1 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,620 Hi, my name's Johnny Knoxville. What is it? 2 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:25,448 -Hi, my name's... -What is it? 3 00:00:27,379 --> 00:00:29,620 Hi, I... 4 00:00:29,689 --> 00:00:32,862 Hi, my name is Johnny. Welcome to Jackass. 5 00:00:32,931 --> 00:00:35,551 Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville from Jackass. 6 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:05,000 Come wash my back! Here, wash my back! 7 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:09,758 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I have gas. 8 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:11,931 I'm gonna go to yoga class. 9 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:19,689 So, at this moment, all that there is to do 10 00:01:19,758 --> 00:01:21,448 in this yoga cycle at this moment 11 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:24,724 is just to breathe through the nose, 12 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:28,379 take a big breath in and out through the nose. 13 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:31,172 When you exhale, there's a feeling of letting go here, 14 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:33,689 letting go... 15 00:01:33,758 --> 00:01:35,068 Look up at your right hand. 16 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,793 We're gonna grab our left foot behind 17 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:38,793 and lift it up. 18 00:01:50,103 --> 00:01:51,896 If it feels uncomfortable, stay off of that point. 19 00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:53,448 -Just go to the point 20 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:54,965 it feels good. 21 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:56,034 And everyone breathe. 22 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:58,413 We take a big breath in. 23 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:01,793 And on the exhale, just release and relax. 24 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:07,413 Gently like you're on fire 25 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:08,586 and a thousand muscles are working 26 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:10,172 and you have to use it alone. 27 00:02:25,068 --> 00:02:26,517 -Your energy... 28 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:30,655 Drop the head totally, 29 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:32,275 keep your butt way up in the sky. 30 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,310 Breathe through the nose. Let's hear. 31 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,896 Going counterclockwise first facilitates the digestion. 32 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:49,103 Ooh. 33 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,448 Shut up. 34 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:54,413 Rock and roll, rock forward and back. 35 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,517 -Tighten the thighs. 36 00:03:03,586 --> 00:03:05,137 Tighten them up. 37 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:15,275 -Here we go. 38 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:21,172 It's a natural occurring thing... 39 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:24,965 Just let it go. 40 00:03:30,172 --> 00:03:31,793 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville 41 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:34,413 and we're in Hollywood, Florida where today, kids, 42 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,413 Mr. Chris Pontius is gonna get in the pit 43 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:37,862 and wrestle with some alligators. 44 00:03:37,931 --> 00:03:40,758 How many people has he bitten? 45 00:03:40,827 --> 00:03:42,000 Everyone except me, I think. 46 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:44,724 I'm dead, man. 47 00:03:44,793 --> 00:03:46,034 -Tape it up. 48 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:47,793 Let me get used to it, see how it feels. 49 00:03:51,896 --> 00:03:54,413 He's in a world of trouble when they pull the tape off. 50 00:03:59,241 --> 00:04:01,793 What do you think Pontius's chances are of getting bit? 51 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:03,448 40% thumb. 52 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:05,413 60% in the... 53 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:08,000 Just jab him, right? 54 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,448 Come on, you big ol' sissy. 55 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,034 -Come on, you big ol' baby. -You big ol' baby. 56 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:21,172 Get the gator's garbage on film. 57 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:25,551 I don't think there's a very good chance I'll live, 58 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:26,689 tell you the truth. 59 00:04:26,758 --> 00:04:29,068 I lack the confidence, 60 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:33,206 skill, the listening, um... 61 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:35,448 ability. 62 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,310 They're gonna probably have to jump in and save me. 63 00:04:37,379 --> 00:04:41,241 I-I-I put up my own money against myself at this point. 64 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:44,482 There's no such thing as a pretty good alligator wrestler. 65 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:50,379 Well, I've been wrestling for almost an hour now. 66 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:23,000 At any point, did you become aroused? 67 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:25,172 Yeah. I'm not into bestiality, 68 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,000 but that's a good-looking animal. 69 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:33,068 -How you getting into that? -Up those stairs. 70 00:06:33,137 --> 00:06:34,413 Following it around to the front. 71 00:06:34,482 --> 00:06:36,965 And then there's this trash can I'll go into. 72 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:40,310 It's gonna look like a murder scene, dude. 73 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,655 Oh, my God! 74 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:59,172 Stay down. Stay down. 75 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:07,103 Hey, stop that guy! 76 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:11,862 I got out. I left the door open. 77 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:16,448 Don't touch me, I'm... 78 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,103 Don't touch me! 79 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,310 -Get down. -What you doing down here? 80 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:32,965 I can't believe you came walking through here. 81 00:07:33,034 --> 00:07:35,068 Yeah, I saw the cops and I just U-turned. 82 00:07:35,137 --> 00:07:37,620 Oh, , they're dealing with a over there. 83 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:42,655 Got... right here. 84 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:43,724 You're taping that to my leg? 85 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,793 Be a soldier, Preston! 86 00:07:45,862 --> 00:07:47,413 Be a soldier, Preston. 87 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:50,034 Be a soldier. 88 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,965 Yeah, when you're ripping this off and ass hairs coming, 89 00:07:52,034 --> 00:07:53,517 -you won't be laughing so hard. 90 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:55,379 . 91 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:02,793 How's it going, guys? 92 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,172 Not too bad. Yourself? 93 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:05,448 Excited. 94 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:07,206 -Excited, huh? -Yeah. 95 00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:09,724 -Well, you beat my... -Yeah, hell yeah. 96 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,586 Hello. 97 00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:13,137 You know where a bathroom is around here? 98 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:15,241 Yeah, yeah, go, make a left right here 99 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:16,620 and then you're gonna go down 100 00:08:16,689 --> 00:08:18,620 and you're gonna see a door, okay? 101 00:08:18,689 --> 00:08:20,310 I'll wait, I'll wait. 102 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:21,655 I don't wanna-- I don't wanna miss the show. 103 00:08:21,724 --> 00:08:23,034 I'm real excited. 104 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,896 There's plenty of time. 105 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:27,034 Thank you. 106 00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:29,862 So where was that bathroom? Where was that bathroom? 107 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:31,482 Hey, where was that bathroom at? 108 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:34,103 Yeah, make a left, make a left... 109 00:08:34,172 --> 00:08:35,413 -Oh, . 110 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,206 Oh, no. 111 00:08:39,827 --> 00:08:41,413 Oh, . 112 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:42,551 All right. 113 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:43,724 Dude, they're not gonna let me go in. 114 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:45,758 -Oh, no... -. 115 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,000 Dude, dude. 116 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,068 Yeah, don't even worry about it. 117 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:50,586 Dude, no! 118 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,206 Don't worry about it, man. 119 00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:56,103 God, why?! 120 00:08:57,689 --> 00:09:00,517 Oh, , no. 121 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:05,517 -Get that on tape, man? -No, what happened? 122 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,655 -You didn't get that on tape? -No. 123 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:11,517 I think the guy just pissed his pants. 124 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:15,482 Then he starts grabbing the tree, like oh, my God. 125 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:17,275 He's like, no, no, no! 126 00:09:17,344 --> 00:09:18,620 Like what was his problem, dude? 127 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,758 He was really upset or was he just screwing around? 128 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,241 -I didn't... -He peed his... 129 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:26,000 Oh, he really did. 130 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,689 Are you sure you didn't get any of this? 131 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:31,896 -His pants is like soaked. 132 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:33,310 It's all yellow, look. 133 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:34,620 Get it on tape. 134 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:37,896 -Oh. Oh, my God! -Please. 135 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:42,172 Sir, can I have you step off the property? 136 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:44,758 Come with me. 137 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:47,000 Come on, guys, I just want to see the magic show. 138 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:50,310 Hi, I'm Danger Ehren. 139 00:09:50,379 --> 00:09:52,310 And this is Extreme Scootin'. 140 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,724 This is Mike, our alligator wrangler. 141 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:16,275 How y'all doing out there? 142 00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:17,551 You gonna be with us today. 143 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,068 We're gonna take this dead alligator 144 00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:21,586 and go have some fun with it. 145 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,689 Did it die from natural causes or...? 146 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,172 That's good. 147 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:28,241 So buy another alligator. It's natural as it gets. 148 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:32,000 Notice the lifelike movement of the tail. 149 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:33,379 Let's go do it. 150 00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:59,034 -I know. 151 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,482 Why don't you take a picture of it? 152 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,379 Excuse me. Watch out, sir. 153 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,172 Watch out. 154 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,896 Watch out. Watch out. 155 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,206 You wanna pet it? Here, pet it, pet it, pet it! 156 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:18,517 Pet it! Pet it! 157 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,793 He's gonna hit me with the chair. 158 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:27,620 Do what? 159 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,896 You can pet it. 160 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:32,137 You wanna pet it? Here, you try it. 161 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,448 You guys may want to step back just a hair. 162 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:39,689 It's asleep. You guys can pet it if you want. 163 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,000 -No, no, no. -No? 164 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,068 . 165 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,068 -You wanna pet it? -. 166 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,241 You can touch it. 167 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:58,206 -Gotcha! -Ahh! 168 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,482 Ma'am? 169 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:02,172 You wanna pet it? You sure? 170 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:04,275 It's asleep. It's in a sleep state. 171 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,482 All right. 172 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:10,000 Oh, God! Oh, God! 173 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,241 You wanna pet it? 174 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,379 -Here. Pet it. 175 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,172 Here. You guys wanna pet it? 176 00:12:26,103 --> 00:12:28,034 -Can you guys resurrect it? -Yeah. 177 00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:30,172 Hey, Jaime, they're gonna resurrect it? 178 00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:32,896 They're gonna perform a resurrection. 179 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:35,241 -In Jesus' name. 180 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:43,448 Ugh! 181 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:03,896 I'm okay. I'm okay. 182 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,103 Safety first. 183 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,931 What do you gotta for us today? 184 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:12,862 I'm Danger... boys. 185 00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,379 I'm Danger. 186 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,241 Oh, my God. 187 00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,724 Come on, man. 188 00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,551 I can't wreck like that too many more times. 189 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,413 -That one jacked me up. -Okay. 190 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,620 You're just being dramatic now. 191 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:51,965 Get up, do it again! 192 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,344 You can totally make it. 193 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,068 You just gotta lean back a little bit. 194 00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:57,068 Suck it up, dude. 195 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,206 Whoo! 196 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,344 Ohh! 197 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:05,965 Whoo. 198 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,137 Yeah! 199 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,482 Dude, you've got it! 200 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:11,689 One more! 201 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,413 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 202 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:29,758 -Whoa. 203 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,103 . 204 00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:48,551 Handsome Jack Heart-Throb. 205 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,241 He's our corpse for the day. 206 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,275 We have a hearse, a casket, we're gonna run around 207 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:55,931 and have some fun with a body in a casket. 208 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,655 -Are you claustrophobic? -Yeah. 209 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,137 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 210 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:28,103 -Oh, . 211 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:29,689 Oh! 212 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,379 Oh, . 213 00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:34,827 What the are they doing? 214 00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:36,103 I don't know. 215 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,413 -See the guy? -Yeah! 216 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,000 The white guy with the ponytail. 217 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,586 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 218 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,793 Whoa! Oh, . 219 00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,689 Oh, . 220 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:07,482 -Whoa! Oh! 221 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,000 Ohh! 222 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,620 Ugh. 223 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,689 Ohh... 224 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,000 Ugh, whoa! 225 00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:48,137 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 226 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,482 -Whoa. 227 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,724 Sean. 228 00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:59,827 -Whoa. 229 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 . 230 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,241 Dude, we're in a bad way. Can you...? 231 00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:23,689 Oh, . 232 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,103 Whoa, whoa. Oh, ooh, that's not good. 233 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:31,620 Ugh. 234 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,655 Oh, . Thank you. 235 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,586 -You're welcome. -Oh... 236 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,586 We got it. 237 00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:11,448 You idiot! 238 00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:14,482 You got... 239 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,655 You don't matter! 240 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:19,206 In fact, in about 20 seconds, you're not even gonna be matter. 241 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,275 . . 242 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,551 Do you know of any little markets around? 243 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,275 Markets? What kinds of markets? 244 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,482 Right here, down to La Cienega. 245 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,310 Do I make a left or right at La Cienega? 246 00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:45,586 -Let's see, you make a left. 247 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,482 What are you doing? 248 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,482 Go away. 249 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:02,655 -What happened? -I don't know. 250 00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,551 He told me to go away. 251 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,172 He looked like laying farts. 252 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:08,137 -He what? 253 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,275 Hello, I'm eating. 254 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:12,793 That's rude. 255 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,586 Hi, my name's Santa Claus and I'm about to get a colonic. 256 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:21,689 We are going to put a speculum into your rectum here. 257 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:25,793 Ho, holy . Ahh! 258 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:29,655 Is Jaime inside the cage? 259 00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,586 Oh, he's getting ready to do it. 260 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,620 Grab him, grab him! 261 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,206 -Whoo! 262 00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,689 Look out, Jaime! 263 00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,379 Say Jackass. 264 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,689 -Jackass. -Jackass 265 00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,413 Jackass. Jackass. 266 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,655 Jackass. 267 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,689 Okay, we're outta here. Shut off the cameras. 268 00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:56,482 I guess he's not gonna say it, guys. 269 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:57,862 Yeah, he's not gonna say it. 270 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,551 He's not gonna say Jackass. 271 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,068 . 272 00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:25,448 Jackass. 273 00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:28,793 off! 274 00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,586 -Jackass. -Did he say, "off"? 275 00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:33,482 -off! -Don't tell me to off. 276 00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:34,517 Say Jackass.