1 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:09,802 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,931 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 3 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,475 So, I needed a new lawyer, and Susie was going on 4 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:17,935 and on about what a great lawyer you are. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,395 And then, the coup de grâce, 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:20,855 -she told me your last name. -Oh. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,440 -Mantle. Christopher Mantle. -CHRISTOPHER MANTLE: Yeah. 8 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,233 -Yeah. Yes. -LARRY DAVID: Oh, my God. 9 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,736 I mean, Mickey Mantle, he was my idol growing up. 10 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,696 I don't follow baseball, but I know who Mickey Mantle is. 11 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,364 Oh, my God, it's an amazing name. 12 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,241 Well, Susie's great at connecting everybody. 13 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,951 I love her. Oh, by the way, uh, 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,786 she mentioned you might be going to the temple 15 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,204 for the reopening of the plaza thing. 16 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,457 Yeah, yeah. I'm being dragged there by this woman 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,250 who I'm connected to somehow. 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,877 Yeah, I'm being dragged there too. 19 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,296 -LARRY: Oh, you-- Really? -Yeah, my husband is Jewish. 20 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,797 Oh, okay. We're both being dragged. 21 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,632 -We're both being dragged. Yeah. -Look at that. 22 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,843 Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, I familiarized myself 23 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,845 with the case, like the rest of America, 24 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:53,971 and listen to me, Larry. 25 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,223 This is the most unconstitutional law 26 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:58,058 that's ever been passed. The law should be on trial, 27 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,310 -not you. -Really? 28 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,228 So, I'm confident this 29 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,105 -will get cleared up quickly. -Wow. 30 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,647 And I'll file something by the end of the week, 31 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,067 which is the cutoff date, to file a motion to dismiss. 32 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:09,111 So, all will be taken care of. Yeah. You can rest easy. 33 00:01:09,195 --> 00:01:11,155 Oh, my God, that is music to my ears. 34 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,365 Yes. We're gonna avoid a trial, and it's gonna be... 35 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:14,617 (WHISTLES) ...tossed out. 36 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,160 -Mr. Mantle. -Yeah. 37 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,661 All-- You-- You just hit a home run. 38 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,829 -You know? -(CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 39 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,456 -LARRY: That's fantastic. -Thanks. Yeah. 40 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,708 So, the good news is, I can still parade around 41 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:27,045 like I'm a hero of sorts without having to go to trial... 42 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,589 -Yeah. -...or prison, or anything. 43 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,174 That's right. You will not have to go to trial. 44 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,759 You will not be going to prison. 45 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,093 -(PHONE BEEPS) -SECRETARY: Mr. Mantle, Denise on line one. 46 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,179 -One second. Sorry. -(PHONE BEEPS) 47 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,098 Hello? Yeah. 48 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:41,435 Oh, really? Oh, that's great. Can you put that back, Larr? 49 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:42,895 Can you put that back down? 50 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,021 Yeah, it's great. Thank you so much, Denise. 51 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,190 Okay, bye. 52 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,817 Sorry about that. That was my surrogate. 53 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,819 My husband and I are having a baby. 54 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,529 -Ah, no kidding. -Yeah. 55 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,405 -Congratulations. Big news. That's great. -Thank you. Yeah, yeah. 56 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:54,990 -We're really excited. -You like the surrogate? 57 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:57,201 -I do. She's really sweet. -She took an IQ test? 58 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,410 -I... -I mean, you don't wanna get 59 00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,912 -a moron, right? -Correct. 60 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,247 You're sure she's not a moron? 61 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,249 Yes. Thank you for your concern. Yeah. 62 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,000 Let me ask you a question. How does it work with a-- 63 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,336 with a gay couple? Who gets to choose the last name? 64 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,756 We, uh, had a discussion, and we chose my husband's name. 65 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,049 Oh. Which is? 66 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,175 Zeckelman. 67 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,428 Yeah. 68 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:19,890 (SCOFFS) You're going with Zeckelman over Mantle? 69 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,892 Is something wrong with his last name? 70 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,228 It's not the greatest last name in the world, 71 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,981 but Mantle is one of the great names. 72 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,440 Well, thank you. I-- 73 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,652 I personally think Zeckelman is also a great name. 74 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,780 Is that okay? 75 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:37,408 It's okay. It's not so great for the kid. 76 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,909 Why is it not great for the kid? 77 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,704 I don't know any Zeckelmans who hit 536 home runs. 78 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,707 Yet. 79 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,208 -Okay. All right. -CHRISTOPHER: Okay. 80 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:47,418 -Nice to meet you, Larry. -Okay. 81 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,961 -Nice to meet you. -Yeah, you too. 82 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,588 -I'll see you at temple. -Are you going with Zeckelman? 83 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,548 I'm going with... 84 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,716 -Zeckelman, yeah. -Great. See you there. 85 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,052 -♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Okay. 86 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,262 FREDDY FUNKHOUSER: Let me tell you. 87 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,680 I met the greatest girl. 88 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,724 Her name is Jenna, and she's pretty incredible. 89 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,225 It's been going on for a couple weeks. 90 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:04,768 -Really? -Yeah. She's really funny. 91 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,645 She's smart. She knows music. 92 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:09,064 She challenges me. Great conversationalist. 93 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,900 -What does she do? -She works for Disney. 94 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,610 -I think she's an executive. -Wow. 95 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,278 She's always just talking about the film. 96 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,821 She knows all the things that are coming out. 97 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:18,490 I mean, she was talking about, like, the princess costumes 98 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,783 and where they're going and evolving. 99 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,077 Just to be involved in steering the television 100 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,245 and the films is a lot, 101 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,496 but she's gotta keep it in her mind, like, 102 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:25,831 "How do I turn that into a ride?" 103 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:27,875 -That's pretty impressive, yeah. -Super impressive. 104 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,418 Honestly, I've never heard you talk like this. 105 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,794 Well, I've never felt this way before. 106 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,046 -Wow. -LARRY: Sports. 107 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,339 -She into sports? -You know, it's too soon. 108 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,506 I haven't gotten into sports yet. 109 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,425 -If you get sports here... -(FREDDY LAUGHS) 110 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:37,635 -LEON BLACK: Oh. -...it's too much. 111 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,136 If I get sports, you're my best man. 112 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,263 Damn. If she working at Disney, next time you talk to her, 113 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,223 ask her about that fine-ass Tinkerbell. 114 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,308 You're attracted to Tinkerbell? 115 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,976 Tinkerbell flies her little ass in there. 116 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,228 She put her little booty out, with that little booty tooch. 117 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,855 -Mm. That little booty go out... -Yeah. 118 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:50,981 ...and bling! 119 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,776 It speaks of a very unusual perversion. 120 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,904 A man attracted to a thimble-sized fairy. 121 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,280 Tinkerbell fine as fuck. Come on. 122 00:03:58,364 --> 00:03:59,781 I'll put her in my motherfucking pocket. 123 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,909 You hear me? And I'll just walk around knowing she home. 124 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,160 And she flies her little ass out there, 125 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,536 give me a little kiss on the cheek and shit, 126 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,873 -and flies the fuck off. -(LAUGHS) 127 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,875 Hey. That's a nice-ass jacket you got, too. 128 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,961 -Oh. Yeah. Thank you. -LEON: Looks good on you. 129 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,462 -FREDDY: I really like it. -LEON: I love it. 130 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,381 FREDDY: You wouldn't normally think suede would be nice. 131 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,714 'Cause it's a darker green. Isn't it nice? 132 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,050 Look at that fish. 133 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,551 What's up with that fish? 134 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,428 Looks like it's stuck. 135 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,097 -Look at him struggle. -LARRY: Yeah, yeah. 136 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,682 His little nose is trapped in that filter. 137 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,476 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, excuse me. 138 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,769 Yes, sir? 139 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,605 That fish, it looks like he's stuck. 140 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,024 Oh, no, fish not stuck, fish sick. 141 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,359 No, no, fish stuck. 142 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,319 No, this time of year is tough for fish, 143 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,696 so fish gets sick easily. 144 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,948 The filter is very warm, so it make him feel better. 145 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,117 -So, it's okay. It's normal. -LARRY: Seriously? Look at that. 146 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,493 That fish is stuck. 147 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,662 WAITER: No. See, fish wiggle, it mean fish sneeze. 148 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,830 Fish don't sneeze. 149 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,331 -The fish didn't sneeze. -No, fish sneeze. 150 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:50,916 -This guy's stuck. Fish sick now. 151 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,167 -Fish stuck. -No, fish sick. 152 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,919 Well, he's gonna get sick if he stays stuck. 153 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,129 -Yeah. -No, it's okay. 154 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,630 Can someone go in the tank and unstuck? 155 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,799 Sir, it's not necessary. Fish sick. 156 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,384 -Okay, you're out of your mind. -LEON: You know what? 157 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,553 All this talk about fish, now I want fish. 158 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,887 Give me the snapper off the menu. 159 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,348 -Oh, fish delicious. Okay. -LEON: My man. 160 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,641 That's a stuck fish. 161 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,560 I can't even eat. I feel so bad for that fish. 162 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,894 At least that motherfucker can't drown. 163 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,523 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 164 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,567 CYRUS: Great meeting everybody. Keep coming back. 165 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,027 It works if you work it. 166 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:23,782 (APPLAUSE) 167 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,410 IRMA KOSTROSKI: ...when I'm not in control of myself, you know? 168 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,911 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 169 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,456 Hey, if it worked for you, then that's all I care about. 170 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,041 IRMA: It's a 12-step program. 171 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,460 -LARRY: Hey. -(SCOFFS) You know, 172 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,086 you're not supposed to have these. 173 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,629 -These are for everybody. -Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Really? 174 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,465 -They count it exactly. -What, are you kidding? 175 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,216 -He just took a donut 'cause... -What? There's tons of 'em. 176 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,552 -Hey, Larry. Thanks for coming. -Hey, Cyrus. Yeah, sure. Yeah. 177 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,763 -Hey, good to see ya. -Tell ya what, you alcoholics, 178 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,306 you know your way around a good donut. 179 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,932 -I guess that's true. -So, what are you? 180 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,976 -I never thought about that. -Are you addicted to these now? 181 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,519 -Well, as you can tell. -Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,646 -(CYRUS LAUGHING) -IRMA: You know, Richard Lewis is here. 183 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,898 He spoke during the meeting. 184 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,067 -Well, he took over the meeting. -CYRUS: Well-- 185 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,486 -It was a-- It was a lot. -It was his turn to share. 186 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,321 -'Cause he shared and shared and shared. -Yeah. 187 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,365 You know, a lot of people find it funny, but he works so blue. 188 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,534 -I heard the word "hell" like... -LARRY: Oh. 189 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:08,911 -Oh, poor thing. -...three times. 190 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,830 (CLEARS THROAT) Listen, um, I... 191 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,916 -Come on! Get-- Just ask him. -Well-- I-- 192 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,876 He know-- He gets this all the time, trust me. 193 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,294 I feel stupid. I'm embarrassed. 194 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,337 That's okay. Don't be embarrassed. 195 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,963 No, no, be embarrassed. Don't ask. 196 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,548 (BOTH LAUGH) 197 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,966 If you don't have to, don't. 198 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,968 Well, listen. My daughter, she wants to be a writer, 199 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,178 and, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 200 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,305 ...I just wondered if you had anybody 201 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,973 that maybe could read her stuff? 202 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:35,521 Ah. Uh, I... (SIGHS) Um, yeah. I-- 203 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,481 -Let me think about it. -Really? 204 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,399 -Thank you so-- -Hey, what the hell are you doing, man? 205 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,901 -Hell away from me. -He hates being hugged. 206 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,194 -There's no touching here. No touching. -CYRUS: Okay. 207 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,113 Remember to keep it simple, babe. 208 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,406 Really, I appreciate the compliment. 209 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,325 You should've seen me today. 210 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,327 -You had a good meeting? -I got laughs 211 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,162 bigger than I've ever gotten before at a meeting. 212 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,789 I thought you were supposed to share here. 213 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,499 It sounds like you're doing stand-up. 214 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,334 -It's not stand-up. -Well, you're talking like it's stand-up. 215 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,711 Well, I mean, I can't divorce my comic self. 216 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,755 Part of me will always be a comedian and... 217 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:02,965 -LARRY: Uh-huh. -...and a drunk. 218 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,050 I wish you would come and see me sometime. 219 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,760 -You-- What? -Hey. Excuse me, Larry. 220 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,387 You absolutely murdered it tonight. 221 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,972 -Hey, man. -Big laughs. 222 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,098 RICHARD LEWIS: Come back next time. 223 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,724 -Terrific. -I'll do new stuff. 224 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,601 -They love me. -What is going on here? 225 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,687 This doesn't sound like an AA meeting. It-- 226 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,313 -No, it is an-- -It sounds like a concert. 227 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,065 I'm doing a service, but I-- I want people 228 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,150 to laugh and enjoy. 229 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,568 Do you let anybody else talk? 230 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,736 Well, there was a sad old lady who opened for me, 231 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,029 but she only did ten minutes. 232 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,823 The only problem is you're doing your act, 233 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,324 but nobody's drinking. 234 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,285 -Imagine if they were drinking. -If they were drinking... 235 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,703 -Yeah. -...the roof would be blown off. 236 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,912 You know, forget about it. 237 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,247 -Yes. -But I don't know how we can-- 238 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,875 Excuse me. I'm sorry. That was just incredible. 239 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,168 I had to thank you. 240 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,711 -A lot of laughs? -AA MEMBER: A lot of laughs. 241 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,379 -RICHARD: Oh, wow. -The bartender from hell part, 242 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,714 I was crying. 243 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,132 -RICHARD: Did that work? -Yeah, it totally worked. 244 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,550 -Have a good night. Thank you. -Thanks for coming over. 245 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,926 I'm here, like, twice a week. 246 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,178 -Okay, good. Thanks. -Okay. 247 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,804 The bartender from hell. 248 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,639 Yeah. I mean, I do the "from hell" on occasion, 249 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,808 but I'm workshopping a few other things. 250 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,351 I'll tell ya, another couple of meetings like this, 251 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:57,686 -I'll have a special. -You know what? 252 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:58,896 That's a fantastic idea. 253 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,355 -For a session. -The AA special. 254 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:01,732 This is the hook I've been looking for. 255 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,942 -LARRY: This is it! -Why not talk about being sober 256 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,569 but get a special with HBO? 257 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,945 There you go. 258 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,488 RICHARD: Thank you. That's why we're best friends. 259 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,032 The Drunk From Hell concert. 260 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,034 The outpouring of support from the community... 261 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,077 This whole complex was all landfill. 262 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,871 -This land. -Hors d'oeuvres? 263 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,207 -Eh, no, I don't think so. -What is this? 264 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,042 -Really? You're gonna eat that? -It's meat. 265 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,585 I may go get something else, 266 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,754 so I need to build a base with some rice. 267 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,673 -Yeah, go build your rice base. -You gonna be okay on your own? 268 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,217 -It'll be tough, but yeah. -I'll miss you. 269 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,551 Stay right there. 270 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:30,802 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 271 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,013 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 272 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,972 (CLEARS THROAT) 273 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:37,017 -Hey, hey, hey! -Hey! How are ya? 274 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,936 Good to see ya. Larry, this is Jenna, 275 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,897 -who I told you so much about. -So nice to finally meet you. 276 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:45,400 Nice to meet you. He... He talked. He did some talking. 277 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,735 -Did he? -FREDDY: A little bit. 278 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,403 -Well, uh, yeah. -LARRY: He did. I'm hearing talk 279 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,781 -You talked me? -A lot of talk. 280 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,532 You know what? It's kind of fortuitous 281 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,785 -that I ran into you, because... -JENNA: Oh? 282 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,787 All right, here we go, okay? 283 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,706 First of all, I hate asking for favors almost as much 284 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,083 as I hate doing favors. 285 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,794 And so, I have a friend, his daughter wrote a script, 286 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:07,506 and the guy asked me if I knew anybody 287 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,924 who could read the script, 288 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,759 and Freddy told me all about you, 289 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,469 and would you mind reading it? 290 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,055 You want me to read the script? 291 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,474 And listen. I'm sure you're really busy and-- 292 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,393 No, no! I would love to read the script. 293 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,103 -You're kidding? -No, I'd be excited. 294 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:25,065 Maybe if you had any notes, you know, feel free, you know. 295 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,400 Totally. Yes, yes. I-- 296 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,651 LARRY: I'm sure she would love that. 297 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,611 No, I can give her notes. 298 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,113 -Where did you find her? Huh? -FREDDY: Did I-- 299 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,406 -LARRY: Where's the planet? -Did I oversell? 300 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,699 -JENNA: Stop. -Point to the planet. 301 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,075 There's no more. There's no more of 'em. 302 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,535 -Stop. I'm blushing. -(LAUGHS) 303 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,578 -Yeah, I'll get you guys set up. -We'll set it up. 304 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,580 We gotta run along and meet a couple other people, but it was great to see you. 305 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,457 -So nice to finally meet you. -Good to see ya. Nice to meet you. 306 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,875 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 307 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,460 -This is the guy? -Yes, that's him. 308 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,212 -Right here? -Yes. 309 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,172 -But we don't have to, like, make a thing. -Just give me a second. 310 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,674 Hey. Larry? 311 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,884 -Abe Zeckelman. -Yeah. 312 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,429 You have a problem with the name of our child? 313 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,139 It's-- I... 314 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,849 I wouldn't say it's a problem. 315 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,851 -Well, what is it? -Well, I thought 316 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,437 that given the choice of Mantle and Zeckelman, 317 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,355 that Mantle was a better name. 318 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,690 Based on what exactly? 319 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,358 Let's be honest, it's not a great name. 320 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,360 -What's wrong with it? -Zeckelman? Come on. 321 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,362 You seem really worked up over my last name. 322 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,947 If you think that's a great name, 323 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,449 then what's a bad name? 324 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,284 Well, I'd rather have a bad last name than no last name. 325 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,910 My name's Larry. I don't think it's a great name. 326 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,329 I'm honest about it. 327 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,831 Would I rather be a Dash or a Dazzy or a Dan? You know. 328 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,249 Well, the good thing about an opinion 329 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,667 is that you can keep it to yourself. 330 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,086 But then everybody would walk around not saying anything. 331 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,379 You're not keeping this to yourself. 332 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,589 No, I couldn't keep this to myself. 333 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,341 Okay, well, I couldn't keep that to myself. 334 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,676 It's a deeply inappropriate conversation to be having. 335 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,969 You know, just think about the playground. 336 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,888 He's in a unique situation. 337 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,473 -What's that supposed to mean? -What? Yeah. 338 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,100 Well, you know, the, uh... the two dads. 339 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,394 Yeah, it's not that unique of a situation. 340 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,521 Maybe it's not unique. Different. 341 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,689 -Different? -Well, it's... 342 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,274 -Slightly different? -Slightly different. 343 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,859 -To us, it's normal. Yeah. -Yeah. 344 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,444 -No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -CHRISTOPHER: Yeah. Yeah. 345 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,737 LARRY: Let me ask you this question. 346 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,739 How did you decide on the last name anyway? 347 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,074 I assume it's your semen, right? 348 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,743 What did you just say? 349 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,036 No, we're talking about semen now. 350 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,454 -I assume it's your semen? -CHRISTOPHER: It's-- 351 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,663 'Cause that's how you got Zeckelman? 352 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,873 We're having this conversation? 353 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,124 What? I mean, I'm just wondering 354 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,460 -how you got there. -It's-- Yeah. It-- 355 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,878 -It's my semen. -If you must know, 356 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,671 -it's his semen. -It's your semen? 357 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,800 -What's the problem with that? -I mean, you would think that... 358 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,803 you know, the... the donor would... would get the name. 359 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,138 Well, we had a conversation at home about it. 360 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,640 Because it's a private thing. 361 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,725 By the way, I don't know if you've chosen a first name, 362 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,186 but if you need any help, I'm your guy. 363 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,729 -Are ya? -'Cause you got two first names. 364 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,524 I'm-- How 'bout this? Off the top of my head, Ziggy. 365 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,733 Ziggy Zeckelman. Hey. 366 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,360 You think Ziggy Zeckelman is a great name? 367 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,986 I do. Scooter Zeckelman? 368 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,780 They're all good names. We'll put 'em both in the hat. 369 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,115 We're not putting that in the hat. 370 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,825 -How 'bout Foots? -Foot Zeckelman? 371 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,284 -Foots. -Is our family 372 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,702 -a joke to you, Larry? -LARRY: No! 373 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,621 Zeckelman needs a cool first name! 374 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,415 I think I've had enough of this conversation. 375 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,833 -Okay. -Uh. 376 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,751 -Great to meet you, Larry. -Doc. Doc Zeckelman. 377 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,211 Doc Zeckelman is a joke. 378 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,712 -Ace. -I'm gonna go get some food. 379 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:53,839 -Okay. -LARRY: Ace Zeckelman? 380 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,006 That's not a great name? 381 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,508 We're gonna talk about it at home. 382 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,969 Dewey, Duncan, Deegan. Deegan. 383 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,846 After the Major Deegan Expressway. 384 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,140 -We got plenty of options. -I'm giving you gold here. 385 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,599 -Uh, the last-- -Chris. 386 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,685 -One second. Um, thank you. -ABE ZECKELMAN: Forget it. 387 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,437 -CHRISTOPHER: What? -Don't bother. 388 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,689 I gotta go. 389 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,941 Babe, come on. Come back. 390 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:16,736 -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SIGHS) 391 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,750 (SOFTLY) The fuck? 392 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,838 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 393 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,423 Excuse me. Rabbi Adelman? 394 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,924 -Can I talk to you for a second? -Excuse me. 395 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,009 -Yeah. Sorry to interrupt. -Hey. 396 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,343 I'm glad you're here today. 397 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,304 -Who's in charge of the bricks? -I am. 398 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,346 -You are? -RABBI ADELMAN: Yes. 399 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,681 You know there's a brick that says, 400 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,391 "Larry David is disrespectful to women." 401 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,809 You allowed that to be up there? 402 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,644 We don't really edit the bricks. 403 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,481 The donor gets to express what thoughts and feelings 404 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,899 -they have. -Oh, so anybody can write 405 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,775 -anything they want on a brick? -Well, we would not like 406 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,402 -hate speech. -Well, what is that? 407 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:58,487 That's hate speech. 408 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,572 I think it's strong dislike speech. 409 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,781 Okay, I want that taken down. 410 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,992 We only add bricks. We don't take them away. 411 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,410 Oh, you don't remove bricks? 412 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,914 That brick is gonna be up there forever. 413 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,499 -Posterity. -Let me ask you a question. 414 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,459 There's nothing in the Old Testament 415 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,877 about defamatory bricks? 416 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,879 You think if Isaac chiseled something defamatory 417 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,298 about Jedediah, you think it wouldn't be taken down? 418 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,759 There's nothing in the Torah about defamatory bricks. 419 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,552 -You know what this is, Rabbi? -What? 420 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,221 This is a shanda. 421 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,931 -Will you excuse me? -Certainly. 422 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,435 -(SCOFFS) -Larry? 423 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:34,022 -Oh, my God! This is crazy. -Look at this! Hey. 424 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,440 Hi, again. 425 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,025 -Again. -SIENNA MILLER: What a treat. 426 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,611 Usually, most people you don't really wanna run into either, 427 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,613 but I'm not minding this at all. 428 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,031 -Me neither. Likewise. -LARRY: Yeah. 429 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,241 So, what are you doing here? 430 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,910 I'm actually in the process of converting. 431 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,370 -To Judaism. Yeah. -What? What? 432 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,746 That's my rabbi and this is-- 433 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,957 -Get the hell out of here. What? -I'm-- Yeah. I know. 434 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,209 -You're joining the team? -SIENNA: I am. I am. 435 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,545 -We are so happy to have you. -SIENNA: (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 436 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,255 Are you prepared to complain a lot? 437 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,048 Please, I can kvetch with the best of them. 438 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,675 -Come on. -Wow. 439 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,343 -Very impressive. -SIENNA: Yeah. 440 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,137 I'd be remiss if I didn't ask. Why? 441 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,389 I like the whole thing. 442 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,057 I like the food and the community, 443 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,727 and truth be told, you know, I like the men. 444 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,854 Aside from the obvious, you know, reasons. 445 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,189 What, uh... 446 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,233 These obvious reasons escape me. 447 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,943 -What are they? -I mean, you know, the... 448 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,820 (CLICKS TONGUE, WHISTLES, SMACKS LIPS) 449 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,405 Can't deal with the alternative. 450 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:27,325 -Wow. -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 451 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,411 -It's so good to see you. -Very good to see you, too. 452 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,912 -I have one question for you. -Sure. 453 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,164 -What is this wall? -LARRY: Oh! This is, um-- 454 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,165 It-- It's a-- It's, uh, for tennis. 455 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,085 They put the winners of the tournament up. 456 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,712 You guys do a temple tennis tournament? 457 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,380 -They have a temple tourn-- -I am obsessed 458 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,216 -with tennis. -No, yeah, I know, but it's just a wall, and-- 459 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,177 Yeah, you should enter the tournament next year. 460 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,596 The temple has-- They have a temple tournament? 461 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,180 -The temple tournament, yeah. -Mixed doubles? 462 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,724 -Come on. Yes. -Mixed doubles, yeah. 463 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,267 Amazing. How's everything? 464 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,728 How's the whole court case? How's everything working out? 465 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,855 It's scary, yeah. It's a frightening prospect. 466 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,565 I mean, I could plead guilty 467 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,442 -and just get off but... -Oh, my... Oh, my God. 468 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,485 -...I'm not gonna do that. -Wow. 469 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,695 And I don't think it's a big deal. 470 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,280 That's so sweet. 471 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:09,159 Um, listen, I'm having a dinner party next week. 472 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,453 I don't know if you're around, but I would... 473 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,997 -I'd love you to come. -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 474 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,290 SIENNA: Really. There are so many people 475 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,625 that would love to meet you and talk to you, 476 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,585 and I would love to see you again. 477 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,795 So, maybe? 478 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,423 Next week sometime? If you're here. 479 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,467 It would be an honor for all of us. 480 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,177 -What do you say? -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 481 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,929 Ah. I don't think I can... 482 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,682 make it. 483 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,101 Okay. 484 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,605 Well, let's just hope we can run into each other again. 485 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,732 -Yeah, hope so. -Yeah. I gotta schmeitz. 486 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:41,983 -But, um... -LARRY: You what? 487 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,693 -Schmeitz. -What's that one? 488 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,196 -Gotta go. (CHUCKLES) -Oh, yeah. 489 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,323 -SIENNA: It's Yiddish. -That's a new one to me. 490 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,532 Yeah, well, there you go. 491 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:54,162 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 492 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,664 JENNA: I'm running a little late, 493 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,665 so you can just drop me off, right here would be perfect. 494 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,000 -FREDDY: Are you sure? -JENNA: Yeah, yeah. 495 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,752 -I work right there. -FREDDY: All right. 496 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,921 I don't mind taking you a little further if it's... 497 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,674 No, this is great. I work right there. 498 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,176 You mean-- Do you work above the Disney store? 499 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,552 They have a office or something? 500 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,389 No, I work at the Disney store. 501 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,058 So, you're managing, uh, the different stores or-- 502 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,267 -Oh, God no. No. -FREDDY: Accounting? 503 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,686 That's-- I don't have the head for numbers. 504 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,522 I'm so sorry. What-- I'm-- What do you do here? 505 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,066 I'm a greeter, and I talk to the guests. 506 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,277 I put on a costume, like, a princess, like... 507 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321 (IMITATES CHARACTERS) ...Snow White or Elsa 508 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,824 or Ariel or Lilo or Stitch. 509 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,244 My favorite is Mickey's favorite. 510 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,787 (IMITATES MINNIE MOUSE) Minnie Mouse. 511 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,996 (BOTH LAUGH) 512 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,164 -It's the best. -Yeah. 513 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,208 -And you do all of that... -Right there. 514 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,876 -At the Disney store? -Yeah. 515 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,253 You know what would be so helpful with that, 516 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,546 -is the "store" part. -JENNA: Yeah, I'm like, 517 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,381 (IMITATES DISNEY PRINCESS) "Hello. Come in. 518 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,383 The most magical store in the mall." 519 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,636 You don't have any managerial or developmental role 520 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,179 -at Disney at all? That's a-- -No. 521 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,182 -I mean, I'm a senior character. -What's a junior character? 522 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,726 I would say, like, mm, 523 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,936 -Doc McStuffins. (LAUGHS) -Uh-huh. 524 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,146 But listen, I gotta go. 525 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,064 -I had so much fun last night. -Sure. 526 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,066 -It was a great evening. Bye-bye. Okay. -I'll see you later. Bye. 527 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,651 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 528 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,444 (IMITATES MICKEY MOUSE) Oh, boy. 529 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,113 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) Bye. 530 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,448 All right. Save it for in there. 531 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,366 -I will. -Don't drain the tank with me. 532 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,499 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 533 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,916 LARRY: How did you not know that? 534 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,295 How would I know? We're talking about movies and music, 535 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,628 and she tells me she works for Disney. 536 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,006 You never asked her about her job? 537 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,133 What about Disney? What department? 538 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,551 Okay, Larry. She lives in Glendale. 539 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,886 I just assumed she's like, you know, 540 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,554 animation or something. She's right-- 541 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,222 I didn't know she was working at the fucking Americana. 542 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,558 I mean, I feel like I've been living a lie, I gotta be honest. 543 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,560 I mean, I had this whole great thing in my head 544 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,854 that I was excited about, and now I just feel crushed. 545 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,190 Well, you had somebody who's accomplished. 546 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,942 She had a status, and the status is gone. 547 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,527 So, what is that saying about you? 548 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,197 The thing is, is you're right. It does say something about me. 549 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,284 The problem is this makes you reflect on who you are, 550 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,619 because she's the same person. 551 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,037 I mean, she has the same great stories. 552 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,163 It's the same sense of humor. 553 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,372 It's the same likes and dislikes, 554 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,208 but it just-- it feels so different. 555 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,001 I think there's a lesson to be learned here. 556 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,588 Questions. Women like questions. 557 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,507 When you have a date with someone, you go out, 558 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,091 you've gotta ask a ton of questions. 559 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,802 Otherwise, they're going back to their friends, 560 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,178 and you know what they're saying? 561 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,347 "He didn't ask me one question." They love questions. 562 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,016 -What would you do? Honestly. -I'm so superficial, 563 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,060 -I'd probably break up. -You would? Right away? 564 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,646 Yeah. I'm not-- I'm not gonna date Minnie Mouse. 565 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,106 I think the thing I gotta do is at least kind of try. 566 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,275 You know, spend some time with her and bridge the gap. 567 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,236 -Oh, my God. -What is it? 568 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,280 I gave her a script to read. 569 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,241 -She said she'd be happy to! -Well, why didn't you ask her 570 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,325 what kind of development she did? 571 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,451 Why is she taking a script? 572 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,953 Are you gonna listen to the notes? 573 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,205 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna listen to the notes from Minnie Mouse! 574 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,959 The callback to the Corona ad on the beach? 575 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,878 -So, so good. I loved that part. -You liked-- Okay. 576 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,338 -Okay. Thank God. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 577 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,881 -Thank you. -Honestly, Dana, 578 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:56,010 it's really refreshing to see a comedic, apocalyptic show. 579 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,387 So you're buying the whole premise? 580 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,013 -Oh, I'm-- Totally. -You believe it? That's great. 581 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,516 -'Cause it is out-there. -And when it comes to questions, 582 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,851 -one last thing. -Yeah. 583 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,269 -Meg. -Meg. 584 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,646 -I didn't understand... -DANA: You didn't understand? 585 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,731 -Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't-- -Like, what she wanted? 586 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,066 -Yeah. -No, I struggled with that. 587 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,693 She's a little one dimensional right now. 588 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,403 -I had more in there. -You did? 589 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,154 Her backstory, what she went to school for, all that stuff, 590 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,657 -and I took it out last minute. -I think you should put it back. 591 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,950 That's so easy. I can do that. 592 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,994 Yeah, and, um, does it feel long? 593 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,413 -Yes, and I almost trimmed it. -It does feel long. 594 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,331 -Yes, I almost trimmed it. -Okay. 595 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,125 -I'm so embarrassed. I know. I just need to tighten it up. -No, don't be! 596 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,336 Dana, I think you have such a good script here. 597 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,380 -Thank you so much. -You're getting me so excited, 598 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,675 and I just wanna thank you for letting me read it. 599 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,469 -Are you kidding me? Thank you for reading it. -No, seriously. 600 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,929 And if there's anything else you want me to read... 601 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,973 -Are you serious? -Of course. 602 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,726 I'm so excited for you and your future. 603 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,395 Oh, my God, oh, my God. We're coming out with a new line 604 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,856 of Little Mermaid sleepwear, and I get a discount, 605 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,733 so if you text me your sizes, I can hook you up. 606 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,152 Amazing. 607 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,653 LARRY: Hey, you want some of this? 608 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,488 -You wash your hands? -No. 609 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,032 Yeah. 'Cause you're making it for yourself, 610 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,658 so you're doing all this stuff like a third base coach. No. 611 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,076 What you guys talking about? 612 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,996 Hey, hey! Look at this. I come bearing gifts. 613 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,457 -Oh, shit, man. Don't do this. -What do we think it is? 614 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,334 -Oh. Are you kidding me? -No. 615 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,960 -Wow. -You said you liked it, 616 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,879 -so I'm giving it to you. -LEON: I did say that. 617 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,213 Come on, do us the honors. 618 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,924 -Oh, I'ma put this shit on, man. -That's something. 619 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,425 -Wow. -Looking sharp. 620 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,385 -LARRY: Holy cow. -I think it looks incredible. 621 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,429 Anybody wanna get Chinese food for lunch today? 622 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,348 -LEON: Nah. Fuck that. -I unfortunately can't 623 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,724 'cause I gotta see Minnie Mouse. 624 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,225 You know, I'm gonna have a better attitude about it. 625 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,186 -She's the same person, right? -Same person. 626 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,605 I got a date, I'm gonna keep it, and I'm gonna make it work. 627 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,731 -Okay. -Thank you for everything. 628 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,066 -Sure. -Appreciate it too, man. 629 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,485 -I appreciate you. -Appreciate you, Secret Santa. 630 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,612 Jesus, that's amazing he gave you that jacket. 631 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,280 -That was so nice. -Know what it is? 632 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,782 It's the "I like it" gambit. 633 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,116 All you gotta do is compliment people 634 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,326 on what the fuck they're wearing, 635 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,827 next thing you know, they gonna give you one. 636 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,121 (CHUCKLES) You know what? It's not a bad idea. 637 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,623 It's a fucking great idea. Shit, man. 638 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,042 I'll bet that works like 50 percent of the time. 639 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,961 Wish I had a suede do-rag to go with this motherfucker. 640 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,212 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -That'd be nice. 641 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,505 -Put that bitch on. -(WHIRRING) 642 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,298 And I just tell 'em, "I like that bullshit 643 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,716 you got on." You know? 644 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,968 (BLENDER CONTINUES WHIRRING) 645 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,719 You know what? Fuck you, Larry. 646 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,931 -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -LEON: Fuck you, Larry! 647 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,432 CHERYL DAVID: So, what's going on? 648 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,267 You know, not that much. 649 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,103 What is, uh-- What is this material? 650 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,105 -What do you call this material? -Cotton. 651 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,482 -You think this is cotton? -Why are you here? 652 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,775 Um, well, 653 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,735 -it's very simple, really. -CHERYL: Okay. 654 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,362 Um, so they renovated the temple, 655 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,947 and they have this plaza, and they were selling 656 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,448 these bricks for charity. 657 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,660 And Hobie Turner wrote something very defamatory about me, 658 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,328 and it's there for everyone to see. 659 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,497 It says, "Larry David is disrespectful to women." 660 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,040 Come on, Cheryl. I'm not disrespect-- 661 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,959 I love women. Who loves women more than me? 662 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,004 I love having sex with them. I love talking to them. 663 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,338 I'm a champion of women. 664 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,965 Being a champion to women 665 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,758 -is saying you love-- -Well, I'm attracted to women. 666 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,176 -I like them. -Okay. 667 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,803 There's a difference. Okay. 668 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:48,349 So, I'd like to refute his brick by having somebody who I know 669 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,309 -write something nice about me. -On the brick? 670 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,521 Yes. "I was married to Larry David for many years, 671 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,898 and he's a veritable champion of women." 672 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,567 Something like that, right next to it. 673 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,444 They'll read his first. They'll read yours second. 674 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,279 You buy a brick. 675 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,906 -(CLEARS THROAT) -I don't think so. 676 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,868 -Why not? -Eh, it doesn't feel right. 677 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,911 What? What's not right? 678 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,122 -Because it sounds bullshitty. -Okay, well, you don't have to say that exactly. 679 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,665 You can say anything. 680 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,375 Say something nice. Can you-- You think you could come up 681 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,002 -with something nice? -TED DANSON: Hey, Cheryl? 682 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,503 -I mean... -Oh. 683 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:18,963 -Hi. -Hi, Larry. 684 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,506 -Hi. -TED: Can we run lines 685 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,675 -when he goes? -Well, Larry 686 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,343 has a defamatory brick, 687 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,220 and he wants me to buy more bricks. 688 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,806 Yeah, somebody wrote a defamatory brick about me. 689 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,017 It says, "Larry David is disrespectful to women." 690 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,728 -Ouch, ouch. -Terrible, terrible thing to say. And I love women, Ted. 691 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,521 Well, he loves having sex with women, 692 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,024 and he thinks that that proves 693 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,817 -that he respects women. -LARRY: Well, that, 694 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,527 and there are other things, too. 695 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,530 Larry, completely understand. 696 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,324 The deal is we already bought a brick. 697 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,825 -Oh. Yeah. -Right? Didn't we? 698 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,702 -We already bought a brick. -You already bought a brick? 699 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,913 You didn't even know what I was talking about when I brought up the brick. 700 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,998 You probably told me and I forgot or something. 701 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,917 -I don't know. But-- -I might-- I might-- 702 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,794 You know, maybe I forgot to tell you. 703 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,962 -I'm sorry. But we did. We bought a brick. -Yeah. Ted does a lot of things. 704 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,673 -He does-- He's very charitable. -You bought a brick, huh? 705 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,009 -Yes. -What does your brick say, Ted? 706 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,136 Nothing. We left it blank. 707 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,930 -The brick says nothing? -TED: Yeah. 708 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,432 You know, we're raising money. We're not trying to advertise. 709 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:12,934 I don't think you bought a brick. 710 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,811 -What do you think about that? -Yeah. Look, the point is 711 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,771 we bought a fucking brick, Larry. 712 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,815 Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll make it very easy for you. 713 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,317 I'll buy the brick. I'll write something nice. 714 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,152 All you gotta do is put your name on it. 715 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,862 -I don't feel comfortable. -LARRY: What? I mean, 716 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:26,989 what if it just said, "I was married to Larry David, 717 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,450 -and he's a decent guy"? -Who writes that on a brick? 718 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:31,828 -Yeah. It's dishonest. -Well, then you write it. 719 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,454 Well, I don't have anything to say on a brick. 720 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,373 -Yeah. There you go. -You can't think of one 721 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:36,791 nice thing to say about me on a brick? 722 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:37,917 No, not on a brick. 723 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,460 All right, so just for argument's sake, 724 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,711 is there anything nice 725 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,171 you could say about me that's not on a brick? 726 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,799 -Yes. -(SIGHS) 727 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,426 Something on a cake. 728 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:50,763 -"Congratulations." "Good job." -"Happy birthday." 729 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,850 "He's a good golfer, sometimes." You want some more tea? 730 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,519 -Is that what you were coming in here for? Okay. -Yes, I'd love some more tea. 731 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,313 How much longer do you think you'll be staying, Larry? 732 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,732 I'm leaving right now. 733 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:04,235 I just need to learn these lines, that's all. 734 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,736 Nice pen. 735 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,280 -Thank you. -Good pen. Look at that pen. 736 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,365 -That's some pen. -Thank you. 737 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,075 Yeah, how do you get a pen like that? 738 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,493 Do you want the pen, Larry? 739 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,703 Oh, I'm not gonna take your pen. 740 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,163 -Take the pen. -LARRY: Really? 741 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,415 -TED: Yes, take the pen. -You're giving me your pen? 742 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,958 Good luck with the brick. 743 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,793 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 744 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:24,046 Okay. How's this? "He's an amiable fellow 745 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,799 and a big supporter of Title Nine." 746 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,467 -Oh, bullshit. -LARRY: All right. 747 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:34,432 "He's an amiable fellow who's attended two WNBA games." 748 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,933 -Is that true? -No. 749 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,393 And besides, you never went to one 750 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,396 of Sammy's softball games. I invited you so many times. 751 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,772 The kid couldn't even lift up a pencil. 752 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,149 Oh, stop it. 753 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,651 -She's very talented! -All right, how 'bout this? 754 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,196 "Any woman who Larry David impregnated, 755 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,406 he not only paid for the abortion, 756 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,451 but accompanied her to the procedure." 757 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,828 -That's true. -You're wasting my time. Leave. 758 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,788 -You're not gonna buy a brick? -Apparently not. 759 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,208 -(SIGHS) -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 760 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:15,514 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 761 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,851 (SIGHS) 762 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,233 -Hello? -Hey, Larry. It's Cyrus. 763 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,401 -Irma's sponsor. -Yeah, I know who you are. 764 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,487 Yeah, look, I just wanted to call you because my daughter 765 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,447 met with that woman you recommended. 766 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,616 -Uh, Jenna. -Yeah, look, um... (SIGHS) 767 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,700 You gotta-- 768 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:37,286 -She was great. (CHUCKLES) -What? 769 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,372 My daughter said she gave great notes. 770 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,873 She made the script better. 771 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,416 -She was amazing. -Seriously? 772 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,669 Yeah! I thought she wouldn't even give her the time of day. 773 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,045 Yeah, for a high-powered executive, 774 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,171 she's very down to Earth, isn't she? 775 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,547 CYRUS: Yeah. Right? 776 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,299 -They even met at a coffee shop. -LARRY: I know. 777 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,510 You'd think she's just a regular person. 778 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,553 Anyway, Dana wanted to send her some flowers 779 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:55,846 to her office at Disney. 780 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,598 So, if you could shoot me her address. 781 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,808 Eh, you know, I don't-- 782 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,226 I don't think you need to do that. 783 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,811 Well, I live by the Americana in Glendale. 784 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,312 I could just go over and get a gift card 785 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,605 and send it over. 786 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,107 -How 'bout that? -LARRY: No, not necessary. 787 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,775 I'll just pass on, um, 788 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,527 -your enthusiasm. -IRMA: Larry! 789 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,778 CYRUS: Okay, well, you know best... 790 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,947 IRMA: Larry, where are my sleep brassieres? 791 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,782 -How the fuck do I know? -CYRUS: Seriously, 792 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,535 I just wanna say, I owe you one. I really do. 793 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,161 If there's anything I can do for you... 794 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,415 -IRMA: Larry! -What? 795 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,958 -CYRUS: So, uh... -IRMA: Never mind. 796 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,710 They were in the hamper. They're not that dirty. 797 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,503 CYRUS: Anything you need from me, you just say the word, okay? 798 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,172 You know, um... now that you mention it, 799 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,174 there actually is something you can do. 800 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,718 Yeah, say the word. 801 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,554 -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -According to your timeline, 802 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,141 I have eight weeks left with Irma. 803 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:44,854 I'm wondering if there's any possible way 804 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,773 -that we can move that up. -Wait. 805 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:50,359 You're saying you want to break up with her early? 806 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,278 Yes, that's exactly what I mean. 807 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,905 -Is there any reason? -Yeah, I hate her. 808 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,324 That's the reason. How's that? 809 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:57,992 Look, I don't know what to tell you. 810 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,327 I'm struggling here, Cyrus, 811 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:02,038 and Sienna Miller is interested in me. 812 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,372 (LAUGHS) 813 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,665 -I'm not joking. -CYRUS: Really? 814 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:07,126 She is. When is this gonna happen again? Never. 815 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,587 So, come on. G... 816 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,630 Help a brother out. Is there anything we can do? 817 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,341 CYRUS: Larry, I appreciate everything you've done for us, 818 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,092 but a breakup would just set her back, 819 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,427 and I can't allow that to happen. 820 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,928 Is that better than murder? 821 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,306 Who benefits from murder? She's dead and I'm in prison. 822 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,600 Larry, I think you're saying a lot of things you don't mean right now. 823 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:23,851 No, no, I mean it. 824 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,102 Come on. There's gotta be a way. 825 00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:27,563 If she were to break up with you, 826 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,940 -I guess that would be okay. -Her idea? 827 00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:31,817 Then that would give her the power, 828 00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,361 -give her her own agency. -LARRY: Oh, yeah. 829 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,612 Like it's gonna be her idea. 830 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,364 On what planet? That's never gonna happen. 831 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:38,240 I'm sorry. But thank you. 832 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,286 IRMA: Larry, where are my bunion splints? 833 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,372 Today was amazing, though. 'Cause you know Penny? 834 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,165 She's normally a chipmunk, 835 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:47,458 Chip or Dale, and she's in, like, 836 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,126 -what we call fur all the time. -Right. 837 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,878 JENNA: She got to be Tinkerbell this week, 838 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,631 and it was unbelievable, and we were so happy for her. 839 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,049 And she was so good with the kids. 840 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,468 And she was just having the best time ever, 841 00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,387 because she's never a face character. 842 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:02,098 I mean, she's a little tall to be a pixie, 843 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,349 but she was incredible. 844 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,475 And they had a Peter Pan. 845 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,768 -Right. -JENNA: Ian was being Peter Pan 846 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,228 that day, and the chemistry was... 847 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,938 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 848 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,398 -WAITER: Welcome back, sir. -LARRY: Thank you. 849 00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,983 I'd like a table for two by the aquarium. 850 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,693 -That table is reserved. -RICHARD: Mm. 851 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:16,821 But we have nice table over here by window. 852 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,823 -Oh, it's reserved? -Yes. 853 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,282 Okay, we'll go over there. 854 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,410 Okay. You follow me, sir. This way. 855 00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:23,786 LARRY: All right. Okay. 856 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,414 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 857 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,420 (SIGHS) 858 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:34,630 WAITER: Sir. Sir. Sir, can I help you? 859 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,173 -Excuse me, sir. -Hmm. 860 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,800 Your table that way. 861 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,969 Yeah, what happened to the orange fish 862 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,095 that was stuck? 863 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,848 Fish sad, so we changed new location. 864 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,058 Change of scenery make much happy fish. 865 00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:47,393 So, you moved the fish? 866 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,311 Yes. Fish living best life in downtown. 867 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,689 -Very happy there. -That was so nice of you. 868 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,816 You can go visit your new friend, orange fish. 869 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,110 I can handle the death of the fish. Just tell me. 870 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,571 Fish fine. Fish thriving. 871 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,031 No, no, fish stuck. Fish dead. 872 00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:03,617 No. Fish sick. Fish gone. 873 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,994 Stuck. Dead. 874 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,747 -Sick, gone! Sick, gone! -Stuck, dead! Stuck, dead! 875 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:13,002 -Fish not your problem anymore. -I will not forget fish. 876 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,799 Okay, I bring your table some water. 877 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,927 -How's your fish? -Fish dead. 878 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,096 Listen to me. You should've heard Irma 879 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,639 today at the AA meeting. 880 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,100 You would've been blown away. She shared for a half hour. 881 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,394 -Well, what did she say? -I-- First of all, 882 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:31,687 I would never tell you. 883 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,814 In AA, there's principles, there's guidelines. 884 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:36,984 So, any wino in Santa Monica can hear what she's saying, 885 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,403 -but I can't? -AA is private, man. That's it. 886 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,614 -I'm not gonna tell anybody. -I just won't do it. 887 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,240 But we're good friends. We tell each other everything. 888 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,992 -I'm not telling you. -So, you're not gonna tell me? 889 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,619 -No. -Hmm. 890 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,370 Suppose I put you in my will? 891 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:51,040 Her first husband, horrible accident, 892 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,709 and she was with him 24/7, like a caregiver. 893 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,878 -Was he in a wheelchair? -Worse. 894 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,547 -Diapers? -He had diapers everywhere. 895 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,717 He was like a fucking mummy. He lost some of his toes. 896 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,345 -His spine was sticking out. -Oh, my God. 897 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,263 RICHARD: He couldn't move. He couldn't walk. 898 00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:08,265 And she started to drink more and more, 899 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:09,892 and then she became an alcoholic over this. 900 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,310 And then one day she woke up, she went, 901 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,604 "You know, this is not the way I envisioned my life." 902 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,314 So, she just left the guy high and dry. 903 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,774 'Cause she didn't want to take care of him? 904 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,359 Yeah, 'cause she wanted to think about her own life. 905 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,819 Selfish. That's her husband. 906 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:21,987 She never wanted to see him again. 907 00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:23,155 It was the diapers. 908 00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:25,115 She said she wasn't proud of it, 909 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,368 but if the situation happened again, 910 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:30,120 she would do the same thing. She would still split. 911 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:32,414 You know, she knows what she wants in life. 912 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,458 Let me ask you something. 913 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:36,544 How much were you thinking about leaving me? 914 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:38,963 Oh. No, nothing. Yeah. 915 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:40,881 -What? -It was a trick 916 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,883 to get you to talk about it, which you did. 917 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:44,635 In three minutes, I lost all that money? 918 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,095 You shouldn't have told me. That's all it took 919 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,180 to get it out of you, your solemn AA oath? 920 00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,306 They should kick you out of there. 921 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,766 -I have weaknesses. -I got a good mind 922 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,393 -to squeal on you. -Now, let's eat. 923 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:56,063 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 924 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:05,114 -(GROANS) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 925 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:07,283 Um, hey, Larry. Sor-- Uh... 926 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,118 -(CLEARS THROAT) -Oh, my God. What... 927 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,078 What's going on here? 928 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,664 I was, uh, working late last night. I-- 929 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,916 I got kicked out of my house, so... 930 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,710 You got kicked out of your house? 931 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:18,877 CHRISTOPHER: Yeah, yeah. Come on in. 932 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:21,213 Um, did we have a meeting or something? 933 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,464 Why'd you get kicked out? 934 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,341 -What happened? -Well, quite frankly, you know, 935 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:26,760 you stuck this thing in my head about naming babies, 936 00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:29,138 and we got in a big fight, and things were thrown, 937 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,599 and you got in the middle of everything, and now, 938 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,183 you know, we don't know what we're gonna name the baby. 939 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,144 -Oh, so it's my fault. -Larry, you planted this thing 940 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,812 in our head, and then you brought up semen. 941 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,273 Like, that's none of your business about I-- 942 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:42,109 -what I do with my own semen. -LARRY: Oh, are you telling me that if it's your semen, 943 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,944 you shouldn't have the right to name the baby? 944 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:45,529 -Yeah, but it's my business. -LARRY: It's your semen. 945 00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:46,989 I don't tell you what to do with your semen. 946 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,240 Well, what am I gonna do with semen? 947 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,701 A normal man knows what to do with semen. 948 00:31:50,784 --> 00:31:53,120 I do normal things with semen. I wipe it up and throw it away. 949 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,288 What else could you do with semen? 950 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:55,831 Well, you could impregnate somebody else 951 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,082 and have a baby. 952 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,043 Okay. If I did do that and my partner's name 953 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,336 was Papalopadopalous, 954 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,004 I would use David as the last name. 955 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,881 Okay, and you know what? That would be your prerogative. 956 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,799 And I wouldn't come to you and say you should name it 957 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,343 this or that and start naming your baby. 958 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,720 Yes. Yes, but you knew deep down 959 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:10,929 -that I was right. -CHRISTOPHER: No, I didn't. 960 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:12,473 And that's why you brought it up. 961 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:14,183 That's why you had a fight. That's why you got kicked out. 962 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,769 -Isn't that so? -Larry, you're out of order. 963 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:20,773 Let me name my own baby with my husband. End of story. 964 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,316 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of surprised 965 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,776 you're sloughing off the blame on me. 966 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,778 And I'm equally surprised you won't accept the blame. 967 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,655 I think I'm way more surprised than you... 968 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,657 -CHRISTOPHER: I think I'm-- -...about the sloughing of the blame. 969 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:33,452 And I'm really wildly surprised that you aren't accepting. 970 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,245 I am so incredulous 971 00:32:35,329 --> 00:32:37,956 that you think I am more to blame than you. 972 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,168 -What are you doing here, Larr? -Can I sue a temple? 973 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,379 -For what? -There's a defamatory brick 974 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,755 at that temple. Did-- 975 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,423 -Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah. -LARRY: You saw that? 976 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:47,883 What was your reaction when you saw that? 977 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,218 It's fine. They can do anything they want. 978 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,552 -It's freedom of religion. -Freedom of religion? 979 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,388 CHRISTOPHER: Yeah, they're protected by-- 980 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,181 You just go around calling people assholes, and you put it on a temple? 981 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:55,224 That's not slander? 982 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,558 Anything else I can help you with? 983 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,435 Hmm. 984 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,562 How'd the, uh, the filing go? Are we good? 985 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:03,899 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 986 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,109 Oh, God. 987 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,860 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -LARRY: Oh, my God. 988 00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:08,153 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 989 00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,030 Oh, God. No, no. Don't-- Don't even say it. 990 00:33:10,114 --> 00:33:11,990 -Don't tell me. No. -I forgot to file it. 991 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:13,826 You forgot to file it? 992 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,244 -Yeah, I forgot to file it. -LARRY: How could you forget to file it? 993 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,578 I forgot to file it because of the shit 994 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,038 -you put me through, Larry! -Oh, it's my fault? 995 00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:19,456 -CHRISTOPHER: Yes! -It's my fault you forgot to file? 996 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,874 CHRISTOPHER: Yes! And if you accepted it, 997 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,000 then this wouldn't have happened. 998 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,961 Why did you get involved in my stuff? 999 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,004 -Well, can you file it now? -No, I can't file it now. 1000 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:27,256 It's past the deadline. 1001 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,299 -It's past the deadline? -It's past the deadline. 1002 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,801 I missed it. 1003 00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,721 Look, it's going to trial. 1004 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:35,931 -I can go to jail for a year! -You're not gonna go to jail. 1005 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,182 We're gonna win the trial. 1006 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,767 I'm confident we're going to win. 1007 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:42,187 Don't worry about a thing, okay? I'm gonna make this a priority. 1008 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:44,982 I know you don't wanna hear it, but I have to say it anyway. 1009 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:48,068 -What is it? -I think a great compromise... 1010 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,364 -is Ziggy Zeckelman. -Can you leave, please? 1011 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,658 I could so live with Zeckelman with a Ziggy. 1012 00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:56,785 Listen to me for once. Do you wanna win this trial? 1013 00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,328 -Yes. -Stop naming my baby. 1014 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,707 Okay. 1015 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:05,043 And you didn't like Foots? 1016 00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:08,422 -Got it. -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1017 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,181 Tell me you got something good. 1018 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,016 -Oh, I got the goods. -FREDDY: Yeah? 1019 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,350 Oh, yeah. 1020 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:22,351 Got something that's gonna get us out of this mess 1021 00:34:22,436 --> 00:34:24,897 -that we're both in. -All right, I'm all ears. 1022 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,940 Oh, by the way, the fish is dead. 1023 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:29,150 FYI. 1024 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,402 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1025 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,946 You know, in a weird way... 1026 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,364 (SCOFFS) 1027 00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:38,284 ...I kind of feel like me and you are that little fish. 1028 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,621 We just wanna swim and enjoy our day, 1029 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,748 but we're stuck in that filter. 1030 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,166 -That's true. -Right? 1031 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,626 -We're like the fish. -Yeah. 1032 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,712 -We're stuck fish. -Squirming, screaming for help, 1033 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,214 but trapped. 1034 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,632 -Not sick. -No. 1035 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,007 -Stuck. -Just stuck. 1036 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,676 -Oh, my God. -But if you stay stuck too long, 1037 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,554 you're gonna get sick, and then you're gonna die. 1038 00:34:57,638 --> 00:35:00,140 I mean, maybe in some small way, the... 1039 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:04,520 the fish lives on through us being free. 1040 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,687 -Guess what? -Yeah? 1041 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,939 We're getting out of that filter. 1042 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,148 -Please. -Are you ready? 1043 00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:10,400 -Can you make us unstuck? -Oh, yeah. 1044 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:11,735 So, here's the deal. 1045 00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:13,946 -♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 1046 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,073 (SIGHS) 1047 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,409 I've got something to tell you. 1048 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,374 I got something that I gotta tell you. 1049 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:27,292 What, Freddy? 1050 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:28,794 It's medical. 1051 00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:34,091 It's a medical thing and it's getting worse. 1052 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:37,219 Don't do that. 1053 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,929 JENNA: Freddy, your hand. 1054 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:41,723 It's called, uh, Groat's disease. 1055 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,642 I have Groat's disease. 1056 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,185 It affects the nervous system 1057 00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:48,188 and eventually I become incontinent, 1058 00:35:48,272 --> 00:35:50,023 -and you can't even sit. -(GROANS) 1059 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:52,609 The shaking is the tip of the iceberg. 1060 00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:56,947 I have to sleep on my knees, and I need 24-hour care. 1061 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,532 And you'll have to hold my penis 1062 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,617 -when I pee. -Ay, gevalt. 1063 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,202 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1064 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:07,291 Okay. (SIGHS) I-- I-- I just can't. 1065 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,918 The stents and the shunts and the ports, 1066 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:11,753 and I hear the word "hospice," I-- 1067 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,255 -LARRY: Yuck. -I-- I can't. 1068 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,382 I'm distraught but I understand. 1069 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:17,551 I'm so glad you do. I just-- I just-- 1070 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:20,470 -Go live your beautiful life. -Thank you. I can't. 1071 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:22,472 I just couldn't do it again, you know? 1072 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:23,891 -Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. -(IRMA GROANS) 1073 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,183 So, take off. Okay. 1074 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:26,476 -Yeah, you should go. Yeah. -IRMA: Okay. Okay. 1075 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,811 -Oh, you know what? -What? 1076 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:30,063 -I really like that scarf. -IRMA: What, this? 1077 00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:31,857 Yeah, it's got a button, and it heats up, right? 1078 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:32,941 It keeps your neck warm. 1079 00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,443 -You like it? -Yeah, it's nice. 1080 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,111 You-- Listen. Please, take it. 1081 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,404 -Please, it's the-- -Oh, please, no. 1082 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,989 -No, please. It's the lea-- -Come on. 1083 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,240 -You gotta charge it, but it's the least-- -What? Really? 1084 00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:41,992 -Yes. It's the least I can do. -Oh, my gosh. 1085 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:44,202 -Oh, what a wonderful thing. -Look, you press the little button there. 1086 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:45,913 -Yeah, that's gonna comfort you. -Oh! 1087 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:49,207 Keep your thyroid warm, and... Oh, I feel so bad, 1088 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,586 -but, uh... Okay. Oh, anal leak. -Okay, so go. Yeah, so you go. 1089 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,254 -I can't do it. -Yeah, all right, go. 1090 00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:57,424 -No, don't. Don't. -I'm sorry. It's latex gloves. 1091 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,176 It's secretions. 1092 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,929 -It's anal leakage. -Yeah, go, go. Yeah, just go. 1093 00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,473 You're better off without me. I-- I'm sorry, I-- 1094 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,516 -Yeah, get the hell outta here. -IRMA: It's gonna be hard. 1095 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,020 -Not great, what's gonna happen. -LARRY: Go, go, go! Go! Please, go! Please, go! 1096 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:14,191 Go! Go. Going. Going! 1097 00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:17,527 Gone! 1098 00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:20,364 ♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1099 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:24,493 (GASPS) Yeah! (GURGLES) 1100 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,995 (CHEERS) 1101 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,830 ♪ I have A structured settlement ♪ 1102 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,916 ♪ And I need cash now ♪ 1103 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,043 ♪ Call J.G. Wentworth ♪ 1104 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,087 ♪ 877-CASH-NOW ♪ 1105 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,465 ♪ 877-CASH-NOW ♪ 1106 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:41,176 ♪ NOW, NOW ♪ 1107 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,386 Ah! 1108 00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:43,804 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1109 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,138 (IMITATING CINDERELLA) Hello there. 1110 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:48,141 Welcome to the most magical store at the mall. 1111 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,434 Goodbye. 1112 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,979 They can't order you to stop dreaming. 1113 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:53,605 Thank you. 1114 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,983 -Oh, hello, princess. -Hi, sweetheart. 1115 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:59,111 Do you have the, um, Mickey Mouse oven gloves 1116 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,654 that you put your hands in the mitts, 1117 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,114 and then he's got his little hands on the-- 1118 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,448 -I'm not sure. -IRMA: Yeah. 1119 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,950 -Do you want me to check? -Yeah, that'd be good. 1120 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,160 I just left mine at my boyfriend's house. 1121 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:09,579 We just broke up, and I don't wanna go back there. 1122 00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:11,289 -Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. -So... 1123 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,749 Well, it seems we're both the same. 1124 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,793 My happily ever after has ended, too. 1125 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:16,211 IRMA: Ugh. Sucks, right? 1126 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,921 -It's awful. -Yeah. Yeah. 1127 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,214 Well, mine was sick. 1128 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,216 Well, my Prince Charming was sick. 1129 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,426 -What a small world. -Yeah. 1130 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,344 -It's a small world, you know. -Yes. 1131 00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:25,637 I don't wanna go through the thing 1132 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:27,514 with the degenerative disease he had. 1133 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:28,974 I didn't wanna stay by. 1134 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,684 I'm too young to deal with all that. 1135 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,562 It's a terrible thing, this Groat's disease. 1136 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,106 (NORMAL VOICE) Wait, what? Did you say Groat's disease? 1137 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,650 -Yeah. You know this? -That's what my boyfriend, Freddy, that's what he has. 1138 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,444 -Groat's disease. -IRMA: What? 1139 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:41,820 -Freddy? -Yeah. 1140 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,196 Freddy who? 1141 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,740 Freddy Funkhouser. 1142 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,159 Larry David. 1143 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:49,578 Are you fucking kidding me? 1144 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,121 -Can we get some lunch, please? -Ooh, yes. 1145 00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:52,914 -I want a sandwich or something. -Hell yeah. 1146 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,167 -IRMA: This is bad. -They lied to us. 1147 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,252 -Oh, my God. -Jenna? 1148 00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,171 Oh, hey. Dana. 1149 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,589 (IMITATES CINDERELLA) Hello. 1150 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:03,925 You work at the Disney store? 1151 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,677 Yeah, I work here. 1152 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:08,346 (SCOFFS) Then why did you give me notes on my script? 1153 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:09,848 'Cause Larry David asked me to. 1154 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:13,643 I used them. I got kicked out of my writers' group. 1155 00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,896 -Bastards. -Larry David. 1156 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:18,231 Larry fucking David. 1157 00:39:18,315 --> 00:39:20,734 Those fucking pricks. 1158 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:23,987 ♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1159 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,339 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1160 00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:50,115 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪