[woman] ...be quiet.
Say it.
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass. [laughs]
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
I can't do it!
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
[flatulence]
Oh...
Don't, don't, Mom. Come on, Ma.
♪♪
[music continues]
Come wash my back!
My name's Johnny Knoxville.
And today I'm gonna try and glue myself
to a steel beam...
by my helmet.
It's olive oil,
human hair, and hot sauce.
What a glorious little sludge.
Ugh.
I'm gonna kill myself.
This is the glue helmet.
♪♪
[laughter]
[indistinct chatter]
-[man] Hang on! -You're not hanging!
-[indistinct chatter] -Ahh!
Oh!
[splash]
[men] Oh!
[Johnny grunting]
Give me a towel.
It's spicy.
[man] Smells spicy.
You kinda look like Cousin Itt.
Oh, I feel like Cousin Itt.
[screaming, laughter]
Dude, I'm sorry. Wait, stand still, stand still.
My knee. [bleep] off.
Don't [bleep] with me.
[man] Oh, you're not gonna pass...
-Ready? -This is gonna hurt.
[screaming]
-Oh-ho-ho! -[laughter]
[laughs]
[sighs]
♪♪
[snickering]
♪♪
He hit me right in the chin.
♪♪
-Oh! -[screams]
♪ Working, working Working till the sun comes up ♪
♪ I've been working ♪
♪ Working, working Till the night is done ♪
♪ I've been working ♪
♪ Working, working Till the sun comes up ♪
♪ I've been working ♪
♪ Working, working Till the night is done ♪
♪♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
Hey!
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
[laughter]
♪ Working, working Working just to pay my way ♪
See you at the office.
♪ I've been working Working ♪
♪ I'm saving for a rainy day ♪
♪ I've been working Working ♪
♪ Working just to pay my way ♪
♪ I've been working Working ♪
These definitely need to be done on time, let me tell you that.
♪ I'm saving For a rainy day, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
Whoa!
♪♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
[laughing]
[screams]
I can't believe he's making it.
He's rocking it out, dude.
Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is extreme unicycling.
♪♪
[music continues]
Whoa!
[screaming]
♪♪
Let's do it!
[water bubbling]
[man] Dude...
You're the man.
♪♪
[music continues]
[indistinct shouting]
[men] Whoa!
[indistinct chatter]
[music continues]
[Steve-O screaming]
Didn't hurt me.
I knew I was completely finished when I did the cement side.
Oh, God.
Excuse me, man. Excuse me, dude.
Oh, God!
Oh! Oh, God!
-[flatulence] -Oh, crap!
♪♪
Oh, man.
Oh!
[groans]
Son of a bitch.
Oh, God.
[groaning]
[coughs]
Ah, God! [groans]
Oh, son of a bitch!
-[flatulence] -Oh! Oh!
-[flatulence continues] -Crap!
[groaning]
[flatulence continues]
Oh, God, why? Why me?
-[flatulence continues] -Oh, God!
[groans]
[flatulence continues]
Whew.
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, son of a bitch.
Oh, God. Excuse me, man.
Excuse me, dude. Oh, God.
[groans] Oh, God!
-Oh, crap! -[flatulence]
Oh, my goodness. Oh, goody.
Oh, my [bleep].
[groans] Oh, God!
-[flatulence] -Oh!
Damn.
Oh, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, [bleep].
-Oh, man! -[flatulence]
-Oh, [bleep]. Oh! -[flatulence continues]
[groaning]
-[flatulence continues] -[groaning]
-[groaning continues] -[flatulence continues]
Oh, [bleep].
[flatulence continues]
Son of a bitch! [groaning]
[flatulence continues]
[groans]
Whoo!
[sighs]
[indistinct chatter]
[distant woman screaming]
[man laughing]
[man snickering]
[snorting]
[birds chirping]
My job on this show is to be naked,
not kill myself.
[scoffs]
This sucks so bad.
-I'm so bummed right now. -[laughs]
I don't want to do this.
Does Bunny need a hug? Come on, come on.
[man] Can I have one, too?
It's okay.
Today me and Ehren are riding on this enormous hill
on this horrible tandem bike that has no brakes.
We're dead.
♪♪
[both screaming]
Come on!
Whoa!
♪ Somebody said Nobody knows ♪
♪ It's a losing game ♪
-♪ Around, around it goes ♪ -[screaming]
♪ Round and round again ♪
[groaning]
♪ Somebody said Nobody knows ♪
♪ It's a losing game Around, around it goes ♪
[groaning]
That's all that broke Ehren and Brandon in months.
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Bring me down... ♪
♪ My feet touch the ground And I won't fall... ♪
[laughing]
♪ Watch me, watch me ♪
♪ I won't... back home ♪
♪ Bring me down... ♪
♪ My feet touch the ground And I won't fall... ♪
-♪ Watch me, watch me... ♪ -[groaning]
♪♪
[both screaming]
[both laughing]
♪ Somebody said Nobody knows ♪
♪ It's a losing game Around, around it goes ♪
♪ Round and round again... ♪
Oh, my God.
[laughter]
Holy [bleep].
-Holy [bleep]. -[laughter]
That was so [bleep] fun.
[men] Aww...
[Johnny] How hungry would you say you are?
[woman] How hungry would you say you are?
I'm famished.
[Johnny] Famished?
Bottle skating.
[man] It's not a bottle.
When you asked for these, what did you ask for?
-Bottles, right? -[woman] Bottles.
-I call them bottles. -Jugs.
-That's a bottle? -Water bottle.
A bottle is made out of glass.
-[woman] I call it a jug. -It's a jug.
[jugs clattering]
[groaning]
[bleep].
[laughter]
-[clapping] -[woman] Nice fall, nice fall.
Did I go a couple?
[laughter]
Oh, I hit my knee.
[man] What do you got?
A water bottle.
It's not a bottle. It's a jug.
[laughter]
-That was a good one. -That was really good.
♪♪
Oh, my God.
Maxwell just farted.
I just made a windy.
[mooing]
[mimics mooing]
[horse snorting]
[mimics mooing]
Mah... come and get me.
[mimics mooing]
Mah... I want you.
[mooing]
Shake that [bleep]. You gotta work it for it.
[cow mooing]
[mimics mooing]
Maw...
Mah... mah...
Mah...
[groans]
And today we're gonna watch my nephew Dusty pass wind.
-[flatulence] -[laughter]
♪♪
[indistinct chatter]
[hissing]
♪♪
-[shrieking] -[woman screaming]
[laughter]
[leaf blower whirring]
[shrieking]
♪♪
[hissing]
[woman laughing]
[shrieking]
-[hissing] -[woman screaming]
[bleep].
-[laughter] -[bleep].
-[crowd screaming] -♪ Run away, get away ♪
-[shrieking] -♪ Run away, get away ♪
[screaming]
♪ Run away, get away ♪
♪♪
[indistinct chatter]
Can we go to the bathroom?
Can we go to the bathroom down there?
What?
[groaning]
-[man] How you feel? -[laughs]
He's my friend. He's my friend.
God, these emus are going around.
They're breeding like-- like rabbits
and they're killing people.
A lot of nature hosts
try to have more of a Zen thing with the animals.
Not me.
I want to prove to these guys
that I'm stronger than them, I'm faster.
I've got greater animal instincts.
And I myself am an animal.
Oh, he's looking at me.
[man] He like you, boy.
[Chris] The tips of their claws
contain a poison most scientists compare
to the sting of a thousand black widows.
And you're looking at an animal with two or three toes,
I don't know.
I mean, that's a lot of black widows, you do the math.
The best time to catch an emu is when he's freaked out.
[indistinct]
[man] Don't run after him.
There it is, there it is! You got him, you got him!
Open the gate. Open the gate.
-You gotta show these animals... -Lock him in.
-...you're... -Stand on the side.
- You the boss! -...that you are the boss.
And you know, maybe if you feel attracted to them,
you can get a little pleasure from them.
I'm not gonna do that right now.
All right?
[cheering and applause]
Emu hunter. Nice shot.
-That's good. -Have you done that before?
Yeah, they're pretty... They're not too bad, dude.
That wasn't bad at all.
Well, that was the most intense thing
I've done in years.
-Ready? -Yeah.
[man] Run up there. Run up there.
There you go, Wee Man.
[man laughs]
Oh, my God.
[screaming]
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
and this is my father, Phil.
And today we're gonna watch my nephew Dusty pass wind.
-Drop my pants now? -Yeah, drop 'em.
Okay. Hack 'em off good.
I'll hack 'em off good.
-[flatulence] -[groaning, laughter]
-Oh, Lord. -Oh, my God!
I think I got the wrong angle here.
[laughter]
You need to duct-tape some hair off your ass.
-[laughter] -[flatulence]
Oh! Oh!
I already started.
Oh, God, wait, wait. Not-- not yet.
Don't start yet.
[groans]
[indistinct]
[flatulence]
[laughter]
-[flatulence] -[laughter]
[flatulence continues]
[laughter]
-[flatulence] -[laughter]
[Johnny] Is that-- is that all you got?
Yeah, I mean, it's like I'm about to crap and it's not--
[Johnny] Well, if you got to, you got to.
-[flatulence] -[laughter]
[flatulence]
How's the-- how's the view from back there, Rob?
[Rob] The view's great.
I'm mean, three widow spiders and four goats screwing is...
[indistinct muttering]
[laughter]
-[flatulence] -Oh!
[Johnny] Hey, Mom, come here for a second.
-Mom! -I can't.
-Come here for one second. -[flatulence]
I can't.
Oh, my God...
Look, it's running down the...
-[laughter] -[Johnny] He pooed.
He pooed his pants.
[laughter]
Is that it for you, Dad?
-That's it for me. -[laughter]
[Johnny] Oh, did you crap on the mic?
[laughing]
[cackling laugh]
Hey, Lynne, look at that.
Lynne, you need to get some toilet paper.
Come on, go get it. Come on.
He's your son. He's your son.
-Go get it. -That's right, he's my son.
It's right there. I'll show it to you.
Come on.
No!
Lynn, there it is.
[Lynne laughs] Eww...
Don't y'all get that on my rug.
[hysterical laughing] No, no, no, no...
[laughing continues]
Please, God.
No. [laughing]
Okay, take it towards the bathroom.
Just close the bathroom.
-No! -[laughter]
[indistinct]
Ugh!
Man, God! Sick.
Don't even think about touching that...
[toilet flushing]
It's gone.
My mom's gonna hate this piece.
[splash]
[jugs clattering]
-[man] Whoa! -[laughter]
[man] Camera!
-Is it gonna break? -No.
-Put your helmet on. -It's not gonna break.
[laughter]
It couldn't be any better.
[machine whirring]
Does it look like I'm really wearing the hat?
♪♪
[bleep].
-Oh! -[laughter]
♪♪
Whoa!
[music continues]
[bleep].
[music continues]
That's me.
-[groaning] -[laughter]
[thudding]
Just knocked a tooth out. Look at this.
That's tandem biking for ya, huh?
-[Johnny] Did you even wipe? -No.
-It just fell out clean. -[laughter]
[Johnny] Good job, Dusty. Another fine performance.
Why don't you go take a bath now?