1 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:23,103 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 2 00:00:23,172 --> 00:00:25,275 Oh! You spit on me. 3 00:00:25,344 --> 00:00:28,206 ♪♪ 4 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:33,103 ♪♪ 5 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:35,827 [cow moos] 6 00:00:49,344 --> 00:00:51,172 Whoa! 7 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,068 [man] Where you wanna kick Johnny Knoxville at? 8 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,586 I'm gonna kick him right between the legs. 9 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:02,655 Oh. I want you to go very gentle. 10 00:01:02,724 --> 00:01:05,241 [chatter] 11 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:06,448 You guys will go one after another. 12 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:09,517 Just step forward and one kick. Boom, boom. 13 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:12,413 Right in the cup. And then the next person goes. 14 00:01:12,482 --> 00:01:14,965 -One kick. -A bad guy, you gotta kick 15 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,896 him hard, remember self-defense. 16 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:20,379 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test. 17 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,965 Ahh! Ohh! 18 00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:24,413 [grunting continues throughout] 19 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:35,000 Kids kicking me in the groin, that was one of the worst pains. 20 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:38,758 Because they could get between the nether region, 21 00:01:38,827 --> 00:01:41,206 and you get it right in the perineum. 22 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,448 -Yeah. -The coronal ridge. 23 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:45,517 -Like right here? -Ow! 24 00:01:45,586 --> 00:01:48,379 [laughing] 25 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:55,482 [man] Don't turn it up higher. 26 00:01:55,551 --> 00:01:58,068 No, it's all the way up. 27 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:01,034 Oh! Oh! 28 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:03,896 Ow! Ow! 29 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:07,275 Oh! Oh! 30 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,551 [coughing] 31 00:02:11,482 --> 00:02:13,379 Dude, you don't have to swing that hard. 32 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:15,793 Wait, I gotta get everything in there. 33 00:02:15,862 --> 00:02:17,482 I don't want anything sneaking out the side 34 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:18,689 and getting pinched. 35 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,448 Ah! Aw! 36 00:02:28,172 --> 00:02:30,172 Aw! 37 00:02:30,241 --> 00:02:32,379 If you miss again, I'm throwing it back to you.. 38 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:35,655 Ow! You got it! Son of a bitch! 39 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:37,103 [laughing] 40 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:38,620 When you follow through follow through 41 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:41,172 with the head towards my crotch. 42 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:43,655 [painful grunt] 43 00:02:43,724 --> 00:02:45,827 [man] That worked. 44 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:48,758 Does it work? 45 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:52,793 The last one. 46 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:54,827 But you gotta be, not be such a [bleep] girl 47 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:56,586 and... and hit it. 48 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:58,793 Ahh! Oh! 49 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:04,689 Here we go. 50 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,103 [man] Ooh, boy. 51 00:03:10,206 --> 00:03:12,379 Higher. Are you ready? 52 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:15,551 [grunts] 53 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:20,482 What happened? 54 00:03:20,551 --> 00:03:21,965 Higher, do it higher. 55 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,172 That's got bad news written all over it. 56 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,862 Dude, that's bad. That's bad. 57 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,724 Oh, not a chance. 58 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,206 -Here it comes. -No! Ahh! 59 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,551 [coughing] 60 00:03:41,827 --> 00:03:42,827 [loud shot] 61 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:45,241 -Great shot. -Best shot ever. 62 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,344 Get in there. 63 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:51,310 Please, no, no, you gotta not hit me in the leg. 64 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:56,068 Is that it? Ahh! 65 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,310 That's it. [laughing] 66 00:03:58,379 --> 00:03:59,896 [loud shot] Ah-ha! Ah-ha! 67 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:02,241 Ow! Okay, okay, ow! 68 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,724 [man] One more, one more. 69 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:05,379 -No, that's it. -One more, one more. 70 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:07,034 -Ow. -Get him in the butt. 71 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:09,413 No, no, hit Mike. Mike's never been hit. 72 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,379 Mike's never been hit. 73 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:12,379 [shot fires] 74 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:14,068 [footsteps running] 75 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:15,724 It's a pretty dead-on hit. 76 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:19,827 Most of my, uh, package is in this region. 77 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:23,413 Now is the [bleep] paintball at the bottom. 78 00:04:23,482 --> 00:04:25,482 -Is that blood? -Yeah, it breaks the skin. 79 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,931 What are you gonna do with that? 80 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,448 I'm gonna drop it on his nuts. 81 00:04:34,068 --> 00:04:35,310 -Nice. -Good 82 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:36,655 Good job, man. 83 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:38,793 That's what my garbage is gonna do when it hits it. 84 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:46,310 [man] Back out in two. 85 00:04:46,379 --> 00:04:48,000 Tell me if it's choking you. 86 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:53,689 [man laughs] 87 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:54,965 [man] Here it comes. 88 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:59,413 Sorry. 89 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:03,172 You missed. [laughter] 90 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:05,000 Look out, look out, look out. 91 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,793 Oh! 92 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:10,931 [laughing, bleep] 93 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,931 [laughing continues] 94 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:17,620 Look where it hit me. 95 00:05:17,689 --> 00:05:19,586 -Oh! -Broke the skin. 96 00:05:19,655 --> 00:05:21,689 He threw the ball up and it came back down 97 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:22,896 and hit my leg. 98 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:27,655 Here it comes. 99 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:31,724 [screaming, laughter] 100 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:36,862 [laughter continues] 101 00:05:51,344 --> 00:05:52,586 [laughter] 102 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:55,310 I'm okay! 103 00:06:00,379 --> 00:06:02,034 I'm Brandon. Yes, ma'am. 104 00:06:02,103 --> 00:06:04,344 We're gonna have ourselves a little cockfight 105 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:05,517 out on the ice. 106 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:10,000 ♪♪ 107 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:18,862 Yo, yo! 108 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:21,413 Why don't you get back here, you little... ass bitch? 109 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,896 Get your ass over here. 110 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:33,620 ♪♪ 111 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:35,758 [cheering] 112 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:38,586 [indistinct shouting] 113 00:06:41,344 --> 00:06:45,275 [shouting continues] 114 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:47,793 [indistinct shouting] ...you little [bleep]. 115 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:50,068 You want some more, rookie? Come on, bring it in here! 116 00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:51,758 Bring it on! 117 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,931 [indistinct shouting] 118 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:11,655 ♪♪ 119 00:07:15,689 --> 00:07:17,413 -[flatulence] -[goat bleating] 120 00:07:19,068 --> 00:07:20,379 [clock ticking] 121 00:07:20,448 --> 00:07:21,758 [snoring] 122 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:36,689 [snoring continues] 123 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,551 [loud rock music, metal dings] 124 00:07:58,689 --> 00:07:59,931 What the hell was that? 125 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 -[rock music continues] -[screaming] 126 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:06,689 ♪♪ 127 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,310 Boom, like that? 128 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,000 Yeah, you had your big moment on the ice? 129 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,137 Now it's payback time, bitch. 130 00:08:29,517 --> 00:08:31,413 [muffled shouting] 131 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:38,482 [muffled shouting continues] 132 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,793 [bleep]. 133 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:42,896 Beating your ass. [indistinct shouting] 134 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:45,724 Slice you up like [bleep] discount prices. 135 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,758 I'm Ehren. This is Human Bullseye. 136 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,724 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 137 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:56,137 [loud rock music playing] 138 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:57,827 ♪ That stripper stole My heart ♪ 139 00:08:57,896 --> 00:08:59,379 [rock music continues] 140 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:01,965 ♪ Got hit in the head With a bass guitar ♪ 141 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:04,896 [rock music continues] 142 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:10,068 [groaning, laughter] 143 00:09:13,275 --> 00:09:14,862 This is just absolutely nuts, man. 144 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:18,482 [rock music continues] 145 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:21,482 [groaning] 146 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:26,758 ♪ Got cut by a cello After dark ♪ 147 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,379 Whoo! 148 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,137 [rock music continues] 149 00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:32,344 Whoo! 150 00:09:41,655 --> 00:09:43,931 [indistinct chatter] 151 00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:47,275 I'm dripping yolk. 152 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:48,517 [laughter] 153 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:52,034 [rock music continues] 154 00:09:52,103 --> 00:09:54,206 -Ow! -[groaning] 155 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:01,103 [indistinct chatter] 156 00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:06,379 Like I've been hit, kicked, bruised. 157 00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:07,965 I'm the bull's-eye. 158 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,758 -Oh! -Sorry, brother. 159 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,724 Hear ye, hear ye! 160 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:21,482 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm a human red carpet. 161 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:49,000 [man] Hit him in the nuts. 162 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:50,620 [groaning] 163 00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:52,448 Oh, don't... 164 00:10:58,724 --> 00:10:59,862 Which way am I going? 165 00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:01,172 If you hit me in the balls again, 166 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,655 I'm gonna punch you. 167 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,034 Hear ye, hear ye! 168 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,620 Ye old street belongs to me! 169 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,862 [groaning] 170 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,689 Hear ye, hear ye! 171 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,724 -Don't hit me. -[bleep]. 172 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:22,965 Don't hit me. I'm gonna [bleep] hit you 173 00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,655 in your face if you hit me. 174 00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:30,655 Don't [bleep] touch me. 175 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:31,965 Oh, [bleep]. 176 00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:33,758 -I'm so dizzy. -[laughs] 177 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,137 Heads up. 178 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:39,655 ♪♪ 179 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:59,310 ♪ I looked at you With curiosity ♪ 180 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:02,758 ♪ But when you looked at me I turned away ♪ 181 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:06,068 ♪ And I remember When you first spoke to me ♪ 182 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:09,620 ♪ You told me... ♪ 183 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:14,241 ♪ And I can see You're not for me ♪ 184 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,379 ♪ You didn't have to die ♪ 185 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:21,172 ♪ And I can see You're not for me ♪ 186 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,689 ♪ You didn't have to die ♪ 187 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:26,655 ♪ You see it's so confused... ♪ 188 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:29,655 ♪♪ 189 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:41,517 ♪ And I can see You're not for me ♪ 190 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,896 ♪ You didn't have to die ♪ 191 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:48,413 ♪ And I can see You're not for me ♪ 192 00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:50,275 ♪ You didn't have to die ♪ 193 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:53,206 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 194 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:56,586 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 195 00:12:56,655 --> 00:13:00,103 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 196 00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:03,793 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 197 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,793 ♪♪ 198 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,965 [rock music continues] 199 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,000 Whoa! 200 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:20,655 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 201 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,896 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 202 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:27,379 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 203 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:29,655 ♪ You wanna die ♪ 204 00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:31,655 ♪ Do you want to die? ♪♪ 205 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,896 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 206 00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:36,241 [excited screaming] 207 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,275 Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this here is Manny. 208 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:50,103 I'm getting ready to pile one of these earthworms 209 00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:51,620 into my nose 210 00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:53,620 and like pull 'em out of my mouth. 211 00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:56,620 ♪♪ 212 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:02,344 ♪♪ 213 00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,655 Hi, I'm Wee Man and this is Preston, 214 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,965 and today we're gonna do some daredevil motocross riding. 215 00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:19,965 ♪♪ 216 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:23,172 [bleep]. Yeah! 217 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:27,758 [engines revving] 218 00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:37,448 [laughing] 219 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:40,413 [engines revving] 220 00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:48,310 ♪♪ 221 00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:03,448 [cheering] 222 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:14,413 ♪♪ 223 00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:32,551 -Ha-ha! -That was close, dude. 224 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,655 [laughs] 225 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:36,482 Hi, boys and girls. 226 00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,965 Today we're at Balu Dog Training Center, 227 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:41,310 where we're gonna be run down and attacked 228 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,448 by some police dogs. 229 00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:46,172 [dogs barking] 230 00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:49,379 Is that one fierce? 231 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,551 [indistinct] 232 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,793 [barking continues] 233 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:57,241 [Johnny] There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. 234 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,758 Are you nervous? 235 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,655 -In a way. -In what way? 236 00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:04,206 In the way that there's big dogs gonna come attack me. 237 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,206 -Do you have a cup on? -No. 238 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:07,689 Do you train some dogs specifically 239 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,655 to go for the balls? 240 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:12,448 No, but some have a tendency to go for it. 241 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,586 [Johnny] Pontius, get closer! Pontius! 242 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,586 Get closer to the dog! 243 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:19,310 Like... 15 feet. 244 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,137 [dog barks, laughter] 245 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,793 Oh, my God. 246 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,413 -Ow! -Oh. 247 00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:33,724 [dog growling] 248 00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:38,793 Ow! [bleep]. 249 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:41,793 [dog growling] 250 00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:44,758 [Johnny] Run the other way. 251 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:46,689 Ow! 252 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,517 [Johnny] Get up, you [bleep]. 253 00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:50,000 Can we do that again? 254 00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,586 Oh, man. 255 00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:54,448 [laughter, dog barking] 256 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:57,103 Ow! Oh! 257 00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,896 [Johnny] Keep raising your arm! 258 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,172 -Ow! -[dog growls, barks] 259 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,034 [Johnny] Watch your neck! 260 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,620 Bite his ass. Bite his ass. 261 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:08,896 Bite his ass. 262 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,103 Dog just won't stop. 263 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,758 [Johnny] God, that's like... 264 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:14,620 That's such a mean dog. 265 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:17,586 -[laughter] -[dog growls, barks] 266 00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:20,689 Oh, no! 267 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:22,482 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 268 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:25,344 [man] Cut! Cut! 269 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,655 -Ow! -[laughter] 270 00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:32,068 [Johnny laughing] 271 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,689 Don't move, don't move, man. That dog'll come... 272 00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,482 -Oh, my God. -[laughter] 273 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:39,034 -It almost got his head. -That was so funny. 274 00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:40,379 How did it feel? 275 00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:43,206 That dog has got [bleep]-up teeth, man. 276 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,862 But really, you don't wanna be attacked by him. 277 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,827 Were you scared when it got your bunny head off? 278 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,379 [bleep], yeah. 279 00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:50,931 That dog can bite so hard. 280 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,137 You can just-- you can feel it through the suit so good. 281 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:58,103 Hi, I'm Steve-O and this here is Manny. 282 00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:01,034 I'm getting ready to pile one of these earthworms 283 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,965 into my nose and... [snorting] 284 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:06,206 hork 'em, like pull 'em out of my mouth. 285 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,482 What am I getting myself into, Manny? 286 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:09,758 Well, these are earthworms. 287 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,448 They're not a parasite, so he's not gonna 288 00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,034 latch onto you and feed off of you in there. 289 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:16,068 He doesn't bite, but I'm sure he's got, you know, 290 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,965 germs in his body and, you know, he lives in the dirt, 291 00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,344 things like that. 292 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:20,413 I hope your immune system is good and strong. 293 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:21,931 Yeah, I try to keep it on its toes. 294 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,896 Should I rinse it off, you think? 295 00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:27,137 -Yeah, try rinsing it off. -Wasn't really planning on it. 296 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,862 [man] Man, you can just wipe it off. 297 00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:32,103 [laughs] Okay, let's see here. 298 00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:35,655 Oh, God! No way! Ahh! 299 00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:36,965 [laughter] 300 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,275 [bleep]. 301 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,206 [man] You better snort real good. 302 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,379 Let him-- let him come down... 303 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:44,620 That's a... one. 304 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,965 That's-- that's what they call 'em. 305 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,310 [Manny] That's what they use for bait. 306 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:49,379 [Steve-O] This is horrible. 307 00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:50,862 Okay, here we go. 308 00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,379 [snorting] 309 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:55,103 Don't laugh. 310 00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:57,137 Stuff it up there, then snort. 311 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,379 [snorting] 312 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,344 [laughter] 313 00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:12,103 [snorting, exhaling] 314 00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:16,034 [coughs, snorts] 315 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,896 [coughs, snorts] 316 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,896 [gags, coughs] 317 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,137 [coughs, hacks] 318 00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:31,241 [snorting] 319 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:35,724 [laughter] 320 00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:42,241 [gagging] 321 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:51,000 [cheering and applause] 322 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,206 Alive and well. 323 00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,413 That was exhilarating. 324 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,586 Really exciting. 325 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,068 I think it was nasty. 326 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,413 It was wrong. 327 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,034 [man] Have you ever done this before? 328 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,517 No, no, I've never even put anything in my nose 329 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,413 and pulled it out my mouth. 330 00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:12,965 So it's my first time. [chuckles] 331 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:18,103 I'm getting ready to artificially inseminate a cow. 332 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:23,482 [cow mooing] 333 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,103 -What's up now, bitch? -[thud] 334 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,689 You've been hanging out with the creeps the whole time. 335 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,310 -[man] Come on, guys. -[man 2] Break it up. 336 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:54,896 ♪♪ 337 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,241 [man] Dude, you all right? 338 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,206 Yeah. 339 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:03,103 ♪♪ 340 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:04,827 [dogs barking] 341 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,413 ♪♪ 342 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,310 [engine revving] 343 00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:11,068 ♪♪ 344 00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:22,413 [Johnny] I'm a little discombobulated. 345 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,310 -[man] Yeah? -How did it look? 346 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,862 Kinda like the human carpet. 347 00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,689 This is the worst idea on Jackasshistory.