1 00:00:20,862 --> 00:00:22,689 [speaking foreign language] 2 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:24,068 Welcome to Jackass. 3 00:00:24,137 --> 00:00:25,655 Welcome to Jackassun... 4 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,137 [indistinct chatter] 5 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:28,827 [speaking foreign language] 6 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,000 [laughter] 7 00:00:30,068 --> 00:00:33,000 ♪♪ 8 00:00:33,068 --> 00:00:36,241 [engine revving] 9 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:41,068 ♪♪ 10 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:42,586 [Johnny] So we're in London, 11 00:00:42,655 --> 00:00:44,344 getting ready for something called the Gumball Rally. 12 00:00:44,413 --> 00:00:47,068 If you've seen the Burt Reynolds film called "The Cannonball Run" 13 00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:48,275 it's kinda like that. 14 00:00:48,344 --> 00:00:51,931 We're going from London to Russia and back. 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,034 It's over 3,000 miles in five days. 16 00:00:55,103 --> 00:00:57,137 Sounds pretty nuts, but there's supposed 17 00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:59,862 to be some insane parties at each hotel destination. 18 00:00:59,931 --> 00:01:03,103 Also our fellow infants are just filthy stinkin' rich 19 00:01:03,172 --> 00:01:05,862 and they're driving some of the world's most expensive, 20 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:07,724 fastest automobiles. 21 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,137 We got two cars: 22 00:01:09,206 --> 00:01:11,689 one's a minivan for Tremaine and the crew, 23 00:01:11,758 --> 00:01:14,724 and as for myself, Pontius, Steve-O, 24 00:01:14,793 --> 00:01:16,034 and our Russian ambassador Dimitry, 25 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:18,862 we have this '89 beater Jaguar 26 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:21,137 with over 75,000 miles on it. 27 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,310 [man] Why is your eye black? 28 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:25,275 Because Jeff hit me in my eye. 29 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:29,517 -[retching] -[laughter] 30 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,482 I just puked out my vocal cords. 31 00:01:37,551 --> 00:01:41,551 -Is puking bad for your throat? -Yes, it's horrible for it. 32 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,931 We're going to the parking garage 33 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,068 where all the cars are held to see what types 34 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:48,655 -of automobiles are entered... -[Steve-O retching] 35 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:53,655 -Is this your ride? -Yeah. 36 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:55,655 So what does one of these go for? 37 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:58,137 -50,000 quid. -50,000 quid? 38 00:01:58,206 --> 00:02:00,517 -53,000. -So that's not too bad. 39 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:04,448 That car's only £53,000. [scoffs] 40 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:07,413 Somebody just told me that your car is a contender 41 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,517 for the most expensive one in this garage right now. 42 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,068 What is it worth? 43 00:02:11,137 --> 00:02:13,793 -Um, dollars? 400,000. -Dollars. 44 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,586 What car are you driving? 45 00:02:16,655 --> 00:02:19,482 Uh, Chrysler minivan, I think. 46 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:22,000 At this point in the race, we're not really sure 47 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:25,379 if we have a car, so everyone's putting 48 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:26,793 stickers on their car, so we're putting 49 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:28,620 stickers on ourselves, 'cause there's a very good 50 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:31,655 chance that we could be riding each other to Russia. 51 00:02:31,724 --> 00:02:34,896 [screaming] 52 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,862 Thanks everyone for for coming. 53 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:38,827 We've got about 100 cars here. 54 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,896 All around the world, I think every country 55 00:02:40,965 --> 00:02:42,379 in Europe sends one. 56 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:44,000 You know a little bit about what you're in for, 57 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:46,896 five mad days through 13 countries. 58 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:48,482 London to Russia and back. 59 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,275 A lot of you don't know exactly where you're going 60 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,344 at the moment, you know, roughly. 61 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,206 You're all gonna leave here now, 62 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,931 one by one, and you're gonna do a parade drive 63 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,068 literally just 50 meters down the road. 64 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,586 You'll get your mission pack for the day, and you'll 65 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:03,862 pick up your passports, 66 00:03:03,931 --> 00:03:05,655 and we take it from there, basically. 67 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:08,413 Ferrari drivers, hands up. 68 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:11,241 Ferrari drivers, you're a bunch of wankers. 69 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,344 [tires screeching] 70 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:16,896 If I can just give you this, this is your mission pack. 71 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:19,793 [engine revving] 72 00:03:23,344 --> 00:03:25,206 -Thank you. -And if you make a right 73 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:27,724 to the righthand side is where you'll find your passports. 74 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:30,310 -Are you in the Jag? -Yeah... 75 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:32,310 That's a good motor, man. That's a good selection. 76 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,827 It kinda starts sketchy. 77 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:36,206 Yeah, they're really unreliable but you're gonna look... 78 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,586 That's great, going through Russia, 79 00:03:37,655 --> 00:03:38,620 unreliable what you want. 80 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:40,896 No, you won't be going anywhere. 81 00:03:40,965 --> 00:03:42,827 You'll be lucky to get to France. 82 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:46,413 [cheering, horns blaring] 83 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:55,586 [horns honking throughout] 84 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:00,137 [flare gun firing] 85 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,896 ♪♪ 86 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:05,379 [music continues throughout] 87 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:40,793 [tires screeching] 88 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:43,379 This train is insane. 89 00:04:43,448 --> 00:04:44,862 [laughter] 90 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:47,413 So then when we get to France, 91 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:49,620 how long will we be driving? 92 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,241 Five hours to Checkpoint Charlie. 93 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,931 [Johnny] What happens at Checkpoint Charlie? 94 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,103 It's a mere checkpoint, you're going on further. 95 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:58,689 This is endurance in every sense. 96 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:01,724 [Johnny] We drove our car onto a train 97 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:03,862 in England, which took us under 98 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:07,896 the English Channel into France. 99 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:10,620 [Steve-O] I think we're gonna find out very, very soon 100 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:13,034 that the only place worse than England is France. 101 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:17,517 Whoa! [laughter] 102 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:24,689 [Pontius] You see someone in a Ferrari, 103 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,034 you go up to 'em and you say, mmm, 104 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:29,206 weren't rich enough for a Lamborghini, were ya? 105 00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:31,103 ♪♪ 106 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,862 We're somewhere in Belgium 107 00:05:37,931 --> 00:05:39,137 where we don't know where we are. 108 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,551 -[speaking foreign language] -[man] Yeah? 109 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:45,517 -[speaking foreign language] -Right. 110 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:47,310 And... four. 111 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:51,068 ♪♪ 112 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,758 Thank God, I'm thirsty. 113 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:04,827 I have a horrible habit of falling asleep while driving. 114 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,724 [Dimitry] I am so scared that you're driving. 115 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:10,172 I was sitting here driving thinking, man, I'm really lucky 116 00:06:10,241 --> 00:06:12,068 Dimitry's driving, and then I remembered, 117 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,000 damn, I'm driving. 118 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:15,413 [Dimitry] And now we're scared. 119 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,172 -Yeah. -And you're driving. 120 00:06:17,241 --> 00:06:18,379 Don't let me nap. 121 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:20,689 I know we're gonna die on this race, 122 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:22,344 but what I don't know is when. 123 00:06:25,482 --> 00:06:27,310 We're right outside of Berlin. 124 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:29,689 It's around 6:00 in the morning. 125 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:32,413 We've been up pretty much 24 hours straight 126 00:06:32,482 --> 00:06:33,724 and we're going to a checkpoint. 127 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,275 We've been through England, 128 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:38,379 France, the Netherlands, Belgium, and now Germany. 129 00:06:38,448 --> 00:06:39,793 This is our fifth country. 130 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:47,000 That skin is just riddled with urine. 131 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:50,620 -Oh, man. -[laughter] 132 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:54,241 [Dimitry] You are nasty. 133 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:56,793 Film those guys. 134 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,068 [Pontius] Are those guys rich? 135 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,344 -[Johnny] Huh? -Keeping it real in Berlin. 136 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:06,758 [speaking German] 137 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,965 The route was we're gonna cross the border there. 138 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:11,241 [engine revving] 139 00:07:15,655 --> 00:07:17,517 We meet the boys here. 140 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:21,137 "Bockwurst" is another name for penis in German. 141 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,620 ♪♪ 142 00:07:23,689 --> 00:07:28,103 [music continues throughout] 143 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:44,482 [Johnny] We're at the Polish border. 144 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:48,310 About a two-mile long line of trucks. 145 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:51,310 [indistinct chatter] 146 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:52,758 [Pontius speaking mock foreign language] 147 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:54,103 [laughter] 148 00:07:57,448 --> 00:08:00,241 [both] And now it's time for Jaguar gymnastics. 149 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:03,241 [grunting, laughter] 150 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:06,482 ♪♪ 151 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:09,724 [engine revving] 152 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,620 We're here in "Kakabaskowowow," 153 00:08:18,689 --> 00:08:22,413 or Kotbaskowo. 154 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,931 And we're just leaving 155 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,482 Prze scie Graniczne. 156 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:32,793 [Johnny] We're in Poland on our way to Lithuania, 157 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:36,034 where we're gonna bed down for the night. 158 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:37,965 But God knows when we're gonna get there. 159 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:40,724 They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. 160 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:43,379 I don't know what that means, but I like it. 161 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:46,103 ♪♪ 162 00:08:46,172 --> 00:08:51,000 [music continues throughout] 163 00:08:52,034 --> 00:08:53,965 Hey, pretty girls! 164 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,310 Those were the legendary Polish highway women. 165 00:08:56,379 --> 00:09:00,620 ♪♪ 166 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:05,103 [man singing] 167 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:07,724 ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪ 168 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:09,620 ♪ Ya no puede caminar ♪ 169 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,344 ♪ Porque no tiene, porque le falta ♪ 170 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:16,241 ♪ Una pata para andar ♪ 171 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:19,344 [Steve-O] I don't have a problem with Polish people, 172 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:23,000 but I had a big problem with their potato chips. 173 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:25,000 So rather than eat them... 174 00:09:32,068 --> 00:09:36,413 [laughter] 175 00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:39,000 How you doing? We need our mission pack, sir. 176 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:40,448 Here you go. 177 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:43,517 [engine revving] 178 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:47,896 Thank you. 179 00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:50,655 So we're in Malbork, Poland 180 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,827 and we're going to Lithuania. 181 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,620 And we're running six hours behind the pack. 182 00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:57,793 This is just nuts. 183 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,896 -It's a funeral. -Oh, man. 184 00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,379 You know what, start going around them. 185 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:14,448 [Johnny] Look, Dimitry's thinking about passing them. 186 00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:16,310 I wanna pour some out for their dead homie. 187 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:21,103 -[church bell ringing] -[laughter] 188 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:25,000 [Pontius] Oh my God, what an ass, he's... 189 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:26,965 That's such bad karma right there. 190 00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:28,586 [Steve-O] Dude, what's so disrespectful 191 00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:31,034 about barging around a funeral procession? 192 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:34,103 [laughter] 193 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:35,655 Let's gun it. 194 00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:39,241 [all groaning] 195 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:40,931 Hey, forget the directions, 196 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,448 we're taking the express straight to hell. 197 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,379 [laughter] 198 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,827 ♪♪ 199 00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:54,517 ♪ Burn out, baby, like it's '72 ♪ 200 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,172 ♪ Got no one, got no one... ♪ 201 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,586 ♪♪ 202 00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:03,620 [music continues throughout] 203 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,241 [both] We made it so far as Eastern Poland, 204 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:16,551 and now it's time for Jaguar gymnastics. 205 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,482 Hup-up. 206 00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:21,413 No hands. [grunting] 207 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:24,827 [laughter] 208 00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:27,034 Put it, get into neutral. 209 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,620 [both] You would think that this next gymnastics event 210 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,068 would be impossible, but it's not. 211 00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:34,068 [grunting] 212 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,551 [laughter] 213 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:40,551 [groaning] 214 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,724 Big smiles... Big smiles. 215 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,275 Hands up there, we pulled it. 216 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:54,275 -[engine revving] -[tires screech] 217 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,655 [woman laughing] Oh, my God. 218 00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:58,724 [man] That's some Gumball action. 219 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,517 Here's our passports, 220 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,862 and we're into Lithuania. 221 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:08,965 [engine revving] 222 00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:11,655 [Johnny] We've seen eight countries, 223 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,793 and finally, we're in Lithuania 224 00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:16,551 at the Meridian Hotel. 225 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:21,310 God, dude, 34 hours straight, no one slept. 226 00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:22,793 [Dimitry] Except Sleep-O. 227 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,241 Ten minutes ago we got here. We haven't slept 228 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:31,896 since, I don't know, what, Berlin? 229 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,206 -Sleeping... -No, we didn't know 230 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,724 [bleep] since we left. 231 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:38,344 Today is the serious leg, you should be able to do it 232 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,172 -in 10 hours. -15 hours. 233 00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,896 -[bleep]. -Which means some of you 234 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,034 will do it in six hours, and some of you 235 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,310 will do it in 20 hours. 236 00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:46,310 You've got two border crossings to get through, 237 00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:48,482 Lithuania into Latvia, and Latvia into Russia. 238 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:51,137 Today we have a police escort 239 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,517 from here all the way to the border. 240 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:56,034 Once you get into Russia, 241 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,620 you will encounter military assistance. 242 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,517 Russia's no joke. 243 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:03,310 Jeff's neckerchief, though, is. 244 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:07,068 We get our packs as we-- as we exit. 245 00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,137 [indistinct chatter] 246 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:12,172 [engine revving] 247 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:26,482 There's one place those people are sure to go, it's hell. 248 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:29,448 For practicing Communism for so many years. 249 00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:34,000 [siren wailing] 250 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,068 [snoring] 251 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,517 His name is Liooony, if you were wondering. 252 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,482 We'll talk to him tonight and see if I can 253 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:50,931 ride with him a little bit. 254 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,551 What do you think of all these wankers 255 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,827 coming in your country? 256 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,551 [speaking Russian] 257 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,413 What do you tell him to do now? 258 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:04,034 [speaking Russian] 259 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,206 [Dimitry] Jeff, you gonna film this? 260 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,379 [speaking Russian] 261 00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:23,068 -[groaning] -[laughter] 262 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:32,586 There you go. 263 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,275 So we're in no man's land between 264 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,896 the Lithuanian-Latvian borders, and for some reason 265 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,413 the authorities aren't letting the Gumball cars through. 266 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:47,689 Hi, I'm Mr. America, welcome to Latvia. 267 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:51,655 L-A-T-V-I-J-A-S. Latvia. 268 00:14:55,758 --> 00:15:00,724 ["America the Beautiful" playing] 269 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:05,724 ♪♪ 270 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:09,586 [music continues throughout] 271 00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:20,551 A lotta people around this Latvia area 272 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,655 have been talking a lot of garbage 273 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:26,379 about the wrestling scene and who's the real king. 274 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,448 -One of them... -Did you just hit me? 275 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,379 ...is this young lady. 276 00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:33,931 -No, don't do that. -[laughter] 277 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,724 I'm finished now, I've had it-- 278 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:41,551 [laughter] You got her! 279 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,034 Don't pull out that thing... 280 00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,379 Give me a little tug. 281 00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:50,275 So we've now been turned around because there's been 282 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:52,586 a string of hijackings up the road. 283 00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:54,034 ♪♪ 284 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,137 ♪♪ 285 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,586 [engine revving] 286 00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,931 [Johnny] So we've been stuck at the Latvian border 287 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,931 for six hours, and the authorities 288 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,206 have seized people's passports, 289 00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,586 so we can't enter, and no one can exit. 290 00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:18,931 So this border for now is officially closed. 291 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,034 There's Mr. Powers standing right there in that white shirt 292 00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:25,896 -with the black vest. -[indistinct chatter] 293 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,931 So the, uh, guy in the 18-wheeler 294 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,068 just found out that someone has his keys, 295 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,448 and he is really hot. 296 00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,620 I wanna go home! 297 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:39,448 They're letting the Gumballers pass now. 298 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,379 -[woman] Sorry. -Hey, keep it 299 00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:44,965 -between the ditches. -[cheering] 300 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,896 [Johnny] Well, we're finally entering Latvia. 301 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,413 Now we are pulling over in Latvia 302 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,275 waiting for Dimitry. 303 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,827 [laughter] 304 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:57,137 See, look at the Latvian's attitude. 305 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:58,896 They even hate asparagus. 306 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,758 "Falck aspargs". 307 00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,586 Who has something against asparagus? 308 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,655 [Jeff] I think the one in the front says 309 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:07,965 "Falck broccoli." [laughter] 310 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:10,172 Dimitry and the guys made it through, 311 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:13,586 and we are now going to travel into Latvia, 312 00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,482 but we're traveling in packs of five or six because 313 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,655 there's been reports of cars being-- 314 00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:19,655 trying to be hijacked off the road, 315 00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,034 some of the Gumballers. 316 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:23,586 ♪♪ 317 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,517 This is officially getting sketchy. 318 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,862 This is like elephants walking through the jungle 319 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,000 holding each other's tails. 320 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:40,275 Dude, the chicks in Latvia are all pretty much hot. 321 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:44,793 The caravan has grown a little to eight or nine cars. 322 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,137 We need a bigger convoy than this. 323 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:47,793 -Oh, really? -He wants us lot 324 00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:50,827 as a group to go back to the checkpoint, 325 00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:54,793 get the rest of it, and then bypass this place... 326 00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:56,896 It just gets better. 327 00:17:56,965 --> 00:17:59,655 ♪♪ 328 00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,206 [snoring] 329 00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:04,275 So we've now been turned around by one of the other Gumballers 330 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:07,482 'cause there's been a string of hijackings up the road, 331 00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:08,896 and we're going back to get everyone else 332 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,620 and go through as a bigger group. 333 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,827 ♪ Latvian gangster ♪ 334 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:16,103 ♪ Latvian gangster ♪ 335 00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,620 Are you guys worried about the Latvian gangs? 336 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:21,586 Everyone's worried about the Latvian gangs. 337 00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,344 Robbing us, I'm gonna join. 338 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,034 [indistinct chatter] 339 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,620 -If you wanna go-- -What about if we pay 340 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,172 the cops off to escort us? 341 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,862 Look, we are telling you as the security for Gumball 342 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:35,000 -that you're to come with us. -Okay. 343 00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:36,655 Right? That's what I'm telling you. 344 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,172 -That's it. -That's it. 345 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:41,517 If you wanna go and do something on your own back, that's fine. 346 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:44,137 Alright, I was just-- I was just curious. 347 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,655 [Pontius] I think we should charge the border. 348 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,344 You think they're really gonna jack us 349 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:52,517 with 15 cars or more? 350 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:54,000 And some of us know karate? 351 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:56,896 [man] What do you know about what's going on here? 352 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:59,931 Uh, why, is there stuff? 353 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,689 [laughing] You have no [bleep] clue 354 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:04,551 because all you do is sleep. 355 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,689 Well, when I'm in a car with no girls, 356 00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:10,689 I don't see the... 357 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,275 You know... 358 00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,310 Yesterday was hardcore, but this is--I mean, 359 00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:16,206 -this is what it's about. -How many hours of sleep 360 00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,241 are you working on? -[scoffs] Man, I've been 361 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:22,068 awake, um, pretty much since London. 362 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,413 You know what, let's [bleep] just do it. 363 00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,482 So we decided to go without security, 364 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:30,172 about seven or eight cars, because it's gonna take 365 00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:33,137 around two hours or more for everyone to gas up 366 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,275 in the caravan of 40 to 50 to 60 people. 367 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:40,034 So we're driving into the night in Latvia. 368 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,724 Oh, [bleep], we're lost, we're in Malta, 369 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,862 the town where everyone got carjacked in. 370 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,896 [Jeff] It's confirmed by the guy up there, four people 371 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:54,862 got jacked, and they took their cars and their money. 372 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:58,655 ♪♪ 373 00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,448 I'm Latvian gangster, 374 00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:03,000 give me your car and money please. 375 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,586 [woman shrieks] 376 00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:09,068 [Johnny] The good news is we're near the Russian border. 377 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:11,413 Whoever thought we'd be happy to see Russia? 378 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,517 So we made it through the Russian border 379 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,137 without a hitch, whereas it took 380 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:17,793 six hours to get through the Latvian border. 381 00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,758 Now we're gonna pull over and try to get some food. 382 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,862 -This is Ilyohan... -[speaking Russian] 383 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,172 [indistinct chatter] Loma... 384 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:28,000 -Petra. -Pe-Petra? 385 00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:31,517 My Russian friends, he's treated us to vodka 386 00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:33,379 and laxatives all night. 387 00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:36,931 -[speaking Russian] -[laughter] 388 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,586 I'm sure he's just destroying me in Russian. 389 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,931 [glasses clinking] 390 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,689 Russia's gonna be brilliant. 391 00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:46,620 I love my Russian friends. 392 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:51,344 Ilyohan, Loma, and Petra. 393 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,758 We drank lots of vodka together. 394 00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:57,379 Alright, we're going to St. Petersburg. 395 00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:00,965 On a lonely, desolate Russian highway. 396 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:02,758 Is that the Russian police? 397 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:04,586 ♪♪ 398 00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:08,793 We are... so very far. 399 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:11,793 [man] We are right behind you. 400 00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:14,448 Don't hit the brake, just slow down. 401 00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:17,620 We're supposed to have an agreement with the authorities 402 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:18,793 about traveling through Russia. 403 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,344 Oh, I think they tried to stop 'em with that blinder 404 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:27,241 and they didn't stop, so they're really pissed. 405 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,482 Russian police are stern. 406 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:33,275 Stern, but fair. [laughing] 407 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,344 ♪♪ 408 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:42,896 We're being pulled over. 409 00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:46,310 How many times we been pulled over in Russia, Dimitry? 410 00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:49,827 I think, uh, three or four or something... Four. 411 00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:53,103 Russian police, stern. 412 00:21:53,172 --> 00:21:54,551 Stern, but fair. 413 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:57,862 [horn blaring] 414 00:21:57,931 --> 00:22:00,793 -Oh... -God [bleep]. 415 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,758 There's three lanes of traffic on that side. 416 00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:06,413 People must die daily on this road. 417 00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:08,551 So it's now 9:00 in the morning 418 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,000 and we're in St. Petersburg, Russia. 419 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:14,206 We've been driving for 24 hours now, 420 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:17,448 so in the last 60, we've slept two 421 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:21,275 and... we should be going to our hotel right now to rest, 422 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:25,206 but our visa's for one day in Russia, so we have to 423 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:27,413 get the hell out of here. 424 00:22:27,482 --> 00:22:29,275 [bleep], man, I'm exhausted. 425 00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:31,034 I was just talking to these guys, 426 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:32,896 they said, did you just get in? 427 00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:35,551 I was like, yeah, we just got here. 428 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,137 They go, you look fresh as a [bleep] daisy. 429 00:22:38,206 --> 00:22:40,793 [laughter] 430 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:45,793 [playing "Hava Nagila"] 431 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:55,793 People moan that there's no sleep, but there's... 432 00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:58,344 they're on--they're on a Gumball Rally. 433 00:22:58,413 --> 00:22:59,551 What the [bleep] do we do? 434 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,482 Max, we're dying here, we're dying. 435 00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:03,620 [Max] Keep driving. 436 00:23:03,689 --> 00:23:05,068 It's a hard drive, you know? 437 00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:06,241 It's a four and a half hour drive, and you've got 438 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,000 seven hours to get there. 439 00:23:08,068 --> 00:23:09,379 We're thinking about staying on, 440 00:23:09,448 --> 00:23:10,931 getting fed tomorrow. 441 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,896 Yeah, but our visas are only for today. 442 00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:14,896 They're trying to get an extension at the front. 443 00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:17,965 'Cause we can get another ferry to the next place, 444 00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:20,931 so instead of spending another [bleep] day driving-- 445 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,448 thank you--you can just meet them up tomorrow. 446 00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:26,758 I can't do anymore, right? I just can't. 447 00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:29,862 -You're staying? -We're thinking. 448 00:23:29,931 --> 00:23:31,689 But the thing about it, there may not be a ferry 449 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,137 tomorrow because of May Day. 450 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:35,379 You know what, let's just get some [bleep]-- 451 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,827 I'm gonna be really controversial here, guys: 452 00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:39,068 -I think we should go. -I think we should go. 453 00:23:39,137 --> 00:23:40,620 I think we should go. 454 00:23:40,689 --> 00:23:44,551 We had a lovely breakfast in St. Petersburg, 455 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,793 went to the restroom, and now we're off 456 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:50,793 to Helsinki, it's another... 457 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,689 four to five hours, 458 00:23:52,758 --> 00:23:56,793 which is 10 to 12 Gumball time. 459 00:23:56,862 --> 00:24:01,482 [loud popping] 460 00:24:01,551 --> 00:24:03,034 [alarms blaring] 461 00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:06,241 [engine revving] 462 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,482 The Russian police. 463 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:15,275 Stern. Stern, but fair. 464 00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:19,586 And now we're off to Finland. 465 00:24:19,655 --> 00:24:23,137 ♪♪ 466 00:24:23,206 --> 00:24:26,000 [music continues throughout] 467 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:57,517 -Aw, jeez. -How fast were you going? 468 00:24:57,586 --> 00:25:00,931 Between 140 to 150. Most proud. 469 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,827 ♪♪ 470 00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:06,827 ♪♪ 471 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:10,206 [engine revving] 472 00:25:20,827 --> 00:25:23,379 [sniffing] 473 00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:26,310 Hey, dude. Smell my head. 474 00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:27,965 [laughter] 475 00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:29,862 It's gonna getcha. It's gonna getcha. 476 00:25:29,931 --> 00:25:31,310 It's gonna getcha. 477 00:25:31,379 --> 00:25:33,413 [laughter] 478 00:25:41,655 --> 00:25:44,413 Will you teach me some Russian? 479 00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:48,517 How do you say, "Do you want to wrestle naked tonight?" 480 00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:49,689 [speaking Russian] 481 00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:57,827 ♪♪ 482 00:25:57,896 --> 00:26:02,896 [music continues throughout] 483 00:26:05,103 --> 00:26:07,000 [yawns] 484 00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:12,931 [Steve-O] Now we're about to enter Finland 485 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,068 and do some serious partying. 486 00:26:16,137 --> 00:26:19,241 -[laughter] -That is so lame. 487 00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:21,931 Steve-O, you're so lame, that's not even funny. 488 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,758 Go to Helsinki. 489 00:26:23,827 --> 00:26:25,275 ♪♪ 490 00:26:25,344 --> 00:26:27,241 ♪ That's what I say ♪ 491 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,241 ♪ That's what I say ♪ 492 00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:30,551 [snoring] 493 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:33,241 ♪♪ 494 00:26:46,965 --> 00:26:48,344 [laughter] 495 00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:53,344 [music continues throughout] 496 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:58,344 ♪♪ 497 00:26:58,413 --> 00:27:02,000 [music continues] 498 00:27:02,068 --> 00:27:03,931 [Johnny] Steve-O hasn't done anything 499 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,206 but sleep this whole trip, so Pontius is going to 500 00:27:06,275 --> 00:27:07,620 give him a little wakeup. 501 00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:10,310 [snoring] 502 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,310 [gasping] 503 00:27:13,379 --> 00:27:15,172 [laughter] 504 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,551 -What happened? -[bleep] you, dude. 505 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:26,551 [bleep] you is what happened. 506 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,931 [laughter] 507 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,103 So we loaded all the cars onto a ferry boat 508 00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:33,586 in Helsinki, Finland, on our way to Stockholm, Sweden. 509 00:27:33,655 --> 00:27:37,000 In three days, we slept two hours. 510 00:27:37,068 --> 00:27:40,137 We're gonna go now eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet 511 00:27:40,206 --> 00:27:43,724 and then drink, a lot. 512 00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:46,000 [Jeff] Pull my finger. 513 00:27:46,068 --> 00:27:48,448 [breaks wind] 514 00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:51,034 So I heard you and Liooony got in a little accident. 515 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,689 [laughing] Right. 516 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:56,689 Oh, jeez. How fast were you going? 517 00:27:56,758 --> 00:28:00,724 Between 140 and 150. Most proud. 518 00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:03,448 ♪♪ 519 00:28:07,379 --> 00:28:09,862 -[elephant trumpets] -[cow mooing] 520 00:28:09,931 --> 00:28:12,586 "Ohh, my bloody ear!" 521 00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,310 [Johnny] Did your ear get severed? 522 00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:16,482 Yeah, it's come off a little bit, 523 00:28:16,551 --> 00:28:19,000 so they've kind of sewn it back on there. 524 00:28:19,068 --> 00:28:21,482 I did not come on a cruise ship 525 00:28:21,551 --> 00:28:23,310 to lollygag. 526 00:28:23,379 --> 00:28:25,551 I came on a cruise ship to party. 527 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:28,206 ♪♪ 528 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,448 -[glass shatters] -[cheering] 529 00:28:34,517 --> 00:28:39,413 [music continues throughout] 530 00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:46,689 What're we gonna do to this guy? 531 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:49,000 A little banana massage isn't much to ask for. 532 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:55,482 ♪♪ 533 00:29:03,655 --> 00:29:04,586 Go, go, go. 534 00:29:07,103 --> 00:29:10,310 I would like to know why I have two frickin' knees. 535 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,344 -[laughter] -How did you get 536 00:29:16,413 --> 00:29:18,000 -those two knees? -I don't know. 537 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:19,689 -You got 'em today though. -Yeah. 538 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,034 -Nobody knows how he got 'em. -I got 'em on a cruise ship. 539 00:29:25,586 --> 00:29:28,896 Welcome to Sweden. 540 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:30,551 There's no Steve-O. 541 00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:33,931 [tires screech] 542 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,448 Hey, you feel like going Copenhagen, maybe? 543 00:29:36,517 --> 00:29:39,137 [engine revving] 544 00:29:43,344 --> 00:29:45,517 -Why don't we go to Copenhagen? -Yeah, let's do that. 545 00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:50,137 [Jeff] Come on! Sleep-O, let's go. 546 00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:51,689 Steve-O just couldn't be bothered 547 00:29:51,758 --> 00:29:53,551 to wake up this morning, couldn't be bothered. 548 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:55,310 How the [horn] was I supposed to know-- 549 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,137 [overlapping chatter] 550 00:29:57,206 --> 00:30:00,344 I woke you up an hour ago saying come, get out of bed, 551 00:30:00,413 --> 00:30:01,413 and you started to get out of bed. 552 00:30:01,482 --> 00:30:03,310 -I did. -An hour later... 553 00:30:03,379 --> 00:30:04,689 How was I supposed to know anything-- 554 00:30:04,758 --> 00:30:06,724 ...you're still in bed all cuddled up. 555 00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:08,620 -I need Sleep-O. -All snuggie. 556 00:30:08,689 --> 00:30:09,896 -You idiot. -Sleep-O. 557 00:30:09,965 --> 00:30:11,172 [Jeff] Who do you like better, Pontius, 558 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:12,862 Sleep-O or Steve-O? 559 00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:14,517 [Pontius] I don't like either. 560 00:30:14,586 --> 00:30:16,517 When he's asleep, I wish he was awake. 561 00:30:16,586 --> 00:30:18,689 When he's awake, I wish he was asleep. 562 00:30:18,758 --> 00:30:20,034 He's a piece of crap. 563 00:30:20,103 --> 00:30:22,448 So apparently last ni-- 564 00:30:22,517 --> 00:30:24,793 [groaning] Oh, dude! 565 00:30:24,862 --> 00:30:29,758 [wind blowing heavily] 566 00:30:32,448 --> 00:30:34,034 [with mock foreign accent] Hi, Steve-O, my name is Jake, 567 00:30:34,103 --> 00:30:36,034 I'm from MTV Europe, I wanna ask you 568 00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:37,689 some questions about the Gumball. 569 00:30:37,758 --> 00:30:39,551 So is this your first Gumball? 570 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,689 -[snoring] -Mmm, I see. 571 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:44,724 Now have you met any interesting people 572 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:47,310 while here on the Gumball? 573 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,965 Ah, you don't say! 574 00:30:49,034 --> 00:30:50,172 No, really, you don't. 575 00:30:50,241 --> 00:30:51,655 Well, it was nice talking to you 576 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,172 and I wish you the best of luck, 577 00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:55,827 and we'll see you back in England, yeah? 578 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,000 Alright, mate, cheerio. 579 00:30:59,344 --> 00:31:02,310 We're in some castle in Sweden where people are skidding around 580 00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:04,793 on the dirt, and there's a bunch of old ladies 581 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:07,034 dressed as older ladies. 582 00:31:07,103 --> 00:31:09,344 What were ladies in the 16th century like? 583 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:13,000 Uhh, we were, um... 584 00:31:13,068 --> 00:31:14,758 Slutty? 585 00:31:14,827 --> 00:31:16,137 Depends what you mean by slutty. 586 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:17,413 [laughter] 587 00:31:17,482 --> 00:31:20,827 This is smoked whitefish on toast. 588 00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:22,620 It's disgusting. 589 00:31:22,689 --> 00:31:25,379 -What do we have here? -Here we have sandwich, 590 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:28,827 Bleak Roe, it's disgusting. 591 00:31:28,896 --> 00:31:31,310 This is cheese pâté. 592 00:31:31,379 --> 00:31:32,862 It's disgusting, I hate it. 593 00:31:32,931 --> 00:31:36,517 Scandinavian food is kind of crappy. 594 00:31:36,586 --> 00:31:37,931 But the women are great. 595 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:43,068 -Hey! -Just [bleep] off. 596 00:31:43,137 --> 00:31:45,379 -What do you mean? -[bleep] off is what I mean. 597 00:31:45,448 --> 00:31:47,413 There's a moat, there's a moat, there's a moat. 598 00:31:47,482 --> 00:31:49,310 So go jump in it, you [horns honking]. 599 00:31:49,379 --> 00:31:50,931 ♪♪ 600 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,344 [horns honking] 601 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:57,241 So I guess Knoxville is riding to Copenhagen with those guys. 602 00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,068 So are we ever gonna see you again? 603 00:31:59,137 --> 00:32:00,379 Probably not. 604 00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:02,068 Why not do it yourself? 605 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:05,172 My name is... Iggy the Clown. 606 00:32:05,241 --> 00:32:06,310 [laughing] 607 00:32:06,379 --> 00:32:08,344 -What's your name, sir? -Richie Rich. 608 00:32:08,413 --> 00:32:09,586 What kind of car is this? 609 00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:13,724 It's, uh, like a BMW 850i It's a V12. 610 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:17,000 ♪♪ 611 00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:33,137 If I puke, you can be sure it's gonna go on Skinny. 612 00:32:33,206 --> 00:32:37,068 So the car flashes. There's cops up ahead. 613 00:32:37,137 --> 00:32:40,000 Yeah, they're telling us to slow down. 614 00:32:40,068 --> 00:32:42,275 Here's the cops. 615 00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:45,344 -Hello. -What's that for? 616 00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:48,137 Guv'ner, it's a big one. [laughing] 617 00:32:48,206 --> 00:32:50,758 [officer speaking] 618 00:32:50,827 --> 00:32:55,137 [chatter] 619 00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:57,379 The reason I'm driving is because Skinny's license 620 00:32:57,448 --> 00:33:00,724 was too big. [laughter] 621 00:33:00,793 --> 00:33:03,310 The policeman said, "No, I'm sorry, this is too big. 622 00:33:03,379 --> 00:33:04,413 You will have to ride in the back." 623 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,655 [laughter] 624 00:33:09,379 --> 00:33:12,379 [alarm blaring] 625 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:15,896 Oh, boy. So at the... 626 00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:18,275 Denmark border, they have a speed trap 627 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:21,655 And there's about 15 cars that just got caught. 628 00:33:21,724 --> 00:33:25,862 [chatter] 629 00:33:25,931 --> 00:33:29,310 What do you think of the Gumball? Really? 630 00:33:29,379 --> 00:33:34,068 [chatter] 631 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,689 Gave him a little present. 632 00:33:45,551 --> 00:33:47,517 Tonight's gonna be so fun. 633 00:33:47,586 --> 00:33:49,758 Why, what's going on tonight? 634 00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,551 It's gonna be a big party. 635 00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:54,000 With lots of hot chicks. 636 00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:57,000 Maybe some of 'em will have a future... 637 00:33:57,068 --> 00:34:01,000 And then they'll give up their bodies. 638 00:34:01,068 --> 00:34:02,241 You think they will? 639 00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:06,000 I wish life was like a porno movie. 640 00:34:06,068 --> 00:34:07,965 [chuckles] 641 00:34:11,413 --> 00:34:12,586 I'll try to get you there. 642 00:34:12,655 --> 00:34:14,586 Pull of the road. 643 00:34:14,655 --> 00:34:16,931 [shouting, tires screech] Dimitry, Get over! 644 00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:21,896 ♪♪ 645 00:34:21,965 --> 00:34:23,448 [engine revs] 646 00:34:31,482 --> 00:34:34,275 I got a ticket with the license plate. 647 00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:36,379 F-U-[bleep]-E-D. 648 00:34:36,448 --> 00:34:38,137 The guy asked me if it was real? 649 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,034 And I said, I didn't know, it wasn't my car. 650 00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:42,172 I went, yes, I looked round and he'd written that. 651 00:34:45,034 --> 00:34:48,137 I said I think the police officer is definitely [bleep]. 652 00:34:48,206 --> 00:34:49,827 [laughing] 653 00:34:49,896 --> 00:34:51,551 Big change in plan, I know some of you 654 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:53,413 have heard about it already. And that is 655 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,275 we're not finishing in London. 656 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,655 [groaning] 657 00:34:57,724 --> 00:35:00,137 The reason being we're banned from London. 658 00:35:00,206 --> 00:35:03,034 [laughter] 659 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,172 [cheering and applause] 660 00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:07,068 We're gonna be an hour out of London 661 00:35:07,137 --> 00:35:08,758 and Lord Montagu Beaulieu's house 662 00:35:08,827 --> 00:35:10,793 which is at Beaulieu. 663 00:35:10,862 --> 00:35:14,620 ♪♪ 664 00:35:35,482 --> 00:35:36,655 Smoking! 665 00:35:36,724 --> 00:35:40,034 ♪♪ 666 00:35:44,586 --> 00:35:46,862 [chatter] 667 00:35:50,241 --> 00:35:51,379 [woman] The party's over. 668 00:35:53,724 --> 00:35:56,413 We're now leaving Copenhagen for the ride back to London. 669 00:35:56,482 --> 00:36:00,689 Some people say it takes ten hours, some 14. 670 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,103 But I think 20. 671 00:36:02,172 --> 00:36:04,172 -That's your car. -Yeah. 672 00:36:04,241 --> 00:36:07,275 No, don't start saying that's you, that's us. 673 00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:08,344 [laughing] 674 00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:10,206 -What is that? -What is what? 675 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:13,413 [engine revs] 676 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,655 That's a booger. 677 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:23,310 Look at all these people up here? 678 00:36:23,379 --> 00:36:26,103 I take it not a lot goes on in Denmark. 679 00:36:26,172 --> 00:36:29,689 We already embarked on like the gnarliest day of driving. 680 00:36:29,758 --> 00:36:31,689 -No, it's not the gnarliest. -The second gnarliest 681 00:36:31,758 --> 00:36:33,068 day of driving? 682 00:36:33,137 --> 00:36:35,275 No, probably the third gnarliest. 683 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:38,620 "Nut shoved." [snickers] 684 00:36:38,689 --> 00:36:41,034 Middelfart. 685 00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:43,275 I gotta really touch up on my German. 686 00:36:43,344 --> 00:36:47,137 [speaking German] 687 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:51,517 [speaking German] 688 00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:55,000 [speaking German] 689 00:36:55,068 --> 00:36:57,862 [speaking German] 690 00:36:57,931 --> 00:37:02,931 [speaking German] 691 00:37:09,655 --> 00:37:11,206 Yeah, Yeah. 692 00:37:11,275 --> 00:37:13,793 Oh, yeah, Danke schoön. 693 00:37:13,862 --> 00:37:15,862 What the [bleep] did he just say? 694 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:21,517 Whoo! 695 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,758 Hey, what country am I in? 696 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:31,482 USA! USA! USA! [horns honking] 697 00:37:31,551 --> 00:37:34,758 USA! [truck horn blares] 698 00:37:34,827 --> 00:37:39,758 [laughter] 699 00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:42,689 Look how many cars we've passed. 700 00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:44,793 We're still going. 701 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,241 I can try to get you there. 702 00:37:54,379 --> 00:37:56,344 Dimitry, Dimitry! Get over [bleep]! 703 00:37:56,413 --> 00:37:58,517 -[laughter] -Dude! 704 00:37:58,586 --> 00:38:02,862 Dude, you almost [bleep] just clipped that truck. 705 00:38:02,931 --> 00:38:04,275 What's that right there, baby? 706 00:38:04,344 --> 00:38:06,655 -Belgium. -"Belgie." 707 00:38:06,724 --> 00:38:08,517 We're right near the E40 but we [bleep] 708 00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:10,448 can't get on anywhere, and we just ended up 709 00:38:10,517 --> 00:38:13,241 in some [bleep] hole place, like a cow farm. 710 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:16,931 There is a freeway, all right? 711 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,448 There's a little problem. 712 00:38:18,517 --> 00:38:19,793 [bleep] 713 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,172 We gotta go towards Amsterdam, though, look. 714 00:38:21,241 --> 00:38:23,448 -We are there. -Yeah, but now it says 715 00:38:23,517 --> 00:38:25,517 the sign for Bad Bentheim. 716 00:38:25,586 --> 00:38:29,206 We gotta go towards Apeldoorn, and it's that way, it's west. 717 00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:30,758 We're going east. 718 00:38:30,827 --> 00:38:32,931 Thanks, Dimitry, now we're not gonna win. 719 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,689 -[Bleep]! -[Laughing] 720 00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:37,172 We just lost, like, two hours. 721 00:38:37,241 --> 00:38:38,379 What's the point of driving that fast 722 00:38:38,448 --> 00:38:40,137 if we're going the wrong way? 723 00:38:40,206 --> 00:38:42,103 That's the point. 724 00:38:42,172 --> 00:38:43,793 [laughing] 725 00:38:43,862 --> 00:38:48,793 ♪♪ 726 00:39:08,551 --> 00:39:10,448 What's going on? 727 00:39:10,517 --> 00:39:14,310 Pontius, Pontius just licked Steve-O's toe. 728 00:39:14,379 --> 00:39:16,068 Excuse me, Miss? 729 00:39:16,137 --> 00:39:18,655 Uh, do you know where the Gumball party is? 730 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,172 [horse neighs] 731 00:39:20,241 --> 00:39:21,448 [snorts] 732 00:39:21,517 --> 00:39:22,931 Okay, I don't think they speak English. 733 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,241 Finally, we've arrived in Beaulieu, England. 734 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:28,275 And it looks like we didn't win. 735 00:39:28,344 --> 00:39:31,275 [engine revs] 736 00:39:33,551 --> 00:39:34,482 [tires screech] 737 00:39:40,241 --> 00:39:44,103 So six days later, 3,000 miles. 738 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:46,000 106 cars started. 739 00:39:46,068 --> 00:39:48,000 85 are still in it. 740 00:39:48,068 --> 00:39:50,551 Basically everyone who took part in running, 741 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:52,517 I decided to give them all 742 00:39:52,586 --> 00:39:55,241 something for their achievement. 743 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,620 [chatter] 744 00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:00,000 I waited for you. 745 00:40:02,827 --> 00:40:06,379 ♪♪ 746 00:40:09,379 --> 00:40:11,413 All right, man, I'm gonna go sleep, I think. 747 00:40:11,482 --> 00:40:13,448 -Good. -I'm [bleep] exhausted. 748 00:40:13,517 --> 00:40:15,000 I'm glad you survived. 749 00:40:15,068 --> 00:40:17,275 I didn't expect you to come back. 750 00:40:17,344 --> 00:40:21,827 I expected to lose after you got in the Lithuania lap. 751 00:40:21,896 --> 00:40:24,896 But, oh, well, I tried. 752 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:29,620 So we just completed 3600 miles in five days. 753 00:40:29,689 --> 00:40:32,034 I thought we were gonna drive 754 00:40:32,103 --> 00:40:34,931 you know, a few hours a day, 10/12 hours. 755 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,482 Party all night. Wake up, drive a little more. 756 00:40:38,551 --> 00:40:42,034 Another party, but it wasn't like that at all. 757 00:40:42,103 --> 00:40:44,413 Highlights were, I don't know-- 758 00:40:44,482 --> 00:40:47,896 Tim Powers at the Latvian border was pretty good. 759 00:40:47,965 --> 00:40:50,068 Shane was pretty brilliant, but unfortunately 760 00:40:50,137 --> 00:40:52,586 we couldn't air most of his exploits. 761 00:40:52,655 --> 00:40:54,689 The Polish hookers were pretty good too. 762 00:40:54,758 --> 00:40:56,931 But we had to drive by them so fast. 763 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,620 But we'll make up for it next year 764 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:02,137 because Gumball is coming to America. 765 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:04,241 New York to L.A. 766 00:41:06,241 --> 00:41:07,827 ♪♪ 767 00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,034 I am the winner, you know that? 768 00:41:09,103 --> 00:41:11,103 -Are you? -Yeah, I'm the number one, man. 769 00:41:11,172 --> 00:41:14,034 It was horrible... [laughing] 770 00:41:14,103 --> 00:41:16,344 I hated all the countries. I didn't like the other racers. 771 00:41:16,413 --> 00:41:18,689 I never really wanted to go to these countries. 772 00:41:18,758 --> 00:41:20,862 They seem like bad places to me. 773 00:41:20,931 --> 00:41:23,827 Thought the people were ugly. 774 00:41:23,896 --> 00:41:25,689 They didn't even know who I was. 775 00:41:25,758 --> 00:41:27,655 Gumball's a good thing. 776 00:41:27,724 --> 00:41:30,517 It's a complete... 777 00:41:30,586 --> 00:41:34,344 It's like aristocratic delinquency. 778 00:41:34,413 --> 00:41:36,172 They get rolled in a Ferrari, 779 00:41:36,241 --> 00:41:38,206 and have stitches holding their ear on. 780 00:41:38,275 --> 00:41:41,241 They literally leave the Ferrari upside down in the field 781 00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:44,344 and just continue on Gumball 782 00:41:44,413 --> 00:41:48,827 in the spirit of true raging. 783 00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:52,724 I mean, you cannot rage harder than Gumball. 784 00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:54,724 So awesome.