1 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:21,896 Hey, can you... Can you show Puffy's 2 00:00:21,965 --> 00:00:24,793 face if he says no? Can you blur it? 3 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:27,172 We wanna know if you would do an intro for the show? 4 00:00:27,241 --> 00:00:28,655 It's my favorite show. 5 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:31,344 Say hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass. 6 00:00:31,413 --> 00:00:34,137 Can I hit you with something? 7 00:00:34,206 --> 00:00:35,586 I wanna get punched in the face. 8 00:00:35,655 --> 00:00:37,172 Okay. 9 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:40,137 I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 10 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,965 [laughter] 11 00:00:42,034 --> 00:00:44,931 That was a good one. 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,896 [theme music plays] 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,448 ♪♪ 14 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:11,000 Come wash my back! 15 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:16,068 This is the Abe Lincoln beard of leeches. 16 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:19,379 Whoa! Hey, hey, get 'em, get 'em! 17 00:01:19,448 --> 00:01:21,517 ♪♪ 18 00:01:21,586 --> 00:01:23,241 [all] Aww! 19 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:25,689 Will you get 'em off my crotch? 20 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:28,517 ♪♪ 21 00:01:28,586 --> 00:01:30,344 Should I lay down? 22 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:33,275 I'm gonna have a Abe Lincoln mole of "meeches", 23 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,448 leeches, I mean. 24 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:36,551 Fourscore and seven years ago 25 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:41,310 our fathers founded upon this continent a new nation. 26 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:44,206 Conceived of liberty and dedicated to the proposition 27 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:48,551 that all men are created equal. 28 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,655 We are now in, in... 29 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:55,068 We are now engaged in a civil war 30 00:01:55,137 --> 00:01:58,931 to, to test whether this nation or any nation 31 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,103 so conceived and dedicated can long endure. 32 00:02:02,172 --> 00:02:04,931 [laughing] 33 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Ooh, one's in my mouth. 34 00:02:07,068 --> 00:02:08,965 [blowing] 35 00:02:09,034 --> 00:02:10,965 -Liberate... -Penetrate... 36 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:14,103 Penetrate, and boy, can I master-- 37 00:02:14,172 --> 00:02:16,586 Ohh! It's in my ear! Get it out of my ear! 38 00:02:16,655 --> 00:02:19,517 [laughing] 39 00:02:19,586 --> 00:02:23,137 ♪♪ 40 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:26,000 Ahh! [laughing] 41 00:02:26,068 --> 00:02:27,551 ♪♪ 42 00:02:37,517 --> 00:02:40,620 Ohh! Ohh! 43 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:46,344 That was a hairball of leeches! 44 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:48,758 [laughing] 45 00:02:51,965 --> 00:02:55,379 ♪♪ 46 00:02:55,448 --> 00:02:57,137 ♪ Your mother's got flavor Your father's got the flavor ♪ 47 00:02:57,206 --> 00:02:58,689 ♪ Your sister and your brother ♪ 48 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:00,655 ♪And your cousins got the flavor, the flavor ♪ 49 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,310 ♪ Flavor that you crave so much ♪ 50 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:04,724 ♪ Flavor with boom Flavor that goes crunch ♪ 51 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:07,241 ♪ Tell me, who'’s got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 52 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:09,620 ♪ Who'’s got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 53 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,931 ♪ Who'’s got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 54 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,310 ♪ Who'’s got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 55 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:17,137 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah The funky hip-hop ♪ 56 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:18,965 ♪ Feel the beat drop ♪ 57 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:22,034 ♪ Hour after hour, Sweet, nothing sour ♪ 58 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:23,482 ♪ Kick it like horsepower ♪ 59 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,965 ♪ Who'’s got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 60 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:28,241 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 61 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,620 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 62 00:03:30,689 --> 00:03:32,724 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 63 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:35,620 ♪ Ho hum even scheming ♪ 64 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:37,655 ♪ Feed it for the flavor and you seen 'em ♪ 65 00:03:37,724 --> 00:03:39,689 ♪ Who's got flavor? Yeah, that's it ♪ 66 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:42,310 ♪ Let me lift the microphone... ♪ 67 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:44,482 ♪Careful, careful, careful, easy, easy, easy ♪ 68 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:47,586 [laughing] 69 00:03:47,655 --> 00:03:49,068 ♪♪ 70 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:51,344 ♪ Sit Back and relax and enjoy... ♪ 71 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:53,689 ♪ Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ♪ 72 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:56,068 ♪ Bake me a cake as fast as you can ♪ 73 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,517 ♪ Roll it up, hold it up Put it in the pan ♪ 74 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,655 ♪ Bake it, bake it as fast as you can tell me ♪ 75 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:03,310 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 76 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:05,758 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 77 00:04:05,827 --> 00:04:08,241 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 78 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,310 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 79 00:04:10,379 --> 00:04:13,000 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 80 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:15,034 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 81 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:17,413 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 82 00:04:17,482 --> 00:04:19,827 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 83 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:21,862 ♪ Does drugs have flavor? Not even ♪ 84 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:24,172 ♪ Does war have flavor? Not even ♪ 85 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:26,379 ♪ Does violence have flavor? Not even ♪ 86 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:28,793 ♪ Terrorism has flavor? Not even ♪ 87 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:31,344 ♪ ...has flavor? Not even ♪ 88 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:33,655 ♪ The right has flavor? Not even now tell me ♪ 89 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:36,000 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 90 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,379 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 91 00:04:38,448 --> 00:04:40,689 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 92 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:43,034 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do ♪ 93 00:04:43,103 --> 00:04:45,137 ♪ Who's got flavor? I do, I do... ♪ 94 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:49,241 Hi, I'm Wee Man, 95 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,827 and this is a wee hand. 96 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:58,689 This is a 12-inch diesel powered chipper. 97 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,620 It's a 200 horsepower unit. 98 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:03,827 It feeds the material in back of this unit 99 00:05:03,896 --> 00:05:05,896 and disperses it out the chute. 100 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:09,206 Ryan Dunn, I'm about to have fun with the wood chipper. 101 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,655 ♪♪ 102 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,379 Say Ryan, I thought that was familiar. 103 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,896 I think he's trying to say I got a small wiener. 104 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:22,551 Strawberry milk. 105 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:27,586 ♪♪ 106 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:29,724 Let's try something mellow first. 107 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:32,689 ♪♪ 108 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,931 Fresh fish. 109 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,965 [shouts] 110 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:12,965 ♪♪ 111 00:06:17,413 --> 00:06:21,172 Dude, the squid hurt so much worse than anything else. 112 00:06:21,241 --> 00:06:24,068 ♪♪ 113 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:30,724 [laughing] 114 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:33,965 ♪♪ 115 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:39,103 -What was that? -It was a frozen bird. 116 00:06:39,172 --> 00:06:41,000 ♪♪ 117 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:47,551 Ahh! 118 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,551 ♪♪ 119 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:17,931 Oh my God. Look at that. 120 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,551 That just came out of my head. 121 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,724 Oh, dude, you smell like hot trash. 122 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,551 This is ice barrel jumping. 123 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,551 ♪♪ 124 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,000 ♪♪ 125 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:48,241 This is my new contraption. 126 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,793 And it's gonna work. 127 00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:04,137 ♪♪ 128 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:07,586 This is ice barrel jumping. 129 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:10,310 ♪♪ 130 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:27,413 One barrel, crap, like we're amateurs or something. 131 00:08:27,482 --> 00:08:29,275 ♪♪ 132 00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:44,000 [bleep] 133 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:47,551 [bleep] 134 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,896 ♪♪ 135 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:55,689 [bleep] 136 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:58,586 I can do four. Three's my unlucky number. 137 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:01,448 All right, have fun! You [bleep] got it! Go! 138 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:05,206 ♪♪ 139 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:11,241 -Did you hurt your unit? -I hurt my nuts. 140 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,793 [cheering] 141 00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,931 I know you guys want me to eat [bleep] but... 142 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,931 that's not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. 143 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,482 ♪♪ 144 00:10:03,827 --> 00:10:05,068 Holy [bleep]. 145 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,862 That's all I was waiting for. 146 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:07,896 That's what I needed to see. 147 00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:09,724 I didn't care about the make. 148 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,758 Who cares about the-- I wanna see him eating crap. 149 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:15,655 ♪♪ 150 00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:40,137 [laughing] 151 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,310 [shriek] 152 00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:44,724 That almost hurt. 153 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,862 ♪♪ 154 00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:54,172 ♪♪ 155 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:02,551 Ahh! 156 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,827 Oh God! Ahh! 157 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,586 Ahh! 158 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,551 [sighs] 159 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,965 -Ah, I just... -How do I help you? 160 00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:21,344 Ahh, ahh. 161 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,517 Ah, God. 162 00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:25,413 Yeah, I'm-- I think I'll be all right. 163 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:28,137 I just didn't see that curb there. 164 00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:30,448 Oh, God, yeah, if you can just maybe... 165 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,689 Do you wanna get back up? 166 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,344 Yeah, here, how about you guys just pick me up 167 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:36,172 and put me on, uh, on the sidewalk there? 168 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah, uh, oh boy, all right, uh... 169 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,275 Ohh... All right, be careful. 170 00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:45,655 Oh, ah, God, thanks. 171 00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:48,310 ♪♪ 172 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,655 Don't want you to hurt yourself. 173 00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:56,275 ♪♪ 174 00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:58,827 Okay, but you just be careful now. 175 00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:01,000 ♪♪ 176 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,827 Ahh! 177 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,241 [sighs] 178 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,758 [painful groaning] 179 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,413 Ah. 180 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,344 Can I get you to help me out right there? 181 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:21,206 ♪♪ 182 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,517 Or maybe you can... 183 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:26,655 just throw it up to me. 184 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:28,379 Oh God! 185 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,206 Oh! Ah... 186 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:36,068 [painful groaning] 187 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,517 [sighs] 188 00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:46,620 Ah. 189 00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:50,689 Steve-O's over there, and I'm about to antique him. 190 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:53,137 You're not gonna antique him. 191 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,344 Oh! Ah! Ah! 192 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:57,586 [shouting] 193 00:12:57,655 --> 00:13:01,448 ♪♪ 194 00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:06,000 [laughing] 195 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,724 [shouting] 196 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,896 -I'm Rick Kosick -I'm Johnny Knoxville. 197 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:14,620 This is urban sledding. 198 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,551 [laughing] 199 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,758 Ow! 200 00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:43,551 [loud grunt] 201 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,103 [bleep] that hurt. 202 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,103 Is that my skid mark from my jacket? 203 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:51,620 [laughing] 204 00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:53,517 Let's try doing steps. 205 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:57,310 [laughing] 206 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:07,793 Ahh! 207 00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:17,724 Oh [bleep]! 208 00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:20,689 Ah! [laughing] 209 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:25,241 [laughing continues] 210 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:32,517 -What time is it? -It's time to go home, man. 211 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,931 Hi, I'm Party Boy, and this is extreme jacuzzing. 212 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,931 ♪♪ 213 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,275 Oh [bleep]. 214 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,241 [loud groan] 215 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,310 Ahh! 216 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,241 ♪♪ 217 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,724 Ready? 218 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,758 ♪♪ 219 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,827 ♪♪ 220 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,758 I just made bubbles. 221 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:27,551 I think we're all in agreement. Five minutes... 222 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:31,689 [overlapping chatter/laughing] 223 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,448 -Gentlemen, start your engines. -What happens underwater 224 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,620 stays underwater. 225 00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:36,827 Gentlemen, start your engines. 226 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,482 Let's get ready to hot tub. 227 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,000 [laughing] 228 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,103 This is Ryan Dunn, AKA Plugs because... 229 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:56,103 [drill whirring] 230 00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:02,413 [drill whirrs intermittently] 231 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:03,517 [laughing] 232 00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:08,275 Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the idiot launch. 233 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,724 One, two, three. 234 00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:13,000 Ow! [bleep]! 235 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,655 [laughing] Yeah! Sweet! 236 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,310 [bleep] 237 00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:26,482 Aw! 238 00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:27,482 Can I see your shirt real quick? 239 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,000 It's got some boogers on here. 240 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,724 Check out the suit here. 241 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,241 Uh-oh, this ain't gonna make it. 242 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,103 Wait. Do both arms 243 00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:40,586 and then maybe yank it up a little bit. 244 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:43,586 Whoa. [bleep] 245 00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,068 Oh, man, you're not getting in that. 246 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,068 I know. 247 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,655 No, we can pin pit. 248 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:51,000 Oh, man, you look like an egg with legs coming out of it. 249 00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:57,793 I love skateboarding. 250 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:03,068 [bleep] skateboarding, man, [bleep] skateboarding. 251 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:10,793 Ready? 252 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:18,103 [cheering] 253 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:21,310 [laughing/whooping] 254 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:23,689 Thought you were gonna kick flip it you little bitch. 255 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,793 This sucks. 256 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:35,379 The fact that you don't skate isn't gonna make this pretty. 257 00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:37,586 [laughing] 258 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,517 -Good job. -Thanks. 259 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,482 Go hit the shower. 260 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,000 Dude, you shouldn't do this. You can't even stand up-- 261 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,482 You can't even stand up on that thing. 262 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,413 -Huh? -You shouldn't do this. 263 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:54,827 Why don't you go down-- Practice a little bit 264 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,068 down there and then come up here. 265 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:58,965 Just do it, Johnny, just do it [bleep]. 266 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,275 Don't let him talk you out of it, man. 267 00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:05,413 -One, two, three! -[exhales] 268 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:09,517 -[whooping] -[laughing] 269 00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:12,655 Whoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! 270 00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,517 Chief Roberts come back from the grave. 271 00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:19,034 ♪♪ 272 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,482 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 273 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,620 ♪♪ 274 00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:36,448 ♪ ...mortal high ground I'm happy with the life ♪ 275 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:39,413 [all groan] 276 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:42,689 ♪ You take the moral high ground I'd offer you my wife ♪ 277 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:45,310 ♪ ...Say your lie but we're here to say ♪ 278 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:48,172 ♪ Say the lies society ♪ 279 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:51,103 ♪ I don't understand what it did for me ♪ 280 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,896 ♪ Say the lies society ♪ 281 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:57,034 ♪ I'll never understand Never understand ♪ 282 00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,620 ♪♪ 283 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,344 The chances of this working are so minimal. 284 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,172 [laughter] 285 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,103 -Later, dude. -See ya later. 286 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:13,482 [overlapping chatter] 287 00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,275 ♪♪ 288 00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,965 [laughing] 289 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,655 ♪♪ 290 00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:26,689 ♪ Protest all you want but insult my intelligence ♪ 291 00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:29,000 ♪♪ 292 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,862 [cheering] 293 00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:33,586 ♪♪ 294 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,068 [all groan] 295 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:37,344 ♪ That's not what I want ♪ 296 00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:40,862 ♪♪ 297 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,310 ♪ You just defy what I want ♪ 298 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:46,103 ♪♪ 299 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:55,551 [laughing] 300 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,482 ♪ Said simple lies ♪ 301 00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:01,448 ♪ Simple lies ♪ 302 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,517 ♪ Said simple lies ♪ 303 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,206 What are you gonna do? 304 00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:05,586 I'm gonna try to make it in the hole. 305 00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:07,620 ♪♪ 306 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:10,413 ♪ Say the lie society ♪ 307 00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:13,068 ♪ I don't understand what it did for me ♪ 308 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:16,965 What's up, ladies and gentlemen? 309 00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:18,586 I'm Johnny Knoxville. 310 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:19,931 Welcome to Jackass. 311 00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,655 [laughing] 312 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:27,137 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the beard of leeches. 313 00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:30,379 The Abe Lincoln beard of leeches. 314 00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:37,206 One, two, three. 315 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,482 [theme music plays] 316 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:43,551 [laughing] 317 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:48,551 [theme music continues] 318 00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,586 Hope it's worth all the laughter.