Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and you're watching--
-Stop it! -It's welcome!
-Stop it! -You fat !
You're on my knee again.
You're on my kn-- I can't even kick you away.
You're on my damn knee...
Today we're gonna go to a sporting goods store
a do a little boxing.
Johnny Knoxville versus Jeff Tremaine.
Let's keep it clean.
Ohh!
Alright, touch gloves, come out fighting.
-Hello?
-Whoa, whoa, man.
Stop that in here!
Stop! Stop it!
-You can't do that. -Why?
-What do you mean why? -We're training.
No, come on, we can't do that in here, this is not a gym.
What happened? What's wrong?
This isn't a gym or something.
You have equipment,
so we thought it would be alright.
No, no, it's not alright.
Who won?
Uh, that's up to the judges.
You guys are gonna have to leave before the police come...
Who'd you think won?
Uh, I don't know, it was pretty clean.
-Pretty clean? -Yeah.
Who looked better though?
People were flying into-- into the clothing.
So, I don't know, maybe a hard hitter.
I don't know.
Who looked better to you?
Did you see which guy looked better?
-Oh, I didn't see.
Did you see who won?
Can you--can you
-take this out of here? -Alright.
The winner and new champion, the South Knoxville Strong Boy.
Next, we have some antiquing for you.
But what is antiquing? Well, I'll tell you.
When your friends sleep at night,
nestled up, scoop out of the 8-ball bucket
the biggest mountain of Colombian gold you can, huh?
Turn them to antiques.
That wasn't funny.
Sorry, Rake, it'll be funny later.
Look at his eye. Tape his eye.
They can make bread out of my eye.
hurts.
Brandon did it, punch him.
I didn't do it.
I--on the sofa?
You guys, I swear...
I got it all over me, what a bunch of jerks.
-Best part.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy, this is the Human Wrecking Ball.
This is Rene Hoffman.
He owns the Orlando Watersports Complex here
where I'm gonna be...
hopefully be wakeboarding today.
I'm very uncoordinated, I can't even
get up on a wakeboard or skis
up into this point in my life.
Do you think you can get me up today?
Well, we have even girls out here that do it.
Are you calling me a girl?
What's gonna happen to Knoxville when he does this?
Either he'll go really far and eat,
or he won't go very far
and smash into the jump and eat .
Either way, he's eating ?
Yep.
I'm Johnny Knoxville,
I'm about to do some wakeboarding.
See you, Guch.
Oh, he's got it.
-He's so got it. -Such a bad idea.
No, he's got it.
That's it, man.
Ian Stewart.
Bro, this is the
.
The ...
for 47 years...
Hick.
Well, I--well,
the reason I come down here in the first place
is to take care of some of this stuff.
Van Damme.
I was once on a mission,
on a cruise, I was wishin'
that my mom was in the kitchen
eatin' chicken, finger lickin'.
-Pirate. -Harr, me matey!
There was the seven seas and I swabbed the decks
on all of them, and took off my trousers and my peg leg.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy, this is the Human Wrecking Ball.
Shoot! Oh, God!
Mother! Jeez, ow!
me, God.
That's how we really wreck something, man.
Hey, let's do it one more time, guys.
Alright? One more.
That was a bullseye, Preston.
We're here at Alchemy in Orlando, Florida,
and we're going to get Mr. O waxed down real good.
I've been wearing this bikini a lot lately,
and I'm looking to clean up my bikini line a little bit.
You know it's gonna hurt?
You know it's gonna hurt really, really bad.
-What? -Waxing, it hurts.
He's Mr. Pain.
We need to wax my eyebrows,
my armpits, and my chest.
I know, I'm just chillin'.
-Oh!
-Ready?
Wait, show 'em the strip.
It makes the hair periscoping
over his bikini even that much nastier.
It's gotta be fast otherwise it won't work?
-Go? Go? -Yeah, go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, go, go!
I got it, I got it. No, I got it this time.
-I got it, I got it.
Ahh!
-Having to do body wax? -Yeah, first and last time.
Yes! Oh my God...
Oh my God, man.
Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is Olympic Stilt Diving.
Time for work.
Oh!
So soon already.
Bless you.
I'm tired of those darn, pesky law enforcers
giving tickets to everybody.
-Uh-oh. -Sir, what's the time on that?
You better have keys to that car.
-Uh-oh. -Sir?
-Yes? -Are you aware
that what you're doing is illegal
and you can get arrested for it?
-Arrested? -Yes.
-How do you mean? -For putting time
on meters of cars that are not yours.
Oh, yeah, um, see,
I'm the Meter Fairy, and that is my job.
No, I'm the Meter Fairy.
Let's--let's keep going.
This is fun, isn't it?
Oh, it's a riot.
I get it.
You're the strong, silent type.
Where you going?
Oh, dude, this is the meter place.
This is the enemy.
Uh-oh, this one looks like it's out of time.
-Sir? -Add some more minutes.
-Excuse me. -Bless you.
Please don't do that, you're not allowed
to feed other people's meters.
-Other people's meters? -It's against the law
to put money into people's meters.
Well, I'm the Meter Fairy.
I'm the parking enforcement officer, and I'm telling you
that you're not allowed to do so.
Can I just do a couple,
and you do a couple of yours so we can share?
No.
Oh, no.
This one's out too.
Go figure.
I think he's great.
Today we just got into England,
and everyone's a little bit groggy
and still checking into the hotel.
And it's time to wake everybody up
with an enticing striptease.
Party Boy's coming to town.
Who is it?
Whoo, it's the Party Boy!
Come on, I'm trying to take a shower.
Why'd I open the door?
We're here, uh, 33-foot high up
in Orlando, Florida.
About to witness the last strange days
of Mr. Steve-O.
Oh, God, the gooch.
Are you gonna be able to swim with these things on?
Nope.
So what's gonna happen?
I don't know.
I'm gonna sink, I think.
Hi, I'm Steve-O,
and this is Olympic Stilt Diving.
Oh, God.
What happened, I thought you were gonna
-do a flip. -Ahh,
I think my career in Olympic Stilt Diving
is not necessarily over, but for today, it is.
You hit me in the mouth.
I'm so gonna get a fat lip from that.
Oh...
We're gonna go down this hill in these carts
and get all hurt.
Are you ready? It's ghetto carts, baby.
!
Oh, dude!
Oh, yo!
My tailbone is seriously broken.
I'm not even kidding.
What is he saying?
He broke his tailbone.
That's alright, we don't have tails anymore.
What's the purpose of having one?
Could you just explain what you're doing real quick?
We're taking films of his back
to make sure his spine is okay.
You can see his pee pee on there.
No, no, no, we don't wanna see.
-Yeah, it shows
a lot of flesh, yes.
Where's the tailbone in this?
Right here underneath all this feces.
-That's all feces? -Yep, right here.
-So funny, like...
That you can see my crap inside of my stomach?
You can see your balls, you can see everything.
That's awesome, make sure you play that on MTV.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
I'm about to be pelted by three shooters with
paintball guns for a Rolling Stonecover shoot.
Okay, riflemen?
-Let 'em raise their rifles... -Please take your aim.
Once it starts flashing, you can go.
Ready, aim,
-Fire!
Ohh!
Oh, sorry.
Pinched my nut.
-Never been washed. -Oh, !
Man, quit spinning me around! I'm gonna throw up.
Seriously, stop spinning me around.
damn.
You just got hit in the face with a Porta Potty,
-how did it feel?
Ehh, I'm alright.