1 00:00:20,931 --> 00:00:22,655 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. 2 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:54,862 Come wash my back! 3 00:00:57,793 --> 00:00:59,241 We're back in Nipomo, California 4 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,137 at the Gary Leffew Bull Riding School, 5 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:03,793 where today I'm-- . 6 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,379 I feel pretty. 7 00:01:20,103 --> 00:01:22,000 What do you think his chances are? 8 00:01:22,068 --> 00:01:24,034 How many matadors do you train? 9 00:01:24,103 --> 00:01:25,517 Aw, just a few. 10 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,862 -Yeah? -Yeah. 11 00:01:26,931 --> 00:01:28,103 Ever been gored? 12 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,793 -Oh, they all get gored? -Yeah? 13 00:01:29,862 --> 00:01:31,206 -Every one of 'em. -That's great. 14 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,827 Do it long enough, you're gonna get it. 15 00:01:32,896 --> 00:01:34,862 -Don't stand like this, okay? -Yeah. 16 00:01:34,931 --> 00:01:36,931 Because he's gonna see you and he's gonna miss the cape 17 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,310 and come right to you. 18 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:39,931 So you're gonna stand right behind the cape 19 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,448 till the last minute and then you'll just step to the side 20 00:01:41,517 --> 00:01:43,137 and leave the-- leave the cape... 21 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,137 -Right. -...where you were, see? 22 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,517 Have you ever capped a bull before? 23 00:01:47,586 --> 00:01:48,689 No, actually, I haven't-- 24 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:49,931 Great. 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,172 So he's telling me how to cape a bull 26 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,413 and-- and he's never done it before. 27 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:55,896 Hey! 28 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,620 Okay, and then another thing you-- 29 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,034 don't always go the same way, 30 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:04,310 he's gonna figure it out. 31 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,206 Was I keep going to the-- my left? 32 00:02:06,275 --> 00:02:07,482 -Yup. -Okay. 33 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:10,413 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 34 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:23,517 He's good, huh? 35 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:25,482 If you take more than four steps and he's behind you, 36 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:28,137 cut one way and just pray. 37 00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:29,896 What do you think his chances are? 38 00:02:29,965 --> 00:02:31,724 Slim... slim to none. 39 00:02:31,793 --> 00:02:34,137 -Slim to none. -Slim to none. 40 00:02:34,206 --> 00:02:35,379 Better get a will. 41 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:39,275 I'm Johnny Knoxville 42 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:40,965 and today I'm going to be a matador. 43 00:02:53,689 --> 00:02:55,551 Go ahead. 44 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,620 Move! 45 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,827 Come back to you! 46 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:03,793 Whoa... olé! 47 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Here, here, here. 48 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,482 That's supposed to be the meanest bull here 49 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:21,379 but he's kind of the smallest too and he's very quick. 50 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:22,862 And they said the longer you fight him, 51 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:24,310 the more he'll figure you out, 52 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:27,344 and I guess he figured me out pretty quick. 53 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:29,862 And now I'm gonna try one of the biggest bulls here, 54 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:31,724 and he ain't too nice either. 55 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:36,379 Whoa, whoa! 56 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:42,655 . 57 00:03:46,482 --> 00:03:48,310 Wha... whoa! 58 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,896 You all right? 59 00:04:02,965 --> 00:04:04,620 Your vault over the fence was what went wrong. 60 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,482 But he nicked me, why did he nick me? 61 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,689 I don't think it was a mistake, 62 00:04:08,758 --> 00:04:09,793 it's more you was working him close. 63 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:10,965 I got too close? 64 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:12,413 No, that was where you wanna be. 65 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:13,896 But I just forgot to move out of the way? 66 00:04:13,965 --> 00:04:15,379 Well, you just got a nick. 67 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:16,655 He didn't hit you hard enough to hurt you. 68 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,000 That showed true sack. 69 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:58,862 Yeah. 70 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:10,413 Oh! 71 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:36,551 Party Boy's about to be calf-roped and branded 72 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,344 with finger paint. 73 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:40,137 All right, I'm Party Boy. 74 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,758 Getting ready to break out of my pen and party. 75 00:05:44,379 --> 00:05:46,206 Let's party! 76 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:47,689 Yee-ha! 77 00:05:58,413 --> 00:05:59,827 Gonna be performing an exotic dance 78 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:02,275 for this angry bull. 79 00:06:02,344 --> 00:06:03,758 What's this bull's name? 80 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,206 Jeffrey Dahmer. 81 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:06,655 Party Boy is so up on the fence 82 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:07,689 as soon as that gate opens. 83 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:14,896 I'm Judd Leffew... 84 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:16,724 and I'm here to dance with the Party Boy. 85 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,413 Let's go, man! 86 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,896 Hey, Party Boy, quit being a little bitch about it 87 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:32,896 and get down there with him! 88 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:34,206 If I go down, what are the chances 89 00:06:34,275 --> 00:06:36,241 of that bull trying to have his way with me? 90 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:37,448 100%. 91 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:39,000 All right. 92 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:03,379 I'm Steve-O 93 00:07:03,448 --> 00:07:05,275 and this is bobbing for jellyfish. 94 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,551 So, seriously, Manny, how bad of an idea is 95 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,275 bobbing for jellyfish? 96 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:29,689 It's a very bad idea. 97 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:32,344 The jellyfish are poisonous, they sting real hard, 98 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:34,758 and the poison is intended to do bodily harm. 99 00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:36,068 That's how they kill things with it. 100 00:07:36,137 --> 00:07:37,965 What's the-- the treatment 101 00:07:38,034 --> 00:07:40,965 for when you get stung by a jellyfish? 102 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:44,137 It is said that if you use ammonia it helps it. 103 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:47,068 So when you're offshore, the most readily available 104 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,000 ammonia is urine. 105 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,862 You know, you piss and pour it on 106 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:54,413 and that's supposed to-- supposed to fix it. 107 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:56,689 Damn it, it's time to start peeing into a gallon jug. 108 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:57,724 I have the pee jug. 109 00:07:57,793 --> 00:07:58,965 Yeah. 110 00:07:59,034 --> 00:08:00,344 See how much I can load up in there. 111 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,275 All right, let's go get some jellyfish. 112 00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:18,655 Get a good one? 113 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,724 That one's got it going on. 114 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:21,931 I'm Steve-O 115 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,172 and this is bobbing for jellyfish. 116 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:31,310 Oh, that's gotta hurt, that's gotta hurt. 117 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:33,379 Aye... 118 00:08:36,379 --> 00:08:38,482 Ahh! 119 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,137 Okay, yeah, he got me! 120 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,689 Ahh! 121 00:08:41,758 --> 00:08:43,551 Oh, don't spit on the camera! 122 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:47,482 Oh... yup, yup, yup. 123 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:48,965 And it looks like it doesn't feel good. 124 00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:51,068 Yeah, it hurts, it sucks. 125 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:54,965 I didn't even know if he was getting me or not 126 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,206 and then I-- I started to feel it 127 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,793 and now I'm starting to feel it more. 128 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:00,206 It's all red. 129 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:02,172 It hurt-- it hurts along here. 130 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,310 You're all red. 131 00:09:03,379 --> 00:09:04,586 That'll start to welt up in about, like, 132 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:05,689 20 minutes, half hour. 133 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:07,034 Oh... 134 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,310 For sure that it will. 135 00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:09,689 Ahh... 136 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,172 Yeah it's only, like-- yeah, my-- actually, 137 00:09:11,241 --> 00:09:12,517 my whole face is killing me. 138 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,862 They're really hard to bounce. 139 00:09:13,931 --> 00:09:15,344 There he is. 140 00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:17,413 Okay, you can see-- let him spread out a little bit. 141 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:18,931 Oh, oh, oh! 142 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,689 That's-- that's the inner part there, that's the part-- 143 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:22,655 That's the part that's gonna kick my ass. 144 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,827 Yeah, that's the inside part there. 145 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:26,655 This is the jellyfish yarmulke. 146 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,931 Oh, don't fall over. 147 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,103 Uh, yup. 148 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,000 Oh... 149 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,275 Looks good. 150 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,827 Don't throw him over, throw him in the bucket! 151 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,241 I'm-- I'm done, I'm done. 152 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,724 Guys, do not try this at home. 153 00:09:57,793 --> 00:10:00,482 As you can see, Steve-O here is in very a great pain. 154 00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,793 This can be extremely dangerous. 155 00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,413 You definitely don't wanna do this. 156 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:07,827 Bad idea, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 157 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,689 Let me pour some pee on myself. 158 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,517 Okay, close your mouth and your nose. 159 00:10:11,586 --> 00:10:13,344 -Yeah, yeah. -Don't let it get in your nose. 160 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,206 Ahh... 161 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,689 Oh... 162 00:10:29,724 --> 00:10:31,103 Manny, don't... 163 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,655 No, no, no, I... 164 00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:34,206 Okay, we're done with the jellyfish, 165 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,931 so I'm gonna release these creatures back into the ocean. 166 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,896 You think-- you don't think we harmed any of them, do you? 167 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,275 No. 168 00:10:40,344 --> 00:10:41,655 -I think they harmed you. 169 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:44,448 I woke up and my face was flat on the ground 170 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,344 and I thought I fell. 171 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,689 Terrible, ugh... 172 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,862 . 173 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,068 Oh! 174 00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,482 Yoo-hoo! 175 00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:04,172 And these guys are lifeguards of the facility here... 176 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:08,000 but I am the personal lifeguard of these daredevils, 177 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,310 and if they step on my feet while I'm guarding, 178 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,758 they are the ones that are gonna need rescuing. 179 00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:17,862 Yeah! 180 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:52,827 Your ass is hanging out. 181 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,310 I see a little Wee crack. 182 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:56,000 Whoa. 183 00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,000 That's no Wee ass, I've gotta tell ya. 184 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,586 Yeah. 185 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,517 That was nice. 186 00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:43,586 Too much information but quite funny. 187 00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:45,793 Whoa, this is scary. 188 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,000 Oh, . 189 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,379 This is scary 190 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,793 and there's no way down except just dropping. 191 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,551 Oh, my God. 192 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,620 On his back from the ten meter, dude. 193 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,655 It was a good day. 194 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,344 Luckily, these lifeguards stayed out of my way 195 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:42,413 while I was making my saves and nobody had to get hurt. 196 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,482 ...when I'm with my wife. 197 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:49,413 Now? 198 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,862 Man. 199 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,413 Oh, ! 200 00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:03,103 Forward or back? 201 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:04,103 Back. 202 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,482 Okay. 203 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:09,068 I'd like to call this one hand off. 204 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:11,689 Can you guys come here? 205 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,000 I was just jacking up my car 206 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,206 and it fell on my hand. 207 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:20,344 It's not going anywhere. 208 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:21,965 Hey, hold on. I got my keys. 209 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,137 I locked them in the car right there. 210 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,965 No, ma'am, it's okay. 211 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,103 I think we're gonna get it here. 212 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,931 I think we'll get it. 213 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,448 -It's okay, it's okay. 214 00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:35,551 It's okay. Ah. Ahh! 215 00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:39,551 Oh, . 216 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,137 -Pop the jack underneath. 217 00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:42,655 I don't know what you're talking about. 218 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,137 Well, he's got the jack. He's found it, ahh! 219 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,551 Can you rub my back a little? 220 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,000 Call 911. 221 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,172 No, no, please, don't call 911. 222 00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,724 -Go in peace, buddy. 223 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,448 Take it easy. Take it easy. 224 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,034 Ahh! 225 00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,310 You want to come in and get in the shower then? 226 00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,517 Extreme squared is this sport. 227 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:39,758 Combining rollerblading and skateboarding, 228 00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:42,896 two of my all-time favorite extreme sports. 229 00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:28,275 I'm gonna try surf BMXing after this. 230 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,034 ...jellyfish is going out. 231 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,586 A wet dream. 232 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,620 I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is ice block sledding. 233 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,448 -Raise you bat up? -Ahh! 234 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:26,724 -Guch... -Are there any big ones? 235 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,068 That one's good. 236 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,586 Yep. 237 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,931 The Guch is gonna enter the sledding for... 238 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,758 -Nice! Nice! 239 00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:38,413 -Bumps on your ass. -Ohh! 240 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,137 Whoo! 241 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,379 -. 242 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,620 Hold it. 243 00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,724 Can I hose myself off or something? 244 00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,241 -Yeah. -You guys got a hose? 245 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,482 You want to hose him off? 246 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,724 -Yeah, come on. -He's all yours. 247 00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,689 Oh, Grandma! 248 00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,206 Whoo! 249 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,172 Do the front. 250 00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:24,551 Ahh! 251 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,689 You want to come in and get in the shower then? 252 00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:29,413 Grandma's inviting you into the shower. 253 00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:30,689 I would do that. 254 00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:31,655 Are you gonna treat me to a bubble bath? 255 00:19:31,724 --> 00:19:32,793 Yeah! 256 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,068 How did this all happen? 257 00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,137 Ah, well, this is something you haven't done. 258 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,275 Oh, man. 259 00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,758 Let him do that. 260 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,758 Oh, you kids are precious. 261 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,000 -Yeah, get in there. -Yeah, get there. 262 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,206 Well, this is... 263 00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:16,655 this is worth a lot. 264 00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,620 This is the Abe Lincoln beard of leeches. 265 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:30,655 Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth 266 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:32,034 on this continent a new nation... 267 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,482 Hi, I'm Party Boy. 268 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,068 I'm about to perform an exotic dance 269 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,379 with some wild bulls. 270 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,931 I sure am excited. 271 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,241 Yee-hoo! 272 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,275 -Uh-oh. 273 00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:50,758 We ready?! 274 00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:52,310 Wait, let's get up on you. 275 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:56,310 Ooh, I feel your guch. 276 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:05,137 Oh, . 277 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,620 Yeah. 278 00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,206 What happened? 279 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,068 You got sack, man. You got sack. 280 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,310 Yeah, yeah. 281 00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,517 -I should have brains, but... 282 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,517 -...I got sack. -You got sack.