1 00:00:00,331 --> 00:00:03,001 DAD, STOP IT, LEAVE ME ALONE! MY HAIR! 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,093 OHH! 3 00:00:04,085 --> 00:00:05,505 WHAT IS THE MATTER? 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,926 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TO PLAY LIKE THIS. 5 00:00:07,928 --> 00:00:09,388 WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE. 6 00:00:09,390 --> 00:00:10,550 AND WHY NOT? 7 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,051 I'LL SHOW YOU WHY. 8 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,643 HEY, STOP, MY HAIR! 9 00:00:14,635 --> 00:00:15,935 HA HA HA! 10 00:00:15,936 --> 00:00:18,516 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE MESSING UP MY HAIR. OH, MAN. 11 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,059 HA HA HA! 12 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,141 TA. 13 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:23,812 I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES, DADDY. 14 00:00:23,814 --> 00:00:25,824 [ KNOCKS ] 15 00:00:30,411 --> 00:00:31,411 HI, JUNIOR. 16 00:00:31,412 --> 00:00:32,452 AH! DON'T YOU KNOCK? 17 00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:34,503 WHAT IF I HAD A GIRL IN HERE? 18 00:00:34,495 --> 00:00:37,075 THERE'D HAVE TO BE A LAMP AND A GENIE IN HERE, TOO. 19 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:40,078 HEY, THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE YOUR REPORT CARD, 20 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,921 WOULD IT? 21 00:00:41,922 --> 00:00:43,162 HOW LONG WERE YOU STANDING THERE? 22 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:46,384 FOR...FOR...FORGERY? 23 00:00:46,377 --> 00:00:47,427 THAT LONG, HUH? 24 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:50,218 OH, COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, IS IT? 25 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:51,761 I FLUNKED ALGEBRA. 26 00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:53,842 SO, YOU TURNED AN "F" INTO AN "A"? 27 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:56,104 THAT IS JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. 28 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,057 YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT. 29 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,978 OH, I'LL GET AWAY WITH IT. I AM AN ARTISTE. 30 00:01:00,981 --> 00:01:02,231 THAT "A" IS PERFECT. 31 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:04,953 UH, HUH, WELL, IT'D BE A SHAME 32 00:01:04,945 --> 00:01:08,815 IF YOU DID ALL THAT WORK AND SOMEBODY TOLD ON YOU. 33 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:13,279 I GUESS NO ONE KNOWS BUT ME. 34 00:01:13,284 --> 00:01:15,084 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 35 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:20,365 MMM... HOW ABOUT YOUR SISQó CD? 36 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:22,661 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 37 00:01:22,663 --> 00:01:24,343 YES... 38 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:25,875 FOR NOW. 39 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:39,558 CLAIRE, THIS REPORT CARD IS SO GOOD 40 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,980 IT MAKES ME WANT TO SING. 41 00:01:40,981 --> 00:01:42,311 OH, NO. 42 00:01:42,313 --> 00:01:43,313 YES, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT'S ALL... 43 00:01:43,314 --> 00:01:45,904 ♪ A's ♪ 44 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,316 ♪ "A," "A," YEAH ♪ 45 00:01:47,318 --> 00:01:48,938 ♪ YOU GOT AN "A" ♪ 46 00:01:48,939 --> 00:01:52,279 ♪ MY DAUGHTER GOT AN "A" ♪ 47 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:55,293 [ BOTH SINGING ] 48 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:57,406 HEE HEE HEE! 49 00:01:57,408 --> 00:02:00,118 ALL RIGHT, NOW, KADY, IT'S YOUR TURN. 50 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,740 COME OVER HERE AND SIT ON MY LAP. 51 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:05,253 BUT I DON'T HAVE A REPORT CARD. 52 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:08,046 YES, BUT YOU DO GO TO SCHOOL, RIGHT? 53 00:02:08,048 --> 00:02:10,668 YOU GO TO TUMBLE TOTS. HOW YOU DOING THERE? 54 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,591 WELL, I LEARNED A NEW SONG, 55 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:15,183 AND IT'S CALLED "THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER." 56 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:17,806 "THE ITSY BITSY" -- I NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE. 57 00:02:17,808 --> 00:02:19,388 COULD YOU SING IT FOR ME? 58 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:23,100 ♪ THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT ♪ 59 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,693 NOW SPANISH. 60 00:02:24,685 --> 00:02:27,225 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 61 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:31,270 SWAHILI. 62 00:02:31,272 --> 00:02:33,732 [ SINGING IN SWAHILI ] 63 00:02:35,366 --> 00:02:37,156 [ ALL APPLAUDING ] 64 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,577 YAY! 65 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:42,701 CLAIRE, TAKE KADY UP TO BED, PLEASE. 66 00:02:42,703 --> 00:02:45,423 TIME TO GIVE THAT BIG BRAIN OF HERS A REST. 67 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:46,666 OKAY, MOMMY. 68 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,247 GOOD NIGHT, LADIES. 69 00:02:48,249 --> 00:02:49,919 GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. 70 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:58,386 DRUM ROLL, PLEASE. 71 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:01,389 AND NOW THE FINAL CONTESTANT 72 00:03:01,392 --> 00:03:07,152 ON "LET'S SEE IF I LET YOU CONTINUE TO LIVE IN MY HOUSE"... 73 00:03:07,147 --> 00:03:09,397 MICHAEL KYLE JR. 74 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,270 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 75 00:03:11,272 --> 00:03:12,312 WHOO! 76 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:15,663 MM-MMM, SOUNDS A LITTLE IFFY. 77 00:03:15,656 --> 00:03:17,276 DAD. 78 00:03:17,278 --> 00:03:19,988 WHAT? IT DOESN'T STINK YET. 79 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,370 BABY, WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE? 80 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:24,032 SMELLS HOPEFUL. SMELLS HOPEFUL. 81 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,214 CAN WE...? 82 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,585 OKAY, LET'S OPEN IT UP. 83 00:03:28,589 --> 00:03:31,499 JUST A LITTLE REFLEX. 84 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:34,512 NOW, LET'S OPEN IT UP. 85 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:39,425 AND THE AWARD GOES TO MICHAEL KYLE JR. 86 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:42,260 FOR AN "A" IN ART. 87 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,603 OH! 88 00:03:43,604 --> 00:03:46,404 IT'S AN EASY "A," BUT WE TAKE A's 89 00:03:46,397 --> 00:03:47,687 ANY WAY WE GET THEM. 90 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:49,808 HE GOT AN "A" IN LUNCH, TOO. 91 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,270 "B" IN ENGLISH, UP FROM A "C." 92 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,272 NOW, I TOLD YOU GOOD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN 93 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,494 IF YOU CUT YOUR BATHROOM TIME IN HALF, RIGHT? 94 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:58,156 WHAT'S THE NEXT ONE, BABY? 95 00:03:58,158 --> 00:04:01,318 OH, "B" IN SCIENCE. EXCELLENT! 96 00:04:01,322 --> 00:04:03,662 AND A "B" IN HISTORY? 97 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:09,126 ARE MY EYES SEEING WHAT I THINK THEY'RE SEEING? 98 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:10,869 YES, THEY ARE. 99 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:13,631 AFTER THREE STRAIGHT C's IN MATH, 100 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:15,644 YOU GET AN "A" IN ALGEBRA? 101 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:18,676 PRETTY GOOD, HUH? EVERYBODY HAPPY? 102 00:04:18,679 --> 00:04:21,259 HAPPY? IN THE WORDS OF MIKE TYSON... 103 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,481 [ Imitating Mike Tyson ] "WE'RE ECSTATIC!" 104 00:04:24,475 --> 00:04:27,305 OKAY, GREAT, NOW YOU JUST NEED TO SIGN THE BOTTOM. 105 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,478 OKAY, I'LL SIGN IT, BUT FIRST COME HERE 106 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,980 AND GIVE ME A HANDSHAKE. 107 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:32,391 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 108 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:35,033 BOY, COME HERE, COME HERE TO YOUR MOTHER, COME HERE. 109 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,605 SEE, I TOLD YOU -- NOTHING IS OUT OF YOUR REACH 110 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:39,398 IF YOU JUST PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. 111 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,400 SO, HOW ABOUT SIGNING IT? 112 00:04:40,401 --> 00:04:42,361 BECAUSE I HAVE SOME ALGEBRA UPSTAIRS 113 00:04:42,363 --> 00:04:43,903 I'D LOVE TO GET TO WORK ON. 114 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:46,334 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO DO THAT. 115 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,367 I DON'T WANT YOU TO MATHEMATIZE ME. 116 00:04:52,673 --> 00:04:54,253 THERE IT IS. 117 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:56,594 OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M KEEPING THIS WITH ME. 118 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,717 I WANT TO RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY. 119 00:04:58,719 --> 00:04:59,839 IT FEELS SO GOOD. 120 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,340 THAT'S RIGHT. 121 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,262 YOUR FATHER AND I ARE GOING TO SIT HERE, 122 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:05,853 READ IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE A GOOD BOOK. 123 00:05:05,846 --> 00:05:08,056 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'LL GET IT LATER. 124 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,058 SON... 125 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,309 Both: "A." 126 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,444 HE FORGED IT, DIDN'T HE? 127 00:05:15,436 --> 00:05:16,436 MM-HMM. 128 00:05:16,437 --> 00:05:18,197 LET'S HOLD IT UP TO THE LIGHT 129 00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:20,438 AND SEE WHAT DUMDUM REALLY GOT. 130 00:05:20,441 --> 00:05:23,361 AN "F"? OH, I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO THIS BOY 131 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:24,374 RIGHT NOW. 132 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:25,945 NO, NO, NO. HOLD ON. 133 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,906 SEE, WE HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 134 00:05:27,908 --> 00:05:31,498 TO HELP HIM ADMIT HIS MISTAKE AND TO REPENT. 135 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:34,594 I KNOW YOU, MICHAEL. 136 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,335 YOU'RE GOING TO TOY WITH HIM, AREN'T YOU? 137 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,546 YES... 138 00:05:37,548 --> 00:05:40,128 [ Imitating Mike Tyson ] AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, 139 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:42,460 I'M GOING TO BITE HIS EAR OFF. 140 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:44,563 HA HA HA! 141 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,469 HOW WAS PRACTICE, L.L. COOL "A"? 142 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:55,903 GOOD. REAL GOOD. 143 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:57,436 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD ON A SECOND. 144 00:05:57,438 --> 00:05:58,818 EVERYBODY LINE UP. READY? 145 00:05:58,819 --> 00:06:03,399 WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 146 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:06,544 OKAY, 1, 2, 3. 147 00:06:06,537 --> 00:06:09,577 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 148 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:11,450 THEY'RE GREAT, BUT WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 149 00:06:11,452 --> 00:06:13,372 LOTS OF KIDS GET AN "A" IN ALGEBRA. 150 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,923 OH, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER KIDS. 151 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:17,256 WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 152 00:06:17,257 --> 00:06:19,667 AND WE'RE GOING TO LET THE WORLD KNOW 153 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:22,460 HOW PROUD OF YOU WE ARE. 154 00:06:22,463 --> 00:06:23,883 NO KNOCKING -- NOTED AGAIN. 155 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,934 HEY, I JUST CAME TO CONGRATULATE YOU. 156 00:06:25,926 --> 00:06:29,346 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY PULLING THIS OFF. 157 00:06:29,349 --> 00:06:31,509 THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M THE MAN -- 158 00:06:31,512 --> 00:06:34,102 ♪ THE MASTER "J," THE ONE WHO GOT AN "A" ♪ 159 00:06:34,104 --> 00:06:35,694 ♪ NOW CAN YOU GO AWAY? ♪ 160 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,646 DID YOU SEE THE PAPER TODAY? 161 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,108 NO, WHY? 162 00:06:39,109 --> 00:06:42,069 THE PRICE OF SILENCE HAS GONE THROUGH THE ROOF. 163 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:44,582 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ALL OF MY CDs, THEN? 164 00:06:44,575 --> 00:06:45,615 WILL THAT DO IT? 165 00:06:45,616 --> 00:06:47,116 OH, NO, NO, NO, JUNIOR. 166 00:06:47,117 --> 00:06:49,027 I ALREADY OWN ALL OF YOUR CDs. 167 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,409 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MUCH MORE. 168 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,701 I HAVE A LIST. 169 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,963 ALL RIGHT. LET'S HEAR IT. 170 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:57,165 WELL, FIRST OFF, I NEED YOU TO GET A CHAUFFEUR'S HAT. 171 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,247 WHY'S THAT? 172 00:06:58,248 --> 00:07:00,338 BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRIVING SOON, 173 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:03,460 AND THERE ARE PLACES I NEED TO BE. 174 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,684 WHAT ELSE? 175 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,675 THERE'S SOMETHING SANTA FORGOT TO BRING ME 176 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:07,927 LAST YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS. 177 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:08,928 AND WHAT'S THAT? 178 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,099 YOUR CELL PHONE. 179 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,220 IS THAT IT? 180 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:14,692 NO. I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS. 181 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,105 WHAT IS THIS? 182 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:19,106 IT'S AN ORGAN DONOR CARD, 183 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,109 IN CASE I EVER NEED A KIDNEY. 184 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:26,865 FINE. NOW WE'RE EVEN. 185 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:29,327 OH, WAIT, THERE'S ONE MORE THING. 186 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:32,199 I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR SUEDE JACKET. 187 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,282 NO, NO. YOU CAN HAVE A KIDNEY, 188 00:07:34,284 --> 00:07:35,544 BUT MY JACKET? 189 00:07:35,536 --> 00:07:38,126 ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING 190 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:39,078 TO COVER THIS. 191 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:41,709 "MY BROTHER REALLY GOT AN 'F' IN ALGEBRA"? 192 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:42,922 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 193 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:45,183 Claire: JUNIOR? UM, I'M BAKING YOU A CAKE. 194 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:47,675 CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA FROSTING? 195 00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:49,138 CHOCOLATE. 196 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:50,429 I LIKE VANILLA. 197 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,010 VANILLA'S BETTER. MAKE IT VANILLA. 198 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,563 JUNIOR, ISN'T THAT YOUR FAVORITE SUEDE JACKET? 199 00:07:55,556 --> 00:07:58,016 YES, YES, IT IS. 200 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,228 WHY IS CLAIRE WEARING IT? 201 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:07,070 WHY? I LOVE MY SISTER, AND SHE LOVES MY JACKET. 202 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:10,737 I LOVE SEEING HER HAPPY. 203 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:13,781 JUNIOR, FIRST THE "A" AND NOW THIS? 204 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:17,174 WHAT A FINE YOUNG MAN YOU'VE CHANGED INTO. 205 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,497 YES, JUNIOR, IT'S REMARKABLE 206 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,249 THE CHANGES YOU'VE MADE LATELY. 207 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,217 CLAIRE'S WORKING ON HIM, TOO, AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 208 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:30,889 JUST LET IT GO FOR A WHILE. 209 00:08:30,891 --> 00:08:32,221 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 210 00:08:32,222 --> 00:08:34,562 I DON'T THINK YOUR PLAN IS WORKING, MICHAEL. 211 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,475 I SAY WE DROP THIS WHOLE CHARADE, 212 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:38,636 GROUND HIS BUTT, AND GET HIM A TUTOR. 213 00:08:38,639 --> 00:08:41,139 WELL, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? 214 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:43,141 LOOK, BESIDES ALGEBRA, 215 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,703 HE'S ACTUALLY DOING PRETTY GOOD IN SCHOOL. 216 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:46,775 IT'S HIS LYING I'M CONCERNED WITH. 217 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,567 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M STARTING 218 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,029 TO GET IMPRESSED BY IT. 219 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,110 I THOUGHT I'D HAVE HIM CRACKED BY NOW. 220 00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:55,122 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE PROUD OF HIM. 221 00:08:55,115 --> 00:08:56,705 WELL, IN A WAY, I AM. 222 00:08:56,707 --> 00:08:58,207 IT'S KIND OF LIKE DON KING -- 223 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:01,458 WE THINK HE'S FULL OF IT, BUT HE DOES IT... 224 00:09:01,461 --> 00:09:03,421 [ Imitating Don King ] WITH SUCH PRODIGIOUS FORTITUDE, 225 00:09:03,423 --> 00:09:06,223 THAT YOU HAVE TO APPRECIATE HIS STYLOGRAPHY. 226 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:09,216 YEAH, WELL, YOUR SON IS GETTING PRETTY COCKY NOW. 227 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:10,089 OH, REALLY? 228 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,970 YEAH. 229 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:13,592 OH, WATCH THIS. 230 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:16,234 OH, JUNIOR? 231 00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:18,636 WHAT YOU NEED, DAD? 232 00:09:18,639 --> 00:09:20,639 I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN, SON. 233 00:09:20,641 --> 00:09:23,731 YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT 234 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:25,694 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 235 00:09:25,686 --> 00:09:27,316 SO...WHAT'S UP? 236 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,987 YOU SEE THESE? 237 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:32,030 THOSE ARE THE YEAR-END NUMBERS 238 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:34,572 FOR MY COMPANY, AND THEY'RE VERY COMPLEX. 239 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,414 IT TOOK FIVE ACCOUNTANTS TO GET THEM THIS FAR. 240 00:09:38,408 --> 00:09:41,658 WE HAD SIX, BUT ONE OF THEM HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 241 00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:44,002 POOR MURRAY. 242 00:09:44,004 --> 00:09:46,014 SO, WHAT'S THIS GOT TO DO WITH ME? 243 00:09:46,006 --> 00:09:47,966 WELL, THERE ARE DISCREPANCIES, 244 00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:49,878 AND WITH YOUR "A" IN ALGEBRA, 245 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,630 I FIGURED YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST NOW. 246 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,093 I MEAN, YOU'RE FAMILY, 247 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,104 SO I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIE TO ME. 248 00:10:00,681 --> 00:10:02,811 DAD, I'M NOT A TRAINED ACCOUNTANT. 249 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:04,143 DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY? 250 00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:06,944 JUNIOR, I REALLY ADMIRE YOUR HUMILITY. 251 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:08,437 LOOK AT THIS GUY. 252 00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:11,188 ALL RIGHT, STOP THE HORSING AROUND. 253 00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:14,111 HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE YOU TO FIX THIS, 254 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,084 10, 15 MINUTES? 255 00:10:16,076 --> 00:10:18,866 DAD, THIS STUFF COULD TAKE HOURS. 256 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:23,999 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE'LL PLAY ALONG. 257 00:10:24,004 --> 00:10:25,384 I DON'T NEED THEM 258 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,545 UNTIL 7:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING. 259 00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:32,248 SURE, DAD. I'LL GET STARTED ON IT RIGHT AWAY. 260 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:34,722 OKAY, AND, HEY, COULD YOU DO IT 261 00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,305 IN TRIPLICATE FOR ME? 262 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:40,596 YOU WANT FOUR COPIES? 263 00:10:53,113 --> 00:10:54,153 GOOD MORNING. 264 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,784 BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT, ISN'T IT? 265 00:10:55,776 --> 00:11:00,036 YES, IT IS. AND SO, WHERE ARE THE REPORTS? 266 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,410 DONE AND DONE. 267 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:06,421 YOU WERE RIGHT, THOUGH -- THERE WERE SOME DISCREPANCIES. 268 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,416 SEE, CHECK THE AMORTIZATION ON ITEM 14. 269 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,708 ALMOST MISSED IT. 270 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:14,001 PROBABLY WHAT SENT MURRAY OVER THE EDGE. 271 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:20,387 WELL, I'M RUNNING A TAD LATE FOR SCHOOL. 272 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,720 LOVE YOU BOTH. CIAO. 273 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:28,975 OH, MY GOD, HE DID IT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 274 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,609 I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT'S POSSIBLE -- 275 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:32,310 LAST NIGHT, WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING, 276 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:34,442 HE SNUCK OUT AND FOUND A 24-HOUR ACCOUNTANT. 277 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,204 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE SAW AN ACCOUNTANT? 278 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,737 THEY'RE NOTARIZED. 279 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:43,780 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. HE'S LYING ON TOP OF LIES. 280 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:45,424 I SAY WE CALL HIM ON IT TODAY. 281 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:47,035 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. LISTEN. 282 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,247 SURE, WE COULD GO YELL AT HIM, WE COULD GROUND HIM, 283 00:11:49,249 --> 00:11:51,879 WE COULD ACTUALLY BEAT HIM WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE. 284 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:54,212 THAT WOULD BE OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT AS PARENTS. 285 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,304 BUT WHAT'S JUNIOR GOING TO LEARN FROM THAT? 286 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:57,296 WELL, FOR STARTERS, 287 00:11:57,297 --> 00:11:59,297 HE'LL LEARN HOW TO SIT STANDING UP. 288 00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:01,549 AND SECONDLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 289 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:02,891 HE'LL LEARN ALGEBRA. 290 00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:05,063 NO, IT'S THE LYING I'M CONCERNED WITH. 291 00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:07,055 SEE, IT STARTS OFF WITH ALGEBRA, 292 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,647 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'S GOING... 293 00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:11,479 [ Imitating Bill Clinton ] "I DID NOT HAVE 294 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,781 SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN." 295 00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:19,908 YOU KNOW WHAT? 296 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,030 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE SHOT, 297 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,862 BUT THEN HIS BUTT IS MINE. 298 00:12:23,864 --> 00:12:26,374 OKAY. 299 00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:33,209 OKAY, SO, ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOVIE? 300 00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:35,473 DO THE SOUND, DADDY. 301 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:39,335 YOU WANT ME TO DO THE THX SOUND? OKAY. 302 00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:42,719 [ MAKES SIGNATURE THX SOUND ] 303 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:46,102 THE AUDIENCE IS LISTENING! 304 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:48,016 JUNIOR, POPCORN'S READY! 305 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,268 HEY. 306 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,021 "A." 307 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,243 SO, WHAT DID YOU RENT? 308 00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:58,445 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT'S CALLED "LIAR, LIAR." 309 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,528 DIDN'T WE ALREADY SEE THAT? 310 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,400 YEAH, BUT I FIGURED WE'D WATCH IT AGAIN. 311 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:04,913 I GUESS AFTER TONIGHT 312 00:13:04,905 --> 00:13:07,535 WE'LL HAVE SEEN "LIAR, LIAR," "LIAR, LIAR." 313 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,327 "LIAR, LIAR," IT IS. 314 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,080 OH, LOOK AT ALL THOSE STAIRS. 315 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,633 JUNIOR, WILL YOU CARRY ME UP? 316 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,505 WHAT? 317 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,507 WELL, I'M SO TIRED, AND THERE'S 1, 2... 318 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:22,339 I CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY STAIRS. 319 00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,132 YOU TELL ME, JUNIOR. 320 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,774 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'SSOGOOD AT MATH. 321 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:30,096 HOP ON. 322 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,480 AW, ISN'T THAT SWEET? 323 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,311 NO, THAT IS NOT SWEET. 324 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,823 I'M GOING UPSTAIRS AND TEACHING THAT GIRL A LESSON RIGHT NOW. 325 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,436 WHILE YOU'RE BUSY PLAYING WITH JUNIOR, 326 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,438 I'M GOING TO GET SOME RESULTS. 327 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,900 GOOD LUCK. SO COME HERE, MY ONLY GOOD CHILD. 328 00:13:43,904 --> 00:13:47,004 WHAT MOVIE WE GOING TO WATCH? 329 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,997 "PINOCCHIO." 330 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:54,081 I KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 331 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:57,134 WHAT YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW? 332 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,047 MM-HMM, AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW. 333 00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:01,219 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 334 00:14:01,221 --> 00:14:03,131 YOU KNOW, AND YOU KNOW I KNOW. 335 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,013 OH, NO. 336 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,524 THAT'S RIGHT. 337 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:06,595 BUT, SEE, MAMA -- 338 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,386 WAIT, WHOA, HO-HOLD UP, NOW. 339 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:11,768 COME ON, NOW YOU MADE A DEAL WITH JUNIOR 340 00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:13,891 NOT TO TELL ON HIM, RIGHT? 341 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,034 WELL, IT WAS MORE -- 342 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,526 PLEASE. HE GAVE YOU HIS JACKET, DID YOUR CHORES, 343 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,568 CARRIED YOU ON HIS BACK LIKE YOU WERE 344 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,940 MISS DAISY WITH A FLAT. 345 00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:25,122 I COME IN HERE, AND YOU'RE WEARING HIS HEADPHONES. 346 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,035 SO STOP TRYING TO DENY IT. IT'S INSULTING. 347 00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:29,288 OKAY, OKAY. 348 00:14:29,289 --> 00:14:30,749 I PROMISED HIM I'D BE QUIET. 349 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,450 FINE, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BREAK A PROMISE, 350 00:14:33,453 --> 00:14:35,463 BUT THAT STILL LEAVES US. 351 00:14:35,455 --> 00:14:37,125 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 352 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,167 WELL, I COULD TELL YOUR FATHER, 353 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,839 AND YOU CAN GET PUNISHED, 354 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,380 OR WE COULD KEEP IT TO OURSELVES. 355 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,603 MOMMY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST MOM. 356 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:50,266 OHH...IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DO A FEW THINGS FOR ME. 357 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:52,680 LIKE WHAT? 358 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,852 OH, I DON'T KNOW, 359 00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:57,734 LIKE, UH, STRAIGHTEN OUT MY CLOSET, DO THE WASH, 360 00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,227 COOK BREAKFAST FOR A WEEK, 361 00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,149 AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF. 362 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,281 BUT, MOM, THAT'S BLACKMAIL. 363 00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:07,202 NO, NO, NO, SWEETHEART. THAT'S BLACK FEMALE. 364 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,713 I FINISHED WASHING YOUR CAR, MOM. 365 00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:17,835 OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, DEAR. 366 00:15:17,837 --> 00:15:19,167 SO, AM I DONE? 367 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,539 OH, YEAH, FOR NOW. 368 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,962 HEY, CLAIRE, I'M GOING TO STOP 369 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,104 AND GET SOME TAKE-OUT TONIGHT. 370 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,805 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MEXICAN OR CHINESE? 371 00:15:26,806 --> 00:15:28,546 CHINESE. I LIKE MEXICAN. 372 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,098 MEXICAN'S GOOD. 373 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,390 YOU SURE BROKE THAT CHILD FAST. 374 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:33,512 IT'S A GIFT. 375 00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:36,193 NOW I'M ABOUT TO WORK MY MAGIC ON JUNIOR. 376 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,186 OH, NO, NO, HE'S STILL MINE. 377 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,898 SEE, HE'S TAKING ME THE DISTANCE, 378 00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,769 BUT I WAS JUST DOING THE ROPE-A-DOPE. 379 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,271 NOW I'M GOING TO COME OFF 380 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:45,163 AND GIVE HIM THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH. 381 00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:47,155 SEE, I'M FEELING LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI -- 382 00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:49,157 [ As Muhammad Ali ] I FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, 383 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,949 I SMELL LIKE PETUNIAS. 384 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,280 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I DO WITH THE BOY JUNIOR. 385 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,254 PETUNIA AND JUNIOR RHYME. 386 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,536 MESSING WITH YOU, 387 00:15:57,537 --> 00:15:59,667 I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK. 388 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,169 GET THIS THING FINISHED WITH JUNIOR, 389 00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,752 AND GET IT FINISHED TODAY. 390 00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:05,223 YES, MA'AM. BYE. 391 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,345 MESSING WITH ME. HEY, JUNIOR! 392 00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:08,927 COME HERE A SECOND. 393 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,178 HEY, DAD. 394 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:13,091 "A," SON. SO WHAT'S UP? 395 00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:15,273 LISTEN, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING LAST NIGHT -- 396 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,855 DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE FIRST MALE 397 00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:20,147 IN THE KYLE FAMILY TO CRACK THE MYSTERY 398 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,230 KNOWN AS ALGEBRA? 399 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,271 IS THAT RIGHT? 400 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,062 WOW, THAT OUGHT TO TRANSLATE 401 00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:25,914 TO AN INCREASE IN MY ALLOWANCE. 402 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:29,315 YEAH, LET'S DO THAT. LET'S GIVE YOU A RAISE. 403 00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:30,529 SIT DOWN. 404 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:33,370 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING NOW, $10 A WEEK? 405 00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,383 I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE SQUARE ROOT 406 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,075 OF YOUR $10, AND MULTIPLY THAT BY, LET'S SAY, 407 00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:40,288 14.5 PERCENT, WHICH YOU KNOW 408 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,580 IS GOING TO GIVE YOU "X," 409 00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:45,761 AND THEN I WANT YOU TO DIVIDE THAT BY PI. 410 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:50,215 NOW, WHAT WOULD THAT BE, MY LITTLE RAIN MAN? 411 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:53,760 THAT WOULD BE... GREAT, DAD. 412 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:58,233 GOOD, A 15 CENT INCREASE. 413 00:16:58,228 --> 00:16:59,188 15 CENTS? 414 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,769 THAT'S RIGHT, AND THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 415 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,020 A WHAT? 416 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,111 A CELEBRATION, A PARTY. NO, NOT A PARTY, 417 00:17:05,105 --> 00:17:07,525 A PAR-TAY. 418 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,527 WE'RE GOING TO GO ALL OUT. 419 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,529 WE'RE GOING TO DRESS UP IN SUITS. 420 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,241 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE MUSIC AND BALLOONS AND BANNERS. 421 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:16,624 I'M GOING TO FLY IN RERUN AND HAVE HIM TEACH US 422 00:17:16,616 --> 00:17:18,746 THAT DANCE THEY USED TO DO. 423 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,828 JEEZ, DAD, I MEAN, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY EXPENSIVE. 424 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,160 OH, NO, NO, NO. 425 00:17:22,162 --> 00:17:24,662 SEE, WITH YOUR GRADES, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET 426 00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:25,884 A FULL SCHOLARSHIP. 427 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,375 THEREFORE, I DECIDED WE'RE GOING TO BLOW 428 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:31,758 ALL YOUR COLLEGE MONEY NOW. 429 00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:34,431 MY SON THE GENIUS. 430 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,435 OKAY, SAY IT LIKE THERE'S A HOT POTATO 431 00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:40,848 IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROATS. 432 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:44,480 All: "A." 433 00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:48,744 HEY, LOOK, THE REVEREND MAYO IS HERE. 434 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:50,778 REVEREND. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 435 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:54,490 BLESS YOU, CHILD. YOU'RE JUST WHAT THIS COMMUNITY NEEDS -- 436 00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:58,914 GOOD, HONEST, YOUNG MATHEMATICIAN. 437 00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:01,998 CAN I GET AN AAA-MEN? 438 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:06,261 All: AAA-MEN! 439 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,086 THIS IS GREAT, SON. 440 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,967 NOW EVEN GOD KNOWS YOU GOT THE "A." 441 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,800 WEENIE? 442 00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:13,972 UH, NO, THANKS. 443 00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:15,563 I PUT YOUR SUEDE JACKET 444 00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:17,425 BACK IN YOUR CLOSET, WEENIE. 445 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,677 YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE? 446 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,309 NO, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS ANYMORE. 447 00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:24,062 Michael: UH, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. 448 00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:28,573 I DON'T WANT US TO FORGET WHY WE'RE ALL HERE -- 449 00:18:28,568 --> 00:18:32,278 OUR BRILLIANT SON, MICHAEL KYLE JR. 450 00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:35,292 COME HERE TO ME, BOY. 451 00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:39,325 NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SO PROUD TO HAVE HIM 452 00:18:39,329 --> 00:18:40,739 BEAR MY NAME. 453 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,950 THIS IS THE FRUIT OF MY LOOMS HERE. 454 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:48,005 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, 455 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,007 I DON'T REGRET THOSE 13 HOURS 456 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:51,419 I SPENT IN LABOR. 457 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,421 WHO KNEW THIS BIG HEAD WAS FULL OF NUMBERS? 458 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,524 I THOUGHT SHE WAS HAVING TWINS. 459 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,968 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME, MIKE? 460 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,600 NO, DAD. HEY, GREAT PARTY. 461 00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:06,403 WELL, THEN LET'S HAVE A WORD 462 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:10,396 FROM THE GUEST OF HONOR -- MR. MICHAEL KYLE JR. 463 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,980 GIVE US A SPEECH. COME ON. 464 00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,611 COME ON, BABY. 465 00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:14,983 Michael: THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHAIR. 466 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:16,994 I WANT YOU TO STAND ON MY FAVORITE CHAIR. 467 00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,986 TELL US WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET AN "A." 468 00:19:18,988 --> 00:19:20,988 WELL -- HOLD ON A SECOND. 469 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,040 WHAT WOULD THIS "A" PARTY BE 470 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,752 WITHOUT THE MAN WHO GAVE YOU THE GRADE? 471 00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:27,705 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. GRIGLER -- 472 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,627 MICHAEL'S ALGEBRA TEACHER -- IS HERE. 473 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:31,089 [ APPLAUSE ] 474 00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:34,000 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 475 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,557 MICHAEL JR., 476 00:19:39,559 --> 00:19:43,849 COME ON DOWN. 477 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:48,443 THIS IS YOUR LIFE. 478 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,228 [ MICHAEL WHISTLING ] 479 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,231 JUNIOR, COME ON. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 480 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,244 WOW, CLAIRE, THAT'S A GREAT JOB. 481 00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:00,447 LOOK, YOU MISSED A SPOT, THOUGH. 482 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,660 HA HA HA HA. COME HERE. 483 00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:05,673 MMM. 484 00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,665 OH, LOOK AT THE MAN OF THE HOUR. 485 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,417 THERE HE IS. 486 00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,209 SO, HOW YOU FEELING? 487 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,330 ALL THAT LYING TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME. 488 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,303 THAT'S RIGHT. SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM THIS? 489 00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:17,675 TO ONLY USE MY EVIL GENIUS FOR GOOD. 490 00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:20,137 AND WHAT ELSE? 491 00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:22,469 NEVER MESS WITH A SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE. 492 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,052 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 493 00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:27,524 SO YOU READY? YOU KNOW WHERE MY CAR IS? YES, SIR. 494 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,057 OKAY. BABY, I LOVE YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 495 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,059 OKAY, HAVE A NICE DAY. 496 00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:36,861 HI-HO, JUNIOR, AWAY! 497 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,923 BUT WHAT'S HE GOING TO LEARN FROM THAT? 498 00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,205 WELL... 499 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,037 BUT WHAT IS HE GOING TO LEARN FROM THAT? 500 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:52,999 WELL, FOR STARTERS -- DANG IT! 501 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,752 BUT WHAT IS HE GOING TO LEARN FROM THAT? 502 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,094 WELL, FOR STARTERS, HE'LL LEARN HOW TO SIT 503 00:20:57,086 --> 00:20:59,086 WITH HIS BUTT IN THE AIR?