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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
welcome to Jackass.

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♪♪

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[clanking]

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Come wash my back!

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We're back in Nipomo, California

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at the Gary Leffew
Bull Riding School,

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where today I'm-- [bleeps].

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[Johnny laughing]

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♪♪

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I feel pretty.

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[man] What do you think
his chances are?

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How many matadors
do you train?

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Aw, just a few.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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Ever been gored?

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-Oh, they all get gored?
-Yeah?

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-Every one of 'em.
-That's great.

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Do it long enough,
you're gonna get it.

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-Don't stand like this, okay?
-Yeah.

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Because he's gonna see you
and he's gonna miss the cape

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and come right to you.

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So you're gonna stand
right behind the cape

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till the last minute and then
you'll just step to the side

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and leave the--
leave the cape...

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-Right.
-...where you were, see?

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Have you ever capped
a bull before?

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No, actually, I haven't--

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Great.

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So he's telling me
how to cape a bull

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and-- and he's never
done it before.

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Hey!

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Okay, and then
another thing you--

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don't always go
the same way,

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he's gonna figure it out.

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Was I keep going to the--
my left?

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-Yup.
-Okay.

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[Shorty vocalizing]

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!

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[men cheering]

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[Johnny laughing]

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[Shorty vocalizing]

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[dogs barking]

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He's good, huh?

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If you take more than four steps
and he's behind you,

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cut one way and just pray.

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[man] What do you think
his chances are?

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Slim... slim to none.

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-Slim to none.
-Slim to none.

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Better get a will.

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♪♪

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I'm Johnny Knoxville

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and today I'm going to be
a matador.

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♪♪

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[bull bellowing]

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[alarm blaring]

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[dog barking]

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[man] Go ahead.

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Move!

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[men shouting]

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[man] Come back to you!

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Whoa... olé!

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Here, here, here.

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[Johnny shouting]

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[all laughing]

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That's supposed to be
the meanest bull here

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but he's kind of the smallest
too and he's very quick.

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And they said the longer
you fight him,

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the more he'll figure you out,

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and I guess he figured me out
pretty quick.

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And now I'm gonna try
one of the biggest bulls here,

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and he ain't too nice either.

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[bell clanking]

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Whoa, whoa!

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[bell clanking]

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[man] Scared [bleep].

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Wha... whoa!

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[dogs barking]

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[Johnny shouting]

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[Johnny grunting]

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[man] You all right?

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Your vault over the fence
was what went wrong.

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[Gary laughing]

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But he nicked me,
why did he nick me?

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I don't think it was
a mistake,

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it's more you
was working him close.

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I got too close?

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No, that was where
you wanna be.

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But I just forgot
to move out of the way?

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Well, you just got a nick.

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He didn't hit you hard enough
to hurt you.

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That showed true sack.

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♪♪

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[man] Yeah.

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Oh!

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[Johnny] Party Boy's about to be
calf-roped and branded

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with finger paint.

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All right, I'm Party Boy.

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Getting ready to break
out of my pen and party.

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♪♪

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Let's party!

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Yee-ha!

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[men shouting]

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[Party Boy screaming]

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Gonna be performing
an exotic dance

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for this angry bull.

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[Johnny]
What's this bull's name?

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[man] Jeffrey Dahmer.

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Party Boy is so up on
the fence

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as soon as that gate opens.

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[all laughing]

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I'm Judd Leffew...

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and I'm here to dance with
the Party Boy.

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Let's go, man!

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[bell clanking]

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[men shouting]

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♪♪

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[alarm blaring]

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Hey, Party Boy, quit being
a little bitch about it

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and get down there with him!

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If I go down,
what are the chances

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of that bull trying to have
his way with me?

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[man] 100%.

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All right.

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♪♪

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[bell clanking]

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[man whistling]

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[all shouting]

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[Johnny laughing]

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I'm Steve-O

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and this is
bobbing for jellyfish.

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♪♪

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[water bubbling]

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♪♪

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So, seriously, Manny,
how bad of an idea is

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bobbing for jellyfish?

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It's a very bad idea.

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The jellyfish are poisonous,
they sting real hard,

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and the poison is intended
to do bodily harm.

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That's how they
kill things with it.

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What's the-- the treatment

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for when you get
stung by a jellyfish?

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It is said that if you use
ammonia it helps it.

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So when you're offshore,
the most readily available

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ammonia is urine.

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You know, you piss
and pour it on

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and that's supposed to--
supposed to fix it.

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Damn it, it's time to start
peeing into a gallon jug.

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[woman] I have the pee jug.

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Yeah.

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See how much I can
load up in there.

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All right, let's go get
some jellyfish.

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[water lapping]

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[woman] Get a good one?

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That one's got it going on.

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I'm Steve-O

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and this is
bobbing for jellyfish.

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[Steve-O exhaling]

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[water bubbling]

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[woman] Oh, that's gotta hurt,
that's gotta hurt.

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Aye...

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Ahh!

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Okay, yeah, he got me!

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Ahh!

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[woman]
Oh, don't spit on the camera!

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Oh... yup, yup, yup.

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And it looks like
it doesn't feel good.

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Yeah, it hurts, it sucks.

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[Steve-O exhaling]

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I didn't even know if he was
getting me or not

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and then I--
I started to feel it

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and now I'm starting
to feel it more.

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[Manny] It's all red.

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It hurt-- it hurts along here.

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[woman] You're all red.

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That'll start to welt up
in about, like,

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20 minutes, half hour.

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Oh...

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[woman] For sure that it will.

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Ahh...

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Yeah it's only, like--
yeah, my-- actually,

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my whole face is killing me.

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They're really hard
to bounce.

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There he is.

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Okay, you can see-- let him
spread out a little bit.

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[woman] Oh, oh, oh!

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That's-- that's the inner part
there, that's the part--

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That's the part
that's gonna kick my ass.

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Yeah, that's the inside
part there.

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This is the jellyfish
yarmulke.

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[Steve-O groaning]

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[woman] Oh, don't fall over.

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Uh, yup.

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[woman] Oh...

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[Steve-O grunting]

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[man] Looks good.

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[woman] Don't throw him over,
throw him in the bucket!

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[Steve-O groaning]

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[Steve-O grunting]

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[Steve-O grunting continues]

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I'm-- I'm done, I'm done.

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Guys, do not
try this at home.

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As you can see, Steve-O here
is in very a great pain.

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This can be
extremely dangerous.

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You definitely don't
wanna do this.

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Bad idea,
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

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Let me pour some pee on
myself.

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[Manny] Okay, close your mouth
and your nose.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Don't let it get in your nose.

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Ahh...

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[Steve-O chuckling]

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[woman] Oh...

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[Steve-O gagging]

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[woman] Manny, don't...

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[Manny] No, no, no, I...

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Okay, we're done with
the jellyfish,

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so I'm gonna release these
creatures back into the ocean.

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You think-- you don't think we
harmed any of them, do you?

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[woman] No.

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-I think they harmed you.
-[Steve-O laughing]

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I woke up and my face
was flat on the ground

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and I thought I fell.

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Terrible, ugh...

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[man] It looks like a [bleeps].

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Oh!

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[man laughing]

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[Chris] Yoo-hoo!

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And these guys are lifeguards
of the facility here...

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but I am the personal lifeguard
of these daredevils,

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and if they step on my feet
while I'm guarding,

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they are the ones that
are gonna need rescuing.

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♪♪

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[man] Yeah!

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[all cheering]

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♪ I don't care
About the next thing ♪

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♪ I don't care about
The best thing ♪

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♪ I don't care
About he new thing ♪

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♪ I don't care about
What you think ♪

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♪ Gotta be the best
Gotta beat the rest ♪

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♪ Try to be a rebel ♪

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Your ass is hanging out.

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I see a little
Wee crack.

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Whoa.

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That's no Wee ass,
I've gotta tell ya.

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Yeah.

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♪♪

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[man shouting]

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That was nice.

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♪ I don't care about
The best thing ♪

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♪ I don't care about
The new thing ♪

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♪ I don't care
About the next thing ♪

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♪ I don't care about
What you think ♪

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♪ Gotta be the best
Gotta beat the rest ♪

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♪ Try to be a rebel ♪

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♪ Wanna beat the rest
Gonna be the best ♪

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♪ I'm gonna be a rebel,
Rebel ♪

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Too much information
but quite funny.

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Whoa, this is scary.

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Oh, [bleep].

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This is scary [bleep]

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and there's no way down
except just dropping.

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[all applauding]

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[man] Oh, my God.

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[all cheering]

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♪ Gotta be the best
Gotta beat the rest ♪

265
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:29,413
♪ Try to be a rebel ♪

266
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:32,275
♪ Gonna beat the rest
Gonna be the... ♪♪

267
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,620
[man] On his back from
the ten meter, dude.

268
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,655
It was a good day.

269
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,344
Luckily, these lifeguards
stayed out of my way

270
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:42,413
while I was making my saves
and nobody had to get hurt.

271
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,482
[man] ...when I'm with my wife.

272
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:49,413
Now?

273
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,862
Man.

274
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,413
Oh, [bleep]!

275
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,655
[all laughing]

276
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:03,103
Forward or back?

277
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:04,103
[man] Back.

278
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,482
Okay.

279
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:09,068
I'd like to call this one
hand off.

280
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:11,689
Can you guys come here?

281
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,000
I was just jacking up
my car

282
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,206
and it fell on my hand.

283
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:17,241
[screaming]

284
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:20,344
It's not going anywhere.

285
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:21,965
Hey, hold on.
I got my keys.

286
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,137
I locked them
in the car right there.

287
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,965
No, ma'am, it's okay.

288
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,103
I think we're gonna
get it here.

289
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,931
I think we'll get it.
[screams]

290
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,448
-[woman speaking indistinctly]
-It's okay, it's okay.

291
00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:35,551
It's okay.
Ah. Ahh!

292
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,586
[grunting, groaning]

293
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:39,551
Oh, [bleep].

294
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,137
-[groaning]
-Pop the jack underneath.

295
00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:42,655
I don't know what
you're talking about.

296
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:45,275
[screaming]

297
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,655
[grunts]

298
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:49,241
[man speaking indistinctly]

299
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,137
Well, he's got the jack.
He's found it, ahh!

300
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,379
[man speaking indistinctly]

301
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,551
Can you rub my back
a little?

302
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,206
[groans]

303
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,413
[screaming]

304
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,000
Call 911.

305
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,172
No, no, please,
don't call 911.

306
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:04,206
[groans]

307
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,724
-Go in peace, buddy.
-[groans]

308
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,448
Take it easy.
Take it easy.

309
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:08,758
[groans]

310
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,586
[groaning continues]

311
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,034
Ahh!

312
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,310
You want to come in
and get in the shower then?

313
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,275
♪♪

314
00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:23,965
♪♪

315
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,517
Extreme squared is this sport.

316
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:39,758
Combining rollerblading
and skateboarding,

317
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:42,896
two of my all-time favorite
extreme sports.

318
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:45,896
♪♪

319
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,344
[thudding]

320
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,344
♪♪

321
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:16,172
[music continues]

322
00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:28,275
I'm gonna try surf BMXing
after this.

323
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,379
[snoring]

324
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,034
[man] ...jellyfish
is going out.

325
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,103
[snoring]

326
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,586
A wet dream.

327
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:49,724
♪♪

328
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,965
[music continues over dialogue]

329
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,620
I'm Johnny Knoxville
and this is ice block sledding.

330
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:34,620
♪♪

331
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:49,000
[laughter]

332
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:53,862
♪♪

333
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,448
-Raise you bat up?
-Ahh!

334
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,034
[laughter]

335
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:16,000
♪♪

336
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:26,724
-Guch...
-Are there any big ones?

337
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,068
That one's good.

338
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,586
Yep.

339
00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,931
The Guch is gonna enter
the sledding for...

340
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,758
-Nice! Nice!
-[laughter]

341
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:38,413
-Bumps on your ass.
-Ohh!

342
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,413
♪♪

343
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,137
Whoo!

344
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:48,689
♪♪

345
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,862
[screaming]

346
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,206
[laughter]

347
00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,379
-[bleep].
-[laughter]

348
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,620
[man] Hold it.

349
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,862
-[laughter]
-[groaning]

350
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,724
Can I hose myself off
or something?

351
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,241
-[woman] Yeah.
-[man] You guys got a hose?

352
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,482
You want to hose him off?

353
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,724
-Yeah, come on.
-He's all yours.

354
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,689
Oh, Grandma!

355
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,206
Whoo!

356
00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:19,551
[sighs]

357
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,172
Do the front.

358
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:24,551
[sighs]
Ahh!

359
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,689
You want to come in
and get in the shower then?

360
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:28,068
[sighs]

361
00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:29,413
[man] Grandma's inviting you
into the shower.

362
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:30,689
I would do that.

363
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:31,655
Are you gonna treat me
to a bubble bath?

364
00:19:31,724 --> 00:19:32,793
Yeah!

365
00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:34,379
♪♪

366
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,344
[laughter]

367
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,068
How did this all happen?

368
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,344
[laughter]

369
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:44,551
[indistinct]

370
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,137
Ah, well, this is something
you haven't done.

371
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:52,206
[laughter]

372
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,551
♪♪

373
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,275
Oh, man.

374
00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,758
Let him do that.

375
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,862
[indistinct chatter]

376
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,758
Oh, you kids are precious.

377
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,724
[laughter]

378
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,000
-Yeah, get in there.
-Yeah, get there.

379
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,241
[indistinct]

380
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,206
Well, this is...

381
00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:16,655
this is worth a lot.

382
00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,655
♪♪

383
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,620
This is the Abe Lincoln
beard of leeches.

384
00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:30,655
Four score and seven years ago,
our fathers brought forth

385
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:32,034
on this continent
a new nation...

386
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,482
Hi, I'm Party Boy.

387
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,068
I'm about to perform
an exotic dance

388
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,379
with some wild bulls.

389
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,931
I sure am excited.

390
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,241
Yee-hoo!

391
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,068
♪♪

392
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:45,448
[laughs]

393
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,275
-[woman] Uh-oh.
-[spits]

394
00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:50,758
We ready?!

395
00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:52,310
Wait, let's get up on you.

396
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,655
[both laughing]

397
00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:56,310
Ooh, I feel your guch.

398
00:20:58,413 --> 00:20:59,413
[screams]

399
00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:00,689
[metal clanging]

400
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,965
♪♪

401
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:05,137
Oh, [bleep].

402
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:06,206
[splash]

403
00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,448
♪♪

404
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,620
[man] Yeah.

405
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:17,172
♪♪

406
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,206
What happened?

407
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,068
[man] You got sack, man.
You got sack.

408
00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,310
[Johnny] Yeah, yeah.

409
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,517
-I should have brains, but...
-[laughter]

410
00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,517
-...I got sack.
-You got sack.

411
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,344
[electrical buzzing]