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>> HI. I'M MARY.

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WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

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>> YOU BOTH GOT TO SAY, "HI, I'M

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JOHNNY KNOXVILLE."

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>> HI, I'M JOHNNY--BLEW IT.

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>> I'LL GO WITH YOU.

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>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

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WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

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>> OK, LET'S TRY IT.

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I'LL TRY TO STAY WITH YOU.

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>> 1, 2, 3.

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>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

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WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

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>> GOT IT.

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>> GOT IT.
>> OK.

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>> OK.

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>> HELLO, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

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I'M ABOUT TO BE PELTED BY 3

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SHOOTERS WITH PAINTBALL GUNS FOR

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A "ROLLING STONE" COVER SHOOT.

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[BEEP]

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>> OK, RIFLEMEN, PLEASE TAKE

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YOUR AIM.

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>> ONCE IT STARTS FLASHING, YOU

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CAN GO.

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>> READY, AIM, FIRE.

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>> READY, AIM, FIRE.
>> OH, STOP!

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>> OH, STOP!

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[BLEEP]

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>> DUDE, THAT IS NO JOKE.

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NO JOKE.

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>> THAT WAS PAIN.

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>> YEAH!

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[BLEEP]

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>> HOW'S THAT CHEST?

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>> HOW'S THAT CHEST?
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

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>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

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>> ♪ ONCE UPON A TIME

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YOU DRESSED SO FINE

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THREW THE BUMS A DIME

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IN YOUR PRIME, DIDN'T YOU?

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PEOPLE CALL, SAY "BEWARE, DOLL,

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YOU'RE BOUND TO FALL"

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YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE

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ALL KIDDING YOU

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YOU USED TO LAUGH ABOUT

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EVERYBODY THAT WAS HANGING OUT

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NOW YOU DON'T TALK SO LOUD

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NOW YOU DON'T SEEM SO PROUD

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ABOUT HAVING TO BE SCROUNGING

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YOUR NEXT MEAL

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HOW DOES IT FEEL?

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HOW DOES IT FEEL? ♪

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>> ARE YOU QUICK?

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>> NO.

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>> ♪ TO BE WITHOUT A HOME

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LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

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LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
LIKE A ROLLING STONE ♪

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LIKE A ROLLING STONE ♪

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>> YOU GOT IT?

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>> OH, TOTALLY, MAN.

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>> OH, TOTALLY, MAN.
NICE ONE.

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NICE ONE.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> WELL, I'M TAKING OUT

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SCREWS, AND WHEN PHIL SITS DOWN

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IN HIS CHAIR TO BALANCE HIS

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BOOKS, HE'LL FALL, I GUESS.

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>> I WONDER...

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>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

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MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ALL OF

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THEM OFF.

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>> YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET

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THE FRONT ONE OUT, BECAUSE WHEN

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HE SITS DOWN, YOU WANT HIM TO

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FALL BACKWARDS.

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I THINK THE ONLY ONE LEFT IS

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THAT ONE.

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>> I THINK IT'S OUT.

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IT'S JUST YOU HAVE TO GET THE

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FRONT ONE.

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>> OH, HE'S GOING TO GET

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ANNIHILATED.

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>> DO YOU THINK HE WOULD SEE THE

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CAMERA HERE?

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>> NO.

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>> DO YOU THINK HE COULD SEE

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THAT?

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>> YEAH, BUT YOU THINK IT'S

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>> YEAH, BUT YOU THINK IT'S
GOING TO SEE HIM?

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GOING TO SEE HIM?

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[ELVIS SINGING "AND THE GRASS

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WON'T PAY NO MIND" ON STEREO]

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>> ♪ AND THE MUSIC WILL KNOW

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WHAT WE'VE FOUND... ♪

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[PHIL SINGING SOFTLY]

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♪ ...HEAR A HUNDRED GOOD-BYES

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BUT TODAY I HEAR

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ONLY ONE SOUND... ♪

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[HUMMING]

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>> ♪ NOW, NOW, NOW

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NOW, NOW, NOW ♪

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>> ♪ NOW...

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[WHISTLING]

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>> ♪ YOUNG BIRD FLYING

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>> ♪ AND A SOFT WIND BLOWING

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COOLS THE SWEAT

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COOLS THE SWEAT
INSIDE MY PALMS ♪

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INSIDE MY PALMS ♪

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>> HEY, MY NAME'S STEVE ROBERTS.

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THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN

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MESSING AROUND WITH HORSES IS

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MESSING AROUND WITH MY COWBOY

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MESSING AROUND WITH MY COWBOY
FRIENDS.

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FRIENDS.

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>> YEAH!

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>> YEAH!
>> YEAH!

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>> YEAH!

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>> YEAH!
>> WOO!

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>> WOO!

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>> ♪ HIGH RIDING DADDY-O

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ SPUR-HUMP

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HEY, HO, LET'S GO ♪

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ FORNICATOR OF THE LASSO

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ SPERMINATOR

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OF THE [BLEEP] ♪

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ SHOOT THE CHUTE

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PULL THE FLUTE

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I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE

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THE WORLD'S MOST

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THE WORLD'S MOST
PROMISING COWBOY ♪

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PROMISING COWBOY ♪

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♪ LOW RIDING DADDY-O

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ SEXY DENIM RODEO

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ RHINESTONE...

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ROCK AND ROLL ♪

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ BUNS OF STEEL

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GERONIMO ♪

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>> ♪ PRINCE OF THE RODEO

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>> ♪ JERK THAT CALF

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HALF AND HALF

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I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE

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THE WORLD'S MOST

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PROGRESSIVE COWBOY ♪

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PROGRESSIVE COWBOY ♪
>> ♪ DON'T FORGET THE CLOWN

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>> ♪ DON'T FORGET THE CLOWN

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>> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE

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>> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE
HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

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HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

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>> TODAY WE HAVE 3 TEAMS.

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THE FIRST TEAM: BAM AND RYAN.

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THEIR TEAM NAME: THE BANANAS.

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TEAM NUMBER 2: KNOXVILLE, WEE

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MAN.

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THEIR TEAM NAME: WE HAVEN'T

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DECIDED.

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AND FOR TEAM NUMBER 3: DANGER

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EHREN AND DAVE.

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THEIR TEAM NAME IS THE ORANGE

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SHIRTS--BUT THEY FORGOT THEIRS.

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>> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE

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>> HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE
HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

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HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

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>> OH, MY GOD!

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[BEEP]

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[BEEP]
>> OW!

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>> OW!

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>> NEXT UP IS DAVE AND EHREN'S

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TEAM.

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TEAM.
>> 1, 2, 3.

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>> 1, 2, 3.

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>> OH, THAT'S SO GOOD.

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HOW'S IT GOING, PRESTON?

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>> IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT.

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>> YOU HAVING FUN?

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>> YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

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>> THE SCORE IS 2 FOR BAM AND

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RYAN, AND THE SCORE FOR DAVE AND

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EHREN IS 3, SO IT'S A CLOSE

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GAME.

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>> HEY, BUDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON

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DOWN HERE?

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>> HEY, RUB YOUR BALL.

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RUB YOUR BALL AND MAKE IT FEEL

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COMFORTABLE.

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>> THERE YOU GO.

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>> BEND YOUR KNEES.

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>> 1, 2, 3!

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>> YEAH, PRESTON!

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>> YEAH, PRESTON!
>> WOO!

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>> WOO!

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>> PUT THE BALL IN WATER.

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>> THIS IS IT.

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THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

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THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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>> THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

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ONE MORE, THAT'S IT.

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>> DUDE!

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>> WHAT'S YOUR TEAM NAME?

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>> JUST 3 TIMES.

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[BEEP]

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>> 3 MORE TIMES?

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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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YOU'RE THE CRAPPIEST BOWLING

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BALL I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.

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>> YOU GOT A HELMET ON FOR

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[BEEP] SAKE.

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>> 1, 2, 3!

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>> 1, 2, 3!
>> WAIT, WAIT--OH!

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>> WAIT, WAIT--OH!

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>> OH, MY GOD!

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THAT WAS BRILLIANT.

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I THINK THAT WAS A SPARE ON THAT

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ONE.

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THEY KNOCKED DOWN 7 PINS.

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>> BE THE BALL.

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>> AAH!

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>> JUST PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THE

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HOLE.

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>> ARE YOU GUYS READY?

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>> ARE YOU GUYS READY?
>> FINGERS IN THE HOLES!

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>> FINGERS IN THE HOLES!

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>> YEAH!

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>> WOO!

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>> THIS WILL BE THE FINAL

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ATTEMPT.

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KNOXVILLE AND WEE MAN NEED A

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STRIKE FOR VICTORY, AND THAT'S

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THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN ACHIEVE

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IT.

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>> THIS IS THE MONEY SHOT.

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>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE FINAL

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ONE.

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YOU NEED A STRIKE TO WIN.

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>> OK.

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>> OK.
>> 1, 2, 3.

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>> 1, 2, 3.

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>> VICTORY IS OURS!

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I FEEL SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

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>> TODAY'S VICTORS AREN'T NAMED

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VICTOR AT ALL.

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IT'S EHREN AND DAVE, AND THEY

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USED KEY FINGER PLACEMENT IN

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THEIR BOWLING ACCURACY.

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TODAY'S WINNERS!

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TODAY'S WINNERS!
>> WOO!

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>> WOO!

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>> DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO

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>> DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO
GO ON A NICE, LEISURELY STROLL.

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GO ON A NICE, LEISURELY STROLL.

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>> COME ON, SWEETIE.

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>> COME ON, SWEETIE.
COME ON.

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COME ON.

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COME ON, BABY.

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COME ON, BABY.
COME ON, BABY.

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COME ON, BABY.

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OH, BABY.

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OH, BABY.
BABY, OH.

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BABY, OH.

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OH, GOD.

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OH, GOD.
HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA.

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COME ON.

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OH, GOD.

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OH, BOY.

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>> IT'S OK.

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IT'S OK.

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IT'S OK.
>> THANK YOU.

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>> THANK YOU.

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>> SO RICK'S GOING TO

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DEMONSTRATE HOW WE RECORD A V.O.

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A V.O. IS A VOICE-OVER.

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A V.O. IS A VOICE-OVER.
[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> OW!

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>> YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY NOISE.

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>> YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY NOISE.
[GASPING]

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[GASPING]

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>> ARE WE DONE?

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>> ARE WE DONE?
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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>> DUDE, I'M IN THE SAME BOAT AS

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TONY HAWK.

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TONY HAWK.
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.

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THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.

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>> ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO

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BAM WHILE HE'S NOT ON THE BOAT?

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>> YEAH, I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND.

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>> YEAH, I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND.
THERE HE GOES.

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THERE HE GOES.

300
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>> THERE'S SO MUCH SPLASHING IN

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HERE.

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TONY IS GETTING WORKED ON THIS

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NEXT ONE.

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>> PUMP UP THE JAM FULL

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THROTTLE.

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>> TONY'S GETTING WORKED.

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[PLAYING "THE HUMAN DRIVE IN

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[PLAYING "THE HUMAN DRIVE IN
HI-FI" BY CKY]

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HI-FI" BY CKY]

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>> DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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SERIOUSLY, STAY RIGHT THERE,

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MAN.

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TALK TO ME.

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TALK TO ME.
>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

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>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

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>> OK, READY?

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>> OK, READY?
>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

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>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

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>> YO, THAT WAS GOOD.

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>> YO, THAT WAS GOOD.
>> THAT'S A WRAP.

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>> THAT'S A WRAP.

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>> SO WE'RE HERE IN MERRY OLD

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ENGLAND, AND MR. PONTIUS AND I

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OVERDID IT A LITTLE LAST NIGHT,

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AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PRACTICE

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RUGBY WITH THE LONDON IRISH, A

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PROFESSIONAL RUGBY TEAM.

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PROFESSIONAL RUGBY TEAM.
>> I DO NOT FEEL GOOD.

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>> I DO NOT FEEL GOOD.

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>> THEY'RE PRETTY BIG BOYS.

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>> ...GET KICKED IN THE HEAD A

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LOT.

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LOT.
>> BABY'S COLD.

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>> BABY'S COLD.

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>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND

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>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND
THIS IS RUGBY.

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THIS IS RUGBY.

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THIS IS RUGBY.
>> GO FOR IT, SONNY.

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>> GO FOR IT, SONNY.

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>> HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?

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>> HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?
>> GOOD.

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>> GOOD.

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>> I'M STEVE-O, AND I'M GOING TO

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SHOW THIS ALLIGATOR HOW I DO IT.

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HEY, BUDDY.

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I DON'T THINK HE LIKED THAT.

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>> HE KIND OF MOVED THIS WAY A

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LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?

349
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>> DO YOU LIKE THAT, BUDDY?

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>> HEY, TRY TO RIDE YOUR

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UNICYCLE RIGHT THERE.

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OK, JUST PUT YOUR UNICYCLE...

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>> LET'S GO.

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>> LET'S GO.
WE GOT IT.

355
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WE GOT IT.

356
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>> MY NAME'S ROLLER BOBBY, AND

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I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT SOME CRIME.

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[BEEP]

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>> ♪ PANIC ON THE STREETS

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OF LONDON

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PANIC ON THE STREETS

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OF BIRMINGHAM

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I WONDER TO MYSELF

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COULD LIFE EVER BE SANE AGAIN?

365
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THE LEEDS SIDE STREETS

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THAT YOU SLIP DOWN

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I WONDER TO MYSELF

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HOPES MAY RISE ON THE GRASMERE

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BUT, HONEY PIE

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YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE

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SO YOU RUN DOWN

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TO THE SAFETY OF THE TOWN

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BUT THERE'S PANIC

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ON THE STREETS OF CARLISLE

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DUBLIN, DUNDEE, HUMBERSIDE... ♪

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>> NO JAYWALKING.

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WAIT FOR THE GREEN.

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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING.

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IT'S A RED LIGHT.

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YOU KNOW THE LAW, MA'AM.

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NO CROSSING ON THE RED.

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WOO-HOO-HOO!

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YEAH!

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ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK.

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COME ON.

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COME ON.

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YOU ALL--ALL RIGHT.

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HALT!

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HALT!

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YOU KNOW THE LAW.

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ALL RIGHT.

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>> ♪ IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME

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ABOUT MY LIFE

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HANG THE BLESSED DJ

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BECAUSE THE MUSIC

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THEY CONSTANTLY PLAY

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ON THE LEEDS SIDE STREETS

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THAT YOU SLIP DOWN

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OR PROVINCIAL TOWNS

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YOU JOG ROUND

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HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

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HANG THE DJ

403
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HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

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HAND THE DJ...

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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

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>> GO ON, SHOW US WHAT YOU CAN

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DO, THEN.

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>> ♪ HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

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HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

410
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HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ...

411
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,310
>> NO JAYWALKING.

412
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,517
>> HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

413
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:09,000
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

414
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,758
HANG THE DJ...

415
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,517
>> THAT'S BAD ASS.

416
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:18,206
>> REALLY GOING TO [BEEP] ME UP.

417
00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:20,517
>> REALLY GOING TO [BEEP] ME UP.
>> READY?

418
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:24,344
>> READY?

419
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:27,344
>> READY?
>> YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE.

420
00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:33,931
>> YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE.

421
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,689
>> YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE.
>> HE PEED ON ME.

422
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:42,758
>> HE PEED ON ME.

423
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:43,655
>> ALL RIGHT, OK.

424
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:45,862
OK, HERE, PEE ON ME, AND THEN

425
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:46,275
WE'RE EVEN.

426
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:47,413
>> LET ME PUNCH YOU IN THE

427
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CHEST.

428
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,517
>> NO!

429
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,241
>> YOU URINATED ON ME!

430
00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,172
STAND RIGHT THERE.

431
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:52,137
>> PUNCH HIM HARD.

432
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,241
THAT'S GOING TO HURT HIM.

433
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,413
>> NO.

434
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,000
>> NO.
>> JUST DO IT.

435
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,482
>> JUST DO IT.

436
00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,758
>> WANT TO DO IT?

437
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,931
>> WANT TO DO IT?
>> YEAH.

438
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:24,620
>> YEAH.

439
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,689
>> YEAH.
>> OK.

440
00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:30,931
>> OK.

441
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:32,586
>> I NEVER THOUGHT FAT GUYS

442
00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,448
GETTING TOSSED INTO CANS WOULD

443
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GETTING TOSSED INTO CANS WOULD
BE SO FUNNY. 2 F1