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>> COME.

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COME, COME, COME, COME, COME.

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COME, COME, COME, COME, COME.
BOO.

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BOO.

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HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

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WELCOME TO "JACKASS".

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[ALLIGATOR GROWLS]

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[BEEP] THIS!

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[BEEP] THIS!
[LAUGHTER]

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[LAUGHTER]

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COME WASH MY BACK!

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RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO GO TALK

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TO THE SKUNK LADY.

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I PLAN ON GETTING SPRAYED HERE

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IN A LITTLE WHILE, AND I HAVE

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SOME QUESTIONS FOR HER.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPRAYED BY A

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SKUNK?

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>> NEVER.

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A FULL-ON SPRAY IS VERY

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NAUSEATING.

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OF COURSE, IT GOES AWAY.

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IT BURNS LIKE MACE.

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IT SMELLS.

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I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE

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NAUSEATING FOR EVERYBODY.

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>> AND IT'S ALL LOCATED AROUND

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THEIR HINDQUARTERS?

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>> IT'S IN THEIR ANUS.

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THERE'S TWO, LIKE, MARBLES.

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THEY CAN ACTUALLY GO...

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>> I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND I'M

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ABOUT TO GET SPRAYED BY A SKUNK.

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HELLO.

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HELLO, MR. SKUNK.

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HI, MR. SKUNK.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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COME HERE, SKUNK--

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[SQUIRTING]

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AH!

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WHOA-OW!

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OH!

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>> LET HIM OUT.

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>> WELL, DAMN IT, I'M TRYING TO.

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OK.

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[SQUIRTING]

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OW!

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HE [BEEP], DAMN IT!

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[SQUIRTING]

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AH, [BEEP]!

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DAMN IT!

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[SQUIRTING]

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AH, [BEEP]!

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DAMN IT!

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[SQUIRTING]

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OH, [BEEP]!

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OH, I CAN SMELL IT.

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SO THAT'S 5 SQUIRTS.

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HE'S GOT TO BE OUT AFTER THE

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NEXT ONE, RIGHT?

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>> YES.

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>> RICK, KEEP FILMING.

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>> RICK, KEEP FILMING.
[COUGHING]

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[COUGHING]

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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE FREE.

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[SQUIRTING]

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AH, HE DID IT AGAIN!

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OH, MY GOD.

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>> HOW DO YOU SMELL?

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>> WELL, LIKE A DAMN SKUNK.

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>> WELL, LIKE A DAMN SKUNK.
HOW DO YOU THINK I SMELL?

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HOW DO YOU THINK I SMELL?

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[GAGGING]

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>> I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE

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NEAR HIM.

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IT SMELLS TOO--WAY TOO BAD.

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>> CAN WJUST, LIKE, KEEP ONE

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OF THESE DOORS OPEN?

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OF THESE DOORS OPEN?
[GIGGLING AND INDISTINCT SPEECH]

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[GIGGLING AND INDISTINCT SPEECH]

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>> I JUST HAD A TOUGH DAY

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TODAY.

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>> LOOK, MAN...

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I GOT ELECTROCUTED, AND THEN I

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GOT SKUNK ALL OVER ME.

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LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL RIGHT?

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>> NOW YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH

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IN TOMATO JUICE TO GET THAT

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IN TOMATO JUICE TO GET THAT
SMELL OFF.

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SMELL OFF.

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SMELL OFF.
>> OH, OOW!

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>> OH, OOW!

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>> ALL RIGHT, TRIP, YOU FOLLOW

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BLIND GUY.

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YOU STAY ON THE CAR BANGING.

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>> YEP.

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>> AND YOU JUST STAY WITH BLIND

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GUY.

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YOU STAY WITH HIM ALL THE WAY

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OUT OF FRAME.

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BIKES UP HERE.

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>> WRITE "BIKE".

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CAN YOU DO THE CAR?

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>> OH, HERE'S THE CARS.

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HERE'S BLIND MAN'S CAR.

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HERE'S THE EXPEDITION.

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>> RIGHT MY NAME DOWN ON THERE.

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>> GETS IN HERE.

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BOM-BOM, BOM-BOM, BOM-BOM.

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OUT--

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>> CRASH.

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>> CRASH.

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I'M OVER HERE JUST GETTING THE

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CRASH AGAIN.

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THE BIKES COMING FROM...

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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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JUST--YOU WANT ME TO GET

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REACTIONS, THAT'S IT?

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>> I THINK WE SHOULD ALL FILM

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THE CRASH, THEN REACTIONS.

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>> RICK, YOU ARE...

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE WAS?

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YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE WAS?

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YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE WAS?
>> EXCUSE ME.

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>> EXCUSE ME.

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[CRASH]

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[CRASH]
[WOMAN GASPS]

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[WOMAN GASPS]

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[WOMAN GASPS]

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[WOMAN GASPS]
>> IS THAT YOUR CAR OVER THERE?

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>> IS THAT YOUR CAR OVER THERE?

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>> WHOA, WHOA!

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>> OW--GOD!

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OUCH!

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>> OH, GOD!

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HE JUST HIT HIM!

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>> V-C-C-6-7-8.

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THAT GUY'S LIKE...

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[SHOUTING]

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[CAMERAMAN GIGGLING]

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>> I'M CALLING 911.

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>> HE WAS STOPPED...

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>> THERE'S A BLIND GUY IN THE

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>> THERE'S A BLIND GUY IN THE
CAR.

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CAR.

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CAR.
[SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMING]

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>> I'M BAM MARGERA, AND I FEEL

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LIKE KICKING MY DAD'S ASS ALL

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LIKE KICKING MY DAD'S ASS ALL
DAY TODAY.

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DAY TODAY.

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>> HUH?

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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>> WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> COME ON, BAM.

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I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, JERK OFF!

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STOP IT!

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COME ON, I GOTTA DO A LOT OF

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WORK ONE TIME.

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WILL YOU STOP?

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STOP IT!

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STOP IT!
HEY, YOU HIT ME IN THE NUTS!

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HEY, YOU HIT ME IN THE NUTS!

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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

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COME ON, BAM.

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YOU KNOW MY SHOULDER'S SORE.

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JUST STOP.

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IT'S ENOUGH.

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BO, DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

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HOW COME YOU HUNG UP?

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STOP, BAM!

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I'M ON THE PHONE.

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STOP IT!

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I'M ABOUT TO KICK THE CAMERA OUT

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OF HIS HAND.

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HOW DOES HE LIKE THAT?

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BYE-BYE, CAMERA!

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WOO-HOO!

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WOO-HOO!
[DOG BARKING]

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[DOG BARKING]

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>> ♪ OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADAH DEE

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IF YOU ARE WISE

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IF YOU ARE WISE
YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME ♪

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YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME ♪

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>> I'M RYAN DUNN.

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I'M ABOUT TO HIT SOME HAGGARD

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I'M ABOUT TO HIT SOME HAGGARD
BACKWOODS CRAP.

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BACKWOODS CRAP.

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BACKWOODS CRAP.
[BRAKES SQUEALING]

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[BRAKES SQUEALING]

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[BRAKES SQUEALING]
I HIT MY NUTS!

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I HIT MY NUTS!

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>> ♪ OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADEE DOO

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I'VE GOT A PERFECT

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PUZZLE FOR YOU

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OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADAH DEE

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IF YOU ARE WISE

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YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME

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OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADEE DOO

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I'VE GOT A PERFECT

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PUZZLE FOR YOU

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OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADAH DEE

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IF YOU ARE WISE

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YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME ♪

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>> ♪ WHAT DO YOU GET

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WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS? ♪

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>> ♪ EATING AS MUCH AS AN

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ELEPHANT EATS ♪

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>> ♪ WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING

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TERRIBLY FAT? ♪

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>> ♪ WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL

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COME

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OF

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THAT? ♪

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>> ♪ I DON'T LIKE THE

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LOOK OF IT ♪

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>> ♪ OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADEE DOO

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I'VE GOT A PERFECT

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PUZZLE FOR YOU

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OOMPA LOOMPA

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DOOMPADAH DEE

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IF YOU ARE WISE

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YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME ♪

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>> THANKS, BUDDY.

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>> MY NAME IS RICHARD.

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>> RICHARD?

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>> ♪ IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY

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YOU WILL GO FAR

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YOU WILL LIVE IN

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HAPPINESS, TOO

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LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA

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LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA
DOOMPADEE DO ♪

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DOOMPADEE DO ♪

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DOOMPADEE DO ♪
>> ♪ DOOMPADEE DO

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>> ♪ DOOMPADEE DO

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>> ♪ DOOMPADEE DO
>> WE GOING?

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>> WE GOING?

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CAN I JUMP IN WITH YOU GUYS?

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COME ON, BITCH.

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>> ♪ I'M SO EXCITED

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AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪

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>> ♪ I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL

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AND I THINK I LIKE IT ♪

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>> LOOK, HE JUST TOUCHED IT.

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>> ♪ I'M SO EXCITED

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AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

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AND I KNOW

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I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW

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I KNOW, I WANT YOU ♪

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>> YEAH, I'M A REAL BONEHEAD

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>> YEAH, I'M A REAL BONEHEAD
WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS.

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WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS.

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>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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TAKE IT EASY, MY FRIEND.

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>> NO, I'M JUST LOOKING--

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>> NO, NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, TAKE

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IT EASY.

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>> WHAT?

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YEAH, I'M TRYING TO FIND A

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YEAH, I'M TRYING TO FIND A
GUITAR THAT STEVE VAI PLAYED.

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GUITAR THAT STEVE VAI PLAYED.

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>> YEAH, I CAN'T HAVE IT THAT

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LOUD AGAIN.

272
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LOUD AGAIN.
>> OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.

273
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>> OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.

274
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>> ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME BURNING UP

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>> ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME BURNING UP
[LAUGHTER]

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[LAUGHTER]

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♪ I THINK YOU GET TO ME

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I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT UP ♪

279
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>> NICE GYM TO GET A PUMP IN.

280
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>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

281
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>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL BUST THIS

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OUT.

283
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>> ♪ I'M SO EXCITED

284
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>> OH, THIS IS HARD.

285
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>> ♪ I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

286
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>> BOW THAT BACK.

287
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>> ♪ I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL

288
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AND I THINK I LIKE IT ♪

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>> GET IT UP.

290
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>> WHERE DO YOU GET SODAS

291
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AROUND--OH, SHOOT!

292
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>> NO PROBLEM.

293
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SODAS?

294
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>> DO YOU HAVE THIS SHOE IN 11?

295
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>> YEAH.

296
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>> I CAN ALMOST PULL THESE OFF

297
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WITH SHORTS, HUH?

298
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>> YOU CAN DO IT.

299
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>> ♪ I'M SO EXCITED

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>> ♪ WHAT YOU DO TO ME

301
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>> ♪ OO, BOY

302
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>> ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME BURNING UP

303
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>> ♪ BURNING UP

304
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HEY, HEY

305
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I THINK I LIKE IT

306
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I'M SO EXCITED ♪

307
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>> ♪ I THINK YOU GET TO ME

308
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>> ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME

309
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>> ♪ I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT UP

310
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>> KEYAH!

311
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YAH-HA!

312
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YAH!

313
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WHOO!

314
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YAH!

315
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>> ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME BURNING UP

316
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>> ♪ BURNING UP

317
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>> DO YOU ALWAYS WALK AROUND

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WITH YOUR [BEEP] STANDING UP?

319
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>> OH, DUDE, I'M SORRY.

320
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>> URBAN KAYAKING--IT'S A NEW

321
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SPORT.

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IT'S TAKING OVER.

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IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

324
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IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW LIKE,

325
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ROLLERBLADING FIRST HIT THE

326
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SCENE WITH LIKE THE HOCKEY AT

327
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FIRST?

328
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THIS IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, KAYAKING

329
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HIT THE SCENE ON THE WATER, AND

330
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IN THE, LIKE, RIVERS, NATURE,

331
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AND ALL THAT.

332
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BUT WE'RE TAKING IT OUT OF

333
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NATURE AND BRINGING IT TO THE

334
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NATURE AND BRINGING IT TO THE
CITY.

335
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CITY.

336
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>> ONE DAY IT HIT ME, AND I WAS

337
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LIKE [BEEP]!

338
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OOW, CRAP!

339
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SO I KNOW THAT THERE'S A SUPER

340
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SICK FOUNTAIN AROUND HERE

341
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SOMEWHERE, MAN.

342
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WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT AND WE'RE

343
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WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT AND WE'RE
GOING TO KILL IT.

344
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:41,413
GOING TO KILL IT.

345
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,689
>> URBAN KAYAKING!

346
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:44,344
WOO!

347
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,448
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF URBAN

348
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:46,379
KAYAKING?

349
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,482
>> OH, GREAT.

350
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,965
>> NATURE SUCKS ANYWAYS.

351
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:49,724
IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT IN THE

352
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CITY AND TAKE CARE OF SOME

353
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SERIOUS BUSINESS.

354
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I DON'T MEAN TO TOOT MY OWN

355
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I DON'T MEAN TO TOOT MY OWN
HORN, BUT BEEP-BEEP.

356
00:12:54,896 --> 00:13:04,413
HORN, BUT BEEP-BEEP.

357
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,413
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF URBAN

358
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,068
KAYAKING?

359
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,793
[GIGGLING]

360
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:08,655
>> OH, WE'RE GOING TO CREATE OUR

361
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,482
OWN BRAND OF URBAN KAYAK THAT'S

362
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:11,241
JUST GOING TO BE REALLY

363
00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,965
CONDUCIVE TO THE SURROUNDING

364
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URBAN NATURE OF THE--OUR SPORT.

365
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THE GREAT PART IS YOU DON'T NEED

366
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WATER.

367
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:17,862
IT'S NICE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED

368
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:18,482
IT.

369
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,724
IT.
>> UK!

370
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:32,137
>> UK!

371
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,137
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF URBAN

372
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:33,724
KAYAKING?

373
00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,241
>> THAT'S GREAT.

374
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,724
>> THAT'S GREAT.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A RUSH.

375
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:46,241
THAT LOOKS LIKE A RUSH.

376
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,793
>> MAN, I'M BEAT.

377
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,344
LONG DAY OF URBAN KAYAKING IN

378
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THE HOT SUN.

379
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,241
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN

380
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IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN
THAT.

381
00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:59,482
THAT.

382
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:00,931
>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND

383
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THIS IS STEVE-O.

384
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,206
HE'S GETTING READY TO DO THE

385
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:06,620
HE'S GETTING READY TO DO THE
GOLDFISH TRICK.

386
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:23,413
GOLDFISH TRICK.

387
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,344
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY A

388
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,103
LITTLE BOXING?

389
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,793
>> I'M NIGEL "THE UK HAMMER"

390
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:28,241
HUDSON.

391
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,482
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE CHALLENGED ME

392
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:30,517
TO A FIGHT IN THE RING.

393
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,241
CRIPPLE OR NO CRIPPLE, HE'S

394
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:32,931
GOING DOWN.

395
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,344
>> THIS ONE'S FOR THE STARS AND

396
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,586
>> THIS ONE'S FOR THE STARS AND
BARS.

397
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:51,000
BARS.

398
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,172
BARS.
>> OH!

399
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:57,241
>> OH!

400
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,482
YOU EVER KILLED A GUY IN THE

401
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,827
RING?

402
00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,551
AW--THAT'S GOOD.

403
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,482
YOU GOT ANY ADVICE FOR ME?

404
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:06,034
YOU GOT ANY ADVICE FOR ME?
>> KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, BABY.

405
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:11,551
>> KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, BABY.

406
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:13,137
>> IN THE RED CORNER, WITH A

407
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,344
RECORD OF 80 FIGHTS, KNOCKED OUT

408
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:18,517
65 TIMES, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

409
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,517
HIS OPPONENT, "THE UK HAMMER",

410
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:23,448
WITH A RECORD OF 2-0, NIGEL

411
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,758
HUDSON.

412
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,724
>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND

413
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,172
I'M ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED OUT.

414
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,517
I'M ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED OUT.
[BELL RINGS]

415
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:36,965
[BELL RINGS]

416
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:40,000
OW!

417
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,931
OW!

418
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:45,413
>> ALL RIGHT.

419
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,482
GO TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER.

420
00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:48,448
ONE...

421
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,689
ONE...
TWO...

422
00:15:50,689 --> 00:16:00,241
TWO...

423
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:02,931
UGH!

424
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:03,965
OW!

425
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,896
[COUGHING]

426
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,620
[BELL RINGING]

427
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,000
>> THAT'S IT.

428
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,034
>> OH!

429
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:15,931
OH!

430
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:16,931
HOW'D I DO?

431
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,586
>> WINNER BY KNOCKOUT, IN 3

432
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,689
SECONDS OF THE FIRST ROUND,

433
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,137
NIGEL "THE HAMMER" HUDSON.

434
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,965
>> WOO!

435
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:28,275
>> THAT RAN MY RECORD TO 0-81

436
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:32,448
LIFETIME, WITH 66 KNOCKOUTS.

437
00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:33,827
ALL IN ALL, I THINK IT WAS A

438
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,068
ALL IN ALL, I THINK IT WAS A
SUCCESS.

439
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:39,482
SUCCESS.

440
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,724
>> OW!

441
00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:43,000
>> OW!
[LAUGHTER]

442
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:50,448
[LAUGHTER]

443
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,724
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOW!

444
00:16:52,724 --> 00:17:00,172
>> YOW!

445
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,827
[BOOING AND JEERING]

446
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:05,172
[BOOING AND JEERING]
>> GO HOME!

447
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:14,275
>> GO HOME!

448
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:15,793
>> WHAT'S UP, CHICKS?

449
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:20,931
>> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

450
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,000
>> YEAH!

451
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,344
>> YEAH!
YEAH--HEH!

452
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:50,965
YEAH--HEH!

453
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:53,241
YEAH--HEH!
>> OH, NO.

454
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:56,103
>> OH, NO.

455
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,413
>> OH, NO.
[SNICKERING]

456
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:01,034
[SNICKERING]

457
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:01,965
>> IS THAT ENOUGH?

458
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:04,379
>> IS THAT ENOUGH?
>> THAT'S TOO MUCH.

459
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:09,655
>> THAT'S TOO MUCH.

460
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,172
>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND

461
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,344
THIS IS STEVE-O.

462
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,448
HE'S GETTING READY TO DO THE

463
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,413
GOLDFISH TRICK.

464
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:17,448
NOW, NONE OF THESE FISH ARE

465
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:18,862
GOING TO BE HURT, ARE THEY?

466
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:19,551
>> NO.

467
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,827
I WANT TO SWALLOW THIS GOLDFISH

468
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:28,000
AND PUKE HIM INTO THE BOWL.

469
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,413
AND PUKE HIM INTO THE BOWL.
OK, ARE WE READY?

470
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:35,620
OK, ARE WE READY?

471
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,896
OK, ARE WE READY?
[GAGGING]

472
00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:57,827
[GAGGING]

473
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,137
OH, GOD.

474
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,931
COME ON, BABY, YOU CAN MAKE IT.

475
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:05,551
[LAUGHTER]

476
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,068
>> HE AIN'T COMING BACK...

477
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,379
>> HE AIN'T COMING BACK...
[GAGGING]

478
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:21,344
[GAGGING]

479
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,103
>> COME ON, DUDE.

480
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:26,413
>> COME ON, DUDE.
[GAGGING]

481
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:37,827
[GAGGING]

482
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:41,344
YEAH!

483
00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:44,310
THAT IS MY BUDDY!

484
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,827
HEY, BUDDY.

485
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:47,827
HEY, BUDDY.

486
00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:51,724
HEY, MY MAN.

487
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,862
>> NO WAY.

488
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,034
>> HE LIVED, DUDE.

489
00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:54,965
>> HOLD ON, PUT HIM IN THE

490
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,620
FRESH WATER.

491
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,103
>> THAT'S MY BRO.

492
00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:00,068
THAT [BEEP] FISH IS BAD.

493
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,862
>> I THOUGHT WE HAD KILLED THE

494
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,793
GOLDFISH.

495
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:04,068
>> I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE.

496
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:04,793
>> OH, YEAH?

497
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,275
>> THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'VE

498
00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:08,172
EVER EVEN TRIED IT, YEAH.

499
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:11,689
>> HEH HEH, I GOT ME A GOLDFISH.

500
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:14,000
>> ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE, SLEEPY.

501
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,448
>> ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE, SLEEPY.
HEY, BE COOL, MAN.

502
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:25,413
HEY, BE COOL, MAN.

503
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,862
>> URBAN KAYAK, COMING THROUGH.

504
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:29,000
URBAN KAYAK.

505
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,275
URBAN KAYAK.
>> WHOO!

506
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:34,689
>> WHOO!

507
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:38,931
>> HE'S STILL GOING, TOO.

508
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:39,448
>> YEAH!

509
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,482
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

510
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,793
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
>> WHOO!

511
00:20:42,793 --> 00:21:27,310
>> WHOO!

512
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:27,931
>> [BEEP]

513
00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:28,793
DO YOU ALWAYS WALK AROUND WITH

514
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:29,965
YOUR [BEEP] STANDING UP?

515
00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:31,586
>> OH, DUDE, I'M SORRY.

516
00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:32,310
>> THAT GUY RIGHT THERE IS THE

517
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,034
BEST DAMN ROLLER SKATER THERE

518
00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:33,965
EVER WAS, MAYBE IN THE WHOLE

519
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:34,137
TOWN.