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[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

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...WATCHING "JACKASS"!

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...WATCHING "JACKASS"!
>> [CHEERING]

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>> [CHEERING]

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>> [CHEERING]
>> AAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> MOO!

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>> MOO!
[BUZZING]

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[BUZZING]

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[BUZZING]
[BARKING]

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[BARKING]

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>> [HOWLING]

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>> WHOA!

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>> YEAH, I'M READY TO TAKE ONE

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FOR THE TEAM.

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>> THIS IS [BLEEP].

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>> I'M GONNA SHOW THEM WHAT

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SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE

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FOOTBALL'S ALL ABOUT.

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>> OH, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!

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OHH!

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>> ALL RIGHT!

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>> FIRE ON THE BALL.

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>> THAT GUY'S GONNA SLAUGHTER

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HIM.

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>> THEY'RE BIGGER THAN ME.

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OH! UGH!

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HOW ARE YOU, SIR.

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JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

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NICE TO MEET YOU.

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>> LAST DAY ALIVE.

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>> UNH! UNH! UNH!

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>> THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR YOU.

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THEY DON'T LIKE THE BLACK SOCKS

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WITH THE TENNIS SHOES, THOUGH.

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WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT

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THAT.

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>> WHAT, THE PLAYERS WON'T LIKE

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THE BLACK SOCKS?

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WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

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THAT'LL MAKE THEM HIT ME HARDER.

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>> GO, JOHNNY!

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GO!

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GO!
>> [CHEERING]

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>> [CHEERING]

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>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND

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I'M ABOUT TO RETURN A PUNT.

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I'M ABOUT TO RETURN A PUNT.
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>> [CHEERING]

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>> UGH!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> THAT WAS WEAK!

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>> COME ON, KICK THE FOOTBALL!

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>> BOO!

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>> BOO!
>> [INDISTINCT JEERING]

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>> [INDISTINCT JEERING]

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>> UNH!

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>> UGH!

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>> OOF!

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HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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OHH!

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OHH!
HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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HEH HEH.

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HA HA HA.

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>> COME ON, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

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>> AAH!

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UNH! OOF!

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>> OH!

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>> OH, HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA!

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AH, HA HA HA!

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UNH, HEH HEH.

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HA HA.

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THAT WAS--

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WOO!

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THAT HURT.

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THAT HURT.

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>> LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

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>> I GOT ONE MORE IN ME.

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>> YEAH!

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>> YEAH!

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>> YEAH!

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COME ON!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> YEAH!

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>> LET HIM CATCH IT!

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GO GO GO!

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>> UNH!

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>> OHH!

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>> UGH!

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>> OHH!

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>> WOW! WHOA!

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WOW!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> WOO! WOO!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> YEAH!

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>> YEAH!

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>> HA HA!

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>> HA HA!
>> OH, [BLEEP].

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>> OH, [BLEEP].

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>> PHIL COMES HOME IN ONE HOUR,

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HE MOWS THE LAWN ON EVERY

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WEDNESDAY,

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SO WE'RE GONNA DIG A HOLE RIGHT

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HERE, COVER IT UP WITH STICKS,

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AND THEN, HE'S GONNA MOW RIGHT

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INTO IT.

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>> HOW THICK?

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>> I WANT IT MASSIVE.

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>> I WANT IT MASSIVE.
HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> WE'RE DIGGING A HOLE.

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>> FOR WHAT?

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>> PHIL HAS TO MOW THE LAWN

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TODAY.

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>> NOSTALGIA.

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>> HE'S GONNA--HE'S GONNA FALL

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INTO THE HOLE, WE'RE GONNA FILM

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IT FROM UP IN THAT ROOF.

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IT FROM UP IN THAT ROOF.
IT'LL LOOK PERFECT.

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IT'LL LOOK PERFECT.

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COME ON, CHILL OUT.

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>> LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING

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TO THE YARD!

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>> WELL, MOM, WE'RE SAVING ALL

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THE GOOD GRASS RIGHT HERE SO WE

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CAN JUST PUT IT RIGHT BACK OVER

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LIKE NOBODY WOULD EVEN NOTICE!

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>> OK, DEEP ENOUGH.

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RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

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RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

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I PROMISE.

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>> I PROMISE.

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>> TO PUT THE DIRT

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BACK IN THE HOLE.

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>> TO PUT THE DIRT BACK IN THE

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HOLE.

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>> AND NOT BY CHRIS.

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OR CHRIS.

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>> OR RAAB HIMSELF.

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>> OK, YOU HEAR ME?

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>> OK.

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>> OK.
I GOTTA GET THE TRUCK.

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I GOTTA GET THE TRUCK.

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THAT'S GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK?

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>> YEAH.

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>> PUT THAT CARPET OVER IT.

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RIGHT HERE IS PERFECT.

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CAN'T EVEN SEE IT.

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HA HA HA!

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LOOK, HE'S GOING!

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HA HA HA!

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LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.

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HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA

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HAPPEN.

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WATCH OUT.

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HE'S GOING AROUND THE BORDER

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RIGHT NOW, AND SERIOUSLY, SOON,

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IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

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I SAY WITHIN 4 MINUTES.

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HA HA HA!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> AH! AH!

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AH HA HA HA!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> AH HA HA!

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>> AH HA HA!
ARE YOU PISSED?

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ARE YOU PISSED?

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>> WHAT'S UP, FAT BOY?

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>> HEY, RYAN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A

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RACE, I HOPE YOU KNOW.

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>> WHAT KIND OF RACE?

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>> FOOT RACE.

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>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

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>> MY DAD SWEARS THAT HE CAN

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BEAT YOU IN A RACE.

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>> THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE.

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>> TELL ME WE'RE NOT GOING FOR

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STAMINA.

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>> I HAVE A $40 BET WITH HIM.

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>> START IN THE FRONT?

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>> START RIGHT THERE, YOU HAVE

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TO WALK THROUGH HERE,

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AND YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THOSE

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LEAVES.

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>> THEN WE GO BACK TO THE SHED?

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>> TIME OUT, TIME OUT.

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I'M GONNA GET OUT OF BREATH BY

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THEN.

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>> READY, GET SET,

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GO!

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GO, PHIL!

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HA HA!

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> [INDISTINCT]

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>> HA HA HA!

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OH, MAN, THAT WAS SO GOOD!

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>> DUDE, I KNEW SOMETHING

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WAS UP.

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LIKE THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD

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FACE ME COMPLETELY.

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>> OH, MAN.

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>> OH, MAN.
>> [GAGGING]

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>> [GAGGING]

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>> [GAGGING]
[MOANING]

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[MOANING]

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WOO!

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>> ♪ YOU GONNA SCREAM

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SCREAM WITH ME

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SCREAM WITH ME
THIS LIFE IS NEVER LEARNED ♪

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THIS LIFE IS NEVER LEARNED ♪

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>> RAH!

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>> ♪ WHEN YOU PREACH

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YOU GRAB YOUR PANTS

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THEN IT'S OFF AND OUT THE DOOR ♪

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>> [GROWLING]

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RAH!

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>> ♪ OOH BABY

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WHEN YOU CRY

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YOUR PAIN IS MOMENTARY

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YOU HIDE YOUR LOOKS

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BEHIND THE EAST DOOR

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BEHIND THERE'S NO MAN

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WHO'S LEANING OVER ♪

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>> RAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> ♪ GIVE ME A GROWN MAN

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GIVE ME A LONER ♪

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>> RAH!

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RAH! AAH!

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>> ♪ OH, BABY, WHY'D YOU CRY?

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YOUR PAIN IS MOMENTARY

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YOU HIDE YOUR LOOKS

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BEHIND THE EAST DOOR

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GIVE ME A GROWN MAN

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GIVE ME A GROWN MAN
GIVE ME A LONER ♪

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GIVE ME A LONER ♪

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>> I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA DIE

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RIGHT NOW.

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RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, GO.

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>> ALL RIGHT, GO.

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>> HELLO, I'M HERE WITH MR.

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TONY HAWK, MR. MATT HOFFMAN.

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TODAY, THEY'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT

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THE LOOP.

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WHAT'S YOUR CONFIDENCE LEVEL

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RUNNING AT ON THIS.

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>> LIKE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO

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EXPECT, REALLY.

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>> THERE'S NO BRAKES ON YOUR

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BIKE, EITHER, RIGHT?

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THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN REALLY

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BAIL OUT.

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>> NO, THIS IS GONNA BE IT.

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>> GET IT ALL THE WAY TO THAT

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>> GET IT ALL THE WAY TO THAT
THING.

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THING.

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>> [INDISTINCT]

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>> [BLEEP]

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>> WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT THERE?

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>> UM...I FELL.

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HA HA.

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>> YOU SURE DID.

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>> BUNNY THE LIFEGUARD.

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>> THANK GOD I'M HERE.

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>> HA HA HA.

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>> DUDE, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A

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>> DUDE, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A
SKETCHY SPOT RIGHT HERE.

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SKETCHY SPOT RIGHT HERE.

275
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>> HA HA HA!

276
00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:07,862
>> YOU ALL RIGHT, MATT?

277
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>> YEAH, IT JUST KNOCKED ME A

278
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LITTLE BIT.

279
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>> IT'S AN AWFUL START.

280
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HA.

281
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>> OH!

282
00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,000
>> [BLEEP]

283
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>> MAN! YEAH!

284
00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,000
>> THAT'S [BLEEP].

285
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000
THAT'S SO [BLEEP] UP.

286
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000
THAT'S SO [BLEEP] UP.
I CAN'T EVEN TAKE WATCHING IT.

287
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,172
I CAN'T EVEN TAKE WATCHING IT.

288
00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:31,724
>> OH!

289
00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:32,620
>> YEAH, YEAH!

290
00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,241
>> YEAH, YEAH!
>> [APPLAUSE]

291
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:52,000
>> [APPLAUSE]

292
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,689
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> BUNNY!

293
00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:57,137
>> BUNNY!

294
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,586
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

295
00:09:58,586 --> 00:10:00,862
>> GO UNDER, GO UNDER!

296
00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:01,655
>> I GOT IT!

297
00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:03,758
>> YEAH! HA HA!

298
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:04,965
>> HA HA.

299
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:05,379
>> TONY?

300
00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:07,103
>> OH, THANK YOU, SIR.

301
00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:08,310
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STILL ON

302
00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:08,793
THE JOB.

303
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:09,965
>> YOU'RE A SAVIOR.

304
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,413
GOOD JOB. GOOD WORK.

305
00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,517
>> YOU'RE GONNA BE BIG BIRD.

306
00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:13,517
HA HA.

307
00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:14,517
>> SO, BAM, YOU WANNA QUIT BEING

308
00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:16,413
A LITTLE BITCH AND PAD UP?

309
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:17,620
>> MMM!

310
00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,206
I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA DIE RIGHT

311
00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:19,793
NOW.

312
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,586
I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA TRY TO LAND

313
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,758
IT LIKE...

314
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:25,344
IT LIKE...
>> ALL RIGHT, GO.

315
00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:27,758
>> ALL RIGHT, GO.

316
00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:28,413
>> YEAH!

317
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:29,448
>> OH!

318
00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:30,379
>> OH!

319
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,344
>> [APPLAUSE]

320
00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:34,068
>> LET'S GO, BAM!

321
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,931
>> THAT WAS INSANE!

322
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:36,896
HA HA HA!

323
00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:37,241
>> WOO!

324
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:38,241
>> THAT WAS WAY BETTER THAN

325
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,413
TONY'S FIRST TIME.

326
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:40,413
>> YOUR INSTINCT WILL TELL YOU

327
00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:41,586
ONCE YOU GET PAST THE VERT, TO

328
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TURN AROUND.

329
00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:43,000
>> YEAH.

330
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,931
>> SO, JUST RIDE IT LIKE A

331
00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:45,034
ROLLER COASTER.

332
00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,379
LIKE IT'S JUST ONE TRACK ALL THE

333
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,000
WAY THROUGH.

334
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,482
>> ALL RIGHT.

335
00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,206
>> AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN

336
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,482
YOU'RE EXACTLY UPSIDE-DOWN.

337
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,034
>> HA!

338
00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:50,689
>> HEH HEH HEH.

339
00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:51,758
>> LOOK AT ALL THIS PRESSURE

340
00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:52,724
RIGHT NOW, LIKE [BLEEP].

341
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,206
>> THERE'S NO PRESSURE, BAM.

342
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,965
>> THERE'S NO PRESSURE, BAM.
>> SHUT UP...

343
00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:58,655
>> SHUT UP...

344
00:10:58,655 --> 00:10:59,517
>> YEAH!

345
00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,862
>> YEAH!
>> OOH!

346
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:06,000
>> OOH!

347
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,206
>> YEAH!

348
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:10,482
>> [APPLAUSE]

349
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:12,931
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [WHISTLING]

350
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:16,896
>> [WHISTLING]

351
00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:17,551
>> UGH!

352
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,172
>> WOO!

353
00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:20,206
>> HA HA HA HA!

354
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,586
>> HA HA HA HA!
>> [CHEERING]

355
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:28,827
>> [CHEERING]

356
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:31,137
>> [CHEERING]
>> HA HA HA!

357
00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,275
>> HA HA HA!

358
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,586
>> NOW, HE'S GOTTA DO IT IN THE

359
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,000
CHICKEN SUIT.

360
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,241
>> HOW CAN I BE NERVOUS WHEN I

361
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:41,137
LOOK AS STUPID AS I DO?

362
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:43,172
LIKE I START TO GET A LITTLE...

363
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:44,137
MY NERVES START GETTING TO ME,

364
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,103
AND THEN, I START THINKING ABOUT

365
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:48,034
AND THEN, I START THINKING ABOUT
I'M IN A [BLEEP] CHICKEN SUIT.

366
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:57,551
I'M IN A [BLEEP] CHICKEN SUIT.

367
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,827
>> [CLUCKING]

368
00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:02,620
♪ WE'LL SWING TO THE EAST

369
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,448
WE'LL SWING TO THE WEST

370
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:04,137
GIVE YOU THE CHICKEN

371
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:04,931
THAT YOU LOVE BEST

372
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:05,344
COME ON DOWN

373
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,344
TO THE CHICKEN FARM AGAIN ♪

374
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,379
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

375
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,517
MATT HOFFMAN, TONY HAWK.

376
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:14,000
MATT HOFFMAN, TONY HAWK.
TWO UGLY CHICKENS.

377
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,586
TWO UGLY CHICKENS.

378
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,034
>> THAT LOOKS REAL RIGHT THERE,

379
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:18,793
LOOK AT THAT.

380
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:21,068
LOOK AT THAT.
>> [HONKING]

381
00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:39,793
>> [HONKING]

382
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,827
>> GOT ME A GOOSE, BOYS.

383
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,034
WE'LL BE EATING A FINE SUPPER

384
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,551
WE'LL BE EATING A FINE SUPPER
TONIGHT.

385
00:12:46,551 --> 00:13:01,793
TONIGHT.

386
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:04,034
>> I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, THIS IS

387
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,034
MANNY PUIG.

388
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,275
TODAY, WE'RE GONNA CATCH A

389
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:09,379
TODAY, WE'RE GONNA CATCH A
RATTLESNAKE.

390
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,758
RATTLESNAKE.

391
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,310
>> THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL EASTERN

392
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,103
DIAMONDBACK RIGHT HERE.

393
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,068
YOU GO LIKE THIS.

394
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,517
HERE WITH THE HEAT.

395
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:19,137
>> THAT'S PROBABLY THE

396
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:20,965
WORST--HEY--THING YOU CAN DO.

397
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:23,068
HOW FAR CAN HE STRIKE?

398
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,413
>> ONE-THIRD HIS LENGTH.

399
00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:26,103
I'VE HEARD OF--NO, NO, NO!

400
00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:26,758
>> NO?

401
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:27,827
>> DON'T TRY THAT.

402
00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:28,724
>> OK.

403
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,586
LIFT HIM UP.

404
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:34,827
LOW TO THE GROUND IS ALSO GOOD.

405
00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,137
OOH.

406
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:38,137
THERE HE GOES.

407
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:39,689
SEE HOW HE SHORTENED HIS

408
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:42,344
SEE HOW HE SHORTENED HIS
DISTANCE?

409
00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:44,517
DISTANCE?

410
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,448
OK, YOU GOT HIM HERE.

411
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,034
GO LIKE THIS, SEE?

412
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,000
>> THEY START STRIKING WHEN THEY

413
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
CURL UP, CURL UP, RIGHT?

414
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,931
>> GO LIKE THIS, PICK IT UP,

415
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,137
ALWAYS KEEP HIS HEAD AIMING AWAY

416
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,310
ALWAYS KEEP HIS HEAD AIMING AWAY
FROM YOU.

417
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,379
FROM YOU.

418
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,034
>> HE'S A FEISTY ONE, HUH?

419
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:01,758
>> YEAH.

420
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,103
COME AROUND HERE.

421
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:03,586
>> OK.

422
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:04,689
>> PUT THE HOOK IN FRONT REAL

423
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:05,965
NICE AND EASY.

424
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,000
THAT'S IT,

425
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,931
JUST STEP ON IT.

426
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,482
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

427
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,620
>> WHOA, WHOA! NAY! NAY!

428
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:11,896
WATCH OUT!

429
00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:14,517
[HEAVY BREATHING]

430
00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:17,379
[HEAVY BREATHING]
>> REAL NICE AND EASY.

431
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:18,965
>> REAL NICE AND EASY.

432
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,241
ALL RIGHT, REAL NICE AND EASY.

433
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:22,000
GRAB HIS TAIL, NICE AND EASY.

434
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,620
LIFT UP ON IT.

435
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:24,344
OK, HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

436
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,896
YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM ON THE HOOK.

437
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:26,931
GRAB HIM MORE LIKE RIGHT HERE.

438
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:29,137
>> WHOA! HEY, HEY, HEY!

439
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,413
HEY, NICE FELLA!

440
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:31,862
WHOA, MANNY!

441
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,862
>> NOW, NOW. IT'S OK, OK.

442
00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:36,655
RELAX, RELAX.

443
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,172
THERE YOU GO.

444
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:41,034
THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO, SEE, LIKE THAT.

445
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:43,965
THERE YOU GO, SEE, LIKE THAT.

446
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,551
>> WHOA, HA HA HA!

447
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,206
>> WHOA, HA HA HA!
>> LIFT HIM UP.

448
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:51,931
>> LIFT HIM UP.

449
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:54,103
>> BYE-BYE.

450
00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:56,137
>> IN THE BOX, OK.

451
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,758
>> THANK YOU.

452
00:14:57,758 --> 00:15:02,827
THE SNAKE WAS VERY AGITATED.

453
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:06,000
SO WAS I.

454
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,275
>> MAN, THIS IS GONNA HURT.

455
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:08,862
>> WE'RE GONNA PIERCE HIS ASS

456
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,137
CHEEKS TOGETHER.

457
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:24,344
>> OHH.

458
00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:25,310
>> HI, I'M DON VITO, YOU'RE

459
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,724
WATCHING "JACKASS," AND I GOT A

460
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,689
BIG [BLEEP] DENT IN MY BACK.

461
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,172
>> HA HA HA!

462
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:32,241
>> HA HA!

463
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,379
>> YEAH!

464
00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,034
>> WHOA!

465
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:34,793
>> YEAH!

466
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:35,689
>> THERE IT IS!

467
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:36,793
>> DON VITO!

468
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:37,482
>> WOO!

469
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:40,068
>> WOO!
>> YOU'RE THE MAN, DOG!

470
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:41,551
>> YOU'RE THE MAN, DOG!

471
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:42,862
>> I'M RYAN DUNN, I'M ABOUT TO

472
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,379
BE TOWED THROUGH SOME HAGGARD

473
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,379
CORN FIELDS HERE AND GET

474
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,655
CORN FIELDS HERE AND GET
ANNIHILATED.

475
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:55,137
ANNIHILATED.

476
00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:58,413
ANNIHILATED.
>> ♪ [INDISTINCT HEAVY METAL]

477
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,103
>> ♪ [INDISTINCT HEAVY METAL]

478
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:02,655
>> ♪ [INDISTINCT HEAVY METAL]
[ARF]

479
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:31,931
[ARF]

480
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:34,517
[ARF]
>> COME BACK!

481
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:45,655
>> COME BACK!

482
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,862
>> I HURT MY [BLEEP].

483
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,724
UNH...UNH.

484
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:51,931
OH.

485
00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,413
OH.
LANDED ON MY [BLEEP].

486
00:16:54,413 --> 00:17:00,482
LANDED ON MY [BLEEP].

487
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,517
>> HA HA HA!

488
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:03,827
[APPLAUSE]

489
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:05,896
>> OH, MY GOD!

490
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:08,655
>> HA HA HA!

491
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,655
>> OK, READY?

492
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,620
>> OK, READY?
>> OOH.

493
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:16,689
>> OOH.

494
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:17,275
OOH.

495
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,758
>> [INDISTINCT], BUT WHAT ARE WE

496
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:20,034
WATCHING?

497
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,379
WATCHING?
>> HANG ON.

498
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:25,689
>> HANG ON.

499
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,793
>> THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

500
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,068
>> THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
>> LAST ONE.

501
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:32,896
>> LAST ONE.

502
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:35,103
>> UGH, THAT'S IT, DUDE.

503
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:36,103
>> YOU'RE DONE.

504
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:36,482
>> YEAH.

505
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:37,448
>> THAT'S THE END OF THAT.

506
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:38,068
>> UGH.

507
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:40,482
>> UGH.
[APPLAUSE]

508
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:48,000
[APPLAUSE]

509
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,068
>> I'M SICK OF THIS POOPING

510
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:49,689
STUFF, YOU KNOW?

511
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,896
I'M GONNA GET MY BUTT CHEEKS

512
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,965
PIERCED TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?

513
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:57,206
CAN I GET MY BUTT CHEEKS PIERCED

514
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,241
TOGETHER?

515
00:17:58,241 --> 00:17:59,655
HEE HEE HEE.

516
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,137
SHE HATES ME, DUDE.

517
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,448
SHE HATES ME, DUDE.
HA HA!

518
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:07,000
HA HA!

519
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,896
>> RELAX, RELAX.

520
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:08,896
>> OK, OK.

521
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,172
>> LET'S SEE, A BARBELL'S LIKE

522
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:10,689
THAT.

523
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,103
FOR ME TO PUT THAT IN, IT'S

524
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,172
GONNA BE LIKE--

525
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,862
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS

526
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:15,206
OF THAT?

527
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:16,344
>> THE WHOLE POINT IS TO CLOSE

528
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,310
THE TRAP DOOR.

529
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,793
HEE HEE HEE.

530
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,896
MAN, THIS IS GONNA HURT.

531
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,000
I KNOW--I KNOW THAT.

532
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,482
>> IT'S MEAT, IT'S NOT LIKE

533
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,241
YOUR EAR OR YOUR NOSTRIL.

534
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:26,379
IT'S JUST MEAT.

535
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,275
>> WELL, LOOK HOW BIG THE

536
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:29,103
JEWELRY IS.

537
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:29,896
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

538
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,517
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK

539
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:32,275
LOGISTICALLY.

540
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,655
>> LOGISTICALLY, I THINK YOU CAN

541
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,000
PULL IT OFF, IF YOU LOOSEN HIS

542
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,965
BUTT CHEEKS ENOUGH.

543
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:39,137
>> I'M CLEANING THE AREA.

544
00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,103
I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT AREA

545
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,413
WE'RE GOING FOR, SO I'LL JUST DO

546
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,379
A WHOLE BUTT PLAY IN THERE.

547
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:45,379
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

548
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,034
HAD TO GO NUMBER TWO, STEVEN?

549
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,896
>> OH, MAN, I DOMINATED ONE

550
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,172
TODAY.

551
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,103
>> DID YOU WIPE NICELY?

552
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:52,827
>> I KNEW I WAS COMING, SO I

553
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,586
LIKE FULLY CLEANED MY HOLE.

554
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:55,448
>> OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

555
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:56,862
THE FIRST PIERCING'S GONNA GO

556
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,482
FROM LIKE HERE TO HERE, AND

557
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,689
THEN, FROM THERE TO THERE.

558
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:01,931
I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT'S

559
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,275
GONNA HAPPEN.

560
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,344
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA CLAMP HIM.

561
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:07,413
>> HERE WE GO.

562
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,586
>> HA HA HA.

563
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,896
>> [WHISTLING]

564
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,241
>> OK, STEVE, LET'S TAKE A

565
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:14,689
REALLY DEEP BREATH IN.

566
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,379
HOLD IT.

567
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,931
AND LET IT OUT.

568
00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:20,275
>> AHH.

569
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:21,379
>> HA HA HA.

570
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:23,482
>> THERE, THAT WASN'T THAT BAD.

571
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,896
OK, THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE

572
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:28,000
SLOWER.

573
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,137
THERE WE GO.

574
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:29,931
THAT THERE.

575
00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:30,862
>> THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

576
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,551
THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD.

577
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,000
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST

578
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,103
DOMINATED ME?

579
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:37,344
>> NO.

580
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,482
>> DOES THAT LOOK FUNNY, DUDE?

581
00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:39,586
>> YOU LOOK REALLY COOL,

582
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:40,241
STEVE-O.

583
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:41,655
>> YEAH, DUDE, I JUST GOT MY

584
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,206
BUTT PIERCED.

585
00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:44,655
>> YOU GUYS THINK STEVE-O HAS A

586
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:45,379
SWEET ASS?

587
00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:46,310
>> OH, YEAH, HE'S GOT

588
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:46,896
A GREAT ASS.

589
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,137
>> DOESN'T THAT HURT?

590
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:48,827
>> OH, YEAH,

591
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:50,000
IT HURTS LIKE CRAZY.

592
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,275
>> ALL RIGHT!

593
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,103
>> THAT'S GROSS!

594
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,275
>> I PIERCED MY ASS CHEEKS

595
00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:54,689
TOGETHER.

596
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,068
>> YOU NEED TO PIERCE YOUR BALLS

597
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:56,793
TOGETHER.

598
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:57,551
>> ALL RIGHT, STEVE,

599
00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,482
IT'S COMING OUT, OK?

600
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,241
>> COMING OUT.

601
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:00,862
>> PULLING IT OUT.

602
00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,724
>> GET HIM THROUGH IT, STEPH.

603
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:03,620
>> DONE THAT BEFORE.

604
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,896
>> THAT HURTS, DOESN'T IT?

605
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,862
>> SHE'S FASCINATED.

606
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,758
>> OH, IT'S BLEEDING!

607
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,137
>> OH, IT'S BLEEDING!
OOH! YEAH.

608
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:12,965
OOH! YEAH.

609
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:15,586
>> THAT'S IT, YOU ARE ALL RIGHT.

610
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:17,724
>> YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.

611
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,413
>> THAT WAS HORRIBLE, DUDE.

612
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,931
>> THAT WAS HORRIBLE, DUDE.
HA HA HA.

613
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,000
HA HA HA.

614
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,793
>> LET'S NOT [BLEEP] ME UP.

615
00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:27,068
>> TO THE RIGHT ONE MORE.

616
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,689
>> HE'S CRAZY, SO DON'T TRUST

617
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:29,206
HIM.

618
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,000
>> DO THIS ONE FOR THE TEAM,

619
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,310
MAN!

620
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,586
>> THIS ONE'S FOR THE SHOW-ME

621
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,862
>> THIS ONE'S FOR THE SHOW-ME
STATE!

622
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:36,413
STATE!

623
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,620
STATE!
>> RAH!

624
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:41,206
>> RAH!

625
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:45,034
AWOO!

626
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:47,655
AWOO!
>> YEAH!

627
00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:48,896
>> YEAH!

628
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:52,241
>> YEAH!
>> AWOO!

629
00:20:52,241 --> 00:21:03,517
>> AWOO!

630
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,965
>> AWOO!
>> HA HA HA!

631
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:10,034
>> HA HA HA!

632
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,551
>> OH!

633
00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:13,275
>> COME ON!

634
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:15,931
>> HUT, HUT, HIKE!

635
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:17,448
>> OH!

636
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:20,379
>> OH!
[FART]

637
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,758
[FART]

638
00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:24,034
>> AH HA HA!

639
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,448
>> AH HA HA!
HA HA!

640
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:28,793
HA HA!

641
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,241
>> I'M BUNNY THE LIFEGUARD, AND

642
00:21:30,241 --> 00:21:31,172
AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER,

643
00:21:31,172 --> 00:21:33,000
I'M GONNA LAY DOWN LAKESIDE,

644
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,827
TOPLESS, AND GET RID OF THESE

645
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,965
TOPLESS, AND GET RID OF THESE
HORRIBLE TAN LINES.