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Who are you?!

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I'm Leopold Bloom.

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I'm an accountant.

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I'm from Whitehall & Marks.

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I've come here to do your books.

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I've come here to do your books.

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Oh, Mr. Bloom.

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I've been expecting you.

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No, I've come here
to do your books.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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You... you...

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Have.

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Oh, you have? Have you?

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Huh?

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Oh, you have, huh? Okay.

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I know. I had it yesterday,
I had the whole thing...

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We went through the whole play,

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I knew it backwards
and forwards.

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Why am I forgetting it
all of a sudden?

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Maybe I should go with you and
run lines with you on the plane.

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No, you can't.

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Instead of going in two days,
I'll go today with you.

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No, that's crazy, it's crazy.

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Will you run lines?
I'll be fine.

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You stick to the plan.

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You got the nrdc
meeting tomorrow.

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I want you to go to that.

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The environment is a lot
more important than this show,

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and I want you to do that.

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Thank you, though. Alright.

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But what, what do you
think of my plane outfit?

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Okay, you like my plane outfit?

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It looks very comfortable.

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Huh, it's comfortable, right?

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Who's gonna be on
the plane with you?

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Let's see, Jeff, uh,
David Schwimmer,

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mm, cady huffman.

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Oh.

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Cady huffman?

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What, she plays ula in the show.

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No, I know who she is.

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This is how, it's very obvious
why you don't want me to go.

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What?

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Are you nuts?

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And, uh, cady huffman?

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It's like...

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What, come on,
she hates my guts.

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I met her at
Ben Stiller's party.

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She couldn't stand me.

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You better work fast, my friend.

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Yeah.

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If you're gonna cash in on this,
uh, 10th anniversary gift,

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you have, what, three days left?

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You have some work to do.

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How's it going, by the way?

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Has it been going well?

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It's okay, it's, you know, I
haven't really been pushing it.

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New York's a big place.

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This is a good
opportunity for you.

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Okay, don't worry
about it, alright?

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Okay, yeah.

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( Horn honking ) okay.

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Oh.oh.

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That's it. Okay.

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So, I'll be there
opening night, okay?

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The next time I'll see you
will be after the play,

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6but I'll be there.

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Okay. Okay, so know that.

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I love you. I love you.

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Bye.

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Go get 'em.

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Hey.

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Oh, hey.

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No Cheryl?

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No, she's got that,
uh, nrdc meeting.

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Great.

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She's not coming 'til...

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You got three days, man.

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Yeah, nothing's... three days.

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You never know.

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Yeah. You never know.

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Three more days.

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'Til we open too,
isn't that amazing?

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Amazing.
It's the exact same day.

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You're gonna be great.

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Listen, uh, cady, uh,
went to go get some coffee.

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Oh, she's here, yeah?

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She's here, and she confided
in me something.

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What, she hates my guts?

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No, she has
obsessive-compulsive disorder.

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Really? Yeah.

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Cady has ocd.

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I, uh... I told her
that you have it, too.

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( Laughing )

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Are you nuts,
what's the matter with you?

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No, come on, that's funny.

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That's funny?

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That's really funny,
she was so excited.

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How stupid.

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It was not stupid.

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Just a stupid joke to play on
somebody, take advantage of...

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Hey, Larry.

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Hi, hi, hi.

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Hi, hi, hi, oh.

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Hey, where is the, uh,
coffee place?

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Uh, 123 steps that way.

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123 steps, I'll be taking,
I'll see you in a few minutes.

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Okay.

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Uh, Jeff told me
something about you.

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Really?

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That you have ocd.

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It's okay, 'cause I'm,
it's, I have it, too.

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Isn't that kind
of great, though?

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That's unbelievable.

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I'd give you five, but I don't
wanna touch your hand.

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I'd have to wash it.

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Yeah, me too.

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It's exhausting, isn't it?

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Counting, the cleaning.

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Planes can drive me crazy.

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They can really drive me crazy.

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That whole, one bag
is devoted to soap.

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( Laughing )

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Oh, here's David.

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Hey, David.

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Hey.

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Sorry. How's it going?

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How you doing? Good, good.

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I'm gonna hit the lounge.

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What is that,
the admiral's club?

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Yeah.

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See you, cady. Okay.

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I'll see you on the plane.

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Well, I'm all checked in, uh...

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Okay.

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Should I wait for you?

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Sure, yeah, okay. Okay, good.

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( Female ) flight attendants,
please prepare for departure.

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Hey.

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Huh?

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Thanks for that ocd story.

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Really? We're really bonding.

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I mean, she looks at me like
I'm a different person now.

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Wow.

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I can't believe it,
it's amazing.

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Do you have anything to read?

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Mm, just sit there.

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You don't have a magazine
or a book, nothing?

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No, I just sit.

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How come you didn't bring
a book or a magazine?

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I don't need one,
I like just sitting.

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Who could sit on a plane
for five hours like that,

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I can. It's crazy.

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Um, sir, could you please
put your seat in the fully

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upright position, please?

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Let me ask you a question.

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Yes?

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Did he tell you to say that?

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Did who tell me what?

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That guy, right there.

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Did he tell you
the seat wasn't upright?

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I don't know what
you're talking about,

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but we're trying to take off.

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So, I'm gonna need...

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I saw him talking
to you up there.

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Did he tell you my seat...

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Sir, let me tell
you what I need.

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I need you to be quiet

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and in this seat
with the seat fully up.

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Okay. That's what
I require, okay?

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But, but I saw him talk...

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Did you hear
what I require? Yes, ma'am.

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That's all I require,
yes, ma'am.

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That's very good,
you're learning quick.

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Oh, but wait a second.

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Excuse me?

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Would you mind telling me
what he said to you up there?

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I mean, I saw him
whisper to you.

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Sir, I'm trying
to get to New York.

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Do you wanna go with me?

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Yes, I do, ma'am.

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Then we can't talk any longer,
I got stuff to do.

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Okay? Okay, okay.

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Alright.

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Hey, Schwimmer.

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Did you tell the stewardess

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my seat wasn't in
the upright position?

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No.

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Hmm... interesting.

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Yeah.

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What were you talking
to her about?

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That's my business.

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Just give me a snippet.

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No, the discussion
I had is privileged.

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Can you give me a hint?

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What's the area?

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What could you be talking
to a stewardess about?

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Did you allude to me?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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the captain has turned
on the fasten seat belt sign.

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If you're up
and about the cabin,

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please return to your seat

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and make sure your seatbelts
are securely fastened.

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Thank you.

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Welcome to the regency.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Hi, how you doing?

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Good.

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Okay, alright.

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Ah.

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You know what?

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Don't have any small bills.

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I'll get you later.

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Okay.

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Oh, I detect a little
skepticism there.

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No, no, no. It's okay.

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What's your name, Tim?

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Tim.

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Okay, you're working today?

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Yes.

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Alright, I'm all
over this, alright?

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You'll see, I'll be back.

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Sir, the, uh, bellman
will bring up your luggage

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after you check in.

228
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Oh, okay.

229
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Um, I only have, uh, big bills.

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I'll get you later.

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Sir, whatever,
whatever pleases you...

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That's fine with me.

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Do I detect any doubt there?

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'Cause I, I...

235
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No, not from me, I trust you.

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I trust you, sir. You know what?

237
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Here. Yeah.

238
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This is a better idea.

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Here's 20.

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Okay, thank you very much, sir.

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Split it with Tim, out,
you know Tim outside?

242
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Split it with Tim?

243
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Yeah, give Tim 10.

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Absolutely, thank you so much.

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Thanks a lot, thanks.

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Uh, if you're hungry
later this evening,

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there's a lovely restaurant
in the lobby called the library.

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I highly recommend it.

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Okay. Very good food.

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Uh, this is your key,
access to your room.

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It's a card,
this is the card slot.

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Uh, simply insert
the card into the slot.

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There's a beeping,
wait a second.

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Firmly apply pressure,
and in you go.

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That's fascinating.

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Uh, some of the amenities,
quickly, you have a telephone.

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Dial nine to get out.

258
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Uh, there's a television, here.

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Okay, got that.

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Some of these, and you have remote
control for power on and off...

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On and off, copy that.

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Channel, up and down,
volume, up and down.

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A mini bar, also, underneath.

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Got it.

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Got it, got it.

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Thermostat for
air temperature control.

267
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Yeah, I've seen those.

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Uh, bathroom, uh, with shower.

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Turn on the water.

270
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:23,533
You go like that with your wrist
and the water comes out.

271
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:26,933
Yes, yes, uh, the cold
is on the right.

272
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:27,800
Uh-huh, okay.

273
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,167
And that's, that's a window.

274
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,433
Yes.

275
00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:33,000
You walk over to it and...
And you can look out.

276
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,000
Is that what it's for?

277
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,133
Yes.

278
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,133
Basically that's
what it's for, right?

279
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,000
Basically, yes.
Alright, excellent.

280
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,343
Excellent, I think
I got everything.

281
00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:42,667
I think...
The floor is for standing.

282
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,933
I think I got it,
kind of complicated.

283
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:46,976
Uh, I'll go over it again.

284
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000
Okay, thank you.

285
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,143
Okay, you're welcome,
you're very welcome.

286
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:53,267
Alright.

287
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,600
I don't have anything
for you right now.

288
00:10:55,633 --> 00:10:57,700
I only got, like, 20's.

289
00:10:57,733 --> 00:10:58,467
Sorry.

290
00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,400
I'll get you tomorrow.

291
00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:01,400
Don't be dubious,
don't be dubious.

292
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,400
You're dubious. No, no, uh...

293
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:03,767
I'm gonna get you tomorrow.

294
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,300
Don't, thank you
very much, thank you.

295
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,867
Yeah. I'll see you outside.

296
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,967
Um...

297
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:11,066
Seriously, I will,
there's no problem.

298
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,200
I'm not gonna give you a 20,

299
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:13,933
that's nuts,
that's nutsy, right?

300
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:14,833
Come on.

301
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:17,400
Sure, it's very nuts,
it's crazy.

302
00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:18,733
Have a pleasant evening.

303
00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,376
( Phone ringing ) uh, I'm
supposed to give you a 20?

304
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,633
Gonna wind up with more money

305
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:25,100
than me if everybody
gave him a 20.

306
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:25,933
Hello?

307
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,067
Hey. Hey.

308
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,209
Let's go down and get
a drink, come on.

309
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,967
Oh, I don't know,
I just got here.

310
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:30,800
Who wants to sit in the room?

311
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:31,900
Let's go down, come on.

312
00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:34,167
I kind of gotta go study
my lines, I think.

313
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,333
Study your lines?

314
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,066
Come on, you got, like,
two days left

315
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,867
until the anniversary
gift expires.

316
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:41,067
I got two days until
I open on Broadway.

317
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,167
You know your lines.

318
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,133
You're gonna be great,
it's gonna be wonderful.

319
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:45,333
Don't worry about it.

320
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:48,733
Now you need to go down
and meet some gals.

321
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,267
Can't let this
run out, my friend.

322
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,833
Alright, give me a half hour.

323
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,667
Alright, a half hour,
I'll see you down there.

324
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,267
( Laughing )

325
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,467
Yeah.

326
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,967
Hey. Hello.

327
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,067
I'm being very witty.

328
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:08,300
Oh, are you? Yeah.

329
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,400
As is your wont.

330
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:10,733
As is my wont.

331
00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,467
Larry David, I'm sorry,
your name again?

332
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,567
Christina.

333
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,867
Hello. Hi.

334
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,067
How do you two know each other?

335
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,533
We are business associates.

336
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,100
Yes, yes, we're
in business together.

337
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,900
What kind of business
are you in together?

338
00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:24,967
Grooming.

339
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:25,867
Pet grooming.

340
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:26,633
Really? Pet grooming?

341
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:27,900
Wow. Pet grooming.

342
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,709
Yeah, we have a truck,
and well, we shampoo dogs.

343
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:31,200
We have a staff that does it.

344
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,409
We sit in the front
of the truck.

345
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,633
Groom sometimes with scissors.

346
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,633
Uh-huh, nails, and things.

347
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,567
Horses, cats, any animal.

348
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,133
What do you really do, come on.

349
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,500
He is about to star
in Broadway, on Broadway.

350
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,433
What, really? In the producers.

351
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:45,700
In the producers?

352
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:46,933
Max bialystock.

353
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,700
No.you're kidd.

354
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,267
Why are you making that face?

355
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,467
'Cause I have a tic,
I'm going on stage with a tic.

356
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,667
You don't have a tic.

357
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,066
I didn't see the tic before.

358
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,100
Come on.

359
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:59,467
You know, it's could
throw off the show.

360
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,233
Ask her what she does.

361
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:03,433
What do you do?

362
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:06,333
I'm a fellatio teacher.

363
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:10,200
Okay, now,
let's be honest here...

364
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,943
If I hadn't made it up,
would I have said,

365
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:12,833
tell her, ask what she does?

366
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,267
I know that you made it up.

367
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,167
How much money did
he give you to say that?

368
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,467
No, I wouldn't have said...

369
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,066
No, it's absolutely true.

370
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,176
I'd let you find out
on your own, okay?

371
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,167
Oh, sure, yeah.

372
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,467
I am a fellatio teacher.

373
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,500
Really? Mm-hmm.

374
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:25,633
That's what you do?

375
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,733
Yes.

376
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,767
I'm an expert.
You have classes and...

377
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,809
I don't know how anybody could
do that without a blindfold on.

378
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:31,933
Oh, well that's crazy.

379
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,076
I mean, it's
a grotesque monster.

380
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,020
No, no, it is not grotesque,
don't even say that.

381
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,309
No, it's beautiful, and it's sad

382
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,467
if somebody doesn't get
to experience it, yeah.

383
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,100
Oh, dear god.

384
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,967
Alright.

385
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,100
A little mexicali.

386
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,833
Do you like spicy food?

387
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,933
I love spicy food.

388
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,867
I, I love spicy food.

389
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,800
I love spicy food.

390
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,300
Did you know...

391
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:03,467
That spicy food makes
a man's cum taste delicious.

392
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,833
I did not know that.

393
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:05,833
It does.

394
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:06,933
I did not know that.

395
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:07,867
It's true.

396
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:11,100
Oh, Johnny, did not know that.

397
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:14,867
Delicious, oh, ho.

398
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:17,067
So, I started
teaching classes, and...

399
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,667
Uh-huh. I wrote a book.

400
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,500
I started realizing that
women were just so, sort of,

401
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,433
timid about
the whole thing and I...

402
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:27,800
( Coughing ) you okay?

403
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,067
Just the way I like it.

404
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,200
Hmm.

405
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:36,100
What's your favorite part
of getting a blowjob?

406
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,067
You've got some napkin
on your head still.

407
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,800
( Clearing throat )

408
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,133
Are you drinking that water?

409
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:56,433
You know what,
that's my water, that's my...

410
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,633
People are eating.

411
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,867
Yeah, it went down
the wrong pipe.

412
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,233
How's the food?

413
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,333
Where do you live?

414
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:15,233
Live in the city,
using that napkin?

415
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,600
I think I'm gonna go.

416
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,400
What?

417
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,700
Yeah, I just, I don't feel
hungry anymore, and, um...

418
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:21,700
What, really?

419
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,333
I'm a little sick, actually.

420
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,067
Where are you going?

421
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,367
You'll never regret this,
thank you, thank you.

422
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:44,300
( Loud chattering and music )

423
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,933
( Knocking )

424
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:59,433
That's all I'm talking about.

425
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,800
Uh, hey, what's up,
what's going on?

426
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,800
How much longer do you
think this is gonna go on?

427
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:11,967
Um, I, can't say... really.

428
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,233
You know we open in two days?

429
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:15,567
You should maybe get some sleep.

430
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,867
You want to be refreshed, right?

431
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,967
Yes.

432
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,533
Mm, dude, have you
seen my watch?

433
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,300
I lost my watch
I think at rehearsal.

434
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,200
It's a black tag,
with three silver things,

435
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:30,066
like, three, uh, dials on it.

436
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,533
Is that Jennifer Aniston?

437
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,333
Seriously, have you seen it?

438
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,567
Huh? No.

439
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,733
I don't know what,
I didn't see any watch, no.

440
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:40,733
Hey, you guys made it, come on
in, hey, it's alright, go ahead.

441
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,043
There's Sushi
on its way, alright?

442
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,600
( Male ) David, who
are you talking to?

443
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:46,733
Nobody, okay, hold on, hold on.

444
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:50,533
Um, I'll see you at
the meeting tomorrow, yeah?

445
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,367
Get some sleep, dude,
seriously, you look a little...

446
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400
( Laughing )

447
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,066
How's it coming?

448
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:02,933
Almost done, sir.

449
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:04,333
Yeah. Yea?

450
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,066
Freezing in here last night.

451
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,967
I could not turn down
that air conditioning.

452
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,767
Yeah, sometimes,
you know, they just,

453
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,809
you've gotta get
in there and fix it,

454
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,800
and it'll work again, you know.

455
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:13,600
You're a pretty smart guy.

456
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,333
Well, thank you very much.

457
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,943
( Knocking ) I could never do that, I
could study for the rest of my life,

458
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,876
every day, eight hours a day,
I could never do that.

459
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,843
Yeah, for the rest of my life,
I'm not even kidding.

460
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:23,300
Maybe, I don't know.

461
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,233
Ah.

462
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,733
Uh, good morning. Good morning.

463
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,267
Beautiful, beautiful.

464
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:34,167
There you go, sir, thank you.

465
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,867
53 dollars?

466
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,066
It's breakfast.

467
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,767
Yeah, I don't
set the prices, sir.

468
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,933
Eggs, pancakes? Yeah.

469
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,833
Juice, coffee, 53 dollars?

470
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:45,367
Mm-hmm, it's a nice
breakfast, yeah.

471
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,833
Tip is included.

472
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,066
Yeah, yeah, 18%,
you just need to sign.

473
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,267
18%.

474
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,167
Do people generally
give you more,

475
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,066
on the, uh, extra,
the bonus tipping?

476
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:55,133
Yeah, sometimes.

477
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:56,700
Yeah. They d?

478
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,633
Well, I'll give you
another two percent.

479
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,300
Well, thank you very much.

480
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,533
Alright?

481
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,700
Thank you very much.

482
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,367
Thanks, you have a nice day.
Okay, you too.

483
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,500
Pardon me.

484
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,933
Hey, Andy.

485
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,700
How are you? Mr. Ethel Merman.

486
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:13,933
Look who's here. Look at you.

487
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,066
Wow.

488
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:15,933
I called you, are you happy?

489
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,933
You called, here I am.

490
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,167
Are you coming tomorrow night?

491
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,800
Yeah, of course I'm coming.

492
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,133
Okay, I got one ticket for you.

493
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,667
Okay, how ya gonna get it to me?

494
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,100
I'll leave it at will call.

495
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,933
Oh, no, oh, it's packed there.

496
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,367
Especially opening night.

497
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,633
Uh, okay, fine, fine, fine.

498
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,576
I'll go there, okay, I'll get
there early, I'll be fine.

499
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,700
So, how is play practice,
how's it going?

500
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:36,200
Rehearsal, rehearsal, yeah.

501
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,067
I called it play practice.

502
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,067
When I was doing pippin,

503
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,733
we stayed after school
for play practice.

504
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,066
But how is it?

505
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,800
I don't see you doing it at all,
but you'll be great.

506
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,800
You'll be wonderful.

507
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,767
Yeah, thanks.

508
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,900
I didn't know you sang,
and you dance.

509
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,400
I really don't, you know...

510
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,567
I don't know,
Mel Brooks liked me, and...

511
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,467
Really?

512
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,600
Oh, my gosh, you're a star.

513
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,700
You're gonna be a star.

514
00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:59,300
Oh, stop it. No, so
what are you doing?

515
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,609
You wanna take
a ride out to Westchester,

516
00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,967
maybe go look at
some open houses?

517
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:03,867
You're buying a house?

518
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,067
No, no, no.

519
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,300
Open houses, you just go,
you visit, you know?

520
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,933
You just go in, you tour around.

521
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,209
You say, oh, you know, pretend
you're buying, but you don't.

522
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,833
Just go drive around to homes?

523
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:15,800
If you're not buying them,
what's the point?

524
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:16,933
Just to look at the homes?

525
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:19,066
Yes, oh, it's beautiful,
you look all around.

526
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,233
Uh, you know what?

527
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:22,700
I can't do it, anyway,
I gotta study my lines.

528
00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:23,467
I don't, I can't do it.

529
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,433
Okay.

530
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,900
Alright, sir, we're all done.

531
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,533
Alright. Yeah.

532
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,066
Excellent job, thank you.

533
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,167
Thank you, sir.

534
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,533
Thank you very much.

535
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,500
Thank you, no problem, okay.

536
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:37,667
Thank you. Thank you.

537
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,667
Goodbye.

538
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,900
B'bye.

539
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,067
B'bye.

540
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:44,133
Was I supposed to tip that guy?

541
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,533
The guy fixing that?

542
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:46,800
Yeah. Uh-huh.

543
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,833
Not a lot,
but you gotta tip him.

544
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,333
Why do I have to tip him?

545
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:54,200
I mean, he's just a,
he came in and fixed something.

546
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:56,209
That's right, he performed a service,
and you tip him for a service.

547
00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:58,233
( Knocking ) of course you do.

548
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:02,333
This whole tipping thing
is just, it's so confusing.

549
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,567
Good morning, Mr. David.

550
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,776
Is this a good time to clean up?

551
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,433
Oh, okay, come on in.

552
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,767
Hey, let me ask you a question.

553
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,200
Did you find that watch
on your cart, by any chance?

554
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,867
Yes.

555
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,133
Yeah. Re?

556
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,533
I know whose watch that is.

557
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,833
Schwimmer.

558
00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:26,533
Hey, I hope you
get this message.

559
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,067
I found your watch.

560
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,100
You can thank me at the meeting.

561
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,633
Alright, goodbye.

562
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,267
Hey.

563
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,309
Remember me, from yesterday?

564
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,300
Yeah, yeah, sure.

565
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,767
Everything okay,
it's all straightened out?

566
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,967
Straightened out what?

567
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,467
I gave the other doorman,

568
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,643
the heavy set guy
with the glasses...

569
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,900
Yeah, I know...

570
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,109
I gave him 20 dollars,
I told him to give you 10.

571
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,509
And you, you didn't
get the 10 dollars?

572
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,333
No.

573
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,367
What?

574
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,633
How you doing? How you doing?

575
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,733
Take care.

576
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:01,600
He didn't give you any money?

577
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:05,867
No, not a dime.

578
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,733
You sure he didn't
give you anything?

579
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,700
Yeah, I'm sure.

580
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:15,533
In other words, he's got
the 10 dollars now,

581
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,933
and he chose not
to give it to you.

582
00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,500
Is that what you're saying?

583
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,167
No, that's what you're saying.

584
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,533
I'm saying, I didn't
get 10 dollars from him.

585
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,567
Hmm.

586
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,067
Okay.

587
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,433
Alright.

588
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,133
Fine.

589
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:44,967
Here you go.

590
00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:46,567
Thank you, thank you very much.

591
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,066
You're welcome.
This means a lot.

592
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:52,933
I tell you, Sanjay over there
was a little upset this morning.

593
00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:54,867
You didn't...
You didn't take care of him.

594
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,667
Take care of him?
He's a repair man.

595
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,867
Well, yeah, but, you know,

596
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,109
he helped you out,
and you didn't...

597
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,443
He helped me out?
He works for the hotel.

598
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,067
My air conditioning
wasn't working.

599
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,600
I didn't have
a good night's sleep.

600
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:05,867
What am I supposed to do?

601
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,533
Just, maybe want
a little something.

602
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,800
Can you have any kind of
conversation with you people

603
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,433
without it ending up
with a financial exchange.

604
00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:16,267
Well, yes, but,
you know, like I said...

605
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:19,833
Oh, alright.

606
00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:21,600
Excuse me.

607
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:22,533
Oh.

608
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:23,667
Hello, sir.

609
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,267
Yeah, I was talking
to Tim over there.

610
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,543
He says you're a little upset
this morning that you didn't

611
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:29,900
get some kind of, uh, gratuity.

612
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,833
Uh, a little perturbed,
yeah, a little, yeah.

613
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,400
Really? Yeah, sure, yeah.

614
00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:35,400
That's your job, sanji.

615
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:36,509
Yeah, but, uh, yes, it's,
you know, it's just like,

616
00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:37,533
hey, I appreciate this.

617
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:38,809
You know, common
courtesy sometime.

618
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:39,667
It's just, hey, thank you.

619
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:40,867
Common courtesy, really?

620
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,533
You know, you put
in the time, you know,

621
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:44,467
you fix the air for you.

622
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,600
Well, I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do for you, okay?

623
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,909
You know the show,
the producers?

624
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:50,209
Sure, yeah, yeah, big, big show.

625
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,267
Okay, I'm in the show.

626
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,576
I'm gonna get
some tickets today,

627
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,043
and I'll give you a ticket,
how about that?

628
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:54,967
Yeah, I'll take a ticket.

629
00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,367
So, we're square, right?

630
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,743
Yeah, we are, that's
good Karma for you.

631
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:58,700
Alright, sanji.

632
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,067
Hey, that's good, Sanjay.

633
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,467
Sanjay. Thank you.

634
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,900
Excuse me, hey,
could I ask you a favor?

635
00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,767
Would you please
take our photograph?

636
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,500
Thank you.

637
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:18,467
Yeah.

638
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,233
I'm not really
very good at this stuff.

639
00:23:20,267 --> 00:23:21,809
It's no big deal,
it's just a point-and-click.

640
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:22,767
Alright.

641
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,133
But you gotta turn it around.

642
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:26,167
Oh, okay. Thank you.

643
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,567
But, uh, do it horizontally.

644
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,933
Okay, you know what?

645
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:32,066
It actually works
a lot better like this

646
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:34,500
'cause I get all the background.

647
00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:37,233
I see the buildings,
I see the signs.

648
00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:38,833
Okay, but just
take it horizontally

649
00:23:38,867 --> 00:23:40,509
and if I want it vertical,
I'll Photoshop it,

650
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:41,800
and this way I have the option.

651
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,167
So, just, just do it
horizontally.

652
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,676
Alright, I mean, if you saw what
I see you would definitely...

653
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,143
I got it up here, just
take it horizontally.

654
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:48,376
Well, honey, maybe he's right,
you get the whole city feel.

655
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,833
Yes, I see the whole background.

656
00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:51,267
Don't do this, okay?

657
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,767
John, I was just...

658
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,176
You are constantly
undermining every decision

659
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,133
I've made on this trip!

660
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,400
Sir, you know what?

661
00:23:57,433 --> 00:23:59,066
There's not a single thing
I can do to please you

662
00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:00,967
since you got off
the goddamn airplane!

663
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:03,467
Why don't you guys work
this out, okay, seriously.

664
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,633
Oh, so no photo?

665
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,433
So, you're out, that's it?

666
00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:09,533
Yeah, I'm out, I'm out, okay?

667
00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:11,066
Thanks, thanks.

668
00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:12,209
Is that you, he's...
That's the actor in the show.

669
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,409
We just picked up our tickets.

670
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:14,943
We're seeing, you,
the show, tomorrow night.

671
00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,567
Oh, you're in the show
tomorrow night?

672
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,100
Great, oh, I can't wait.

673
00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:24,067
Because you will fail.

674
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:38,267
Where's Max bialystock?

675
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:41,067
He'll be here, he'll be here.

676
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:41,633
Hello.

677
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:45,600
Hello, Larry.

678
00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:49,066
Larry David and you are
dangerously near me.

679
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:51,900
Larry David, I'm so
glad you're here.

680
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:52,933
Hey, norm.

681
00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:55,200
Hey, Larry, how you doing today?

682
00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:56,800
Susan stroman the best director,

683
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:59,400
I don't know, you are
so lucky you got her.

684
00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:02,066
Look, I got the lenses put in
my Max glasses, check it out.

685
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:02,967
Great.

686
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:03,967
Oh, it's great, oh I like it.

687
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,066
Oh yeah, I like it, absolutely.

688
00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:06,833
Huh?

689
00:25:06,867 --> 00:25:11,800
My father wears these.

690
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,833
I got your message,
by the way, thank you so much.

691
00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:14,767
You're welcome.

692
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,267
My watch, he found my watch.

693
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,733
Fantastic.

694
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:22,767
I lost it yesterday sometime,
but anyway thank you so much.

695
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,533
Oh, do you have it now?

696
00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:24,900
That's fantastic.

697
00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:27,133
I know, all during rehearsal
he was going like this,

698
00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:28,667
where's my watch,
where's my watch?

699
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,776
Did you leave it at the hotel?

700
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,367
What the hell is going on here?

701
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,743
Are you kidding
or you really found it?

702
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,333
No, I found it, and I,
and I had it in my pocket.

703
00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:38,967
This is, did you look,
uh, maybe...

704
00:25:39,067 --> 00:25:40,609
You remember putting it
in your pocket?

705
00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:42,733
I put it in this jacket pocket.

706
00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:43,767
That jacket.

707
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,533
What, you lost the watch?

708
00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:50,967
Oh gee, I guess I lost
the watch, uh, I'm sorry.

709
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:52,133
You lost...

710
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,600
So maybe it's in the cab.

711
00:25:53,633 --> 00:25:55,267
It could drop out of the pocket.

712
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,167
Well, if that happened then...

713
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,833
Did you take your jacket
off in the cab?

714
00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,066
No.

715
00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:01,643
Well, I'm just trying
to comprehend this, you,

716
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,933
you lost my watch that you
had less than an hour ago

717
00:26:04,967 --> 00:26:06,600
in your hands, correct?

718
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,767
Yeah, sorry.

719
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,233
Well, you owe me a watch.

720
00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:12,400
What, are you nuts?

721
00:26:12,433 --> 00:26:14,467
You didn't even have
a watch to begin with,

722
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,609
so you're in the same position
you were, there's no change.

723
00:26:16,633 --> 00:26:19,233
Uh, it's a little different,
you had my watch,

724
00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:20,809
you had possession of
my watch and now you don't.

725
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:21,933
Lost watch.

726
00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,133
The watch was lost?

727
00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:24,733
So it continues to be lost.

728
00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:26,133
What can I say, I'm, I'm...

729
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,500
You can say, you can
say I'm sorry

730
00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:29,733
and I'll buy you a new watch.

731
00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,066
Buy you a new watch?!

732
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,500
Yeah.

733
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,867
It was a lost watch, you didn't
have the watch, right?

734
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,833
Absolutely, no.

735
00:26:36,867 --> 00:26:38,343
He found the watch,
so he had the watch.

736
00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:39,600
He found the watch and...

737
00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:40,709
The watch was there, he had it.

738
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,900
David lost the watch.

739
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,933
David lost the watch,
who found the watch?

740
00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:45,076
Why is David this upset now?

741
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,800
He's upset, he's so emotional.

742
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:49,667
Or because it's not your watch.

743
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:52,900
He did not
intentionally lose it.

744
00:26:52,933 --> 00:26:54,567
'Cause he lost it first...

745
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,267
Possession is 9/10ths...

746
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,133
If the watch had
never been lost...

747
00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,300
Hey, hey, alright,
alright, alright, alright,

748
00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,600
we must go on here,
we have a show to do.

749
00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:05,533
Max and Leo have
got to get along,

750
00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:07,066
the whole point
of the show is that

751
00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:08,533
Max and Leo love each other,

752
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:12,100
that's the success of this
musical is that journey,

753
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:15,066
that you not only become
successful producers,

754
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,667
you become wonderful friends.

755
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,267
Now, we can't let
what has happened here

756
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,433
come into this show.

757
00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:21,609
( David ) you don't
have to worry about me.

758
00:27:21,633 --> 00:27:22,367
Alright?

759
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,700
What are you doing?

760
00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:25,133
Oh, I'm just arranging some...

761
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,243
It looks like you're building
a sand castle on the table.

762
00:27:27,267 --> 00:27:29,133
Well, let's start to read.

763
00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:32,667
Now, uh fellas, the one thing
I wanted to talk about was

764
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:33,533
that opening scene.

765
00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:34,800
Oh, you know what?

766
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:38,700
I just gotta wash my hands,
I'll be right back.

767
00:27:38,733 --> 00:27:40,767
I don't know,
we need to get started.

768
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,600
Have you noticed?

769
00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:42,800
Let me say one thing.

770
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:44,209
Have you noticed him
doing stuff like this?

771
00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:47,600
I have noticed and he's washing
his hands more and more.

772
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,567
Some people get nervous
they wash their hands.

773
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,433
It's a quirk, you know,
people have quirks.

774
00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:54,467
Okay.

775
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:01,933
Alright, so now about that
first scene, the thing is,

776
00:28:01,967 --> 00:28:04,233
you have to drive
that scene forward.

777
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:05,267
Larry? Yeah.

778
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,767
Yes, so you've got
to pick up the cues.

779
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,433
Alright, why don't we go
to page nine in the script,

780
00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:12,167
see if we can get started here.

781
00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:18,567
You know, it's not like
I lost it on purpose, did I?

782
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,367
I know, he's, like,
a little crazy or something.

783
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,833
Did I take his watch and throw
it in the river or something?

784
00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:25,843
Well, I mean, of course,
I wanted to keep the watch

785
00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:27,300
I was excited I got it for him.

786
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,633
I know, I didn't
understand that.

787
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,233
That's so crazy.
So crazy, so crazy.

788
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:35,567
Larry.

789
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,067
Oh!

790
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:33,400
* opening night,
it's opening night *

791
00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:06,376
I don't know what I was thinking
but I can't do this bit, Nathan,

792
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,233
I'm crazy, and I can't,
well, why did I say?!

793
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,800
Stop it, just stop it,
I said stop it!

794
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,900
Now stand up!

795
00:30:13,933 --> 00:30:16,433
Take this and go out there.

796
00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:18,967
You can do it!

797
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,600
Don't even look back!

798
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,300
Hey.

799
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,033
You wanna go over there?

800
00:30:39,067 --> 00:30:40,133
What, to the theater?

801
00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:41,533
Yeah.

802
00:30:41,567 --> 00:30:44,100
Are you crazy, it's, we've got
like, an hour and a half.

803
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,376
Ah, I thought I'd get
there a little earlier.

804
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,000
No, I'm gonna do
some stretching and...

805
00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:49,067
Alright.

806
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,967
You do any kind
of warm-up, or...?

807
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,900
Warm-up?

808
00:30:53,933 --> 00:30:54,767
Like what, what do you mean?

809
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,367
Like stretching, uh...?

810
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,933
Stretching?

811
00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:58,933
Never mind.

812
00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:01,200
Hey, what about, um...

813
00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:05,066
How do you feel about
reimbursing me for the watch?

814
00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:07,200
It seems to me
your watch was missing.

815
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,066
I mean, we've gone
over this, but...

816
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,233
If I didn't find your watch
in the first place,

817
00:31:11,267 --> 00:31:12,567
then it's not mine to lose.

818
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,300
Who had it last?

819
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,567
You're in the same position
now as when I started.

820
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,743
So why am I getting
blamed for it?

821
00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:20,043
I, I just don't know,
I mean, you had it.

822
00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:21,133
You lost your watch.

823
00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:24,467
Let's not get into it,
we have a show to do, okay?

824
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,067
And by the way.

825
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,500
Yeah?

826
00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,067
You did tell the stewardess

827
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,243
that my seat wasn't in
the upright position, right?

828
00:31:29,267 --> 00:31:31,367
Okay, I'll see you, okay?

829
00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:52,300
Larry David.

830
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:53,967
I.

831
00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:55,267
I'm a nervous wreck.

832
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,066
Oh no, this'll be exciting,
you're gonna be great.

833
00:31:57,067 --> 00:31:59,700
I'm gonna destroy your entire
show, don't you understand?

834
00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:02,900
Oh please, no, you're doing a great
job, they're gonna love you.

835
00:32:02,933 --> 00:32:04,543
You're gonna get out there and
have, oh, they're just gonna...

836
00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:05,943
Why are they gonna love me and
people dislike me intensely?

837
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,233
You'll do great, oh.

838
00:32:07,267 --> 00:32:08,543
The audience is
not gonna love me.

839
00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:09,800
Yes, they are gonna love you.

840
00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,633
Mel never would've
let you do the show.

841
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,467
What are you doing
here so early?

842
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,543
Oh, I have to get here early
every, ugh, single night,

843
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,867
I do have rituals.

844
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,567
Oh, you got some ocdc's,
oh, really?

845
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,733
Yeah, lots of them.

846
00:32:20,767 --> 00:32:21,800
What do you got?

847
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:24,700
Oh god, pacing,
then I had petal counting...

848
00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:26,109
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
bang my head against the wall,

849
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:27,100
maybe 50 times.

850
00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:28,209
You don't wanna do that, Larry.

851
00:32:28,233 --> 00:32:30,066
No, I do, I'm gonna
bang it against the wall,

852
00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:32,243
'cause my mother used to say that
to me when I was growing up,

853
00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:33,233
you know, go bang your head
against the wall.

854
00:32:33,267 --> 00:32:34,443
And I took it
literally and I did,

855
00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:36,066
I used to bang it
against the wall.

856
00:32:36,067 --> 00:32:38,076
I think that's why I got this
condition in the first place,

857
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,733
cause I listened to my mother.

858
00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:42,433
Thank you, by the way,
that was so sweet of you

859
00:32:42,467 --> 00:32:44,500
with the guy with the handbag,
that was dangerous.

860
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:46,133
That was really dangerous.

861
00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:46,967
I didn't think so.

862
00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:47,800
Oh.

863
00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:48,500
Honestly.

864
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:49,933
No, you're so sweet.

865
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:52,400
You know, I didn't
even think twice about it.

866
00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:53,300
Honest to god.

867
00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,067
The right thing to do.

868
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,433
Well, thanks.

869
00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:57,500
That doesn't happen much.

870
00:32:57,533 --> 00:32:59,433
If I didn't go into
show business, I was...

871
00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:01,067
I was gonna become a fireman.

872
00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:05,533
Hmm.

873
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:08,900
Alright.

874
00:33:08,933 --> 00:33:12,267
I've been thinking about that 10th
anniversary present of yours.

875
00:33:15,467 --> 00:33:18,333
You wanna come in?

876
00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:21,066
Sure.

877
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,567
Close the door.

878
00:33:28,433 --> 00:33:31,067
Mmm...

879
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,067
What is that?

880
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,267
What? Who is that?

881
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,100
Who is that?

882
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,367
What?

883
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,500
Is that bush?

884
00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:43,133
Yeah.

885
00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:47,567
Hmm.

886
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,066
You've got a picture of bush
in your dressing room?

887
00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,700
Yeah.

888
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,100
Hmm.

889
00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:03,167
You're a republican?

890
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,133
Yes, Larry, I'm a republican.

891
00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:10,367
Ugh.

892
00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:19,066
What the fuck were you thinking?

893
00:34:19,067 --> 00:34:21,800
A picture of bush,
who gives a flying fuck?

894
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:24,733
I'd fuck her
with a bush mask on.

895
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:26,333
You think these
glasses are okay?

896
00:34:26,367 --> 00:34:27,667
Did I, I think I made a mistake,

897
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,800
I look like I'm about
85 years old in this costume,

898
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:32,067
I swear to god, look at me.

899
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:32,633
( Phone ringing )
no, you look great.

900
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,967
Who's this?

901
00:34:35,067 --> 00:34:36,433
Hello?

902
00:34:36,467 --> 00:34:40,367
Andy, they're at
the will call window!

903
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,066
What are you talking?

904
00:34:42,067 --> 00:34:44,533
Of course I left them there.

905
00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:46,133
Are you, are you crazy,
I can't go out,

906
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,066
I've got my costume on,
I'm not gonna go out there.

907
00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:50,400
Quiet down, alright.

908
00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:53,066
I'll be there in a minute.

909
00:34:53,067 --> 00:34:54,767
Stupid cousin Andy,
you know, the ticket,

910
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,500
they don't have it
at the will call window.

911
00:34:57,533 --> 00:34:59,900
Shit, do me a favor and help me
with this, will you?

912
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,767
How did you get this on?

913
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,809
I can't even figure it out.

914
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:05,633
I know.

915
00:35:05,667 --> 00:35:06,833
Let me go down, I'll go down.

916
00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:08,700
Ah, I can't, I gotta
take care of this.

917
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:18,200
They don't have them.

918
00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:19,133
Huh?

919
00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:19,867
They don't have
my tickets, I asked.

920
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:22,600
Shh, quiet down.

921
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,667
Why didn't you give them
to me at the hotel?

922
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,300
Did you mention my name?

923
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,333
Now, how would I know
to ask your name?

924
00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:29,767
You said they'd
be under my name.

925
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,567
Well, honest to god, this...

926
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,467
Excuse me, I'm sorry, excuse me.

927
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,633
Hey, hey, hey,
there's a line here.

928
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,233
No, no, I just,
I just need one ticket.

929
00:35:37,267 --> 00:35:38,343
Yeah, I know,
but there's a line here.

930
00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:39,333
Go to the back of the line.

931
00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,743
No, no, I'm in the show,
I'm bialystock.

932
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,900
I don't care who you are,
go to the back of the line.

933
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:47,300
Thank you. That is so rude.

934
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:48,767
Alright, here.

935
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,933
Thank you, thank you very much,
okay, I'll see you after, okay?

936
00:35:51,967 --> 00:35:54,667
We'll go for coffee.

937
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,067
Hey.

938
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:56,900
Hey, thank you for the ticket.

939
00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:58,100
Oh, you're very welcome.

940
00:35:58,133 --> 00:35:59,809
Yeah, very good,
it has your name on it even,

941
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,066
Larry David, that's you.

942
00:36:02,067 --> 00:36:03,233
Huh?

943
00:36:03,267 --> 00:36:04,533
Oh yeah, almost showtime, huh?

944
00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:05,833
Where did you get that watch?

945
00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:07,933
Oh, I, I, I found it.

946
00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:09,767
Yeah, in the hotel, right?

947
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,767
Yeah, yeah, I found it
in the hotel.

948
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,667
Yeah, okay, I'm,
I'm sorry to tell you this,

949
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,200
but that's
David Schwimmer's watch.

950
00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:17,133
No, no, I found it,
it's my watch.

951
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,500
Yeah, no, I know you found it,

952
00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:19,743
you found it
in the hotel, right?

953
00:36:19,767 --> 00:36:20,767
Yes, yes.

954
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,076
Yeah, okay, it belongs
to David Schwimmer.

955
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,133
No, no, finders keepers.

956
00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:24,933
Finders keepers, no, no,
not finders keepers,

957
00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:26,076
that's not right.
Because I found it.

958
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,276
No, I know you did,
but it's not your watch.

959
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:31,100
It's finders keepers,
it's so my watch now.

960
00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:32,667
Okay, okay fine.

961
00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:38,267
Thank you. You're welcome.

962
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:45,500
Hey.hey.

963
00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,633
What are you doing in the lobby

964
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:51,300
20 minutes before the show
fighting with a sikh?

965
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,109
It's too long a story,
I gotta get out of here,

966
00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:54,143
I can't talk now,
I'm so sorry, I gotta...

967
00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:56,667
No, okay, okay,
happy anniversary.

968
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,633
Happy anniversary,
happy anniversary.

969
00:36:58,667 --> 00:36:59,867
And how did it go?

970
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:04,300
How did the, uh, anniversary
gift go, did you cash in?

971
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:06,066
Oh. Alas, I did not, no.

972
00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:07,233
It didn't happen?

973
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,800
No, but I'll still have
an hour after the show ends.

974
00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,300
Okay, yeah, yeah.

975
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:13,267
Oh no, no, you still
have an hour, okay,

976
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,067
you should get going.

977
00:37:22,933 --> 00:37:24,500
Good luck.

978
00:37:27,933 --> 00:37:29,567
I gotta go.

979
00:37:38,267 --> 00:37:40,667
Hey.hey.

980
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:48,067
What are you, are you kidding?

981
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,067
Huh?

982
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,233
Look a little familiar.

983
00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:52,967
Where did you,
how, what happened?

984
00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:55,400
One of the maintenance guys
from the hotel had it on.

985
00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:56,533
Out in the lobby.

986
00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:57,533
I had to wrestle him for it.

987
00:37:57,567 --> 00:38:00,100
Ugh, well, thank you, thank you.

988
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:02,400
I'm sorry about, uh, I mean,

989
00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:03,800
maybe I went a little, uh...

990
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,600
Well, I went too, I'm sorry too.

991
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:08,900
Well, uh, hey, break a leg.

992
00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:10,267
You too, man.

993
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,233
Hey, let me ask you something.

994
00:38:16,267 --> 00:38:17,667
All water under
the bridge right?

995
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,733
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

996
00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:23,400
Just for my own edification,

997
00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:26,066
what did you say
to that stewardess?

998
00:38:26,067 --> 00:38:30,066
Just, did you tell her about
the seat not being upright?

999
00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:32,700
What?

1000
00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:34,067
You're really something.

1001
00:38:51,867 --> 00:38:54,300
Oh no!

1002
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,233
No, no, I...

1003
00:38:58,267 --> 00:39:00,600
S-t-u-n-n-e-d.

1004
00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:01,733
Stunned!

1005
00:39:01,767 --> 00:39:03,800
You guys are terrific,
you look great.

1006
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:05,133
Oh.

1007
00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:07,243
You look like the bialystock
and you look like Bloom.

1008
00:39:07,267 --> 00:39:08,267
What's your first line?

1009
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,967
Uh, the reviews come out
a lot faster when,

1010
00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:12,276
when the critics
leave at intermission.

1011
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,567
Perfect.

1012
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,209
And your first, is when he comes
in and then he scares you,

1013
00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:17,367
yeah, and I say,
scared, can't talk.

1014
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,043
Perfect, this is gonna
be fabulous, break legs,

1015
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,543
thank you, thank you
for everything, Mel,

1016
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:21,700
thank you so much.

1017
00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:23,500
O-v-e-r-t-u-r-e, here it?

1018
00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:24,600
Overture.

1019
00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:27,200
Okay, good luck,
don't break anything.

1020
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:49,267
* opening night,
it's opening night *

1021
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:55,533
* it's Max bialystocks'
latest show *

1022
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:58,633
* will it flop or will it go *

1023
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,733
* the cast is
taking its final bow *

1024
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,867
* here comes the audience now *

1025
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,467
* the doors are open

1026
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,900
* they're on their way

1027
00:40:07,933 --> 00:40:11,033
* let's hear what
they have to say *

1028
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:18,033
* he's done it again,
he's done it again *

1029
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:21,100
* Max bialystock
has done it again *

1030
00:40:21,133 --> 00:40:24,100
* we can't believe it

1031
00:40:24,133 --> 00:40:27,300
* you can't conceive it

1032
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,300
* how'd he achieve it

1033
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:33,867
* it's the worst show in town *

1034
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:36,633
* we sat there sighing

1035
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,833
* groaning and crying

1036
00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:42,700
* there's no denying

1037
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:46,333
* it's the worst show in town *

1038
00:40:46,367 --> 00:40:49,300
* oh, we wanted to
stand up and hiss *

1039
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:54,800
* we've seen shit,
but never like this *

1040
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:57,867
* Max bialystock
has done it again *

1041
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,467
* the songs were rotten

1042
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,167
* the book was stinking

1043
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,066
* what he did to Shakespeare *

1044
00:41:03,067 --> 00:41:04,833
* booth did to Lincoln

1045
00:41:04,867 --> 00:41:10,733
we had these specially
made up for Max bialystock.

1046
00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:14,167
* we couldn't leave faster *

1047
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,533
* what a disaster

1048
00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:20,300
* we are still in shock *

1049
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:23,400
* who produced this schlock *

1050
00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:29,167
* that slimy sleezy
Max bialystock *

1051
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,300
* what a bum

1052
00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:34,333
( applause )

1053
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,500
The reviews come out
a lot faster

1054
00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:47,367
when the critics
leave at intermission.

1055
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,933
By the end of funny boy,

1056
00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:54,066
Max bialystock's hopeless
new musical of Hamlet,

1057
00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:56,700
everybody is dead.

1058
00:41:56,733 --> 00:42:00,967
They were the lucky ones.

1059
00:42:01,067 --> 00:42:02,667
And this is
the best review we got.

1060
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:06,066
( Audience laughing )

1061
00:42:06,067 --> 00:42:09,167
* I used to be the king *

1062
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,067
* the king

1063
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:14,833
* the king of old Broadway *

1064
00:42:14,867 --> 00:42:18,667
it's good to be the king.

1065
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:22,600
* my praises they would sing *

1066
00:42:22,633 --> 00:42:28,667
* a Ziegfeld so they'd say

1067
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:32,767
* my shows were always
filled with class *

1068
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,533
* the best champagne
would fill my glass *

1069
00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:37,400
* my lap was filled
with gorgeous ass *

1070
00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:39,167
* you couldn't call me
crass in anyway *

1071
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,700
* we believe you,
thousands wouldn't *

1072
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:44,800
* we believe you, every word *

1073
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,333
* we believe you,
thousand couldn't *

1074
00:42:48,367 --> 00:42:52,567
* we believe each wd we hear *

1075
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,333
such reviews.

1076
00:42:54,367 --> 00:42:57,233
How dare they
insult me in this manner?

1077
00:42:57,267 --> 00:43:01,367
How quickly they forget
I am Max bialystock,

1078
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,533
the first producer ever to do
summer stock in the winter.

1079
00:43:05,567 --> 00:43:08,100
* once he was a king

1080
00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:10,333
you've all heard of
theater in the round?

1081
00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:13,433
You're looking at the man who
invented theater in the square.

1082
00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:15,233
Nobody had a good seat.

1083
00:43:15,267 --> 00:43:18,467
* king of ol' Broadway

1084
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:21,433
I spent my entire life
in the theater.

1085
00:43:21,467 --> 00:43:24,833
I was a protege of the great
Boris tomacheusky.

1086
00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:27,900
( Gasping )

1087
00:43:27,933 --> 00:43:30,533
Yes, he taught me
everything I know.

1088
00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:32,533
I'll never forget.

1089
00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:35,867
He turned to me on
his deathbed and said,

1090
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,733
maxella...

1091
00:43:36,767 --> 00:43:42,133
( Foreign language )

1092
00:43:44,267 --> 00:43:46,200
What does that mean?

1093
00:43:46,233 --> 00:43:48,867
I don't know,
I don't speak yiddish.

1094
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,800
Strangely enough,
neither did he.

1095
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:55,233
In my heart I knew
what he was saying,

1096
00:43:55,267 --> 00:43:57,467
he was saying when
you're down and out

1097
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,067
and everybody thinks
you're finished,

1098
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:03,567
that's the time to stand
on your two feet and shout,

1099
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,133
who do you gotta fuck
to get a break in this town?

1100
00:44:22,633 --> 00:44:24,667
* fame is in my sights again *

1101
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,400
* I take those
fancy flights again *

1102
00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:29,800
* I'm gonna scale
the heights again *

1103
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:33,567
* bialystock will never drop *

1104
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,300
* bialystock will never stop *

1105
00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:45,333
* bialystock will
be on top again *

1106
00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:49,067
* he'll be on top again *

1107
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,333
* hey

1108
00:44:50,367 --> 00:44:53,267
( applause )

1109
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,500
Hello?

1110
00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:09,533
( Applause )

1111
00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:13,500
Anybody here?

1112
00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:14,967
Mr. bialystock.

1113
00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:16,200
Ah!

1114
00:45:16,233 --> 00:45:17,667
Who are you?

1115
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,066
What do you want?

1116
00:45:19,067 --> 00:45:20,467
What are you doing here?

1117
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,200
Speak to me, dummy, speak.

1118
00:45:23,233 --> 00:45:25,100
Why don't you speak?

1119
00:45:25,133 --> 00:45:28,833
Scared, can't talk.

1120
00:45:28,867 --> 00:45:30,467
Alright, calm down.

1121
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:34,167
Relax, get a hold of yourself.

1122
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,067
Take a deep breath.

1123
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:39,767
( Inhaling ) ahh...

1124
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,167
Who are you?

1125
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,600
I'm Leopold Bloom,
I'm an accountant.

1126
00:45:44,633 --> 00:45:45,709
I'm from Whitehall and Marx.

1127
00:45:45,733 --> 00:45:47,767
I've come here to do your books.

1128
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,333
Oh, you have, have you?

1129
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,333
Now, let's see.

1130
00:45:55,367 --> 00:46:00,367
If we add these deductions,
we get, uh, oh.

1131
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,933
It's absolutely amazing.

1132
00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:04,867
But under the right
circumstances a producer

1133
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:06,867
could make more money
with a flop

1134
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:11,100
than he could with a hit.

1135
00:46:11,133 --> 00:46:12,667
Yes, it's quite possible.

1136
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,433
If he were certain
that the show would fail,

1137
00:46:15,467 --> 00:46:17,233
a man could make a fortune.

1138
00:46:17,267 --> 00:46:19,200
Yes?

1139
00:46:19,233 --> 00:46:20,400
Yes, what?

1140
00:46:20,433 --> 00:46:22,133
What you were saying.

1141
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:23,200
Keep talking.

1142
00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:24,367
What was I saying?

1143
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,700
You were saying that under
the right circumstances,

1144
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:43,800
you were saying, that under
the right circumstances...

1145
00:46:47,533 --> 00:46:49,633
What was I saying?

1146
00:46:49,667 --> 00:46:52,667
That under the right
circumstances...

1147
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:56,900
Under the right circumstances...

1148
00:46:56,933 --> 00:46:58,967
What?

1149
00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:01,667
That's the question.

1150
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:03,533
What?

1151
00:47:11,733 --> 00:47:14,767
Boy, you got a nice,
healthy head of hair there,

1152
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,233
you know that? Look at that.

1153
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,067
It's like a pelt.

1154
00:47:21,733 --> 00:47:27,133
Uh, I didn't really get
the good shave today, you know.

1155
00:47:27,167 --> 00:47:29,900
I don't know why,
I'm an excellent shaver.

1156
00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:32,567
Feel this cheek,
Bloom, feel my cheek.

1157
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,767
It's like a tush,
is that not a tush?

1158
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,433
I got a tushy cheek.

1159
00:47:38,467 --> 00:47:40,433
Boy oh boy.

1160
00:47:40,467 --> 00:47:47,133
Please, Mr. bialystock, um,
I've discovered that a man

1161
00:47:47,167 --> 00:47:50,633
could make more money with
a flop than he could with a hit.

1162
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:54,500
Does, does that bring
any scheme to mind?

1163
00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:01,133
Yeah, you ever play this game?

1164
00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:02,833
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1165
00:48:02,867 --> 00:48:04,867
You don't come
to theater with a hat.

1166
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:05,867
It's not a hat, it's a turban.

1167
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,533
You don't wear a hat
to the theater.

1168
00:48:07,567 --> 00:48:08,167
It's not a, it's not a hat.

1169
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,233
Take your hat off.

1170
00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:10,233
I won't take my turban off.

1171
00:48:10,267 --> 00:48:12,467
I can't see what I'm seeing.

1172
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,400
He gave me the tickets.

1173
00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:15,066
Only to calm down
and try to watch.

1174
00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:17,767
No, no, fine.

1175
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,867
I watch, you don't.

1176
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:21,933
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is my cousin, Andy.

1177
00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:24,933
It may come as no surprise
to you to learn that

1178
00:48:24,967 --> 00:48:28,833
he is the product of incest.

1179
00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:30,533
Of course, among
friends and relatives,

1180
00:48:30,567 --> 00:48:33,067
Andy is known by his
affectionate nickname,

1181
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:37,433
the primary reason
for anti-semitism.

1182
00:48:37,467 --> 00:48:40,367
Unfortunately, I know
from experience

1183
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,567
the only way we're going
to get him to calm down

1184
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,100
is to put a Swanson
frozen dinner on his lap.

1185
00:48:45,133 --> 00:48:46,233
Wait, let's go back.

1186
00:48:46,267 --> 00:48:47,833
Yeah, let's go. This is funny.

1187
00:48:47,867 --> 00:48:51,267
I know he's quite partial
to the Salisbury steak.

1188
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:55,400
You know, there might be, uh, an
upside to this whole experience

1189
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,967
because, uh, if any of you
are looking for an apartment

1190
00:48:58,067 --> 00:49:00,967
in New York, and I know
they are very hard to find,

1191
00:49:01,067 --> 00:49:04,367
Andy is subletting his mouth.

1192
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,467
There's a lot of room in there.

1193
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,867
A lot of room.

1194
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:12,167
I know there was a Taliban
living in there, uh,

1195
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,167
but he left and, uh,
he's now renting some space

1196
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,400
under the sikh's turban.

1197
00:49:19,767 --> 00:49:24,567
But the turban, it has all kinds
of practical applications.

1198
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:30,433
It's a tourniquet,
it makes a lovely sash,

1199
00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:32,300
say you want to have
an impromptu game of

1200
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:34,533
pin the tail on the donkey,
you've got a blindfold.

1201
00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:40,067
Alright, what was I saying?

1202
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:41,633
What was I saying?

1203
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,500
What was I saying?

1204
00:49:50,733 --> 00:49:56,933
You were saying that
under the right circumstances,

1205
00:49:56,967 --> 00:50:02,100
a producer could make more with
a flop than he could with a hit.

1206
00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:03,533
It's quite possible.

1207
00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:08,200
Yes, you keep saying that,
but you don't say how.

1208
00:50:08,233 --> 00:50:10,433
Well, it's simply a matter
of creative accounting.

1209
00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:13,300
Let's assume for a moment
that you are a dishonest man.

1210
00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:18,633
Assume away.

1211
00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:21,733
Did you see the look
on their faces,

1212
00:50:21,767 --> 00:50:25,500
when Larry David forget
every line he had?

1213
00:50:25,533 --> 00:50:27,233
He went up, up in smoke.

1214
00:50:27,267 --> 00:50:29,367
God, I'm so glad,
I'm so thankful,

1215
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,433
thank god that this damn play
is going to be over.

1216
00:50:32,467 --> 00:50:33,643
We're gonna get our lives back.

1217
00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,367
He has freed us from the anchor,

1218
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,633
from the albatross
of the producers,

1219
00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,800
which has invaded our lives
every single minute,

1220
00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:41,467
every hour of every day.

1221
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,367
Trapping us...

1222
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,867
No more openings in Cleveland.

1223
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,400
No more sleeping
in dirty beds in Pittsburgh.

1224
00:50:46,433 --> 00:50:48,633
We're free, free at last.

1225
00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:50,367
I know. Isn't it wonderful?

1226
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,600
How did you know that
he could ruin the show?

1227
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,067
How?

1228
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:56,900
The minute I laid eyes on him,
I said, this guy's a disaster.

1229
00:50:56,933 --> 00:50:58,767
He's a living disaster,
he's a storm.

1230
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,967
He's like a storm that will
destroy everything in its path.

1231
00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:04,167
I mean, he's got this gift.

1232
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,067
Everything he touches he dooms.

1233
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,833
He's a little cyclone,
a little tornado,

1234
00:51:08,867 --> 00:51:10,533
destroying
the St. James theater.

1235
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:11,500
I know.

1236
00:51:11,533 --> 00:51:13,767
Any minute now,
the show will be dead.

1237
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,967
Here, a toast to the death
of the producers.

1238
00:51:18,067 --> 00:51:20,267
May it rest in peace.

1239
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,267
Innkeeper, innkeeper,
another round of drinks here.

1240
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,733
As a matter of fact,

1241
00:51:28,767 --> 00:51:32,433
another round of drinks
for everybody in the place.

1242
00:51:32,467 --> 00:51:35,167
Here's to failure.

1243
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,133
Oh, thank you.

1244
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,067
That's very kind of you.

1245
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:42,867
( Laughing )

1246
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,333
Partners, Leo.

1247
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:46,067
All the way,

1248
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:49,066
and nothing or no one
will ever come between us.

1249
00:51:49,067 --> 00:51:50,367
Nothing or no one, Max.

1250
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,433
( Knocking )

1251
00:51:51,467 --> 00:51:55,133
( Together ) come in.

1252
00:51:55,167 --> 00:51:57,567
Bialystock and Bloom.

1253
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,100
( Foreign language )

1254
00:51:59,133 --> 00:52:01,200
What?

1255
00:52:01,233 --> 00:52:04,133
Excuse me, aybane svenska...

1256
00:52:04,167 --> 00:52:07,733
Swedish.

1257
00:52:07,767 --> 00:52:10,533
Casting... today?

1258
00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:12,100
Costing?

1259
00:52:12,133 --> 00:52:13,733
Cost?

1260
00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:17,066
Oh, casting.

1261
00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:19,833
Uh, no, I'm,
I'm sorry, uh, miss.

1262
00:52:19,867 --> 00:52:21,066
There's no casting today.

1263
00:52:21,067 --> 00:52:24,867
Uh, actually, there very
well could be casting today.

1264
00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,067
Come in, come in.

1265
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,066
Aagh fuck!

1266
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:35,433
* honeymoon,
honeymoon, honeymoon *

1267
00:52:35,467 --> 00:52:37,267
* keep a shining in June

1268
00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:39,300
* keep a shining in June *

1269
00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:42,767
* our silvery beams
will make love dreams *

1270
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,633
* we'll be cuddling soon *

1271
00:52:46,667 --> 00:52:50,233
* by the silvery moon

1272
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:54,133
( laughing )

1273
00:52:58,367 --> 00:53:01,267
It's intermission,
quick, hide your faces.

1274
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:03,533
They'll tear us to pieces.

1275
00:53:03,567 --> 00:53:08,067
( Laughing )

1276
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:09,267
I'll have a Manhattan.

1277
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,433
Two whiskey sours.

1278
00:53:10,467 --> 00:53:12,067
So far this is about
the funniest thing

1279
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,333
I've seen on Broadway.

1280
00:53:13,367 --> 00:53:15,100
I've never laughed
so hard in my life.

1281
00:53:15,133 --> 00:53:16,667
Absolutely hysterical.

1282
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:20,900
I thought I'd split my sides.

1283
00:53:20,933 --> 00:53:21,933
Honey, don't panic.

1284
00:53:21,967 --> 00:53:23,867
There are a lot
of shows on this street.

1285
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:25,909
They may not necessarily
be talking about Larry David

1286
00:53:25,933 --> 00:53:27,533
and the producers.

1287
00:53:27,567 --> 00:53:30,667
Who would have guessed Larry
David would be so hysterical.

1288
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:31,767
Let's get back.

1289
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,209
If he's as brilliant
in the second act

1290
00:53:33,233 --> 00:53:34,400
as he is in the first,

1291
00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:37,067
the show's gonna run
for another five years.

1292
00:53:39,933 --> 00:53:41,267
Got to think.

1293
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,600
Got to think.

1294
00:53:42,633 --> 00:53:44,733
No way out.

1295
00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:47,066
No way out.

1296
00:53:47,067 --> 00:53:49,133
No way out.

1297
00:53:49,167 --> 00:53:50,100
Honey...

1298
00:53:50,133 --> 00:53:51,733
No way out. Listen...

1299
00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:53,767
Now way out, no way out.

1300
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,367
This is a small
portion of the audience.

1301
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,700
Let's go back and see what
the majority has to say.

1302
00:54:00,733 --> 00:54:02,567
Yes. Majority?

1303
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,567
Come on.Let.

1304
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,500
Let's hear it for the majority.

1305
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,300
Sure, majority, majority.

1306
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:09,700
Yes, we'll hear
from the majority.

1307
00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:15,667
( Laughing )

1308
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,333
This is the majority?

1309
00:54:17,367 --> 00:54:19,267
This is the majority.

1310
00:54:37,867 --> 00:54:40,900
* Leo and Max,
up off our backs *

1311
00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:45,667
* back on the great white way *

1312
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:49,467
* Leo and Max,
back on the tracks *

1313
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,833
* we're back on top to stay *

1314
00:54:52,867 --> 00:54:56,767
* so when we take
your money never fear *

1315
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,600
* we'll knock Broadway
right on its ear *

1316
00:55:00,633 --> 00:55:02,367
* the cast is great,
the script is swell *

1317
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,300
* but this we're
telling you, sirs *

1318
00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:09,267
* the show's no go, you've got
no show without the producers *

1319
00:55:12,533 --> 00:55:15,767
* we'll never quit

1320
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,067
* hit after hit

1321
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:31,233
* you and me-o, we guarantee-o *

1322
00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:35,667
* you're looking
at Leo and Max *

1323
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:46,100
* the producers, Leo and Max *

1324
00:55:48,133 --> 00:55:53,733
* the producers, Leo and Max *

1325
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:58,667
( applause and cheering )

1326
00:56:34,233 --> 00:56:37,567
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1327
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,067
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