1 00:00:20,793 --> 00:00:21,172 >> COME. 2 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:22,655 COME, COME, COME, COME, COME. 3 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,862 COME, COME, COME, COME, COME. BOO. 4 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:25,758 BOO. 5 00:00:25,758 --> 00:00:27,034 HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 6 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:29,551 WELCOME TO "JACKASS". 7 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:32,137 THIS! 8 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:34,482 THIS! 9 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:01,068 COME WASH MY BACK! 10 00:01:01,068 --> 00:01:02,551 RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO GO TALK 11 00:01:02,551 --> 00:01:04,793 TO THE SKUNK LADY. 12 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:05,896 I PLAN ON GETTING SPRAYED HERE 13 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:07,931 IN A LITTLE WHILE, AND I HAVE 14 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:09,896 SOME QUESTIONS FOR HER. 15 00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:11,172 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPRAYED BY A 16 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:11,827 SKUNK? 17 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:12,344 >> NEVER. 18 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:14,034 A FULL-ON SPRAY IS VERY 19 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:14,931 NAUSEATING. 20 00:01:14,931 --> 00:01:16,137 OF COURSE, IT GOES AWAY. 21 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:18,103 IT BURNS LIKE MACE. 22 00:01:18,103 --> 00:01:19,000 IT SMELLS. 23 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,655 I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE 24 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:21,137 NAUSEATING FOR EVERYBODY. 25 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,551 >> AND IT'S ALL LOCATED AROUND 26 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:23,655 THEIR HINDQUARTERS? 27 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:24,655 >> IT'S IN THEIR ANUS. 28 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:26,310 THERE'S TWO, LIKE, MARBLES. 29 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:29,586 THEY CAN ACTUALLY GO... 30 00:01:29,586 --> 00:01:30,344 >> I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND I'M 31 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:32,793 ABOUT TO GET SPRAYED BY A SKUNK. 32 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,034 HELLO. 33 00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:35,827 HELLO, MR. SKUNK. 34 00:01:35,827 --> 00:01:37,413 HI, MR. SKUNK. 35 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:39,103 HOW ARE YOU? 36 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:39,896 COME HERE, SKUNK-- 37 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:41,275 AH! 38 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,034 WHOA-OW! 39 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:44,310 OH! 40 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:44,931 >> LET HIM OUT. 41 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:47,724 >> WELL, DAMN IT, I'M TRYING TO. 42 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:48,241 OK. 43 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,448 OW! 44 00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:50,241 HE, DAMN IT! 45 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:51,655 AH, ! 46 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:52,310 DAMN IT! 47 00:01:52,965 --> 00:01:53,793 AH, ! 48 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:54,517 DAMN IT! 49 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:56,344 OH, ! 50 00:01:56,344 --> 00:01:58,000 OH, I CAN SMELL IT. 51 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 SO THAT'S 5 SQUIRTS. 52 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,206 HE'S GOT TO BE OUT AFTER THE 53 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,620 NEXT ONE, RIGHT? 54 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,068 >> YES. 55 00:02:02,068 --> 00:02:03,344 >> RICK, KEEP FILMING. 56 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:05,689 >> RICK, KEEP FILMING. 57 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:12,413 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE FREE. 58 00:02:13,068 --> 00:02:15,068 AH, HE DID IT AGAIN! 59 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,482 OH, MY GOD. 60 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:18,758 >> HOW DO YOU SMELL? 61 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:19,965 >> WELL, LIKE A DAMN SKUNK. 62 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:22,517 >> WELL, LIKE A DAMN SKUNK. HOW DO YOU THINK I SMELL? 63 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:28,275 HOW DO YOU THINK I SMELL? 64 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:32,724 >> I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE 65 00:02:32,724 --> 00:02:33,724 NEAR HIM. 66 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:37,241 IT SMELLS TOO--WAY TOO BAD. 67 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,172 >> CAN WJUST, LIKE, KEEP ONE 68 00:02:38,172 --> 00:02:40,517 OF THESE DOORS OPEN? 69 00:02:40,517 --> 00:02:43,172 OF THESE DOORS OPEN? 70 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:47,448 >> I JUST HAD A TOUGH DAY 71 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:48,310 TODAY. 72 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:48,965 >> LOOK, MAN... 73 00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:49,862 I GOT ELECTROCUTED, AND THEN I 74 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:51,655 GOT SKUNK ALL OVER ME. 75 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,413 LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL RIGHT? 76 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:54,413 >> NOW YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH 77 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:55,586 IN TOMATO JUICE TO GET THAT 78 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:57,896 IN TOMATO JUICE TO GET THAT SMELL OFF. 79 00:02:57,896 --> 00:03:02,965 SMELL OFF. 80 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,275 SMELL OFF. >> OH, OOW! 81 00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:13,965 >> OH, OOW! 82 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:15,241 >> ALL RIGHT, TRIP, YOU FOLLOW 83 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:15,896 BLIND GUY. 84 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,482 YOU STAY ON THE CAR BANGING. 85 00:03:17,482 --> 00:03:17,862 >> YEP. 86 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:19,137 >> AND YOU JUST STAY WITH BLIND 87 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:19,448 GUY. 88 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:20,689 YOU STAY WITH HIM ALL THE WAY 89 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:21,655 OUT OF FRAME. 90 00:03:21,655 --> 00:03:23,482 BIKES UP HERE. 91 00:03:23,482 --> 00:03:24,551 >> WRITE "BIKE". 92 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:25,586 CAN YOU DO THE CAR? 93 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:27,241 >> OH, HERE'S THE CARS. 94 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,000 HERE'S BLIND MAN'S CAR. 95 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,172 HERE'S THE EXPEDITION. 96 00:03:30,172 --> 00:03:31,586 >> RIGHT MY NAME DOWN ON THERE. 97 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,551 >> GETS IN HERE. 98 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:34,068 BOM-BOM, BOM-BOM, BOM-BOM. 99 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:35,000 OUT-- 100 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,793 >> CRASH. 101 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:36,586 >> CRASH. 102 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:38,068 I'M OVER HERE JUST GETTING THE 103 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:38,724 CRASH AGAIN. 104 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:39,586 THE BIKES COMING FROM... 105 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:40,172 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? 106 00:03:40,172 --> 00:03:40,896 JUST--YOU WANT ME TO GET 107 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:41,724 REACTIONS, THAT'S IT? 108 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:43,241 >> I THINK WE SHOULD ALL FILM 109 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:45,551 THE CRASH, THEN REACTIONS. 110 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:48,000 >> RICK, YOU ARE... 111 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,586 I DON'T KNOW. 112 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:51,137 I DON'T KNOW. YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE WAS? 113 00:03:51,137 --> 00:03:57,413 YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE WAS? 114 00:03:57,413 --> 00:03:59,793 YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE WAS? >> EXCUSE ME. 115 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:25,413 >> EXCUSE ME. 116 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:35,103 >> IS THAT YOUR CAR OVER THERE? 117 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:39,965 >> IS THAT YOUR CAR OVER THERE? 118 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,793 >> WHOA, WHOA! 119 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:44,310 >> OW--GOD! 120 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:44,896 OUCH! 121 00:04:44,896 --> 00:04:45,482 >> OH, GOD! 122 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:46,137 HE JUST HIT HIM! 123 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:48,000 >> V-C-C-6-7-8. 124 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,344 THAT GUY'S LIKE... 125 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:54,758 >> I'M CALLING 911. 126 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:56,448 >> HE WAS STOPPED... 127 00:04:56,448 --> 00:04:57,551 >> THERE'S A BLIND GUY IN THE 128 00:04:57,551 --> 00:04:59,758 >> THERE'S A BLIND GUY IN THE CAR. 129 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:08,310 CAR. 130 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,655 CAR. 131 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:25,827 >> I'M BAM MARGERA, AND I FEEL 132 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,862 LIKE KICKING MY DAD'S ASS ALL 133 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:30,137 LIKE KICKING MY DAD'S ASS ALL DAY TODAY. 134 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:35,068 DAY TODAY. 135 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,068 >> HUH? 136 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:36,896 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 137 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:38,310 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 138 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,689 >> COME ON, BAM. 139 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:41,931 I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, JERK OFF! 140 00:05:41,931 --> 00:05:43,620 STOP IT! 141 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:44,689 COME ON, I GOTTA DO A LOT OF 142 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:46,862 WORK ONE TIME. 143 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:49,344 WILL YOU STOP? 144 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:50,034 STOP IT! 145 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:52,655 STOP IT! HEY, YOU HIT ME IN THE NUTS! 146 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:55,275 HEY, YOU HIT ME IN THE NUTS! 147 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,000 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 148 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,586 COME ON, BAM. 149 00:05:57,586 --> 00:05:59,793 YOU KNOW MY SHOULDER'S SORE. 150 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:00,517 JUST STOP. 151 00:06:00,517 --> 00:06:01,896 IT'S ENOUGH. 152 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:04,689 BO, DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 153 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:06,241 HOW COME YOU HUNG UP? 154 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:06,965 STOP, BAM! 155 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:08,379 I'M ON THE PHONE. 156 00:06:08,379 --> 00:06:11,655 STOP IT! 157 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:13,034 I'M ABOUT TO KICK THE CAMERA OUT 158 00:06:13,034 --> 00:06:13,551 OF HIS HAND. 159 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:14,793 HOW DOES HE LIKE THAT? 160 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:15,586 BYE-BYE, CAMERA! 161 00:06:15,586 --> 00:06:19,000 WOO-HOO! 162 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,379 WOO-HOO! 163 00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:37,413 DOOMPADAH DEE 164 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:37,965 IF YOU ARE WISE 165 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,448 IF YOU ARE WISE 166 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,275 >> I'M RYAN DUNN. 167 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:03,379 I'M ABOUT TO HIT SOME HAGGARD 168 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,758 I'M ABOUT TO HIT SOME HAGGARD BACKWOODS CRAP. 169 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:20,827 BACKWOODS CRAP. 170 00:07:20,827 --> 00:07:23,241 BACKWOODS CRAP. 171 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:30,275 I HIT MY NUTS! 172 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:46,896 I HIT MY NUTS! 173 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:50,068 DOOMPADEE DOO 174 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:51,620 I'VE GOT A PERFECT 175 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:53,379 PUZZLE FOR YOU 176 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:55,000 OOMPA LOOMPA 177 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,586 DOOMPADAH DEE 178 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:57,793 IF YOU ARE WISE 179 00:07:57,793 --> 00:08:00,068 YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME 180 00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:01,551 OOMPA LOOMPA 181 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:03,172 DOOMPADEE DOO 182 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:04,931 I'VE GOT A PERFECT 183 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:06,551 PUZZLE FOR YOU 184 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:08,000 OOMPA LOOMPA 185 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,758 DOOMPADAH DEE 186 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:10,931 IF YOU ARE WISE 187 00:08:24,517 --> 00:08:25,517 COME 188 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:26,137 OF 189 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,482 DOOMPADEE DOO 190 00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:34,103 I'VE GOT A PERFECT 191 00:08:34,103 --> 00:08:35,896 PUZZLE FOR YOU 192 00:08:35,896 --> 00:08:37,551 OOMPA LOOMPA 193 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,172 DOOMPADAH DEE 194 00:08:39,172 --> 00:08:40,206 IF YOU ARE WISE 195 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:43,689 >> THANKS, BUDDY. 196 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:44,689 >> MY NAME IS RICHARD. 197 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,137 >> RICHARD? 198 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,068 YOU WILL GO FAR 199 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:50,724 YOU WILL LIVE IN 200 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:52,241 HAPPINESS, TOO 201 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,724 LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA 202 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:57,137 LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA 203 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,172 DOOMPADEE DO DOOMPADEE DO 204 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:18,000 >> WE GOING? 205 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,931 >> WE GOING? 206 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:26,000 CAN I JUMP IN WITH YOU GUYS? 207 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,551 COME ON, BITCH. 208 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:36,344 >> LOOK, HE JUST TOUCHED IT. 209 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,620 AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT 210 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,103 AND I KNOW 211 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:44,172 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW 212 00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:46,862 >> YEAH, I'M A REAL BONEHEAD 213 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:49,482 >> YEAH, I'M A REAL BONEHEAD WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS. 214 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:52,000 WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS. 215 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,344 >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? 216 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,379 TAKE IT EASY, MY FRIEND. 217 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:56,034 >> NO, I'M JUST LOOKING-- 218 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:57,517 >> NO, NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, TAKE 219 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:58,275 IT EASY. 220 00:09:58,275 --> 00:09:59,310 >> WHAT? 221 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,068 YEAH, I'M TRYING TO FIND A 222 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:02,758 YEAH, I'M TRYING TO FIND A GUITAR THAT STEVE VAI PLAYED. 223 00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:07,482 GUITAR THAT STEVE VAI PLAYED. 224 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,448 >> YEAH, I CAN'T HAVE IT THAT 225 00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:09,068 LOUD AGAIN. 226 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,586 LOUD AGAIN. >> OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. 227 00:10:11,586 --> 00:10:15,068 >> OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. 228 00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:29,103 >> NICE GYM TO GET A PUMP IN. 229 00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:30,862 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. 230 00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:32,275 >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL BUST THIS 231 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:32,586 OUT. 232 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,034 >> OH, THIS IS HARD. 233 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:37,931 >> BOW THAT BACK. 234 00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:42,172 >> GET IT UP. 235 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:43,000 >> WHERE DO YOU GET SODAS 236 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,620 AROUND--OH, SHOOT! 237 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:45,379 >> NO PROBLEM. 238 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:45,965 SODAS? 239 00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:48,137 >> DO YOU HAVE THIS SHOE IN 11? 240 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:49,310 >> YEAH. 241 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,448 >> I CAN ALMOST PULL THESE OFF 242 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:52,241 WITH SHORTS, HUH? 243 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:53,000 >> YOU CAN DO IT. 244 00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:01,034 HEY, HEY 245 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:03,655 I THINK I LIKE IT 246 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:10,551 >> KEYAH! 247 00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:13,551 YAH-HA! 248 00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:14,655 YAH! 249 00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:15,344 WHOO! 250 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,827 YAH! 251 00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:25,000 >> DO YOU ALWAYS WALK AROUND 252 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,586 WITH YOUR STANDING UP? 253 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,068 >> OH, DUDE, I'M SORRY. 254 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,655 >> URBAN KAYAKING--IT'S A NEW 255 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:31,103 SPORT. 256 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:31,965 IT'S TAKING OVER. 257 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:32,827 IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 258 00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:33,655 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW LIKE, 259 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:34,655 ROLLERBLADING FIRST HIT THE 260 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,551 SCENE WITH LIKE THE HOCKEY AT 261 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:36,896 FIRST? 262 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,862 THIS IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, KAYAKING 263 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,310 HIT THE SCENE ON THE WATER, AND 264 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,931 IN THE, LIKE, RIVERS, NATURE, 265 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:41,379 AND ALL THAT. 266 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:42,034 BUT WE'RE TAKING IT OUT OF 267 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,000 NATURE AND BRINGING IT TO THE 268 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,241 NATURE AND BRINGING IT TO THE CITY. 269 00:11:45,241 --> 00:12:10,517 CITY. 270 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,689 >> ONE DAY IT HIT ME, AND I WAS 271 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,310 LIKE ! 272 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,896 OOW, CRAP! 273 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:16,206 SO I KNOW THAT THERE'S A SUPER 274 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,275 SICK FOUNTAIN AROUND HERE 275 00:12:17,275 --> 00:12:17,793 SOMEWHERE, MAN. 276 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:18,724 WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT AND WE'RE 277 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:21,137 WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT AND WE'RE GOING TO KILL IT. 278 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:41,413 GOING TO KILL IT. 279 00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,689 >> URBAN KAYAKING! 280 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:44,344 WOO! 281 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,448 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF URBAN 282 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:46,379 KAYAKING? 283 00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,482 >> OH, GREAT. 284 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,965 >> NATURE SUCKS ANYWAYS. 285 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:49,724 IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT IN THE 286 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:50,620 CITY AND TAKE CARE OF SOME 287 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:51,620 SERIOUS BUSINESS. 288 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,413 I DON'T MEAN TO TOOT MY OWN 289 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,896 I DON'T MEAN TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, BUT BEEP-BEEP. 290 00:12:54,896 --> 00:13:04,413 HORN, BUT BEEP-BEEP. 291 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,413 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF URBAN 292 00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,068 KAYAKING? 293 00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:08,655 >> OH, WE'RE GOING TO CREATE OUR 294 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,482 OWN BRAND OF URBAN KAYAK THAT'S 295 00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:11,241 JUST GOING TO BE REALLY 296 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,965 CONDUCIVE TO THE SURROUNDING 297 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,068 URBAN NATURE OF THE--OUR SPORT. 298 00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,275 THE GREAT PART IS YOU DON'T NEED 299 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:16,620 WATER. 300 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:17,862 IT'S NICE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED 301 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:18,482 IT. 302 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,724 IT. >> UK! 303 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:32,137 >> UK! 304 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,137 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF URBAN 305 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:33,724 KAYAKING? 306 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,241 >> THAT'S GREAT. 307 00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,724 >> THAT'S GREAT. THAT LOOKS LIKE A RUSH. 308 00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:46,241 THAT LOOKS LIKE A RUSH. 309 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,793 >> MAN, I'M BEAT. 310 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,344 LONG DAY OF URBAN KAYAKING IN 311 00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:51,000 THE HOT SUN. 312 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,241 IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN 313 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,482 IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT. 314 00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:59,482 THAT. 315 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:00,931 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND 316 00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:03,137 THIS IS STEVE-O. 317 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,206 HE'S GETTING READY TO DO THE 318 00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:06,620 HE'S GETTING READY TO DO THE GOLDFISH TRICK. 319 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:23,413 GOLDFISH TRICK. 320 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,344 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY A 321 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,103 LITTLE BOXING? 322 00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,793 >> I'M NIGEL "THE UK HAMMER" 323 00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:28,241 HUDSON. 324 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,482 JOHNNY KNOXVILLE CHALLENGED ME 325 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:30,517 TO A FIGHT IN THE RING. 326 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,241 CRIPPLE OR NO CRIPPLE, HE'S 327 00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:32,931 GOING DOWN. 328 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,344 >> THIS ONE'S FOR THE STARS AND 329 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,586 >> THIS ONE'S FOR THE STARS AND BARS. 330 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:51,000 BARS. 331 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,172 BARS. >> OH! 332 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:57,241 >> OH! 333 00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,482 YOU EVER KILLED A GUY IN THE 334 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,827 RING? 335 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,551 AW--THAT'S GOOD. 336 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,482 YOU GOT ANY ADVICE FOR ME? 337 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:06,034 YOU GOT ANY ADVICE FOR ME? >> KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, BABY. 338 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:11,551 >> KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, BABY. 339 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:13,137 >> IN THE RED CORNER, WITH A 340 00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,344 RECORD OF 80 FIGHTS, KNOCKED OUT 341 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:18,517 65 TIMES, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 342 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,517 HIS OPPONENT, "THE UK HAMMER", 343 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:23,448 WITH A RECORD OF 2-0, NIGEL 344 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,758 HUDSON. 345 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,724 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND 346 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,172 I'M ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED OUT. 347 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,517 I'M ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED OUT. 348 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:40,000 OW! 349 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,931 OW! 350 00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:45,413 >> ALL RIGHT. 351 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,482 GO TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER. 352 00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:48,448 ONE... 353 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,689 ONE... TWO... 354 00:15:50,689 --> 00:16:00,241 TWO... 355 00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:02,931 UGH! 356 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:03,965 OW! 357 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,000 >> THAT'S IT. 358 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,034 >> OH! 359 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:15,931 OH! 360 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:16,931 HOW'D I DO? 361 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,586 >> WINNER BY KNOCKOUT, IN 3 362 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,689 SECONDS OF THE FIRST ROUND, 363 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,137 NIGEL "THE HAMMER" HUDSON. 364 00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,965 >> WOO! 365 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:28,275 >> THAT RAN MY RECORD TO 0-81 366 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:32,448 LIFETIME, WITH 66 KNOCKOUTS. 367 00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:33,827 ALL IN ALL, I THINK IT WAS A 368 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,068 ALL IN ALL, I THINK IT WAS A SUCCESS. 369 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:39,482 SUCCESS. 370 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,724 >> OW! 371 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:43,000 >> OW! 372 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,724 >> YOW! 373 00:16:52,724 --> 00:17:00,172 >> YOW! 374 00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:05,172 >> GO HOME! 375 00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:14,275 >> GO HOME! 376 00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:15,793 >> WHAT'S UP, CHICKS? 377 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:20,931 >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 378 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,000 >> YEAH! 379 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,344 >> YEAH! YEAH--HEH! 380 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:50,965 YEAH--HEH! 381 00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:53,241 YEAH--HEH! >> OH, NO. 382 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:56,103 >> OH, NO. 383 00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,413 >> OH, NO. 384 00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:01,965 >> IS THAT ENOUGH? 385 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:04,379 >> IS THAT ENOUGH? >> THAT'S TOO MUCH. 386 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:09,655 >> THAT'S TOO MUCH. 387 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,172 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND 388 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,344 THIS IS STEVE-O. 389 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,448 HE'S GETTING READY TO DO THE 390 00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,413 GOLDFISH TRICK. 391 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:17,448 NOW, NONE OF THESE FISH ARE 392 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:18,862 GOING TO BE HURT, ARE THEY? 393 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:19,551 >> NO. 394 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,827 I WANT TO SWALLOW THIS GOLDFISH 395 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:28,000 AND PUKE HIM INTO THE BOWL. 396 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,413 AND PUKE HIM INTO THE BOWL. OK, ARE WE READY? 397 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:35,620 OK, ARE WE READY? 398 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,896 OK, ARE WE READY? 399 00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,137 OH, GOD. 400 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,931 COME ON, BABY, YOU CAN MAKE IT. 401 00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,068 >> HE AIN'T COMING BACK... 402 00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,379 >> HE AIN'T COMING BACK... 403 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,103 >> COME ON, DUDE. 404 00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:26,413 >> COME ON, DUDE. 405 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:41,344 YEAH! 406 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:44,310 THAT IS MY BUDDY! 407 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,827 HEY, BUDDY. 408 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:47,827 HEY, BUDDY. 409 00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:51,724 HEY, MY MAN. 410 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,862 >> NO WAY. 411 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,034 >> HE LIVED, DUDE. 412 00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:54,965 >> HOLD ON, PUT HIM IN THE 413 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,620 FRESH WATER. 414 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,103 >> THAT'S MY BRO. 415 00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:00,068 THAT FISH IS BAD. 416 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,862 >> I THOUGHT WE HAD KILLED THE 417 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,793 GOLDFISH. 418 00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:04,068 >> I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. 419 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:04,793 >> OH, YEAH? 420 00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,275 >> THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'VE 421 00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:08,172 EVER EVEN TRIED IT, YEAH. 422 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:11,689 >> HEH HEH, I GOT ME A GOLDFISH. 423 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:14,000 >> ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE, SLEEPY. 424 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,448 >> ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE, SLEEPY. HEY, BE COOL, MAN. 425 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:25,413 HEY, BE COOL, MAN. 426 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,862 >> URBAN KAYAK, COMING THROUGH. 427 00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:29,000 URBAN KAYAK. 428 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,275 URBAN KAYAK. >> WHOO! 429 00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:34,689 >> WHOO! 430 00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:38,931 >> HE'S STILL GOING, TOO. 431 00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:39,448 >> YEAH! 432 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,482 >> WHOO-HOO-HOO! 433 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,793 >> WHOO-HOO-HOO! >> WHOO! 434 00:20:42,793 --> 00:21:27,310 >> WHOO! 435 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:27,931 >> 436 00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:28,793 DO YOU ALWAYS WALK AROUND WITH 437 00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:29,965 YOUR STANDING UP? 438 00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:31,586 >> OH, DUDE, I'M SORRY. 439 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:32,310 >> THAT GUY RIGHT THERE IS THE 440 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,034 BEST DAMN ROLLER SKATER THERE 441 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:33,965 EVER WAS, MAYBE IN THE WHOLE 442 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:34,137 TOWN.