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Don't know why I ever
married this man,

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what a schmuck.

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Shlomo!

4
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What is taking you
so long, my god!

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What the hell are you doing,
get out here!

6
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You are such schmuck,
can't you do anything right?

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Is it so hard
to keep this with that?

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Putz.

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I'm sorry.

10
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I'm sorry about that.

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Have a good day.

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Larry, hmm?

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How are you, Anna?

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Oh, I'm just never been better.

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So what could I do
for you, my friend?

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Well, got a little suit here.

17
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Uh, needs a cleaning,

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my wife and I are
renewing our vows.

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10 years we've been married.

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Oy.

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Wow.

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I bet you make her a very happy.

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No, she's the most miserable
woman in the world, believe me.

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You're pretty fit, Larry.

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How you stay so fit,
what do you do?

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I run away from hoodlums,
you know, keeps you in shape.

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( Chuckling )

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So what do you think,
you can get this, uh...

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Get this done for me for, uh...

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Oh, I need it by,

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oh no, I got that dinner party,

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tomorrow?

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You can have whatever
you like, Larry.

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So, do I need
a ticket or anything?

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I know you, Larry.

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You don't need no ticket.

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Okay.

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( Singing 'El-kelonenu Hebrew )

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Larry.

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Rabbi.

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We got a canter already,
it's okay, though.

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What, you got,
can I be the new canter?

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I think I can do it.

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Can you do it?

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I think I could.

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So, you ready for the big day?

47
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I'm all ready for Saturday,

48
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I want to thank you
for doing this.

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It's a pleasure,
it's a pleasure.

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Yes.

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It should be completely
painless, I promise.

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Okay.

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Looking forward to it.

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Is that you?

55
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That's, uh,
that's Eddie silverman.

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He's my, uh, brother-in-law.

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He, uh...

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He died on September 11th.

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Oh my gosh, oh, I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, terrible.

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He was in the building?

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No, no, he was uptown
on 57th street.

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He got hit by a bike messenger.

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It's awful.

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Uptown?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Bike messenger hit him.

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Hmm.

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What a shame.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, that's, uh...

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Yeah? Hey, rabbi?

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Um, can I discuss a, uh...

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Private matter with you?

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Please, anything, I'm a rabbi,

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tell me anything
you want to say.

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Well, 10 years ago
before we got married.

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My wife told me that if we
stayed together for 10 years,

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that for our 10th anniversary,
as a present to me,

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she would let me have
relations with another woman.

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Just one time.

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And, this is like,
this is a gift to you?

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It's, like, I have total
permission to do it.

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Yeah?

85
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She's almost kind of
challenging me in a way.

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In a kind of demeaning way,
she doesn't think I'm,

87
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you know, suave enough.

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Oh really?

89
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And I want to, it's the only
opportunity I'll ever have

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for the rest of my life.

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I've never cheated on her,
I never would cheat.

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This is all on the up and up.

93
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So you're conflicted about it?

94
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Yes, yet I kind of,
you know, I'll be honest,

95
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it would be nice.

96
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You know what comes
to my mind, Larry?

97
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What comes to my mind is
the story of Abraham and Sarah.

98
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Sarah could not conceive,
and Sarah said to Abraham,

99
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you know, go into
your handmaiden,

100
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you know, hagar,
and have relations with her.

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Abraham's wife said that to him?

102
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Yeah, absolutely.

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Get the hell outta here!

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It's right there in Genesis.

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I think that you can look at
that as a very real precedent.

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And this woman's never
gonna replace your wife,

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she's not gonna mean
anything, you know...

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Of course not.

109
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So, I mean, there's no
danger of that, right?

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No!

111
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It's not an act of love
anyway, it's lust.

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So, you know...

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Love, I don't know what
that has to do with sex?

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Yeah, well it has
a lot to do, but...

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Yeah, for sure.

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I would say that she's giving
you something out of generosity

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and I think you should probably

118
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accept it in that
same sense of generosity.

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And I'm not a bad person
if I do it?

120
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No, no, you're not
a bad person if you do it.

121
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Well, I'm a bad person anyway,
but I'm not, uh...

122
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I'm not an extra bad person?

123
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No, it does not make you
an extra bad person.

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I've got to start coming
to temple more often.

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I'm glad I could
be helpful with this.

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Thank you, thank you so much.

127
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You're very welcome,
you're very welcome.

128
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And I'll see you
tomorrow night for dinner?

129
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Oh yes, I'm looking
forward to that,

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oh listen, um, Larry,

131
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I was talking
to a friend of mine,

132
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and, uh, he's a survivor,
and he would love to meet you.

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Would it be possible, I mean...

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For me to bring him to dinner?

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Of course!

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I don't want to impose
or anything, I mean...

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There's no imposition at all,
you want a friend of yours,

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bring him over, that's fine.

139
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Oh, that's wonderful.

140
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Yeah, it's just
gonna be my family,

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that's all, it's not a big deal.

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He'll be absolutely thrilled.

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Alright. Okay.

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Go, enjoy.

145
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Rabbi, thank you.

146
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Okay.

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Yes, your honor, I do admit,
for the last 20 years

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I've been a lying,
double-crossing, two-faced...

149
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( distant shouting )

150
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Just stop it, I can't stand
it anymore, I can't stand it!

151
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How's it going?

152
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It's not going well.

153
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I'm trying
to memorize this stuff,

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they're making a racket.

155
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I've got two weeks.

156
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You're doing great.

157
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I'm gonna be humiliated.

158
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Oh, the rabbi said he's
bringing a survivor tomorrow.

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Should I have my father
bring his friend, solly?

160
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Who's also a survivor.

161
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You know, the guy
with the glass eye.

162
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Oh, right.

163
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Yeah. Remember him?

164
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You think that's a good idea?

165
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Do survivors like
seeing each other?

166
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Do they like to talk
about old times or...

167
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Does the sight of another
survivor depress them?

168
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I think you should invite him.

169
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Invite him.

170
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I guess if I was a survivor,

171
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I'd want to see somebody,
you know...

172
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You want to see somebody,
you have a shared experience.

173
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Yeah, talk about,
well, see that's the thing.

174
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Do they want to... I don't know.

175
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How are your vows coming along?

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I just haven't had that much
time to really work on it yet.

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This is important to me, Larry.

178
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He whole thing's gonna
be embarrassing anyway,

179
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you didn't tell me this was gonna
be part of the whole thing,

180
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that I was gonna have to say
this in front of people,

181
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I thought it was...

182
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Okay, I'm giving
you a good gift.

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Okay.

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So this is what I have so far.

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"May I always have the wisdom
to look past your short comings

186
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"and appreciate all of
the goodness you possess.

187
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"We, promise to continue loving
each other unconditionally.

188
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"Not only throughout
this lifetime,"

189
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"but after death
through all eternity."

190
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"We stand before you..."

191
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Huh, wait a second.

192
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What?

193
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What was that about eternity?

194
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Um, "we'll love each other,
throughout this life time",

195
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but after death
through all eternity."

196
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You mean this is...

197
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This is continuing
into the afterlife?

198
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Yeah, that's the idea.

199
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Do you have a problem with that?

200
00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:05,333
Well, I...

201
00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,100
I thought this
was over at death.

202
00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:10,500
I didn't know we went
into eternity together.

203
00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:13,333
I, uh, isn't that
what it said in...

204
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'Till death do us part,
I thought it was...

205
00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:16,243
Do you have a problem
with eternity?!

206
00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:17,267
Well.

207
00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,400
We finally found
each other, Larry,

208
00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:22,567
and we're celebrating this
for all eternity.

209
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I guess I had a different
plan for eternity, I thought...

210
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I thought I'd be single,
I guess.

211
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I'm sorry, I'm interrupting
your single life in eternity?

212
00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:37,800
No, I just didn't
realize that...

213
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This relationship carried
over after death, that...

214
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Well, it does, it carries over!

215
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So I guess I just
took that for granted.

216
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Okay, do you not want
to renew our vows, because...

217
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No, I want to renew our vows
until, you know, I didn't...

218
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Can we take out
the eternity part?

219
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No.

220
00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:03,467
Okay.

221
00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,233
( Cheryl ) nice meeting you.

222
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This is a treat,
this is really a treat.

223
00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:14,967
The treat is ours.

224
00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:16,767
Hi.

225
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,167
Look at you, you look great.

226
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:19,867
You happy?

227
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,133
Yeah, I'm very happy.

228
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:23,043
Did I really need to wear
a suit for this, huh?

229
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,233
Yes, look at everybody
is dressed up.

230
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So what have we got going on?

231
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,767
Oh yeah, you should
say hello to the rabbi,

232
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,600
6and, you know,
mix and mingle with people.

233
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Larry.

234
00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:35,300
Hello rabbi.

235
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Hello. Hello.

236
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,800
This is Colby.

237
00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:42,200
Hi, Larry, nice to meet you.

238
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,800
Where is this survivor?

239
00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:48,633
What... he's the survivor.

240
00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,733
From the...
From the television show.

241
00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:52,600
"Survivor."

242
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,133
I was over in Australia.

243
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,967
I'm a huge fan of "Seinfeld."

244
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:57,367
He really is.

245
00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,433
How is Jerry?

246
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,333
He's good.

247
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,133
Yeah?

248
00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:05,167
Is he still doing stand up?

249
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,743
I just thought you two
should meet, you know,

250
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:07,967
fellow celebrities, I thought.

251
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,267
Uh-huh.

252
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,333
Thanks again,
for having me over.

253
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:15,800
No problem.

254
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,100
Okay, I'm gonna, uh,
say hello to my dad.

255
00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:19,233
Okay.

256
00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:20,367
Thanks again.

257
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,500
A great sense of humor.

258
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,267
He looked thrilled
to meet you, stunned.

259
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:23,933
It was neat.

260
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:24,967
Hey. Hi.

261
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,500
You're the "survivor" guy,
right?

262
00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:29,467
Hello, solly.

263
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,500
Good to see you.

264
00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:31,867
You too.

265
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,633
You have a beautiful house.

266
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,933
Oh thank you, thank you.

267
00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:37,400
There's gonna be a dinner?

268
00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:41,767
Oh, there'll be a dinner,
a delicious dinner.

269
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,500
I like it, I like it.

270
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:47,400
Hey, solly, Cheryl and I are
renewing our vows on Saturday,

271
00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:48,443
why don't you come
keep my father company.

272
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:51,633
Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.

273
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:58,567
Listen, where is
the other survivor?

274
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:03,133
He's that, uh,
tall guy over there.

275
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:08,867
He's from the television show.

276
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,967
"Survivor"?

277
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:14,833
Huh, what?

278
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:17,233
So here we are in a region
of Australia where,

279
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:19,500
out of the world's
10 most deadly snakes,

280
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,967
nine of them
inhabit this region.

281
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,100
It was harrowing.

282
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,066
You come across
a taipan on the trail,

283
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:29,100
you get bit, you're dead,
30 minutes flat.

284
00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:32,500
Oy, I'll tell you that's
a very interesting story.

285
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:35,600
Let me tell you, I was
in a concentration camp,

286
00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:38,300
you never even suffered
on minute in your life

287
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,933
compared to what I went through.

288
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,533
Look, I'm saying we spent
42 days trying to survive,

289
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,300
we had very little rations,
no snacks.

290
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,800
Snacks?

291
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,533
What are you talking snacks?

292
00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:50,200
We didn't eat,
sometimes for a week,

293
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:53,133
for a month, we ate nothing!
I went from...

294
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,467
Don't, alright.

295
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,433
I mean, I couldn't even work out
when I was over there.

296
00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:56,709
They certainly
didn't have a gym.

297
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:57,500
A what?! What are you...

298
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:58,867
I wore my sneakers out,

299
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,643
and then the next thing you know
I've got a pair of flip-flops.

300
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,833
Flip-flops!

301
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:03,900
We slept on the ground,
on the dirt, okay?

302
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,400
118 degrees during the day,

303
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,467
98 at night with 98% humidity.

304
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,900
45 degrees below zero.

305
00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:11,867
Did you guys have a bathroom?

306
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:12,700
A bathroom?!

307
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,933
We didn't have one.

308
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,700
We had 12 people at a time
would go and shit...

309
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:18,109
Well, I'm sure
you had toilet paper.

310
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,200
We had newspaper.

311
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,267
We had mosquitoes.

312
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,867
You see this glass eye,
huh, huh?!

313
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,066
Have you even seen the show?

314
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,967
Did you ever see our show?

315
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,667
It was called the holocaust?

316
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,367
Look, all I know is
I was damned close

317
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,509
to that million dollars,
alright?

318
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,733
And the whole time,

319
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,667
everyone's back stabbing me
and undermining me,

320
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,633
trying to get me
kicked off the show.

321
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:36,600
You don't know
nothing about survival!

322
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,267
Don't aggravate yourself here.

323
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,700
I'm a survivor! I'm a survivor!

324
00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:42,333
I'm a survivor! I'm a survivor!

325
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,900
I'm a surv...

326
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,900
Uh, somebody get a sponge.

327
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:54,233
I don't understand,
why don't you get a sponge?

328
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,567
What, I just told her to get
a sponge, that's all.

329
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,900
( Cheryl ) are you
getting dressed, Larry?

330
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:07,067
The rabbi wants to start
the ceremony by noon.

331
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,500
My suit's not
in the dry cleaning.

332
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:09,933
I can't find it.

333
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,043
What are you talking about?

334
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,233
It's not there.

335
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,343
I mean, the guy gave me
everything that we had in there.

336
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,600
She wasn't there?

337
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:18,100
No, it was
the husband was working.

338
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:22,533
Oh, okay, no wonder why,
she doesn't give me a ticket.

339
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,167
She doesn't give you a ticket?

340
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,800
You know, she knows me,
I go in there a lot.

341
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,900
I go in there a lot,
she gives me a ticket.

342
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:33,367
Well then, just wear
your black suit, okay?

343
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,633
Well, I got this new suit
just for this occasion.

344
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:36,676
You shouldn't have made me
wear it to the dinner party.

345
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,767
Oh my god.

346
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,967
Larry, I don't know
what to tell you?

347
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,967
If they're closed,
they're closed.

348
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:45,500
You know what, I always
see their Van on o'campo.

349
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,567
I'll bet it's parked
in front of their house.

350
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,067
Maybe they'll open
the store for me.

351
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:49,900
Mm-hmm.

352
00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:50,933
It's worth a shot.

353
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,543
Okay then, if that's
what you're gonna do,

354
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:55,233
you need to go now, alright?

355
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,509
And if not, I'll wear
the black one.

356
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:58,333
You'll wear the black one.

357
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,967
6( doorbell )

358
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,500
Larry.

359
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,233
What are you doing here?

360
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,300
Well, um...

361
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,800
Actually I, uh...

362
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,066
I kind of need a bit of a favor.

363
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,700
I'm so sorry for disturbing you.

364
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:22,267
You would never disturb me,
even if you tried.

365
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,333
That's very sweet
of you, anyway...

366
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,533
How did you know
where I lived, Larry?

367
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:30,133
I had seen your Van
parked outside before.

368
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,733
You've been stalking me,
haven't you, Larry?

369
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:33,776
No, not really, I just
saw the Van out there.

370
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,733
Oh, Larry.

371
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:39,667
Anyway, I'm so sorry
to bother you on the sabbath,

372
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,933
um, I was kind of wondering
if it would possible...

373
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:44,367
( coughs )

374
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:49,233
If, um, there was any way that
you could go open the store

375
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,800
so I can get my suit?

376
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,933
Well, you know it is
the sabbath, I cannot drive.

377
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,567
Well, we can walk over there,

378
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,066
it's, uh, I can
take you piggyback.

379
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:01,100
Wow, now you're talking, Larry.

380
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:05,133
You know what,
shlomo is at shul.

381
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,500
Oh.

382
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,967
You want to come in for a drink?

383
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:13,167
Hmm?

384
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,067
Actually, you know, I really
don't have that much time.

385
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,400
We're renewing
our vows, and, uh...

386
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:22,633
I kind of gotta get going.

387
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,767
Your vows, with your wife?

388
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,867
Yes, yes.

389
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,867
10 years?

390
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:29,500
Yes, yes, 10 years, yeah, yeah.

391
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:32,967
I too have been
married for 10 years.

392
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:36,067
10 lon years.

393
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,567
I'll go get the keys.

394
00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:57,967
( Honking )

395
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,100
Hey.

396
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,200
Hey.

397
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,700
What are you doing here?

398
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,067
You should be getting ready.

399
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,667
I had to go pick up my suit...

400
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,867
From the dry cleaners.

401
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,867
I had to go to her house.

402
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,833
The hasidim one.

403
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,876
Yeah, the one I was
telling you about,

404
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,467
she invited me in for a drink,

405
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:15,066
then we went to the store...

406
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,333
We set something up.

407
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:17,600
You're kidding me!

408
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,343
I told her all about
the 10th anniversary present,

409
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,300
all that, one time, it's on.

410
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,733
Wow!

411
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:23,500
Great!

412
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,133
And guess what?

413
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:24,967
What?

414
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,600
I've got the rabbi's blessing.

415
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,067
You talked to
the rabbi about this?

416
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,100
I spoke to the rabbi about it,
I have his blessing.

417
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,533
So you gotta go get
a sheet now, huh?

418
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,700
What are you talking about?

419
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:36,066
The hassids, they have sex
through a sheet.

420
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,167
That's not, come on,
that's a myth.

421
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,676
Let me tell you something,
you better show up with a sheet

422
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,276
r you're gonna be
in big trouble, trust me.

423
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,200
Yes. Really?

424
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,600
Hey, Suzie.

425
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,876
You forgot the cantaloupes,
where are the cantaloupes?

426
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,476
Oh, forget the cantaloupe,
come here for one second.

427
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,067
Come here, come here, come here.

428
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,143
How do the hassids make love?

429
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,233
What do you mean?

430
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:52,909
When a hasidim make love,
how do they do it?

431
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,633
Oh, with the sheet
you're talking about?

432
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,067
Yeah.

433
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,143
They put in a hole in a sheet
and there's... through that.

434
00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,400
You're kidding.

435
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:00,443
No, you didn't know that?
Everybody knows that.

436
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:01,733
I thought it was a myth.

437
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,443
No, it's not a myth,
they cut a hole in the sheet,

438
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:06,700
the man puts the penis in, they
can't touch each other, Larry.

439
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,600
It's a religious
thing that they do.

440
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:10,276
What do you guys talk about,
this is what you talk about?

441
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,500
How hassids have sex?

442
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:13,309
No, it just came, the subject
came up, it came up.

443
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,400
Help me with the bags, alright.

444
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,167
Wow.

445
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,433
Yeah.

446
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:21,067
How do you like that,
oh, well I gotta get a sheet.

447
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,067
Hey, you know what
you should do,

448
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,800
you should spring
for a satin sheet.

449
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,209
Really, I don't think
that will be good.

450
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:26,600
I'll be sliding
all over the place.

451
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,066
Well.

452
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,633
Cut it before hand, you think?

453
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,109
Before hand, show up
with the hole before hand,

454
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,133
you gotta do that.

455
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,833
I would think it
might be kind of fun

456
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,967
cutting the hole with her,
sharing it, you know?

457
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,609
( Suzie ) Jeff, will you
bring in the groceries?!

458
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:38,567
I'm coming!

459
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,133
I'll see you later.

460
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,667
Alright, bye.

461
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,533
Larry.

462
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,933
Look, huh, aren't you
glad I picked it up?

463
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,200
My mother is very
upset right now,

464
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:54,267
and she says she's not
coming to the ceremony.

465
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,533
What, why?

466
00:17:55,567 --> 00:18:00,233
Because of your sponge comment.

467
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,509
Well, you want me
to go talk to her?

468
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:03,533
Yes, I do!

469
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,367
She was just trying to help out.

470
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,333
Well, then she should've
got the sponge.

471
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:08,609
Why does she want somebody else
to get the sponge?

472
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:09,867
Oh my god.

473
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,167
If she's just trying to
help out, then get the sponge.

474
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:15,867
Mom.

475
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:20,633
Mom, I just want
to apologize about the, uh,

476
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,667
you know, the whole
sponge thing.

477
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,400
( Clearing throat )

478
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:29,367
You know, what happened
that night, uh...

479
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,733
Because of the whole,
the survivor confrontation,

480
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:38,300
it just brought up a lot
of stuff about the holocaust,

481
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,333
and it's kind of in my DNA
and I was very flummoxed by it.

482
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,767
Very flummoxed.

483
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,800
You wouldn't understand,
but if you were in my religion,

484
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,067
what happened to my people,

485
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,067
things came out that
shouldn't have been said.

486
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:56,900
And, um, I certainly
apologize for that.

487
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,067
Thank you.

488
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:03,967
And, even though, you know,
you were kind of...

489
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,267
Right by the kitchen,

490
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,066
you were the closest one there,
I thought, well...

491
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:10,066
Let's just talk about
how you don't respect me.

492
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,233
Oh, that's not true.

493
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,067
I don't think you like me,
and you know what?

494
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,067
I like everybody.

495
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:15,167
I have...

496
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,133
I'm a people person,
I like everybody.

497
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,967
I love people.

498
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,567
You know what?

499
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,133
Let's just put this
behind us, come on.

500
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,066
Come on.

501
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:25,900
What is this?

502
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:28,467
Let's go, let's go.

503
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,609
Let's go to ceremony, come on.

504
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:32,400
This is crazy,
it's so silly, come on.

505
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:36,066
A sponge, yes, come on.

506
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,067
Next time you're
standing by the kitchen...

507
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,333
Get out, I'll go get my dress.

508
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:39,400
You'll get a sponge.

509
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,073
You're standing two feet
from the kitchen,

510
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,167
you get the sponge
next time, so what.

511
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,933
( Cheryl ) come on, everybody.

512
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:51,100
( Chatter )

513
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:59,733
My beautiful Cheryl.

514
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,600
Larry.

515
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:02,867
Congratulations.

516
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,167
Thank you, thanks, everybody.

517
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,233
It's so nice to be here,
what a pleasure this is here.

518
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,033
Glad you're here, solly.

519
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:14,267
Listen, wait 'til you see
these two getting married,

520
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,933
you got a big affair yet.

521
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,600
What is he doing?

522
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,433
He's mimicking me.

523
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,167
Why are you mimicking me?

524
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,676
No, no, no, the light
from your glass eye,

525
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,433
it's reflecting on me.

526
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,200
You, you go make fun for me?

527
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,633
No, no, no.

528
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,633
I don't like this here, I don't
want to be here, no more.

529
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,900
Hold it, stop the car!

530
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,567
No, solly, wait, solly.

531
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,433
Wait, solly, please,
don't, don't get up.

532
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:48,900
Somebody get a sponge.

533
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:58,200
( Shouting )

534
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,367
Right, so then, I'll, uh,
do the blessing,

535
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,900
uh, the last blessing.

536
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,700
Just a little bit of Hebrew,

537
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:08,933
and then I will put
the glass on the floor

538
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:12,066
and you'll step on it
and that'll be it.

539
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,066
That's when everybody
yells a matzo toff?

540
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,100
No, no, it's, it's mazel tov,
it means good luck.

541
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:17,743
Yeah, could we just say,
yippy or something?

542
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:19,066
Or good luck, or something.

543
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,200
Hallelujah, would be good.

544
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:22,066
Can you guys just say
mazel tov, please?

545
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,133
Anything else, uh?

546
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,433
Um, just that the Hebrew,

547
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:27,167
I mean, are we gonna
know what you're saying?

548
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,843
Yeah, I'll translate it,
this is very basic.

549
00:21:28,867 --> 00:21:30,066
You want me
to translate for you?

550
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,733
We love god, god, thank you god,

551
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:35,066
thanks god, god you're great,
oh god, oh you're wonderful,

552
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,100
you're amazing god,
it's all god.

553
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,433
It's a little overdone, but.

554
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:42,933
Well, it's a blessing,
it's more about you than god.

555
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,667
Larry, I'm sorry, um...

556
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,600
You know I don't want
to change the subject,

557
00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,276
but isn't there something
you can do about that stain?

558
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:52,133
I mean, it's horrifying.

559
00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:54,167
Yeah, yeah, I know it's a, uh,

560
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,733
it's a go home stain,
but I didn't go home.

561
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:59,400
I mean, I just, it's kind of
disrespectful, you know?

562
00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:03,700
Just in terms of standing
in front of the arc and...

563
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:06,133
( Cheryl's mother ) excuse me,
does anybody have a mint?

564
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:09,600
I got a mint, it's in my pocket.

565
00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:11,167
Do you want me
to hand it to you?

566
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,066
It's loose,
it's not in a package.

567
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:14,509
What do you want to put
your hand in my pocket

568
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,067
and get it yourself.

569
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,333
You got three options,

570
00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:19,733
you can do one of those
two things or you can refuse it.

571
00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:20,900
There you go.

572
00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:22,400
Cheryl, honey, would you...

573
00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,343
Reach into Larry's pocket
for an unwrapped mint?

574
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:25,476
Sure, this is fine, here, great.

575
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,833
Thank you, darling.

576
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,076
A loose mint, you got your mint.

577
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,833
Great.

578
00:22:29,867 --> 00:22:31,076
Okay, alright, everybody ready?

579
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:31,867
Yeah.

580
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:32,900
Alright, let's roll.

581
00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:36,233
What, "let's roll"?

582
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,933
What did you say?

583
00:22:37,967 --> 00:22:41,133
What?

584
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:44,267
You knew that my brother in law
died on September 11th,

585
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,967
how dare you say
something like that?

586
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:49,233
With all do respect,
wasn't that just a coincidence?

587
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:50,343
Alright, poor choice of words.

588
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:53,066
What the hell kind of a,
oh, you know...

589
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,833
I don't want to do this!

590
00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,133
Forget it, forget it.

591
00:22:56,167 --> 00:23:00,733
Oh, I didn't know,
that if you died uptown on 9-11

592
00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:03,100
that it was part of it,
uh, of the tragedy, I...

593
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,467
Do I have to listen to this?

594
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,133
Do I have to go on
and on about this?

595
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:10,333
I didn't know that an uptown
death on west 57th street

596
00:23:10,367 --> 00:23:11,833
was part of the tragedy.

597
00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:13,543
Alright look, I don't think
I want to do this.

598
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:16,467
I really don't, I mean,
you look like a slob,

599
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,576
I don't think you're
taking it seriously...

600
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,567
What?

601
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,076
You could've gone home
with the stain...

602
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,176
Rabbi, you're going very far
with this, come on, now.

603
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,467
We came all the way
from Florida for this,

604
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,609
and we like to just get it
over with if you don't mind.

605
00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:29,433
He doesn't know what he's doing.

606
00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:31,367
What do they say in the Bible?

607
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,440
"He knows not where of..."

608
00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:34,267
Don't try to quote the Bible,

609
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,066
just, don't, don't try.

610
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,433
Let's quit.

611
00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:38,543
Cheryl, I'll do it for you.

612
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,066
Thank you, I really
appreciate it.

613
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:41,609
He knows not where of he,
once he speak...

614
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,700
I'm sorry about your loss.

615
00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:46,833
Thank you, thank you,
come on, come on.

616
00:23:46,867 --> 00:23:48,867
Alright, let's vamoose,
let's vamoose!

617
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:51,867
Let's go, let's get out of here.

618
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:55,600
And may we continue to love
each other unconditionally,

619
00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:57,700
not only throughout
this life time,

620
00:23:57,733 --> 00:24:02,200
but after death
through all eternity.

621
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,533
That's very moving, Cheryl.

622
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,467
Thank you.

623
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,967
Okay, Larry.

624
00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:17,400
Uh...

625
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:25,066
I'm drawing a blank here, rabbi.

626
00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,400
I don't have the paper.

627
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,967
But, you know what,
just speak from your heart.

628
00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:33,367
Just speak to Cheryl,
look into her eyes,

629
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,267
and it'll come,
the words will come.

630
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:43,066
Things have been good.

631
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:47,467
It's a very good uh,
relationship, 10 years.

632
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,500
Pretty good.

633
00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:51,100
It's pretty, pretty...

634
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:54,367
Pretty, pretty good.

635
00:24:54,400 --> 00:25:02,400
And I am your devoted servant,
well I don't know about servant,

636
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:07,533
you know, I'm not a servant,
but I'll certainly help you,

637
00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:10,433
if you ever need help
with anything, you know that.

638
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,333
I'm in the house a lot,

639
00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:14,143
you want to open up
a bridge table or something,

640
00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:15,300
you know, whatever you need.

641
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,067
I'm not a great handyman,

642
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,133
and I'm not good
at making plans,

643
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:20,367
that I don't do very well.

644
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,900
I have to admit,
she makes the plans, you know.

645
00:25:22,933 --> 00:25:27,300
She makes good plans,
we always have stuff to do,

646
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:34,467
and I will love you
for the rest of my life.

647
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,267
'Til the day I die.

648
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:40,667
I'll love you until death.

649
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,167
That's a pretty good thing.

650
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,567
Not that many women have that.

651
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,767
Right now, 'til the day I die,

652
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,500
there will never be
any other woman 'til death.

653
00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:51,066
And, you know,
we don't, you know,

654
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:52,900
after death who knows
what happens?

655
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:55,700
Even you, you don't know what...

656
00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:59,200
I promise to love you
through all eternity.

657
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:06,767
Alright, eternity.

658
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,400
Okay, okay, uh...

659
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:12,066
Before I pronounce you
man and wife,

660
00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:15,600
it's time to break the glass.

661
00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,600
Here we go, I'm just gonna...

662
00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:18,200
( Glass breaking )

663
00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:20,567
Ah, god my hand!

664
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,367
Oh, it's bleeding,
Jesus, oh, ho!

665
00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:31,600
6somebody, get a sponge.

666
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,600
( Knocking )

667
00:26:47,933 --> 00:26:49,066
Hey.

668
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,476
Well, it's about fucking time,
Larry, my god,

669
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,540
I've been waiting all day.

670
00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:52,333
Come on in.

671
00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:53,733
What is that?

672
00:26:53,767 --> 00:26:54,700
My suit.

673
00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,100
I got it stained
at the ceremony.

674
00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:59,400
I figured as long as I'm here,
I'd drop it off with you.

675
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,133
Drop it off with me?

676
00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:02,500
Yeah. Here?

677
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:05,233
Well, yeah, I figured you'd
save me a trip, you know?

678
00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:07,143
Why didn't you just take it
to the cleaners, Larry?

679
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,967
Well, I'm here,
you're a cleaner.

680
00:27:10,067 --> 00:27:12,376
But I'm not gonna schlep your
dirty clothes all the way there,

681
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,633
why should I do that?

682
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,543
Well, what's the big deal,
you put it in your trunk,

683
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:16,676
you're going right over there.

684
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:17,876
You throw it
in your trunk, Larry.

685
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,700
You take it in your fucking car,

686
00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:21,309
and you go over to the cleaners,
it's not a big deal,

687
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:22,600
I see you do it all the time.

688
00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:25,066
Well, I figured I'd kill
two birds with one stone.

689
00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:27,833
I am not going to schlep
your dirty fucking clothes

690
00:27:27,867 --> 00:27:30,267
over to the cleaners,
Larry, my god!

691
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,167
How do you do with wine stains?

692
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,800
We get them out?

693
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,333
What about blood?

694
00:27:35,367 --> 00:27:37,007
Of course we get blood,
we get everything,

695
00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:39,267
we're very good, we're the best
cleaners around, Larry.

696
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,133
Wine and blood?

697
00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:41,467
Wine and blood!

698
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,309
Alright, you got your work
cut out for with this one.

699
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:44,800
What is wrong with you?

700
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:46,376
Alright, don't get so riled
about it, it's just a favor.

701
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,500
I'm not so riled up.

702
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:48,233
You're going
to the store anyway.

703
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,467
You come here to fuck?

704
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,933
Or you come here to talk
about your dirty suit?

705
00:27:52,967 --> 00:27:53,967
Hmm?

706
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:55,767
Fuck or suit?

707
00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:00,600
Okay, the first one.

708
00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:02,200
Well, there you go.

709
00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:03,467
Let's go, I don't got all day.

710
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,967
So, you're not gonna
take the suit?

711
00:28:05,067 --> 00:28:06,233
Jesus Christ!

712
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,600
Alright.

713
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,300
Where'd you get the sheet?

714
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:17,800
Linen store.

715
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,933
Who brings a sheet to a hotel?

716
00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:23,400
And what's it,
there's a hole there?

717
00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:25,100
Yeah.

718
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,667
'Cause your hasidic.

719
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,667
What, do you believe
that stupid shit?

720
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:32,067
What kind of fucking
idiot are you?

721
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,133
Oh my god.

722
00:28:33,167 --> 00:28:35,333
Oh shit, it's an earthquake.

723
00:28:35,367 --> 00:28:37,067
Wait, Larry!

724
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,900
Oh, geez!

725
00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:50,867
Larry!

726
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,900
Hey, we survived.

727
00:28:59,267 --> 00:29:02,333
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