1 00:00:20,931 --> 00:00:21,965 >> HI. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 2 00:00:21,965 --> 00:00:23,379 WELCOME TO "JACKASS." 3 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:24,379 OHH! 4 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,482 >> HA HA HA! 5 00:00:25,482 --> 00:00:27,758 >> HA HA HA! 6 00:00:27,758 --> 00:00:29,137 >> HA HA HA! >> HA HA HA! 7 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:36,068 >> HA HA HA! 8 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:37,310 >> AAH! 9 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:44,689 >> UNH! 10 00:00:44,689 --> 00:00:47,689 >> WHOO! 11 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:53,482 >> OH, GOD! 12 00:00:53,482 --> 00:00:56,241 >> DUDE! 13 00:00:56,241 --> 00:00:57,068 >> WE'RE GONNA DO BLOODY 14 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:58,862 WINDSHIELD TODAY, AND THE 15 00:00:58,862 --> 00:00:59,896 WINDSHIELD WILL NEED TO BE 16 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,793 WINDSHIELD WILL NEED TO BE BROKEN. 17 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:07,965 BROKEN. 18 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:08,827 >> OH, HO HO! 19 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:11,793 THAT'S BAD. 20 00:01:11,793 --> 00:01:15,310 >> HA! 21 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,655 > HA HA HA! 22 00:01:16,655 --> 00:01:20,275 >> OHH! 23 00:01:20,275 --> 00:01:23,172 >> HA! 24 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:28,137 I GOT TO THINK THAT'S GOOD. 25 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:30,965 EXCUSE ME. 26 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:31,793 CAN YOU HELP ME CLEAN THIS OFF? 27 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:33,689 >> UH, WE DON'T CAR WASH. 28 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:34,758 >> AW, DUDE, THERE'S A COP. 29 00:01:34,758 --> 00:01:37,000 ONE SECOND. 30 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,758 OH, MAN, MY PAROLE OFFICER IS 31 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:40,241 NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS. 32 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:49,068 OH, GOD! 33 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,310 >> DOG? 34 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:54,000 >> YEAH, IT'S A--YEAH, DOG. 35 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 >> MY STOMACH IS 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,068 UP RIGHT NOW, MY MAN. 37 00:01:56,068 --> 00:01:57,551 PLEASE. 38 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:58,137 >> HEY. 39 00:01:58,137 --> 00:01:59,000 THANKS A LOT, MAN. 40 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,379 THANKS A LOT, MAN. YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT. 41 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:07,000 YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT. 42 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,068 YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT. 43 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:21,379 I JUST HIT SOMETHING. 44 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:22,551 CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND WASH? 45 00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:23,482 >> SURE. 46 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:24,655 >> I NEED IT QUICK. 47 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:25,586 >> IT'S VERY SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU 48 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:26,689 GUYS ARE GONNA LET HIM GO 49 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:29,103 THROUGH YOUR CAR WASH LIKE THAT. 50 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:31,103 THROUGH YOUR CAR WASH LIKE THAT. 51 00:02:37,103 --> 00:02:39,034 >> ANDALE, ANDALE! 52 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,413 LET'S GO! 53 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,379 I GOT TO GO. 54 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:43,344 ANDALE. 55 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:44,241 NO POLICIA. 56 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:45,448 ANDALE. 57 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,275 YOU GOT TO HELP ME, MAN. 58 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:07,586 I JUST NEED SOME WATER TO GET 59 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:09,068 THIS OFF WITH. 60 00:03:09,068 --> 00:03:10,448 I HAD AN ACCIDENT. 61 00:03:10,448 --> 00:03:12,793 >> WHOSE HAIR IS THAT? 62 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,000 >> I DON'T KNOW. 63 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,413 >> THERE'S LOTS OF IT. 64 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,344 IS THIS FROM YOU? 65 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:19,586 IS THIS FROM YOU? >> NO. 66 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:30,448 >> NO. 67 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:32,827 SIR? 68 00:03:32,827 --> 00:03:33,620 OH, NO. 69 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:38,517 OHH. 70 00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:42,206 DUDE, THEY'RE CALLING THE COPS. 71 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:43,931 DUDE, THEY'RE CALLING THE COPS. 72 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:52,758 >> OHH! 73 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:56,000 >> READY? 74 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,448 >> I'M RYAN DUNN. 75 00:03:57,448 --> 00:04:00,551 THIS IS A STUPID IDEA, ROLLING 76 00:04:00,551 --> 00:04:01,241 DOWN A HILL. 77 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,551 >> HA HA HA! 78 00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:04,448 YEAH. 79 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:06,172 LET HIM GO. 80 00:04:06,172 --> 00:04:07,448 SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. 81 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,413 OH, MY. 82 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:09,931 >> WHAT WAS THAT? 83 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:10,965 >> OHH! 84 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:14,000 >> OH. 85 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,724 UNH. 86 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,448 >> RYAN! 87 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:18,344 >> OHH. 88 00:04:18,344 --> 00:04:19,137 >> RYAN, YOU ALL RIGHT? 89 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:20,310 >> I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD 90 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:21,137 IDEA. 91 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,655 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 92 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:23,586 >> I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD 93 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:24,448 IDEA. 94 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:25,137 OH. 95 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,551 I CAN'T EVEN SEE. 96 00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:27,344 >> YOU LOOKED LIKE-- 97 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:30,379 >> I DIDN'T EVEN GO FAR. 98 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,413 OHH. 99 00:04:32,413 --> 00:04:33,896 OHH. >> HA HA HA! 100 00:04:33,896 --> 00:04:39,620 >> HA HA HA! 101 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:41,931 >> AAH! 102 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:45,275 TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 103 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:46,689 GOT ME A RIDE 104 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,034 >> AAH! 105 00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:56,137 OHH, HO HO! 106 00:04:57,724 --> 00:04:59,620 AIN'T GOT NO SPEAKERS 107 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:00,862 AIN'T MUCH USE 108 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:02,034 SO I'M LEAVING 109 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:05,931 AND I'M LEAVING IT FOR YOU 110 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:10,551 I'M LEAVING IT FOR YOU 111 00:05:14,344 --> 00:05:17,724 >> HA HA HA! 112 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:21,241 AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY 113 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:22,551 STAYING OUT LATE 114 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:27,068 STAYING OUT LATE 115 00:05:33,344 --> 00:05:35,448 TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA? 116 00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:37,206 SMILE GETS SO BLUE 117 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:41,724 SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU 118 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,344 >> OW! 119 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:55,241 >> 120 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:05,724 >> WHOA! 121 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:10,827 >> HA HA HA! 122 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,517 >> GOT TO TRY IT AGAIN. 123 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:16,551 GO THAT WAY. 124 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:17,931 HA HA HA! 125 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,206 WHY DID I MOVE 126 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,413 >> THIS IS THE HUMAN CAR WASH. 127 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:51,724 OH, HERE WE GO. 128 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:54,620 OH, HERE WE GO. HA HA HA! 129 00:06:54,620 --> 00:07:08,310 HA HA HA! 130 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:08,965 >> HI. 131 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:10,068 HI. WE'RE SNOW TUBING. 132 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:10,862 IT'S AWESOME. 133 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:14,413 HA! 134 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:17,965 AAH! 135 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:19,379 WHOO! 136 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:23,482 >> HA HA HA! 137 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:27,758 >> HA! 138 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:32,000 >> HA HA! 139 00:07:35,379 --> 00:07:36,137 >> HA HA! 140 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:42,137 >> AAH! 141 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:47,482 >> DOGGY STYLE. 142 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:48,275 >> HEY! 143 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:50,000 >> DOING IT DOGGY STYLE. 144 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:53,310 >> OH. 145 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:54,896 WHOO! 146 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,000 >> HA HA HA! 147 00:07:58,413 --> 00:08:00,965 SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE 148 00:08:00,965 --> 00:08:05,206 THE WORLD IS A MANACLED PLACE 149 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,068 >> OH, DUDE! 150 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:08,413 OHH! 151 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:09,206 OHH! 152 00:08:09,206 --> 00:08:10,379 HA HA! 153 00:08:10,379 --> 00:08:11,586 >> OHH! 154 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:13,655 >> OHH! 155 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:20,103 >> ALL RIGHT. 156 00:08:20,103 --> 00:08:20,724 LET'S DO IT. 157 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:25,620 LET'S DO IT. 158 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,862 BRACE YOURSELF. 159 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:29,896 JUST STAY LOOSE. 160 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,000 THAT WAS COOL. 161 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:40,586 >> HEY. 162 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:41,206 HEY. 163 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:41,931 GET OUT OF HERE! 164 00:08:41,931 --> 00:08:42,896 GET THAT DOG. 165 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:43,793 >> GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 166 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:46,551 HE'S A MANIAC! 167 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:48,689 HE'S A MANIAC! 168 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:58,448 >> GET HIS GOOSE. 169 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:00,379 >> AAH! 170 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:01,551 HA HA HA! 171 00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:02,137 >> GO, GO, GO. 172 00:09:02,137 --> 00:09:02,827 GET HIS ASS. 173 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:03,413 GET HIS ASS. 174 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:06,724 GET IT. 175 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:12,827 GET THE MOUTH. 176 00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:15,931 GET THE MOUTH. THIS IS THE HUMAN CAR WASH. 177 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:23,793 THIS IS THE HUMAN CAR WASH. 178 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:27,172 HERE WE GO. 179 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:32,172 OHH. 180 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,413 THIS IS THE FIRST BATH HE'S HAD 181 00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:36,206 IN, LIKE, 5 DAYS. 182 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:37,275 HERE WE GO. 183 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:40,896 HA HA HA! 184 00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:41,931 OH. 185 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,862 HA HA HA! 186 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,000 HA HA HA! 187 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,724 YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET RICH 188 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,517 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S 189 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:54,758 BETTER THAN DIGGING A DITCH 190 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:56,068 THERE AIN'T NO TELLING 191 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,482 >> THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG, DIRTY 192 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:00,758 GREASE SPOT ON THE HOOD WHERE 193 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,068 HIS BODY WAS AND DIDN'T GET 194 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:02,793 WASHED. 195 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:06,068 >> LOOK AT THAT. 196 00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:07,068 HE'S SO COLD. 197 00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:12,137 >> HE'LL GET HIT WITH THE WAX. 198 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,241 >> OH. THEY'RE WAXING HIM? 199 00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:13,965 >> YEAH. 200 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,482 TO STOP COMING 201 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:24,689 WELL, I SAID, KEEP THOSE RAGS 202 00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:27,586 AND MACHINES HUMMING 203 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,275 LET ME TELL YOU 204 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:33,448 >> MAN, I--I WAS JUST COLD. 205 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,034 >> I DIDN'T GO INTO THAT THING 206 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:41,655 CLEAN. 207 00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:44,206 THAT'S FOR SURE. 208 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,000 FIRST SHOWER I'VE HAD IN A 209 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,137 COUPLE DAYS. 210 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:49,310 >> CHANGE THAT YET? 211 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,068 >> HEY, CHRIS. 212 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,034 >> THE PRICE FOR A GOOD WETSUIT. 213 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:51,758 >> CAN YOU SEE THE BUG ON MY 214 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:52,793 LENS? 215 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:54,034 >> YEAH. 216 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,896 >> WHY DON'T YOU KISS HIM? 217 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:56,586 >> EAT HIM UP? 218 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:57,172 >> EAT HIM. 219 00:10:57,172 --> 00:10:58,137 >> I'M A VEGETARIAN. 220 00:10:58,137 --> 00:10:59,068 >> EAT IT. 221 00:10:59,068 --> 00:10:59,965 YEAH. 222 00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:00,793 DID YOU EAT HIM? 223 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,896 >> I SWALLOWED HIM UP. 224 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:06,379 HE FLEW AWAY. 225 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:08,137 >> OH, DUDE! 226 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,724 >> THAT WAS PRETTY . 227 00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:10,862 >> DAMN! 228 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:11,793 OH! 229 00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:12,482 HA HA HA! 230 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,310 AAH! 231 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,000 OH. 232 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,413 OH. HA HA HA! 233 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:33,241 HA HA HA! 234 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,310 HA HA HA! 235 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:50,793 >> I RACED THOSE FOR OVER 8 236 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,551 YEARS. 237 00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:53,620 >> YOU RACED SKUNKS? 238 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,896 >> NO. 239 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,034 R.C. CARS. 240 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:57,413 RADIO-CONTROLLED CARS. 241 00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,206 THAT'S A TOY THERE. 242 00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,000 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU BUY AT 243 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,620 KMART. 244 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,827 >> NO. THIS IS A SKUNK CAR. 245 00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:02,655 >> THAT'S NO DAMN SKUNK. 246 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,931 IT'S A RADIO-CONTROLLED CAR. 247 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:04,965 >> NO. IT'S A SKUNK. 248 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:05,862 >> IT'S A SKUNK TAIL. 249 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:10,103 >> IT'S A SKUNK WITH WHEELS. 250 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:10,965 >> THAT'S TERRIBLE. 251 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:11,965 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 252 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,034 I REALLY THINK THAT THERE'S A 253 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,275 HEALTH ISSUE INVOLVED, AND I 254 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,482 REALLY THINK THAT INSTEAD OF 255 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:18,000 GETTING OFF--BECAUSE, I MEAN, 256 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,758 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 257 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:19,344 >> YEAH. 258 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:20,068 >> I MEAN, I'M LOOKING AT YOUR 259 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:20,931 PANTS, AND YOU'VE GOT AN 260 00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:23,344 PANTS, AND YOU'VE GOT AN ENORMOUS HARD-ON. 261 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:32,482 ENORMOUS HARD-ON. 262 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,344 >> STOP, PLEASE. 263 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:33,965 >> COME ON. 264 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:34,551 >> DON'T DO THIS. 265 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:35,793 >> COME ON, DUDE. 266 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:36,517 >> JUST GIVE HIM A KISS, GIVE 267 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:37,000 HIM A KISS. 268 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:37,620 >> YEAH. JUST ONE KISS. 269 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,758 COME ON. 270 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,448 COME ON, DUDE. 271 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:41,931 >> AAH! 272 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:43,310 >> OH, YEAH! 273 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,206 >> HA HA HA! 274 00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,034 >> KNOCK IT OFF! 275 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,931 >> MY TONGUE SLAYED HIS EAR. 276 00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:51,103 >> MY TONGUE SLAYED HIS EAR. HA HA HA! 277 00:12:51,103 --> 00:13:05,000 HA HA HA! 278 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,827 >> OHH! 279 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,275 >> OW! 280 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,827 THIS IS SO FUN. 281 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:13,724 THIS IS SO FUN. WAY MORE FUN THAT SNOWBOARDING. 282 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:24,551 WAY MORE FUN THAT SNOWBOARDING. 283 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:25,586 >> TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO UP 284 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,862 AND GET SPANKED BY A COUPLE OF 285 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,344 DOMINATRIXES. 286 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,586 AAH! 287 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:30,344 AAH! 288 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,137 AAH! 289 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,655 AAH! AAH! 290 00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:46,965 AAH! 291 00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:47,862 >> SO WE'RE GONNA GO TRY OUT 292 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:53,827 DIMITRY'S BELT SANDER SKATES. 293 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,000 OK. WE'RE TESTING. 294 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,275 >> WE'RE TESTING. 295 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:02,620 >> HA HA HA! 296 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,034 THIS IS REAL BUDGET, EVEN FOR 297 00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,827 US. 298 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,413 >> HE LOOKS CONFIDENT. 299 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,103 >> HELLO. 300 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:08,896 I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS 301 00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:11,310 IS BELT SANDER SKATES. 302 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,620 IN A JUKE-JOINT CAR 303 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,103 >> OHH! HO HO! 304 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,241 >> OK. 305 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,724 LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 306 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,206 >> BEND THE KNEES LIKE A TOP SKI 307 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:30,793 PRO, DUDE. 308 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:32,620 >> OW! 309 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,034 OH, I NEED HELP. 310 00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:36,724 >> HERE YOU GO. 311 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,965 >> GET OFF YOUR TOES. 312 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,551 WAIT UP. 313 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:46,275 YOU ARE SO CAUGHT IN THIS. 314 00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:47,620 >> WHOA. 315 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:52,068 OH, OH, OH 316 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,586 HE'S FOR THE MONEY 317 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,827 >> THIS IS 1/4-INCH DRYWALL. 318 00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,793 PROBABLY A BETTER SURFACE FOR 319 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,724 THE SAND SKATES, SANDER SKATES. 320 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:07,586 >> OW! 321 00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:08,517 >> AAH! 322 00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:11,034 >> STAY LOW. 323 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,758 >> I AM GOING TO BELT SAND SKATE 324 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,000 DOWN THIS WHOLE PIECE OF 325 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,827 DRYWALL. 326 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:19,758 >> THERE YOU GO! 327 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:22,172 >> YEAH! 328 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:22,896 YEAH! 329 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,827 >> HA HA HA! 330 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,793 >> YEAH! 331 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,655 THAT WAS IT! 332 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,724 THAT WAS IT! >> THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO. 333 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:38,000 >> THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO. 334 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,413 >> HOLY . 335 00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:40,517 OH. 336 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,344 HA HA HA! 337 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:45,965 HA HA HA! >> SORRY--SORRY, CHIEF ROBERTS. 338 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:51,034 >> SORRY--SORRY, CHIEF ROBERTS. 339 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,827 >> OH, OH. 340 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:01,724 >> HI. 341 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,517 >> OH, HO HO HO! 342 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:07,724 >> OH. 343 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:08,896 A KISS. 344 00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:12,172 HOO HOO HOO! 345 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,137 HOO HOO HOO! 346 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,448 >> I GOT TO GET OUT. 347 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,655 >> HOO HOO HOO! 348 00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,758 HEY, LITTLE GIRL 349 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:37,241 I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND 350 00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:40,034 SWEET LITTLE GIRL 351 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:51,103 >> HOO HOO! 352 00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:52,793 HOO HOO HOO! 353 00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:55,965 HOO HOO! 354 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:05,931 YOUR BOYFRIEND 355 00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:08,758 HEY, LITTLE GIRL 356 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:16,586 I WANT TO BE 357 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,137 YOUR BOYFRIEND OH, OH, OH, OH 358 00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:35,689 >> AAH! 359 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:42,206 >> HA HA HA! 360 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,655 >> THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO. 361 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:44,586 >> SQUIRT HIM. 362 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:45,448 >> HA HA HA! 363 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,000 >> HA HA HA! 364 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,241 >> NOW, GET IN THERE. 365 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,034 >> YOU GET IN THERE. 366 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:49,827 >> GET IN THERE WHILE IT SMELLS 367 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:50,344 GOOD. 368 00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,103 GET IN THERE. 369 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:51,793 >> NO. 370 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:52,482 FROM THIS END! 371 00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,413 >> THAT WAY, THAT WAY. 372 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:58,931 >> MY FACE IN THE PEE? 373 00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:00,758 >> YEAH, FACE IN THE PEE. 374 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,965 >> OH, PARTY BOY. 375 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:04,172 OH, PARTY BOY. 376 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:07,068 HA HA HA! 377 00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,448 >> HE'S LOVING THIS. 378 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,275 >> HA HA HA! 379 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,103 >> OH, THE PEE. 380 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,620 OHH! 381 00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:17,068 >> IT'S GOING WAY FASTER. 382 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,758 OH. 383 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,586 HIS HEAD'S ALL OVER THE URINE. 384 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:23,379 HA HA HA! 385 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:25,655 YEAH! 386 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:26,827 >> THAT WAS SO PERFECT. 387 00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,551 THE DOG PEED RIGHT IN THERE. 388 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:29,344 IT WAS PERFECT. 389 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,206 >> OH, MY GOD. 390 00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,413 >> TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO UP 391 00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:33,586 AND GET SPANKED BY A COUPLE OF 392 00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,034 DOMINATRIXES UP IN 301. 393 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,000 >> DOMINATRICES. 394 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 >> DOMINATRICES? 395 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,931 SORRY. 396 00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:40,379 MY ENGLISH AIN'T SO GOOD. 397 00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,068 >> WELL, I'M WEDNESDAY. 398 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,310 >> AND I'M STEPHANIE. 399 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,034 >> WE'RE SISTERS, AND WE'RE A 400 00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,620 LITTLE TWISTED. 401 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,655 >> JUST A LITTLE. 402 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:48,551 >> AND WE'RE HERE TO KICK 403 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:49,931 PRESTON'S LITTLE ASS. 404 00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:50,655 >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH 405 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,620 YOU RIGHT NOW. 406 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,103 OH. 407 00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:56,000 >> IT'S A CLIP-ON. 408 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,862 >> SO PRESTON'S IN THERE WITH A 409 00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,344 COUPLE DOMINATRIXES, AND THEY'RE 410 00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,551 GETTING READY TO LET HIM HAVE 411 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,172 IT, AND APPARENTLY, THE SAFETY 412 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,034 WORD FOR WHEN THEY GET TOO ROUGH 413 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,689 IS GONNA BE "OKLAHOMA." 414 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,000 >> 32. 415 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,827 >> OW. . 416 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:10,068 MY KIDNEYS. 417 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:10,931 I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO QUIT 418 00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:12,379 HITTING ME IN THE KIDNEY. 419 00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:13,172 I'LL BE PISSING BLOOD FOR A 420 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:14,551 WEEK. 421 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,310 OW! 422 00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,034 >> HARD TO FIND YOUR ASS. 423 00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:18,034 >> HEY. 424 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,344 THE HELL? 425 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:20,482 >> DOES THAT FEEL BETTER? 426 00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:21,206 >> DO YOU LIKE THAT, PRESTON? 427 00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:22,000 >> THAT'S BETTER. 428 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,689 >> BEND OVER THE BED. 429 00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,068 YOU'RE THE WORST SLAVE I'VE EVER 430 00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:25,896 HAD. 431 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,000 >> I'M IN EXTREME PAIN. 432 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,931 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. 433 00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:28,793 >> YES, I AM. 434 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,000 >> NO, BUT YOU WILL BE. 435 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,896 >> I AM RIGHT NOW. 436 00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,103 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. 437 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,206 >> OKLAHOMA. 438 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,379 >> SING THE ALPHABET NOW, YOU 439 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:36,034 LITTLE BITCH. 440 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:40,517 AAH! 441 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:44,724 AAH! 442 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,000 OKLAHOMA. 443 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,172 >> YOU GONNA DO WHATEVER WE SAY? 444 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:47,862 >> YES. 445 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:48,448 >> ARE YOU GONNA STOP 446 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,310 COMPLAINING LIKE A LITTLE SISSY 447 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:49,931 BOY? 448 00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,724 >> YES. 449 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,586 STOP THAT NOW. 450 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:54,931 >> I'M SORRY. 451 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:55,896 >> STOP THAT NOW? 452 00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:56,551 >> THAT'S NOT THE WORD WE 453 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,482 DISCUSSED, IS IT? 454 00:19:58,482 --> 00:19:59,620 >> OW. 455 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,275 OW! 456 00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,413 OW! 457 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:03,310 OW! 458 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:04,620 OW! 459 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,551 OW! 460 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,827 OW! 461 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:08,896 >> PRESTON? 462 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:09,482 >> PRESTON? 463 00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:10,172 >> OKLAHOMA. 464 00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:10,862 OKLAHOMA. 465 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:11,448 OKLAHOMA. 466 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,206 >> OK? 467 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:12,965 >> OKLAHOMA. 468 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,103 OKLAHOMA. 469 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,689 OKLAHOMA. 470 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:16,620 NO MORE. 471 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,206 >> CUT IT? 472 00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:17,827 >> YEAH. 473 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:18,413 THAT'S IT. 474 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,620 WE GOT THE SHOTS. 475 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,551 WE GOT THE SHOTS. WE GOT THE SHOTS. 476 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:30,034 WE GOT THE SHOTS. 477 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:33,137 >> THERE WE GO. 478 00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:34,551 >> I WAS A BAD BOY TODAY. 479 00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:35,586 >> I WAS A BAD BOY. 480 00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:36,586 >> AND NOW MY MISTRESSES ARE 481 00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:37,172 BEATING ME. 482 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:37,793 >> OW. 483 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,275 MY MISTRESSES ARE BEATING ME. 484 00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,931 >> KEEP SAYING IT. 485 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,034 >> HE NEEDS TO GET ANOTHER SHOT 486 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:42,758 OF IT. 487 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:43,413 >> SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE 488 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:44,000 LAMB." 489 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,206 >> MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. 490 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,862 HIS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW. 491 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,379 EVERYWHERE MARY WENT THAT LAMB 492 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,724 WAS SURE TO GO. 493 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:50,724 >> WHO'S A DIRTY, LITTLE SLUT? 494 00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:52,000 >> PRESTON IS. 495 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,896 >> WHO'S A BAD BOY? 496 00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:54,034 >> PRESTON IS. 497 00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:55,344 >> AAH! 498 00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:58,862 AAH! 499 00:20:58,862 --> 00:20:59,448 . 500 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:00,275 >> I'M A SLUT. 501 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,068 >> I'M A SLUT! 502 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:01,896 >> I'M A DIRTY, LITTLE SLUT. 503 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:02,620 >> OW! 504 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:03,241 >> SAY IT. 505 00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:03,965 >> HARDER! 506 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:04,551 >> OW! 507 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:05,482 OW! 508 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:06,344 OW! 509 00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:07,241 >> UNH! 510 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,379 >> HA HA HA! 511 00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:10,241 >> AAH! 512 00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,275 >> THIS IS MY HIP-HOP DANCING. 513 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,413 >> THIS IS MY HIP-HOP DANCING. >> AAH! 514 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:21,689 >> AAH! 515 00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:22,862 >> CATCH IT! 516 00:21:22,862 --> 00:21:24,103 >> CATCH HER! 517 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:27,172 >> ON THE RUN. 518 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:29,275 >> OHH! 519 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:30,896 NOT UNLESS I'M TOLD TO CRY BY MY 520 00:21:30,896 --> 00:21:33,413 MISTRESSES. 521 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:34,137 >> SAY IT AGAIN. 522 00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,275 >> NOT UNLESS I'M TOLD TO CRY BY 523 00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:35,586 MY MISTRESSES.