1 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:21,367 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 2 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:24,367 WELCOME TO "JACKASS." 3 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,067 AGH! 4 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:36,633 >> MOO! 5 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,333 >> AWOO! 6 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,567 >> WHOA! 7 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:56,833 >> THAT'S BAD-ASS! 8 00:00:58,967 --> 00:00:59,533 HI. 9 00:00:59,533 --> 00:01:00,267 >> HOW YOU DOING? 10 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:01,100 >> GOOD, MY NAME'S JOHNNY. 11 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,333 >> MARK, NICE TO MEET YOU. 12 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:02,967 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 13 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:03,833 I'M GONNA BE GETTING SPRAYED. 14 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:04,867 >> OH, YOU'RE THE ONE. 15 00:01:04,867 --> 00:01:05,633 >> YEAH. 16 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,200 >> OK. 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,200 >> HOW MANY POUNDS OF PRESSURE 18 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,067 COMES OUT OF THERE. 19 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,367 >> WE'RE LOOKING AT... 20 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,400 325 GALLONS A MINUTE. 21 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,500 THAT'S LIKE BEING PUNCHED, 22 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,500 YOU KNOW. 23 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,200 >> YEAH. 24 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,700 >> THEY'RE JUST PUNCHING YOU-- 25 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,500 KEEP PUNCHING YOU. 26 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,500 >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY GONNA 27 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:21,067 ME UP. 28 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,067 >> READY? 29 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:22,967 >> DO IT. 30 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:23,433 >> READY! 31 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:26,067 >> I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND I-- 32 00:01:31,267 --> 00:01:32,533 >> GET HIM AGAIN! 33 00:01:32,533 --> 00:01:35,767 >> HIT HIM, HIT HIM, HIT HIM! 34 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:06,600 >> STOP! 35 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,167 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 36 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:11,067 >> OH! 37 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:12,067 OH! 38 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:13,433 I TRIED TO SAY STOP A FEW 39 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,067 TIMES, BUT YOU GUYS WERE... 40 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:16,300 >> HE'S GOING, "NO, HE'LL TELL 41 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,133 YOU WHEN!" 42 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:19,400 >> HA HA! 43 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:23,533 HA HA! 44 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:24,867 OH! 45 00:02:24,867 --> 00:02:26,467 OH! 46 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,733 I'M REALLY... 47 00:02:31,733 --> 00:02:32,800 I'VE HAD ALL THE FUN 48 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,300 I COULD HAVE AFTER THIS. 49 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:52,133 NOW, THAT WAS FUNNY! 50 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,867 >> COME ON! 51 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:57,333 YOU BIG SISSY! 52 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,567 >> ALL RIGHT! 53 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:01,067 SKATE, SKATE! 54 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,267 >> THAT'S GOOD! 55 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:11,633 HA HA HA! 56 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:17,967 >> I DIDN'T GET THE CUP! 57 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:19,833 I NEED A CUP! 58 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,533 OH, . 59 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:23,800 >> HA HA HA HA! 60 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,467 >> IT'S--I SWEAR TO GOD, 61 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:26,067 IT JUST... 62 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,400 IT TOOK MY PENIS AND JUST-- 63 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,867 I THINK IT MIGHT BE GONE. 64 00:03:29,867 --> 00:03:31,367 >> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, 65 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:32,700 AND I'M ABOUT TO BE DRAGGED 66 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,167 BY A HORSE. 67 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:35,533 WHOA! 68 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:37,833 OH, OH! 69 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:45,933 OW! 70 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,167 FALLING ON YOUR STEEL 71 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:04,100 DEATH IN LIFE IS YOUR IDEAL 72 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:08,567 LIFE IS LIKE A WHEEL 73 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:09,833 SUNLIGHT 74 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,633 FALLING ON YOUR STEEL 75 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:15,533 DEATH IN LIFE IS YOUR IDEAL 76 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:22,867 >> DUDE, I JUST GOT DRUG 77 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:25,167 IN . 78 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,767 >> IN THE CORNER TO MY LEFT 79 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,133 WEARING THE PINK STRIPES, 80 00:04:31,133 --> 00:04:32,533 MAKE THAT BLUE WITH 81 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,233 PINK TROUSERS... 82 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:37,300 THE ONE THAT MAKES THE GIRLS SAY 83 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:43,600 "OH," STEVE-O! 84 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,500 >> WHOO! 85 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,600 >> KICK HIS ASS! 86 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,233 >> IN THE CORNER TO MY RIGHT 87 00:04:47,233 --> 00:04:49,533 WHERE THERE'S NO CORNER AT ALL, 88 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:51,600 WEARING THE RED TRUNKS 89 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,133 AND THE OLD-ASS SHOES, 90 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:58,400 RYAN "I'M OVER" DUNN! 91 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:04,767 LET'S GET READY TO TUMBLE! 92 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,700 >> LET'S GO, STEVE-O! 93 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,067 >> LET'S GO, DUNN! 94 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,133 KICK HIS ASS! 95 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,067 >> COME ON! 96 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:13,633 >> COME ON! 97 00:05:13,633 --> 00:05:14,433 GIVE HIM A LITTLE PEP. 98 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:14,900 A LITTLE PEP! 99 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,100 >> JUST STAY UP, STAY UP. 100 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:16,933 YOU GOT HIM. 101 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:17,700 YOU'VE GOT HIM. 102 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,467 WATCH THAT! 103 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,500 WATCH THAT! 104 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,400 >> OH! 105 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,233 >> YEAH! 106 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,367 YEAH, DUNN! 107 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:22,933 >> WHOO! 108 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:24,267 >> YOU GONNA TAKE THAT LIKE A 109 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:25,067 MAN ON STILTS? 110 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,233 >> STEVE-O, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 111 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:27,167 >> COME ON, COME ON. 112 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:29,100 >> YOU'RE GOING DOWN, STEVE-O! 113 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,833 >> OH! 114 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,633 >> POP HIM, DON'T LEAVE HIM! 115 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,700 >> THERE WE GO! 116 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,133 >> WIND UP, WIND UP! 117 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:38,667 >> OH, OH! 118 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,267 >> OH! 119 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,500 >> BRING IT IN HERE, 120 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,600 BRING IT IN HERE, FELLOWS. 121 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,167 COME ON. 122 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,067 I WANT THIS FIGHT CLEAN, 123 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:49,167 THAT MEANS DON'T BE LIKE HIS 124 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:50,767 EX-GIRLFRIEND, AND COME OUT 125 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,100 SWINGING. 126 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,067 GO! 127 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,633 >> OH! 128 00:05:58,633 --> 00:05:59,700 OH! 129 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,800 OH! 130 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,367 >> OH! 131 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:04,833 >> YEAH! 132 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:06,767 >> ALL RIGHT! 133 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,733 >> LET'S GET HIM UP. 134 00:06:07,733 --> 00:06:08,667 LET'S GET HIM UP. 135 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:09,533 >> NAH, THAT'S IT. 136 00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:12,067 IT'S COOL. 137 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:12,933 >> FIGHT! 138 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:14,667 >> WHY DOES MY 139 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,067 TASTE LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S 140 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,600 CHAPSTICK? 141 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,467 >> WATCH THE LEFT, DUNN! 142 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:19,633 >> WHOA, HE'S ON HIS BACK-- 143 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:21,067 >> MESS HIM UP! 144 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,100 >> HE'S ON-- 145 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,167 >> YEAH! 146 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,300 >> OH! 147 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,700 >> OH! 148 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:31,700 >> OW! 149 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,233 OH! 150 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:33,900 I THINK DUNN MAY HAVE TOOK HIM 151 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:34,833 IN THAT ONE. 152 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,333 >> I THINK THAT ROUND WAS FOR 153 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,067 DUNN. 154 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:37,767 >> DUNN. 155 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:38,400 >> DUNN. 156 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,533 >> EACH FIGHTER HAS FALLEN ONCE 157 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,733 AND TOGETHER IN THE FIRST ROUND 158 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,333 FELL SIMULTANEOUSLY. 159 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,933 OUR CAMERAS COULDN'T EVEN DETECT 160 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:45,400 WHO FELL FIRST. 161 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,567 ROUND 4, KEEP IT CLEAN. 162 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:47,700 NO GRABBING, NO BUTTER, 163 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,433 NO BLOWING. 164 00:06:48,433 --> 00:06:49,533 COME ON, LET'S GO. 165 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:50,633 >> YOU'RE DAD'S GOT A BIG 166 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:51,200 PACKAGE. 167 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,067 >> COME ON, STEVE-O, 168 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,233 BEAT HIM DOWN! 169 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,333 COME ON! 170 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,467 YEAH! 171 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:56,333 >> OH! 172 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,067 OH, OH, OH, OH! 173 00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:59,467 >> KICK HIS ASS! 174 00:06:59,467 --> 00:07:00,833 >> COME ON. 175 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:02,267 COME ON, STEVE-O! 176 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:03,900 >> OH! 177 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,067 >> OH! 178 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:06,233 STEVE-O. 179 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:07,133 >> STEVE-O! 180 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:07,833 STEVE-O! 181 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:08,633 STEVE-O! 182 00:07:08,633 --> 00:07:09,733 STEVE-O! 183 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:10,500 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 184 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,633 >> YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE NUT 185 00:07:11,633 --> 00:07:12,800 ON THE WAY DOWN! 186 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,833 >> HA HA HA! 187 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:14,700 THAT WAS A TACKLE, 188 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:15,800 THAT WAS NOT A PUNCH. 189 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,133 >> WHO DO YOU THINK WON? 190 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,267 >> I SAY STEVE-O WON. 191 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:19,500 >> DUNN WON FOR SURE. 192 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,600 DUNN WON. 193 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,400 >> DUNN. 194 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:21,967 >> STEVE-O. 195 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:23,367 I DON'T LIKE THAT MAN. 196 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,500 HE LOST. 197 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,833 >> HA HA HA. 198 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:27,933 >> STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O. 199 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,067 >> DUNN WON THE FIGHT. 200 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:29,800 HE KICKED HIS ASS. 201 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,600 STEVE-O TACKLED HIM 202 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,067 AS A LAST ACT OF A DESPERATE 203 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:33,300 MAN. 204 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,733 >> THE WINNER... 205 00:07:34,733 --> 00:07:36,533 AND STILL BOXING-- 206 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:40,733 >> BOO! 207 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:42,867 >> UM, HOW WOULD I GET TO 322? 208 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:44,833 I NEED TO GET TO 95. 209 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,067 YO! 210 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,400 >> DEBBIE, GET IN THE CAR! 211 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,200 >> YO, YO! 212 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:48,767 HE GOT OUT! 213 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:51,300 YO, YO, WE GOT A BOGEY!||||||||| 214 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,467 >> TODAY, BRANDON AND I ARE 215 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,533 GONNA BE ORDERLIES... 216 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,467 AND TRANSPORT MR. MARGERA TO 217 00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:15,400 ANOTHER MENTAL INSTITUTION. 218 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,567 THE ONE HE'S AT IS JUST NOT 219 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,200 WORKING OUT. 220 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,467 WE SHOULD... 221 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,100 >> OH! 222 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,267 NO! 223 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:26,667 NO! 224 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:28,600 >> GET BACK THERE. 225 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,467 >> GET IN THERE, YOU SON OF A 226 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,067 BITCH, GET IN THERE. 227 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:30,733 >> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE. 228 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:32,367 >> PUSH ON HIS GOODS! 229 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:49,333 >> OH, HE'S GOTTEN OUT! 230 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,833 >> YO! 231 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,067 >> WHAT THE HELL?! 232 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,533 HE'S SLIPPERY. 233 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:10,533 IN THERE! 234 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:22,467 >> EXCUSE ME. 235 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:23,467 THIS IS 202, RIGHT? 236 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:24,067 >> YES, IT IS. 237 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:25,800 >> UM, HOW WOULD I GET TO 322? 238 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,467 I NEED TO GET TO 95. 239 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,833 YO! 240 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:29,433 >> GET IN THE CAR! 241 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:31,167 >> YO, YO, HE GOT OUT! 242 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:33,467 YO, YO, WE GOT A BOGEY! 243 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:34,533 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 244 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:35,733 GET HIM, GET HIM! 245 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:36,433 >> HEY! 246 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,333 >> GET HIM, GET HIM! 247 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,533 >> COME ON, COME ON! 248 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:42,100 >> EXCUSE ME. 249 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,600 HOW WOULD I GET TO 202 SOUTH? 250 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,933 >> THAT'S 202 NORTH, 251 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,500 AND THE OTHER SIDE IS 202 SOUTH. 252 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,633 >> HEY! 253 00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:50,867 HEY, GET BACK HERE! 254 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:51,833 HEY, HE GOT-- 255 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:52,167 YO! 256 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:53,567 YO, YO, PULL THE VAN AROUND! 257 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:55,500 YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 258 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,833 >> I THOUGHT HE WAS RUNNING FROM 259 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:57,433 SOMEONE. 260 00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:58,133 >> I SAW HIM IN THE 261 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,100 STRAIGHTJACKET, AND I'M LIKE, 262 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,867 "HE'S ESCAPING FROM THE THING." 263 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:02,833 >> SO, YOU CAUGHT HIM? 264 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:03,300 >> YEAH. 265 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,233 I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW 266 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,433 THAT, LIKE, NOT TO BE ALARMED. 267 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,533 THEY, THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE 268 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:10,400 VAN, AND THEY TOOK HIM OFF. 269 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,333 >> I'M DANGER AARON, 270 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,433 AND THIS IS BLINDFOLDED 271 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:14,900 SKATEBOARDING. 272 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,567 >> ALL RIGHT, GO. 273 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,433 >> OH! 274 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:23,100 >> DUDE, YOU GOTTA BARGE IT! 275 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,600 >> YEAH, PUT THE SPEED ON THAT, 276 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,233 MAN! 277 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,767 >> WHERE'S MY BOARD? 278 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:28,967 >> TURN AROUND. 279 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,733 GET ON THE GROUND 280 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:30,967 AND LOOK FOR IT. 281 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:33,100 THE OTHER WAY. 282 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,567 GET ON YOUR KNEES, STOP. 283 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,200 GET DOWN. 284 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,567 TURN AROUND THE OTHER WAY. 285 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:39,267 STOP. 286 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:41,567 NOW CRAWL. 287 00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:44,433 THERE YOU GO. 288 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:46,767 HERE. 289 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,633 JUST PUSH STRAIGHT FROM THERE. 290 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:51,700 DON'T GO LEFT, DON'T GO RIGHT. 291 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,400 JUST GO STRAIGHT, OK. 292 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,200 YOU READY? 293 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,567 >> YEAH. 294 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:02,267 >> OH! 295 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,167 >> ARE YOU OK? 296 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,300 >> OH, . 297 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,800 SHOULD I TRY AN OLLIE? 298 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,800 >> YEAH! 299 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,067 >> YEAH. 300 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,833 >> OH! 301 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:14,667 >> OH! 302 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,333 >> I'M GONNA DROP IN ON HIS RAMP 303 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,833 THAT HAS 4 FEET OF VERT. 304 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:29,267 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 305 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:31,733 >> OH, MY GOD! 306 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,633 >> YOU OK? 307 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:33,367 YOU ALL RIGHT? 308 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,267 >> MY HAND'S TWITCH. 309 00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,467 MY HAND'S TWITCHING. 310 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,133 LOOK. 311 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,200 >> YOU DOING THAT ON PURPOSE? 312 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,767 >> NO, IT'S JUST LIKE THE NERVES 313 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,700 IN MY HAND LIKE GOT SLAMMED ON. 314 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,067 >> THE DOG WILL LICK IT. 315 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:43,933 >> IT'S GOTTA HURT. 316 00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:44,633 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU KIDS, 317 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:46,067 DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME, OK? 318 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:46,500 >> WE WON'T. 319 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,933 >> AND DON'T TRY IT HERE EITHER. 320 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,400 LIKE I SAID-- 321 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,100 WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? 322 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,133 >> SAFETY FIRST. 323 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,533 >> SAFETY FIRST. 324 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:56,267 REMEMBER THAT. 325 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:59,500 AND ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION. 326 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,500 >> I WANT YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE 327 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,167 FACE ONE SECOND PRIOR TO TAKEOFF 328 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,067 SO IT SOFTENS THE BLOW. 329 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,267 IN THE MIX 330 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:31,833 DOWN 20 MILES THROUGH THE STICKS 331 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,567 TO THE CLOUDY TOWN OF HELLVIEW 332 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:36,767 POPULATION 96 333 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,500 EXCESSIVE VACANCY 334 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,333 WELL MAYBE 335 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,633 IN THE SHADOW OF AN EYE 336 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,533 ALL THE STRANGERS PASSING 337 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,233 THROUGH 338 00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:45,133 AND WHERE THE RULES 339 00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,233 >> ME! 340 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,633 LEFT TURN A STORE 341 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,533 BUT ON THE RIGHT 342 00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:10,933 STAY FREE FROM SIGHT 343 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:13,500 'CAUSE 96 QUITE BITTER BEINGS 344 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,833 LIKE TO STACK THE BODIES HIGH 345 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,433 THE ONLY WAY TO EVER LEAVE IS 346 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,867 OVER-FLOODED BY THE STORM 347 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,333 AND ENTANGLEMENT IN HELLVIEW 348 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:28,267 ALL THE TOURISTS 349 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:33,267 THE CAUSE 350 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,200 TO LEAVE THE BLOOD 351 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,267 >> OW, 352 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,867 >> WHERE, IN HIS GUT? 353 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,167 >> HE'S ALL RIGHT. 354 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:51,967 >> I'M JACKASS. 355 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:52,967 AND YOU'RE WATCHING 356 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,600 RAAB HIMSELF. 357 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,067 >> I'M RYAN DUNN, 358 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,300 AND THIS IS THE SLINGSHOT 359 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,100 REDEMPTION. 360 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,633 >> OH! 361 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,200 >> THAT REALLY HURT THOUGH. 362 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,100 HA HA HA. 363 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,267 >> GO AHEAD. 364 00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,633 WHOA! 365 00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:25,533 >> DOUBLE UP, DOUBLE UP. 366 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,400 >> OOH! 367 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,933 HA HA HA HA! 368 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,900 >> I GOTTA BE HORRIBLE AT 369 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,267 EVERYTHING. 370 00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:41,533 OR ELSE IT JUST WOULDN'T BE ME. 371 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,067 YEAH.||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 372 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:08,700 >> RYAN DUNN IS GETTING 373 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,967 TAR AND FEATHERED RIGHT NOW. 374 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:13,567 >> YO, RYAN. 375 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:16,100 >> YEAH? 376 00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,633 >> OH! 377 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,333 HO HO! 378 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,700 >> OH, HE GOT FEATHERED! 379 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:27,067 >> HE GOT TARRED AND FEATHERED. 380 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,600 >> RYAN, LOOK AT ME. 381 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,800 RYAN? 382 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800 >> I GOT TARRED AND FEATHERED. 383 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,067 I THOUGHT THIS ONLY WENT ON IN 384 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:50,400 BUGS BUNNY CARTOONS. 385 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,333 >> WE GOT A BUNCH OF RUBBER 386 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,567 BANDS AROUND A HOBBY-HORSE, 387 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,733 AND PONTIUS IS GONNA GET ON IT. 388 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,933 IT'S LIKE TENSION 389 00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:57,967 AND TENT-STYLE STRENGTH. 390 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:58,800 >> HE'S GONNA GET SO 391 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,067 ANNIHILATED ON THIS HORSE. 392 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,067 >> I THINK IT'S GOOD. 393 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,067 I THINK HE'S GONNA-- 394 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,067 I THINK--MY OPTIMISM IS 395 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,267 REALLY, REALLY HIGH. 396 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,067 >> OPTIMISM IS HIGH! 397 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:08,800 >> ALL RIGHT, READY? 398 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,900 >> YEAH, YEAH, 399 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,633 I'M READY! 400 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,067 >> TWO, 3! 401 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,067 >> WE GOTTA WEIGHT IT DOWN. 402 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,067 IT'S TOO... 403 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,300 IT'S TOO MUCH FAT. 404 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:23,500 >> GOTTA WEIGHT DOWN THE FRONT 405 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,700 THOUGH 'CAUSE, I SWEAR, 406 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,233 IT LIKE... 407 00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:25,967 I WAS LEANING FORWARD, 408 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:29,067 AND IT WENT LIKE THAT. 409 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,733 >> I WANT TO SEE THIS SO BAD. 410 00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,167 >> IF YOUR WEIGHT'S NOT ON, 411 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,067 IT WOBBLES. 412 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,133 YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA LEAN 413 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,700 FORWARD LIKE A MOTHER-. 414 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,367 >> YEAH, YEAH. 415 00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:38,367 >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T GO. 416 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,600 HOLD ON, LET ME ADJUST THE 417 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,467 WEINER. 418 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,200 >> WHOO-WHO! 419 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,433 >> LEAN FORWARD, DUDE. 420 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,167 >> ONE! 421 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,067 >> WAIT, WAIT! 422 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,467 >> ONE, TWO, 3! 423 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,367 >> WE GOTTA TRY IT AGAIN. 424 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,433 >> NOW YOU SLIDE THIS THING 425 00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:54,133 THROUGH HERE? 426 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,700 OH, MAN, THIS IS--THIS IS... 427 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,700 THIS IS AMAZING. 428 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,467 >> OH, YEAH, DUDE. 429 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,600 I MIGHT BE FLYING OFF THE END OF 430 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,567 THAT PART OF THE THING. 431 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,233 >> THIS ONE'S FOR LITTLE BIG 432 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:01,967 HORN. 433 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:02,833 IT, GO. 434 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,767 >> ONE, TWO, 3! 435 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,300 >> OH! 436 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,167 >> THAT WAS THE WORST EVER. 437 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,200 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. 438 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,100 >> BUT WE'RE JUST LETTING GO. 439 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:14,833 WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS INSTEAD OF 440 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,067 LETTING GO, WE GOTTA RUN INTO IT 441 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,067 AND LET HIM GO. 442 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,267 YOU KNOW, SO HE EASES IN. 443 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,800 >> I'M RYAN DUNN, 444 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,900 AND I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS. 445 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,633 >> SO, WAIT, WAIT. 446 00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:24,667 LEAN FORWARD OR LEAN BACK? 447 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:25,733 >> LEAN FORWARD! 448 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:26,433 >> BACK! 449 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:27,367 >> I SAY BACK! 450 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,200 >> FORWARD! 451 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:28,933 >> THIS THING'S . 452 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,400 >> HE'S GONNA DO IT IN THERE SO 453 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,200 EASY. 454 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,367 >> FORWARD, 'CAUSE WHEN 455 00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:33,067 HE LETS GO-- 456 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,067 >> NO, HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA 457 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:34,933 WHEN YOU-- 458 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:35,733 IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS, 459 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:36,833 AND I'M GONNA BE LEANING BACK. 460 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:37,733 AND RIGHT WHEN YOU LET GO, 461 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:38,867 IT'S GONNA--IT'S GONNA FALL 462 00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:39,533 RIGHT BACK. 463 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,667 >> YEAH, YEAH, LEAN FORWARD. 464 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,500 >> NO, NO, NO! 465 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,733 IF I LEAN FORWARD, IT'S NOT 466 00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:43,433 GONNA WORK. 467 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,600 >> YOU'VE GOT TO LEAN BACK A 468 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,333 LITTLE BIT. 469 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,267 >> HANG THE ON. 470 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,100 >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 471 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,333 >> WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ITS 472 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,100 NECK. 473 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,200 >> HOLD ON. 474 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,167 >> THERE YOU GO. 475 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,267 >> THERE YOU GO, PONTIUS, 476 00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:53,133 THIS IS IT! 477 00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:56,267 >> TWO, ONE, 3! 478 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,967 >> YEAH! 479 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,300 >> DID THAT WORK, CHRIS? 480 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,933 >> YEAH, YEAH! 481 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,933 >> IT WAS GREAT! 482 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,867 >> SCRAPED MY NUB. 483 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,067 YOU GUYS PLAYING TENNIS? 484 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,667 I HAVEN'T PLAYED FOR A WHILE. 485 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,267 HURT MY LEG. 486 00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:32,533 HURT MY LEG. 487 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,300 OH! 488 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,567 OH! 489 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,067 DAMN! 490 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:44,867 OH. 491 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,600 YOU KNOW, I JUST NEED THE ONE. 492 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,067 YOU KNOW, I DON'T NEED 493 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,067 TWO OF THEM. 494 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,600 SO, MAYBE YOU'D JUST CHARGE ME 495 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,200 HALF PRICE. 496 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,967 >> YOU OUGHT TO DO-- 497 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,733 >> COME ON, COME ON! 498 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,200 >> YOU'VE GOT TO GO! 499 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,133 >> RIGHT NOW, MY FRIEND IS GONNA 500 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,400 GET RID OF A BLACKHEAD THAT'S 501 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,300 BEEN PESTERING HIM. 502 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:41,967 >> OH! 503 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:42,933 >> OH, MY GOD! 504 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,633 OH, MY GOD IN HEAVEN. 505 00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:49,567 >> GOOD GOD! 506 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,400 >> WHAT KIND OF PASTA IS THAT? 507 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,467 >> OH, MY GOD! 508 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,800 IT'S GOT A TAIL! 509 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,067 OH! 510 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,533 I THINK WE GOT IT! 511 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:07,167 OH! 512 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:07,800 >> UGH! 513 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,967 >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 514 00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:10,900 >> RIGHT HERE IS THE BEGINNING 515 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:11,833 OF THE BLACKHEAD. 516 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,033 YOU CAN SEE. 517 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,233 SEE HOW THE BLACK DOT STARTS 518 00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:15,867 YELLOW. 519 00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,667 AND AS IT GETS DEEPER 520 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,600 OUT FROM WHERE-- 521 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,667 >> IT TAKES ON A CREAMY 522 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,867 WHITENESS. 523 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,833 >> HOW MUCH DOES BAM-BAM WEIGH? 524 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,833 >> HE'S... 525 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,367 HE'S CLOSE TO 500 RIGHT NOW. 526 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,500 >> MY NAME IS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, 527 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,833 AND THIS IS BEAR WRESTLING. 528 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,033 >> IS THAT TIGHT? 529 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:34,800 >> OH, YEAH! 530 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,700 ARE YOU KIDDING? 531 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,400 >> IS THAT GOOD! 532 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,267 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! 533 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,000 LET ME LOOSEN IT. 534 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,067 >> YEAH, MY NUTS! 535 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:39,767 >> SORRY. 536 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,067 I GOT A LITTLE EXCITED. 537 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,100 >> DO YOU KNOW WHERE 538 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:42,967 ROUTE ONE IS? 539 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:43,567 >> YEAH. 540 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,467 >> I'M TRYING TO GET TO THE 541 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,633 TERRANCE BALL CENTER IT'S 542 00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:46,033 CALLED. 543 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,267 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 544 00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:48,433 MAN, HE'S-- 545 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,167 >> HEY! 546 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:49,967 >> WHOA, WHOA! 547 00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,167 >> GET HIM, GET HIM! 548 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,633 >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 549 00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:54,700 >> YOU READY? 550 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,500 >> YEAH! 551 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,367 >> ON 3. 552 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,467 ONE... 553 00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,067 TWO, 3. 554 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:06,767 >> OH! 555 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,933 HA HA! 556 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,933 >> IS IT COMING OUT? 557 00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:31,767 >> THEY GOT IT. 558 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,067 >> STEVE-O JUST POOPED ON 559 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:33,633 STILTS.