1 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:22,620 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and you're watching-- 2 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,448 -Stop it! -It's welcome! 3 00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:26,103 -Stop it! -You fat ! 4 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:27,620 You're on my knee again. 5 00:00:27,689 --> 00:00:29,068 You're on my kn-- I can't even kick you away. 6 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:30,724 You're on my damn knee... 7 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:02,620 Today we're gonna go to a sporting goods store 8 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:03,931 a do a little boxing. 9 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,551 Johnny Knoxville versus Jeff Tremaine. 10 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:07,724 Let's keep it clean. 11 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,206 Ohh! 12 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:32,655 Alright, touch gloves, come out fighting. 13 00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:34,310 -Hello? 14 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:36,068 -Whoa, whoa, man. 15 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,517 Stop that in here! 16 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,586 Stop! Stop it! 17 00:01:46,655 --> 00:01:47,827 -You can't do that. -Why? 18 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:49,655 -What do you mean why? -We're training. 19 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:52,172 No, come on, we can't do that in here, this is not a gym. 20 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:58,344 What happened? What's wrong? 21 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:02,482 This isn't a gym or something. 22 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:03,655 You have equipment, 23 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:04,793 so we thought it would be alright. 24 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,000 No, no, it's not alright. 25 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:08,655 Who won? 26 00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:10,103 Uh, that's up to the judges. 27 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,413 You guys are gonna have to leave before the police come... 28 00:02:11,482 --> 00:02:12,758 Who'd you think won? 29 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:14,586 Uh, I don't know, it was pretty clean. 30 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:15,931 -Pretty clean? -Yeah. 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,586 Who looked better though? 32 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:20,586 People were flying into-- into the clothing. 33 00:02:20,655 --> 00:02:22,068 So, I don't know, maybe a hard hitter. 34 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:23,413 I don't know. 35 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:24,758 Who looked better to you? 36 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,241 Did you see which guy looked better? 37 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:29,620 -Oh, I didn't see. 38 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:31,793 Did you see who won? 39 00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:35,310 Can you--can you 40 00:02:35,379 --> 00:02:37,103 -take this out of here? -Alright. 41 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:41,724 The winner and new champion, the South Knoxville Strong Boy. 42 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,758 Next, we have some antiquing for you. 43 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:54,965 But what is antiquing? Well, I'll tell you. 44 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:57,689 When your friends sleep at night, 45 00:02:57,758 --> 00:03:01,551 nestled up, scoop out of the 8-ball bucket 46 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:04,551 the biggest mountain of Colombian gold you can, huh? 47 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:10,275 Turn them to antiques. 48 00:03:30,103 --> 00:03:32,137 That wasn't funny. 49 00:03:32,206 --> 00:03:34,586 Sorry, Rake, it'll be funny later. 50 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:49,068 Look at his eye. Tape his eye. 51 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:51,931 They can make bread out of my eye. 52 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,275 hurts. 53 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,448 Brandon did it, punch him. 54 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:56,379 I didn't do it. 55 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:23,137 I--on the sofa? 56 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:24,793 You guys, I swear... 57 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,310 I got it all over me, what a bunch of jerks. 58 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:37,689 -Best part. 59 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,965 Hi, I'm Preston Lacy, this is the Human Wrecking Ball. 60 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,965 This is Rene Hoffman. 61 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:41,172 He owns the Orlando Watersports Complex here 62 00:06:41,241 --> 00:06:42,689 where I'm gonna be... 63 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:45,241 hopefully be wakeboarding today. 64 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,827 I'm very uncoordinated, I can't even 65 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,896 get up on a wakeboard or skis 66 00:06:49,965 --> 00:06:51,241 up into this point in my life. 67 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,068 Do you think you can get me up today? 68 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,172 Well, we have even girls out here that do it. 69 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:56,862 Are you calling me a girl? 70 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:58,655 What's gonna happen to Knoxville when he does this? 71 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:01,034 Either he'll go really far and eat, 72 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,896 or he won't go very far 73 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,827 and smash into the jump and eat . 74 00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:06,034 Either way, he's eating ? 75 00:07:06,103 --> 00:07:07,103 Yep. 76 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:08,275 I'm Johnny Knoxville, 77 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,586 I'm about to do some wakeboarding. 78 00:07:27,586 --> 00:07:28,896 See you, Guch. 79 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:31,482 Oh, he's got it. 80 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,793 -He's so got it. -Such a bad idea. 81 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,965 No, he's got it. 82 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:40,000 That's it, man. 83 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:44,448 Ian Stewart. 84 00:08:44,517 --> 00:08:45,758 Bro, this is the 85 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,275 . 86 00:08:47,344 --> 00:08:49,275 The ... 87 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,586 for 47 years... 88 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:55,275 Hick. 89 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:56,965 Well, I--well, 90 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:58,965 the reason I come down here in the first place 91 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:01,000 is to take care of some of this stuff. 92 00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:02,448 Van Damme. 93 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:03,689 I was once on a mission, 94 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:05,000 on a cruise, I was wishin' 95 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,344 that my mom was in the kitchen 96 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,000 eatin' chicken, finger lickin'. 97 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:10,344 -Pirate. -Harr, me matey! 98 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:12,137 There was the seven seas and I swabbed the decks 99 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,586 on all of them, and took off my trousers and my peg leg. 100 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:36,655 Hi, I'm Preston Lacy, this is the Human Wrecking Ball. 101 00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:02,827 Shoot! Oh, God! 102 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:05,655 Mother! Jeez, ow! 103 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:09,482 me, God. 104 00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:12,689 That's how we really wreck something, man. 105 00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:15,206 Hey, let's do it one more time, guys. 106 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,724 Alright? One more. 107 00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:31,965 That was a bullseye, Preston. 108 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:41,379 We're here at Alchemy in Orlando, Florida, 109 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:45,103 and we're going to get Mr. O waxed down real good. 110 00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:47,206 I've been wearing this bikini a lot lately, 111 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:50,793 and I'm looking to clean up my bikini line a little bit. 112 00:10:50,862 --> 00:10:52,000 You know it's gonna hurt? 113 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,517 You know it's gonna hurt really, really bad. 114 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,517 -What? -Waxing, it hurts. 115 00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:57,034 He's Mr. Pain. 116 00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,413 We need to wax my eyebrows, 117 00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,551 my armpits, and my chest. 118 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:03,137 I know, I'm just chillin'. 119 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:05,068 -Oh! 120 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,448 -Ready? 121 00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:10,034 Wait, show 'em the strip. 122 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,000 It makes the hair periscoping 123 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,965 over his bikini even that much nastier. 124 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:23,620 It's gotta be fast otherwise it won't work? 125 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:29,620 -Go? Go? -Yeah, go. 126 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,931 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 127 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,137 No, go, go! 128 00:11:34,724 --> 00:11:36,103 I got it, I got it. No, I got it this time. 129 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,275 -I got it, I got it. 130 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,758 Ahh! 131 00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,448 -Having to do body wax? -Yeah, first and last time. 132 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,655 Yes! Oh my God... 133 00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:27,551 Oh my God, man. 134 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:53,413 Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is Olympic Stilt Diving. 135 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,000 Time for work. 136 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,620 Oh! 137 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:33,000 So soon already. 138 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,931 Bless you. 139 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,896 I'm tired of those darn, pesky law enforcers 140 00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,344 giving tickets to everybody. 141 00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,344 -Uh-oh. -Sir, what's the time on that? 142 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,655 You better have keys to that car. 143 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,310 -Uh-oh. -Sir? 144 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:51,689 -Yes? -Are you aware 145 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:53,000 that what you're doing is illegal 146 00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,172 and you can get arrested for it? 147 00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:56,586 -Arrested? -Yes. 148 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,275 -How do you mean? -For putting time 149 00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,310 on meters of cars that are not yours. 150 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,310 Oh, yeah, um, see, 151 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,586 I'm the Meter Fairy, and that is my job. 152 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,482 No, I'm the Meter Fairy. 153 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:09,655 Let's--let's keep going. 154 00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:29,379 This is fun, isn't it? 155 00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:31,655 Oh, it's a riot. 156 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,586 I get it. 157 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,724 You're the strong, silent type. 158 00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,689 Where you going? 159 00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:40,000 Oh, dude, this is the meter place. 160 00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:41,275 This is the enemy. 161 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:02,620 Uh-oh, this one looks like it's out of time. 162 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,965 -Sir? -Add some more minutes. 163 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,413 -Excuse me. -Bless you. 164 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,137 Please don't do that, you're not allowed 165 00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:10,655 to feed other people's meters. 166 00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:12,310 -Other people's meters? -It's against the law 167 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,068 to put money into people's meters. 168 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:15,655 Well, I'm the Meter Fairy. 169 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:18,724 I'm the parking enforcement officer, and I'm telling you 170 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,413 that you're not allowed to do so. 171 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,275 Can I just do a couple, 172 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,379 and you do a couple of yours so we can share? 173 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:25,586 No. 174 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,275 Oh, no. 175 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,827 This one's out too. 176 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,655 Go figure. 177 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,551 I think he's great. 178 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:41,931 Today we just got into England, 179 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,965 and everyone's a little bit groggy 180 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:46,965 and still checking into the hotel. 181 00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:49,172 And it's time to wake everybody up 182 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,793 with an enticing striptease. 183 00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:54,586 Party Boy's coming to town. 184 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:58,827 Who is it? 185 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,344 Whoo, it's the Party Boy! 186 00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:11,655 Come on, I'm trying to take a shower. 187 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,551 Why'd I open the door? 188 00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:19,551 We're here, uh, 33-foot high up 189 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,103 in Orlando, Florida. 190 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,413 About to witness the last strange days 191 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,413 of Mr. Steve-O. 192 00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,724 Oh, God, the gooch. 193 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:38,965 Are you gonna be able to swim with these things on? 194 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,310 Nope. 195 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,137 So what's gonna happen? 196 00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:45,965 I don't know. 197 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,310 I'm gonna sink, I think. 198 00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,448 Hi, I'm Steve-O, 199 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:53,482 and this is Olympic Stilt Diving. 200 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,689 Oh, God. 201 00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:18,103 What happened, I thought you were gonna 202 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,724 -do a flip. -Ahh, 203 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,379 I think my career in Olympic Stilt Diving 204 00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:25,413 is not necessarily over, but for today, it is. 205 00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,724 You hit me in the mouth. 206 00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:44,206 I'm so gonna get a fat lip from that. 207 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,896 Oh... 208 00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,793 We're gonna go down this hill in these carts 209 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,655 and get all hurt. 210 00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:54,310 Are you ready? It's ghetto carts, baby. 211 00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:05,068 ! 212 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,413 Oh, dude! 213 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,448 Oh, yo! 214 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,275 My tailbone is seriously broken. 215 00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:27,827 I'm not even kidding. 216 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,827 What is he saying? 217 00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,862 He broke his tailbone. 218 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,517 That's alright, we don't have tails anymore. 219 00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,000 What's the purpose of having one? 220 00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:40,620 Could you just explain what you're doing real quick? 221 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:41,862 We're taking films of his back 222 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,517 to make sure his spine is okay. 223 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,310 You can see his pee pee on there. 224 00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:48,689 No, no, no, we don't wanna see. 225 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,206 -Yeah, it shows 226 00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,034 a lot of flesh, yes. 227 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,551 Where's the tailbone in this? 228 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:56,034 Right here underneath all this feces. 229 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,413 -That's all feces? -Yep, right here. 230 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,068 -So funny, like... 231 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,931 That you can see my crap inside of my stomach? 232 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,413 You can see your balls, you can see everything. 233 00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:07,827 That's awesome, make sure you play that on MTV. 234 00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:11,000 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, 235 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,689 I'm about to be pelted by three shooters with 236 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:15,724 paintball guns for a Rolling Stonecover shoot. 237 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,586 Okay, riflemen? 238 00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,413 -Let 'em raise their rifles... -Please take your aim. 239 00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:23,206 Once it starts flashing, you can go. 240 00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:27,241 Ready, aim, 241 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,068 -Fire! 242 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,724 Ohh! 243 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,793 Oh, sorry. 244 00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:45,172 Pinched my nut. 245 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:11,206 -Never been washed. -Oh, ! 246 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,551 Man, quit spinning me around! I'm gonna throw up. 247 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,068 Seriously, stop spinning me around. 248 00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:29,862 damn. 249 00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:31,758 You just got hit in the face with a Porta Potty, 250 00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,620 -how did it feel? 251 00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:36,103 Ehh, I'm alright.