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[all] Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!

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[laughter]

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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville
from Tennessee.

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No, no.

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Hi.

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[all] I'm Johnny Knoxville.

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Welcome to Jackass.

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-[laughter]
-[man] Let's try that again.

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You sound like a bunch
of drunk hookers.

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Hey, what's up, y'all?
I'm Johnny Knoxville.

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Welcome to Jackass.
Whoo.

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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
You're watching Jack--

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[clattering]

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Just rumble.
You like that?

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[grunting]

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Yeah.

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I'm quitting [bleep] showbiz.

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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.

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[laughter]

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♪♪

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[music continues]

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Come wash my back!

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♪♪

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That's it.

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[music continues]

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[grunts]

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[groaning]

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville

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and this is
Dottie Barnett.

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And today I am 90 years old.

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Look at her tush, Mama.

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No, don't you talk like that.

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Look, you have
a lovely tush, ma'am.

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That's not nice.

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Say, I love-- oh.
Can I-- do you mind?

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What's that?

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I just want a couple
of French fries.

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Don't do that, Irving.
That's not right.

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-Oy vey.
-We'll find a place to sit down.

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Oy vey.

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That's embarrassing.

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-You all right?
-Yeah.

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Okay, Irving.

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-[thud]
-[grunts]

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-I'm all right.
-Okay.

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-I'm all right!
-All right!

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You don't want an ambulance?

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No, no ambulance.
Leave me alone.

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I just want some soup.

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[distant horn honks]

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Hi, I'm looking
for some sunglasses.

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Something very contemporary
and handsome.

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-Handsome and contemporary.
-And-- and-- and-- and snazzy.

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-Snazzy?
-Yeah.

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Uh, are they good in, uh...?

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Can I look at them
in the sunlights?

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Sure.

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Has that sign always
been there?

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The, uh...

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Looks good.

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Beautiful.

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Can I get the sunglasses
back, sir?

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Oh, yeah, I forgot.

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Look how pretty
she is, Dorothy.

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Look how nice her breasts are.

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You know, you're getting to be
a dirty old man.

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Dorothy, look at that butt.

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Nice tush.
Nice tush.

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Hey there.
How are ya?

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Could I offer you
some weed or pot?

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Marijuana?

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[sighs]

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Here comes that
son of a bitch Renaldo.

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Where were you when I called
you the other night?

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I don't want to talk to you.
I don't--

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[overlapping chatter]

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[groaning]

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[overlapping chatter]

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Thank you.

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[shouting, groaning]

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He started it.

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-He's a bad person.
-I know.

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He's not a good person.

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Never call me again.

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I want my $200!

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[long flatulence]

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-[man] That sounds like you...
-[man 2] Oh, my God.

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What did you have
for dinner, ma'am?

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So here we are today
on location

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filming Shaquille O'Neal's
new rap video.

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This is Wee Man.

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That's the [bleep] way
to introduce...

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[overlapping chatter]

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[laughter]

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Oh, [bleep].

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[screaming]
Help me!

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-[laughter]
-[bleep].

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♪♪

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The things the Jackassguys do
I do every day.

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You can see I'm out here
wrestling with them.

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I haven't been hurt yet.

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I am the man of steel.
You see this?

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-[indistinct shouting]
-[groaning]

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What was that?
That was piss?

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-He pissed in there.
-[bleep].

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Shaq loves Wee Man.

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[laughter]

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-[grunts]
-[crowd cheering]

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[cheering and applause]

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I carry all the weight
around this show.

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[laughter]

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[bleep]. [bleep].

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[crowd cheering]

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The highlights so far
have been

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some poo diving
in the kiddie pool.

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[laughter]

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[splat]

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-Ahh! Ahh!
-[laughter]

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[man] Yah-hoo!

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A lot of Shaq humping Wee Man.

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[laughter]

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[groaning]

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[Wee Man]
He deserved it, though.

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He's been trying to hump me
and wrestle me all day.

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These guys are crazy.

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[laughter]

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♪♪

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[man] Do it! Do it!

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[cheering and applause]

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Little kids, do not
try this at home.

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Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is
the cricket helmet.

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♪♪

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[Steve-O screams]

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[coughs, hacks]

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♪♪

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[man] Today we're gonna be
putting crickets

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into Steve-O's helmet.

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How many crickets are in here?

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There's 10,000 crickets
in here right now.

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Do they carry any
communicable diseases?

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-No, they don't.
-Steve-O does.

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Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is
the cricket helmet.

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♪♪

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[men groaning]

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[woman shrieks]

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[indistinct shouting]

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♪♪

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[retching]

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♪♪

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[indistinct shouting]

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Oh, damn!

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[indistinct chatter]

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[man] Oh, man!

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Ahh...

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-Oh, God.
-[wheezing, gasping]

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-[man] What's wrong with you?
-That is so gross.

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[muffled chatter]

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[men shouting]

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[man] You gotta-- you gotta--
you gotta do a bridge.

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Like move back, move back.
No, no, no, no, no!

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♪♪

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[retching]

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They just smell so bad.

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They taste so bad
the way they crunch.

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That was a good idea,
though, dude.

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[laughs]

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[birds chirping]

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[flies buzzing]

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♪♪

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♪ Watch out, in my lane
Everybody get away ♪

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♪ Hold on
Here I come ♪

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♪ Running into the red ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride ♪

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♪ Ride it to the edge ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride ♪

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♪ Ride it to the edge ♪

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♪ Slow down, running wild
Writing's on the wall ♪

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♪ Nine lives burning out
Push it till I fall ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride ♪

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♪ Ride it to the edge ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride ♪

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♪ Ride it to the edge ♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[man] Preston, you look fat.

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[laughter]

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[men cheering]

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[laughing]

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[birds chirping]

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Where do you get the balls?

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-Over here?
-Yeah, it was--

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[both groaning]

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-[bleep]damn it.
-Oy, yoi, yoi.

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Let it go. Oh.

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Mom, I want to go
right over here.

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Damn it.

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You stay there.
I got it.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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[coughing, choking]

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[flatulence]

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Dorothy?

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-Are you okay?
-Dorothy, stand me up.

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You want me to get you
an ambulance?

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No, no ambulance.

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You want me to get you
something to drink?

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No.

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[flatulence]

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Oh, no.

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-I'm calling you an ambulance.
-No, I just need-- no.

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I need some shade.

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-You sure?
-Just stand me up.

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You sure you don't want
an ambulance?

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Oh, I'm good.

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[laughs]

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Oh, man.

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I'm Steve-O,
and this is the double back.

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[laughter]

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[mimics mooing]

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[Johnny groaning, laughing]

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[mimics quacking]

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I'm Raab Himself.
This is duck hunting.

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♪♪

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[mimics quacking]

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[guns popping]

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[quacking continues]

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♪♪

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[Johnny laughing]

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We killed Quack Quack.

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♪♪

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[excited shouting]
Ohh! Ohh!

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No, oh!

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-[guns popping]
-[laughter]

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It went up his butt.

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-[man] Ohh!
-[woman] Oh, my God.

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-Let me see it, let me see it.
-Right in the middle.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, today I want to go try to
pick out a mattress for myself.

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But it's kind of a bad time

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because I have to urinate
really bad.

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-How you guys doing?
-Good, how are you?

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Good. Welcome in.

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I like this mattress right here.
Can I try it out?

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-Help yourself.
-Okay.

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[overlapping chatter]

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Everything has tags on them.

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It feels really good.
It's really comfortable.

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Oh, boy. Oh, my...

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-Oh, dude.
-You all right?

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[sighs]
Oh, dude.

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I just...
I'm sorry.

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I have a deviated septum and...

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[man] I'm sorry.
I understand.

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Is there something I can do
to help you out?

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No, I'm sorry.
It's a medical condition.

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-Okay.
-I need a towel.

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[Johnny laughs]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Ugh.

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[man] You okay, buddy?

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I apologize.
Is there a trash can?

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[indistinct]

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Okay, thank you for your help.

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I hope you're
feeling better.

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Thanks, man.
I'm sorry.

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Don't worry about it.

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[man] See, the best part
about it is that

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he squeezed it out
and then he shook your hand.

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In my left hand
I have some pudding.

269
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:14,551
In my right hand
I have a diaper.

270
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,862
When combined...

271
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:19,758
...I have poo diaper.

272
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,758
♪♪

273
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,620
♪♪

274
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,689
I'm Raab Himself,
and this is skeet shooting.

275
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,068
Pull.

276
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:47,034
-[guns popping]
-[men groaning]

277
00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:55,275
I got it on my ankle.

278
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,586
Did you see how fast
I was running?

279
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:57,827
I was like a cheetah.

280
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,586
Ow, someone got me
in the head.

281
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:03,000
[guns popping]

282
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,310
-[bleep]damn, that hurt.
-Huge welts, it looks like.

283
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:06,620
[overlapping chatter]

284
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,103
That would've hit
the bull's-eye.

285
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:11,068
Scott, what do you think
about your work here?

286
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:12,965
Ah, it's a beautiful piece,
nice old-school lettering.

287
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:14,965
So this is how you make
a permanent "jackass" I take it.

288
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:16,137
Exactly.

289
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,206
I love you.

290
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:20,448
I love you. Oh.

291
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,586
[both]
Oh... mmm...

292
00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:26,965
-Mmm...
-Oh...

293
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,172
I love you.

294
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,068
♪♪

295
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:42,034
Ooh!

296
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:44,551
You liked that,
didn't you, valley boy?

297
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,137
Yes, you did.

298
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,482
Are you gonna come here anymore?
No, you're not.

299
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,689
Fight me...

300
00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:51,482
You like games,
huh, valley boy?

301
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,172
Give me a Bronson Kane
half-pipe, nine o'clock.

302
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:55,758
Joust. Be there.

303
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,275
No, you be there!

304
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,206
♪♪

305
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,448
-[laughing]
-[cheering]

306
00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:07,000
♪♪

307
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:12,103
-[indistinct shouting]
-[whooping]

308
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,448
[cheering]

309
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:16,448
♪♪

310
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:21,172
-Whoo!
-Whoo!

311
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,724
[cheering continues]

312
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,103
[smacking]

313
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:33,862
-[music continues]
-[cheering continues]

314
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,724
[man] Just leave it on.
Leave it on.

315
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,000
[man laughs]

316
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,586
[Johnny] Oh, my God.

317
00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,137
This is calisthenics.

318
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,724
Oh, my God.

319
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,275
-[man] Wolf, look at yourself.
-[woman laughs]

320
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,275
[man] For God's sakes.
You're embarrassing me.

321
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,068
In my left hand
I have some pudding.

322
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,034
In my right hand
I have a diaper.

323
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,551
When combined...

324
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:15,724
...I have poo diaper.

325
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:21,344
Hey, you guys got anything
to eat left over from lunch?

326
00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:22,896
I didn't get lunch today.

327
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,068
Sorry, man.

328
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,689
[trash rattling]

329
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,172
I'm hungry.

330
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,551
♪♪

331
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,172
That's a diaper.

332
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,344
Ugh.

333
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:49,655
[spits]

334
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,551
[slurping]

335
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:54,724
[sighs]

336
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,758
[music continues]

337
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,862
[sighs]

338
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,413
[music continues]

339
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:07,586
[sighs]

340
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,758
[man coughing]

341
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,379
So hungry.

342
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:16,034
[plastic bag rattling]

343
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:19,620
[indistinct chatter]

344
00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:21,241
[Dave sighs]

345
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,034
That's-- that's a diaper,
homeboy.

346
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,344
Oh, so hungry.
[sniffs]

347
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,724
[slurps]

348
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,172
[sniffs, sighs]

349
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,275
What are you doing
with this man?

350
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:48,862
Come on.

351
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:50,344
We're just friends.

352
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,965
He's coming home with me.

353
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,482
Renaldo, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

354
00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:59,965
-No.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.

355
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:02,551
[Dottie] [bleep].
Irving! Come on.

356
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,172
♪♪

357
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,724
[engine revving]

358
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:10,758
[music continues]

359
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,551
[laughter]

360
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:22,241
[music continues]

361
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,724
[crickets chirping]

362
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,551
-[Johnny] Oh, that was great.
-[electrical buzzing]