1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,002 HELLO! 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,014 MOMMY, MOMMY, HELP ME! CLAIRE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,006 COME HERE, YOU LITTLE RUNT. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,218 I'M GOING TO -- 5 00:00:09,220 --> 00:00:11,090 YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT? 6 00:00:11,092 --> 00:00:13,092 SHE WAS USING MY BOBBI BROWN EYELINER 7 00:00:13,094 --> 00:00:14,104 TO DRAW WITH. 8 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:15,475 I WAS COLORING, 9 00:00:15,476 --> 00:00:18,516 AND I NEEDED TO MAKE THE MONSTER UGLY. 10 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,019 IT WORKS FOR CLAIRE. 11 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,690 STOP IT! 12 00:00:24,145 --> 00:00:25,355 NOW WHAT DID YOUR DADDY TELL YOU 13 00:00:25,356 --> 00:00:27,146 ABOUT GOING THROUGH YOUR SISTER'S THINGS? 14 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:28,028 DON'T GET CAUGHT. 15 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:32,201 HE DID. 16 00:00:32,203 --> 00:00:34,033 GO UPSTAIRS. 17 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,124 YOU, OVER HERE. 18 00:00:36,117 --> 00:00:37,537 CLAIRE, 19 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,918 YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD. YOUR SISTER JUST TURNED 5. 20 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,710 I DON'T WANT YOU THREATENING HER LIFE 21 00:00:41,712 --> 00:00:43,332 FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER THREE YEARS. 22 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,014 CAN I GO NOW? 23 00:00:45,005 --> 00:00:47,255 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? NOTHING. 24 00:00:47,258 --> 00:00:48,508 DON'T TELL ME NOTHING. 25 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:50,509 YOU'VE BEEN IN A FUNKY MOOD FOR DAYS. 26 00:00:50,511 --> 00:00:51,721 I AM 12 YEARS OLD 27 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:54,142 AND YOU KEEP TREATING ME LIKE I'M A LITTLE KID. 28 00:00:54,135 --> 00:00:55,475 OKAY, I'M LOST. 29 00:00:55,476 --> 00:00:58,096 DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT 30 00:00:58,099 --> 00:00:59,229 WITH YOUR SISTER? 31 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:01,890 DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERYBODY IN MY CLASS 32 00:01:01,892 --> 00:01:03,442 HAS A 9:00 WEEKEND CURFEW? 33 00:01:03,444 --> 00:01:06,284 AND I HAVE TO BE IN BY 7:00, LIKE I'M A CHILD. 34 00:01:06,277 --> 00:01:08,277 WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY ACTING LIKE A CHILD, 35 00:01:08,279 --> 00:01:09,109 AREN'T YOU, CLAIRE? 36 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,490 HEY. HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 37 00:01:11,492 --> 00:01:13,032 HI, DADDY. 38 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:15,413 WHAT, NO HUGS, NO KISS, NO BACK FLIPS? 39 00:01:15,406 --> 00:01:18,496 I'M SORRY, DADDY. 40 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:19,999 NOW I FEEL LOVED. 41 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,250 SO DO I. 42 00:01:21,252 --> 00:01:23,332 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY. 43 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,304 HOW ABOUT ME? GOODBYE. 44 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:29,878 WHAT ABOUT MY OTHER GIRL? COME ON, THERE'S ROOM LEFT. 45 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,300 STAY AWAY FROM ME. 46 00:01:31,302 --> 00:01:33,422 WHAT, I CAN'T GET A HUG? NO. 47 00:01:33,424 --> 00:01:35,274 CAN I SQUEEZE YOUR BUTT? 48 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:36,976 NO! 49 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:38,057 WHY NOT? 50 00:01:38,058 --> 00:01:40,558 BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 51 00:01:40,561 --> 00:01:42,681 OH, THEY'RE MY CHILDREN NOW. 52 00:01:42,683 --> 00:01:44,443 YEAH, WHEN THEY ACT LIKE THIS, THEY ARE. 53 00:01:44,435 --> 00:01:46,065 COME ON, BABY, GIVE ME A HUG. 54 00:01:46,066 --> 00:01:48,226 NO, MICHAEL, I DON'T WANT TO. WHY NOT? 55 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:51,229 BECAUSE THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU. 56 00:01:51,232 --> 00:01:54,452 ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 57 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:56,325 OKAY. WELL, I CAN'T SEEM TO TELL 58 00:01:56,327 --> 00:01:57,827 LITTLE MISS ATTITUDE ANYTHING. 59 00:01:57,828 --> 00:01:59,198 SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS IT ALL. 60 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,580 AND LOOK -- LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. 61 00:02:01,582 --> 00:02:03,332 YOUR SON'S LATEST TEST SCORES. 62 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:05,924 WOW, A 61. THAT'S NOT BAD. 63 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,376 NO, NO, BABY, NO. NO, NO. 64 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,629 19? 65 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,130 OUT OF 100? 66 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,642 WHAT ON EARTH COULD BE WRONG WITH THAT BOY, MICHAEL? 67 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,175 HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN "A" ON HIS ALGEBRA FINAL 68 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,258 JUST SO HE CAN AVOID SUMMER SCHOOL. 69 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,470 WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE'S DOING HIS BEST. 70 00:02:21,472 --> 00:02:23,312 I'M SORRY. IF HE WERE DOING HIS BEST, 71 00:02:23,314 --> 00:02:24,534 HE'D GET HIGHER THAN 19. 72 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:27,145 NOT IF HE'S STUPID. 73 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,227 HE'S NOT STUPID. 74 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:31,150 I'M NOT TALKING GEORGE W. STUPID. 75 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:35,164 I WAS TERRIBLE AT MATH. I HAVE A G.E.D. 76 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,985 I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HIGH SCHOOL. 77 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,237 I'M SORRY, MICHAEL. 78 00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:39,779 I JUST REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE BOY CAN'T LEARN. 79 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,450 I JUST THINK HE NEEDS TO BE MOTIVATED. 80 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:43,582 WHAT? WE TOOK THE TELEVISION OUT OF HIS ROOM. 81 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:45,384 HE CAN'T GO OUT ON SCHOOL NIGHTS. 82 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:47,376 WE EVEN TOOK ALL THE LOTION OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 83 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,250 WHAT ELSE IS THERE? 84 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:54,602 MICHAEL, ONE OF US IS GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 85 00:02:54,595 --> 00:02:56,135 ONE OF US, HUH? 86 00:02:56,136 --> 00:02:57,136 MM-HMM. 87 00:02:57,137 --> 00:02:58,177 ALL RIGHT. 88 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,638 YOU CALL IT. 89 00:03:01,392 --> 00:03:02,262 HEADS. 90 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:04,524 GOOD LUCK. 91 00:03:24,785 --> 00:03:26,535 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 92 00:03:26,537 --> 00:03:29,287 I'M JUST KEEPING IN PRACTICE. 93 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:32,330 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY EDGE. 94 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:35,053 WHAT ABOUT YOUR MATH EDGE? WHAT ABOUT IT? 95 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:37,595 WHAT ABOUT DEVELOPING ONE? 96 00:03:37,598 --> 00:03:40,258 IT'S NOT REALLY MY BAG. IT'S TOO TOUGH. 97 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,181 YEAH, SEE, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOUR MOM. 98 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:44,352 SHE THINKS IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT MOTIVATED. 99 00:03:44,345 --> 00:03:45,475 BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW 100 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,106 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT. 101 00:03:47,107 --> 00:03:49,437 YOU GOT IT, DAD. 102 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,851 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT? 103 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:53,943 HOW? 104 00:03:53,944 --> 00:03:56,494 BECAUSE I BET IF I OFFERED YOU $1,000 105 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,317 TO GET AN "A" ON YOUR ALGEBRA FINAL, 106 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,780 IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 107 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:04,582 IT WOULDN'T? 108 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:07,205 NO. I MEAN, YOU'RE ALREADY DOING YOUR BEST, 109 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:09,537 AND YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN YOUR BEST. 110 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,330 WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD TRY A LITTLE HARDER. 111 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,433 YOU THINK? HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT? 112 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,175 I COULD TRY TO FIND MY TEXTBOOK. 113 00:04:16,176 --> 00:04:19,216 DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE? 114 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:21,009 THERE'S NO HURT IN TRYING. 115 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,881 GOOD. 116 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:25,484 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, DAD? 117 00:04:25,476 --> 00:04:27,686 WELL, SON, YOUR FAILURE AT ALGEBRA 118 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:29,598 IS STARTING TO AFFECT MY LIFE. 119 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,770 IT'S MAKING YOUR MOTHER VERY UNHAPPY. 120 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,022 AND WHEN SHE'S UNHAPPY, I'M UNHAPPY 121 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,404 'CAUSE MR. HAPPY AIN'T GETTING HAPPY. 122 00:04:37,738 --> 00:04:38,608 OKAY? 123 00:04:38,609 --> 00:04:39,949 SO WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO 124 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:41,900 IS WE'RE GOING TO KEEP THIS DEAL TO OURSELVES 125 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:43,702 AND YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY YOURSELF. 126 00:04:43,704 --> 00:04:45,504 OKAY? OKAY. 127 00:04:45,496 --> 00:04:47,996 NOW I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO YELL AT YOU, 128 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:50,788 AND YOU ACT LIKE I RAKED YOU OVER THE COALS. 129 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,711 THESE GRADES ARE UNACCEPTABLE, MICHAEL RICHARD KYLE! 130 00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:55,634 NOW YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, 131 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:57,836 OR I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR ACT IN HALF! 132 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,088 YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! 133 00:04:59,089 --> 00:05:00,759 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 134 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:22,320 HEY, BABY. HOW WAS DANCE CLASS? 135 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,572 OKAY. 136 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,754 DID YOU LEARN ANY NEW STEPS? NO. 137 00:05:25,746 --> 00:05:26,996 MONEY WELL SPENT. 138 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:29,617 I HAVE TO GO WORK ON MY SCIENCE PROJECT. 139 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,710 OH, I COULD HELP YOU WITH THAT. 140 00:05:31,712 --> 00:05:33,042 NO, THANKS. 141 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:35,553 Michael: HEY, I'M HOME. DADDY! 142 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:39,759 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 143 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,340 DADDY, IT WAS GREAT. 144 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,131 I LEARNED THIS NEW STEP AT DANCE CLASS, 145 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:46,354 AND I HAVE THIS AWESOME SCIENCE PROJECT. 146 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,386 COULD YOU HELP ME WITH IT? I'D LOVE TO. 147 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,060 Y-YOU GO AHEAD, CLAIRE. YOUR FATHER AND I 148 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:52,641 HAVE A FEW THINGS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT. 149 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,983 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY. 150 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,397 THAT'S A GREAT KID, HUH? 151 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,739 YEAH, WHEN SHE'S ASLEEP. 152 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:01,740 I LIKED HER BETTER THE FIRST NINE MONTHS 153 00:06:01,742 --> 00:06:03,032 WHEN SHE COULDN'T TALK. 154 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:05,123 DID YOU SEE HER SHOVE ME OUT OF THE WAY 155 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,035 JUST SO SHE COULD GET TO YOU FIRST? 156 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:09,447 YEAH. IF YOU WOULD HAVE BOXED HER OUT... 157 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:11,410 YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TO POST UP. 158 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,552 I CAN'T TALK TO HER LATELY, MICHAEL. 159 00:06:14,545 --> 00:06:17,045 IT'S LIKE I'M CHARLIE BROWN'S TEACHER. 160 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:20,257 WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH. 161 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,800 AND I KNOW SHE HEARS ME TALKING. 162 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:23,762 JUST THE WORDS AREN'T GETTING THROUGH, MICHAEL. 163 00:06:23,764 --> 00:06:25,974 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY A MORE INDIRECT APPROACH? 164 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:28,676 DO SOMETHING FUN WITH HER, TAKE HER SHOPPING, YOU KNOW. 165 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,849 AND THEN IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT, 166 00:06:30,851 --> 00:06:31,931 JUST CASUALLY BRING IT UP. 167 00:06:31,932 --> 00:06:34,482 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A BAD IDEA. 168 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:38,475 UH, HELLO. I'M ONLY HER DAD. 169 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:40,519 MAYBE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 170 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:43,571 DO YOU KNOW THAT JUNIOR HAS BEEN LOCKED UP IN HIS ROOM 171 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:46,334 WITH HIS TEXTBOOK SINCE HE CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL? 172 00:06:46,326 --> 00:06:47,826 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM? 173 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:48,908 HONEY, I CAN'T GIVE AWAY 174 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,369 MY SECRET MOTIVATIONAL TECHNIQUES. 175 00:06:50,370 --> 00:06:52,660 COME ON, MICHAEL, STOP PLAYING. 176 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,593 I'M LIKE THE BLACK TONY ROBBINS. PLEASE. 177 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,496 I'M TONY! TONI! TONé! ROBBINS. 178 00:06:57,498 --> 00:07:01,298 DADDY, I WANT A $1,000 DEAL, TOO. 179 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:04,851 BABY, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT WAS THAT? 180 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:08,215 DADDY'S GIVING JUNIOR $1,000 IF HE GETS AN "A." 181 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:16,774 SECRET MOTIVATIONAL TECHNIQUES? 182 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:18,817 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL IF IT WORKS? 183 00:07:18,819 --> 00:07:20,729 THE BIG DEAL -- 184 00:07:25,235 --> 00:07:27,735 THE BIG DEAL, MICHAEL, IS IT'S JUST WRONG. 185 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,028 HE SHOULD WANT TO DO WELL 186 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:30,829 WITHOUT MONEY AS AN INCENTIVE. 187 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,871 WHY? BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO LEARN MATH 188 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:34,373 FOR THE LOVE OF LEARNING. 189 00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:35,964 WHY? SO HE COULD GET A GOOD JOB. 190 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,836 AND WHY? SO HE CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. 191 00:07:37,838 --> 00:07:40,038 I REST MY CASE. 192 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,380 DON'T TWIST THIS. 193 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:44,081 BRIBING HIM IS NOT THE WAY TO GET HIM TO ACHIEVE. 194 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:46,014 LOOK, BABY, HERE'S HOW I SEE IT. 195 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:47,846 YOU PAY HIM THE FIRST TIME, 196 00:07:47,848 --> 00:07:49,928 AND THEN ONCE HE REALIZES HE CAN DO IT, 197 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,800 HE'S SET HIS OWN STANDARDS. NOW HE HAS NO EXCUSES. 198 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:56,983 WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT, AND I'M TOTALLY AGAINST IT. 199 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,647 DID I TELL YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK TODAY? 200 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,770 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 201 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,362 WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN LIKE THAT, OH, MY GOD. 202 00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:06,284 REALLY? STOP IT. 203 00:08:06,276 --> 00:08:08,656 OH, OUCH! 204 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,490 OUCH! 205 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,622 YOU LIKE IT WHEN I DO LIKE THIS? MMM. IT IS SO SEXY. 206 00:08:16,617 --> 00:08:19,417 OH, BABY. FIX THIS THING WITH JUNIOR, 207 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:21,709 AND YOU MIGHT SEE IT AGAIN. 208 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:32,429 HEY. I'M NOT INTERRUPTING YOUR STUDIES, AM I? 209 00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:34,432 NO. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 210 00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:36,524 DAD, I FEEL LIKE THE STUPIDEST PERSON 211 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,846 ON THE PLANET. 212 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,938 IT'S LIKE THE INFORMATION GETS TO MY BRAIN, 213 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,270 THEN IT JUST STOPS. 214 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,901 I MEAN, I CAN'T GET IT PAST MY EYES. 215 00:08:42,903 --> 00:08:45,863 AND I HATE DISAPPOINTING YOU AND MOM, 216 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:47,946 BUT ALGEBRA'S A MYSTERY TO ME. 217 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:50,858 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, SON, I DIDN'T GET IT, EITHER. 218 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,071 I WAS NEVER GOOD AT MATH. 219 00:08:52,072 --> 00:08:53,912 SO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 220 00:08:53,914 --> 00:08:55,834 I'VE GOT FINALS COMING UP. 221 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,576 WELL, I'D LIKE TO TAKE ONE MORE STAB 222 00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:00,078 AT TRYING TO UNLOCK THAT ALGEBRA DOOR INSIDE YOUR HEAD. 223 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,000 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY LIVES BEHIND THE ALGEBRA DOOR. 224 00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:05,054 YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, 225 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,335 BUT IF MONEY DOESN'T MOTIVATE YOU, 226 00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:10,007 THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER THING THAT MIGHT. 227 00:09:11,471 --> 00:09:16,311 HI, I'M DANIELLE, THE TUTOR. YOU MUST BE JUNIOR. 228 00:09:27,988 --> 00:09:30,148 OH, HI, DANIELLE. HI, MICHAEL. 229 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,190 GOOD TO SEE YOU. THIS IS MY WIFE JAY. 230 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,242 THAT'S DANIELLE. 231 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:35,753 HI, PLEASED TO MEET YOU. SO, UH, MICHAEL, 232 00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:37,746 WHERE DO YOU KNOW DANIELLE FROM? 233 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:40,538 REMEMBER MY OLD MATH TEACHER MISS JACKSON? 234 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,120 THIS IS HER DAUGHTER. 235 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,542 OH! 236 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:46,804 MY MOTHER STILL COUNTS YOU AS HER BIGGEST FAILURE. 237 00:09:46,797 --> 00:09:48,467 SHE TRIED BEATING MATH INTO ME, 238 00:09:48,468 --> 00:09:50,298 AND EVEN THOUGH I NEVER LEARNED IT, 239 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:53,050 SHE NEVER GAVE UP, AND SHE ALWAYS GAVE ME MY PRIDE. 240 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:57,433 WELL, I PLAN TO GIVE IT TO LITTLE JUNIOR. UNH. 241 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,140 SO, UM, WHERE SHOULD WE DO IT? 242 00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:05,493 HUH? 243 00:10:05,485 --> 00:10:07,315 THE TUTORING. WHERE CAN WE WORK? 244 00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:09,187 HOW ABOUT MY ROOM? 245 00:10:09,189 --> 00:10:11,569 HOW ABOUT NOT? 246 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,731 THE KITCHEN MIGHT BE BETTER SUITED. 247 00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,584 DANIELLE, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 248 00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:17,825 OH, NO, THANKS. I'M FINE. 249 00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:19,328 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 250 00:10:20,741 --> 00:10:23,201 LET'S GET TO WORK. 251 00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:24,673 Michael: HEY. 252 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,245 STUDY HARD, SON. 253 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:29,336 WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 254 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:34,381 OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 255 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:39,314 OUR SON NEEDS HELP IN ALGEBRA, NOT WONDERBRA. 256 00:10:39,309 --> 00:10:41,349 WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE EXTRA MOTIVATION? 257 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:42,641 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME 258 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,732 THAT THE BETTER-LOOKING YOUR TEACHER IS, 259 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:45,765 THE HARDER YOU WORK? 260 00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:49,766 HELL, YES. 261 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:52,360 I NEVER FORGOT SPANISH. YOU KNOW WHY? 262 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:53,692 WHY? 263 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:59,084 SU BUSTO ENORME ME ENCANTABA. 264 00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:00,989 WHAT DID THAT MEAN? 265 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:05,751 I WAS ENCHANTED BY HER ENORMOUS BREASTS. 266 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,049 HEY, JUNIOR, STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD. 267 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,671 I'M NOT PLAYING. 268 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,182 I'M GOING OVER MY ALGEBRA FORMULAS. 269 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,135 REALLY? LET'S CHECK THE PROGRESS. 270 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:19,258 LET'S SEE. 271 00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:22,599 IF MINUS 5 TIMES 7 PLUS "R" MINUS 4 272 00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:27,152 EQUALS NEGATIVE 30, WHAT DOES "R" EQUAL? 273 00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:28,687 9. 274 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,808 HMM. 275 00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:32,190 IS THAT RIGHT? 276 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,612 YEAH. 277 00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:35,954 I'VE GOT TO GO. 278 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,156 AREN'T YOU GOING TO BE A LITTLE EARLY FOR SCHOOL? 279 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:39,408 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE 280 00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:41,119 TO GET THERE TILL THE VERY LAST MINUTE. 281 00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:42,491 WELL, I GOT TO STOP AND PICK UP 282 00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:44,202 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR DANIELLE. 283 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,504 YOU KNOW, FOR HELPING ME OUT. 284 00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:49,877 ISN'T THIS GREAT? HE'S LEARNING ALGEBRA. 285 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,420 HE'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THAT WOMAN, MICHAEL. 286 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:54,252 NO, IT'S JUST A LITTLE CRUSH. 287 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:57,304 DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS THAT, MICHAEL? 288 00:11:57,297 --> 00:11:58,217 IF IT HELPS HIM WITH THE ALGEBRA, 289 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,508 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 290 00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:01,179 OH, SO THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS -- 291 00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:03,761 MY SON PASSING ALGEBRA. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF MY SON 292 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,614 GETS HIS HEART BROKEN ALONG THE WAY. 293 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:08,345 LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WANTED HIM TO DO WELL IN MATH. 294 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:10,348 HE'S DOING WELL IN MATH. THERE'S A TRADEOFF. 295 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,850 THE GOOD NEWS IS HE'S GOING TO PASS HIS ALGEBRA FINAL. 296 00:12:12,853 --> 00:12:14,613 YEAH, BUT FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. 297 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:15,784 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 298 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,316 SOME OF THE GREATEST SUCCESS STORIES 299 00:12:17,317 --> 00:12:19,197 IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN BECAUSE SOME GUY 300 00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:20,569 WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS A WOMAN. 301 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,450 IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH. 302 00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:23,952 LOOK AT HENRY FORD. 303 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:27,584 HE INVENTED THE AUTOMOBILE SO HE COULD PICK UP CHICKS. 304 00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:31,327 EVERYBODY ELSE IS RIDING AROUND ON A STINKING HORSE, 305 00:12:31,331 --> 00:12:34,541 HE PULLS UP IN A BRAND-NEW SHINY AUTOMOBILE, HE SAYS, 306 00:12:34,544 --> 00:12:36,144 "HEY, BABY, YOU WANT TO RIDE? 307 00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:37,876 "I'LL GET YOU THERE IN HALF THE TIME. 308 00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:40,178 YOU WON'T HAVE TO SMELL HORSE BUTT ALL THE WAY." 309 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,590 HA HA HA. 310 00:12:47,227 --> 00:12:48,807 THIS IS FUN, ISN'T IT? 311 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,599 ACTUALLY, IT IS. 312 00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,691 I WISH I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS KIND OF STUFF 313 00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:54,733 WITH MY MOTHER. 314 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,364 WHY DIDN'T YOU? 315 00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,396 WELL, BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY 316 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,898 BEING HOSTILE AND ANGRY TOWARDS HER 317 00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:02,451 AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHY. 318 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:04,872 ALL I KNEW WAS EVERYTHING SHE SAID 319 00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:07,245 AND EVERYTHING SHE DID WAS WRONG. 320 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:09,747 WELL, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 321 00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:12,039 SEE, BUT THE WAY SHE HANDLED IT 322 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,252 WAS TO WHUP MY BUTT, 323 00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:15,843 WHICH I PROBABLY WOULDN'T DO TO YOU 324 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,046 'CAUSE OF ALL THESE WITNESSES. 325 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:24,630 LOOK, HERE'S THE THING. 326 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:27,604 I BARELY SPOKE TO MY MOTHER FOR SEVEN YEARS. 327 00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:29,977 NOW, I'M NOT SAYING THAT WE NEED 328 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,310 TO BE ALL LOVEY-DOVEY AND ALL THAT, 329 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,402 BUT I WANT US TO BE CIVIL TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER. 330 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:38,195 LOOK AT ME, CLAIRE. 331 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:43,110 I DON'T LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 332 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,503 BUT, MOM, I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING IT ON PURPOSE. 333 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,865 IT'S JUST, IT'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON 334 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,248 THAT I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND. 335 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,250 CLAIRE...TRY ME. 336 00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:54,793 EVERYTHING'S CHANGING, MOM. 337 00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:56,264 I MEAN, SOME OF MY FRIENDS 338 00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:58,506 STILL ACT LIKE THEY'RE LITTLE KIDS 339 00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:01,298 AND SOME OF THEM ARE PRETENDING TO BE GROWNUPS, 340 00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:03,461 AND I'M JUST RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 341 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:05,313 CLAIRE, I'VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE 342 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:06,845 AND I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 343 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,846 LOOK, PRETTY SOON YOU 344 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,518 AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE PRETENDING 345 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:13,061 TO BE GROWN UP, 346 00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:15,073 BUT THERE'S ONE THING THAT WON'T CHANGE -- 347 00:14:15,065 --> 00:14:16,815 I'LL ALWAYS BE ON YOUR SIDE. 348 00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:18,316 BUT, MOM, YOU'RE THE PERSON 349 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:20,278 THAT'S ALWAYS SAYING NO TO ME. 350 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,440 THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, CLAIRE, 351 00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:23,982 I'M YOUR MOTHER. 352 00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:26,624 WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING WE'RE EVER GOING TO AGREE ON? 353 00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:32,621 OH, HI, HONEY. 354 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,662 HEY, DADDY. 355 00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:36,423 HILARIOUS. YOU KNOW WHAT? 356 00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:38,706 I SAY WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK. 357 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,258 COOL. NEXT WEEK, LET'S TRY PINK. 358 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:42,631 PINK? YES, PINK. 359 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,222 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT PINK. ORANGE. 360 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,306 TWO TRAINS LEAVE CHICAGO AND NEW YORK 361 00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:49,468 MOVING TOWARDS EACH OTHER. 362 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:50,929 I'M ON THE TRAIN FROM CHICAGO 363 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,511 AND WE'RE MOVING AT 40 MILES AN HOUR. 364 00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:54,312 YOU'RE ON THE TRAIN FROM NEW YORK. 365 00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:56,404 IT'S TRAVELING AT 60 MILES AN HOUR. 366 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,476 THE DISTANCE BETWEEN CHICAGO AND NEW YORK IS 1,000 MILES. 367 00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:01,569 HOW LONG AFTER -- 10 HOURS. 368 00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:05,491 YOU ARE GOING TO ACE THAT FINAL EXAM TOMORROW. 369 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:07,195 THANKS TO YOU. 370 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,617 WELL, I THINK WE'RE ALL DONE HERE. 371 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,700 DONE? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE TRAINS 372 00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:15,212 GET TO THE STATION AND I GET OFF MY TRAIN 373 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,625 AND YOU GET OFF YOUR TRAIN? 374 00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:18,796 WHAT, WE JUST GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS? 375 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:21,920 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 376 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,051 JUNIOR, YOU KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT ALGEBRA 377 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,505 AS I CAN TEACH YOU. 378 00:15:26,506 --> 00:15:28,756 BUT THERE'S SO MUCH OTHER STUFF TO LEARN, LIKE... 379 00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:31,138 [ Deep voice ] WHAT TYPE OF GUYS DO YOU LIKE, BABY? 380 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,471 I LIKE SMART GUYS, JUNIOR, 381 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:36,443 THE KIND OF GUY YOU'RE GOING TO BE 382 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,436 IF YOU APPLY YOURSELF. 383 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,858 BUT I WANT TO APPLY MYSELF TO YOU, DANIELLE. 384 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:42,861 I LOVE YOU, 385 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,332 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 386 00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:47,905 OH, JUNIOR, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 387 00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:51,327 NO, NO. THAT'S THE TONE MY GRANDMOTHER USES. 388 00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,781 SEE, ILOVEYOU. 389 00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:55,292 I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES. 390 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,667 I MEAN... 391 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,959 IT'S NOT ME YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH. 392 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:07,432 IT'S LEARNING, AND THAT'S A WONDERFUL PASSION. 393 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,797 DON'T LOSE IT. 394 00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:12,088 OH, I FEEL PASSION EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT YOU. 395 00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:14,142 WALK ME TO THE DOOR. 396 00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:21,649 I CAN'T. 397 00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:29,407 YOU ARE A VERY SWEET 398 00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:33,529 AND VERY SMART BOY, JUNIOR. 399 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,783 GOOD LUCK. 400 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:39,416 OKAY, CLASS, YOU'LL HAVE ONE HOUR 401 00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:41,169 TO COMPLETE THIS EXAM. 402 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:44,171 SOME OF YOU WILL GET THE OPPORTUNITY 403 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:47,554 TO TAKE A SECOND STAB AT IT THIS SUMMER. 404 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,220 YOU MAY BEGIN NOW. 405 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:40,058 OH, MAN, DON'T TELL ME. 406 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,679 YOU FAILED YOUR TEST. 407 00:17:41,681 --> 00:17:42,891 NO, I ACED IT. 408 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,192 GET OUT OF HERE. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 409 00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,735 SON, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. 410 00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:48,857 THANKS, DAD. 411 00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:50,818 SEE, I TOLD YOU HIS HEART 412 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,610 WAS GOING TO BE BROKEN. 413 00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:54,532 YEAH, AND I TOLD YOU HE'D LEARN ALGEBRA. 414 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,294 I HATE SEEING HIM LIKE THIS, MICHAEL. 415 00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:58,456 YEAH, WELL, I HATE SEEING HIM LIKE THIS, TOO, 416 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,248 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LIFE IS TOUGH. 417 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,120 AND IF HE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT HIMSELF 418 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,292 AND IT TOOK A LITTLE HURT TO GET THERE, 419 00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:04,583 THEN SO BE IT. 420 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,094 YOU MAY BE ABLE TO PULL OFF ALL THIS TOUGH LOVE STUFF, 421 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,507 BUT I'M HIS MOTHER 422 00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:12,009 AND I HATE TO SEE MY BOY IN PAIN. 423 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:17,224 ALL RIGHT. CALL IT. 424 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,847 TAILS. 425 00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:24,811 HA HA HA! HEE HEE! 426 00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:26,864 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 427 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,106 WHOO! 428 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:34,528 ♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE ♪ 429 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:39,044 ♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE ♪ 430 00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:43,328 ♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE ♪ 431 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,173 ♪ SHE'S OUT OF MY... ♪ 432 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,456 [ CRIES ] 433 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:52,248 ♪ LIFE ♪ 434 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,144 SON, THERE'S MORE WORDS TO THE SONG 435 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,465 THAN "SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE." 436 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,137 NOT TO ME, THERE AREN'T. 437 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,348 LOOK, I'M SORRY YOU'RE HURTING. 438 00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:04,181 DAD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 439 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,274 YES, I DO. 440 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,475 I KIND OF FIGURED THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 441 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:10,267 THEN WHY DID YOU INTRODUCE ME TO HER? 442 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:13,070 WHAT, YOU COULDN'T FIND SOME OLD FAT LADY 443 00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:15,372 WITH A MUSTACHE AND BODY ODOR? 444 00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:19,775 YEAH, BUT YOUR MOTHER'S SISTER WAS UNAVAILABLE. 445 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:26,383 AND YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE LEARNED ALGEBRA, 446 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:29,496 AND YOU SURE WOULDN'T HAVE LEARNED HOW TO BE A MAN. 447 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,379 I HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO BE A MAN. 448 00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:32,791 YES, YOU DID. 449 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,392 SEE, A MAN HAS TO LEARN TO CONTROL HIS EMOTIONS 450 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:36,925 BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER 451 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,636 HE'S GOING TO FALL FOR A WOMAN HE CAN'T HAVE. 452 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,349 TELL ME THE TRUTH, DAD. 453 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:44,391 DO YOU THINK I'D EVER HAVE A SHOT WITH DANIELLE? 454 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,404 TRUTH? YEAH. 455 00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:49,396 NO. 456 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,519 BUT I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 457 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:55,321 I'M PROUD OF MY BOY 'CAUSE I KNOW HE WASN'T 458 00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:58,985 SITTING IN FRONT OF HER WHINING, "I LOVE YOU. 459 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:01,198 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU." 460 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,950 NAH, I WASN'T DOING NOTHING LIKE THAT. 461 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,754 GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME 462 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:09,377 WITH MISS ESCUELVEL. 463 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:12,289 OH, MAN. I MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF. 464 00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:15,302 SHE LAUGHED AND TOLD THE WHOLE CLASS. 465 00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:18,095 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 466 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,467 I NEVER FORGOT SPANISH. 467 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,260 YOU KNOW WHY? 468 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:26,772 TE AMO. YO NO PUEDO VIVIR SIN USTED. 469 00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,846 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 470 00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:32,228 [ Crying ] I LOVE YOU. 471 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,441 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 472 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,120 I'M SORRY, MICHAEL. 473 00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:51,039 Director: ACTION! 474 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,763 I'M SORRY, MICHAEL. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE 475 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,255 THAT THE BOY CAN'T LEAR-- HA HA HA.