1 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,275 >> HI. I'M MARY. 2 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:23,482 WELCOME TO "JACKASS." 3 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,517 >> YOU BOTH GOT TO SAY, "HI, I'M 4 00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:25,344 JOHNNY KNOXVILLE." 5 00:00:25,344 --> 00:00:28,655 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY--BLEW IT. 6 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:29,931 >> I'LL GO WITH YOU. 7 00:00:29,931 --> 00:00:31,517 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 8 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:33,137 WELCOME TO "JACKASS." 9 00:00:33,137 --> 00:00:34,103 >> OK, LET'S TRY IT. 10 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:36,517 I'LL TRY TO STAY WITH YOU. 11 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:39,000 >> 1, 2, 3. 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,896 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 13 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:43,103 WELCOME TO "JACKASS." 14 00:00:43,103 --> 00:00:43,931 >> GOT IT. 15 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:46,137 >> GOT IT. >> OK. 16 00:00:46,137 --> 00:01:11,482 >> OK. 17 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:12,655 >> HELLO, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 18 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:13,896 I'M ABOUT TO BE PELTED BY 3 19 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:15,275 SHOOTERS WITH PAINTBALL GUNS FOR 20 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:19,827 A "ROLLING STONE" COVER SHOOT. 21 00:01:21,724 --> 00:01:23,827 >> OK, RIFLEMEN, PLEASE TAKE 22 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:24,758 YOUR AIM. 23 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,034 >> ONCE IT STARTS FLASHING, YOU 24 00:01:26,034 --> 00:01:27,448 CAN GO. 25 00:01:27,448 --> 00:01:34,724 >> READY, AIM, FIRE. 26 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:37,310 >> READY, AIM, FIRE. >> OH, STOP! 27 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:45,724 >> OH, STOP! 28 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:49,931 >> DUDE, THAT IS NO JOKE. 29 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:50,620 NO JOKE. 30 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,620 >> THAT WAS PAIN. 31 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:53,275 >> YEAH! 32 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,448 >> HOW'S THAT CHEST? 33 00:01:57,448 --> 00:02:01,034 >> HOW'S THAT CHEST? >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 34 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:12,758 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 35 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:15,517 YOU DRESSED SO FINE 36 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:16,551 THREW THE BUMS A DIME 37 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:23,068 IN YOUR PRIME, DIDN'T YOU? 38 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:25,034 PEOPLE CALL, SAY "BEWARE, DOLL, 39 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:26,103 YOU'RE BOUND TO FALL" 40 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:27,103 YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE 41 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:33,689 ALL KIDDING YOU 42 00:02:33,689 --> 00:02:38,827 YOU USED TO LAUGH ABOUT 43 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:43,275 EVERYBODY THAT WAS HANGING OUT 44 00:02:43,275 --> 00:02:48,000 NOW YOU DON'T TALK SO LOUD 45 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,551 NOW YOU DON'T SEEM SO PROUD 46 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:55,034 ABOUT HAVING TO BE SCROUNGING 47 00:02:55,034 --> 00:03:01,482 YOUR NEXT MEAL 48 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:05,862 HOW DOES IT FEEL? 49 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:10,689 >> ARE YOU QUICK? 50 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:11,103 >> NO. 51 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,793 LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN 52 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:24,482 LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN 53 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:29,655 >> YOU GOT IT? 54 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:30,793 >> OH, TOTALLY, MAN. 55 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,482 >> OH, TOTALLY, MAN. NICE ONE. 56 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:49,310 NICE ONE. 57 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:50,517 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 58 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:51,586 >> WELL, I'M TAKING OUT 59 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:56,965 SCREWS, AND WHEN PHIL SITS DOWN 60 00:03:56,965 --> 00:03:58,620 IN HIS CHAIR TO BALANCE HIS 61 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:05,172 BOOKS, HE'LL FALL, I GUESS. 62 00:04:05,172 --> 00:04:06,862 >> I WONDER... 63 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:08,103 >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 64 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:09,448 MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ALL OF 65 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:10,103 THEM OFF. 66 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:10,896 >> YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET 67 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:11,758 THE FRONT ONE OUT, BECAUSE WHEN 68 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:12,862 HE SITS DOWN, YOU WANT HIM TO 69 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:13,689 FALL BACKWARDS. 70 00:04:13,689 --> 00:04:15,172 I THINK THE ONLY ONE LEFT IS 71 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:15,689 THAT ONE. 72 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,241 >> I THINK IT'S OUT. 73 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:17,206 IT'S JUST YOU HAVE TO GET THE 74 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:19,758 FRONT ONE. 75 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,068 >> OH, HE'S GOING TO GET 76 00:04:21,068 --> 00:04:22,551 ANNIHILATED. 77 00:04:22,551 --> 00:04:23,689 >> DO YOU THINK HE WOULD SEE THE 78 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,586 CAMERA HERE? 79 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:26,482 >> NO. 80 00:04:26,482 --> 00:04:27,586 >> DO YOU THINK HE COULD SEE 81 00:04:27,586 --> 00:04:28,000 THAT? 82 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,896 >> YEAH, BUT YOU THINK IT'S 83 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:31,482 >> YEAH, BUT YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO SEE HIM? 84 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:32,172 GOING TO SEE HIM? 85 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,172 [ELVIS SINGING "AND THE GRASS 86 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,310 WON'T PAY NO MIND" ON STEREO] 87 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,344 BUT TODAY I HEAR 88 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:04,034 COOLS THE SWEAT 89 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:07,310 COOLS THE SWEAT 90 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,931 >> HEY, MY NAME'S STEVE ROBERTS. 91 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:41,310 THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN 92 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:43,379 MESSING AROUND WITH HORSES IS 93 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:44,586 MESSING AROUND WITH MY COWBOY 94 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:47,000 MESSING AROUND WITH MY COWBOY FRIENDS. 95 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,896 FRIENDS. 96 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:52,724 >> YEAH! 97 00:05:52,724 --> 00:05:55,000 >> YEAH! >> YEAH! 98 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:03,448 >> YEAH! 99 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:05,896 >> YEAH! >> WOO! 100 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:08,620 >> WOO! 101 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,000 PULL THE FLUTE 102 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,137 I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE 103 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:29,724 THE WORLD'S MOST 104 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:32,827 THE WORLD'S MOST 105 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:58,965 HALF AND HALF 106 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:00,275 I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE 107 00:07:00,275 --> 00:07:00,965 THE WORLD'S MOST 108 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:05,379 PROGRESSIVE COWBOY DON'T FORGET THE CLOWN 109 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:10,724 >> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE 110 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:13,137 >> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE HUMAN BOWLING BALL. 111 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:30,000 HUMAN BOWLING BALL. 112 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,517 >> TODAY WE HAVE 3 TEAMS. 113 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,965 BAM AND RYAN. 114 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:36,758 THE BANANAS. 115 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:39,620 KNOXVILLE, WEE 116 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:40,068 MAN. 117 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,413 WE HAVEN'T 118 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:42,137 DECIDED. 119 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:44,482 DANGER 120 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:46,103 EHREN AND DAVE. 121 00:07:46,103 --> 00:07:47,931 THEIR TEAM NAME IS THE ORANGE 122 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,137 SHIRTS--BUT THEY FORGOT THEIRS. 123 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,103 >> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE 124 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,655 >> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE HUMAN BOWLING BALL. 125 00:07:53,655 --> 00:08:03,172 HUMAN BOWLING BALL. 126 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:04,827 >> OH, MY GOD! 127 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,206 >> OW! 128 00:08:09,206 --> 00:08:13,068 >> OW! 129 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:14,896 >> NEXT UP IS DAVE AND EHREN'S 130 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:15,655 TEAM. 131 00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:19,206 TEAM. >> 1, 2, 3. 132 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:29,551 >> 1, 2, 3. 133 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,724 >> OH, THAT'S SO GOOD. 134 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:33,896 HOW'S IT GOING, PRESTON? 135 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:35,068 >> IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT. 136 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:36,310 >> YOU HAVING FUN? 137 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:37,413 >> YEAH, IT'S GREAT. 138 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,620 >> THE SCORE IS 2 FOR BAM AND 139 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,137 RYAN, AND THE SCORE FOR DAVE AND 140 00:08:42,137 --> 00:08:44,413 EHREN IS 3, SO IT'S A CLOSE 141 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:45,000 GAME. 142 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 >> HEY, BUDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON 143 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,517 DOWN HERE? 144 00:08:46,517 --> 00:08:47,137 >> HEY, RUB YOUR BALL. 145 00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:48,241 RUB YOUR BALL AND MAKE IT FEEL 146 00:08:48,241 --> 00:08:50,413 COMFORTABLE. 147 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:53,862 >> THERE YOU GO. 148 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:55,586 >> BEND YOUR KNEES. 149 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:57,000 >> 1, 2, 3! 150 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,206 >> YEAH, PRESTON! 151 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:00,206 >> YEAH, PRESTON! >> WOO! 152 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:05,137 >> WOO! 153 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:06,896 >> PUT THE BALL IN WATER. 154 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:07,413 >> THIS IS IT. 155 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:08,034 THIS IS THE LAST ONE. 156 00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:09,172 THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE. 157 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:10,413 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 158 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:11,137 >> THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 159 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:12,344 ONE MORE, THAT'S IT. 160 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:12,862 >> DUDE! 161 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:14,793 >> WHAT'S YOUR TEAM NAME? 162 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:15,620 >> JUST 3 TIMES. 163 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,586 >> 3 MORE TIMES? 164 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:18,310 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 165 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,241 YOU'RE THE CRAPPIEST BOWLING 166 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,931 BALL I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE. 167 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,068 >> YOU GOT A HELMET ON FOR 168 00:09:22,068 --> 00:09:23,620 SAKE. 169 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,241 >> 1, 2, 3! 170 00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:27,896 >> 1, 2, 3! >> WAIT, WAIT--OH! 171 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:35,344 >> WAIT, WAIT--OH! 172 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:38,206 >> OH, MY GOD! 173 00:09:38,206 --> 00:09:39,275 THAT WAS BRILLIANT. 174 00:09:39,275 --> 00:09:43,034 I THINK THAT WAS A SPARE ON THAT 175 00:09:43,034 --> 00:09:43,655 ONE. 176 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:46,000 THEY KNOCKED DOWN 7 PINS. 177 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,827 >> BE THE BALL. 178 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:47,310 >> AAH! 179 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,586 >> JUST PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THE 180 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:49,000 HOLE. 181 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,034 >> ARE YOU GUYS READY? 182 00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:52,206 >> ARE YOU GUYS READY? >> FINGERS IN THE HOLES! 183 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:57,448 >> FINGERS IN THE HOLES! 184 00:09:57,448 --> 00:09:58,724 >> YEAH! 185 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:02,724 >> WOO! 186 00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:03,862 >> THIS WILL BE THE FINAL 187 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:04,655 ATTEMPT. 188 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:06,931 KNOXVILLE AND WEE MAN NEED A 189 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:08,517 STRIKE FOR VICTORY, AND THAT'S 190 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,068 THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN ACHIEVE 191 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,137 IT. 192 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:13,137 >> THIS IS THE MONEY SHOT. 193 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:14,551 >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE FINAL 194 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:15,137 ONE. 195 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:16,758 YOU NEED A STRIKE TO WIN. 196 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:17,758 >> OK. 197 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:21,034 >> OK. >> 1, 2, 3. 198 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:26,413 >> 1, 2, 3. 199 00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:30,793 >> VICTORY IS OURS! 200 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:33,103 I FEEL SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! 201 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,482 >> TODAY'S VICTORS AREN'T NAMED 202 00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:35,413 VICTOR AT ALL. 203 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:36,827 IT'S EHREN AND DAVE, AND THEY 204 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:39,000 USED KEY FINGER PLACEMENT IN 205 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,620 THEIR BOWLING ACCURACY. 206 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:41,482 TODAY'S WINNERS! 207 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,827 TODAY'S WINNERS! >> WOO! 208 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:52,517 >> WOO! 209 00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:53,724 >> DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO 210 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:57,310 >> DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO GO ON A NICE, LEISURELY STROLL. 211 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:02,758 GO ON A NICE, LEISURELY STROLL. 212 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,965 >> COME ON, SWEETIE. 213 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,034 >> COME ON, SWEETIE. COME ON. 214 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:17,689 COME ON. 215 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:18,862 COME ON, BABY. 216 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:21,034 COME ON, BABY. COME ON, BABY. 217 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:25,068 COME ON, BABY. 218 00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:26,379 OH, BABY. 219 00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:29,034 OH, BABY. BABY, OH. 220 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:31,103 BABY, OH. 221 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:34,172 OH, GOD. 222 00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,655 OH, GOD. HA HA HA. 223 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,896 HA HA HA. 224 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:42,103 COME ON. 225 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,482 OH, GOD. 226 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:45,793 OH, BOY. 227 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,586 >> IT'S OK. 228 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,137 IT'S OK. 229 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,310 IT'S OK. >> THANK YOU. 230 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,482 >> THANK YOU. 231 00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:54,172 >> SO RICK'S GOING TO 232 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,758 DEMONSTRATE HOW WE RECORD A V.O. 233 00:11:56,758 --> 00:12:00,931 A V.O. IS A VOICE-OVER. 234 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,206 A V.O. IS A VOICE-OVER. 235 00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:09,103 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 236 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:09,448 >> OW! 237 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,931 >> YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY NOISE. 238 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,206 >> YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY NOISE. 239 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:18,275 >> ARE WE DONE? 240 00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:20,896 >> ARE WE DONE? 241 00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:34,344 >> DUDE, I'M IN THE SAME BOAT AS 242 00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:34,896 TONY HAWK. 243 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:37,482 TONY HAWK. THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME. 244 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,689 THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME. 245 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:40,586 >> ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO 246 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,551 BAM WHILE HE'S NOT ON THE BOAT? 247 00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:45,724 >> YEAH, I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND. 248 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,000 >> YEAH, I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND. THERE HE GOES. 249 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,482 THERE HE GOES. 250 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,275 >> THERE'S SO MUCH SPLASHING IN 251 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,965 HERE. 252 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,172 TONY IS GETTING WORKED ON THIS 253 00:12:59,172 --> 00:12:59,655 NEXT ONE. 254 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,586 >> PUMP UP THE JAM FULL 255 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:02,827 THROTTLE. 256 00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:03,620 >> TONY'S GETTING WORKED. 257 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,000 [PLAYING "THE HUMAN DRIVE IN 258 00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:33,275 HI-FI" BY CKY] 259 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:36,000 >> DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 260 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,206 SERIOUSLY, STAY RIGHT THERE, 261 00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:37,758 MAN. 262 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:38,827 TALK TO ME. 263 00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:41,310 TALK TO ME. >> I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 264 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:45,620 >> I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 265 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,413 >> OK, READY? 266 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,655 >> OK, READY? >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 267 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:56,827 >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 268 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:58,241 >> YO, THAT WAS GOOD. 269 00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:00,896 >> YO, THAT WAS GOOD. >> THAT'S A WRAP. 270 00:14:00,896 --> 00:15:06,896 >> THAT'S A WRAP. 271 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,896 >> SO WE'RE HERE IN MERRY OLD 272 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:11,344 ENGLAND, AND MR. PONTIUS AND I 273 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,068 OVERDID IT A LITTLE LAST NIGHT, 274 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,586 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PRACTICE 275 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,793 RUGBY WITH THE LONDON IRISH, A 276 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,620 PROFESSIONAL RUGBY TEAM. 277 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,344 PROFESSIONAL RUGBY TEAM. >> I DO NOT FEEL GOOD. 278 00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:28,068 >> I DO NOT FEEL GOOD. 279 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:31,517 >> THEY'RE PRETTY BIG BOYS. 280 00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:32,655 >> ...GET KICKED IN THE HEAD A 281 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,517 LOT. 282 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,000 LOT. >> BABY'S COLD. 283 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,862 >> BABY'S COLD. 284 00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:42,068 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND 285 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,344 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS IS RUGBY. 286 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,896 THIS IS RUGBY. 287 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:51,517 THIS IS RUGBY. >> GO FOR IT, SONNY. 288 00:15:51,517 --> 00:16:37,620 >> GO FOR IT, SONNY. 289 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,896 >> HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR? 290 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,172 >> HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR? >> GOOD. 291 00:16:41,172 --> 00:17:36,000 >> GOOD. 292 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,068 >> I'M STEVE-O, AND I'M GOING TO 293 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:40,413 SHOW THIS ALLIGATOR HOW I DO IT. 294 00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:43,655 HEY, BUDDY. 295 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:44,965 I DON'T THINK HE LIKED THAT. 296 00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,068 >> HE KIND OF MOVED THIS WAY A 297 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,758 LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW? 298 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:48,931 >> DO YOU LIKE THAT, BUDDY? 299 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,103 >> HEY, TRY TO RIDE YOUR 300 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,896 UNICYCLE RIGHT THERE. 301 00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:58,172 OK, JUST PUT YOUR UNICYCLE... 302 00:17:58,172 --> 00:17:59,724 >> LET'S GO. 303 00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:02,068 >> LET'S GO. WE GOT IT. 304 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,620 WE GOT IT. 305 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,965 >> MY NAME'S ROLLER BOBBY, AND 306 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:08,275 I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT SOME CRIME. 307 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,551 OF LONDON 308 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,931 PANIC ON THE STREETS 309 00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:17,000 OF BIRMINGHAM 310 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,034 I WONDER TO MYSELF 311 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,482 COULD LIFE EVER BE SANE AGAIN? 312 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,965 THE LEEDS SIDE STREETS 313 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,965 THAT YOU SLIP DOWN 314 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:31,758 I WONDER TO MYSELF 315 00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:35,241 HOPES MAY RISE ON THE GRASMERE 316 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:36,862 BUT, HONEY PIE 317 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:38,689 YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE 318 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,034 SO YOU RUN DOWN 319 00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:42,482 TO THE SAFETY OF THE TOWN 320 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,103 BUT THERE'S PANIC 321 00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,379 ON THE STREETS OF CARLISLE 322 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,689 >> NO JAYWALKING. 323 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,000 WAIT FOR THE GREEN. 324 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,448 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING. 325 00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:56,068 IT'S A RED LIGHT. 326 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:56,758 YOU KNOW THE LAW, MA'AM. 327 00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:59,793 NO CROSSING ON THE RED. 328 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:00,793 WOO-HOO-HOO! 329 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:03,310 YEAH! 330 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,724 ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK. 331 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:09,034 COME ON. 332 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:09,724 COME ON. 333 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:13,034 YOU ALL--ALL RIGHT. 334 00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:13,931 HALT! 335 00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:15,379 HALT! 336 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,896 YOU KNOW THE LAW. 337 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,103 ALL RIGHT. 338 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,517 ABOUT MY LIFE 339 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,724 HANG THE BLESSED DJ 340 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:27,931 BECAUSE THE MUSIC 341 00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:30,448 THEY CONSTANTLY PLAY 342 00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:32,068 ON THE LEEDS SIDE STREETS 343 00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:34,379 THAT YOU SLIP DOWN 344 00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:36,000 OR PROVINCIAL TOWNS 345 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,551 YOU JOG ROUND 346 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,689 HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ 347 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,206 HANG THE DJ 348 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,310 HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ 349 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,862 HAND THE DJ... 350 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,655 >> GO ON, SHOW US WHAT YOU CAN 351 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:50,034 DO, THEN. 352 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,827 HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ 353 00:19:56,827 --> 00:20:02,000 HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ... 354 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,310 >> NO JAYWALKING. 355 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,517 >> HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ 356 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:09,000 HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ 357 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,758 HANG THE DJ... 358 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,517 >> THAT'S BAD ASS. 359 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:18,206 >> REALLY GOING TO ME UP. 360 00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:20,517 >> REALLY GOING TO ME UP. >> READY? 361 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:24,344 >> READY? 362 00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:27,344 >> READY? >> YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE. 363 00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:33,931 >> YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE. 364 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,689 >> YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE. >> HE PEED ON ME. 365 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:42,758 >> HE PEED ON ME. 366 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:43,655 >> ALL RIGHT, OK. 367 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:45,862 OK, HERE, PEE ON ME, AND THEN 368 00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:46,275 WE'RE EVEN. 369 00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:47,413 >> LET ME PUNCH YOU IN THE 370 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,310 CHEST. 371 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,517 >> NO! 372 00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,241 >> YOU URINATED ON ME! 373 00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,172 STAND RIGHT THERE. 374 00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:52,137 >> PUNCH HIM HARD. 375 00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,241 THAT'S GOING TO HURT HIM. 376 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,413 >> NO. 377 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,000 >> NO. >> JUST DO IT. 378 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,482 >> JUST DO IT. 379 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,758 >> WANT TO DO IT? 380 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,931 >> WANT TO DO IT? >> YEAH. 381 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:24,620 >> YEAH. 382 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,689 >> YEAH. >> OK. 383 00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:30,931 >> OK. 384 00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:32,586 >> I NEVER THOUGHT FAT GUYS 385 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,448 GETTING TOSSED INTO CANS WOULD 386 00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:36,172 GETTING TOSSED INTO CANS WOULD BE SO FUNNY. 2 F1