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Beautiful Sunday.

2
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We're sitting here like idiots.

3
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Should be playing golf.

4
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Yeah, how do you work
a glue gun?

5
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Oh, yeah, like I know
how to work a glue gun.

6
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Should we try going
to a public course?

7
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On a Sunday it'd be a long wait.

8
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When do you think I'm gonna
hear from the new club?

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Thursday.

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My interview went very well.

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I thought mine went great too.

12
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Yeah. It did?

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Did you have the tall blond guy?

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Two guys.

15
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Yeah, I think they, uh,
really took a shine to me,

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I gotta tell you,
yeah, I really do.

17
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Okay.

18
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I don't know what
to do without golf.

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When I'm done with this paper,
I'm gonna wander the streets.

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Wow.

21
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You wanna get the violin out?

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Get the violin out, it's sad.

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It is sad, yeah.

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Here's another thing,

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I'd love to get to this
dodger game tomorrow night.

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I called everybody I know.

27
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Yep. You did?

28
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Nothing? Nothing.

29
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Everybody at dodger stadium,
from top to bottom,

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nobody's got tickets.

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It's gonna be some game.

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I know, I wanna go too.

33
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It's too bad we got kicked
out of that golf club.

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Marty funkhauser has two
season tickets to the Dodgers

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his father just died,
he's probably not even going.

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I'm sure he's not gonna go,

37
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he hasn't even
gone back to work yet.

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He's not gonna go to the game. So,
he's not gonna go to the game.

39
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So, what's gonna
happen to those tickets?

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They're gonna go to waste.

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It is weird to ask a guy,
you know, his father just died,

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can we use your tickets?

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It is kind of tacky to do that.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Huh.

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Still, I mean...

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It doesn't hurt to ask,
it might be a way to...

48
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What do you do, just
call him up and say, hey?

49
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Marty, I know you're
still in mourning.

50
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Right.

51
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I'm sure you're still in...

52
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Marty, I know you're still
in mourning, but is there any...

53
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I feel your grief, but are
you gonna use those tickets?

54
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Marty, just so your tickets
don't go to waste.

55
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There's no good way
to go about it... none.

56
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Still.

57
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You know every Sunday
he has brunch over at nat's.

58
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Well, we gotta get some
breakfast anyway, right?

59
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We just say hello,
we happen to run into him...

60
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Let's go get some breakfast
maybe we'll run into him,

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say hello and just say you know,

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we'll feel it out,
check him out.

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Zip in, zip out, say hello.

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The subject of baseball comes
up, it comes up, that's all.

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Ah, see him? See him?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's tougher than
I thought, but hopefully...

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Hey, hey. Look at this.

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Look at here,
look what's going on here.

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Do me a favor,

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call me back
and we'll play maybe.

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Bye.

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Hey.

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How you doing, man?

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Good to see you guys.

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I can't believe
you come in here.

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I eat here all the time,

78
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I used to eat here with my dad.

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Oh.yeah.

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I've never seen
you guys here before.

81
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We thought, uh,
we were talking about it.

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I thought I'd try it out.

83
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We were hungry. Yeah.

84
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It's great food.

85
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Yeah, what's good?

86
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Well, I always order the Turkey.

87
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A little Turkey action today.

88
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A little Turkey action today?

89
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Turkey today.

90
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I just can't eat today.

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I've lost five pounds
in two days.

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I have no appetite.

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By the way, you know, I'd just
like to apologize again

94
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about the whole
five wood incident and...

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It's forgotten.

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'Cause you know, I hit
the shit out of that club.

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I know you do.

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You know that, you've
seen me hit that club.

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Let's not talk about
the five wood anymore, okay?

100
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Okay, alright, alright.

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You guys get into Beverly park?

102
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Not yet.

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Well, we interviewed.

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We're waiting to hear.
Waiting to hear.

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Good luck.

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Great course,
have you played it?

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Uh, no, uh, I'm a Jew.

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Ah, funny.

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Oh, hey, who do you like in
the dodger game tomorrow night?

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Oh, it's gonna be tough,
it should be a great game.

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Yeah.

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Sold out.

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It's a shame about your dad
and all because, you know,

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you probably, well, I guess,

115
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just not up for going
to a game, I guess, huh?

116
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No, I decided I'm gonna go.

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No kidding. Good for you.

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He would have wanted me to go.

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I think that's true.

120
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Mm-hmm, he would have,
most certainly.

121
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Hey, you know what,
if you're a little lonely,

122
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you need a little
companionship at the game,

123
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if you want me
to keep you company,

124
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I'd be happy to do it.

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I don't have a seat for you.

126
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What about your dad's seat?

127
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It's spoken for.

128
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Okay, alright.

129
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Okay, well,
you have a good time.

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Great seeing you guys.

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Turkey, gonna get the Turkey.

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You're gonna love it.

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Good.

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Where are those seats anyway?

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Uh, they're third base,
field level.

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Hmm.

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Good.

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Hey, you know what?

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If you hear of anything...

140
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Where am I gonna
hear of anything?

141
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Well, sometimes you hear
that some so and so's

142
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got a ticket an extra ticket.
The game's tomorrow.

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Okay.

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Well, if the person who
you're taking might drop out,

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you know...

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No dropping out.

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The tip, remember
the weatherman's tip?

148
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The statute of limitations
has gotta be up on that, no?

149
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You're still asking
about the golf tip?

150
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Uh, forget it.

151
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Daddy-o!

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Hey, hey.

153
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You, wearing that
old Seinfeld jacket?

154
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Oh, this?

155
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Yeah, you still
wearing that thing, eh?

156
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I'm trying to get
out of jury duty today.

157
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You know, I'd do it,

158
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but I'm in the middle of
rehearsals for the producers.

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So, that can help you
get out of jury duty?

160
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Yeah, 'cause they hate people
in the entertainment industry.

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They don't want them serving
on juries, so, I thought,

162
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you know, what the hell?

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( Laughing )

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And if you've got
a Seinfeld jacket,

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they'll throw you out of there?

166
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Yeah. Alright.

167
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Alright.

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Hello, darling. Hello, darling.

169
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Hello, look who's here,
my beautiful wife.

170
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I know that girl from someplace.

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She looks very familiar.

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I'm glad I caught you.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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I gotta go downtown.

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Oh, for jury duty.

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It's hard to get
out of these things.

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I don't know what, I'm gonna
have to make something up.

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I would serve if they made me
the foreman, but, you know...

180
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Yeah, I don't think
you get to choose.

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I can't serve
under another foreman.

182
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That's not gonna work.

183
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No, and then what are you doing?

184
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I'm gonna go, I guess,
I'll go to Jeff's house

185
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and watch the game.

186
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Would you rather go to the game?

187
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I got you tickets.

188
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What are you, kidding me?

189
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Where did you get these from?

190
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You know what, I'm not
gonna reveal my sources.

191
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But just trust me they're good,
I got you two tickets...

192
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That's pretty high up
on the alphabet.

193
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Okay, then, you know what?

194
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I'm just joking around, come on.

195
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You wanna go with me?

196
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No, no.

197
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Go, go with Jeff, I know you
guys were working on tickets.

198
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That is so nice.

199
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Oh, oh.

200
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Thank you,
that's so nice of you.

201
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Okay, well, you guys have fun.

202
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Okay.

203
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You have a wonderful
girl over there.

204
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Yeah.

205
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What are you doing,
TV guide crossword puzzle?

206
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Yeah, tell you the truth,
I'm having so much trouble

207
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with the glaucoma,
the pressure on the eyes.

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Alright, look.

209
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I've told you 10 times already.

210
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Let me get you the,
you know, some marijuana.

211
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No, son, come on,
again with the marijuana.

212
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Will you stop already?

213
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Do I look like
some kind of beatnik?

214
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I'm not gonna
with the marijuana.

215
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What beatnik?
It's good for glaucoma.

216
00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,533
It'll make you feel better.

217
00:07:02,567 --> 00:07:05,066
Medication is, well, it's
not working, but I think...

218
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You take a couple of puffs,
you'll feel better, so what?

219
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Is that bad?

220
00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:09,967
Why should you be
in pain like that?

221
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Alright, will you stop
nudging me about that, I...

222
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Just do it, if I get it,
will you do it?

223
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Where you gonna get this?

224
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I have no idea.

225
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You gonna go out
on the street and pick up...

226
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I don't know how
I'm gonna get it,

227
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but, I'm gonna
get it for you, okay?

228
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If you'll do it with me.

229
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I'm not gonna have any,
but you will.

230
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Alright.

231
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Alright, I'll see you later.

232
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Alright, right.

233
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Ms. Whitaker, have you ever
served on a jury before?

234
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No.

235
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Have you ever been
the victim of a crime?

236
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No.

237
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Is there any reason you can
think of that you would not

238
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be able to decide this case
in a fair and impartial manner?

239
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No.

240
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Okay, thank you for your time.

241
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Absolutely.

242
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Moving on, your honor.

243
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Could you state your name, sir?

244
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Larry David.

245
00:08:00,733 --> 00:08:03,066
Mr. David, I'm counselor condon.

246
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:06,267
Counselor condon,
nice to meet you.

247
00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,100
Uh, have you ever served
on a jury before?

248
00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:09,467
No.

249
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Have you ever been the victim
of a serious crime?

250
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My cousin once stole
an almond joy from me,

251
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was upsetting at
the time, but uh...

252
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I don't think that would be
considered a serious crime.

253
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Is there any reason you can
think of that you would not

254
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be able to decide this case
in a fair and impartial manner?

255
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I don't know if I could
be impartial, Mr. condon,

256
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given that the defendant
is a negro.

257
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Problem?

258
00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,700
Good afternoon, good afternoon.

259
00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:11,400
Uh, I couldn't help
but notice the, uh...

260
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The transaction
between you and the...

261
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,867
The other gentleman, uh...

262
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,467
What exactly were
you thinking of?

263
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,100
A little, uh, a little
weed going, you know?

264
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,633
Some weed?

265
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,600
Yeah, I got it,
I got it, yeah, you know.

266
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,533
First of all, you can
calm down a little.

267
00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:30,367
Sure.

268
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,576
Just, you know, relax, just...

269
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,067
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm...

270
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,633
Create the illusion that we're
friends talking here, alright?

271
00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:38,200
You kidding me?

272
00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:38,967
You know what?

273
00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,067
You're 100% right.

274
00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:41,209
That's too much,
alright, that, yeah...

275
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,167
Okay, you're doing
fine, alright?

276
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,933
Alright. Just chill out.

277
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:47,200
Well, I can get you an ounce of,
like, some real, you know,

278
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:51,200
hydroponic scientific stuff,
but that'll run you $500 bucks.

279
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,167
Hydroponic?

280
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,533
Yeah.

281
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,367
I'm not looking for
a sound system, my friend.

282
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,767
You know what I mean?

283
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,567
Just looking to get my father
a little, a little relief.

284
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,967
Let's play it safe, I'll give
you an ounce of schwag.

285
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,733
Schwag?

286
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,033
It'll cost you $200 bucks.

287
00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:09,033
An ounce of schwag, $200.

288
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,433
$200.

289
00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:13,567
Is that a fair, fair price
you're quoting me there, sir?

290
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,033
Look, you can pay me
$200 bucks or go fuck yourself.

291
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:17,967
Okay, well...

292
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,409
Look, I don't need
to sell the drugs,

293
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:21,767
the drugs'll sell themselves.

294
00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,233
Sure. You know, forget it.

295
00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:26,367
No, just keep walking.

296
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,609
No, let's do schwag,
schwag, $200 for the schwag,

297
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,967
no, no, no, no, schwag,
$200, okay, I got it.

298
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,609
I got it, so, what do we do,
what happens now?

299
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,100
You got $200 on you?

300
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,767
Yes, yes.

301
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,700
Alright, take out
the $200 bucks.

302
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,067
I'll count to three,
where is it?

303
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,167
It's right here.

304
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,643
Let me hold, let me
put my hand on it.

305
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:40,900
Just give me your money, sir.

306
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,200
One, I got, you're not
letting me put my hand...

307
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,433
Your hand is on it,
your hand is on it.

308
00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:48,800
Alright. One, two, three.

309
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,733
Alright, now, keep walking.

310
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:53,067
Okay, any particular direction?

311
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,300
Just, just, just please move.

312
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,200
Which?

313
00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,600
Just walk, just walk, just walk.

314
00:10:57,633 --> 00:11:00,067
Jesus Christ.

315
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,733
I gotta go this way.

316
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,067
Just go, just go.

317
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,067
What?

318
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,066
Oh, Jeff, you're not
going to the game?

319
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,833
What are you kidding?

320
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,066
Oh, my god.

321
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,467
No, it took me so long in court,

322
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,066
now I can't even
ask Cheryl to go.

323
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,633
Aw, you should see the traffic.

324
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,433
The only thing moving
is the carpool Lane.

325
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,867
I'll never make it,
I'm just gonna go home.

326
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,167
I'm not gonna use
the carpool Lane by myself.

327
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,133
'Cause I, I don't want to.

328
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:36,667
Well, that's the difference
between you and me.

329
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,933
Alright, goodbye.

330
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,066
Hey, daddy.

331
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,400
You wanna date with mama?

332
00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:53,600
Get in the car.

333
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,133
So, what's your name?

334
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,367
Moneena.

335
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,067
What you, what you into today?

336
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,667
A little lollipop love?

337
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,066
A little digging for diamonds?

338
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:12,600
See, actually, I'm not really
interested in any sex per se.

339
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:15,967
Per se, you one of those freaky
motherfuckers or something?

340
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,676
To tell you the truth,
what I'd really like to do

341
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,667
is I wanna go to dodger stadium

342
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:23,133
and, uh, I wanna go to the game
and I'll pay you for your time,

343
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,767
if, what, five hours, it'll be.

344
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,500
You just want me
to sit in the car?

345
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,467
Just sit in the car,
that's all you have to do.

346
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,900
Oh, you a crazy sonofabitch.

347
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:32,100
Alright, $1,000.

348
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,267
$1,000, what are you kidding me?

349
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,800
That's for, uh...

350
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,233
Exactly. $200 an hour?

351
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:39,300
I can get four
blow jobs an hour.

352
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,333
Four blow jobs an hour?

353
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,733
Oh, yes, I'm good, okay?

354
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,443
Hey, I drove a cab, I used
to drive around for two hours,

355
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:44,767
I couldn't get a fare,

356
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,143
you're telling me you're getting
four blow jobs in an hour?

357
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,733
Yes, honey, you done
picked up the best.

358
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,633
Honey, I got a red snapper
that talks to you.

359
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,300
You know what it's saying?

360
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,667
I'm charging way too much.

361
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,533
$750 and take me to the game.

362
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,933
I'm going to the game then.

363
00:12:57,967 --> 00:13:00,267
I can't take you
to the game, moneena.

364
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,500
I'm terribly sorry,
I only have one ticket.

365
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,700
$750, do you know
this is not fair.

366
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,833
I know, listen, you're
unhappy, I'm unhappy too.

367
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,443
That's what a good
compromise is all about.

368
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:10,967
Have you heard of Henry Clay,

369
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,243
are you familiar
with Henry Clay?

370
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:13,533
No, I don't know no Henry Clay.

371
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,333
What'd he say?

372
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,533
He was the great compromiser.

373
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,433
This is a good compromise.

374
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,709
This is not a good compromise...

375
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:20,467
A good compromise is when
both parties are dissatisfied

376
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,967
and I think that's
what we have here.

377
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,267
Boy, look at this.

378
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,100
We are really
zipping along here.

379
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,700
I'm gonna make this game.

380
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:34,200
This is great.

381
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,943
I thought you only had
one motherfucking ticket.

382
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:38,633
That's two tickets.

383
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,267
I'm meeting a friend
there actually.

384
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,066
No, I'm gonna go to the game
or you gonna take me back

385
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,643
to the corner or I'm gonna
call my motherfucking pimp.

386
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,367
How 'bout that?

387
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,200
Yeah!

388
00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:51,400
Yeah, I didn't think so.

389
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,333
Let's go to the game.

390
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:54,767
Ah, baseball, oh, you know,

391
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,809
I ain't never been
to no baseball game.

392
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,167
This gonna be cute, oh, yeah.

393
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,243
Alright, well put, put...
Pull your thing up over there.

394
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,767
Make yourself presentable.

395
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,733
You know you gonna
have to feed me.

396
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:06,066
I want two hot dogs, a bag
of peanuts and a milkshake.

397
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,067
They got milkshakes?

398
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:09,267
I, I, I don't know
if they have milkshakes.

399
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,067
Hey, don't put your wallet away

400
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,543
'cause you know
I'm a get hungry again.

401
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,733
And that's...

402
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,600
Just stop talking
for a second, would you?

403
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:17,243
I know the seats ain't
way the fuck up here.

404
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,409
Oh what, you got a problem
with the seats?

405
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,733
You said we had good seats,
club seats and shit.

406
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:23,633
Look, way the fuck up, shit.

407
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,776
Hey, there are
a lot worse things

408
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,909
you could be doing, you know?

409
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,833
Whatever.

410
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,567
Alright, let's just
watch the game.

411
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,767
What you looking at?

412
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,367
My friend Marty funkhauser
sitting next to an empty seat.

413
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,733
He said he was taking
somebody to the game.

414
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:42,500
Shit.

415
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:47,066
Oh I know, I know you ain't
looking around like you scared

416
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,209
somebody gonna recognize
you or some shit.

417
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,200
You trying to act like
you ain't with me?

418
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,343
No, I'm not trying to
act like I'm not with you.

419
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,433
What are you saying?

420
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,500
I will pull a titty
out in this thing.

421
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,433
I will pull a titty out...

422
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,900
Don't, don't you dare do that...

423
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,600
I will, act like
you with me then.

424
00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,900
I'm with you, I'm with you.

425
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,176
I'm acting like I'm with you.

426
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,067
That's cool,
that's better right there.

427
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,733
No, don't. I will... mmm!

428
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:09,633
That's better okay,
alright, yeah.

429
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,967
Alright, yeah.

430
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,600
Shit!

431
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,933
Who are they?

432
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:18,066
These two guys who interviewed
me for this golf club.

433
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,567
Oh, you know what?

434
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,367
I gotta get out of here.

435
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,267
I'll be back.

436
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,100
I'm not playing with you.

437
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,067
You better come back.

438
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,433
I'll come back don't worry.

439
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,633
If I'm not back I'll meet you
at the car after the game.

440
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,900
What the fuck you looking at?

441
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,233
Ball one, alright,
three more of those and we...

442
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,066
Hey, Marty.

443
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,967
Hey, Larry, I see
you got a ticket.

444
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,800
Yeah, the seats
really stink though.

445
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,933
I, I'm sitting
all the way up there.

446
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,800
Oh, there's a hit.

447
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,500
Oh, foul ball.

448
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,833
Hey, what a great game, huh?

449
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,633
Is anybody sitting there?

450
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,700
No.

451
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:57,300
Oh.

452
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,433
Can I join you?

453
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,767
No.

454
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,100
Why not?

455
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:05,300
Well, uh, it's the seat
for my father.

456
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,167
Your father's dead.

457
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,333
It's a memorial.

458
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:13,933
We used to go to games together.

459
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,667
It makes me feel close to him.

460
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,533
It's to honor him.

461
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,500
Oh, no!

462
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,867
Come on, Marty,
let me sit there.

463
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,367
I can't let you sit there.

464
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,500
What are you kidding?

465
00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:27,467
No, I'm not kidding.

466
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,367
You're not gonna
let me sit there?

467
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,133
Not even for a minute.

468
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,333
Are you nuts?

469
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,567
Thanks, Marty.

470
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,533
Thanks.

471
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:40,400
( Crowd cheering )

472
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,667
Oh, you back fast.

473
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,967
I told you I'd come back.

474
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,400
You did, you did.

475
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,200
There you go.

476
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,233
Now, I bought us some popcorn.

477
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:54,967
You're a sport.

478
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,900
We gotta go out
more often, really.

479
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,500
I gotta pay you back.

480
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,800
Yeah, you gonna give this shit.

481
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,633
No, I...

482
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,333
If you're ever looking
for a good blow job

483
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,133
at a reasonable rate...

484
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,333
She's your gal.

485
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,600
That was good.

486
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,400
You got some... Oh, you a pimp.

487
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:28,567
( Trying to start car ignition )

488
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,800
Larry, Larry, come here
a minute please.

489
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,433
One second.

490
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,066
You're not gonna believe this,
but my car won't start.

491
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,867
Oh my god.

492
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,333
What a shame.

493
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:48,100
It is, listen, I've gotta
pick up someone at the airport.

494
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,467
And I know it's on the way.

495
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,900
Can you give me a lift, please?

496
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:55,200
Why don't you ask your father
to help you jump start the car?

497
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:58,633
Hey, Leo, why don't
you give him a push?

498
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:01,300
I'm sorry about the
ballgame, it was emotion.

499
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,567
Just give me a ride.

500
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,233
Let's not go
through this please.

501
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,900
There's one little problem.

502
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,667
I'm with a prostitute.

503
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,133
My eyes are closed.

504
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,543
I'll sit in the back,
do what you want.

505
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:14,800
I didn't pick her up for sex.

506
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,809
I actually picked her up
so I could use the diamond Lane,

507
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,709
so I can get to the stadium
on time for the game.

508
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,900
I buy it.

509
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,167
Just give me a lift
to the airport, please.

510
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,733
Alright, I'll tell you what,

511
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,400
I'll take you.

512
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,066
Oh, that's so great.

513
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,500
But I want the
weatherman's golf tip.

514
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,367
That's the only thing
I can't do.

515
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,600
Oh, your friend'll take a cab.

516
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,133
Okay, okay, wait, done deal.

517
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,933
Let's go.

518
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,700
Okay, take your normal stance.

519
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:39,233
Alright.

520
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,367
Okay?

521
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,300
Forget everything you've
ever thought about golf.

522
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,066
Thanks a million for the ride.

523
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,067
I gotta go.

524
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,433
I'm coming in with you.

525
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,867
Nice meeting you, moneena.

526
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,400
I'm gonna use the bathroom.

527
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,509
Well, how long you gonna be?

528
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,967
I'll be two minutes.

529
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,376
Well, what if
the security people come

530
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,633
and tell me to move the car?

531
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,300
Drive around, keep
driving around and around.

532
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,067
You in overtime,
this is some bullshit.

533
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,567
Hey, do me a favor.

534
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,933
Just hold on to my jacket
when I use the bathroom.

535
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:15,933
Why don't you bring it in there?

536
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:16,933
Where am I gonna put it?

537
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:19,667
What if they don't have hooks?

538
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,567
It's not my marijuana!

539
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,467
I was just holding the jacket!

540
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,533
What are you doing?!

541
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,400
This isn't even my jacket!

542
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,967
It doesn't even fit me!

543
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,833
Get your hands off of me!

544
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,233
Easy!

545
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,867
Get that dog away from me!

546
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,200
What took you so damn long?

547
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:57,067
Marty got arrested
for marijuana.

548
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,100
You bullshitting.

549
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,533
I'm not bullshitting.

550
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,576
I asked him to hold my jacket
when I went to the bathroom

551
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,267
and there was marijuana
in the pocket.

552
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,476
You had marijuana
in your pocket?

553
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,467
I bought it for my father
for his glaucoma.

554
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,033
I bought it this afternoon and
I forgot, I completely forgot.

555
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,700
You don't need
no damn marijuana.

556
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:12,867
I got the best shit in town.

557
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,167
You should have said some shit.

558
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,400
Chronic.

559
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:16,576
Put that down, are you crazy?

560
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,009
There's cops all
over the place here.

561
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,467
That's some good
shit right there.

562
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,900
Chronic.

563
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,367
This is schwag.

564
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,167
What the fuck is schwag?

565
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,267
Shwag.

566
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,643
You don't even know
what the fuck you bought.

567
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,200
I know what I bought,
I bought fucking schwag, okay?

568
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:29,943
You don't even know
what the fuck schwag is.

569
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,733
Have you ever
bought it before, huh?

570
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,433
Schwag?

571
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,333
Yeah.

572
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,567
This is chronic okay,

573
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,100
it's gonna clear you daddy's
eyeball problem and shit.

574
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,200
We gonna hook daddy up.

575
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,167
Put that on my
motherfucking bill.

576
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,600
That ain't free.

577
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,000
Okay?

578
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,767
Okay?

579
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,700
A little, little problem.

580
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,833
Little problem.

581
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:54,667
I don't quite have enough
cash to pay you tonight.

582
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,600
But I'm, you know,
I'm totally good.

583
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,267
I'll pay you tomorrow.

584
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,540
I'll come to your house yeah...

585
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,376
Tomorrow? This ain't
motherfucking pussy on layaway.

586
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,533
You better take your little,

587
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:03,933
little trying
to trick a bitch ass,

588
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:06,233
European ass in there to
the motherfucking atm machine.

589
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,700
What are you talking about?

590
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,609
I can't 'cause I used, went to
the atm machine this morning.

591
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:10,967
I already took out $500.

592
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:11,833
There's a limit.

593
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,400
I am not fucking
around with you.

594
00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:15,433
You know how much
money you owe me...

595
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,509
I thought we were coup de la.

596
00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,833
That coup de la shit.

597
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,233
Coup de la, coup de la.

598
00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:21,133
Coup de la.

599
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,343
You trying to be
all hip and shit.

600
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,876
I'll tell you what
I'll do with you, okay?

601
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,066
Yeah, what you gonna do?

602
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,333
Okay, here's what I'll do.

603
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,800
We'll go to my father's house.

604
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,433
We'll get some cash,
settle, everything clean okay.

605
00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:32,066
I'm not going
to your daddy's house.

606
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,343
What's, why what's the big deal?

607
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,076
'Cause you been dragging me
around all fucking day

608
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,109
and you ain't paid me nothing.

609
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,609
Hey, I took you to
a baseball game tonight.

610
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:39,276
Yeah, and we didn't
have none of that good shit.

611
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,909
We sat up in them fucked up
seats way up there and you...

612
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,067
Fucked up seats?

613
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,743
And you bought me one
little raggedy ass hot dog.

614
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:47,100
Yeah, yeah, which
you proceeded to blow.

615
00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,333
( Knocking )

616
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,200
Hey.

617
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:58,267
Yeah, it's so late
at night for heaven's sake.

618
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,467
Well, I was at the game.

619
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,933
I was just about to go to bed.

620
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:01,967
Did you watch the game?

621
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,700
Nah, watch the game.

622
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:05,333
I'm just so blurry
I can't watch.

623
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,433
Um...

624
00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:10,300
I got the stuff.

625
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,500
This is it.

626
00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:14,067
That, uh, that's the stuff.

627
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,066
I got it, okay.

628
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,067
Yeah.

629
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:18,167
This is a joint.

630
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,600
It's a reefer.

631
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,066
Yeah, absolutely.

632
00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:22,200
You light it up.

633
00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:23,833
You go like this,
put it in your mouth...

634
00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:25,900
Yeah, you gotta inhale.

635
00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:27,200
Hold it in your lungs.

636
00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:28,400
Hold it inside.

637
00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:30,667
And then...

638
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:33,843
You see how long I did that for?

639
00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,066
That's a long time.

640
00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,776
It's not like a cigarette
where you're like that,

641
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,533
it's not like that.

642
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:38,867
Oh, okay, so, um...

643
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,409
Boy oh boy, I'm getting
dizzy just from doing that.

644
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:42,233
Yeah, yeah, so...

645
00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:43,907
Alright, so you do
that a couple of times.

646
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:46,167
And then turn the TV on
and see what it looks like.

647
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,067
Okay. Okay?

648
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,276
And I'll leave
this here, listen...

649
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,200
Do you have any cash?
I need cash.

650
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,867
Yes, I got cash on me,
what do you need?

651
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,467
I need hundreds. Hundreds.

652
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,367
No, I don't have
that kind of cash.

653
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,300
How much do you have?

654
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,767
I got around 30, I got $40.

655
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,100
( Knocking ) wait, wait,
wait, let me put this away.

656
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:03,867
Wait, oh my god, don't,
don't, don't answer.

657
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:06,400
Hello.

658
00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:07,133
What are you doing?

659
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,700
I'm coming in. No, no...

660
00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:10,100
I told you about putting me in,

661
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:10,933
you always got me
waiting in the car.

662
00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:12,267
I, I got it.

663
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,633
I don't want
you coming in here...

664
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:14,700
I'm coming in there.

665
00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:16,867
You tripping,
what's wrong with you.

666
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,400
Oh look at your cute
little daddy, yeah.

667
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:21,300
Uh, uh, this is a friend,
is a friend of mine.

668
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:25,267
This is moneena, she's a...
She's a friend.

669
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,700
That's your friend...

670
00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:28,809
We went to the game together,
she's a friend of Cheryl's.

671
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,967
Cheryl couldn't make it
so I took, I took moneena.

672
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,243
So you went with another girl?

673
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:33,367
No, it's Cheryl's friend.

674
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,800
Cute.

675
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,200
Look, sweetie, we brought
you a little eye medicine.

676
00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:37,967
This your dad?

677
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,467
We gonna hook you right up.

678
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,943
Little daddy
go the little eye problem.

679
00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:42,167
Look what we got for you.

680
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,333
Oh, that's a joint.

681
00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:46,767
Yeah, this is a joint,
very good, daddy.

682
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,400
Chronic.

683
00:23:48,433 --> 00:23:49,333
I have a joint.

684
00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:50,800
That's very good, honey.

685
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,066
You want to go sit down
and smoke it?

686
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,733
She's a lot of fun,
she's a lot of fun.

687
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,333
You two, you two
go sit and smoke...

688
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,143
No, no, no, I want you
to do it too, you know,

689
00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:58,533
you have to do it too...

690
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:01,200
Yeah!

691
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,400
Ah, okay.

692
00:24:02,433 --> 00:24:05,767
Alright, it's okay,
come on, daddy.

693
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,967
That's right, this is...

694
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:15,567
( Inhaling )

695
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,867
Oh, good, good.

696
00:24:20,867 --> 00:24:23,167
No, no more, no more.

697
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,867
I don't want to
tell you what this is.

698
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,533
What is it?

699
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,567
That's good shit.

700
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,067
You crazy.

701
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:34,467
I wonder what it is
to smoke bad shit.

702
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,667
( Laughing )

703
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,667
We're gonna do some ebonics.

704
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,367
Ebonics?

705
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,267
Let's say this.

706
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,967
Dis chronic is the shiznik.

707
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,867
Dis chronic is the shizmik.

708
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,967
The shizmik. The shizmik.

709
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:49,700
Bashizzle my nizzle.

710
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:53,767
Bashizzle my, that sounds
almost yiddish to me.

711
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,600
Yiddish ebonics.

712
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:58,100
Yeah, yeah,
you holding on too long.

713
00:24:58,133 --> 00:25:01,300
Look at that.

714
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,800
He blew the scene.

715
00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:22,833
Gay cockim afenya.

716
00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:27,167
Gay cockim afenya.

717
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,967
How about he's a meshuggenah?

718
00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:30,800
Meshuggenah.

719
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:31,900
Meshuggenah?

720
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:33,267
What's that ebonics too?

721
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,767
What are you looking at?

722
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,767
You see something, huh?

723
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,233
What did I do?

724
00:25:39,267 --> 00:25:40,367
What did you do?

725
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,066
You know what you did,
you did nothing!

726
00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:44,533
If you want me to do
something just tell me.

727
00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:45,767
You gotta change the diet.

728
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,667
I told you about that.

729
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,767
I don't want the red meat.

730
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,843
You're eating the red meat.

731
00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:49,833
I don't like that.

732
00:25:49,867 --> 00:25:51,400
I'm doing the best I can.

733
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:53,066
Go to a doctor.

734
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:55,200
Get yourself a checkup,
a colonoscopy.

735
00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:56,376
Are you afraid
to get a colonoscopy?

736
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,333
What's the matter with you?

737
00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:58,367
I'm sorry.

738
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,633
Everybody does it,
get a colonoscopy!

739
00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:02,467
I, I, I'm really gonna do it.

740
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,767
You know something?

741
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,167
You're a good human being.

742
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,933
Oh, thank you.

743
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,967
And you, you know,
I love him too.

744
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:13,433
He is my boy.

745
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:14,867
Fucking faggot.

746
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,066
You got your father-in-law's
birthday coming up.

747
00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:18,900
You gonna get a card.

748
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,066
Okay.

749
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:20,967
You're not gonna get a card.

750
00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:23,267
You're not gonna
do a fucking thing!

751
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,867
I'll try and do better,
I, I will.

752
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,467
TV, TV, TV, that's
all you like to do!

753
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,667
Read a fucking book!

754
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,667
Okay, yeah, you're right,
you know everything.

755
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,800
Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?!

756
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,867
What happened to her?

757
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,333
Oh, making a phone call.

758
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,066
She's a very nice girl.

759
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,067
Oh, yeah.

760
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,300
You know something?

761
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:50,500
This stuff, I can see,

762
00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:52,167
I swear to you,
I'm not lying to you.

763
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,167
Really?

764
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,867
You're coming through
so crystal clear.

765
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:56,967
You're kidding, really?

766
00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:58,467
It, it's, it's a miracle.

767
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,400
I swear to you it's a miracle.

768
00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:01,900
That's fantastic.

769
00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:03,700
Alright, you ready to go?

770
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:06,533
Oh, my god,

771
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,933
it's a hooker.

772
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,800
All you have to do, Larry, is
get up there and tell the truth.

773
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:19,467
Okay.

774
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,700
That's it, okay.

775
00:27:20,733 --> 00:27:22,067
It wasn't your jacket.

776
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,376
No, just keep me out
of this completely.

777
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,867
It was Larry's jacket,
it was Larry's grass.

778
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,400
He's on trial, I'm not.

779
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:30,100
Right, it was your pot
for your father's glaucoma.

780
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:32,433
You know, you could be
a little more grateful.

781
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,567
I did come forward and
get you off the hook here.

782
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,167
Thanks a million.

783
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,433
Why didn't you tell me
there was grass in the jacket?

784
00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:39,843
I didn't know there
was grass in the jacket.

785
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:40,633
You didn't? No.

786
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,066
You bought it. I forgot.

787
00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:44,300
Guys, I just need you
to be earnest, alright?

788
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,967
The judge has to find you
a credible witness.

789
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,300
Where is my jacket by the way?

790
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,167
I don't know
where your jacket is.

791
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,733
Well, you were
the last one to wear it.

792
00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:53,143
Who gives a shit
about your jacket?

793
00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:54,467
I'm sure you can
get another one.

794
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,066
Alright, sweetie, you know
I know the way out.

795
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,500
Holy shit.

796
00:27:58,533 --> 00:28:04,067
Oh, Mr. baseball,
Mr. owe moneena $200.

797
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,700
You said five hours
and it was seven, honey.

798
00:28:06,733 --> 00:28:08,200
You still owe me $200.

799
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:09,667
I want my 200 schrilla.

800
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,867
Okay.

801
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,067
So this is your anniversary
present, Larry?

802
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,467
No, no, see, I was
going to the ballgame...

803
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,167
I want my money, baby,
I need my schrilla.

804
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,067
You got, you got any cash?

805
00:28:19,068 --> 00:28:20,167
Maybe 20.

806
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,267
You got any cash?

807
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,600
I got nothing.

808
00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:30,767
All rise for the honorable
judge George nagel.

809
00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:34,767
Is that the judge?

810
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,367
Yeah, that's him.

811
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,533
Oh, no.

812
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,066
Well, Mr. David.

813
00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:48,433
What do you have
to say for yourself?

814
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:51,933
Well, you see, your honor,
my father has this condition.

815
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,400
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