1 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:21,896 Wait a second, whoa. 2 00:00:21,965 --> 00:00:23,965 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. 3 00:00:24,034 --> 00:00:25,413 Hyah! 4 00:00:25,482 --> 00:00:27,517 Whoa! Whoa! 5 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,137 I'm Johnny Knoxville, and as you can see, 6 00:00:58,206 --> 00:01:01,344 I have two broken arms today, and unfortunately 7 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:03,517 I have to go to the restroom really bad. 8 00:01:03,586 --> 00:01:07,724 So I'm going to see if someone will aid me in that. 9 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,793 Hey, man. Hey, bro. 10 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:12,517 I feel stupid asking you this. 11 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:14,172 I have to piss really bad. 12 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,379 I was wondering if you could unzip me. 13 00:01:15,448 --> 00:01:17,551 -Oh, man. -There's nothing I can do. 14 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,827 I'm about to piss my pants. 15 00:01:18,896 --> 00:01:20,103 No, I can't do that. 16 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:21,068 I wish I could. 17 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,517 Lemme find a young lady... 18 00:01:22,586 --> 00:01:23,931 No, no, no, don't ask a girl, 19 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,551 because then that's kinda sketchy, you know? 20 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:26,965 Girls will think it's weird. 21 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:29,379 -I'll do it if you don't mind. -No, I don't mind. 22 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:30,793 Just an unzip is all I need 23 00:01:30,862 --> 00:01:32,413 and I can maneuver it from there. 24 00:01:32,482 --> 00:01:34,448 -Just need an unzip, right? -Yeah, just... 25 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:38,137 Well, no, see, if you unbutton, 26 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:40,000 then my pants fall down. 27 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:42,379 -Alright, so just-- -Whoa, yeah. 28 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:44,344 -Yeah. -I got it. 29 00:01:44,413 --> 00:01:45,793 -Okay, is that good? -Okay, yeah, I can get it, 30 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:48,448 I think, thank you. 31 00:01:48,517 --> 00:01:50,103 Hey, bro, can I ask you a favor real quick? 32 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:51,931 It's ridiculous, I apologize for asking you. 33 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,206 But I gotta piss really bad, 34 00:01:54,275 --> 00:01:56,344 and if I can just get an unzip. 35 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:58,413 Don't do anything, just an unzip. 36 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:00,551 You know what, ask one of those guys 37 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,172 in the car that are with me. 38 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:03,620 I just talked to your friend, he said you might help me. 39 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:06,758 I gotta piss really bad, and I can't unzip 40 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,275 because of my arms are broke. 41 00:02:09,827 --> 00:02:11,620 -Come back for the zip? -Yeah. 42 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:12,827 Thank you, thank you. 43 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:14,931 Oh! 44 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,793 Dude, thanks. I feel ridiculous. 45 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:21,137 -That's alright. -Thank you. 46 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:26,206 -Oh, wow, thank you, man. -No problem. 47 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:28,689 Thanks a lot. Ah. Ah! 48 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,862 Right now, we're gonna hurt the treadmill, 49 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,758 or the treadmill's gonna hurt us. 50 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:03,448 Get him. 51 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,310 Try an endo or some . 52 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,482 Bring it on, ! 53 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,448 Yo, should I call up Knoxville and see if he wants to come? 54 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:24,896 -Yeah. -Yeah. 55 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,586 Hi, I'm Party Boy, 56 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:11,172 exotic dancer in training. 57 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:12,689 Today, we are gonna go 58 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:15,586 to the Hollywood Men's Strip Facility 59 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,965 and get some pointers from some of my exotic comrades. 60 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,758 Good morning. I'm Party Boy. 61 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:21,896 Party Boy, nice to meet you. 62 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:23,655 Today, I just wanted to get, 63 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,413 first of all, some workout pointers. 64 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:26,965 Uh-huh. 65 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,965 Um, and some tips on the dance moves. 66 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:32,172 And then after that, I'm gonna have to do some tanning. 67 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:36,448 That's all you do? 68 00:04:38,758 --> 00:04:39,965 Oh, yeah. 69 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,413 Yeah, I gotta learn some dance moves. 70 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,586 -Grab her shoulders. -Oh, . 71 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,413 -Yeah. -You can bend over 72 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:48,068 this way and like, grab her leg. 73 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:49,241 It's all about the hips. 74 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,413 Alright. 75 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,413 Slow down, slow down. 76 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:01,620 You're rubbing your genitals on my leg. 77 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:02,931 I was get-- 78 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,310 I was getting a little riled up. 79 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:13,000 Alright, I think you're ready to go in there. 80 00:05:15,172 --> 00:05:16,689 Just a few more pumps, 81 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:18,724 and Party Boy will be ready to go to work. 82 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:24,413 I'm just looking for one of these stereos. 83 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:26,551 I just want something that's kind of loud and bass-y. 84 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:30,862 Good for like, you know, like, party music, kinda. 85 00:05:32,448 --> 00:05:33,551 Yeah, turn that up. 86 00:05:36,758 --> 00:05:38,724 Yeah, sounds pretty good. 87 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:40,551 -You like this song? -Yeah. 88 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,068 I kinda just feel like partying. 89 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:44,034 I kinda just feel like partying right now. 90 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,379 Whoo! 91 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:48,689 Let's go, man, let's go! 92 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:50,034 You can't do that here, man. 93 00:05:50,103 --> 00:05:53,103 -Come on, keep it going. -You can't do that here. 94 00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:54,310 Come on, blast it. 95 00:05:54,379 --> 00:05:56,275 Come on. 96 00:05:56,344 --> 00:05:57,620 Come on, blast it. 97 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:58,931 Come on, I wanna dance. 98 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,413 I came to dance. I came to party. 99 00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:03,448 I just wanna party. 100 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,655 I'm looking for, like, a home stereo, 101 00:06:07,724 --> 00:06:10,482 just kinda like, something nice for the living room. 102 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:11,827 Can I try some stuff out? 103 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:15,172 Yeah. 104 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,172 -You like this song? -Hmm? 105 00:06:17,241 --> 00:06:18,689 -Do you like this song? -Song's good. 106 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:20,448 Kinda makes you feel like partying. 107 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,448 I kinda feel like partying right now. 108 00:06:37,655 --> 00:06:39,103 Wanna party? 109 00:06:42,965 --> 00:06:44,896 Yeah! 110 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,448 Whoo! 111 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:59,241 -Oh! -Oh, come on, man. 112 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,137 Party Boy, one more song. 113 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:02,379 No, no, no, no. 114 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:04,310 -Alright. -You can't do that in here. 115 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:05,620 Oh, I'm sorry. 116 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:06,862 I just got excited. 117 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,620 Some people just don't know how to party. 118 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:14,689 An orange is heavy. 119 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:17,413 They probably come out easily 100 miles an hour. 120 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:22,310 Oww! 121 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:45,896 The world record for a jai-alai ball 122 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,413 is 188 miles an hour. 123 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,448 This is the most dangerous game in the world. 124 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:52,655 Nobody gets killed... 125 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:57,586 ..but they should really get hurt. 126 00:07:57,655 --> 00:08:00,344 It's more dangerous than bullfighting? 127 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,103 Oh, sure. 128 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:06,827 Every play, every point is potential death. 129 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:07,931 I'm scared. 130 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,586 An orange is heavy. 131 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,310 They probably come out easily 100 miles an hour. 132 00:08:13,689 --> 00:08:16,000 -How accurate are they? 133 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:18,172 It might take about, I would say, three shots. 134 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:19,931 Two practice shots, and the third one I'll get him. 135 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,379 I'm not looking forward to this at all. 136 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:27,172 This is the end of Johnny Knoxville. 137 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:29,517 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, this is Steve-O, 138 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,586 this is jai-alai. 139 00:08:31,655 --> 00:08:33,137 You guys ready? 140 00:08:33,206 --> 00:08:34,275 -Here they come. -Here it comes. 141 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,551 Go! 142 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,034 Got him! 143 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,620 -What number was that? -That was me. 144 00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:51,448 Ohh! 145 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,310 A little low, needed to get it up a couple inches. 146 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:01,482 Hey, you guys know Steve-O's here, right? 147 00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:02,793 Yeah, I was trying to hit him. 148 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:04,482 I'm gonna get Steve-O right now. 149 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:07,482 This is Steve-O. 150 00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:11,275 Spread out, Steve-O, spread out. 151 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:14,310 In the yellow! 152 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,896 Oh yeah! Whoo! 153 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,655 I got one for you, Johnny, it's coming. 154 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:19,931 Thank you! 155 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,517 Oh, you're throwing like a wash woman. 156 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:24,379 No wonder you guys aren't pitchers. 157 00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,517 ! 158 00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:30,724 Steve-O, you okay? 159 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:32,068 How much you get for a knockdown? 160 00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:33,827 Go! 161 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:35,655 -Ahh! -Ohh! 162 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:38,275 Timeout. 163 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:46,482 Where'd that hit you? 164 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:49,482 -! 165 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,172 Steve-O's retired. 166 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:52,793 It's just me, ladies. 167 00:09:58,448 --> 00:10:00,448 What was that, a grapefruit? 168 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,344 Should we start with the lemons and limes? 169 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:11,586 No, I think-- I think we got it. 170 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:41,103 This is the human tricycle. 171 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,344 Hey! 172 00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:46,103 Gonna do the Snake River launch. 173 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,793 It's kinda gnarly, full of rock. 174 00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:50,655 Trying to make it to the other side 175 00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:52,413 kinda Evel Knievel style. 176 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:53,896 Yeah, what's the bottom 177 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,620 of the river look like? 178 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,482 Uh, spiked rocks. 179 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,862 -Look at the condom! 180 00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,448 -Where? -Right there. 181 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:01,793 Okay. 182 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,620 You have to be an idiot to try this because there's 183 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:09,862 no way that he's ever gonna make it to the other side. 184 00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:12,310 Especially with the red bike with no traction. 185 00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:16,000 The tires are solid plastic, they're not even inflatable. 186 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:20,413 It's like 33 degrees out with the wind blowing. 187 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,724 I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is the Snake River jump. 188 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:24,310 Anytime you guys are ready. 189 00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:32,586 It's so cold, isn't it? 190 00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:33,965 Oh my God! 191 00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,724 He got farther than I thought. 192 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:36,965 -I know... -He got like, 193 00:12:37,034 --> 00:12:39,827 halfway across, more than halfway. 194 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,137 Oh, it smells. 195 00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:43,482 I wonder where this water's coming from? 196 00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:45,310 It's a sewage runoff. 197 00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:48,620 You smell like the inside of an ass. 198 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:53,620 Do I have a snot hanging out of my nose? 199 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:54,931 No, no, you look great. 200 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,103 -Really? -Yeah. 201 00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,448 'Cause this is just for the women. 202 00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,620 You look really good. Girls will like this. 203 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:01,413 This is all for my lady fans. 204 00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:05,137 Whoa. 205 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,517 Ohh! 206 00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:11,137 Go back up that way. Go up the other way. 207 00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:12,965 ! 208 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,482 Go up, quick. 209 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,862 You better get some speed, you're not going fast enough! 210 00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:40,551 No one said "Do it again" at all. 211 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:45,931 Everybody come on over the fence, 212 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,103 I need your IDs over here please. 213 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,655 Watch out, officer. 214 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,206 What happened? 215 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:54,724 Johnny Knoxville, 216 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,275 I tell him favor the left, and you know what he does? 217 00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:59,137 He goes and favors the seat, pushes the seat down, 218 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,827 I take a header all the way to the ground. 219 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:04,379 If there'd been a rock there, I'd have come up and kicked him. 220 00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:06,206 We're getting arrested 'cause of you. 221 00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:07,965 -Are we getting arrested? -I think so. 222 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,034 Are you cold? 223 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,241 -You're an idiot. 224 00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,103 I'm getting ready to 225 00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,344 artificially inseminate a cow. 226 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:21,827 Come on... 227 00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,206 Oh, dude, oh-- 228 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:42,551 bro, dude, can you help me-- 229 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,862 can you grab these for me? 230 00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:45,620 damn, this is dumb. 231 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,000 It's kinda bad right... 232 00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:48,793 Yeah, dude, right in this part of town. 233 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,689 It's not good around this area. 234 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,551 -What happened to you man? 235 00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,586 ! 236 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,275 Damn. 237 00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:04,758 That's terrible. 238 00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:07,517 -Dude... -I'm sorry, man. 239 00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:09,758 This is kind of odd for me, man. 240 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,793 You got it with your other hand? 241 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,172 Yeah, b-- 242 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,862 Thanks, bro. 243 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:19,620 Oh, , hey, bro. 244 00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:21,448 Bro, bro, bro. Hey, bro. 245 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,137 Oh, this is so dumb. 246 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,655 -I'm sorry, help-- -You want some help with this? 247 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,000 Yeah, . 248 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:29,827 -Can you button me? -Hey, no problem. 249 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,689 -Thanks, bro. -There you go. 250 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,965 -Okay... -J--you got that or no? 251 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,551 -Yeah, I can't get it. -Alright, here you go. 252 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,965 -How's that for you? -Oh, dude, thanks. 253 00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:43,448 -Hey, no problem. -Ahh! My arm! 254 00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:45,655 Ow. Thanks, bro. 255 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,344 Oh... 256 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,000 hey, bro, can you help me 257 00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,103 pull my pants up, please? 258 00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:52,275 I feel dumb. 259 00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:54,137 -You gotta be kidding. -No, no, I'm not joking. 260 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:55,827 It's... jeez. 261 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:57,551 Wha-- 262 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,275 Can you push me up? 263 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,655 Push me up? 264 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:05,413 How we gonna do that? 265 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:08,931 Okay, okay, okay. 266 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,103 -Okay? -Yeah. 267 00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:11,586 Alright. 268 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,655 Wh--oh, . 269 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:17,000 -I am so sorry. -I know. 270 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,689 -This sucks. -You gotta stand up straight. 271 00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:24,310 Stand up straight. 272 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,034 There, pull your pants up, man. 273 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,517 Thank you. 274 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,827 Thank you. 275 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,758 -Whoa, that was pretty deep. 276 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,724 Phil's pies. 277 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,448 Damn, Phil, that's a pretty good job. 278 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:44,655 A pie that you made! 279 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,827 Lemon meringue, bitch! 280 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,206 What's up with that? 281 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,620 -Did it hurt? -No. 282 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:50,862 -It's a fluffy pie. -Oh, man, I just did 283 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,896 my curtains too, that sucks. 284 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,586 Would you forget ab-- 285 00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,413 -Yeah! Yeah! -What the hell?! 286 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,413 Are you kidding me? 287 00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:01,241 -Is that another pie? -It doesn't make any sense. 288 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:04,034 Is that another pie? What're you, a jerk? 289 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,551 Now I gotta get it out of there... 290 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,000 There's no more, right? 291 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,586 Is that it? That's the end? You swear? 292 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,931 Oh, man. 293 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,724 ! 294 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:22,793 So bummed! 295 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:29,241 I'm getting ready to artificially inseminate a cow. 296 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,448 What a miserable day. 297 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,172 Hi, sweetie. 298 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,896 I'm going to inseminate you artificially. 299 00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:41,241 Maybe for real if you play your cards right. 300 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,448 What exactly am I gonna be doing? 301 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:46,413 Well, you'’re gonna put one of these gloves on. 302 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,172 You're gonna be going into the cow's rectum 303 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,896 and you'll manipulate her cervix. 304 00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:53,068 -The rectum... -That's right. 305 00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:55,827 When I go in the rectum, will I be having to fight 306 00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:59,172 against any... poo? 307 00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:00,689 It will probably be full of poo. 308 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,206 -So you're gonna have 309 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,862 to let some of that out so you can work in there. 310 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,103 What do you mean "let it out"? You mean scrape it out? 311 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,689 Like, lift your arm up, and it'll come out. 312 00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:10,896 -Scrape it out, get it clean. 313 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,448 And then have the semen here in the straw, 314 00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:16,344 and then you'll go in vaginally with this. 315 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,344 -The pipette. -Is it your semen? 316 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:20,862 No, it's a bull's semen. 317 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,896 It should be okay. 318 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:26,000 Can you not squirt me with the bull sperm? 319 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,379 -. 320 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,517 You're really serious about this lube, huh? 321 00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:37,172 W--ohh! 322 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,413 -Oh, that--that thing? -You gotta go in right there. 323 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,724 Where? 324 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,310 I have a cigar in my hands. 325 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,965 A meat cigar. 326 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,965 I think you gotta spread it a little bit more than that. 327 00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,655 -Oh, God, like that? -There you go. 328 00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:22,413 Oh, Hazel. 329 00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:24,758 Let me see what's obstructing... 330 00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:26,724 Oh, she's ? 331 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,586 Oh, she's pooing! 332 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,965 -Oh, it's warm! 333 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,000 Alright. 334 00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,448 Congratulations. 335 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,586 -Can I take my hand out? -You're all done. 336 00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,586 -Lick it! -Eww! 337 00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,862 Give her a little blackberry brandy. 338 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,379 Give her some blackberry brandy, 339 00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:12,517 she won't remember a damn thing. 340 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,206 Come here. 341 00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:28,551 We're gonna dig a hole right here, 342 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,931 cover it up with sticks, and then he's gonna mow 343 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,068 right into it and hopefully he'll get real, real hurt. 344 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,517 Party Boy, $1. 345 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:44,241 -Ready for the party, bro? -What're you about to do? 346 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:25,965 Oh, !