1 00:00:04,625 --> 00:00:07,425 HELLO, I'M HOME! 2 00:00:07,428 --> 00:00:10,798 JAY? SOMEBODY? 3 00:00:10,801 --> 00:00:12,721 HELLO! HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK, 4 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:14,103 CONQUERED THE KNOWN WORLD. 5 00:00:16,637 --> 00:00:18,687 GREAT. 6 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:20,639 NOBODY'S HOME. 7 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:23,441 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE MY OWN FAMILY. 8 00:00:23,444 --> 00:00:24,574 HELLO, KADY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 9 00:00:24,565 --> 00:00:25,945 WHAT DID YOU DO? 10 00:00:25,946 --> 00:00:29,446 I WENT TO THE DENTIST TO GET MY LIP FIXED. 11 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:31,530 AND WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY, CLAIRE? 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,252 DADDY, I MET THIS REALLY CUTE GUY AT SCHOOL, 13 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:36,115 AND HE THINKS I'M CUTE BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S CUTE 14 00:00:36,117 --> 00:00:37,787 BUT EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS HE'S CUTE 15 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,868 SO I THINK HE'S CUTE, TOO. CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY? 16 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:42,250 JUNIOR, WHAT DID YOU DO? 17 00:00:42,253 --> 00:00:45,723 DAD, WHATEVER IT IS, I DIDN'T DO IT. 18 00:00:47,258 --> 00:00:50,048 DAD, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,260 'CAUSE I'VE GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS 20 00:00:52,263 --> 00:00:53,303 IN THE BATHROOM. 21 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:56,144 AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY, JAY? 22 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,637 MICHAEL, DON'T START WITH ME, OKAY? 23 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:00,679 I'VE HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK. 24 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,613 HELLO, MISS LATELY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 25 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,395 MICHAEL, DON'T START WITH ME, OKAY? 26 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,987 I HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK. JUST DON'T START WITH ME. 27 00:01:08,989 --> 00:01:11,779 LOOK AT THE TIME. WHERE IS EVERYBODY AT? 28 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:14,072 THE KIDS ARE IN THEIR AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAMS, 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,374 ROSA'S PICKING UP KADY FROM TUMBLE TOTS, 30 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,827 AND I HAD A LATE MEETING. 31 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:20,618 COME ON, BABY, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 32 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:22,121 WOULD YOU SMILE? 33 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,763 I'LL SMILE WHEN I COME HOME AND SEE MY WIFE AND KIDS 34 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:27,585 AND SOME FOOD ON THE TABLE LIKE MY FATHER USED TO HAVE. 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,298 WELL, JUST COME HOME A LITTLE LATER. 36 00:01:30,301 --> 00:01:33,051 HA HA HA. 37 00:01:33,053 --> 00:01:35,313 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 38 00:01:35,306 --> 00:01:37,306 JAY, I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. 39 00:01:37,308 --> 00:01:38,888 THIS IS NOT THE MARRIAGE I SIGNED UP FOR. 40 00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:42,019 YOUR JOB IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE FAMILY. 41 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,812 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 42 00:01:43,814 --> 00:01:45,234 NO, LISTEN, 43 00:01:45,226 --> 00:01:47,356 I UNDERSTAND YOUR NEED TO BE FULFILLED 44 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,148 AND ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE, 45 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,230 BUT YOUR JOB IS STARTING TO INTERFERE 46 00:01:51,232 --> 00:01:53,492 WITH YOUR DUTIES AS MOTHER AND WIFE. 47 00:01:53,494 --> 00:01:56,294 YOU KNOW WHAT, MICHAEL? YOU ARE SUCH A MISOGYNIST. 48 00:01:56,287 --> 00:01:58,577 YEAH, I WOULD LOVE A MASSAGE EVERY NOW AND THEN. 49 00:01:58,579 --> 00:02:01,039 AND I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH OF THOSE, EITHER. 50 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:02,291 WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY, 51 00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:03,793 I'M NOT DOING MY JOB AROUND HERE? 52 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:04,804 YOU KNOW WHAT? 53 00:02:04,795 --> 00:02:06,165 IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. 54 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,127 YOU'D HAVE TO BE SUPERWOMAN. 55 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,088 I BEG YOUR PARDON, I AM SUPERWOMAN. 56 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:12,300 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 57 00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:15,523 NO, YOU'RE MORE LIKE BATGIRL. 58 00:02:15,516 --> 00:02:20,806 YEAH YOU LOOK GOOD IN AN OUTFIT BUT YOU DON"T HAVE NO SUPERPOWERS. 59 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:22,391 I'M NOT BATGIRL. 60 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,403 ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU'RE WONDER WOMAN, 61 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,065 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I COME HOME, 62 00:02:26,066 --> 00:02:27,936 I'M WONDERING, "WHERE'S MY WOMAN?" 63 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:34,661 JAY, LISTEN, BABY, I DIDN'T MARRY SUPERWOMAN. 64 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,615 I MARRIED JAY MARIE JOHNSON. 65 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:39,657 OKAY? YOU ADDED ALL THIS OTHER STUFF. 66 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,330 AND I CAN DO ALL THAT OTHER STUFF 67 00:02:41,332 --> 00:02:42,492 AND STILL TAKE CARE OF YOU 68 00:02:42,493 --> 00:02:44,083 AND EVERYTHING ELSE MY FAMILY NEEDS, 69 00:02:44,084 --> 00:02:45,924 AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU. HOW? 70 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:49,336 IN THE NEXT TWO HOURS, I AM GOING 71 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:51,380 TO TAKE A SHOWER, CHANGE MY CLOTHES, 72 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:53,632 COOK DINNER, CHECK EVERYBODY'S HOMEWORK, 73 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:56,264 WASH FOUR LOADS OF LAUNDRY AND TWO LOADS OF DISHES. 74 00:02:56,257 --> 00:02:58,797 AND WHAT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF ME? 75 00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:01,759 OH, BABY, SINCE YOU THINK THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME 76 00:03:01,762 --> 00:03:06,982 FOR EVERYTHING, YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 77 00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:11,227 I'M GOING TO BE WATCHING YOU TAKE THAT SHOWER. 78 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,822 HEY, KIDS, HOW Y'ALL DOING? 79 00:03:23,824 --> 00:03:25,004 HEY, DADDY. HEY, DAD. 80 00:03:24,995 --> 00:03:26,035 HEY, GUYS. 81 00:03:26,036 --> 00:03:27,496 LOOK AT THIS -- MOM'S COOKING 82 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,828 A NICE MEAL FOR THE FAMILY. 83 00:03:28,829 --> 00:03:29,829 WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND ENJOY IT, 84 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,170 SOME TIME TOGETHER. 85 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:33,001 I'M GOING TO MY ROOM. NO, NO, NO, SIT DOWN. 86 00:03:33,003 --> 00:03:34,433 YOUR MOM'S GOING OUT OF HER WAY. 87 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:35,925 YOU'RE GOING TO EAT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 88 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:37,136 I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 89 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:38,467 AND I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 90 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:41,259 HEY, HEY. SIT DOWN. WHAT'S WRONG? 91 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,722 IT'S THIS NEW KID AT SCHOOL. 92 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,693 HE'S BEEN RAGGING ON JUNIOR FOR WEEKS. 93 00:03:44,685 --> 00:03:45,935 RAGGING ON YOU HOW? 94 00:03:45,936 --> 00:03:47,186 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 95 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:48,727 WHAT, IS HE PUSHING YOU AROUND? 96 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:49,809 YEAH, HE IS, DADDY. 97 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:52,190 HE TAKES JUNIOR'S HAT OFF, HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK, 98 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:53,352 AND HE MAKES FUN OF HIM. 99 00:03:53,354 --> 00:03:54,784 WHAT DOES HE SAY? 100 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:56,985 HE SAID I WAS SO UGLY WHEN I WAS BORN 101 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,277 THAT THE DOCTOR ALMOST CIRCUMCISED MY NOSE. 102 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:03,992 AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT ME. 103 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,874 I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM. WHY DIDN'T YOU? 104 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:08,126 BECAUSE HE'S HUGE AND HE'D KILL ME. 105 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:09,828 AND THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO HANDLE IT, JUNIOR. 106 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,670 YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR MOUTH. 107 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:13,502 YEAH, BITE HIM. 108 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,304 NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN. 109 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,426 YOU GOT TO FIGHT BACK WITH WORDS. 110 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:19,758 I TRIED. REALLY? WHAT'D YOU SAY? 111 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,340 I SAID HIS HEAD WAS SO BIG, HE MUST NEED A REALLY BIG HAT. 112 00:04:26,887 --> 00:04:29,187 THAT'S IT? 113 00:04:29,189 --> 00:04:30,939 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 114 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,691 HE'S GOT YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, BABY. 115 00:04:32,693 --> 00:04:34,233 HEY. 116 00:04:34,234 --> 00:04:36,404 WHAT'S UP, DADDY? 117 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:38,527 HEY, FOR SHEEZY WAHEEZY 118 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:41,279 OFF THE HEEZY CHUCKY CHEESY. 119 00:04:42,703 --> 00:04:44,243 SIT DOWN AND JOIN THE FAMILY. 120 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:45,624 MOVE IT, JUNIOR. 121 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:48,956 OKAY, I MADE EVERYBODY'S INDIVIDUAL FAVORITE -- 122 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:50,959 CURRY CHICKEN FOR DADDY, 123 00:04:50,961 --> 00:04:52,411 GRILLED VEGETABLES FOR CLAIRE, 124 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:53,963 HAMBURGER FOR JUNIOR, 125 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:55,974 AND MACARONI AND CHEESE AND BROCCOLI FOR THE BABY. 126 00:04:55,966 --> 00:04:57,046 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 127 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,047 NOT FOR SUPERWOMAN. 128 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,339 MIGHTY MOUSE. UM... 129 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,972 BABY, SIT DOWN. WE'RE GOING TO HELP JUNIOR 130 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:05,814 LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE DOZENS. 131 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,266 OH, I USED TO BE GOOD AT THAT. 132 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:08,977 WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE, UM, 133 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:10,099 "YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, 134 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,930 SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVY POURED OUT"? 135 00:05:14,735 --> 00:05:16,985 HOW ABOUT, "YOUR DADDY'S SO OLD, 136 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,937 HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS JUST A PRINCE"? 137 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:25,082 YOUR FEET ARE SO STINKY, YOUR SHOES RAN AWAY. 138 00:05:26,787 --> 00:05:28,997 SEE, THIS RUNS IN YOUR GENES, SON. 139 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:30,999 THERE'S NO WAY THIS GUY CAN BEAT YOU. 140 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:32,871 HERE, TRY THIS ONE -- YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, 141 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:34,923 SHE COMES FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY. 142 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,130 WHO IS THIS KID? 143 00:05:41,131 --> 00:05:42,551 HIS NAME IS GEORGE BLAKE. 144 00:05:42,553 --> 00:05:44,933 HIS FAMILY MOVED INTO THE DUNNIGANS' OLD HOUSE. 145 00:05:44,925 --> 00:05:47,175 WHY DON'T WE INVITE THE BLAKES OVER, RIGHT? 146 00:05:47,177 --> 00:05:49,967 WE'LL WINE AND DINE THEM, THEN WE'LL PICK THEIR BRAINS 147 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:52,060 AND FIND OUT THEIR KID'S WEAKNESSES ARE, 148 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,932 AND THEN YOU CAN USE THAT STUFF AGAINST HIM. 149 00:05:53,934 --> 00:05:54,944 YOU PUSH THE BUTTONS. 150 00:05:54,935 --> 00:05:56,065 SEE, THAT'S HOW HE GOT TO YOU, 151 00:05:56,066 --> 00:05:58,026 'CAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID THAT SOME OF THAT STUFF 152 00:05:58,028 --> 00:05:59,438 ABOUT YOU BEING AN UGLY BABY IS TRUE. 153 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,980 AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IS NOT TRUE. 154 00:06:01,982 --> 00:06:03,192 YOU WERE A BEAUTIFUL BABY. 155 00:06:03,193 --> 00:06:04,033 THANKS, MOM. 156 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:07,754 THEY DID TAKE A COUPLE INCHES OFF YOUR NOSE THOUGH. 157 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:17,094 OH, JANET, THAT KEY LIME PIE WAS INCREDIBLE. 158 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:18,087 THANK YOU. 159 00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:19,958 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PIECE FOR YOUR SON? 160 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,300 OH, HE'S ON A DIET. 161 00:06:21,301 --> 00:06:23,961 HE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A WEIGHT PROBLEM, 162 00:06:23,964 --> 00:06:26,224 SO WE SENT HIM TO ONE OF THOSE CAMPS. 163 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:29,426 OH, YEAH, REALLY? 164 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,970 SUGAR WOODS. 165 00:06:30,971 --> 00:06:32,721 SUGAR WOODS. 166 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:34,353 IT'S FOR THE EXTRA HUSKY BOY. 167 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:37,024 PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP. 168 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:38,977 IF HE HADN'T LOST THOSE 60 POUNDS, 169 00:06:38,979 --> 00:06:41,729 HE'D HAVE A SHOT AT A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP. 170 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:44,952 OF COURSE, HE COULDN'T FIT HIS HEAD INSIDE THE HELMET. 171 00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:49,948 HE MUST HAVE A REALLY BIG HEAD. 172 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:52,530 WEARS A SIZE 14 HAT. 173 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:53,873 [ WHISTLES ] 174 00:06:53,874 --> 00:06:55,504 HOW DO YOU FIND A HAT THAT BIG? 175 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:57,876 WHAT, DO YOU SEW TWO 7s TOGETHER? 176 00:06:57,878 --> 00:07:01,088 THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 177 00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:02,541 I USED TO DO A LOT OF SEWING, 178 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:04,723 AND GEORGIE WAS MY LITTLE DRESSMAKER DUMMY. 179 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,675 DRESSMAKER DUMMY. 180 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,637 I USED TO PIN THE FABRIC FOR THE DRESSES AROUND HIM, 181 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,220 AND HE WOULD GIGGLE AND GIGGLE. 182 00:07:11,221 --> 00:07:12,511 IT WAS SO CUTE. 183 00:07:12,513 --> 00:07:14,613 OH, THAT IS SO CUTE. ISN'T THAT CUTE, MICHAEL? 184 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:18,055 IT'S ADORABLE. 185 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:19,768 SWEETIE, WE'D BETTER HEAD ON HOME. 186 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:21,020 YOU KNOW HOW GEORGIE-POO 187 00:07:21,021 --> 00:07:22,861 HATES BEING IN THE HOUSE BY HIMSELF. 188 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:25,163 I KNOW HOW HE HATES BEING CALLED GEORGIE-POO. 189 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:27,365 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY. 190 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:30,777 NO, THIS HAS BEEN GREAT, VERY INFORMATIVE. 191 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:33,371 NICE TO GET TO KNOW THE NEIGHBORS. 192 00:07:33,373 --> 00:07:34,843 THANKS VERY MUCH. 193 00:07:34,835 --> 00:07:36,205 TELL GEORGIE-POO 194 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,286 WE SAID HI. 195 00:07:38,288 --> 00:07:40,458 OKAY, BYE. 196 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,710 KADY. KADY! STOP THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 197 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,644 EW. 198 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:48,217 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 199 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,468 OH, SHE'S SEAT-SNIFFING. 200 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,969 WHAT? 201 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,351 YOU KNOW, YOU SNIFF THE CUSHIONS 202 00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:53,552 WHEN SOMEBODY LEAVES, 203 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:55,024 KIND OF GET THE FLAVOR OF WHO THEY ARE. 204 00:07:57,057 --> 00:07:58,307 YOU NEVER DID THAT? 205 00:07:58,308 --> 00:08:01,018 DID THAT? I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 206 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:03,101 WELL, ALL MY FAMILY DID IT -- 207 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:05,033 MY BROTHERS, ME, I DID IT. 208 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:07,025 IT WAS A LITTLE GAME WE PLAYED. 209 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:09,107 THAT'S NOT A GAME, THAT'S WEIRD. 210 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:11,029 AND EVERYBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 211 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:12,241 NEVER DID THAT. 212 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,752 OH, SURE. YOU PROBABLY JUST DIDN'T NOTICE. 213 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,495 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE A SNIFFEE. 214 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,207 OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 215 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,579 WHEN WE SIT DOWN ON THIS SOFA, THESE KIDS 216 00:08:21,582 --> 00:08:23,382 COME DOWN HERE AND -- NO, NO, NO. 217 00:08:23,383 --> 00:08:25,513 WE'RE FAMILY. THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING. 218 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,005 IT'S ONLY PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY. 219 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:32,178 YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THERE ARE SEAT SNIFFING RULES? 220 00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:34,012 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE MAJOR ONE, 221 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,944 WHICH IS YOU GOT TO GET TO THE SEAT 222 00:08:35,936 --> 00:08:36,936 WITHIN 15 SECONDS. 223 00:08:36,937 --> 00:08:38,637 OTHERWISE THE SMELL EVAPORATES. 224 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:43,641 UNLESS YOU GOT THE PLASTIC SLIPCOVERS. 225 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:45,244 OH, MICHAEL! 226 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:49,105 THAT'S GROSS, MICHAEL. THAT'S NASTY. 227 00:08:49,109 --> 00:08:50,569 NO, IT'S CUTE. YOU SEE THE LITTLE FACE? 228 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,071 THAT'S NOT CUTE. THAT'S NOT CUTE. 229 00:08:53,073 --> 00:08:55,043 RELAX, BABY. IT'S JUST A PHASE. 230 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,705 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PHASE. 231 00:08:56,707 --> 00:08:58,867 IT'S GOT TO STOP. THAT IS JUST NASTY. 232 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,829 EW. 233 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,251 MICHAEL! 234 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,260 KADY. 235 00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:12,841 YEAH, MOMMY? 236 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:16,983 BABY, WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL THIS SEAT-SNIFFING STUFF? 237 00:09:16,977 --> 00:09:18,227 IT'S JUST FUN. 238 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:20,888 WELL, MOMMY DOESN'T THINK IT'S VERY GOOD. 239 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:23,311 WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME SEE YOUR MOUTH. 240 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:26,404 BABY! 241 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:28,446 WHEN DID YOUR TEETH FALL OUT? 242 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:29,948 YESTERDAY. 243 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,030 YESTERDAY? 244 00:09:31,031 --> 00:09:33,991 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MOMMY? 245 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:36,254 BECAUSE YOU WERE AT WORK. 246 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:40,196 OH, SWEETIE, I'M SORRY. 247 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,870 I'M SORRY I MISSED IT. 248 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,542 BUT DON'T WORRY, OKAY? 249 00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:45,343 WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE TOOTH FAIRY. 250 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,795 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 251 00:09:46,797 --> 00:09:50,207 LAST NIGHT I GOT $5 FROM THE TOOTH BROTHER. 252 00:09:56,176 --> 00:09:57,346 THAT WAS SOME ANSWER YOU GAVE 253 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,177 IN MATH CLASS, JUNIOR. YOU'RE SO DUMB, 254 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:00,519 WHEN THEY TOLD YOU 2 PLUS 2 IS 4, 255 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,350 YOU PROBABLY ASKED, "FOR WHAT?" 256 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,392 OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE SO DUMB, 257 00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:06,154 YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL "I.Q." 258 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:07,856 HA HA HA. 259 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,318 YOU'RE SO IGNORANT, YOU THINK MILK OF MAGNESIA 260 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,360 COMES FROM CHINESE COWS. 261 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,531 AND WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOU WERE SO UGLY, 262 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,333 THE DOCTOR SLAPPED YOUR MAMA. 263 00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:17,155 WELL, I MAY BE UGLY, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT 264 00:10:17,157 --> 00:10:18,447 SOME OLD HUSKY BOY 265 00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:20,618 WHOSE MAMA PUT DRESSES ON HIM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, 266 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,950 AN UGLY LITTLE GIRL WITH A BIG HEAD 267 00:10:23,954 --> 00:10:25,174 WHO CRIES LIKE A BABY 268 00:10:25,165 --> 00:10:27,245 ANY TIME HE'S LEFT ALONE IN HIS OWN HOUSE. 269 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:29,667 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, YOU SUGAR WOODS FAT BOY 270 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,300 CAMP DROPOUT? 271 00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:33,511 GEORGIE-POO. 272 00:10:33,513 --> 00:10:36,023 YEAH. 273 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:39,057 HEY, DON'T TOUCH MY BROTHER! 274 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:41,309 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, STRING BEAN? 275 00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:42,181 OHH! 276 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,193 YOU BROKE MY NOSE. 277 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:49,267 YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, KYLE. 278 00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:11,879 HOW YOU DOING, CHAMP? 279 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,803 HOW YOU THINK I'M DOING? 280 00:11:14,795 --> 00:11:16,675 YOU SHOULD BE DOING GREAT. YOU WON. 281 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,386 I DIDN'T WIN. CLAIRE WON. 282 00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,508 NOW THIS GUY'S GOING TO KILL ME. 283 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,010 I CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 284 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,222 NO, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 285 00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:26,524 DAD, HE SAID IF I GO BACK TO SCHOOL, 286 00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:27,516 I'M DEAD MEAT. 287 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,857 JUNIOR, YOU CAN NEVER LET A MAN 288 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,730 PUT THAT KIND OF FEAR IN YOU. 289 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,572 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BIG HE IS? 290 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:35,703 HE'S NOT JUSTAMAN, HE'S A CROWD. 291 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:39,278 LOOK, SON, 292 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:41,029 IF YOU DON'T STAND UP FOR YOURSELF NOW, 293 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:42,821 YOU'LL BE BACKING DOWN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 294 00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:44,663 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 295 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:45,964 YEAH, WELL, I CAN'T. 296 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,206 NOW, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 297 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,288 I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM. 298 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,540 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY THE DOZENS. 299 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,252 BUT YOU GOT TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. 300 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:55,974 EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO WALK AWAY, 301 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,176 YOU LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. 302 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,177 YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT, DAD, 303 00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:01,049 THAT I COULD JUST WALK AWAY? 304 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:04,341 YEAH. IF HE'S AS BIG AS YOU SAY HE IS, WALK FAST. 305 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:07,476 AND WALK UP A HILL 306 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,437 AND DROP SOME TWINKIES EVERY 2 OR 3 YARDS. 307 00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:15,454 WHAT'S UP, MOMMY? 308 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:16,485 COME HERE. 309 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,116 BABY, I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU. 310 00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:20,909 COME HERE. OOH! 311 00:12:20,911 --> 00:12:23,911 HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU LATELY? 312 00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:26,544 MOM, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING "OPRAH" AGAIN? 313 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:30,286 NO, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING MY FAMILY, EITHER. 314 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:33,420 CLAIRE, BABY, WHY DID YOU HIT THAT BOY? 315 00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:36,013 IT WAS INSTINCT, MOM. THAT KID HIT JUNIOR, 316 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,256 AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I PUNCHED HIM. 317 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,258 CLAIRE, I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER OUT THERE FIGHTING. 318 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,261 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS FACE. 319 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,273 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO THIS FACE. 320 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,646 THEN LET GO OF IT. 321 00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:49,597 SORRY. 322 00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:50,769 LOOK, BABY, 323 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:54,190 LISTEN TO ME REALLY, REALLY CAREFULLY. 324 00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:57,744 MEN PRIDE THEMSELVES ON BEING WARRIORS, 325 00:12:57,737 --> 00:13:00,197 AND IF YOU MAKE A MAN FEEL LIKE HE'S NOT A WARRIOR, 326 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,740 THEN HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A MAN. 327 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:05,911 MOM, I AM NOT APOLOGIZING TO THAT FAT TUB OF LARD. 328 00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:08,246 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER. 329 00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:09,248 OH. 330 00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:12,119 SEE, MEN SEE THEMSELVES AS PROVIDERS 331 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:15,012 AND PROTECTORS, AND IT'S OUR JOB 332 00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,125 TO LET THEM BELIEVE THAT IT'S TRUE. OKAY? 333 00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:20,128 THINK ABOUT IT. 334 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,680 COME IN. 335 00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:27,975 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO JUMP IN FRONT OF ME LIKE THAT. 336 00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:29,688 I CAN FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES. 337 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,639 I KNOW THAT. I JUST FIGURED 338 00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:34,392 IF YOU STARTED BEATING ON HIM, 339 00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:36,204 YOU WOULD HAVE HURT HIM REALLY BADLY 340 00:13:36,196 --> 00:13:38,356 AND GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. 341 00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:40,068 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 342 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,200 YEAH. 343 00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:42,361 I MIGHT HAVE, YOU KNOW? 344 00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:43,822 OH, I KNOW. 345 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,823 YEAH. 346 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,834 HA HA. 347 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,405 WHO ARE WE KIDDING? 348 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:52,448 THAT GUY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME. 349 00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:53,872 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 350 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,094 THE POINT IS YOU STOOD UP TO HIM, 351 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,336 PLAYING THE DOZENS. 352 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,167 I MEAN, HIM PICKING ON YOU, SEE, THAT WAS EASY. 353 00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:04,461 YOU STANDING UP TO HIM, THAT WAS HARD. 354 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,934 WELL, ANYWAY, I GOT HOMEWORK. 355 00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:07,886 YEAH, ME TOO. 356 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,638 HEY, CLAIRE. YEAH? 357 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,929 THANKS. 358 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,391 SURE THING. 359 00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:23,279 YOU SURE GOT A PRETTY SMILE BACK THERE. 360 00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:25,123 SHH. DON'T BOTHER ME. 361 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,865 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 362 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,986 SHH. MICHAEL. 363 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:31,368 THAT'S IT. HEY, MOM, WE'RE DONE. 364 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,121 WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS. 365 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,123 OKAY. 366 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,714 GOODBYE, CLAIRE, 367 00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:38,126 HELLO, KADY. 368 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:42,048 YEAH, WATCH THIS, BABY. WATCH THIS. 369 00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,092 [ SNIFFS ] 370 00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:46,064 [ SNEEZES ] 371 00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:50,059 WHAT DID YOU DO? 372 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,140 I PUT PEPPER ON ALL THE CUSHIONS. 373 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:56,022 DON'T WEAR WHITE FOR A WHILE. 374 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,016 JOB WELL DONE. 375 00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,278 SEE? I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS NOW. 376 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,940 I MISSED KADY'S FIRST TOOTH, 377 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,612 I WASN'T THERE FOR CLAIRE 378 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:06,533 WHEN SHE TURNED INTO SMOKIN' JOSEPHINE FRAZIER, 379 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:07,986 BUT NOW I'M ON TOP OF IT. 380 00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,988 HMM. I'M PROUD OF CLAIRE, STICKING UP FOR HER BROTHER. 381 00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:13,331 IT'S COOL THE WAY SHE POPPED THAT DUDE -- POP. 382 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,533 NO, THAT IS NOT COOL. 383 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:15,754 WE WILL NOT RAISE OUR CHILDREN 384 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:17,335 TO SETTLE THEIR CONFLICTS WITH VIOLENCE. 385 00:15:17,337 --> 00:15:18,997 THEY HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO COMPROMISE. 386 00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:20,749 WELL, IT'S HARD TO COMPROMISE 387 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,000 WHEN SOMEBODY KNOCKS YOU ON YOUR ASS. 388 00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:25,603 MICHAEL, IT'S NOT THE SAME AS WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 389 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,675 THEY SHOOT NOWADAYS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 390 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,347 CLAIRE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR. 391 00:15:29,349 --> 00:15:30,719 SHE ATTACKED THAT BOY. 392 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,050 HEY, YOU HIT ONE OF US, YOU HIT ALL OF US, 393 00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:34,933 AND THE WRATH OF THE ENTIRE FAMILY 394 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,694 WILL BE VISITED UPON YOUR HEAD 395 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,356 AND THE HEADS OF YOUR CHILDREN 396 00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:40,148 AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN 397 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,150 UNTIL THE END OF TIME. 398 00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:43,611 THANK YOU, OBI-WAN KE-BALDY. 399 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:46,533 YOU KNOW WHAT? 400 00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:48,566 I HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT TO SAY, 401 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,488 'CAUSE GEORGE'S FATHER IS COMING OVER HERE LATER 402 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,620 TO TALK ABOUT THE INCIDENT. 403 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:53,951 WHEN DID IT GET UPGRADED TO AN INCIDENT? 404 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,343 I THINK IT WAS WHEN THE WRATH OF CLAIRE'S FIST 405 00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:58,126 WAS VISITED UPON GEORGE'S NOSE. 406 00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:01,128 START THINKING HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DEAL WITH THIS MAN. 407 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,180 HAVE A SEAT, SON. 408 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:29,454 THIS WAS AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT. 409 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,569 WELL, I HARDLY THINK IT'S AN INCIDENT. 410 00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:33,321 I MEAN, IT'S JUST, OUR KIDS GOT 411 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,173 A LITTLE OUT OF HAND, THAT'S ALL. 412 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,875 BUT YOUR DAUGHTER HIT MY KID. 413 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,246 SHE DAMN NEAR BROKE HIS NOSE. 414 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,998 WELL, THAT WAS AFTER YOUR SON HIT MY SON. 415 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,620 LOOK, MIKEY, I KNOW KIDS 416 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,502 ARE GOING TO BE KIDS, ALL RIGHT? 417 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,934 BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THAT GEORGE WAS PROVOKED. 418 00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:50,086 LOOK, JOEY, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOUR SON 419 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:54,050 IS 10 TIMES THE SIZE OF MY SON. 420 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,694 I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE ARMS. THESE ARE LITTLE TOOTHPICKS. 421 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,265 HE CAN'T POSE A THREAT. 422 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,637 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST HOPE 423 00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,558 THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 424 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,810 COME ON, LET'S GO, SON. 425 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:15,752 YEAH, LET'S JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 426 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,745 'CAUSE IF IT DOES... 427 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:21,707 IF IT DOES, WHAT? 428 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,831 IF IT DOES, I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 429 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:31,375 AND JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY... 430 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,801 WHAT MIGHT THIS SOMETHING BE? 431 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,894 DAD! 432 00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:37,595 NO, NO. I JUST WANT TO HEAR 433 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:39,727 THE PARAMETERS THAT I'M WORKING IN. 434 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:41,269 I JUST WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO 435 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,101 TAKE THE SITUATION INTO MY OWN HANDS. 436 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,613 IS THAT RIGHT? THAT'S RIGHT. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 437 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:47,855 IF YOU TAKE THE SITUATION INTO YOUR HANDS, 438 00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:49,777 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT DOWN 439 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,689 THE SANDWICHES AND THE MEATLOAF. 440 00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,151 SO, WHAT, NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME FAT? 441 00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:57,704 NO, I DIDN'T CALL YOU FAT. THE SCALE CALLS YOU FAT. 442 00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,327 THE RICHTER SCALE CALLS YOU FAT. 443 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,040 I CALL YOU CHUBSY-WUBSY. 444 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,121 I'D RATHER BE FAT THAN BALD. 445 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,554 OH, YEAH? 446 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,705 YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A CORN DOG WITH EYEBROWS. 447 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,709 SO WHEN IS THE BABY DUE? 448 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,262 WHENEVER IT'S DUE, 449 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:15,774 IT'S GONNA HAVE MORE HAIR THAN YOU, BALDY. 450 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:18,715 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT IS THE BALD STUFF? 451 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:22,058 LOOK, I CAN GROW HAIR... WELL, AROUND HERE. 452 00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:25,281 BUT YOU'RE UGLY. YOU CAN'T GROW HANDSOME. 453 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,525 DAD! 454 00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:29,026 THAT'S IT. COME ON, LET'S GO. 455 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:31,688 WHAT, DO THEY HAVE A BUFFET OUTSIDE? 456 00:18:31,691 --> 00:18:32,691 DAD! DAD! 457 00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:35,952 REMEMBER, WALK AWAY. 458 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,790 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 459 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,541 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 460 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:44,623 SHAKE. 461 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,844 IT WAS CHILDISH. 462 00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:48,205 COME ON, DAD, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 463 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,298 I'LL GO BUY YOU SOME ICE CREAM. 464 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,710 NONFAT. 465 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:57,095 I'M SORRY, SON. I APOLOGIZE. 466 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:59,346 THAT WAS -- THAT WAS VERY CHILDISH. 467 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,639 THAT'S OKAY. 468 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,891 SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO WALK AWAY. 469 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,483 YOU WERE FUNNY, THOUGH. 470 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,435 YOU THINK SO? WHICH ONE DID YOU LIKE? 471 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,398 WHEN'S THE BABY DUE? 472 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,690 THAT WAS A KILLER, DAD. 473 00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,402 COME ON, LET ME BUY YOU SOME ICE CREAM. 474 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,994 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET YOU SOME ROGAINE. 475 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,422 YOU MEAN YOU ALMOST CAME TO BLOWS? 476 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,625 THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S LUCKY, TOO, 477 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:29,957 'CAUSE I WAS GOING TO HIT HIM LIKE THIS, 478 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,789 THEN I HIT HIM OVER THERE, THEN I HIT HIM UP THERE, 479 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:33,211 THEN I HIT HIM LIKE THIS, 480 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,673 THEN I HIT OVER THERE AND I HIT HIM RIGHT THERE. 481 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,564 OH, GOD! 482 00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:38,256 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 483 00:19:38,258 --> 00:19:39,468 I DON'T KNOW. 484 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,889 BABY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN US, 485 00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:44,931 TWO GROWN MEN ACTING LIKE 9-YEAR-OLDS. 486 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:45,944 YEAH. 487 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,725 I WOULD HAVE BEAT HIM, THOUGH. 488 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:50,567 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SCORED POINTS WITH YOUR SON. 489 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:52,110 HE THINKS YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 490 00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:54,071 NO, I'M NOT THE GREATEST. 491 00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:55,913 YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 492 00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:58,695 YOU ARE SUPERWOMAN. 493 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,778 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT? 494 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,200 SOMETIMES EVEN SUPERWOMAN NEEDS SUPERMAN 495 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,542 TO FLY IN AND STRAIGHTEN OUT HER CAPE. 496 00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:08,495 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 497 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,288 AND I GUESS SUPERMAN 498 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:14,710 COULD USE HIS CAPE STRAIGHTENED OCCASIONALLY, TOO. 499 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,644 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 500 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:18,757 I GUESS IF I'M SUPERMAN, 501 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:20,598 I KNOW WHAT MY KRYPTONITE IS. 502 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,800 WHAT'S THAT? 503 00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:24,261 IT'S MY FAMILY. 504 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,774 AND IF I'M SUPERWOMAN, 505 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:28,185 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY KRYPTONITE IS? 506 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,017 YOU. YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME WEAK. 507 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,560 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. 508 00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:34,693 HA HA HA! 509 00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,083 IT'S NOT THE SAME AS WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 510 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,915 THEY SHOOT NOWADAYS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 511 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,457 CLAIRE DIDN'T HAVE TO ATTACK THAT BOY. 512 00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:50,959 SHE ATTACKED THAT BOY -- HA HA. 513 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,920 HA! 514 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,292 I WASN'T THERE FOR CLAIRE 515 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,514 WHEN SHE TURNED INTO SMOKIN' JOSEPHINE FRAZIER, 516 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:59,006 BUT NOW I'M ON TOP OF IT. 517 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,800 I'M NOT.