>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.
WELCOME TO "JACKASS."
AGH!
>> MOO!
>> AWOO!
>> WHOA!
>> THAT'S BAD-ASS!
HI.
>> HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD, MY NAME'S JOHNNY.
>> MARK, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M GONNA BE GETTING SPRAYED.
>> OH, YOU'RE THE ONE.
>> YEAH.
>> OK.
>> HOW MANY POUNDS OF PRESSURE
COMES OUT OF THERE.
>> WE'RE LOOKING AT...
325 GALLONS A MINUTE.
THAT'S LIKE BEING PUNCHED,
YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
>> THEY'RE JUST PUNCHING YOU--
KEEP PUNCHING YOU.
>> YEAH, IT'S REALLY GONNA
ME UP.
>> READY?
>> DO IT.
>> READY!
>> I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND I--
>> GET HIM AGAIN!
>> HIT HIM, HIT HIM, HIT HIM!
>> STOP!
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> OH!
OH!
I TRIED TO SAY STOP A FEW
TIMES, BUT YOU GUYS WERE...
>> HE'S GOING, "NO, HE'LL TELL
YOU WHEN!"
>> HA HA!
HA HA!
OH!
I'M REALLY...
I'VE HAD ALL THE FUN
I COULD HAVE AFTER THIS.
NOW, THAT WAS FUNNY!
>> COME ON!
YOU BIG SISSY!
>> ALL RIGHT!
SKATE, SKATE!
>> THAT'S GOOD!
HA HA HA!
>> I DIDN'T GET THE CUP!
I NEED A CUP!
OH, .
>> HA HA HA HA!
>> IT'S--I SWEAR TO GOD,
IT JUST...
IT TOOK MY PENIS AND JUST--
I THINK IT MIGHT BE GONE.
>> HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE,
AND I'M ABOUT TO BE DRAGGED
BY A HORSE.
WHOA!
OH, OH!
OW!
FALLING ON YOUR STEEL
DEATH IN LIFE IS YOUR IDEAL
LIFE IS LIKE A WHEEL
SUNLIGHT
FALLING ON YOUR STEEL
DEATH IN LIFE IS YOUR IDEAL
>> DUDE, I JUST GOT DRUG
IN .
>> IN THE CORNER TO MY LEFT
WEARING THE PINK STRIPES,
MAKE THAT BLUE WITH
PINK TROUSERS...
THE ONE THAT MAKES THE GIRLS SAY
"OH," STEVE-O!
>> WHOO!
>> KICK HIS ASS!
>> IN THE CORNER TO MY RIGHT
WHERE THERE'S NO CORNER AT ALL,
WEARING THE RED TRUNKS
AND THE OLD-ASS SHOES,
RYAN "I'M OVER" DUNN!
LET'S GET READY TO TUMBLE!
>> LET'S GO, STEVE-O!
>> LET'S GO, DUNN!
KICK HIS ASS!
>> COME ON!
GIVE HIM A LITTLE PEP.
A LITTLE PEP!
>> JUST STAY UP, STAY UP.
YOU GOT HIM.
YOU'VE GOT HIM.
WATCH THAT!
>> OH!
>> YEAH!
YEAH, DUNN!
>> WHOO!
>> YOU GONNA TAKE THAT LIKE A
MAN ON STILTS?
>> STEVE-O, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
>> COME ON, COME ON.
>> YOU'RE GOING DOWN, STEVE-O!
>> OH!
>> POP HIM, DON'T LEAVE HIM!
>> THERE WE GO!
>> WIND UP, WIND UP!
>> OH, OH!
>> OH!
>> BRING IT IN HERE,
BRING IT IN HERE, FELLOWS.
COME ON.
I WANT THIS FIGHT CLEAN,
THAT MEANS DON'T BE LIKE HIS
EX-GIRLFRIEND, AND COME OUT
SWINGING.
GO!
>> OH!
OH!
>> OH!
>> YEAH!
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> LET'S GET HIM UP.
LET'S GET HIM UP.
>> NAH, THAT'S IT.
IT'S COOL.
>> FIGHT!
>> WHY DOES MY
TASTE LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
CHAPSTICK?
>> WATCH THE LEFT, DUNN!
>> WHOA, HE'S ON HIS BACK--
>> MESS HIM UP!
>> HE'S ON--
>> YEAH!
>> OH!
>> OW!
OH!
I THINK DUNN MAY HAVE TOOK HIM
IN THAT ONE.
>> I THINK THAT ROUND WAS FOR
DUNN.
>> DUNN.
>> EACH FIGHTER HAS FALLEN ONCE
AND TOGETHER IN THE FIRST ROUND
FELL SIMULTANEOUSLY.
OUR CAMERAS COULDN'T EVEN DETECT
WHO FELL FIRST.
ROUND 4, KEEP IT CLEAN.
NO GRABBING, NO BUTTER,
NO BLOWING.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
>> YOU'RE DAD'S GOT A BIG
PACKAGE.
>> COME ON, STEVE-O,
BEAT HIM DOWN!
COME ON!
YEAH!
>> OH!
OH, OH, OH, OH!
>> KICK HIS ASS!
>> COME ON.
COME ON, STEVE-O!
>> OH!
STEVE-O.
>> STEVE-O!
STEVE-O!
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE NUT
ON THE WAY DOWN!
>> HA HA HA!
THAT WAS A TACKLE,
THAT WAS NOT A PUNCH.
>> WHO DO YOU THINK WON?
>> I SAY STEVE-O WON.
>> DUNN WON FOR SURE.
DUNN WON.
>> DUNN.
>> STEVE-O.
I DON'T LIKE THAT MAN.
HE LOST.
>> HA HA HA.
>> STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O.
>> DUNN WON THE FIGHT.
HE KICKED HIS ASS.
STEVE-O TACKLED HIM
AS A LAST ACT OF A DESPERATE
MAN.
>> THE WINNER...
AND STILL BOXING--
>> BOO!
>> UM, HOW WOULD I GET TO 322?
I NEED TO GET TO 95.
YO!
>> DEBBIE, GET IN THE CAR!
>> YO, YO!
HE GOT OUT!
YO, YO, WE GOT A BOGEY!|||||||||
>> TODAY, BRANDON AND I ARE
GONNA BE ORDERLIES...
AND TRANSPORT MR. MARGERA TO
ANOTHER MENTAL INSTITUTION.
THE ONE HE'S AT IS JUST NOT
WORKING OUT.
WE SHOULD...
>> OH!
NO!
>> GET BACK THERE.
>> GET IN THERE, YOU SON OF A
BITCH, GET IN THERE.
>> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE.
>> PUSH ON HIS GOODS!
>> OH, HE'S GOTTEN OUT!
>> YO!
>> WHAT THE HELL?!
HE'S SLIPPERY.
IN THERE!
>> EXCUSE ME.
THIS IS 202, RIGHT?
>> YES, IT IS.
>> UM, HOW WOULD I GET TO 322?
I NEED TO GET TO 95.
YO!
>> GET IN THE CAR!
>> YO, YO, HE GOT OUT!
YO, YO, WE GOT A BOGEY!
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
GET HIM, GET HIM!
>> HEY!
>> GET HIM, GET HIM!
>> COME ON, COME ON!
>> EXCUSE ME.
HOW WOULD I GET TO 202 SOUTH?
>> THAT'S 202 NORTH,
AND THE OTHER SIDE IS 202 SOUTH.
>> HEY!
HEY, GET BACK HERE!
HEY, HE GOT--
YO!
YO, YO, PULL THE VAN AROUND!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> I THOUGHT HE WAS RUNNING FROM
SOMEONE.
>> I SAW HIM IN THE
STRAIGHTJACKET, AND I'M LIKE,
"HE'S ESCAPING FROM THE THING."
>> SO, YOU CAUGHT HIM?
>> YEAH.
I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW
THAT, LIKE, NOT TO BE ALARMED.
THEY, THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE
VAN, AND THEY TOOK HIM OFF.
>> I'M DANGER AARON,
AND THIS IS BLINDFOLDED
SKATEBOARDING.
>> ALL RIGHT, GO.
>> OH!
>> DUDE, YOU GOTTA BARGE IT!
>> YEAH, PUT THE SPEED ON THAT,
MAN!
>> WHERE'S MY BOARD?
>> TURN AROUND.
GET ON THE GROUND
AND LOOK FOR IT.
THE OTHER WAY.
GET ON YOUR KNEES, STOP.
GET DOWN.
TURN AROUND THE OTHER WAY.
STOP.
NOW CRAWL.
THERE YOU GO.
HERE.
JUST PUSH STRAIGHT FROM THERE.
DON'T GO LEFT, DON'T GO RIGHT.
JUST GO STRAIGHT, OK.
YOU READY?
>> YEAH.
>> OH!
>> ARE YOU OK?
>> OH, .
SHOULD I TRY AN OLLIE?
>> YEAH!
>> YEAH.
>> OH!
>> I'M GONNA DROP IN ON HIS RAMP
THAT HAS 4 FEET OF VERT.
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> YOU OK?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> MY HAND'S TWITCH.
MY HAND'S TWITCHING.
LOOK.
>> YOU DOING THAT ON PURPOSE?
>> NO, IT'S JUST LIKE THE NERVES
IN MY HAND LIKE GOT SLAMMED ON.
>> THE DOG WILL LICK IT.
>> IT'S GOTTA HURT.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU KIDS,
DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME, OK?
>> WE WON'T.
>> AND DON'T TRY IT HERE EITHER.
LIKE I SAID--
WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME?
>> SAFETY FIRST.
REMEMBER THAT.
AND ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION.
>> I WANT YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE
FACE ONE SECOND PRIOR TO TAKEOFF
SO IT SOFTENS THE BLOW.
IN THE MIX
DOWN 20 MILES THROUGH THE STICKS
TO THE CLOUDY TOWN OF HELLVIEW
POPULATION 96
EXCESSIVE VACANCY
WELL MAYBE
IN THE SHADOW OF AN EYE
ALL THE STRANGERS PASSING
THROUGH
AND WHERE THE RULES
>> ME!
LEFT TURN A STORE
BUT ON THE RIGHT
STAY FREE FROM SIGHT
'CAUSE 96 QUITE BITTER BEINGS
LIKE TO STACK THE BODIES HIGH
THE ONLY WAY TO EVER LEAVE IS
OVER-FLOODED BY THE STORM
AND ENTANGLEMENT IN HELLVIEW
ALL THE TOURISTS
THE CAUSE
TO LEAVE THE BLOOD
>> OW,
>> WHERE, IN HIS GUT?
>> HE'S ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M JACKASS.
AND YOU'RE WATCHING
RAAB HIMSELF.
>> I'M RYAN DUNN,
AND THIS IS THE SLINGSHOT
REDEMPTION.
>> OH!
>> THAT REALLY HURT THOUGH.
HA HA HA.
>> GO AHEAD.
WHOA!
>> DOUBLE UP, DOUBLE UP.
>> OOH!
HA HA HA HA!
>> I GOTTA BE HORRIBLE AT
EVERYTHING.
OR ELSE IT JUST WOULDN'T BE ME.
YEAH.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||
>> RYAN DUNN IS GETTING
TAR AND FEATHERED RIGHT NOW.
>> YO, RYAN.
>> YEAH?
>> OH!
HO HO!
>> OH, HE GOT FEATHERED!
>> HE GOT TARRED AND FEATHERED.
>> RYAN, LOOK AT ME.
RYAN?
>> I GOT TARRED AND FEATHERED.
I THOUGHT THIS ONLY WENT ON IN
BUGS BUNNY CARTOONS.
>> WE GOT A BUNCH OF RUBBER
BANDS AROUND A HOBBY-HORSE,
AND PONTIUS IS GONNA GET ON IT.
IT'S LIKE TENSION
AND TENT-STYLE STRENGTH.
>> HE'S GONNA GET SO
ANNIHILATED ON THIS HORSE.
>> I THINK IT'S GOOD.
I THINK HE'S GONNA--
I THINK--MY OPTIMISM IS
REALLY, REALLY HIGH.
>> OPTIMISM IS HIGH!
>> ALL RIGHT, READY?
>> YEAH, YEAH,
I'M READY!
>> TWO, 3!
>> WE GOTTA WEIGHT IT DOWN.
IT'S TOO...
IT'S TOO MUCH FAT.
>> GOTTA WEIGHT DOWN THE FRONT
THOUGH 'CAUSE, I SWEAR,
IT LIKE...
I WAS LEANING FORWARD,
AND IT WENT LIKE THAT.
>> I WANT TO SEE THIS SO BAD.
>> IF YOUR WEIGHT'S NOT ON,
IT WOBBLES.
YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA LEAN
FORWARD LIKE A MOTHER-.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T GO.
HOLD ON, LET ME ADJUST THE
WEINER.
>> WHOO-WHO!
>> LEAN FORWARD, DUDE.
>> ONE!
>> WAIT, WAIT!
>> ONE, TWO, 3!
>> WE GOTTA TRY IT AGAIN.
>> NOW YOU SLIDE THIS THING
THROUGH HERE?
OH, MAN, THIS IS--THIS IS...
THIS IS AMAZING.
>> OH, YEAH, DUDE.
I MIGHT BE FLYING OFF THE END OF
THAT PART OF THE THING.
>> THIS ONE'S FOR LITTLE BIG
HORN.
IT, GO.
>> ONE, TWO, 3!
>> OH!
>> THAT WAS THE WORST EVER.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.
>> BUT WE'RE JUST LETTING GO.
WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS INSTEAD OF
LETTING GO, WE GOTTA RUN INTO IT
AND LET HIM GO.
YOU KNOW, SO HE EASES IN.
>> I'M RYAN DUNN,
AND I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS.
>> SO, WAIT, WAIT.
LEAN FORWARD OR LEAN BACK?
>> LEAN FORWARD!
>> BACK!
>> I SAY BACK!
>> FORWARD!
>> THIS THING'S .
>> HE'S GONNA DO IT IN THERE SO
EASY.
>> FORWARD, 'CAUSE WHEN
HE LETS GO--
>> NO, HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA
WHEN YOU--
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS,
AND I'M GONNA BE LEANING BACK.
AND RIGHT WHEN YOU LET GO,
IT'S GONNA--IT'S GONNA FALL
RIGHT BACK.
>> YEAH, YEAH, LEAN FORWARD.
>> NO, NO, NO!
IF I LEAN FORWARD, IT'S NOT
GONNA WORK.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO LEAN BACK A
LITTLE BIT.
>> HANG THE ON.
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>> WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ITS
NECK.
>> HOLD ON.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> THERE YOU GO, PONTIUS,
THIS IS IT!
>> TWO, ONE, 3!
>> YEAH!
>> DID THAT WORK, CHRIS?
>> YEAH, YEAH!
>> IT WAS GREAT!
>> SCRAPED MY NUB.
YOU GUYS PLAYING TENNIS?
I HAVEN'T PLAYED FOR A WHILE.
HURT MY LEG.
OH!
DAMN!
OH.
YOU KNOW, I JUST NEED THE ONE.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T NEED
TWO OF THEM.
SO, MAYBE YOU'D JUST CHARGE ME
HALF PRICE.
>> YOU OUGHT TO DO--
>> COME ON, COME ON!
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO!
>> RIGHT NOW, MY FRIEND IS GONNA
GET RID OF A BLACKHEAD THAT'S
BEEN PESTERING HIM.
>> OH!
>> OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD IN HEAVEN.
>> GOOD GOD!
>> WHAT KIND OF PASTA IS THAT?
>> OH, MY GOD!
IT'S GOT A TAIL!
OH!
I THINK WE GOT IT!
OH!
>> UGH!
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> RIGHT HERE IS THE BEGINNING
OF THE BLACKHEAD.
YOU CAN SEE.
SEE HOW THE BLACK DOT STARTS
YELLOW.
AND AS IT GETS DEEPER
OUT FROM WHERE--
>> IT TAKES ON A CREAMY
WHITENESS.
>> HOW MUCH DOES BAM-BAM WEIGH?
>> HE'S...
HE'S CLOSE TO 500 RIGHT NOW.
>> MY NAME IS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE,
AND THIS IS BEAR WRESTLING.
>> IS THAT TIGHT?
>> OH, YEAH!
ARE YOU KIDDING?
>> IS THAT GOOD!
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
LET ME LOOSEN IT.
>> YEAH, MY NUTS!
>> SORRY.
I GOT A LITTLE EXCITED.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHERE
ROUTE ONE IS?
>> YEAH.
>> I'M TRYING TO GET TO THE
TERRANCE BALL CENTER IT'S
CALLED.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
MAN, HE'S--
>> HEY!
>> WHOA, WHOA!
>> GET HIM, GET HIM!
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
>> YOU READY?
>> YEAH!
>> ON 3.
ONE...
TWO, 3.
>> OH!
HA HA!
>> IS IT COMING OUT?
>> THEY GOT IT.
>> STEVE-O JUST POOPED ON
STILTS.