>> HI.
I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.
WELCOME TO "JACKASS."
HA HA HA HA HA!
>> AAH!
>> UNH!
>> WHOO!
>> [YELLING]
>> DUDE!
>> WE'RE AT A JUNKYARD IN
DOWNTOWN L.A., WHERE TODAY THAT
BIG MAGNET IS GOING TO PICK ME
UP IN THIS SUIT OF ARMOR...
MAYBE.
["SANFORD AND SON" THEME
PLAYING]
>> OH, OW!
>> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!
>> OH, [BEEP].
>> NOTHING WENT RIGHT ON
THIS ONE.
THIS WAS LIKE THE METALLIC
BREAD SUIT.
>> SO WE'RE BACK IN ANOTHER
SCRAP METAL YARD, AND WE'VE
CONSTRUCTED A NEW MAGNET, TOO,
AND MR. ENGLAND HERE IS GOING TO
TRY IT OUT.
>> OH!
>> SO WHAT'S IN THE CANISTER
WE'RE USING TODAY?
>> WELL, WHAT WE'RE USING IS
LIQUID ARGON.
IT'S AN INERT GAS, NOT HAZARDOUS
TO PEOPLE, BUT WILL DISPLACE
OXYGEN IN THE AIR.
>> IF IT DISPLACES OXYGEN, ARE
WE AT ANY DANGER INSIDE THE CAR
WITH IT IN HERE?
>> WELL, SINCE YOU NUMBNUTS
CLOSED ALL THE WINDOWS, THEN,
YES, WE ARE IN IMMINENT DANGER.
>> HI, I'M RAKE YOHN.
>> I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.
>> AND THIS IS A CHEMICAL SPILL.
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
CAN YOU PLEASE STAND BACK?
>> WE GOT ABOUT...
>> BE COOL.
WE'VE GOT TO DROP IT OFF
AT A FOOL'S HOUSE.
DON'T...
OH!
>> YO, WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A CLEANUP
TEAM RIGHT AWAY.
>> I'M DAVE, AND THIS IS THE
SNOW SCOOTER.
>> *GO ON TO YOUR LEFT
*JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE
* GOTTA HAVE, GOTTA HAVE
* GOTTA HAVE SOME MORE!
*WHY DON'T YOU COME RIDE--
>> OH!
>> [GROANING]
OW, THAT HURT.
OH, RIGHT IN THE NUTS.
[GROANING]
>> THAT WAS WEAK.
>> LET ME OUT, VINCE!
>> SHOULD JUST BE FIGURED...
>> OW!
AHH...
>> HI, I'M STEVE-O.
>> AND I'M EHREN.
AND WE'RE HERE DOWNTOWN BECAUSE
WE'RE THE BEST DAMN FOOTBALL
PLAYERS EVER TO HIT THE CITY.
>> YEAH, NO MORE JV FOR US!
>> NO WAY, BABY!
WE'RE IN THE STREET!
YEAH!
>> WHOO!
WHOO!
>> TOUCHDOWN!
WHOO!
>> WHOO!
WHOO!
TOUCHDOWN!
WHOO!
GO, BIG MAN!
YEAH!
WHOO!
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHERE THIS
PLACE, LIKE, THE PINK FLAMINGO--
UNH!
[GROANING]
>> IS THIS WHERE THE VALET
PARKING'S AT?
I JUST GOT DONE WITH A GAME.
>> WHOO!
>> [MOANING]
>> HA HA HA!
>> WE HAVE COME OUT TO THE OPEN
OCEAN WHERE WE HOPE TO RIDE THE
GREAT HAMMERHEAD SHARK.|||||||||
>> WE'RE BACK HERE IN NIPOMO,
CALIFORNIA, AT THE GARY LEFFEW
BULL-RIDING SCHOOL FOR THE
BACKWARDS BULL RIDE.
>> WHOA.
>> ARE YOU READY?
>> [BEEP] RIDING THIS ONE
BACKWARDS.
WHOA, WHOA!
>> YOU BETTER GO ON, JOHNNY,
GO ON!
GO ON, JOHNNY, GO ON!
GO ON!
KEEP IT UP!
[BUZZER]
>> IT'S EASY.
>> READY, JOHNNY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
>> HE DIDN'T SEEM TO LIKE THAT
TOO MUCH.
>> IT'S EASIER THAN HELL TO
RIDE THEM.
>> IS IT GOING TO BE THAT BULL?
>> YEAH.
>> SAME BULL, YEAH.
>> UGH, [BEEP].
>> NOT ALL AT ONCE.
>> I HOPE THEY PAY YOU A LOT
TO DO THIS [BEEP].
>> MMM.
MMM.
>> THAT LOOKED COOL.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT DIDN'T
LOOK COOL.
>> NO, IT LOOKED GOOD.
>> HOW FAR DOWN ON THE SIDE
THERE?
>> QUITE A WAYS, YEAH.
QUITE A WAYS.
>> A LITTLE BIT MORE.
>> OK.
WHEN DO I GO DOWN?
>> JUST SIT DOWN.
>> LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH.
DROP DOWN A LITTLE BIT AT
A TIME.
>> WE GOT YOU.
>> A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, WHOA.
>> DROP YOUR FEET DOWN SO HE
DOESN'T--
>> DROP MY FEET?
>> DOWN STRAIGHT BESIDE HIS
NECK.
>> OK.
>> GOT THE ROPE THERE, JOHN?
>> BOTH OF YOUR FEET DOWN.
GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THE GATE.
PUT IT RIGHT DOWN IN THERE
WITH HIM.
>> OK.
>> OK, GET READY, BUDDY.
>> ALL'S YOU GOT TO DO IS SIT
BACK THERE--
>> OK, WAIT!
>> GET YOUR FEET UP.
READY?
>> NO!
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
I'M NOT READY!
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
GET YOUR FEET DOWN ALL THE WAY.
>> OK.
>> DROP THEM DOWN.
>> OK.
>> NO, TAKE THEM OUT OF THE
GATE.
>> OK, LET'S GO.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> HOOK HIM, HOOK HIM, HOOK HIM!
>> [YELLING AND CHEERING]
>> YEAH, BABY!
[BUZZER]
>> HEY, THAT WASN'T 8 SECONDS!
>> YOU'RE THE KING!
>> I'VE GOT TO SEE THE REPLAY
ON THAT.
THAT WAS COOL.
YOU RODE HIM PERFECT.
>> YEAH, LET'S...
MY GOODS ARE JUST BOUNCING UP
AND DOWN ON HIS BACK.
>> YOU LOOKED GOOD.
>> YEAH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> I'M STEVE-O KNIEV-O, AND THIS
IS THE BUNNY HOP.
UNH!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> HELLO, LADIES.
>> HELLO.
>> HI.
MY NAME'S JOHNNY, AND THIS IS MY
FRIEND CHRIS.
>> HI.
>> WOULD YOU GUYS ENTER--LIKE,
RACE PADDLE BOATS WITH PONTIUS
AND I?
>> YEAH, WHY NOT?
>> WE WOULD CHARGE 200 EACH
GIRL.
>> 200 EACH GIRL?
>> YEAH.
>> OK.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> WE'RE HAVING A PADDLE BOAT
RACE, THESE GALS THAT WE MET ON
THE STREET.
EACH BOAT GETS ONE BLONDE, ONE
BRUNETTE, AND ONE CAPTAIN.
>> READY?
>> ON YOUR MARK!
GET SET!
READY?
GO!
>> COME ON!
PEDAL!
GO!
PLEASE, YOU'RE IN A RACE ZONE.
PLEASE GO TO THE SIDE.
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RACE.
THIS IS A SANCTIONED RACE.
PLEASE, LET'S...
PEDAL, LET'S GO!
>> USE YOUR [BEEP] DAMN WEDGE
INTO IT!
>> OVER TO THE SIDE.
PLEASE, DON'T LOOK.
MOVE YOUR HEADS.
>> FOR GOD'S SAKES, GIRLS, DON'T
GET LAZY ON ME, OR YOU'RE GOING
TO BE ALLIGATOR FOOD, MISSY!
THEY SAY SOME OF THESE
ALLIGATORS WILL EAT ANYTHING,
EVEN PLASTIC.
ROW!
COME ON, GIRLS, PADDLE!
THIS IS NOT A FAMILY CANAL.
THIS IS SLUTTY CANAL.
GO!
LET'S GO NOW!
THE FINISH LINE IS 20 METERS.
20 METERS WILL BE SOON.
LET'S GO.
WE'VE GOT THESE GUYS IN THE
DUST.
>> WHOO!
>> GO!
GO!
>> FOR GOD'S SAKES.
>> WELL, WE PREVAILED, AS USUAL.
PONTIUS CAME IN SECOND IN A
TWO-MAN RACE.
>> JOHNNY KNOXVILLE'S ALWAYS
THE STAR.
HE ALWAYS IS IN EVERYTHING.
HE'S ALWAYS IN THE MAGAZINES.
ALL THE GIRLS THINKS HE'S CUTER,
AND HE EVEN WINS THE RACE.
BUT WE'RE STILL TRYING.
RIGHT?
>> TODAY WE ARE GOING ON A
MISSION, EMBARKING ON AN
ADVENTURE WITH MANNY AND THE
CREWMEN.
WE'LL BE FINDING SHARKS,
HAMMERHEAD SHARKS, AND YOU
WON'T NEED HOOKS OR SWORDS
AT ALL.
HA HA--AAH!
THAT WAS TOTALLY--OUT OF--!
[SPLASH]
>> WE'VE COME OUT TO THE OPEN
OCEAN WHERE WE HOPE TO RIDE THE
GREAT HAMMERHEAD SHARK.
>> AFTER ARRIVING AT THE
LOCATION OF THE SHARKS, THE TWO
SEAMEN LOOK VERY NERVOUS AND ARE
INTIMIDATED BY THE SHEER FEAR
FACTOR.
>> ARE YOU SCARED, DUDE?
>> I AIN'T SCARED.
>> IT'S PRETTY HARD NOT TO BE
SCARED WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO
RIDE A 10-FOOT HAMMERHEAD.
>> BOTH DIVERS ARE SUITING UP
RIGHT NOW--OH, THERE'S
STEVE-O'S EQUATOR--AND THEY'RE
PREPARING TO GO INTO THE DARK
MURKINESS OF THE WATERS.
MANNY HAS MANAGED TO CATCH TWO
FISH BARE-HANDEDLY, AND THEY'LL
BE USED TO LURE THE SHARKS IN
EVEN CLOSER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED
WITH ME.
>> AND THERE IT IS, NATURE'S
MURDERER, THE HAMMERHEAD SHARK.
THEY LOOK, "SECONDS, PLEASE,"
FOR ANOTHER PIECE OF CHUM.
STEVE-O IS SWIMMING DOWN CURRENT
FROM THE CHUM.
WHAT AN IDIOT.
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST
DANGEROUS POSITIONS YOU COULD
BE IN WHEN A SHARK IS AROUND.
HE'S ALSO FLIPPING AND FLOPPING
ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER
LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL.
STEVE-O'S HEAD IS OFTEN ABOVE
THE WATER SO THAT HE CANNOT SEE
APPROACHING THREATS BELOW.
IN THE NICK OF TIME, MANNY CALLS
HIM BACK TO THE BOAT.
BACK ABOARD, STEVE-O IS NOW
ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY
IDIOTIC.
HE IS STRAPPING THE CHUM BAIT
ALL OVER HIM.
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM
THAT'S WHAT THE SHARKS EAT.
NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE
AND PROBABLY WON'T AGAIN.
THIS IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING
EVER ATTEMPTED.
HEY, STEVE-O, DO YOU THINK THIS
IS A GOOD THING TO TRY AT HOME?
>> HE'S ON THE SURFACE.
HANG ON!
>> [MUFFLED TALKING]
>> HA HA!
>> COME ON UP HERE.
>> YES, ONCE AGAIN WE'VE FAILED
MISERABLY AT GETTING STEVE-O
EATEN BY THESE SHARKS, BUT MANNY
HAS JUMPED IN AND SAVED THE DAY.
HE'S RIDDEN ONE OF THESE
HAMMERHEADS OFF INTO SPERM
WHALE TERRITORY.
>> THIS IS SO GROSS, MAN.
>> [LAUGHTER]|||||||||||||||||||
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> RIDING A BIKE.
>> THE CONDIMENTS.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> OH, YOU SICK [BEEP].
[BEEP] MUSTARD.
FRANK, HELP ME.
>> THAT, DUDE, THAT SMELLS SO
[BEEP] BAD.
LET ME SEE THIS, HERE.
>> DON'T GET IT ALL WET, THEN
WE GOT TO WAIT FOR IT TO DRY
ANYWAY.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO GET IT WET.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO POUR IT
ON ME.
>> I AM NOT!
>> UH, RYAN, [BEEP] THAT'S--
>> OH!
[BEEP] OH!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> WHERE YOU GUYS GOING TONIGHT?
>> HOME.
>> HOME?
WHY HOME?
>> IT'S THE PLACE TO BE.
>> WHY YOU GUYS GOING--
CAN I GO WITH YOU?
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
>> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON.
JUST A LITTLE ONE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
WHAT SMELLS?
WHAT IS THAT?
>> OOH, IT'S MENTHOL.
>> WOW, THERE'S A SMELL.
>> THERE'S A SMELL.
>> IT'S HIM.
>> HE SMELLS!
>> YEAH, DUDE, YOU STINK.
>> NO, I DO NOT.
I WAS WORKING OUT.
>> YOU SMELL REAL BAD.
>> YOU STINK.
>> YOU WANT THIS BACK?
>> NO.
>> NO?
>> YOU SMELL.
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
>> COME ON!
>> GET OUT OF THE CAR.
>> LET'S GO!
>> GET OUT.
>> YOU SMELL.
>> GET OUT.
>> COME ON!
>> THIS IS CALLED "FACE YOUR
FEAR."
>> YEAH!
>> OH, LOOK AT THAT!
>> FACE YOUR FEAR.
>> OHH!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> FACE YOUR FEAR.
>> OHH!
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> FACE YOUR FEAR.
>> ALL RIGHT.
DO IT, BUDDY.
>> GO.
>> OH, YEAH!
>> YEAH!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> HOT DOG GYMNASTICS.
>> I HATE MUSTARD!
>> EVER SINCE PUBERTY, I'VE
DREAMED OF POSING FOR
"PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE."
TODAY WE'RE TAKING MY VANITY
SHOTS, AND HOPEFULLY I'LL BE
ACCEPTED.
>> I'M NOT GAY.
I MEAN, SOME GUYS THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
LUBING A GUY DOWN WITH LOTION
THAT YOU'RE GAY.
BUT, I MEAN, IT'S ENHANCING
HIS LOOK.
IT MAKES HIM LOOK BETTER.
>> LET'S GET THIS GOING.
LET'S LAY OUT ON THE CHAIR LIKE
YOU'RE GETTING A SUNTAN.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
>> TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT.
TELL WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAN.
I'VE NEVER PHOTOGRAPHED A MAN
NAKED.
>> I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN GIRLS
NAKED, RIGHT?
>> THIS IS SO GROSS, MAN.
>> DUDE, YOU WANT THE FINGER IN
THE MOUTH?
>> OH.
>> NO, THAT'S GOOD.
GO WITH IT.
SHOOT THE PICTURES.
>> I'M TRYING.
>> THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET
TOGETHER AND YOUR ARMS OVER
YOUR HEAD.
>> WE CAN, UH--
>> OH, [BEEP].
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> SORRY.
SORRY, MAN.
GO LIKE THIS.
OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
>> MAKEUP!
>> SEE, THIS IS THE SORT OF
THING THAT YOU DON'T WANT IN
A PHOTO SHOOT, LIKE THESE
GLAMOUR SHOOTS, BECAUSE, I MEAN,
MOST OF THIS CAN BE TAKEN CARE
OF IN PHOTOSHOP.
BUT THIS ONE IS GOOD TO JUST
BRING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
>> A LOT OF THE TIME YOU'LL GET
FRUSTRATED WITH THESE LONG
MAKEUP JOBS.
>> OHH.
OHH!
>> [BEEP]
>> I THINK THE
PHOTOGRAPHER-SUBJECT
RELATIONSHIP IS A LITTLE
TENSE RIGHT NOW.
>> WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THIS?
>> [ALL TALKING]
>> SHUT UP!
>> ...DOWN WITH THE SUBJECT.
>> HOLD YOUR FINGER LIKE IT'S
A GUN.
>> FULL MALE NUDITY!
[IMITATES GUN]
>> [IMITATING GUN]
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> WRAP YOUR LEGS ALL THE WAY
OVER AND THEN PUT YOUR ARM
BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
>> WE WANT TO GET SOME
BUNNY EARS.
>> I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A
STRONG STAFF BEHIND ME,
CONTRIBUTING DIFFERENT IDEAS
FOR THE SHOT.
>> GET ON YOUR KNEES, CHRIS.
>> YOU GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO
THE CAMERA?
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> OH, RICK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
IT IN THERE.
OH, THE TREE FELL DOWN.
>> I'M IN THERE.
SHUT UP!
>> I'M SAYING RIGHT HERE.
RAY, COME ON.
READY?
>> THEY NEED A SERGEANT.
THERE WE GO.
>> [LAUGHTER]
IT'S OK.
IT'S OK, DUDES.
WE'RE SHOOTING FOR "PLAYGIRL."
>> [INDISTINCT]
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> ALL RIGHT, BYE.
WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH "PLAYGIRL" MAGAZINE, AND
APPARENTLY I'M NOT WHAT THEY'RE
LOOKING FOR.
>> SO WE'RE IN LONDON GETTING
READY FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE
GUMBALL RALLY.
WE'RE GOING FROM LONDON TO
RUSSIA AND BACK.
IT'S OVER 3,000 MILES IN 5 DAYS.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
>> OH!
>> APPLES.
YEAH.
>> OH, [BEEP], THAT ONE REALLY
TOOK A--
>> DAMN.
>> IN TWO!
>> OH!
>> YES!
YES!
>> NO!
>> HOLY...
>> OH!
OH!
>> OH!
>> PUT OUT YOUR CIGARETTE.
PUT OUT YOUR CIGARETTE!
>> OH, DUDE!
>> DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU
JUST DID?
>> YEAH, WE GOT A CODE.
WE GOT A CODE 4 HERE.
IT'S--I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL
THIS HAPPENED.
>> STEVE, GO!
GO, STEVE-O!
WHOO!
>> [YELLING]
>> OH!
>> GET THE [BEEP] AWAY FROM ME.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> HI.
I'M MR. BARRACUDIE.
LOOK AT MY RAZOR SHARPS. 2 F1