,
doctor Anthony Parker.

758
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,700
( Phone ringing )

759
00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:40,433
Hello?

760
00:28:40,467 --> 00:28:42,133
Hey, dalilah, it's Larry David.

761
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:43,467
Hi, Larry.

762
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,300
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna
be able to make it tonight.

763
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,200
Why not?

764
00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:51,900
A dog bit my penis.

765
00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:55,867
( Dial tone )

766
00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,066
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